ough 04:37:55
eepy 04:37:56
((i die 04:38:05
((nighty 04:38:30
(knightio :v 04:38:39
((ill reply when i wake if there are replies 04:38:46
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("if there are replies" pretending I dont have the response in my back pocket already :V 04:39:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] This shit just keeps getting fucking weirder and weirder. Fuck he [i]still[/i] doesn't even know where he is or what's going on. At this point he assumes he's just been dumped on some off-planet colony that somehow survived. Or maybe he's dead and doesn't know it. And this is some bullshit afterlife co-written by a bunch of sick pieces of shit. ((Hey what the fuck-)) ~He's not wrong though.~ Regardless of the where and how's of it all it doesn't change the fact that he's watching an alien from a hostile race cry. 04:39:50
[br]Dave's brows are raising up so high they might just be floating off into the goddamn atmosphere and smacking God in the g-string because what [i]is[/i] she saying right now-- and in that tone too. Hello? He doesn't know what to say to that first part but it seems like she has more to say. Stunned and blindsided, Strider's just staring at her. Dumbfounded. And his jaw might've gotten slack when she gets around to part two. A fucked up follow up to the already confusing first act. Around each other that much? She misses him? Hold on, [i]flushed[/i]-- Dave shoots his hands up in the air. Palms forward, hold on hold on slow the FUCK down. [color=#e00707]"whoa whoa whoa pause. pause. unpack that. you? you've got flushed feelings for [i]me[/i]? look, i think i'd remember banging a sexy alien lady. that'd be a core memory for me finding out what troll ass feels like on my dick."[/color] 04:40:07
(the most irreverent way possible of saying "timeout, run that by me again" 04:41:04
(( bruh said 'pause, rewind, what the fuck????' 04:41:47
(( LMAO 04:41:55
(( THAT WOULD BE A CORE MEMORY 04:43:09
(( I'M DYING 04:43:12
(( the funniest part is even though he's saying it out of confusion and lack of context it is totally going to stop her from crying because she just gets confused 04:44:31
(( "thank god because i can't fucking handle the crying." 04:44:59
(( lmao 04:45:11
(( "shit's got me about to break out in hives." 04:45:15
(( "and here i am without my epipen." 04:45:38
(( "i'm so cooked." 04:45:46
(( karkat being a wholesome idiot 04:46:17
(( his rizz is failing 04:46:37
(( but it's fine meulin has enough of that 04:46:46
(( Dave: idk itd work on me id fold 04:46:56
(( Alpha Dave: haha he's cute. i'm going to eat him in one bite. 04:47:32
(( Dave roblox ahh turn. 04:47:46
(( mindfang would actively tweak when she sees them both together next to each other at some point 04:48:15
(( LMAO-- 04:48:30
(( mindfang: actively starting to look nervous at both the daves 04:49:36
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(:v dad, tell them to stop fucking his sonbrother 04:50:06
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pipefan413: TALLY HO 04:50:42
(( when the daves look at Mindfang at the exact same time and smile at her (they smile similarly too) 04:50:59
(yosha. 04:50:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( (the smile is a threat) 04:51:18
pipefan413: ARE YOU ALL PRACTICING INTERCOURSE IN A CONSENSUAL AND SAFE MANNER? 04:51:37
(( mindfang: starts nervously shaking 04:51:38
(( yes dad 04:51:43
pipefan413: GOOD. 04:52:10
(dont fib to him >:v 04:52:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"don't know about you but i'm trying to get as freaky as possible in an unsafe manner with a dangerous lady." 04:53:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"like i need it to be downright strange i want her to scare me." 04:53:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"i love the kind of woman who could actually just fucking kill me." /ref 04:54:19
(( lmao 04:54:26
(( she would on request do not tempt her 04:54:40
(( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw&ab_channel=GianniMatragrano]Alpha Dave at Mindfang[/url] 04:55:45
pipefan413: IT HAS, AS THE YOUTHFUL VERNACULAR WOULD SAY, "VEEBS". 04:57:07
(( LMAO 04:57:25
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pipefan413: WHY NOT, YOUNG MAN? 05:05:45
