Friday 13 June 2025

((hooray 00:02:17

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] look her plans usually don’t work all that well and are never fully thought through, this one in particular was half baked at best and burnt on one side. Speaking of why the fuck is the crab so goddamn hot and when she means hot she means literal, her face and lips feel like she stood out in the sun too long and somehow managed to get sun burnt. Also she knows this is not really a moirail thing to do but it was the only thing that seemed to work. Although now that damara is out of her vision, she hears damara talking about condoms and pegging or some shit. Only to see damara drape a roll of condoms around kankri’s neck and tell them to be safe and have fun? [br] [br] alright the first part was successful now it’s time to finish the kiss and get him somewhere safer, loosening her previous tight grip on his shirt collar she’d pull away slowly from the kiss for dramatic effect, giving the poor crab some bedroom eyes to add to it. Looking over at damara and finally saying something. “dw i will take good care of him and make sure we have a lot of fun” with that she’d turn her face back to kankri’s and let go of his shirt and grab his hand. “cmon ill let you touch my tits” pulling on his arm to get him to move so they can leave and gtfo from the whole damn situation. 00:04:19

((chokes on my cookie 00:05:13

(( she's really selling it 00:05:27

((dont let kankri consider the idea that damara and mituna will be let loose from their sight in the process 00:06:07

((who knows what they'll do 00:06:12

(( yea let lose to disturb who the two fish and nepeta lmao 00:06:54

((yes 00:07:05

((lmao 00:07:09

((theyre gonna make a mess of every piece of furniture /s 00:07:30

(( it's fine the furniture can handle it 00:07:51

2 and Half Eridans Sharing a Sprite [] joined chat. ~~ 1196 ~~ 00:12:25

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((hewwo hiko 00:38:25

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He had given Roxy a few pecks a few scarce times over their time of knowing one another, but now it really settles in just how soft humans seem to be compared to the average troll-- not such a cliff in different to where he believed her somewhat of a marshmallow, but enough to notice just how cozy her lips were- HEY WAIT NO THEY CAN'T BE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW! He let out a small whimper at all the noise caused from Damara and Mituna egging on the exchange, soon finding himself with a new accessory in the form of- [i]why the fuck does Damara have these ritualistic rubbers crafted for negating the effects of human copulation???[/i] Roxy's plan—that Kankri was completely in the pits of tartarus on because he DOESN'T KNOW THERE'S A FUCKING PLAN—was working a bit [i]too[/i] well- that look in her eyes made Kankri shy away once their kiss was over.[br] [br]He thought of speaking, but all that came from his mouth was a dull whimper strangled in his throat, what the fuck was going on? Did Damara make Roxy jealous or something? Of course, he finally reclaimed some semblance of autonomy at Damara's mention of 'Fun', "Wait what- what d9 y9u mean-" and soon his arm was being ensnared with Lalonde speaking of giving him some form of care. He does not know if he wants to know the kind-- "Y9ur- wai- wha- y9u mean right n9w!?"[br] [br] 00:40:19

He was a bit resistant to his moirail(?????)'s tugging, but was far too flabbergasted by the events transpiring to firmly plant himself in place which leads to him stumbling slightly as Roxy starts to walk away with him, "R-R9xy, hang 9n- I-I d9n't think- well, n9t that I am saying that I DISLIKE y9ur 69dy 9r any such thing—N9T THAT I HAVE 6EEN L99KING—6ut I- uhhh- wha-what a69ut the party?" He would look over for support from Mituna and Damara... but then realized it was [i]Mituna and Damara[/i] and that anything they'd offer up as "help" would probably cause him MORE torment, so his worried look was probably going to go unanswered. 00:40:21

