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((ar ar ar 14:34:43
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(( and on the third day, i lived bitch hello 17:33:11
(( :U 17:33:17
(( :3c 17:33:52
(( you lived bitch 17:45:08
(( mindfang gonna put his ass in the brig 17:45:37
(( LMAO- 17:46:05
(( i'm sorry i have been through some hell the moment you left 17:46:36
(( plus now i have sollux 17:46:47
(( who is going to be fighting eridan to the death later 17:47:00
(( and then make out sloppy style 17:47:18
(( LETS GO? LMAO-- 17:54:03
(( yea it be like that 17:54:13
(( eventually ill have the entire homestuck roster.... 17:54:27
(( LMAO 17:54:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( i cannot help it- ive got Terezi on a backburner along with a Equius, Eridan, Feferi, Karkat, Roxy, etc... and another Dave & Dirk from Nepetas timeline i could potentially use in theory and then Roxy from Dirk/Vriska/Dave's timeline... dunno if id use either YET... but i do have a genderbent!Roxy from yet a completely different timeline... 17:59:06
(( i also have a genderbent roxy and we also have boxy 17:59:38
(( lmao 17:59:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( pokes them all with a stick 17:59:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( my male roxy just goes by rox or ro... he also doubles as being Ult Roxy 18:01:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( smacks him on the back, he id the eldritch piece of shit in his timeline 18:01:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( *is not id 18:01:38
[color=#000000]~Oh I'd definitely kiss that creature...~ 18:02:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( gay 18:02:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( ofc you would 18:02:22
(( i'm cooking 18:10:10
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(( hello 18:10:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( bet bet i will wait then... 18:10:29
(( welcome 18:10:39
(( damn 18:10:46
(( killed on impact 18:11:42
(( anyway the bubble created a cow for a dave which was absolutely not a cow 18:12:27
(( and is now wearing a hat 18:12:34
(( EXCUSE ME LMAO? 18:13:18
((🧍♂️ 18:17:03
(( look in the quote wall 18:18:14
(( i just posted the whole convo 18:18:20
(( the bubble now has a horrendous rendition of a cow in its back pocket 18:18:39
[color=#000000]~God. I adore that. Does the 'cow' amalgamation of a homunculus have a name? If not, can I name it? I want to name it "Milkshake", that's my suggestion.~ 18:23:03
[color=#000000]~Or maybe "Oreo"...~ 18:23:27
(( are you fucking hungry or something 18:23:42
[color=#000000]~Yes.~ 18:23:46
(( LMAO 18:23:50
((snack time 18:23:52
[color=#f67b7b] Yes, you may name the ‘cow’ milkshake or oreo. 18:24:01
[color=#000000]~Perfect. It's full name will be Oreo Milkshake.~ 18:24:25
(( HAHA-- 18:24:37
(( im going to fucking shake you omg 18:24:48
[color=#000000]~Can you even reach?~ 18:24:57
(( FUCK YOU 18:25:00
[color=#000000]~Can you feel me smiling? I'm smiling right now.~ 18:25:31
(( nvm i hate it here 18:25:41
((lol? 18:25:46
[color=#f67b7b] Oreo milkshake shall be delighted to know it now has a name, I shall consider adding a nameplate to its enclosure. 18:25:56
[color=#000000]~All that anger is so condensed the closer you are to the Earth's core, it's alright. I don't hold it against you.~ 18:26:22
(( KILLING YOU WITH MY MIND GET OUT YOURE BEING EVICTED 18:26:37
[color=#000000]~Only if I can take my brother with me, otherwise you're just fucked I'm not leaving.~ 18:27:04
(( >:( dammit... 18:27:15
[color=#000000]~Oreo Milkshake my beloved... what does Oreo eat? Souls?~ 18:27:40
(( SOULS?! 18:27:47
[color=#000000]~Shhh.~ 18:27:51
((🧍♂️ 18:28:20
[color=#f67b7b] I feed Oreo milkshake, the standard ‘cow’ diet that consists of orange soda, grass and the occasional piece of toast. 18:30:00
((alright response coming sorry for the wwall 18:36:25
[color=#000000]~A perfectly balanced diet actually.~ 18:36:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan puffed out his cheeks when Sollux snickered at the staggering difference in their height. Like a child would when their parent wasn’t giving them what they wanted, a childish look for him really. His eyes would dart between Sollux’s, back and forth, like he was thinking. Squinting at the Captor, his hand still reaching for his back pocket, he’d speak “fine see if i care wwalk awway right noww, maybe ill actually give you a chance this time” The seadweller was really ready to blast a hole through the Captor’s chest, just like he had in so many other timelines to Feferi. His eyes stayed narrowed, looking over the rim of his glasses at Sollux whilst leaning toward the other as a way to assert himself even if he was so much shorter.[br] [br] 18:36:56
