Saturday 14 June 2025

((slays u 01:31:43

(( mituna holding a condom confused about it while he runs off is so funny 01:31:58

((dont slay me wwtf 01:35:03

(scampers into the night "7H3Y C4LL ME... RU883R 7R0LL" 01:35:07

((help? 01:35:39

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [im gonna eat it] 01:45:53

((chewwing ass and blowwing bubble gum 01:50:04

((sorry 01:50:19

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [8U88L3 CUM] 01:50:21

((kicking bubble gum and chewwing ass 01:50:28

((im a little dumb 01:50:33

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [1 L0V3 D1CK K1CK3M] 01:50:58

(( blowing ass and bubble chewing gum 02:00:30

((agagaga 02:04:06

[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: there is no normal for these two inexperienced fools, he was trying his best with what he understood. He's only ever been in red quadrants. Honestly, this whole thing was lack luster he knew it wasn't all that great but he did not just want to rush into it completely. Plus what was he going to do with someone who was injured and obviously needed to sleep more than anything, they could always try again if eridan was still up for it. As the captor pulled away from the kiss, he'd look over at eridan, a little relieved that the ampora wasn't fully pulling away from the interaction. His own face still a deep dark hue of gold, trying not to seem more awkward than it actually was. God it is awkward being up in someones face and also not wanting to look directly in the eyes. Out of pure nerves. [br] [br] 02:47:53

[color=#A1A100]you know what thats actually fair, well besides the blatant lie of having better. Unsure of whether to say something about it or not fuck it he's going to say at least something to keep it from awkward silence. “ii am better at kii22iing wiith red quadrant2, that wa2 my fiir2t attempt at a piitch kii22.” he's actually kind of glad eridan decided to push him away, he wasn't sure how much he could take as he was kind of flustered from it all. Only to see eridan basically burying his face in his knees. Ugh, he'd turn his back to face the wall and bring his own knees up to his chest, what is he supposed to do? Say something? The ghosts are suddenly feeling so fucking loud right now. He'd end up letting out a small groan and finally say something. “fuck iit, do you want two go 2omewhere el2e 2o you at lea2t have more room and not out iin the open iin the hall two atlea2t get 2ome 2leep and thiink. iif you dont want me around after that ii can ab2olutely fuck off for a whiile, ii ju2t dont want two 2tay iin thii2 hallway.” 02:48:00

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] do not tell roxy that because she would no joke, No she doesn't know about his non-virgin status, at least when it comes down to active fucking. The only thing she knows as of right now is he has her as a moirail and frankly she wouldn't really care or be way too shocked as she only knows so much about him, it's a learning experience and going with the flow of life and the after life. His flinching would make her feel a little bad about everything but it was for a good cause, when he finally whispered back and told her she was desperate as she could possibly be. She felt a little embarrassed which would cause her to blush a tad but whatever that's fine. After he was finished relaying the plan which seemed to be kind of mashed with the og plan she'd give him a nod. Giving him a little room to breath again so he can relay the information.[br] [br] 03:40:06

[color=#ff6ff2] letting kankri finish his spiel to fix the mess she had half caused and nodding in agreement with a big smile, when mituna stated he did not want to stick around because he doesn't want to be a third wheel basically and was bored. Also something about wanting to be part of making out and not watch it. She's just going to discard that part entirely, once mituna was satisfied and finally gone and out of earshot the lalonde would let out another big sigh and give kankri some space yet again. “can we still go into the bedroom I think I need to sit down for a minute that shit was exhaustin” 03:40:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] He was one of the few cronus's to actively godtier but it was basically useless to him an he did not enjoy the 'godtier' outfit he had been given, opting to stay in his regular attire for the rest of his death instead with now an added jacket from his matesprit, although he knows that being alive is completely different ball park with being god tiered than being dead with it. “vwell biased or not it seems you dont havwe many enemies, being disliked or havwing others feeling indifferent isnt a bad thing yet it also isnt good either. anyvway its nice to knowv you arent havwing too many issues on that front.” he's just glad she's happy thats all. [br] [br] 04:04:37