(:v nevermind it is nothing 05:08:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] to be perfectly fair this is kind of embarrassing for her too, it’s not like she knows what the fuck is happening either, one minute she’s forcing her man asleep to keep him from losing his pan more so than before the next she enters a battle with who she assumes is the same one and thinks he’s absolutely pissed at her. Girl is going through a roller coaster of emotional damage right now, of course she’s gonna cry while lightly drinking. Speaking of which, she’s going to pick that bottle right back up and take another swig, setting it right back down where it was before. [br] [br] 05:13:07
[color=#005682] she’s been briefly looking away from him off and on, some of it is just embarrassment the other is mostly just feeling guilty having to do things for his benefit, not just once but twice. Her attention turned back at the strider, at first it took her a moment to register what he was actively saying. Everything soon becoming replaced with confusion once more, what is happening what the fuck is going on?!?! Her tears are no longer streaming down her face, as the questions he asked had stunned her. After regaining her thought process, she’d finally stammer out something. “I 8elieve i have flushed feelings for you, unless something happened to you that I am unaware of since I last saw you?” she’d go silent for a second after hearing him say he’d remember pailing her if they had done, causing a deep cerulean hue to wash over her face. [br] [br] 05:13:09
[color=#005682]She’d suddenly get up removing her cutlass from its sheath and tossing it away from the cell door he was in, walking over and leaning down and against the bars to get a better look at him. “Take off your glasses and show me your eyes Dave." The cerulean hue on her face took longer to dissipate possibly due to the alcohol. 05:13:17
(( safe 05:13:22
(never safe with Mindfang around, 05:14:01
(>:v she needs to be THWARTED in her VILLAINOUS actions 05:14:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( TAKING OFF THE CUTLASS AND COMING OVER TO TELL HIM TO TAKE OFF HIS SHADES AND SHOW HER HIS EYES HELP?????????????? 05:14:45
(( girl she literally yeeted that bitch 05:15:43
(( she did not want him to take it from her as an escape tool 05:15:59
(( this cutlass empty YEET 05:16:38
(Gamzee, getting his hands on it: [color=purple]"Equius, watch my sword swallowing act." 05:16:52
(( brother teleporting to her ship and into the brig just to steal her cutlass 05:17:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( "WHOA hold the fuck up i don't just flash my eyes at anyone we need to have a joint bank account, two and a half kids, a car and a house before i do some shit like that." 05:17:42
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(( lmao she's like i already know you have red eyes, just humor me and get it over with. 05:23:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] what he had just suggested was kinda funny, she understood he was trying his best with what he knew. The leijon had no problem taking the lead and starting anyway. She’d give him his answer first. (^･ω･^) < “WE DON’T N33D A MOVIE TO HOLD HANDS AND KISS.” she wasn’t going to rush him, though she did move her hand closest to his and grab it. Meulin is actively trying to go at a steady pace for him which is something that almost never happens with her, usually she would have ripped some article of clothing off and just gone for it. He better be grateful, she’s literally holding herself back from actively destroying his clothes and causing more emotional damage. 05:26:41
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pipefan413: I KNOW YOU THREE ARE ENGAGING IN THE CHICANERY OF YOUTH BUT PLEASE REMEMBER TO PARTAKE OF ORANGE SLICES, WATER, AND SO ON. 05:28:39
(( will do dad 05:28:57
(( refreshments are important 05:29:07
(i have been trying, they simply do not heed my warnings to sit outside and eat a fruit u-u 05:30:40
(( im gonna sleep 05:52:52
(( night 05:52:55
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(knightio :v 05:53:19
(damn u-u Kankri finna HATE having to give Mindfang any form of props later 05:54:59
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GG: anyone alive? 06:22:49
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pipefan413: GENTLEMEN. 07:32:51
pipefan413: I COME BEARING A QUANDRY. 07:33:06
pipefan413: IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW? 07:34:02
((huh 08:40:11