maybe their squabbling wwas a wwaste of time, but it wwas such an open opportunity for something so much more. [i]maybe[/i] something so obsidian it’d be something you’d only see once evvery thousand or so swweeps. eridan continued to eye sollux wwith a vvindictivve stare as he listened to wwhat the other had to say before, there it wwas, making fun of all the timelines wwhere he died. bearing his teeth, he started again “DONT ACT LIKE YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR LIVVVVIN IF I HADNT SPARED KAR YOUD HAVVVVE DIED AND YOU KNOWWWW IT” eridan wwas yelling loud enough for anyone wwithin a mile radius to hear him. i mean, howw could he not wwhen his entire life is being challenged. “OR howwww about KAN doin ALL THE DIRTY WWWWORK? YOU WWWWERENT EVVVVEN THE ONE TO KILL ME HOWWWW PATHETIC IS THAT?” he clenched his jaww shut, still bearing his teeth at the captor.[br] [br] 18:37:07
Eridan’s cheeks at this point was a deep violet, his fins flaring out with all the building anger and excitement. Battling to the death was definitely something he was looking forward to. It was romantic in a fucked up sort of way when you really thought about it. He was still reaching for his pocket, his hand firmly placed on the wand's handle at this point, his eyes still darting around Sollux’s face as he contemplated to himself when the appropriate time to attack was. It was hard to determine when you have psionics threatening your very dreamy existence actively. “dont you havve anything better to do wwith your pathetic existence? im done sulking so can it before i blind you in your dreams too finless” Eridan brough his other hand up, pushing a finger into Sollux’s chest instigatively, his eyes darting between his hand and the others eyes. “im not interested in anything else you havve to say so spare me if youre not gonna duel me at this point i dont wwant to hear another wword out of that load gaper you call a mouth” Gosh how romantic. Just two guys about to fight to the death on the beach.[br] [br] 18:37:30
((fucked up the second paragraph 18:37:36
((because i forgot to removve the quirk 18:37:45
((but oh wwell 18:37:50
(( its fine i can read 18:38:35
(( i dont know why i said it like that tbh 18:38:45
((lmfao 18:39:18
((its just ugly to look at 18:39:27
((the doubled quirk 18:39:34
((i also can totally tell i wwrote this at 4 am on no sleep 18:40:47
((wwhat the fuck is wwrong wwith me 18:40:52
((wwhatevver 18:40:54
((misspellings and incorrect english evverywwhere 18:41:46
(( to be fair i do the same shit 18:47:17
(( also gonna send in mindfang post then get to writing sollux 18:47:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( real 18:47:55
(( mindfang out in the woods absolutely losing her shit 18:48:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMAO 18:48:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] Look he can see it from any view he wants all she did was state a fact, culling the messenger was typical though and unfortunately she happened to be one right now. It wasn’t like she enjoyed this either but it had to happen, knowing full well she’s ultimately always going to be perceived as the ‘evil’ one in all scenarios no matter her disposition. [br] [br]“I know 8ecause he’s 8eing watched 8y his own dirk and apparently he has taken it upon himself to know where Dave is at all times despite not 8eing there, 8elieve me or not I do not care. I just know he’s 8eing taken care of and is not alone.” with a heavy sigh, she’d pull away from him as he flailed about and told her not to touch him. The marquise was doing her best at trying to ‘fix’ the situation but alas that is not going to happen at least right now, at some point she’d like to have a proper chat with elder dirk about everything assuming he’s willing to talk with her and then maybe she’d like to have a chat with darkleer as well as it had been a little while. But for now she’s on her own dealing with her own turmoil. As karkat got up and decided he wanted nothing to do with the situation anymore it was clear to her not to push it further. [br] [br] 18:49:09
[color=#005682] “Alright, I will not force you to talk a8out anything.” watching him turn his back to her for a moment, when he told her not to follow it was a little unfortunate as she still had to go the same way. “I won’t follow you, though I am still going in that direction.” she did not want or need his comfort anyway, not like anyone really did that for her in the past either. She’d wipe away any stray tears on her face and off she went towards the woods, eventually branching off into a different direction than where karkat had opted to go. [br] [br] finally she’d stop for a small break, another heavy sigh of frustration. Finally cursing out in full alternian mostly at herself about how she couldn’t actively help dave or karkat, ranting about how she could have done anything to fix it and should have but did not. Just actively screaming into the woods at herself and being a nuisance to whatever lurks nearby, at one point in her frustration she’d pick up a large branch and break it in half. She’s just trying everything she can to get the genuine frustration out without causing more harm. 18:49:12
