(double the honey >:v twist his dick 02:42:46
((GRAB THAT DICK 02:42:56
((AND TWWIST IT 02:43:05
(*unsheathes Crabtana* LEARN THY PRIVILEGE *army of coconut crabs storm the beach* 02:46:43
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [bro im tryna SWIM] 02:47:12
((no swwim only an eridan getting absolutely dogged on 02:47:36
[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: Look, just because he’s trying to attempt to be in a pitch quadrant, doesn’t mean he’s not going to care about the well being of the person he may end up in a quadrant with. Knowing full well eridan wasn’t going to fight with him much anymore, that’s fine he’s not really in the mood to fully pick a fight yet either. Then all of a sudden eridan pushed him out of the way and moved back with his stupid ass gun, fine get hostile again see if he cares, he wasn’t doing shit. When he said there’s no fucking way, all it did was confuse the captor more. Finally getting up and turning to look over and finally realizing oh its himself, well another version of himself. He genuinely thought he had been thinking to himself the entire time. “oh 2hiit, you look terriible. ii2 that grubcorn? can ii have 2ome?” 02:47:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] He gives himself a once over. Then a twice over. A doubled over snicker, and then flicks him a sizable handful of [bgcolor=black]HIVEMADE DUOCLOPS-RECIPE 🍿 SPIT-SOAKED BURNT ASS GRUBCORN 🍿! (Straws not included, napkins not included, knife not included, all of which required to cleanly consume)[/bgcolor] [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100]"what'2 got you 2iimperiing and moaniing liike a biitch iin heat? you look liike you're 2eeiing double. diid ii do that? by whiich ii mean. diid we? concu22iing that 2eawater wadiing tiighta22? now ii feel cheated ii diidn't 2ee the whole thiing!" It was, perhaps, crude to laugh at the recently injured. But as soon as Eridan leveled a gun, all bets for decency were off in favor of the bet-on-black caliginous standoff that seemed to have resulted in some considerably hampering brain damage being inflicted on the fin-face. Sollux, or rather, the second Sollux, sported a grin wide enough to make his dimpled cheeks prop the undersides of his eyes up in a glowering, gloating spree that promised to reign eternal in triumphant tyranny over the violetblood. Using his psionics a second time, [color=blue]it was applied[/color] [color=red]directly to the forehead. 02:52:40
((head on 02:52:55
((lmaooo 02:54:00
(( LMAO 02:54:07
[sup][color=red]- 0 HP![/sup] 02:54:19
((dude aint no wway im actually getting ganged up on 02:54:25
(( dead on impact 02:54:26
((this cannot 02:54:28
((be happening 02:54:31
((It's a single popcorn kernel. OF DOOM. 02:54:40
(:v blow him up 02:55:16
((I'm a bit annoyed that Dreambubble keeps eating the last sentence of all my messages. 02:55:23
((:0 02:55:35
((But if it isn't clear, a popcorn piece (X1) was thrown via psionics. 02:55:35
("THEY'RE CROSSING [i]BEAMS[/i]" 02:55:48
(( both sollux being caliginous at eridan at the same time is about right 02:56:00
((a dream come true really 02:56:15
(( we can fr do something so fucking funny right now 02:56:40
((Oh? 02:57:11
((i dont evven knoww wwhat to say right noww evven im in fucking awwe 02:57:31
((Spill. The funny thing intrigues me. 02:57:40
((howw does one evven being to reply to this 02:57:42
(( yeet ahabs crosshairs 02:57:45
(( into the ocean 02:57:49
((MY GUN 02:57:53
((Y'know. 02:57:54
(( LMAO 02:57:55
((BEGIN 02:58:03
((i CANT SPELL 02:58:06
((gamzee finds it when he goes swimming :tiduslaugh: 02:58:16
((this is frying my brain irl gn 02:58:19
((AHAB'S CROSSING-THE-SEAS-HAIRS. 02:58:20
(( gamzee acquiring ahabs crosshairs oh lord 02:58:39
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [yo eq check out my sick new gun :o)] 02:59:07
(:v gib it to me, i like crossing hairs (i give it a braid) 02:59:08
(( i wasn't even thinking about that 02:59:10
((god 02:59:15
(( i was like wouldn't it be funny if eridans gun got yeeted 02:59:24
(( call us double trouble 03:00:32
((🧍♂️ 03:00:36
(( if you aint seeing two now we will make sure you be seeing two soon 03:00:56
