Thursday 12 June 2025

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(( hello 05:13:53

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(( hello 05:30:11

(( well my internet is fine but why the fuck is three of my things not working 05:30:28

(( the fuck 05:30:31

(:V huh 05:31:16

(( can someone tell my husband that discord shit itself 05:31:17

(ûvû okay 05:31:30

(( thank you 05:31:48

((oh gg 05:31:48

(( so discord is completely out on both my phone and my pc for some fucking reason this has never happened before 05:34:15

(u-u banned from yo own server is crazy work 05:35:52

(( not today satan 05:36:26

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(:v... >:v what are you doin around here pencil neck 08:05:47

((plotting 08:06:07

(>:U YOU STOP THAT, FIEND 08:06:25

(( its your turn in rp sonic 08:16:06

(( also plotting yippee 08:16:42

(( lol fucking killed em 08:17:15

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(( welcome back lol 08:17:51

(:v ye i know ûvû i have 85 other arpees going on 08:18:00

(( fair 08:18:43

((bro had to think abt a response and went into cardiac arrest for a minute 08:19:39

(Oh someone's in some form of arrest alright :v 08:20:27

((im gonna arrest you 08:20:45

(>:u ON WHAT GROUNDS 08:21:12

((pp big 08:21:17

(>:U NUH UH- 08:22:29

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(:v look at you, scaring them away with your pp talj 08:26:48

((they cant even see it 08:26:58

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(>:u trying to put me in handcuffs for large pp is insanity 08:34:29

((im taking it away 08:34:39

(( excuse officer but may i suck your massive donger pls 08:35:31

((u mean prisoner 08:35:42

(( no 08:36:20

((why u want to suck my massive donger 08:36:35

(( fuck idk thirsty? 08:36:58

((so real 08:37:05

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(*craccs necc in nameccian* quick response 08:52:02

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(ohaiyo hedgezaimasu :V 09:15:07

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(( hello 09:23:22

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] [i]Fuck, why did Roxy throw the bra like that?[/i] Damara's discordant uproar of laughter was, in and of itself, a way to stun Kankri into being a rather compliant; even with her less fortified stance from doubling forward slightly, he didn't chance pulling away from her faint grasp. Every successive word uttered from those burgundy painted lips was agonizing to have grate into his ears. At least she was speaking in a more common tongue!.. which immediately proved to Kankri's dismay- "U-Umm, well-" [i]oh dear horrorterrors far and wide, what the hell is Damara up to?[/i] Where Roxy is most certainly lost at the teasing with Damara's new found treat, Kankri is [u]acutely[/u] aware of it's implications, a lump seizing in his throat as he wishes to avert his gaze but can't seem to tear it away from the candied saliva slush of scarlet in her mouth. "D-Damara I really d9n't-"[br] [br]He doesn't think he could get any redder, even the tips of his ears seemed to be on fire. He grimaced as Mituna began to quite literally crash out as Megido's obscene [i]mentioneds[/i] collided with the poor pan-harmed goldblood's hefty helmet. The harsh crumpling to the floor followed by a swearfest like none other assailed his hearing canals. The stimulation to his senses did not cease with visual from Damara and auditory from Mituna. His ears flicked feeling Roxy grow close, her breath forcing his ear to flick- what was his new moirail even 09:25:12

[br]Each whispered word was intruded upon by either the 40th sharp 'FUCK' to spill from Mituna's lisping mouth or yet ANOTHER slur- how the hell did Mituna even know some of this words? Kankri hadn't even HEARD some of these slurs before. The Crab's brows upturned with anxiety and unease, but it's okay! Because at least Roxy is safe and [i]is roping her arms around his collar and tugging him down to [font=times new roman][u]PULL HIM INTO A PASSIONATE KISS WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING--[/u][/font][/i] The Trifecta of Overstimulation was in full force: Damara's oversensual sights, Mituna's feral vocalization, and NOW Roxy's randomly affectionate smooch. He let out a few panicked and confused muffled inquiries- [i]HE DOES NOT THINK THESE ACTIONS ARE SANCTIONED BY THE MOIRAIL BIBLE-[/i] his face was scorcing, so taken aback that he doesn't even try to break the kiss off. He is paralyzed. Is he dying again? 09:25:25