(( safe 18:49:16
(( leaves karkat, starts actively losing her shit in the middle of the woods 18:49:48
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(( LMAO- 18:51:08
((ar ar ar ar 18:51:10
((my roxy doesnt ACTUALLY go by boxy its just to differentiate him from other roxy's 18:51:28
(( i know i just think its funny 18:51:41
(( thas all 18:51:48
((that was the second reason for it :tiduslaugh: 18:51:56
(( NOT THE TIDUS LAUGH PLEASE 18:52:09
((god 18:52:39
((>:) 18:53:19
(( i'm dying because i just read eridans reply 18:53:23
(( its great 18:53:34
(( time to actively cause chaos 18:53:46
((gamzee just watching all this happen in real time 18:54:31
(( gamzees butt ass naked watching from the sidelines 18:55:25
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [sipping a mocktail next to the pool] damn. thats crazy. 18:56:01
(( LMAO 18:56:27
((HELP? 19:00:52
((gamzee and equius getting dinner and a showw 19:01:05
(( yes 19:01:33
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [equius is my dinner ar ar ar-] 19:01:33
(( LMAO 19:01:36
((AYO 19:01:44
(( two separate instances fucking on the beach 19:02:13
(( ayo 19:02:14
(( i'm jk 19:02:25
((👀 19:02:39
((lmao 19:02:42
(( unless 19:02:45
((UNLESS 19:02:49
(( LMAO 19:02:52
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [eyebrow wiggle] 19:05:40
((arent gamzee and equius by a pool? 19:07:31
((if you wanted to be technical they went to find a pool or similar body of water but havent arrived yet 19:11:39
((iirc 19:11:42
((i couldnt remember either so i wwas trying to envvision it lol 19:12:01
((its cool lmao 19:14:05
((anywway completely forgot kankri said hed fuck sollux himself if he had to 19:16:02
((shit had me dead 19:16:05
(( LMAO 19:16:53
(( my sollux is going to eventually get his ass slapped by latula 19:17:20
(( brother having to hold himself back before he blasts a hole in the wall 19:18:17
(( no sollux is safe from latulas ass slap 19:18:38
((he did what 19:19:24
((maybe if bones evver comes back from the dead but he probably killed himself so wwho knowws 19:19:27
(( probably 19:19:34
:despairt: 19:19:37
((day 2 no sign 19:19:48
((who will thirst over my kankri now 19:19:53
(( fucking dead 19:19:57
((i can in spirit 19:22:06
((yippee 19:23:12
((givving kankri sloppy toppy just for you 19:23:56
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [Oh good heavens- OUUUU-] 19:24:59
((LOL 19:25:27
(( i'll also give you sloppy toppy too why not 19:26:06
(( gotta give you the bones energy 19:26:16
(( almost finished writing but i have to talk to my brother rq 19:26:33
((alright 19:27:10
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [ascends] 19:27:12
((double sloppy toppy 19:27:33
(( he's not home yet so yeet 19:28:24
(( back to the post 19:28:29
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [url=https://youtu.be/RJqE_1rWNz0?si=R4W3H_1BtST7TI3b]OUUUUUU-[/url] 19:29:31
((HELP 19:30:20
(( LAMO 19:31:03
"A Chance Encounter"[br] [br]INT. DREAM BUBBLE - FOREST - DAY[br] An attractive man in a THREE PIECE SUIT, DAVE (40's), wanders through the BRUSH. It is clear he'd been CRYING for some time. Dave approaches the source of noise only to find a MASSIVE ALTERNIAN. *A/N: fuck are they feeding these guys? jesus.[br] [br] DAVE[br](thinking)[br][color=#e00707][i]oh. shit. that's a--[/i][/color][br] [br]Dave quickly reaches for his UNBREAKABLE KATANA at his SIDE. It's NOT THERE in it's SHEATHE. It instead APPEARS in his hand INSTANTLY.[br] [br]DAVE[br](CONT'D)[br](LOWERED INTO STRIKING STANCE, whispered)[br][color=#e00707]shit just always has to happen to me.[/color] 19:42:53
[br]This is the only other troll he's ever seen besides HIC- and he isn't about to take any risks today. Not after the last fight. He has no idea where he is. Or where Rose is. Or what's really going on here. The fact of the matter is that in some sense... he'd survived.[br] [br]Strider recalls bitterly, in a tapestry of different moments where he'd told her--[color=#e00707][i]'if there really is a deadbeat dad of a god out there and heaven is actually real, i hope we can see each other again.'[/i][/color]--[color=#b536da][i]'People like us don't go to Heaven, Dave. But if we did, I imagine I'd find your company tolerable... perhaps even delightful, if I were feeling especially generous.'[/i][/color]--[br] [br]What a fucking punchline to the throat because this 'survival' is a [i]punishment[/i]- left in this awful sense of limbo. In solitude. [i]Without her, in the end.[/i] His mind feels like it's fractured all over the place but his body moves without him needing to put in much thought in the first place. The blade being an extension of the self, it's so easy to fall into that mode where it's nothing but you. Your sword. And a target. Dave's expression is grim, set like steel. If Hell's full of trolls, then fuck it. You'll be the Doom Slayer space marine to their hordes of demons and undead bullshit. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpnW68Q8ltc&ab_channel=ReviveMusic]Anyways. Queue the Doom Music guitar riff.[/url] 19:43:01
