[color=#000000]~Don't even joke about that.~ 20:57:11
[color=#000000]~And yeah, I won't let him cull himself. Even if he wants to.~ 20:57:33
((ough, hungry 20:57:45
[color=#000000]~I'll pull him back from the brink as many times as it takes. But. I guess I'm also kind of... scared.~ 20:58:04
(>:U MAN I'LL GET DAVE HEALTHY RIGHT NOW, TRUST, OBSERVE 20:58:04
(( mindfang would give you a hug if she could 20:58:34
[color=#000000]~I'm sure she would.~ 20:58:41
(( girl is keeping dave the second safe right now 20:58:58
(( he's gonna stay in the brig until his ass calms 20:59:28
(so forever :v 20:59:37
(( not forever 20:59:48
(u-u damn... i suppose its illegal to feed the prisoner's apple fritters 21:00:04
(( just until he swears not to go buck wild on a murder spree 21:00:06
[color=#000000]~You know... I didn't think it was possible to actually run the risk of losing him. What's the point of all this power, if I can't even hold onto the people I love? His immortality is conditional still. I'd just assumed forever would mean forever. But... I guess I'm mistaken.~ 21:00:25
(( or else she will put him to night night and back into the brig 21:00:33
(( immortal doesn't mean death cannot worm it's way in and take what it want's 21:01:20
(*me, taming david with the fresh scent of an apple fritter and a classic movie marathon starting with Ferris Beuler's Day Off* 21:01:23
(( she will boot your ass off her ship so fast vantas 21:02:24
(( but will keep the apple fritters 21:02:38
(taming davids like that one pic of bro surrounded by velaciraptors uvu 21:03:09
(veloc? Velac? Velma? Whatever :v raptors 21:04:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] She had been snoozing for quite some time, probably one of the best sleeps she’s had in sweeps due to the warmth of the vantas between her and kurloz, a small yawn as her eyes would slowly open. Slowly moving her arm off of karkat, the leijon was still a little bit high but that was normal at least for her. Moving to sit up and rub her eyes, once she had finished doing that she’d look over at karkat and kurloz. Craving some food due to the lingering effects of the nip she’d dream up a plate with grilled cheese on it and take a few bites, lightly purring as she consumes her bread cheesy goodness. 21:05:29
(( velociraptors 21:05:53
[color=#000000]~Not to Stridermanpain-post on main but, I used to think we'd just... keep going. Building. Creating. You know the drill. That we'd solve ourselves into something perfect. But I don't know anymore. Maybe that version of the future just calcifies everything. And he'd lose what made him human in the first place. I don't miss being human. But I'd miss what you make he makes remember about it, I think.~ 21:06:00
(Davidraptors :v 21:06:08
(( *what he makes me remember about it (I'm so dumb lol) 21:06:30
(( my mistake not Dirks. He's exploding me rn 21:06:47
(gay :v i'd fix it, but >:v heads or tails 21:07:14
(( tils 21:07:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] ((* tails holt shit 21:07:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HELP 21:07:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( i should just roxcy 21:07:51
(( human suffering is inevitable, ascending to something more than that is a large pill to swallow and it can cause even the most solid of minds to fracture 21:07:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( WHAT AM I ON 21:07:56
(( dying 21:08:00
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((wwhat the fuck is happening 21:08:06
(:v okay time to flip za coincito 21:08:08
(( it's fine i'll give alpha dave some rum and let him have some time to cool of 21:08:39
(( all the braincells are going into the rp its fine 21:08:54
(IT CAME UP AS TAILS :V Kankri is going to be very mentally stable and not crashout over dying for the umpteenth time in Mario Kart 21:08:57
((the roxy horde grows 21:09:00
(he crying tho >:v 21:09:14
(( soon we will have enough of us to host the most epic of parties 21:09:22
((and they all kiss in the middle 21:09:49
(( yea 21:09:55
(( i just realized something 21:10:35
[color=#000000]~I'm not allowed to fracture. I [i]can't[/i] fracture. For all their sakes, I can't afford to do that. Even if I want to, even right now. Ugh. Alright. I need to go. His soul's all over the place and the last thing I want is for a Timebound to start glitching out.~ 21:10:46
(stop realizing things :v 21:10:51
(( this would be the second roxy she has been in contact with that did weird shit with lmao 21:10:56
(( it's fine i got one time bound accounted for 21:11:27