(Okay sleeping ûvû very much work tomorrow 09:25:44

((gn 09:26:13

(But if Hiveswap is indeed allowed... Ahem.) [br][url=https://imgur.com/a/Fog5LGS][font=Book Antiqua][bgcolor=#005682][color=#010000][u]ARD[/u][/color][/bgcolor][bgcolor=#010000][color=#005682][u]ATA[/u][/color][/bgcolor][/font][/url][color=#005682]: (*GNAWING AT CAGE BARS* LET ME OUT LET ME OUT.)[/color] 09:29:29

((help? 09:29:56

((it says in the beginning that its homestuck-only, but doubles are allowed, but when roxy returns she will confirm 09:31:27

((roxy is the owner, im just the co-owner 09:31:40

(Eh, that's chill. As long as I can play a blue gal I'll live.) 09:31:54

(( yea hs only sorry 09:32:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/GE4DLCH][font=cursive][bgcolor=#005682][color=#010000][u]ARANEA[/u][/color][/bgcolor][/font][/url][color=#005682]: ( ::::) )[/color] 09:32:17

((oh lord 09:33:10

(With this noted, I shall go fix code for my other characters then.) 09:33:20

((tyt! 09:33:27

(Hell yee, and aye, if news does change involving Hiveswap lemme know. I play a mean Ardata. Maybe literally.) 09:34:01

(Ciao now amigos. B) ) 09:34:10

((cya later 09:34:29

(( roxy is probably in so much pain right now 09:40:36

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((im alive 17:59:56

((sort of 17:59:57

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] "Oh. OH!" Moving up in the world of moving pants down. Good for Kankri, and those woefully overworn righteous leggings that have not known the sensation of his ankles stepping out of them for as long as he's been dead. Presumably longer, the celibate fool. With hands clapping together, she leaned down at a squat that exposed Mituna to a fair bit more of the undercarriage than was probably appropriate without Latulan supervision, crassly elbowing the side of his head repeatedly, before grasping it, shaking him. "LOOK! LOSER! THEY ARE IN THEIR OWN SAD KIND OF LOVE! KANKRI IS GOING TO GET SOME!" [br] [br] With all the obnoxious zeal of a party popper inches from earshot, a literal ear shot, Damara squeals, reaching into her bra -- and instead of pulling it out this time -- she opts to retrieve a few condoms. An entire reel. As though a belt of live ammunition, she grips it between her teeth, yanking the series-of-scarves-style sheer enormity, her boobs going down at least a cup size. "HUMANS SAY THEY USE THESE FOR SEXY TIMES," Damara explained, jousting it forward. "DON'T GET IT. BUT ACCEPTING OF OTHER CULTURES. AS KANKRI IS. ACCEPTING YOU INTO TIGHT LITTLE MUTANT BUTTHOLE! AS HUMANS SAY. PEG A LEG!" She smiled. This was as close to innocuously harmless as she can get, draping the condom string around Kankri's neck as though it were some kind of series of scarves after all, tucking it u 18:43:03

[color=#9b060c]underneath his chin and letting it fall limp against his chest. [br] [br] "BE SAFE. HAVE FUN. AND KIDS. BUT NOT TOO MUCH KIDS!" 18:43:38

((oh my god lmao 18:49:23

((lord havve mercy 18:50:55

((ill cook my reply when im done doing my disjes 18:51:45

((jes 18:51:47

((hes 18:51:49

((disjes...... 18:52:36

((:skateboard: ill kill u 19:03:03

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((oh wwelcome back 19:06:36

(Henlo again fellers.) 19:07:01

(T'was just checking in out of boredom.) 19:07:15

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] ((GREETINGS, KuMQuATS. 19:07:37