[br]He doesn't even say anything to the highblood, either. Using the element of surprise while the crazed alien is too busy losing her shit. Going for a low strike, flash stepping forward and aiming to slice at the back of the troll's legs. Keeping some distance though, using the last few inches of the blade. He wants to gauge her response. He's in a different suit than the Dave she knows was wearing. Pure black. Accented with white. He's older, too, much older than her Dave. But with the shades on and him dressed sharply like the human she knows would it'd certainly be a cause for confusion. 19:43:16
(( shot myself in the foot with the extra 'would' in the end but we ball. 19:45:06
((wwere all a little sloww here it seems 19:45:21
((its okay 19:45:24
(( fun doing some script formatting though since im on this guy, feels fitting 19:45:43
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(( :U im gonna go hit up home depot i'll be back but enjoy my post... 19:46:19
(( aight 19:46:43
((damn mindfang, looks like we gotta kill this guy 19:47:45
(( LMAO? 19:48:09
[color=#000000]~I will find you.~ 19:48:26
(( DIRK CHILL IT WAS A JOKE 19:48:37
((help? 19:48:42
((lmao 19:49:12
(( alright im taking my dirkling putting him in my pocket were going to LEAVE NOW. 19:49:41
[color=#000000]~Against my will. Wonderful.~ 19:49:57
((and i must leave for wage 19:50:57
((damn evveryones goin 19:52:30
((i will return in 4-5 hours 19:53:03
(( sollux about to fight sneezes and eridan blows up 19:56:40
(( not act ually but funny 19:56:49
((help?? 19:57:59
((lmfao 19:58:02
(( brother is gonna start blasting out of frustration and being done with the conversation 20:04:08
((eridan standing there like: 🧍♂️ 20:05:01
(( LMAO 20:05:17
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[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: It really is a childish look but whose to say the captor wont stoop to his level if he’s upset enough, especially now that the ampora is super worked up in such a short period of time but that won’t stop him from poking and prodding at him until he snaps. Which will be quite soon given the reactions he’s getting. “Pfft giving me a chance to walk away thats fucking funny, do you think im stupid enough to turn my back on you when youre gripping your wand and ready to fight i think ill pass.” the captors demeanor changing from a more lax position to one of alert as he did just call eridan out on what he was doing.[br] [br] 20:05:57
[color=#A1A100]to be frank, right now sollux is bored and has all his quadrants open. After they won he has been just sitting in roxy’s basement doing fuck all for who knows how long and at this point he will take anything. If it happens to be eridan he will only complain because he wants to cause more friction. He could see eridan seething, knowing he had hit a nerve and caused eridan to start basically shouting and gritting teeth. Then it seemed eridan had finally struck a nerve with sollux. With a snide and loud remark over him actively bringing karkat of all trolls into this. “You were the one who almost CULLED OUR ENTIRE SPECIES as if to make it worse YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO FIGHT ME OVER STUPID QUADRANT SQUABBLES. I literally could care less about who saved me or who you kept alive because YOU MISSED AND GOT BATTERFRIED.” he’s really putting emphasis on it, sollux finally pulling his resting hand out of his jean pocket. After saying kan did all the work, both his fist were now balled up. His psiioniics were actively sparking much more. “I WAS THE ONE WHO GOT THE SHIT END OF THE STICK AND DID MOST OF THE WORK THAT KEPT US ALIVE YOU PRICK, ALL OF YOUR VERSIONS ONLY EXIST BECAUSE I CODED THE GAME TO WORK WITH OUR HUSKTOPS.” this is the most he’s actually yelled in a long time. [br] [br] 20:05:58
[color=#A1A100]despite all the actual yelling he’s been doing, his face started to flush a dark golden hue, he hadn’t been this flustered in a long time either. These were new types of feelings that frankly he wasn’t used to or even knew what to do with so the next best thing would be to react instead of letting him continue his spiel. Fuck it, he’s ready now. Unballing one of his fists he’d his psiioniic’s he’d toss off his own glasses into his open palm so as to not destroy them in the process. Guess it’s time for round two, now that his glasses are out of the way with no hesitation he finally blasts his psiioniic’s at the ampora with no warning. 20:06:07
(( done 20:06:09
((yayy 20:06:16