(g a y :V 00:40:29

((lmaoooo 00:41:20

((MITUNA DONT LEAVE ME HERE 00:41:46

(( LMAO 00:43:53

(( whoops the lalonde rizz went too far 00:44:31

("DAMARA, BE A SWEETHEART FOR ONCE! DONT LEAVE ME HERE! DAMARAAAAAAAAA!" 00:51:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] "BYE BYE LONG TIME! HAVE FUN EVEN LONGER! THOUGH. WITH KANKRI. THIS IS DOUBTFUL!" Damara bleated out with a long, vindictively drawn out sort of provocation, wiggling each of her fingers in a catastrophically crass little fanning wave. Her eyelids once more dreamily half-lidded in that stupored sort of haze she adopted whenever feigning sexual obliviousness to the misery of another -- usually Kankri. She wouldn't be the lifeline if this were Porrim, why would it be any different if this were Kankri? Subtly digging her foot into Mituna's side and grinding, as if to make a sticking point of catching his middling attention span, she spat on the floor with a twitch of the neck and a delinquent's signature look of irritation, just as Kankri was dragged far enough out of the way to be out of earshot.[br] [br] Someone took her toy away. [br] [br] So no play for them. [br] [br] [sub]"MITUNA. YOU CAN KEEP THE BRA. IF YOU GO CHASE AFTER THEM. BE AS LOUD. OR AS SUBTLE. AS YOU WANNA. I DON'T CARE. FOLLOW. TELL ME WHEN DONE WHAT HAPPEN. MAKE SURE NO SEXY FUN TIMES. GOT IT?"[/sub] [br] [br] Despite the signature coarseness of her voice, she was able to fan her fingers and cup along her mouth, tilting her head to discretely filter the words and cheat the sound over to Mituna with deft covertness. 00:56:18

[color=#9b060c] Hours of gossipmongering in the past had been achieved with this effect, with targeted victims only aware she was talking, and not what words were used. A cruel ploy, but a necessary one when it came to two high-strung sorts like Roxy and oh-so-fussy Kankri. 00:56:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] “wwell considerin im the most qualified to deal wwith that sort a thing you should of seen it comin i thought you had vvision twwofold or wwhatevver” stating in that tone of his that he always had, pompous and rude he’d continue “figure out WWHAT oh i knoww maybe youre tryin to figure out neww wways to push my buttons cause thats all youre good for you ingrate” Eridan paused, taking in the rest of what was said. Was it really worth it to fight what was happening? I mean he was confused to say the least, Sollux was the last person he ever expected to give him a chance especially since all he knew was their bickering and attempts to kill each other. His fins lowered, brows furrowing as he was basically tuning out Sollux to think for a minute. 01:01:43

He snapped back, looking to Sollux for a second, his eyes scanning the other's face with a resentful expression and almost mild disgust. “is this your sorry attempt for askin to be in a quadrant wwith me? you should really wwork on your delivery i almost wwant to say no just because of howw [i]terrible[/i] you are at this” Wow he really wasn’t one to be talking about pitching delivery, but here we are. He closed his eyes, looking away from the Captor as he adjusted his glasses. “despite howw terrible it wwas though ill consider it i mean maybe somethin good can come out of it i havve my doubts though knowwin you” Eridan turned his head away swiftly, lifting his chin and crossing his arms as he did. Much like a pouty child if you thought about it hard enough, but it was just his way of being arrogant as always. 01:01:48

(( is she sending mituna to follow them and tell her what they do thats evil lmao 01:02:10

[url=https://imgur.com/a/crime-against-nature-erisolsprite-LzjtSzz][color=#4AC925]ERISOLSPRITE:[/url][color=#4AC925] thii2 guy2 really gonna get the wwork2 huh that2 twwo bad 01:02:32

((That's exactly what she's doing, yes! 01:02:42

(( also i'm about to post as disc rq 01:03:03

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [touch me with ur foot?? u've activated my trap card] 01:03:40

((god 01:04:03

(( do not decapitate please also sata we can move the next post to the pitt or something idk but you don't have to match length i'm just a yapper 01:05:04

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] all she can think of is damn why is my mate from every timeline so adorable when he’s flustered, knowing full well she’s instigating this. Hearing how flustered he was getting was actively keeping her mind off the fact she was in the water at all. Giggling at his statement to come to terms with bathing anyone at all, only to go on a flustered ramble. “Good to know you enjoy my size in a non negative way, the feeling is mutual.” her purr becoming more apparent. [br] [br][color=#416600] despite her disdain for water, she wouldn’t mind doing this again with him as it wasn’t as stressful as she initially thought it would be. “You will have plenty of time to think about it.” as he warned her about dumping the water on her head to get the suds of the shampoo out, she’d close her eyes. As the water was poured onto her head, her body started to shake yet again, though once it was over the shaking would soon stop. Opening her eyes yet again after a little while when it seemed to have stopped. “I saw a version of her briefly a while ago, I am glad she still retained some semblance of her other version. She had given me help with attire at some point as well.” [br] [br] 01:06:00