((yes hello the chat is picking up a bit 19:07:43

((noww that its the afternoon 19:07:50

(Sadly I have work in the next 2 hours. B( ) 19:08:33

((lame 19:08:44

(Smh I REALLY need to fix my Spades Slick code.) 19:08:55

(I need my chess and leprechaun men.) 19:09:08

((lol 19:09:27

((hellooooo 19:09:56

((huh, raid sounds familar 19:10:21

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[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: CUM???? 19:11:24

(I am a very old member of MxRP.) 19:11:28

(Veeeery old.) 19:11:43

((i think i remember you but my memory is bad 19:11:51

((i think wwe all are here actually 19:12:04

((kinda silly 19:12:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] ((DON'T THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT ENTITLES. YOuR BITCH ASS. TO SENIORITY PAY. IF YOu DO WRITE. LEPRECAuN MENIONS. MALE EXCLuSIVE TERM. FOR MINIONS. 19:12:21

(I was never the most liked I must admit. But I can roleplay my ass off and that's all I aim for.) 19:12:28

((okay thats the line i needed lmao i do believe i know you 19:12:46

(AiUUGsgehegaggger I need to remake my Crowbar code too.) 19:12:47

((I sincerely doubt anybody is going to care what your reputation was on oldparp. If you were disliked, you can choose to be liked here. 19:12:50

(I just wanna write walls my dude.) 19:13:06

((i dont say that negatively though i was one of the few that got along with you 19:13:11

(You and me both. Wallmakers. I'm caught up on mine. 19:13:23

((imagine knowwing anyone from mxrp god 19:13:29

((more likely than you might think 19:13:41

((I've gotten partners from parp. 19:13:45

(WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT SATAJESUS?) 19:13:45

((raid and i were everywhere 19:13:50

((i dont knoww anyone from mxrp 19:13:53

(I REMEMBER YOU.) 19:13:55

((Multiple at that. 19:13:56

((I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D RECOGNIZE ME 19:13:58

((yes i am satajesus 19:14:04

(AYYYYYYE MY MAN LONG TIME NO SEE.) 19:14:07

((though i shorten it to just sata now 19:14:13

((mostly 19:14:16

(I dead ass did not expect a small reunion here.) 19:14:53

((wwoww sata wwhy didnt you tell us you wwere famous 19:14:53

(Back on old MxRP somehow managed to get banned from the Oubliette. Good times.) 19:15:34

((Making friends is a kind of fame. 19:15:43

(Banned from the ban room was crazy work.) 19:15:53

((man i forgot about the oubliette 19:15:55

((The Oubliette was fun. There's technically one here, but it isn't as interesting. 19:16:06

((Y'all remember King Panda? We used to be a country. 19:16:19

((me? famous? 19:16:23

((eh maybe 19:16:26

((Punishments were fun on oldparp. 19:16:26

((no idea :0 19:16:31

((nevver once did i get punished on parp 19:16:51

((i dont think ive ever seen you actually rp raid 19:17:01

((that or my memory's worse than i thought 19:17:20

(Smh I'm so sad I can't play my baby Ardata. I literally only managed to salvage my Hiveswap code, my fucking Villainous Black hat code, and 2 others that are HA related. I had. Literally DOZENS of HS characters saved on MxRP that just got destroyed.) 19:17:55

(Hours of work. G o n e .) 19:18:07

*aren't HS 19:18:24

((You could always just prop up a Hiveswap friendly Groupchat. Shit, I'd join. 19:18:41

((ggs 19:19:00

((Kuprum, Tirona, Tagora, Galekh, all are fun to toy with. 19:19:02

(I have Chahur, Kuprum, Ardata, and I believe Elwurd somewhere.) 19:19:45

(My spelling sucks nutsack.) 19:19:55

((Tung tung tung tung tung tung tung Chahur. 19:20:27

((god 19:20:43

(Well I at least still have my Aranea code!) 19:20:55

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