Sunday 08 June 2025

Cronus|Meulin|Mindfang|Disciple|Sollux [] joined chat. ~~ 863 ~~ 23:01:08

Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 23:04:15

(( i have woken up time to add to the chaos 23:04:19

((oh no 23:04:27

(:v n-no thats quite alright- 23:04:32

((is this my call to add cro 23:12:25

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Yes! Soothing! That was the word. Not as flippant as "calming" yet not too aggrandizing as was his prior choice being "therapeutic"; a happy middleground leaning towards praise more than it did indifference. Still, Nepeta seemed rather curious on his more common likes, and he supposes it wouldn't be strange. He gave a small hum, scorching digits massaging the hunter's scalp as he formed an answer, "Well, fr9m what I recall hearing 9f Karkat, he was rather in t9 cinema, I myself am much m9re partial t9 literature, 6ut I have 6een giving m9vies much m9re 9f an h9nest engagement. I saw a few 9f th9se "R9mantic C9medies" that I have extrap9lated are Karkat's fav9rite genre 9f media. They are alright, n9t exactly suited f9r my tastes, 6ut I can see why he is engaged with them. R9xy sh9wed me a few m9re 9f the animated variety; If I am recalling c9rrectly, 9ne was called "69lt" a69ut a 6ark6east and the 9ther was-" SWEET SMOTHERED CRAB LEGS, WHAT THE- [i]Mituna just flew like 30 feet across the floor and faceplanted-[/i] "9H MY G9D!" 23:18:06

(send in.... [font=arial black][i][u]The Dancestvenger[/u][/i] 23:18:48

(( add cronus make it worse 23:19:29

((you can if you want! 23:19:33

((oh yeah baby 23:19:45

((hold on 23:19:48

(( hell yea 23:23:12

(( do you want a repost 23:23:21

(>:U HE'S BEEN GOOD, YOU DEMON! STAY BACK CAUSE I'LL[i]—BACK UP—[/i]CAUSE IT'LL REALLY DAWG YOU- 23:24:04

[color=#000000]~Sounds like there's a crab in here who needs a reality check from a deity.~ 23:25:33

(( @zeke would you like a repost 23:25:45

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( yes please <3 23:25:54

(( aight 23:26:18

(( gonna post a blue wall 23:28:14

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [u wouldnt hurt a catboy would u....] 23:28:24

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] to be perfectly fair this is kind of embarrassing for her too, it’s not like she knows what the fuck is happening either, one minute she’s forcing her man asleep to keep him from losing his pan more so than before the next she enters a battle with who she assumes is the same one and thinks he’s absolutely pissed at her. Girl is going through a roller coaster of emotional damage right now, of course she’s gonna cry while lightly drinking. Speaking of which, she’s going to pick that bottle right back up and take another swig, setting it right back down where it was before. [br] [br] 23:28:35

[color=#005682] she’s been briefly looking away from him off and on, some of it is just embarrassment the other is mostly just feeling guilty having to do things for his benefit, not just once but twice. Her attention turned back at the strider, at first it took her a moment to register what he was actively saying. Everything soon becoming replaced with confusion once more, what is happening what the fuck is going on?!?! Her tears are no longer streaming down her face, as the questions he asked had stunned her. After regaining her thought process, she’d finally stammer out something. “I 8elieve i have flushed feelings for you, unless something happened to you that I am unaware of since I last saw you?” she’d go silent for a second after hearing him say he’d remember pailing her if they had done, causing a deep cerulean hue to wash over her face. [br] [br] 23:29:01

[color=#005682]She’d suddenly get up removing her cutlass from its sheath and tossing it away from the cell door he was in, walking over and leaning down and against the bars to get a better look at him. “Take off your glasses and show me your eyes Dave." The cerulean hue on her face took longer to dissipate possibly due to the alcohol. 23:29:08

(( safe 23:29:44

((no one is safe 23:30:37

(( lmao especially not you 23:30:51

Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 23:32:57

[color=#000000]~I'd never hurt a catboy... unless he was into it.~ 23:33:09

(>:u nuh uh, he's enjoying catcraft time and onw of his buddies just slid across the floor like a penguin in the snow 23:34:13

(( brother roxy will soon be back after her phonecall from calliope lmao 23:38:50