[color=#416600] his silence was amusing, as he groaned and tried to hide his face in her wet hair even though she couldn’t see any of it, it would bring her joy knowing she flustered him into some semblance of silence. Then he had finally spoken again and called her attractive, which would cause a light hue of flush on her face. She’d already known about kurloz as he was also around her alternate when she had met her, plus she was briefly told about it. Then her attention going towards his vow of celibacy only for him to mention he broke it not long ago, which makes her curious. [br] [br]/[color=#416600]She’d wait for him to move his face from her hair once he had done so without warning she’d turn to face him again, this time leaning towards him with a mischievous grin. “You have broken your vows and have stated that you have felt some attraction towards me and my alternate. I am also attracted to you, would you like to do more than just give me a bath? I would not oppose it at all.” with that she’d lean back again though this time, she’d shift position and lift her leg to slightly expose herself to him. 01:06:13

(( fuck you slash 01:06:21

(( ok i'm done though 01:06:26

Dad [pipefan413] joined chat. ~~ 977 ~~ 01:08:00

((omg dad 01:08:14

pipefan413: HELLO THERE . 01:08:55

pipefan413: WHAT DID I MISS? 01:09:06

pipefan413: OR RATHER WHAT HAVE I WALKED INTO? 01:09:25

((a lot dad 01:10:05

(( walking into disciple trying to fuck kankri 01:10:07

((too much in fact 01:10:08

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [oh look at the time, i must go-] 01:10:20

((honestly when bathtime first started i considered having kankri dodge the pitt but now im not so sure 01:12:45

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [to pail or not to pail, that is the question] 01:13:15

pipefan413: TRYING TO KNOCK BOOTS WITH HER OWN MESSIAH? 01:16:23

pipefan413: MY WORD. 01:16:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] YOu PATSY ASS. PATERNAL. PRICK. WHAT DO YOu THINK. THEY WERE DOING. ON THE FIRST SHIP. CLICKING GLASS. AND. AVOIDING ASS. WHEN THE WAVES. CAME-A-KNOCKIN? 01:18:39

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: His attention span didn't get lost for long when she wanted it; her foot digging into his side made sure of that. He was staring at the wall near where Kankri and Roxy used to be when the room was brought back into focus and he grunted. "HUH? D1DN7 KN0W YU0 L1K3D 7H47-" A dumb joke, and maybe a bit of projection. He gave a dumb, lurid grin before he blinked as she charged him with a [i]special[/i] task. "YU0 W4N7 M33 70 F0LL0W?" He went from looking to the wall, to at her when he replied, to the large and sweaty bra in his hands. Damara could probably see the DAMAGED COGS of his THINKPAN turning in real time. "UH. 5U3R. 1 GU355."[br][i][/i][br]He didn't sound particarly enthused about the idea, even with the bra bribe. He wasn't so much a virgin that he'd go absolutely feral about owning a bra, and he'd be leaving Latula's game system behind! He pockets the bra into his sylladex and ambles to his feet, unsteadily brushing himself off before walking after Kankri and Roxy.[br][i][/i][br]Woe, special needs be upon ye. 01:18:55

[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: :o) @ caliborn 01:22:36

(( unfortunate for roxy and kankri, having a third wheel 01:22:37

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [C4N 1 H4V3 K15535 700?] 01:23:07

pipefan413: YOUNG MAN, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT LANGUAGE. 01:23:10

((🧍‍♂️ 01:24:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] THERE IS NO NEED. FOR THE CRINKLED SOCKS. LITTERING. YOuR CRASS. uNADuLTERATED. BITCHMADE PROPERTY. AND YET. uNSuITABLE FATHER THAT YOu ARE. THE POLLuTANT IS GROWING. WITH EACH. INCREMENTAL JACKOFF. YOuR FOOTWEAR DISAPPEARS. uNTIL IT IS A MITuNA WONDERLAND. BARE SOLE SKIN. SLAPPING. AGAINST COLD. NAKED. JAGGED. IRREGuLAR TILES. IN THE EGBERT BuMFuCKER HOuSEHOLD. NO SHIRT. NO SHOES. NO SERVICING. YOuR WRINKLY DICK. YOu PATHETIC. Nu-MALE. 01:24:37