(( she made the boobs kiss with another roxy 21:11:37
[color=#000000]~Keep him safe. I need to talk to that one in particular.~ 21:11:50
(u-u you just had to realize 21:11:54
(the nips were making out :v 21:12:04
(( will do o7 21:12:06
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: Alternatively this would be the [i]worst[/i] sleep he'd had in sweeps if Kurloz and Meulin hadn't opted to make up for POISONING him. Their cold, soothing bodies enveloping his was begrudgingly working on him but that didn't stop him from having some absolutely dogshit dreams. Good god almighty, HELP. The smell of that primo grilled cheese would waft to his nose and he'd sniff, then sniff some more.. and groan as he rolled a little toward Meulin. "Mmmmnnghghh... IS IT BREAKFAST?" Despite the caps, his voice was low and tired. Quiet yell headass. 21:12:34
((god 21:13:25
(( i imagine karkat talking normally like someone who speaks a little louder. like when you're excited and your voice raises but you're not quite yelling? that level 21:13:35
(( fair 21:13:45
((yeah thats good 21:14:01
(( also meulin not being able to hear it anyway so she's like oh hey you woke up just from shifting 21:14:04
((im eating that 21:14:08
(nah bro woke up screaming and Meulin's like "your mouth opens crazy wide" 21:14:14
(( LMAO 21:14:21
(( smooching all of these characters on the forehead including eridan 21:14:22
((meulin: omg time to put more food in there 21:14:32
(( "he must be hungry, like a baby birds" 21:14:49
((wwait huh 21:16:24
((🧍♂️ 21:16:36
(( LMAO 21:16:47
(:v aint no HUH in sight, you're getting triple booty blasted buddy 21:16:55
(( she literally does assume that 21:16:57
((bro eridans ass can only handle so much please 21:17:08
(( she's like oh he woke up and he's got his mouth open, holds out grilled cheese 21:17:18
(ûvû nah, rearrange his guts, fellas. 21:17:34
((🧍♂️ 21:18:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] as the grill cheese was being devoured, she’d feel a shift next to her. She’d stop eating for a second to look over and see karkat had awoken from his nap too, she blinked a few times before nodding her head and with her free hand grabbing another grilled cheese and holding it out to him. No she is not shoving it in his mouth, she is handing it to him like a civilized troll this time, besides she’s only a little bit high right now. (=^ェ^=)(=^ェ^=)(=^ェ^=) 21:18:32
(( booty blasts eridan 21:18:48
((STOPPP 21:18:55
((im in the fucking rp swweating rn cause wwhat the hell am i supposed to do im getting ganged up on 21:19:27
((this aint fair 21:19:30
(( lmao 21:19:34
(( to be fair i wanted to booty blast him first 21:19:44
(( get ready fish boy youre not safe 21:19:51
((god 21:20:06
((the fish is gonna get split in twwo 21:20:20
((AGAIN 21:20:24
(( i dont know WHO its going to be but someone WILL eat the fish 21:20:31
(( in a different way ;) 21:20:34
(( >:3c 21:20:40
((i mean they technically both are 21:20:56
(>:v its JUST two Sollux's, Kankri got jumped by a clown and a cat, Eridan will be FINE 21:21:00
((gonna eat the fish i mean 21:21:02
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [good lord what is going on over there] 21:21:13
(( looks over at Vriska 21:21:18
((TWWO SOLLUXS AND YOU THINK ILL BE FINE?\ 21:21:19
(( spidertroll... 21:21:56
(( hold on i gotta roll 21:22:06
(yeah :v you'll be chill 21:22:11
(its just some laser dicc 21:22:18
(( it said vriska 21:22:33
(( LMAO? 21:22:38
((LASER DICK? 21:22:46
((HELP 21:22:49
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: "MMMMM... THANKS." He muttered as he took the grilled cheese. He slowly sit up next to her with a grunt before stretching out with one arm, and using his other to take a bite of that yummy grilled cheese. Then.. he tiredly leans onto her as he continues eating his breakfast. Yawn.. She is forgiven. For now. 21:22:51
(( picks up Vriska. girl, girl you're going to be released upon the general populace. 21:23:04
((oh no step-spider, im stuck 21:23:17
(( LMAO? 21:23:21
(( killing you 21:23:26
((bruh 21:23:35
((im sorry vriska was my first thirst 21:23:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] ::::) 21:23:46
(Vriskers >:u 21:23:49
((:uhhhh: 21:23:51
(( vriska finding out mindfang has a second dave strider 21:23:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] This version of her is certainly... something. )) 21:23:59
(( tweaks out 21:23:59
(Vriska crashing our 21:24:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] OH MY GOD SHE WOULD FUCKING TWEAK. )) 21:24:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.)) 21:24:19