[color=#6A006A] “i do enjoy havwing you in my lap and arms, though i vwas just asking as you havwe a habit of using your telekinesis in your sleep and pinning me to the spot im in not that im really complaining. just asking if i can carry you around in your sleep if i need to do so.” it was more or less him asking if he could move her to a couch or chair and not get stuck in one spot if she did fall asleep in the future, hell he would carry her the entire time if she allowed him to as he isn't going to complain about that. He did want her to have fun even while she was sleeping and he understood she did not have to be around him all the time. “yea, he left a little bit ago after kissing roxy for vwhatevwer reason, i havwe mostly been keeping an eye on things. i am sure he vwill be back, anyvway kankri made a bunch of gift bags for evweryone and latula left some games and music. let me knowv vwhat you vwant to do or try and ill followv your lead babe.” 04:04:38

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Yes, good tidings at last. Of course, it comes with the caveat of Mituna telling Damara that they were snogging like inseperable beasts heat that were not quite committed to the idea of copulation, but that is a problem for Future Kankri. He's relieved when Mituna accepts the story and... BRIBE of SLAPDASH PROPORTIONS, messing about with a [i]condom, no, miTUNA PUT THAT AWAY BEFORE-[/i] No! Kankri had to stay strong, stick to the script! He waved Mituna farewell and at LONG LAST the pair could seperate. The back of his hand instantly went up to his head as if he were some dramatic, dainty woman in an old film simply taken by the charms of a good fellow and feeling faint in the legs; rather then any of that though, he let out an exasperated huff, the tension starting to settle in his body. At first he wanted to deny Roxy's request; them? Going into a room alone together? Would that not be seen as scandalous? But it DID help sell the story. That and he ALSO wanted to sit down or something, he was getting strung about left and right, it really is exhausting, "Yes- 9f c9urse, I think we 69th c9uld use the 6reather." It would also give his face some time to die down. He opts to open the door for her, lady's first and such. 04:05:21

((i really lovve the rp finally kicking up at 12 am kinda silly 04:08:39

(( i was sleeping thats my bad 04:09:25

((lol its fine 04:10:03

((if it makes you feel better bones is still dead too 04:12:12

(( yea i know but i still got his post in before i forgot lmoa now time to get disc and roxy 04:14:19

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] no longer needing to hold up her facade and brief acting career, she'd grab the strip of condoms from kankri's hand and just captchalogue them for now so he doesn't have to hold or look at them anymore. She genuinely looked tired, barely noticing kankri had been acting like a dainty lady who believed the mundane was scandalous and needed to faint for dramatic effect. “its for the best bc i dont think goin back to the party rn is a good idea yet” as he opened the door for her, she'd walk inside and walk right over to the bed, the moment she got to said bed she'd sit on it and fall back on the bed, looking up at the ceiling. It would take her a bit to get her thoughts in order and once she had done so she'd finally say something. “srry about mackin on u like that an also tryna insist we were gonna fuck n stuff next time im just gonna try and drag u away or somethin idk i freaked out n i dont have any really good excuses for it so again srry i hope ur not too upset with me ik we just became moirails n all that an i can understand if u wanna rethink it or somethin after that” she's really taking the L and giving him a chance to leave if he wants despite knowing it would probably hurt her a lot. 04:35:34

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((ar ar ar 04:58:55

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(Ungh. I survive another shift.) 05:13:13

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((wweba 05:14:56

(( weba 05:15:03

(Thank ye fellers.) 05:15:58

((chews on raid 05:17:01

(Ow.) 05:18:06

((yum 05:18:19

(Hhhhhh. Later tonight I'mma throw some form of prompt/starter in for. Uh. Someone. Haven't decided.) 05:19:15

(Getting some OW in first.) 05:19:22

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] With those elastic contraceptives free of his grasp, things were starting to look up. As much as being alone together was putting him a bit on edge, it was still far less on edge than anything Damara may have brewing for him upon his return. He stepped into the room after her, closing the door behind himself and simply staying put on his side of the room whilst she flopped onto the bed. Kankri wondered about how long they'd need to hide out here, but his thoughts are shut down as Roxy begins to speak- what? What's she talking about? "9h n9 n9 n9 n9 n9-" he hurriedly approached, taking a seat beside her, "-I am n9t rec9nsidering anything at all! While, yez, the meth9ds with which y9u s9ught t9 9ffer assistance was much m9re... [i]intimate[/i] than I may have initially g9tten ar9und t9 as a f9rm 9f pr96lem-s9lving, that d9es n9t mean I w9uld wish t9 st9p 6eing m9irails with y9u 9ver a min9r hiccup- I mean, y9ur plan w9rked—[i]s9mewhat.[/i] Pl-Plus, it was n9t as th9ugh it was a 6ad kiss at all- m-may6e s9me more warning next time." 05:20:15