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] YOu ARE OLD. uNMARRIED. AND YOuR SIRED OFFSPRING. DO NOT RESPECT YOu. MANY SuCH CASES. 01:25:14

((not the mituna strays lmfao 01:26:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/crime-against-nature-erisolsprite-LzjtSzz][color=#4AC925]ERISOLSPRITE:[/url][color=#4AC925] wwoww holy 2hiit thii2 ii2 criinge 01:26:42

(( having a stray mituna lmao 01:27:55

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] THEN YOu'RE PERFECTLY SuITED. TO THE ENVIRONMENT. YOu TECHNICOLOR. WASTED EJACuLATE. FLOATY SPERMATOZOA. 01:27:58

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] I'D SAY. GO FuCK YOuRSELF. BuT YOu COuLDN'T EVEN. DO THAT RIGHT. 01:28:24

(( if you don't want to go to the pitt we can go to a diff room 01:28:35

(( lmao 01:28:37

pipefan413: MY PARTNER IS ABED, I DARESAY YOU SHOULD ENDEAVOUR TO SMELL THE ROSES. 01:28:54

((i'm not worried where we go but it's up to you 01:28:56

(( if you want them to go at it or not 01:29:08

((more out in the open sex 01:29:10

pipefan413: YOU RAPSCALLION. 01:29:18

pipefan413: WOULD ANYONE CARE FOR SOME BLUEBERRY LIMONCELLETA PIE? 01:30:03

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] A ROSE. BY ANY OTHER NAME. WOuLD SMELL. JuST AS SCHMEAT. YOu DICKBEATING BRONZE MEDALIST. uNREMARKABLE. MASTuRBATORY MINISTER. DJ DAD ON THE BEAT. THE BEAT. BEING HIS OWN. uNLOVEABLE PENIIIII - 01:30:11

((me please id like some 01:30:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] IS THIS BITCH FOR REAL? tUMUt 01:30:23

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] YES THE FuCK PLEASE. 01:30:31

pipefan413: PIE FOR THEE, AND PIE FOR THEE. 01:30:46

((nice 01:30:56

pipefan413: I AM GLAD YOU KNOW YOUR CLASSICS, YOUNG MAN. 01:31:02

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] HAHAH. HAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHA. I WILL VORE THIS ENTIRE PIE. WITH MY BARE HANDS. AND TEETH. 01:31:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] FATAL. HARD VORE. FULL TOuR. DIGESTIVE TRACK. 01:31:36

pipefan413: IT IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT TO HAVE A VORACIOUS EATER AT THE TABLE. 01:31:36

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] THANKS. I EAT PEOPLE SOMETIMES. IF YOu HAVE ANY RuDE GuESTS. WITH WEAKER ABDOMINALS. THAN I. 01:31:58

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] I CAN SHOW THEM. THE DOOR. THE DOOR BEING. MY HATCH. WHERE THEY WILL DIE. PAINFuLLY. 01:32:23

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [YU0 C4N 347 MY 4-] 01:32:42

((wwhat the fuck is happening anymore 01:32:56

glorious shitpost 01:33:04

((glorious shitpost and roleplay 01:33:13

((anyway eridan said more public sex so i guess i must abide 01:33:42

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [unzips pants] 01:33:50

pipefan413: HOW OFTEN WOULD YOU SAY YOU EAT PEOPLE, MY GOOD FELLOW? 01:33:57

((hell fucking yeah 01:34:26

pipefan413: HANG ON A MOMENT, MY GREEN CALCIUM-CREATED FELLOW . 01:34:35

((i get to wwatch more shit 01:34:37

pipefan413: ARE THOSE TWO DARING THE DO? 01:35:07

((yes 01:35:45

((yes they are 01:35:49

pipefan413: BY JOVE. 01:35:57

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] REMIND YOu OF SOMEONE. OR RATHER. SOME WANT. THAT WILL FOREVER GO uNFuLFILLED. YOu SEXLESS. KELLOG'S CRuSHING. FREAK. 01:36:23