sata [Kankri|Karkat|Boypeta|Gamzee|Boxy] [] joined chat. ~~ 1017 ~~ 03:01:02
((im gonna explode 03:01:18
(( evil laughter 03:01:28
((anywway wwhos replying them cause its technically me in terms of order but you also got popcorn throwwn at you 03:01:46
((so 03:01:47
((then* 03:01:52
(( i can just make a really quick one 03:02:14
((ap ap ap 03:02:40
((popcorn was given to So11ux (Sollux 1) 03:02:53
((a single popcorn was thrown at Eridan 03:02:58
((mb mb 03:03:05
((its all the same to me wwhen im in emotional turmoil 03:03:18
[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: he now has acquired grubcorn, he shall start munching on it. “thank2” 03:03:43
((bottoms, honestly. 03:03:49
(( fair 03:03:55
((🧍♂️ 03:04:11
((read for filth. 03:04:20
(( i'm a switch but i mostly top in rp so 03:04:30
((man 03:04:32
(im hungry is what i am, whats for dinner :v 03:04:50
(( me i'm dinner 03:04:57
((ayo 03:05:23
:feralpeta: 03:05:23
(( i have to pick up the slack since bones isn't here to be horny on main 03:05:26
(*sigh* u-u fine 03:05:28
(( hell yea 03:05:41
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [oh nooooo] 03:05:44
(*opens maw* okay, get in :U 03:06:55
(( jumps in 03:07:09
(( i hope i taste good 03:07:20
(*pelican noises* 03:07:56
((NOOOOOOOO 03:08:04
(( LMo 03:08:06
(( LMAO 03:08:08
(( opens maw and jumps out alright im good now 03:08:30
(( ive seen enough 03:08:38
((oh phew 03:08:56
(( alright back to horny on main 03:09:10
(>:u on MAIN? 03:09:31
(( what 03:09:46
(( am i not horny on main enough for you 03:10:02
((5/10, didn't commit to the vore bit 03:10:36
((A REAL horny would go full tour, fake fan 03:10:44
(( i don't do vore anymore 03:11:12
(ù_ú unbelievable, you are lucky the crab still needs to go on a Crabventure 2 to find his whistle 03:11:16
((Voretirement?!?!? 03:11:38
((You're vorelinquished from active duty? 03:11:52
(( yea 03:11:57
((Unbelievoreable. 03:12:04
((I can't break this down. There's no way to digest this information. 03:12:29
(( also horrible of you to assume roxy would just fuck the crab the moment she has the chance 03:12:36
((I'd be disappointed in my sister if she didn't. 03:12:56
(( girl wants to hash her feelings out first and let them both decide 03:13:00
(>:u exsqueeze me? Who is thinking this 03:13:06
(( why would you talk about the crabventure 2 if it doesn't involve roxy 03:13:33
(( the fuck you expecting mindfang to take you 03:13:42
(( i mean she would take you just not for your whistle 03:14:08
((mommy mindfang :saejimapray: 03:14:10
(:v... :V uppies 03:14:11
(( damn ok 03:14:21
((It's literally Mamamindfang. 03:14:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan sneered, it really was true unfortunately. God this guy was already a pain in the ass when there was only one of him and now there’s two. Great. The grubcorn would bounce off his forehead, making him flinch slightly from the feeling, his face twisting into an expression of contempt and disgust. He’d push himself up his feet, captchalouging Ahab’s and dusting the sand off himself and his cape so he could put it back on. “hey excuse you but i dont need more backtalk from the peanut gallery this duel wwas betwween him and i and ill havve you knoww i wwon wwithout so much as a hiccup finless” Eridan was absolutely lying through his teeth, but it’s not like this new Sollux had been there to see the fight so who’s he to say he’s lying. He huffed, his wounds still weighing on him, that wasn’t going to stop him from being as irate as he always was. 03:14:38
((short 03:14:40
((Why did you expect any different. 03:14:41
((cause i cant think of anything 03:14:45
((i cant believe it... mamamindfang was right in front of me and i fumbled the bag... 03:15:05
(Mindfang crabnaps Kankri on her own adventure and #choo choo fucks over HIS crabventure 2 wifj severe derailment 03:15:34
(( mindfang will fuck the crab 03:15:52
((eridan captchaloguing ahab's before a clown coincidentally gets his hands on it 03:15:57
((smart 03:16:00
(( LMAO 03:16:01