((not the overwatch 05:21:40

((oh lord 05:21:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she had no idea what she was going to do with all these condoms in her sylladex but whatever, she will figure out how to get rid of them at some point. She wasn't really bothered that he did not immediately join her on the bed, especially with all the talk about trying to basically fuck for a while. Laying there for now to give herself some time to just cool off and give herself a break, not long after her apology, she had heard him say oh no then sit next to her. She'd sit up after that while listening to what he has to say, honestly feeling grateful he did not seem to be that upset. Hearing the part that he still wanted to be moirails was also a relief to know. The fact he was trying to make her feel better over something she had caused and made him more uncomfortable was actually kind of endearing. Expressing a small smile. “well im glad ur not reconsiderin this isnt the first time ive done somethin of out tryin to help someone only for it to go poorly im tryin to break that bad habit but its kinda tough im just glad it worked well enough we did not actually have to do anythin we would regret though im glad u got some enjoyment from the kiss tbh u were hot well literally not that im sayin ur not bad lookin but like my lips were startin to hurt a lil bit from the heat an absolutely will try to warn u more next time or we just come up with a plan or somethin if it happens again” 05:46:17

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[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "9-9h, s9rry a69ut that-" it was some odd feedback, for sure. He does not think anyone has expressed that kissing him was a bit on the painful side- then again, he does not think anything has made him blush worse than what had transpired earlier. Hopefully, they wouldn't need to make anymore plots to abscond from situations like that- at least, no schemes that involve giving the impression that they're trying to get a little extra handsy during a- "I-It's n9t the m9st intrusive quality t9 have- I am glad y9u wish t9 help pe9ple, and myself, 6ut it is a 6it 6etter t9 9perate with a 6it m9re... f9reth9ught at times." Is this..? Does it count if it's not in a pile? Should he [i]make[/i] a pile? What would he even put in the pile? Cat things- lots and lots of cat things.... but what KIND of cat things? Plushies? Or would a bunch of cat themed pillows and blankets suffice- should he make it now? He should ask Nepeta the next time he sees them. Or, horrorterrors forbid, if he's desperate enough, [i]Meulin[/i]. "6ut all things c9nsidered, I can trust y9ur quick acti9ns, I admire y9ur wits." 06:21:11

(nani :v 06:36:12

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(ello :V 06:42:27

(( NOW YOU WORK 06:45:53

(( killing you 06:45:57

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] “its fine I figured it was cus u were overwhelmed im sure ill get used to it or somethin idk” she isnt saying it because she plans on kissing him again like that on purpose but she now knows if he gets overwhelmed and overly flustered it can probably cause her some discomfort. “thanks its just I am so used to actually doin somethin than plannin it fully out first one of my few flaws that im workin on” feeling a lot more relaxed now that they can just chill and talk, she wasn't sure exactly what to do or fully think. Then she realized oh yea she never got to open that gift, she'd uncaptchalogue the gift bag. “u know it means a lot more then u think im genuinely happy that u think that an I hope u know I enjoy hangin out with u even around other ppl ik u dont really like ppl in ur private life and I can respect that tho I do want to eventually know more about u whenever ur up for that anyway due to the chaos I never got to see what was in my gift bag” she'd been fiddling with the lip of the bag during the entire spiel. 06:46:26