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] THE ONLY DILF. THAT NEVER BANGED. HAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAH. 01:36:54

pipefan413: I WILL ALLOW YOU SEVEN MINUTES TO THINK THOSE TWO THINGS THROUGH. 01:42:09

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] I WILL ONLY TAKE THREE. 01:42:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cnqBdFc][u][color=#0b4100]CALIBORN:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#2ed73a] MAKE THAT SECONDS. I GOT BORED. FROM THINKING TOO MuCH. YOu DID NOT SAY. THERE WOuLD BE SELF-REFLECTION. REQuIRED. AT THIS EVENT. 01:42:59

(( gonna drop roxy's response then start on sollux lmao 01:47:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] hearing his distress from the situation was making her feel a little bad about it, squeezing his hand as a way to calm herself and not outwardly show the other two trolls she’s absolutely fibbing her ass off about actually trying to bang. outwardly looking jealous was not fully her intent but whatever if they interpret that while she’s trying to remove him from the area that's fine. “yea right now babe lets go” damn he was kind of resisting her for a little longer than she intended, pulling a couple more times before he finally started to actively walk with her, when he had said he didn’t dislike her body, her face would actively flush a light hue of red. She wasn’t exactly trying to bang him but damn okay glad he doesn’t dislike it. She’d decide to answer him honestly and assume they are still in earshot. “i am glad u dont dislike my body the party will b fine just trust the process we will b back there later i promise” [br] [br] 01:48:36

[color=#ff6ff2]they are free from the confines of the party area, she understood why he would be worried about the party as he was the host but he can always come back to it. She really just wanted to give him a break from the constant sexual aggression from damara and the triggering slurs from mituna, the only reason she did this plan in the first place was because she knew damara wouldn’t let him leave unless there was an explicit reason to do so, but don’t celebrate just yet lalonde, even though you don’t know this, someone is watching and they have a very loud and unfiltered mouth. Once she feels she’s out of earshot of the megido and captor, she heavily sighs and stops in her tracks which happens to be in front of a bedroom door. [br] [br] 01:48:39

[color=#ff6ff2]“omfg the plan worked” she looks kinda exhausted from the whole ordeal, letting go of his hand and actively giving him a little more space. She still felt somewhat bad that she had to put him in that position, but she actively wanted to get them both out of there. 01:48:53

(( done 01:48:56

(( girl celebrating only to find out mituna about to report back to damara 01:49:53

(( god help her 01:50:04

((dont worry i have a plan 01:50:46

((8) 01:50:58

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((oop 02:05:59

(Gaykat :v 02:06:08

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] SHE'S SERIOUS!? WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THEIR TALK AND RIGHT NOW-- [i]BESIDES A RAM CHARGING FULL FORCE TO STOMP ON THE PARADE HE MEANS![/i] Each absconding step from the public eye was a march to, what Kankri thought, was certain damnation of the carnally inclined- he doesn't think this was anywhere in Nepeta's [i]Network[/i] as it pertained to Equius when he caught a glimpse of it all that time ago- [i]He needs an adult- wait they're both adults- HE NEEDS A PORRIM- PORRIM, YOU TATTOED TEMPTRESS, SHOW YOURSELF AND SAVE HIM ALREADY!![/i] He would ask if they could talk about this a bit more, but the look she gave him moments prior was enough to make him consider that talking would not be as plentiful as he'd hope. As they soon came to a stop, he looked over at the door and seeing that it was one to a bedroom, was promptly freaked out.[br] [br]Roxy is a very nice lady and he would not deny her happiness nor would he mind... 'helping her out', but it felt like there needed to be a long discussion beforehand- they are newly pale! This seems like something meant for people have been pale for AT LEAST a millenia-- but then he is granted a bit of freedom, taking a step back as she began heaving about a 'plan', "[i]Plan?[/i] What PLAN!? THERE WAS A PLAN?? IS THE PLAN STILL HAPPENING- [i]IS THE PLAN T9 [u]Y9UKN9WWHAT-[/u] D9 I HAVE T9 WEAR THESE THINGS F9R THE PLAN???" he promptly began unraveling his promiscuous scarf of contrac 02:17:44

