((karkats theme 23:16:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Based options. 23:16:35
((thats totally fair, i just struggle to bottom :despairt: 23:16:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( ME TOO... 23:16:50
((jokes on you i struggle to top 23:16:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMAO? 23:17:02
((but i also just struggle 23:17:03
((iron knight goes fucking crazy 23:17:11
(Meh, Gold Mage okay ū-û Gold Pilot drop goes too hard 23:17:22
((they can still interact and kiss or smth but if u wanna go all the way with muses i would (99% of the time) like to top 23:17:48
((my muses* 23:17:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Real and fair same Sata. 23:18:18
((i like gold mage so bad but the music styles are different so its no surprise theres yknoww preferences 23:18:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( :handshake: Nothin' wrong with some SNOGGING. 23:18:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Looks at my roster. 23:18:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Cries because they do all tend to prefer topping. 23:19:00
[color=#000000]~I'll bottom if they can best me in combat.~ 23:19:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( CRIES??? 23:19:19
((me too zeke i also struggled lmfao 23:19:19
((lmaoo 23:19:31
[color=#000000]~These are my requirements.~ 23:19:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dirk... Dirk you're fucking insane... 23:19:45
(*locks in* watch this 23:19:52
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [does those sad cat eyes. u cant beat this] 23:19:57
((i think kurloz is the only one so far thats been predominantly a top 23:20:25
[color=#000000]~I'm perfectly mentally sound, actually-- damn okay the kitty eyes might be obnoxiously effective...~ 23:20:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HAHA? 23:20:29
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [bats eyes for emphasis] 23:20:49
[color=#000000]~Fucked up. Don't bet your eyes at me boy.~ 23:21:05
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [>:33c] 23:21:20
((my cro is predominantly a top i already talked wwith you about that tho 23:21:41
[color=#000000]~... kinda wanna pet him. There's this overwhelming urge to pet. What mind games are you playing at?~ 23:21:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( It's called he's cat adjacent and you're not immune to kittycat propaganda. 23:22:13
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [loafs like an unassuming cat. yes, pet him.] 23:22:20
((signless is heavy switch and so is latula damara probably would be too 23:22:44
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [no one is immune to kitty cat propaganda] 23:22:50
((did he evver change out of the loincloth....... 23:22:55
[color=#000000]~Looks like I need to rewire my brain, I don't like that he's pulling at my base, still very human instincts buried deep down in my sense of Self that wants to pet cats.~ 23:23:01
((probably not 23:23:02
((oh my god i actually forgot about thay 23:23:05
((lmfao 23:23:05
((no he hasnt 23:23:07
((AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA 23:23:08
[color=#000000]~Fixing this dilemma post haste. This is unacce~ 23:23:21
((i think things are 10x funnier when the author/muse forgets what theyre wearing 23:23:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] ((*unacceptable. 23:23:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( :3c 23:23:32
((im actually fucking dead 23:23:36
((and then someone comments on it and its like a self induced jumpscare 23:23:43
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [completely forgor that he's dressed like a PRIMAL FOREST SLU-] 23:23:56
[color=#000000]~He's wearing a goddamn loincloth?~ 23:24:00
((im actually fucking dying holy shit 23:24:06
[color=#000000]~Cheeks out???~ 23:24:07
((yes 23:24:07
[color=#000000]~Oh my god I need him.~ 23:24:12
((im so glad i remembered 23:24:16
((sometimes i forget when ive put porrim in basically a string for coverage and then i randomly remember and have a stroke 23:24:18
((ksjdndjdjfhf 23:24:24
((what kind of string what 23:24:30
((you know those bathingsuits that are essentially just a string 23:24:42
((guys do you think this is too modest and its literally a piece of fucking string held together wwith tape 23:24:43
((aint covering SHIT 23:24:45
((no literally 23:24:50
((lmfao 23:24:53
[color=#000000]~Hold on I need to pick out a collar...~ 23:24:54