((gee mindfang, how come hussie lets you have TWO daves 21:24:30
(( i don't know they said i was a hot milf in there area though i guess that counts 21:24:54
(( LMAO?! 21:26:05
(( Implying I'm the Huss. 21:26:16
(( Oh GOD. 21:26:19
(( no implying that dave would say that 21:26:26
(( both of them 21:26:29
(( hussie can pry them from her cold undead hands 21:26:57
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/70-vriska-serket-one-only-GBnoTjG][color=#005682]Vriska:[/color][/url] Ngl she would fucking tweak the fuck out, not just her stupid ass Dave but also his Alpha Variant. Absolute insanity. Why does she get the hot dilf director? 21:27:33
(Finders Keepers :v 21:28:46
(>:v Leavers Losers and Losers Weepers 21:29:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] after karkat has gotten his grilled cheese, she shall finish eating the one she had started, grabbing another one and starts to eat that one too. Her purrs get a little louder as it was delicious, once she finishes it. She will wait for karkat to get done, in the meantime she'll pull out her shipping journal and write in it. 21:29:46
(( lmao 21:29:54
(( when alpha dave wakes up he's gonna look for his katana and it's going to be across the room staring at him longingly 21:30:29
("you let someone else touch me, gang?" [color=#e60001]"N-No, its not what it looks like-"[/color] "brother, you're locked up and im stabbed into a random plank of would 50 feet away, i think its EXACTLY what it looks like" 21:32:14
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(:v ello 21:32:48
(( hello 21:32:51
((:0 21:32:55
(look what you did >:< 21:33:34
((bruh 21:33:41
(( the katana is in it's sheath chilling across the room nothing about stabbing into a plank 21:34:11
(( he was very respectful about the katana 21:34:23
(( she- 21:34:28
(( roxy please i know you want to make out 21:34:42
(( not yet 21:34:45
(Himfang 21:35:11
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: He's content to just start his day with one grilled cheese, if he's gonna eat more he'll do it when he's more awake.. He leans over again as he chomps it down, peeking at the journal as he eats the second half of his sandwich. Owo, what's this? 21:35:40
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [huh] 21:35:56
(( Himfang could fix me. 21:36:00
(:v nuh uh 21:36:17
HIMFANG 21:36:25
(( You're right, I'm beyond repair. 21:36:29
(( killing you all 21:36:38
(( B) 21:36:43
(( <3 21:36:47
((you cant get all of us 21:36:49
(but theu could fix ME tho, the nefarious things I'd do that blue- *Banned* 21:36:51
(( i will not lie to yall 21:36:58
(( LMAO?! 21:36:58
(( i have fucked a male mindfang as mindfang 21:37:06
(lie to me plz- 21:37:08
(( best 21:37:09
(( no 21:37:11
((oh worm? 21:37:16
(( OH THAT'S GLORIOUS 21:37:16
(( and i'd do it again 21:37:19
(( Ponders picking up Himfang... 21:37:35
(u-u i hate it here, everyone always selfcesting and all im trying to do is sit and eat fruit and be healthy- 21:37:47
(( it's funny because she fought him first 21:37:49
(( Himfang just big chilling. 21:37:59
(( yes 21:38:03
(( *Casually begins to collect references.* 21:38:17
(( he went by spinner which i thought was cute 21:38:19
((oh boy 21:38:33
(( He can be part of Ult Roxy's timeline. 21:38:47
(( i don't really play male characters much anymore so i just never picked him up 21:38:57
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [oho] 21:38:58
(( hell yea 21:39:00
(( *rubs my evil hands together* 21:39:04
(( giving you more ammo 21:39:10
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [what are u gona do, himfang. kiss me?] 21:39:16
(( to add to the selfcest party 21:39:17
(>:u y-... YOU KEEP THOSE VILLAINS OUT OF HERE 21:39:24
((bro just start the orgy stop edging me 21:39:33
((LMAODGD 21:39:39
(( Selfcest funny as fuck to me. You'd kiss the mirror bruh? Huh???? 21:39:39
(( LMAO 21:39:43
(( himfang lets makeout in front of kankri to piss him off 21:39:47
(Eridan about to be the orgy 21:39:56
(( eridan is about to be blasted 21:40:09
((that wwould require one more captor ill havve you knoww 21:40:11
(>:U DON'T DO THAT, HE WILL BE UPSET 21:40:15
(( well i mean roxy is going to make out with herself 21:40:28
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [ay its cool, let me tag in bro ill keep his spot warm] 21:40:35
(( unsure if kankri will see it but she's also not leaving the party 21:40:40
(( Himfang would make out with Mindfang, see that Kankri is upset, and then yank Kankri into it. 21:40:45
(( devious 21:40:58