*contraceptives. 02:17:53

(ûvû 02:17:57

((>8) 02:19:42

(( kankri freaking out thinking the plan is to fuck 02:24:02

("THIS ISN'T A PLAN, THIS IS A PORNO SCENARIO-" 02:26:46

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [L375 FUCK] 02:26:46

(( roxy: no no the plan wasn't to fuck it was to get away from them we don't need those condoms[br] mituna: makes a noise [br] roxy: nvm get in the bedroom we getting freaky. 02:29:06

(( the moment the door is shut and locked she's go ok we are free i think i hope i pray 02:29:28

((get in the bedroom and start fake moaning and clapping 02:29:37

(( LMAO 02:29:41

(( girl just pulling up shit that sounds close enough and blasting it at the door 02:30:43

(( she's like so anyway 02:30:49

("i can not have a serious conversation with that playing-" 02:31:11

(( she's like its either that or we make the noises ourselves pick one 02:31:42

("ò//ó this is not a very fun party-" 02:32:17

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[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: Just because he has vision twofold doesn’t mean he can see the future, unless the ghosts decide to whisper in his ears he has no fucking clue what the hell eridan is on about. “you 2eriiou2ly thiink vii2iion twofold ii2 about 2eeiing the future, all iit mean2 ii2 gho2t2 follow me around and whii2per iin my ear2 all the damn tiime about meaniingle22 2lop and the other half ii2 whii2periing about future event2. iif anythiing the2e fuck2 liike two 2talk troll2 liike you and tell me all your 2tupiid a22 2ecret2 iin2tead of anythiing u2eful iit2 annoyiing.”he’d been blocking out the whispers thus far, knowing there’s a handful of them just bickering and going on with their business. He’s chalking a lot of this up to eridan being very cranky due to not sleeping and being injured. He’s not even going to add to the button pushing conversation, It's stupid and he’s tired of talking in circles. [br] [br] 02:47:11

[color=#A1A100] his neutral expression turning into a slightly irritated look as the ampora decided to give him a resentful expression, in turn telling him his attempt at trying to get pitch with him was basically terrible. Well he’s not going to argue it was terrible, but still annoying as fuck to be told like that. Then having the audacity to say he would consider it, knowing full well his quads were empty. You know what, he’s not going to take that. He’s going to lean over and grab eridans scarf and the moment the ampora turns his head, he’s going to pull him directly into a pitch kiss without any hesitation. 02:47:12

(( done 02:47:15

((sorry i got distracted 02:53:43

((arent wwe all 02:53:51

((ive just been sitting on my floor reading homestuck 02:53:53

(( all good 02:54:02

((i dropped my reply to disciple in the pitt 03:04:40

((it is not, however, sex yet 03:04:46

[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] “yeah wwhatevver i dont actually care about wwhat your glubbin vvision twwofold does” Eridan sneered, head still turned away, “i doubt the ghosts wwould tell you anythin of interest regardin me im probably the most normal troll in this bubble right noww” He rolled his eyes, crossing his arms slightly tighter as he remembered what he had done with Karkat, I guess that was something for him to know huh. A moment of silence passed between the two as he hadn’t exactly been looking at Sollux to see his expression change, not knowing just exactly what was about to come next. 03:06:42

Without warning he’d feel the others hand grip onto his scarf, Eridan’s head snapping quickly towards Sollux, shocked and very clearly unhappy “get your [i]greasy fuckin mitts[/i] OFF my scarf [i]NOWW[/i] before i turn you into nothin but a disgustin yelloww STAIN” hissing at the other, he’d grab Sollux’s wrist, nails digging slightly into his arm as he wrapped his hand tightly around the other. He was not about to be man handled by the likes of a Captor, [i]especially[/i] not Sollux of all people. “i swwear to cod wwhen you let go a me ill showw you wwhat fuckin for” Someone shut this fish up, he’s throwing a hissy fit. 03:06:47