EQUIUS: Equius continues following along at Gamzee's side while they head down onto the beach. He pauses for a moment to captchalogue his cleats and stockings. The rest of his clothing isn't particularly suited for swimming, but they'll do for now. As the draw closer to the shoreline, he glances over toward Eridan and the Solluxes every so often. Boy, he sure hopes he and Gamzee don't get fried by laser fire or psionic blasts while they're out swimming. Oh okay, good, Eridan has put his gun away. 03:16:15
("What the fu-" *trapped in crab cage* :cheems: "I have made a miscalculation" 03:16:42
((a part of me was hoping they'd fight again so gamzee would get hit by a laser, then i'd like dead man float him or smth 03:17:00
(( LMo 03:17:55
((HELP? 03:18:57
((just silly clown things dont mind me 03:19:35
(catches the wildest stray *muscle man voice* [color=purple]"oH nO bRo..." 03:19:44
((LITERALLY 03:19:52
((theres still room for psionics to take you out 03:20:20
(( yes 03:20:25
(( don't worry 03:20:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "p222hhhht. ciitatiion needed, 2hiitlord. what, diid you black out and ju2t deciide your liittle fanfiictiion approxiimatiion of what would've totally happened iif iit weren't for your knee2 knockiing twogether diidn't compromii2e your footiing? iif you weren't fondliing your2elf two hiide your 2tiiffiie iin tho2e 2tupiid fuckugly hiip2ter pant2? iif you were juuu2t clever enough two prop your2elf upriight and land a punch liike you've got a paiir of 2hameglobe2 underneath that godawful fuckugly piirate themed hooker getup?" Sollux barely needed much more than a moment to prattle off the words, folding his arms about his chest and throwing a popcorn kernel into his mouth... [i][color=red] before spitting it out at an[/color] [color=blue]expedited psionically-accelerated rate... [/color]landing scorched, burning in the sands, glazed over with virulent flame. [/i] [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "unle22 maybe, i dunno." [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "you wanna run that 2hiit back real quiick? clearly you've got two much tiime on your hand2. ii22uiing check2 wiith your mouth that your a22 can't ca2h." 03:20:38
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [its my time..] 03:21:29
((oh hold on i gotta jam sexy bitch is on 03:22:53
(bro said "salty runback for my entertainment rn" 03:22:55
[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: “actually it was quite pathetic on both sides, i don’t know what happened but a lot of sand and misery was involved and only at the end was he able to actually blast me because his gun did not jam a second time. Shit would have been hilarious to watch though.” Why lie to himself right now when he can do that later. Shoveling some more grubcorn into his mouth ultimately he’d end up not wanting anymore at this point in time. 03:23:46
(( fuck forgot quirk 03:23:58
((gg 03:24:03
(( oh well 03:24:03
(( to be perfectly fair i thought i did 03:24:34
(its already out there, may as well say Sollux fixed his teeth mid sentence U◡U 03:24:42
((LOL 03:24:53
(( Brother ate grubcorn it got stuck in his teeth 03:25:00
((It filled the spaces 03:25:05
(( he can speak normal for 2 minutes 03:25:07
((between each tooth 03:25:08
((the prophecy is fulfilled 03:25:12
(( lmao 03:25:12
((and the mouth is fully filled 03:25:22
(( yea 03:25:26
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: He lets Equius worry about that, he's just lazily making his way down that sandy beach and to the shoreline with a grin. "now thats pretty... man. sometimes im REAL motherfuckin jealous of the world those humans had. bein able to all up and swim out like this with the sun out ANY time you WANT? a real fuckin treat."[br][i][/i][br]He then turns his head to Equius, and bleps his tongue. "sorry i didnt bring any TOYS. its just me, you, the sea, and MAYBE death by shit aim psionics. heh. :op" And then he'll start walking into the shallow water, slow as he watches that body paint come off his skin. Sigh... a shame, but nothing lasts forever... it's prettier that way. He seems to get distracted by his own reflection in the water. 03:25:52
((now theyre gonna see gamzee if they even notice before he gets cooked lmao 03:26:20
(( gamzee sure wants to die 03:26:20
((he's calling upon the gods of irony to strike him down obviously 03:26:44
(( both sollux's at the same time both fry gamzee 03:27:06