(( girl getting told sollux blew a hole in her basement wall 23:39:56

((:fear: 23:39:57

((hehe 23:40:18

(( nepeta number 2 getting to learn what condoms are :3 23:40:26

((WAT 23:40:34

(( LMAO 23:40:40

(( thats only if you want that to happen 23:41:33

(( but she shall return soon 23:41:43

((wait im stupid which one is YHAT 23:42:30

(( you 23:42:57

(( you are the only nepeta with kankri 23:43:04

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] Cronus, walking through the bubbles, here he comes. As he’s walking, he stumbles upon the mansion. Oh shit a party, sweet. As he walks towards the mansion, he sees a yellow streak fly through the air. No fucking way. Right as Mituna flies through the hole in the side of the mansion, he’d open the door, hands in his pockets, just in time to watch Mituna eat absolutely shit on the floor. Holy fuck that’s criminally funny. Stifling a laugh, he’d take a hand from his pocket, slicking back his hair a bit in a trying to be cool kind of way. 23:43:15

((he comes 23:43:18

(( cronus locks eyes with himself calls him handsome 23:43:38

(yuckers bro- 23:43:57

(( what are you afraid of kankri 23:44:08

Hikikomori (Rose / tUMUt / Equius / Dave) [] joined chat. ~~ 980 ~~ 23:44:16

(( cronus got your tongue 23:44:16

((where do the condoms come from 23:44:18

(>:u CRABS ARE NEVER AFRAID 23:44:26

(( roxy has condoms and she shared it with the class earlier on the dancefloor 23:44:38

((cronus can change your fear 23:44:50

((into sexy fear 23:44:55

(( hell yea 23:45:01

((All fear is sexy fear! 23:45:07

((thats it noww im grabbing you by the scruff and making out wwith kankri 23:45:30

(( damn dinner and a show 23:45:43

((dinner and a dinner 23:45:51

([color=#ff90ee]"So here's how this works. You take your [u]MONSTER CONDOM-[/u]"[/color] "R9xy, I am literally 9n my hands and knees 6EGGING right n9w, I will d9 anything t9 make this st9p-" 23:45:54

((help 23:46:07

(( LMOA 23:46:09

(( roxy: do you want a demonstration :) 23:46:27

((HELP 23:46:30

("...will it make this end quicker?" [color=#ff90ee]*vigorous nodding*[/color] "FINE! I GUESS S9!" [color=#ff90ee]"PERFECT! Pants off!"[/color] [url=https://youtu.be/8On78J3vLr4?si=kTE28HiD4xkyT4IP]*Live Kankri Footage*[/url] 23:48:45

(( pulls the banana out 23:48:47

(( LMAO 23:48:53

((AHAHAHAHAHAH 23:49:05

(( both are good options 23:49:11

(( crying 23:49:40

(( okay okay i'll reply to my shit before i do anything else 23:50:03

(( lmao 23:50:05

(The insanity route is always fun 23:50:10

(( you're going to kill me please 23:50:53

Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 23:52:45

([color=#ff90ee]".......Hey, bab, I've heard of shrinkage when ur shy and all but uhh.... where's your bits at? Ur lik... smooth-"[/color] "Y9U JUST SAID TAKE MY PANTS 9FF, QHAT MORE D9 Y9U NEED-" 23:52:55

(( LMAO 23:53:04

((HELLO 23:53:10

(( wheres ur dick???? 23:53:14

((the condom strangling ur tentabulge wwhen you finally get it up 😭 23:53:39

((live demonstration and nepeta's there like :00 23:53:40

(( roxy: hes so smooth like a kendoll what the fuck 23:53:57

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [is that what human buckets are??] 23:54:00

((help 23:54:07

((dont tell the trolls about ivvf 23:54:22

(( oh lord 23:54:27

(( not the ivf 23:54:31

Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 23:54:46

(( sometimes humans can't get pregnant easy so they have to get help 23:54:55

(( i'm gonna die 23:55:09

(( thank you 23:55:13

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [its beclaws the condom is in the way!] 23:56:14

(( LMOA 23:57:11

((HELP 23:57:19

((stop im gonna explode 23:57:24

(( nepeta taking notes 23:57:25

((jsjdjejdjrhf 23:57:30

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [taking notes: read, hastily drawn porn with condoms] 23:58:11