((yurr 03:06:52

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((papa has returned 03:09:51

pipefan413: I AM BACK FROM THE STORE. 03:13:52

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: Damara had told him to follow and had paid him for the trouble, of which he still wasn't sure he was satisfied with said payment, and so here he was. [i]Following[/i]. She did not, however, command him to keep his mouth shut nor be stealthy about it. So with that lack of specific guidance in play, here he comes..[br][i][/i][br]It takes him a minute to keep up with Kankri and Roxy, and he doesn't appear in view at first which gives the two only a [i]little[/i] breathing room to converse about what just happened. Once he was in sight though, existing in the same hall-space with them, he gave a little grin and trudged RIGHT up to them. "H3Y, LL0V381RD5H. 8)" He teased with a snicker. "YU0 7W0 L3F7 1N 4 HURYRY, N1C3 C47CH 8R0. D1DNNN7 7H1NK YU0 H4D 17 1N Y0U." Rather than hurl facetious slurs or call Roxy a common boozy harlot, he's being.. kind of supportive? How quaint.[br][i][/i][br]Damara didn't tell him to lie or anything about why he followed either, and he was instructed to make sure they [i]didn't[/i] have sex, so if they talk to him instead of fleeing this COULD turn into a decent little talk. Probably. As decent as one can be with a thinkpan looking like Little Nicky. 03:17:26

((my dumbass realizes that i kind of repeated myself with the first and third line break 03:18:03

((i guess im not all here right now 03:18:08

(( it's fine 03:18:18

(( mituna being supportive deadass is so funny 03:19:32

((i was hoping you didnt mind :saejimapray: 03:22:11

((im good at being batshit but i love being nice a little more 03:22:29

((most of the time 03:26:22

(( no it's fine i just think its funny 03:32:23

(( because mituna do just be like that 03:32:39

[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: he figured the ampora wouldn’t really care about it, but it was still funny that he really thought he could get away with thinking he didn’t know secrets. He’d stop ignoring the spirits long enough to get some information, only to hear huh that's odd. Him and karkat he wouldn’t have thought he’d go that far for a red fling but to each their own. He’d promptly start ignoring the spirits once more and then share his information with eridan. “funny, ii wa2 not expectiing a red fliing between you and kk.” he will not be elaborating further on this. [br] [br] He knew damn well eridan was going to be pissed about him even touching his scarf, right on cue he’s threatening him. Hearing the ampora hiss at him would only cause sollux to hiss right back, he was not expecting eridan to actively grab him and dig his nails into his arm but thats fine, he’s not even going to flinch. If he thinks this is man handling then he’s not going to enjoy what’s happening next. Due to the new found adrenaline and a few nerves, sparks were flying off the captor. The moment eridan threatened to do something about it after he let go wasn’t going to happen in fact, sollux would tighten his grip on eridans scarf and use all his strength to pull the ampora into a pitch-fueled kiss. All of this to prove a point. smh. 03:33:38

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] you know she can understand all those viewpoints, sometimes the girl just panics and picks the closest plan that will vaguely work its fine. Don’t worry about it she can fix this all, the realization that he heard none of the plan and is panicking and asking questions right now oops. She’s going to now do damage control. “calm down that wasnt the full plan i was tryin to give us room to breath for a sec no u dont need condoms at least i dont think we can talk more about anatomy later” before she could talk any further, mituna had suddenly made himself known and started to chat about what a catch she is and other things. [br] [br] the moment she had the chance to, she’d change her stance again to make it seem like nothing changed. Getting close to kankri again and grabbing his hand with her own and batting her lashes at him. Believing if mituna saw her doing these actions they could eventually just chill out and not have to deal with the extra chaos. Knowing deep down damara will find out later and somehow manage to cause more trouble, but that’s fine for now she’s just trying to figure out how to get out of this whole thing again. “I wasnt expectin u to follow us mituna esp since we both seem eager to be left to our own devices.” god help this poor girl and her crabby companion. 03:49:08