[color=#000000]~Hmm...~ 23:24:59
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [mommy i m] 23:25:01
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [:33?] 23:25:22
[color=#000000]~Would Boypeta appreciate something Heart-colored?~ 23:25:37
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [probably! :33c] 23:26:07
[color=#000000]~Hold on chat I need to dress up nicely for the hoes.~ 23:26:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] (Do+ yo+u like my beach garb? *literally a see-through cover and string*) 23:26:20
[color=#000000]~Fuck WHERE is my mascara.~ 23:26:40
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [Porrim I thought you liked making clothes, what is THAT-] 23:26:43
((god 23:26:51
((LMFAOO 23:26:57
((i need to like draw her skimpy bathingsuit at some point for reference 23:27:09
[color=#000000]~Porrim could dress me up I'd trust her.~ 23:27:11
((porrim hands kankri a matching cover and string 23:27:13
((help? 23:27:23
((better than those fuckass paints 23:27:30
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [:o)] 23:27:38
[color=#000000]~Holy shit why do I have so many chokers and collars.~ 23:27:46
((boy you either wear the sweater or im tearing those pants off your body 23:27:47
((i am NOT looking at that pantsline 23:27:56
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [WHAT] 23:27:59
((fucking help? 23:28:11
[color=#000000]~Isn't the pantsline up to his tits?~ 23:28:19
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [you CANNOT be dogging my RIGHTEOUS PANTS] 23:28:22
((yes it is 23:28:23
[color=#000000]~Oh my god...~ 23:28:27
((and he has a fuckass belt that also probably goes up to his tits 23:28:32
((armpits moment 23:28:33
((longpants kay 23:28:43
[color=#000000]~At least it emphasizes the tiddies.~ 23:28:46
((kat* 23:28:46
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [nya] 23:28:54
Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 23:28:57
[color=#000000]~Ohhh my low-riding leather pants...? Maybe...~ 23:29:18
((i just think porrim taking the soonest excuse to give him something to cover his shitty pantsline is so funny "i got tired of seeing him shiver it gets cold out here. plus i was tired of seeing his pantsline" 23:29:26
[color=#000000]~Am I feeling crop top today or? Hm...~ 23:29:30
((alright boys wwhos gonna wwear the loww rise jeans wwith bush out 23:29:40
((not like this 23:29:50
[color=#000000]~Excuse you. I wax.~ 23:30:04
((then it cant be you can it 23:30:16
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [he probably would] 23:30:28
[color=#000000]~Someone take one for the team. Bush out.~ 23:30:29
((cant be signless either with his fuckass leggings 23:30:38
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [but his bush already be out with that loincloth fr] 23:30:43
[color=#000000]~Damn. I need him forreal.~ 23:31:00
((oh my lord 23:31:06
[color=#000000]~Hold on I need to finish dressing up like the alt slut that I am.~ 23:31:18
((ayo? 23:31:26
("fuckass leggings" listen here BITCH, the RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS are peak attire 23:31:36
((woe, to be an exhibitionist slut and muse a character with the longest pants known to man 23:32:06
(anyways, Iron Knight is just as beautiful as the day I left it óvò 23:32:23
((oh lord 23:32:24
((iron knight goes crazy but im back to listening to arisen aneww and holy fuck im ascending 23:32:54
((arisen aneww so goated 23:32:59
((arisen anew is one of my faves 23:33:04
((listening to it on repeat sometimes to rlly get into the vibe 23:33:11
((as you should 23:33:23
((this song has no reason to go so crazy 23:34:00
[color=#000000]~Fishnet halter top it is... cropped because I need the entire populace to see the gutters I'm sporting.~ 23:34:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HELP LMAO? 23:34:33
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [swoons] 23:34:50
[color=#000000]~Oh I'm gonna get you swoonin' alright.~ 23:35:24
((oh lord 23:35:30
[color=#000000]~This is a threat.~ 23:35:33
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [mrowr? :33] 23:35:39
[color=#000000]~Hope you like squids.~ 23:35:48
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [sushi >:33] 23:35:56
[color=#000000]~You can nibble on me. I'm great for stimulus.~ 23:36:22
(:nerd: kalamari ackshoally 23:36:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. 23:36:28
(or is that doc oc 23:36:37