(( lmao 23:58:18

((WWRITE THAT DOWWN WWRITE THAT DOWWN 23:58:53

("It- It's stuck-" [color=#ff90ee]"Haha, quit playin and take it off already-"[/color] "I W9ULD IF I C9ULD, IT'S S T U C K!" [color=#414400]"Nya? I thought it was supposed to slip off? :3c"[/color] [color=#ff90ee] *looks at condom* "...........so bab, i know how you like to laugh-"[/color] [i]"R9xy, I swear t9 [u]G9D[/u] if y9u did s9mething wr9ng I am g9ing t9 expl9de."[/i] [color=#ff90ee]".....well, that might actually help demonstrating hw much it can hold"[/color] [color=#314400]"Hold? :0c"[/color] [i]"R9XY, F9CUS, GET Y9UR DEM9NIC RU66ER C9NTRAPTI9N 9FF 9F ME-"[/i] 23:59:12

((okay do i type my responses or am i waiting for more to happen? 23:59:22

(( you can type your response 23:59:33

(:v go, do it before I think 23:59:34

((yeah 23:59:37

((my god 23:59:41

(( trying to not die rn and get to the earlier ones 23:59:51

Monday 09 June 2025

Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 00:03:44

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: "Yeah! Karkat [i]looooooves[/i] his romcoms, heehee.~ I like them too, but I have more fun making my shipping charts nya." He then tilts his head the other way as he thinks for a moment, before speaking again. "I think mew'd like.. documentaries? Mew seem like the smart type. :33" He'd nod along with Kankri's further words then- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THERE?-[/color][br][color=#a1a100]MITUNA: A loud groan leaves him as he continues laying in a yamcha death pose for a few more seconds, then he weakly lifts his head. "00000GHHGHH- FUCK. H3Y P4R7Y P30PL3!!!" He seems torn between showing his pain and greeting the people around him, so he does a bit of both. "0WWWWWW.. 1 7H1NK 1 8RU15D3 MY53LFL 4G41N. 8(." He slowly rolls over then moves into a sitting up pose, rubbing his face exposed by the helmet. Sniffle.. 00:05:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] That would be a fair assumption to make considering how vast and wide the bubbles are and how many versions of everyone there seems to be. Her eyes wandered around the room for a little bit before finally settling down right back onto the vantas, in all honesty he was a lot more like signless then she initially thought at least when it came to stress response. The only difference was the consistent facepalm. She’d keep her mouth shut for now, unless actually spoken to. [br] [br] another headtilt as he found a solution to the problem she had created with what appeared to be a towel, not that she's seen a lot of towels in her lifetime. After he had said that, her immediate reaction to fix it was to smear the contents further into her clothing. Only to realize he had said not to do that, fuck she’s having a bad day. “I shall assume we need to change and possibly take the dreaded bath of misfortune.” with a defeated and sad look on her face and eyes, she will not be fighting him over bathtime as she usually does. 00:08:35

((time to bathe the cat... 00:09:27

((oh no 00:09:54

(( yea 00:10:28

(( disciple slipping and sliding in the bathtub naked and afraid 00:11:18

(( roxy is coming bois 00:12:58

("it's just water-" [color=#143300]"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S A THALASSIC HELLSCAPE WHERE NOTHING BUT MISERY RESIDES AND ONLY I AM ATTUNED ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT!!!" 00:13:26

(( LMAO 00:13:33

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: Would it be rude to say that he slightly prefers the Disciple over his Meulin? Despite her wild nature and coming from a time less advanced, he found it preferable over the catnip antics.. for now. Anyway. His eyes flick over as he watches her rub it in further on reaction, and he heaves a gentle sigh. "Yes, we might have to. It's the easiest way to clean ourselves and our clothes, after all. I suppose my cookie making for Latula will have to wait. I [i]would[/i] simply continue to bake until I was done, there's always a mess to be cleaned when cooking, but I would prefer to keep you from making it worse. Respectfully."[br][i][/i][br]He futilely brushes himself off again before he steps toward the doorway. "Would you like me to lead you to one of the mansion's bathing facilities?" He offered. He wasn't expecting to take one with her, though.. 00:14:19

(*talks into walkie* Be Advised, Tactical Pink Cat is inbound. 00:14:34

(( they are still in the main area right 00:15:38

(( just chilling at the videogame 00:15:52

((boypeta and other kri are still at the video game yus 00:17:09

(( alright 00:17:20

(yeppo, Mituna just crashed through and Dudepora came through the front door like A BITCH 00:17:29