((there is no help, only mituna 03:57:55

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Unbe-fucking-lievable. There was a plan—allegedly—and he was not clued in one bit! Such stuff can not merely be sprung upon another, he is an UPSET CRABBY CUSTOMER! He held the reel of human slurry containment just as he did Damara's hefty mound holder and pinched at middling segment and held it a bit away from his person, "R9xy, I d9n't think we really need t9 have an extended dial9uge 9n the anat9mical discrepancies as they pertain t9 tr9lls and-" Unfortunately for Kankri, there was a BEE buzzing about, thus putting his moirail back into her triple all-star role that she has chosen to revise for a returning audience member. Yippee, an encore of the human woman extra curious about troll bits and swept up in the throes of passion that she just HAS to get HANDS-ON EXPERIENCE. [i]WHY CAN SHE TURN IT ON AND OFF LIKE A SWITCH, DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT, HE'S SHY![/i] Knowing the plan did little to help Kankri get into character, but he attempted to follow Roxy's lead, "...U-Ummm- y-yes, Mituna, we are very much... wanting t9 get d9wn t9 the 6usiness 9f engaging in c9ital ecstasy, hah hah..." Fucking robot laugh, act BETTER damn it, "W-Was there s9mething m9re y9u needed?" 04:13:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridans face flushed completely violet at the mention that he knew about him and Karkat’s fling. No fuckin way… He paused, completely tensed and unable to formulate words for a second out of sheer embarrassment. It wasn’t long though, maybe a few seconds had passed before he was essentially being choked with his own scarf and pulled harshly into a kiss that one could only describe as hate-filled. It was like kissing a wall at first, the Ampora not lightening himself at all from the tension he already had, his lips stiff and unmoving like the rest of him as the Captor tried to kiss him. The expression on his face reading pure disgust as he felt the other’s heat radiating against him. 04:15:26

For a minute Eridan let this continue, not reciprocating at all and even trying his best to turn his head away from the other. Really though, why was he fighting it? He didn’t mind the idea, sure he didn’t particularly like Sollux but it wasn’t like he hadn’t considered a relationship with him in the past. Alright whatever fine. The seadweller reluctantly began turning his face back to Sollux, closing his eyes and furrowing his brows as he locked lips with the other. His face turning completely violet as he went unmoving in their kiss. He’s a little nervous, give him a break. 04:15:27

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: He snickers again at Kankri's apparent misfortune, his grin and general demeanor of mirth continuing as he deigns to lean on a wall nearby to the bedroom door they were blocking the view of. The lean might've looked cool if he weren't a little stupid, so it's more perceivably awkward with his head on it more than his shoulder was. Don't mind him. "YU0 GUY5 R34LLY G0NN4 D0 7H47??" He asked, though his tone has shifted slightly. He was in a good mood giving them a playful hassle, but he sounded like he didn't believe Kankri was going to [i]actually[/i] bag the babe. "NNN0. 1 GU355 N07. D4MR4R4 70LD M3 T00 5H70P Y0U FR0M P41L1GN. M4Y83 5H35 J34LOU5??" His head tilted more into the wall, like an animal might look at a foreign object it was trying to understand. His smile shifted to a more crunched up contemplative expression, like he was thinking HARD.[br][i][/i][br]"1 DUNN0. 1 D0N7 G37 17. WHY W0ULD 5H3 C4R3?" He then audibly grunts before huffing, rubbing his helmet in a motion similar to an attempting soothe of a thinkpan. "CC4N 1 H4NG 0U7?? 5H3 G4V3 M3 H3R 8R4 50 N0W 1 F3LL L1K3 1 H4V3 700." You can tell him no, it's okay. As long as he's sure there's no sex-having then his job is pretty much done either way. 04:23:18

(( mituna actively asking to hang out with the implications they are supposed to be fucking is so funny i'm gonna die 04:25:31

(( would it be wrong to give mituna a condom 04:28:37

((givving mituna a flavvored condom and bro eats it on accident 04:29:07

((anywway 04:29:09

(( LMAO 04:29:13

(( he chews it like gum 04:29:27

((thinks its candy or some shit 04:29:27

((exactly 04:29:35

((i hoped you'd find that funny lmao 04:30:26

((anyway it wont be an accident, if its flavored he will eat it 04:31:02

((probably* 04:31:20

(( unfortunately roxy doesn't have any flavored ones 04:32:07

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [im going to starve 8(] 04:34:09

((lmfao 04:34:16

(( she can give him a hotdog 04:34:55

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