[color=#000000]~You know exactly what that means.~ 23:36:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/meenah-peixes-aIPs6AK][color=#77003C]MEENAH[/url][color=#77003C] (yo what da shell) 23:36:39
((holy fuck wwhat is happening 23:36:49
(you know what, im never wrong, so i dont care 23:36:52
(>:U YOU GET THAT FISH OUTTA HERE 23:37:04
[color=#000000]~Sup Meenah.~ 23:37:12
((oh lord 23:37:15
((forgot the fuckass colon 23:37:26
((colon moment 23:37:50
[color=#000000]~Speaking of colons...~ 23:38:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( NO. 23:38:34
(me when im IN yours 23:38:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( SHUT UP. 23:38:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( SHHHUT. 23:38:41
(WHOOOOO I BEAT HIM TO IT, BITCH ASS B O I 23:38:50
[color=#000000]~You can't see it but I've got the most devious smile on.~ 23:39:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Nevermind bruh I can't let you out here. 23:39:21
(triple rumpshaker moment 23:39:37
[color=#000000]~I've got the whorefit on already you can't do this.~ 23:39:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( BRUH. 23:39:49
[color=#000000]~Also bring me that horse.~ 23:39:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( NO? 23:40:02
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[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: He was good at flattery when he both wanted to be, and when his cracked thinkpan would let him! He's in a loving red and pale relationship, after all. He still doesn't understand her east Beforan and she just gets another stupid cute look, a grin with a subtle blep. Then he purred with a little vibrating shake as she kissed the corner of his lip. "Y4Y!" He's quite happy to be close to someone else.[br][i][/i][br]"0HH, 7H47?? D1DN7 YU0 G1V3 M33 17?" He asked confusedly as he pulled it out of his pocket. The bra was for a set of SPHERES bigger than hers, but the bra itself probably matched her style. It was clearly previously worn, too, with the now subtle sweat marks tinging it. And his bite marks. "MMM.. N00. D1FF3R3N7 D4MR4R4. YU0R3 N1C3R 7H4N 5H3 WW45 700 M3. 5H3 C4L3LD M3 4 L053R 4ND 4 FR34K. 8(" His grin shifts quickly to a frown, his mood changing as he thought back to that short but rude treatment. "5H3 G4V3 M33 17 1F 1 F0LOLW3D K4NKR1 4ND H15 N3W G1RLFR1ND." 23:41:47
("girlfriend" Mituna you whore, why would you spill the deetz >:u 23:42:08
((lmao 23:42:20
((lord 23:42:33
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [Chews on the eldritch-Dirk creachure] 23:42:38
(just for that *seggs noises* 23:42:51
[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [sigh. time to get in the cuck chair] 23:43:11
((not the chair 23:44:06
(Meenah theme low key not hitting û-û im disappointed 23:44:18
((some of her themes hit 23:44:49
(show them to me :V 23:45:45
((i like hate you 23:46:41
((i thijk thats one od meenahs 23:46:48
((meenahs theme hits idk 23:46:57
((the openbound one 23:47:00
((hate you and fuschia ruler are the open bound themes she gets 23:47:21
((i like fuschia ruler more 23:47:27
((fuchsia ruler is sex 23:47:28
((thats wwhat i think of wwhen i think of meenah 23:47:42
((108 stars of destiny was also one ig but its also good 23:47:56
((yeah 23:47:59
((fuschia ruler rlly captures her vibe tho 23:48:30
(fuchsia ruler is... not hitting, i can not tell a lie :v 23:48:31
((bad opinion 23:48:42
((real 23:48:44
((learn to like it 23:48:45
((real 23:48:48
((108 stars of destiny rlly gets the sailor nautical sounds to it tho 23:49:06
((reel 23:49:13
((density 23:49:13
((if i could not have astroke 23:49:17
(>:U NO. I could have made Fuchsia Ruler by accident, thats how i know its BUNZ 23:49:18
((fuchsia ruler and hate you are both great, though i think i like hate you a little more 23:49:19
((you wwish you could make something as good as this track 23:49:37
((i think i only like hate you a little less bc i played the particular alterniabound where thats her theme so many times 23:49:46
((faie 23:50:10
((r 23:50:13
((its still good tho 23:50:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/meenah-peixes-aIPs6AK][color=#77003C]MEENAH:[/url][color=#77003C] (we gon poke up some suckafishes soon enough TRUST) 23:50:44
(ive made so much music and its LOVED. I am a HOUSEHOLD NAME. I shit on Fuchsia Ruler with my pinky toe 23:50:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/meenah-peixes-aIPs6AK][color=#77003C]MEENAH:[/url][color=#77003C] (youre gonna be first) 23:51:07