((bruh 00:19:38

(uvu 00:19:50

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She’d just gotten off the phone with calliope, a small sigh of disappointment. Sollux is now locked out of his devices for blowing a massive hole in the wall of her basement; she has forgiven him for his crimes against her basement wall for now. Why is her life stressful all of a sudden especially the moment she has finally gotten back, this sucks. Oh well, time to figure out what to do next. Looking around the room, giving a brief hello to the new people around and finally going over to her kankri and a new nepeta. [br] [br] “omg hi its another nepeta also hi kankri sorry about earlier what r u guys up to can i join?” she’s ignoring the texts that are obviously blowing up in her phone right now it is making audible noise, no she is not going to acknowledge it whatsoever. She is excited to spend time with her crab. 00:21:49

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [Y34H, 5H17P0RA 15N7 45 C00L 45 M333] 00:22:09

((WWHAT THE FUCK 00:22:16

[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] :( 00:22:59

((Cronus received wounds incompatible with continued living. 00:23:41

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [D485] 00:24:18

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] There's confusion on both ends here. It's so [i]weird[/i] seeing a troll get embarrassed. So weirdly [i]humanizing[/i]-- tension in his body goes nowhere even now. Even as she professes again her random ass feelings for him. Mind you, definitely not the first gal or guy to hit on Dave Strider or make INSANE claims for one reason or another. Usually status, power-hungry, greedy and money grabbing motives. Favor farming. Typical plastic people capital of the world type [i]bullshit.[/i] Dave's brows lower and furrow. He's watching her grow blue in the face-a pretty color- no stop that focus-- she's getting up right now and Dave's body relaxes through sheer force. Ready to fight, so he'll bank on his skills in hand to hand combat if that's what it takes.[br] [br]A bitter laugh leaves him though, her first question, [color=#e00707]"a lot's happened to me babe. whole life's been a series of unfortunate events."[/color] His tone's reflecting that too, it has bite to it. With the giant woman discarding her weapon and approaching the bars he's math-ing out how best he can use this opportunity to break out. Force might not be it. She's more inclined to talk. And you can certainly yap. Her request makes the human snort, tilting his head with a familiar cocky bravado her Dave would certainly have. [color=#e00707]"whoa there darlin', ain't takin' these off until at least the third date. or we're in the middle of 00:24:26

(in the middle of WHAT David- 00:25:41

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( the preview LIED to me 00:25:59

(( fix it 00:26:07

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( wouldn't be a first time- 00:26:07

*[color=#e00707]"whoa there darlin', ain't takin' these off until at least the third date. or we're in the middle of fuckin'. either way sugar, i'm not taking these off."[/color] 00:26:15

((mindfang: damn guess we're f 00:26:39

(( girl pulling out a literal table and pulling a chair out guess we going on a date 00:26:46

(( with you in prison 00:26:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( "wait hold on wait what--" 00:27:02

(( LMAO 00:27:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( "help hELP" 00:27:17

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( "AH AIN'T DOIN' NONE OF THIS Y'GOT ME FUCKED UP WOMAN--" 00:27:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( *accent intensifies* 00:27:54

(( girl is like unfortunately we only had one date this would be the second 00:27:59

("where did that come from?" [color=#034188]"Nook, now talk." 00:28:07

(( LMAO 00:28:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( "can't y'just fuck me instead--" 00:28:14

(( girl would say yes only to get elder dirk screaming in her head 00:28:36

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( *despair* 00:28:36

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HAHAHA DO IT 00:28:45

(( NO NO DON'T FUCK WRONG DAVE 00:28:48

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMAOOOOOO 00:28:49

(( alright let me finish the current reply 00:29:07

(( then i'll get on it 00:29:12

[color=#000000]~Fucked up because mine pulled a disappearing act and Roxy's using her powers to yoink his stupid ass back into our timeline. I'm so close to putting him in timeout.~ 00:30:22