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pipefan413: I HOPE WE ARE ALL DOING WELL THIS FINE EVENING. 10:34:43
((but its 7 am 11:13:51
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pipefan413: EXACTLY. 11:58:43
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yaam 14:10:05
(( yaa boi 14:15:28
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[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: Gasp.. an Equius smile... this was all worth it, clearly. As Equius very gingerly took hold of his body and kept kissing him, his eyes lidded as he pressed his lips to theirs a couple times. Then his lips hover over theirs as he speaks lowly. "with all the motherfuckin shit that happened in the game.. you ever think there might be somethin that all up and weakens you?" He asked musingly while hugging himself against Equius' body. "like.. some motherfuckin ring that puts you down to mine." In this moment he wishes Equius had some way to snuggle him proper, but he'll just have to do it enough for both of them.[br][i][/i][br]His bare body is nestled against theirs as his lips now trail from theirs to their cheek, then their jawline as he noses in. 14:30:43
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[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [i dont think my rizz is failing, i think its working better than intended actually. help] 14:40:27
(( yep 14:40:52
(( the -1 rizz just making it better 14:41:28
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: "NO, I GUESS NOT. IT JUST FEELS SOMEHOW LESS AWKWARD IF THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE BACKGROUND." Not that Meulin would be able to hear it, anyway. It'd mostly be for him lmao. His eye flicks down at her hand as it grabbed his, then he chewed his lip gently in thought. His hand then held onto hers with intent, and gave her a welcoming squeeze. Then.. slowly he'd twine his fingers with hers while his eyes flicked back to her face, her lips, and.. he'd lean in to meet her for a gentle kiss. Altogether he was a little awkward about it, but most of his rom experience was from shitty movies. Who could blame him? 14:44:41
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((yknow i just realized u have disciple in your repertoire. what she doin :stare: 14:52:04
(( LMAO 14:52:38
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(( she's probably just chilling or banging signless lmao 14:53:53
(( i just always say she's being a freak 14:54:04
(( but either way she aint doing nothing really right now 14:54:49
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[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [s][my turn :standt:][/s] 14:59:00
(( disciple would 14:59:23
(( she thinks every kankri is an adorable mini signless 15:01:13
((ksjdhfh 15:02:48
((well if u are interested, we can do that uwu 15:03:16
(( also warning disciple likes to give 'gifts' 15:03:20
(( she will give him a dead animal 15:03:33
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [ur not gonna put a mouse in m-] 15:03:38
((omg 15:03:42
(( her signless is so used to it by now that he just accepts it 15:04:16
(( bones is her signless whose also pops in but mostly she does what she wants lmao 15:04:45
(( because we freaks 15:04:51
((not me reading that as whore instead of whose on first glance 15:05:50
(( but yea sure whenever you want i can bring another cat girl in and toss her onto kankri 15:05:56
(( yes whore signless LMAO 15:06:08
(( that shit fr funny 15:06:18
((lmao 15:06:25
[url=https://tenor.com/0KPB.gif]kankri turning around just to see disciple looming like a predator animal[/url] 15:07:20
(( LMAO 15:07:37
(( all my ancestors are tall as fuck she's 6'7 15:08:09
(( which is still considered short 15:08:27
(( for them at least 15:08:34
((i was about to say 15:08:37
((lmao 15:08:39
(( girl looming and he turns around she's got a dead bird in her mouth 15:09:09
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [what am i supposed to do with this] 15:09:35
(( drops it in his hand and smiles you eat it. 15:16:39
(( also how tall is your karkat 15:16:49
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((hmmmmmmm 15:19:28
((how tall is your meulin? 15:19:41
((im thinking of making karkat short 15:19:55
(( meulin is 5'7 15:23:19
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((maybe i make my karkat like 5'3 or 5'4 15:24:01
((short rage 15:24:04
(( my ass is short irl 5'2 15:24:14
(( lmoa 15:24:16
