Saturday 31 May 2025

(( whats up dad 03:22:03

(( is kankri harassing you do i need to snipe him 03:22:16

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(IM IN CHARGE HERE >:U 03:22:59

(I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS 03:23:07

(( brother its my chat stop power tripping 03:23:11

(( i'll beat your ass if i want 03:23:21

(ò0ó NOW GET IN THE FUCKING CRUISER 03:23:23

(( get in the pitt 03:23:34

(:v... <:v wait- 03:23:43

(( settle this like real bitches 03:23:45

(( >:) 03:23:52

(> : U you STOP THIS, HE IS BEING A GOOD CRAB 03:24:13

(( nah he's getting fucked 03:24:56

(( lets go 03:25:05

(( pants off now 03:25:13

(>:v N-...NO! HE'S PETTING A CAT >:U YOU WONT TAKE THIS FROM HIM 03:27:47

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([i][u]YOU.[/u][/i] 03:32:47

pipefan413: ME? 03:39:54

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(YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, BUSTER. >:U 03:46:52

pipefan413: WHAT ARE THE CHARGES? 03:47:30

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(:v... >:v don't worry about all that. Get in the PADDY WAGON 04:40:24

pipefan413: I WILL 04:43:24

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(*equips baton* dont make this HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE >:V 04:50:31

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pipefan413: DOOHICKETY. 12:19:47

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(SABATOOOOAAAAAAAAA 18:50:27

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ar ar ar 18:51:10

(*equips gun* stealing my laugh now are we 18:54:12

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((yes 19:04:36

((>:) 19:04:38

(:v doth thou requireth the repostereth of all time? 19:04:44

((persnaps... though i do not have the brain power to figure out where to take the scene long-termish 19:15:24

(to hell :v 19:16:29

(imagine herobrine just appears >:v 19:22:00

(WAAAAAAIIIIIIIT- 19:38:45

[color=#000000]~I hear I've been given a sacrifice.~ 19:39:51

(>:U YOU HALT RIGHT THERE CUZ I'LL REALLY—BACK UP—CUZ I'LL REALLY DOG YOU 19:40:29

[color=#000000]~You sound nervous.~ 19:42:24

[color=#000000]~I can be [i]gentle[/i].~ 19:42:43

(>:v aint nobody NERVOUS, you sound c r a y z e e 19:43:39

[color=#000000]~You'll be speaking in tongues when I'm done with you.~ 19:44:16

(>:v you back up, he's being a good crab and watching minecraft gameply 19:45:51

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[color=#000000]~I do as I please.~ 19:49:10

(>:U HE HAS PINCHERS 19:49:27

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [nya] 19:49:35

[color=#000000]~And I've got tendrils to keep them pinned down.~ 19:49:54

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( HUH 19:50:02

((ayo 19:50:12

((kankri look OUT 19:50:18

(> : U 19:50:36

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((kneels and offers my muses as sacrifice, as promised 19:55:23

(*equips pinchers* >:v those tendrils will be mince meat 20:01:03

[color=#000000]~I think I'd taste delicious anyways.~ 20:03:35

(ò0ó IT IS CAT AND MINECRAFT, NO ONE WOULD INTERRUPT THE CRAB'S BREAK 20:04:22

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[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [like, nya] 20:04:37

[color=#000000]~Two for the price of one. I adore cats.~ 20:04:46

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[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [[s]nya[/s]] 20:05:13

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( omg roxy 20:05:37

(back up >:V BACK UP, H-... HE GOT SEER POWERS YEEAAAAAHHH HE MAXXED OUT 20:12:48

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[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: omg dirk 20:14:56

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( He will in fact hug all the Roxys there ever were and ever will be.... the homies.... 20:16:35

(*tosses flashbang* SCATTER <:U 20:24:11

(( lmao 20:28:58

[color=#000000]~I should show up semi-squid just to scare the entire populace.~ 20:29:50

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( LMAO? 20:29:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( DO NOT 20:30:01

[color=#000000]~Way to kill my joy and whimsy.~ 20:30:15

(party crashing for WHAT >:U 20:30:35

[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [omg i would totes hug u back :)] 20:30:48

[color=#000000]~...~ 20:31:12

[color=#000000]~... that would be nice, actually.~ 20:31:20

[color=#f67b7b] I should show the populace my stetson. 20:31:27

[color=#000000]~You certainly should.~ 20:31:37

(:v all these damn criminals appearing... BACK TO THE GIFTBAGGING BOARD 20:32:24

[color=#f67b7b] I am not a criminal, I am the entity keeping you stable in this bubble's existence. Unless you want me to eject you specifically into the vast space and void. 20:33:48

(nya uh ûvû 20:34:27

[color=#f67b7b] Anyway, here's my stetson. *drops a regular stetson onto the ground in a random place.* I believe I am complete, for now. 20:36:06

(*fart* :v completely crayzee 20:38:03

(( killing you 20:38:12

(>:v silence, party crasher 20:38:55

(( i crashed no parties 20:40:26

(u-u all those gift bags... he doesnt know if he can make anymore! 20:40:39

(( it's ok he made enough 20:40:53

(( let him rest 20:41:05

(no rest :v he has to make one for boypeta and then bake some [i]Fresh Apple Fritters[/i] for the potential David 20:42:07