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] The chances of something crazy enough happening to force him into a fluster like this once again was unlikely. He softly presses a hand to his cheek in consideration of whether or not to compose a pile all while Roxy was offering up some minor hints of something a moirail most definitely should be paying attention to- which he is! He is super engaged with what she's saying and they should probably talk more about those inner emotions that are constantly telling her to 'go, go, GO' when a perceived threat arises... but he is also contemplating the composition of what their Feelings Jam™ Pile should be. Well, this probably won't be the length of an ACTUAL session, so for the time being, he will disregard making a pile and simply talk, "I enj9y soending time with y9u as well and while I w9uld prefer t9 keep m9st 9f my m9re inner machinati9ns within myself, I w9uldn't 6e a g99d m9irail t9 deny y9u that intimate kn9wledge. It will c9me in due time, 9f c9urse." Her unveiling his giftbag reminded him that he also has HER gift to HIM, uncaptchalouging the lipstick back, "I h9pe y9u like what I g9t y9u. I may n9t 6e 9ne for makeup, 6ut I surely appreciate the th9ught." 07:23:19

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((bliss can u repost 07:51:12

(:v they said hell nah and ratio ûvû 07:54:32

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(( sorry i was in vr 08:05:33

(( i'll repost now 08:05:40

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(ò_ó Aradia, dont fumble the bag 08:36:46

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] There wasn’t any reason for her to create hostility between herself and anyone else. She simply wasn’t a very hateful person, to begin with. Not anymore, at least. “yes i think its more than okay for people to not have strong opinions towards me since for the most part i cant say theres many people i feel particularly strongly about either! of course that doesnt mean i dont find anybody interesting” Aradia was more than capable of dealing with any problems that could arise, though. It was just not really her intention to get involved in any disputes.[br] [br] 08:59:50

[color=#A10000]A soft laugh left her lips as he mentioned her using her telekinesis in her sleep. That wasn’t particularly surprising, but it [i]was[/i] a little funny, either way. “well im fine with that i think even subconsciously i just dont want you to be wandering off without telling me” Perhaps part of her was wary of the possibility of him disappearing for an extended period of time again. Her eyes wandered his features for a moment, her free hand fiddling with the lapel of his jacket. “really?” She wondered what would have prompted Kankri doing that, but she supposed it wasn’t really any of her business. “oh yeah i think i saw him doing that earlier! maybe we could check out the gift bags together” Aradia paused for a moment, leaning up to feather a few kisses over his lips before floating up off of his lap and landing on her feet in front of him. 08:59:51

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(( i'm sorry i'll have to reply tomorrow im illiterate af rn i have no idea how i'm awake 11:51:26

((yeah 11:54:06

((okay lol gn 11:54:19

((boo 15:09:57

((yippee gm 15:10:57

((took me a minute bc im rereading damaras dialogue 15:11:53

((other damara got smited but my damara will be coming in for shenanigans 15:12:10

((so mituna can mistake her as the other one and shes just gonna play along for shits and giggles because shes nosy 15:12:28

((rip </3 15:15:36

((omg bones rp.. 15:34:21

((sorry i was doing my physical therapy exercises 15:34:30

((oh so real 15:34:40

((did you get injured 15:34:43

((no just body problems 15:35:03

((oh so real i felt that 15:35:22

((i have levoscoliosis with two curves and knee problems that are either arthritis or muscle weakness, or both 15:35:25

((dont get old (im 24) 15:36:07

((im literally the same age 😭 15:36:20

((its so jover for u.. 15:36:27

((its ok im also already suffering 15:36:33

((my manager told me the other night that im too young to be this old 15:36:56

((i died 15:36:57

((your manager is so real for that 15:37:16

((but yes im totally up for damara interaction (and more if u wanna make em mack) 15:37:45

((YEAH he's a funny dude 15:37:51

((ur so real for that im gonna be stonewalling every nsfw chat soon 15:38:13

((i mean he's stupid sometimes and as Store Manager he's the common enemy but yknow he can be cool 15:38:27

((also i have so many more characters than i can fit into my name im gonna have to change it to a shitpost name soon probably 15:38:44

((lmao fantastic 15:38:54

((i cant wait for more bones rp :saejimapray: 15:39:06

((ive been dipping myself in w just aradia bc shes super easy for me 15:39:20

((and thats fair and based 15:39:27

((gamzee is my go-to when my brain is fried 15:39:36

((thats so real 15:39:40

((lazy clown porn when im dead fr 15:40:12

((speaking of i was rereading some of kurloz's dialogue and like having a stroke trying to think of ways to make more dialogue that is similar enough bc i never rlly go full canon on his speach 15:40:21