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri is absolutely at lost, what should he do about Mituna? He's not exactly the most well equipped to be watching after the poor honey hued troll, but he also very well can't let him continue to lollygag about and hurt himself [i]MORE- OMG! Roxy Hi![/i] Bad timing! That is the name of this game of cat & mouse—errr cat & [i]crab[/i]—that they have been playing. "U-Umm, yes, yes all is f9rgiven it is g99d t9 see y9u, 9f c9urse y9u can j9in us, just uhhh... all9w me a few m9ments!" Surprisingly, Kankri had the strength to lift Nepeta off of his lap and set him to the side, giving the Olive's head a little pat as the armorless knight had got to his feet. Armored boots being the only part he still has on, as he walked over to Mituna and offered the poor guy a hand. 00:34:30

(*opens faygo* :v if its shit, im biting nepeta's tail 00:34:57

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [what about my tail] 00:36:02

i just realized that mituna is theoretically in range to get regaled with condoms 00:36:34

(everyone is in range to see Roxy make an example of the crab, its literal nightmare fuel :v 00:38:34

((ayo 00:40:15

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] Still standing in the doorway, he’d take a step forward, closing the door behind him with his foot as he had shoved both his hands back into his pockets. Stepping more into the main room, he’d roll the unlit cigarette around between his lips, looking at the pitiful scene in front of him of Mituna reeling from the newly sustained head trauma. God, could this guy cramp his style even more? Probably. Cronus shuts his eyes, stepping further into the main room, almost stepping on Mituna as he walked past on the other side of the troll from where Kankri was. Whoops. Who put that thing there? Must’ve missed it. Maybe some people should watch where they’re sitting next time. He opened his eyes to look over his shoulder quickly at Kankri as he walked past “hey kankri, long time no see” He offered a casual nod before turning back and continuing towards the couches. 00:42:17

([color=#ff90ee]"Well I can't work with u all SMOOTH, silly! Pop a stiffy for me right quiccy!"[/color] "P9p a what?" 00:43:25

((The Fault in Cronus's stars...he puts the killing thing between his teeth... 00:43:45

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( hey hey its unlit so it cant kill nothin yet smh 00:44:15

((So what you're saying is he doesn't give it the power to do its killing? 00:44:49

((It's just like a metaphor. 00:45:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( fuck no he doesn't he can't even handle the power the smoke would dry out his gills-- 00:45:12

(just that one scene where Rango immediately molts from being in the desert for more than 5 seconds 00:46:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] ((WEAK. PuSSY TYPE BEHAVIOR. 00:46:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( agreed with the little green goblin boy over there. 00:46:34

("N9t an9ther 9ne 9f these creeps-- WE D9N'T WANT ANY 9F WHAT Y9U'RE SELLING, G9 AWAY." 00:47:21

((i leavve to paint my shoes and come back to this shit 00:47:31

((smfh 00:47:35

(Gaynus Buttpora :V 00:48:13

((🧍‍♂️ 00:48:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( fucked up of you. 00:48:34

((my brain is melting a little bit of its own accord so my post quality might dip a little 00:48:38

((dont die pls 00:48:48

((its just a mild headache 00:49:49

(( fair also if you need to take a break do so 00:50:24

((i dont think i [i]need[/i] to, its not the rps fault 00:50:39

((i appreciate it though 00:51:17

(dattebayo :v 00:51:56

(( fair 00:53:10

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: "Oh, hi Roxy!!! How are mew?" He gives her quite the excited greeting, sitting up in Kankri's lap and offering a fast wave with a grin. He didn't know Roxy well yet; but he thought she seemed pretty cool! "Yeah, we don't mind!" He says, though he gives poor Mituna a bit of a concerned side-eye. "...Is he gonna be okay?" He gives a mrrp when he's picked up, and he pouts and folds his arms over his chest. "Now who am I gonna sit on..?"[/color][br][color=#a1a100]MITUNA: He peers up at Kankri and then shoots them a toothy grin. Someone helped him! Not who he expected nor hoped for, but he will take it nonetheless. He takes the hand offered and wobbles as he tries to stand. "777H4KN5, K4NKR1!" As he gets to his feet he shoots Cronus a little side-eye, and his grin seems to die a little bit. Aw man, Ampora's gonna harsh his vibe.. 00:57:50

((lol 00:58:23

((wwho can cramp wwhos style faster 00:58:40

(harshing the mellows vs cramping the style 00:59:17

((lmao 01:00:23

((despite the hostilities as long as we play this right mituna and cronus dont have to fight 8) 01:00:45

((verbally of course, mituna would trip if they fought physically 01:01:03

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