(( i understand his pain 15:24:21
(( alright dragging him back into her lap it is 15:24:35
((i dont :tiduslaugh: 15:28:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] thinking about it for a second, she would assume it would give him more comfort from the silence he can hear. She just is used to it now, frankly it wouldn’t be silent for long anyway. Seeing how nervous Karkat was acting was piquing her curiosity, she’s very much wondering if he’s ever actually gotten this far or not. Whatever the case, she’d feel him grab her hand back and give it a small squeeze only to entwine his fingers with hers. The leijon would entwine her fingers with his as well, as he leaned in to kiss her a light hue of olive would start to go across her face. This feels like one of her fanfics but she’s actually part of it and not watching from behind the scenes, what an interesting feeling. When he does kiss her, she’d lean into it. She knew he enjoyed a more romantic type feeling, it was actually really cute and working her up a little bit. Letting the kiss linger for just a little longer before pulling away, Without untangling their hand holding session or causing harm, she’d grab him by his sweat shirt and pull him directly into her lap this time facing her. Letting go of his shirt right after only to wrap her free arm around his waist for more stability, sudden rumbles of loud purrs would erupt from her. As she waited for his reaction and to see how he settled in her lap yet again. 15:29:31
(( girl just not saying anything just time to rizz 15:29:45
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((yurrr 15:34:24
(( karkat so pissed he can't reach the kitchen cabinets 15:34:32
(( buddy has to use a chair 15:34:38
((someone get the little man a stool 15:34:43
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [FUCK] 15:34:44
EQUIUS: Before he hears the second half of the question, the answers Equius starts forming in his head are things like his submissive tendencies and the rigid views he held about the hemospectrum. Then he realizes, oh, Gamzee's talking about physical weakness. For snuggling reasons. "D --> From what I've heard, my ancestor may have some gloves meant for such a purpose. The, er, Beforan version of him, at least. I'm unsure about the one from our side of the Scratch. Though if he's as skilled at archery as he's purported to be, he could have something similar" A magic ring would definitely be more convenient than a whole pair of gloves, with the trade-off that it's easier to misplace.[br] [br] As Gamzee's lips migrate down to his jaw, Equius tilts his head back a little to expose more of his neck. 15:34:47
((oh my god i didnt even know eq was alive 15:34:59
((hello 15:35:01
EQUIUS: ((barely. it's time for me to die of eepy 15:35:16
((real.. 15:35:23
((wwhat timezone are you in eq 15:35:30
EQUIUS: ((i'm somewhere in the us. my sleep schedule is just inconsistent 15:36:57
((even more real 15:37:02
((hmm 15:37:03
((wwell real 15:37:06
((stuck in a chat full of esters 15:37:23
((woe, est be upon ye 15:37:30
((est gang rise up 15:37:36
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((there he goes 15:38:07
((dead as hell 15:38:12
(( fair 15:38:21
(( my sleep schedule is awful too 15:38:35
((insomnia decided i wwas only going to get 2 hours of sleep so here i am 15:39:22
((tired sleeping more but got my ass handed to me 15:39:53
((*tried 15:39:59
(( i was woken up to be told the news 15:43:12
(( then i couldn't go back to eep 15:43:18
((oof rough 15:43:33
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: Damn she must write a lot of fanfics hiding in the walls, huh? Lmao. Meulin not hesitating to follow suit and entangle her fingers in his made his cheeks get red. Then they kissed.. His face got hotter as their lips pressed together, and he leaned into it a little more to give the gentle kiss more 'oomph'. An effort to make it less of a peck and more of a red embrace. His eyes lidded then shut during it, and when she pulled away his eyes cracked back open and he flashed a little smile-[br][i][/i][br]Then he got crabnapped again. He made a sound of exclamation as he got pulled right back into her lap, and it took him a second to properly react, but when he did he'd put his free arm around her. He'd hug into her, and nose against her cheek as she purred. This is getting really Gay:tm:. Smooch smooch.. 15:44:43
((the end lol 15:45:02
(( the gayest 15:47:41