((to be honest i dont remember any of kurloz's dialogue 15:40:37

((talking about some rendezvous with my homie killa and drop that special science on him 15:40:53

((brother what are you TALKING ABOUT 15:41:00

((is that an actual line 15:41:03

((lmfao 15:41:05

((YES 15:41:05

(let me quote it 15:41:08

(("TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM" 15:41:18

((sounds like a strider line if he were toking a joint 15:41:27

((holden said hes basically just more serious gamzee and thats basically correct really 15:41:49

((yeah i can definitely see that 15:41:59

((im gonna have to watch violent j interviews and study his speech patterns 15:42:01

((oh my god 15:42:06

((i would do that if i could handle listening to ICP 15:42:31

((i only like one of their songs 15:42:38

((thats fair i like quite a few of them 15:42:56

((im not saying theyre bad though just not my thing 15:43:15

((their song 'time' is pretty fire though 15:43:24

((violent j is also funny asf outside of it his gf/wife (idk their relationship) has been showing him homestuck stuff 15:43:24

((im not sure ive heard that one 15:43:30

((i like in my room and chop chop slide a lot 15:43:40

((compared to some of their other music ive heard its VERY chill 15:43:47

((basically about the passage of time and treasuring the present 15:44:02

((u should listen to clowncore you probably wouldnt like it but its hilarious 15:44:06

((my favorite clowncore track is brenden fraser 15:44:20

((that shit is gas 15:44:25

((though the van album is also fire 15:44:39

((portapotty was alright 15:44:50

((i think portapotty might be the one i know 15:45:32

((yeah thats how most people found them i think 15:45:47

((that shit is just so funny i cant listen to it seriously its amongst those songs u lsiten to when youre actively having brainrot 15:45:57

((i use witch pussy as the ringtone for one of my friend's when he calls cause he's a clown and stupid 15:46:04

((OH WITCH PUSSY MIGHT BE IT 15:46:11

((i recognize that name 15:46:15

((lmaoooo 15:46:15

((thats so real though 15:46:28

((brenden fraser is one of their really old tracks and its like a c-movie recording in a school cafeteria kitchen but its good 15:47:04

((like shitty found footage quality 15:47:26

((god that sounds amazing 15:47:33

((dave type enjoyment 15:47:41

((honestly lmaoo 15:47:45

((i cant believe i found someone else that even kmows what clowncorenis 15:48:03

((i cant even remember who introduced me to it but its so legendary 15:48:24

((i found it through a guitar hero video funnily enough 15:48:37

((i cant hear like ___core when people are talking abt like styles without thinking abt clowncore 15:48:53

((real.... 15:49:01

((talking about some bookcore or some shit idk i cant think of an example and im just like "have you heard of clowncore" 15:49:22

[url=https://youtu.be/q7vewpiZ9bo?si=Ac9a3MRI2YmuXYg0]brenden fraser[/url] 15:49:44

((i cant believe this shit is 15 years old 15:49:52

((clowncore is the vibes my oldest brother has 15:50:21

((the music and the videos 15:50:28

((strider moment 15:50:29

((i used to call him Bro bc of that 15:50:39

((bc he rlly just has Bro vibes 15:50:47

((oh yeah they turn the lights on and off in that video a lot 15:50:53

((probably shouldve said thay 15:50:57

((its fine i dont have photo sensitivity 15:51:08

((havent had a seizure in years anyhow 15:51:15

((phew 15:51:20

((imagine clowncore giving me a seizure imagine explaining that to a doctor 15:51:29

((that would be funny god 15:51:39

((anyways that song is good 15:52:21

((its honestly so qualitt 15:52:33

((y 15:52:35

((clowncore is what my brain feels like most the time 15:52:47

((real... 15:53:26

((my brain used to be clowncore but now its more like kim dracula 15:54:55

((i dont think ive heard of them 15:55:40

((🕺 15:56:28

((nonbinary (i think?) artist from australia that goes sicknasty on genre changes mid song and its great 15:58:17

((hey which chat are we in 15:58:30

((for latula 15:58:34

((god 15:58:46

((nvm got it 15:59:07

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