(( they say its an accident 03:27:14
((hey can you boil the ocean rq 03:27:15
((commiit x2 toa2ter bath a22clown 03:27:25
(( lmao 03:27:31
((help 03:27:31
(( equius saw nothing 03:27:42
((equius just watches his potential love interest get rkoed 03:27:43
(( LMAO 03:27:51
(( gamzee going to come back right after like oh look my corpse 03:28:07
((probably looking at it like horuss in the eggs and satan gif 03:28:11
((kankri looks outside just to see gamzee 'die' and he officially calls off the party 03:29:24
(( kankri losing his mind 03:29:47
(( roxy going to have to finally stop taking that nap to help 03:30:00
(( she was eepie 03:30:06
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [honk shoo mimimi] 03:31:33
(PTSD for the 696th time in a row 03:31:50
(( roxy hearing kankri tweaking and just gets up from her nap and comes over to give him a hug and starts making trill noises 03:32:29
(flings her through the television lovingly uvu 03:32:59
(( crying sobbing 03:33:11
((god i need a space player baddie with a phat ass 03:33:21
who said that)) 03:33:25
((chokes 03:33:31
(:v Rosa is not here unfortunately uvu 03:33:48
((i'll don all black and mourn in good natured malaise 03:34:19
(( killing kankri whilst sobbing 03:34:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan pointed at the Sollux closest to him in a way that screamed ‘SEE?’ with a wide eyed expression to accompany it. “at least this mustard colored dirtscraper knowws howw to accept defeat it seems like youre too wworried about gettin as many insults as you can in before your stupid glubbin speech impediment catches up to you wwant me to fix it for you like i have in so many other timelines?” Eridan bared his teeth, digging his heels into the sand again, his expression quickly shifting into one of disgust again as Sollux spit the grubcorn from his mouth “do you havve to be so fuckin repulsivve i knoww you wwerent raised wwith a semblance of class but you dont gotta go subjectin evveryone else to your disgustin habits lowwblood” It was gross, but man, Eridan’s all sorts of worked up right now considering the fact that he’s being ganged up on by someone he was just trying to get pitch with. 03:35:36
((another short one 03:35:39
(>:U HE AINT EVEN DO NOTHIN 03:35:50
((🧍♂️ 03:37:27
(( eridan going to have to put some sort of bracelet on both of the sollux's to tell them apart 03:38:20
(( lmao 03:38:23
((one blue one red 03:38:41
(( yea 03:38:55
(one gay, one gayer uvu 03:39:59
(( i want to be blue 03:40:04
(( i don't know why i just do 03:40:26
((lol? 03:41:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "2pewiing 2aliiva everywhere untiil your giill2 dry out and you have two 2elf-admiinii2ter 2wiirliie2 iin the neare2t load gapper ii2 a 2ad 2tate of 2elf-iimpo2ed exiile. you've 2aiid nothiing of 2ub2tance, 2ave, ii gue22, for the acriid 2piittle pukiing from your liip2 liike a braiindead brat unu2ed two haviing 2omeone refu2e two roll over and bear theiir brea2t2 and belly for you." Sollux scowled. Underneath, however, there was a sickly sort of satisfaction derived from mouthing off like this. Crushing a [bgcolor=black]🍿 SINGLE BURNT ASS GRUBCORN KERNEL 🍿[/bgcolor] in between his fingers, he [color=blue]psionically[/color] [color=red]superheated [/color] it until it popped into a [bgcolor=#ffbf00]🍿 RICH DECADENT PERFECTLY POPPED PIECE OF PISS-GOLD GRUBCORN!🍿[/bgcolor][br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "liike...have you triied not beiing a total fuckiing no-liife iin2tiigator and 2eriial 2hiit-2tiirrer? not 2tarter. ii can't even crediit you wiith beiing the novel traiilblazer who 2tart2 fiight2. you ju2t partiiciipate iin them, thra2h around liike a petulant wriiggler, and exhau2t your2elf untiil 2omebody feel2 bad enough two FF at 15 and pack iit iin. you are liiterally the mo2t piitiiful creature wiith a permanent re2iidence iin rock bottom. whole a22 viilla there 2iince biirth. hard2tuck at conceptiion." 03:44:18
((im blue da ba dee.. 03:45:56
((sighhh 03:46:53
((SIGHHH 03:46:59
((what's got you doing a ceiling fan imitation 03:47:23
((dont start wwith me 03:48:31
((anywway 03:48:33
((✨✨✨✨sigh✨✨✨✨ 03:49:11
((✨✨✨✨SIII[sup]iiii[/sup]IIIIGH✨✨✨✨ 03:49:32