(( yes 20:44:07

(David floating in like that Gamzee pic bc of the scent 20:44:55

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(:v anywhozereoozitz, i am going to REPOSTERONI and if anyone else wants to jump in bc of >:v [i]nefarious inclinations[/i] feel free to :v 20:50:52

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[color=#000000]~He acts like I'm going to attack him on the spot.~ 20:58:07

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He sat still- both out of patience for their response AND because Kankri did not wish to possibly rouse Nepeta's sense by making a sudden move. That did not seem to offer him much reprieve, though, considering the silence betwixt them was stifling. A breath seized in his throat, feeling Nepeta's lips run over the skin a bit- [i]oh no, not his voicebox- HE NEEDS THAT TO CALL OUT INJUSTICES, PLEASE-[/i] "A-AH-" Kankri's face piqued with a more intense saturation of red. It wasn't even a full bite! He has had far worse from Porrim, but he was working with the idea that a fair chunk of his neck was about to be snatched off, so it was easy for him to startle. The Cat is trying to give him a pusher attack... "R-Right... endless p9ssi6ilities and such..." he settled down as the game became animate once more and Nepeta began venturing to a random cave in hopes of getting some quality mining done. This party has been... something. By this point, it was hard to say if this was going better or worse than the one Roxy threw- at least he is fully lucid and not under the influence. Or getting his head narrowly punched in. Maybe it is going better. 20:58:35

(>:v super villain 20:58:41

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(( welcome you got the funny numbers 21:00:16

(hehe :v the funny customer 21:00:39

TA: [[ immortalized now. ]] 21:01:07

(( correct 21:01:30

((oh yeah i forgot i was gonna muse mituna 21:02:09

((i should read his logs at some point but im so distracted 21:02:23

(you're already halfway there 21:02:34

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(( yea 21:02:43

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((lmao 21:03:57

((i have the adhd and the potty mouth from rping blitzo 21:04:10

(( fair 21:04:42

(arrrr arrrr arrrr 21:11:45

((ar ar arrrr 21:14:02

(*gun* :v nuh 21:14:34

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [I HAVE A BIGGER BU-] 21:15:40

(:v nya. 21:16:15

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [yuh] 21:16:46

(don't look over here ù-ú i did not do anything wrong 21:18:22

((:0 21:19:02

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [whips around dramatically] 21:19:46

((🧍‍♂️ 21:20:05

(>:u she trapped ME, i told her it was NEFARIOUS 21:22:56

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [u fool, uve been cattrapped] 21:28:48

(*sit* u-u always getting trapped by SOMETHIN 21:29:26

(you DÆMONS do whatever you plot to, I shall be finishing some artcito in the meantime :V 21:37:17

(just keep in mind... >:U THAT HE HAS BEEN A GOOD CRABBI BOI 21:37:46

((sorry im slow im lost in the sauce 21:42:02

(:v nya uh, it is okay. >:v this goes for everyone presentcito 21:43:26

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: He giggles mischievously from Kankri's reaction to his [i]menacing[/i] play-nip of their neck, his tail carefully wrapping a little around their midsection as he shifts from side to side in their lap. "Sorry, Kankri! Couldn't help myself, heehee.~ Mew're too cute and biteable. Like Karkat!" He says with some olive on his face as he stays looking at the screen. He's just mining some stone and coal right now at the relative mouth of a mountain cave, but there's a little horror cave sound sting in the background.. 21:49:07

((i dont know what i did but the bbcode is broken in the log for me now 21:55:57

((i fixed it nvm 21:56:31

(over here breaking the site smh 21:58:56

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((i woild never 22:06:27

(>:u what are you doing with that HAMMER 22:08:51

((NOTHING 22:10:09

((throws it 22:10:12

(*equips handcuffs* thats it, ur going in the paddy wagon 22:11:13

(( do i have to bring you to the pitt >:( 22:12:54

(( i will drag you kicking and screaming sonic 22:13:06

((more sex in the pitt yes please 22:13:26

((:dogeevil: 22:13:43

(( when i get back i'm dragging a second vantas into the pitt 22:13:51

(( karkat won't be the only one in the pitt 22:14:09

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: :despairt: 22:14:26

(( i thought so 22:14:47

(( to be fair i also plan on dragging other kankri to the pitt as disciple later when i'm not dead so 3 whole vantass for me 22:15:21

((oh yeah that was me and you i forgot 22:15:51

((lmao 22:15:53

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(( no i know it was you 22:18:02

(<:u WHAT DID I DO? 22:18:12

(( three whole vantass for me if sonic keeps this up 22:18:20

(( stop arresting people when i'm not here 22:18:49

(( that don't deserve it 22:18:54

(( you fiend 22:19:00

(( dad did not deserve that arrest last night >:( 22:19:24

(( ngl sata you acting kinda sus but not arrest worthy yet 22:19:52

(( i saw that hammer 22:20:03

(( i approve 22:20:07

(>:U HE WAS ILLEGALLY PUTTING ON THE THINKING CAP 22:20:16

(( how do you illegally put on the thinking cap 22:20:54

(:v... >:v dont worry about all that. I was well within my jurisdiction. 22:22:41

(( thin ice 22:23:52

(( very thin ice 22:23:56

(>:u YOU CANT DO THIS TO HIM, THE CRAB DESERVES A BREAK 22:25:25

(( i said thin ice 22:26:35

(( plus roxy needs to chill with her favorite crab anyway 22:27:01

(( and feed him more lipstick 22:27:08

(( because apparently thats a treat for him 22:27:24

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