MOM: omg so is that another me :0 20:19:14
MOM: thats so cool 20:19:19
[color=#000000]~Yes it is.~ 20:19:22
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: yeeeee 20:19:29
MOM: so liek 20:19:54
MOM: you know all the things i know 20:20:00
K!Terezi: TH3 WORLD 1S 4 B34UT1FUL TH1NG, TH4T TH3R3 C4N B3 TWO OF TH3 S4M3 P3RSON >:D 20:20:02
(( i should definitely draw Dirk shower selfie... 20:20:06
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: yea 20:20:07
MOM: thats soooo true kt 20:20:09
(( *casually opens up CSP* 20:20:27
((bruh 20:20:34
anonymous [??] joined chat. ~~ 1090 ~~ 20:20:51
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: so since we liek the same things do u think we should get free dinner n wine 20:20:54
MOM: uhhhhhhhhhh 20:21:04
MOM: yes!!! 20:21:05
((hello anon 20:21:21
pipefan413: HONEY I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 20:21:29
pipefan413: BOTH OF YOU. 20:21:30
[color=#000000]~I'll provide the dinner and wine for you. I know exactly what you like to drink, too.~ 20:21:39
anonymous [??] disconnected. 20:21:39
((lmao 20:21:43
(( they walked out 20:21:50
(( omg 20:21:52
((real 20:21:55
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: but its liek free dinner n wine :( 20:22:19
pipefan413: I SUPPOSE FROM AN ECONOMIC STANDPOINT THAT WOULD BE BENEFICIAL. 20:23:01
pipefan413: BUT YOU ARE FABULOUSLY WEALTHY ROXANNE. 20:23:10
pipefan413: IS THERE REALLY A NEED. 20:23:16
[color=#000000]~Even the wealthy love free things.~ 20:23:22
MOM: um yes?? 20:23:27
((food tastes better wen its free 20:23:31
[color=#000000]~I would know, I'm wealthy myself. But indeed, food tastes better when it's free.~ 20:23:42
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: just bc i have money doesnt mean free food isnt good 20:23:53
MOM: yeah what these people r saying 20:23:55
pipefan413: NO, I BELIEVE WE ARE DONE HERE. 20:24:46
pipefan413: THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE. 20:24:51
[color=#000000]~What evening this week works best for you all?~ 20:24:59
pipefan413: SEE YOU AGAIN HOPEFULLY NEVER. 20:25:01
Dad [pipefan413] disconnected. 20:25:03
[color=#000000]~Haha.~ 20:25:06
((help 20:25:10
[color=#000000]~Damn I was so close.~ 20:25:18
((chased off dad 20:25:20
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: ill still get free dinner 20:25:20
[color=#000000]~Oh absolutely.~ 20:25:31
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: pick me up whenever ;) 20:25:42
[color=#000000]~You got it babe.~ 20:25:53
(( HELP 20:26:06
(( LMAO 20:26:09
(( i can finally post 20:26:16
(( ye 20:26:20
(( without decapitation 20:26:21
((haha unless 20:26:34
(( killing you 20:27:01
(( ok posting now 20:27:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] her confusion continued to grow the longer she looked at the strider in front of her trying to compare the two in her thinkpan, it's not like she could put them side by side right now even if she wanted to, everything felt too fast and too slow at the same time. The pain she was feeling wasn’t being caused by open wounds, it was being caused by an internal struggle in the depths of her soul. A ship in a deadly sea storm capsizing and sinking slowly with almost no hope or light in sight. The words felt like knives piercing her in multiple places, just the malice alone was causing the pirate to almost want to give into the hurt and allow him to cull her right there and then. Then again if she allowed him to continue, he’d end up going on a culling spree or wreak havoc on other inhabitants living and dead. Her voice unchanged from its tone still with a hint of sweet to it. “That is alright, we may talk later when you are safe.” [br] [br] 20:27:17
[color=#005682] It was evident that he was going to strike again after disarming her, the strider taking the chance to harm her quickly. It had taken her a little longer to put him to sleep with how hard he had been fighting her, he did manage to get a cut on her right before he had finally passed out, though it was not enough to cause permanent damage or cause for concern right this second. Even if it had ripped her clothing and caused a little more cerulean blood to spill. She’d take the moment to check her wounds quickly and pick up her cutlass and sheath it, at first she had assumed he had disappeared. Then she’d look over after checking herself over and finally realize he is asleep on the ground clutching his katana, a small amount of panic washing over her as all the thoughts swirl in her think pan about what's going on. Then she’d finally take a deep breath in and slowly breathe out right after. She will keep telling herself this is fine for now. [br] [br] 20:27:19
:deadt: 20:27:22
[color=#005682] Now that she had calmed herself, realizing she had no idea how long he’d actually stay asleep. She wasn’t going to even try to wrestle the katana out of his hand, instead she’d bend over and grab his wrist and put it back in its sheath while he’s still gripping the handle. A little awkward but it’s good enough for her to do the next step, reaching over to carefully cradle him in her arms. This is probably the most awkward thing she has done in several sweeps oh well, can’t help it. Once he’s settled in her arms, off to her ship she goes. Which wasn’t that long of a walk, once standing in front of the rope ladder the serket would gently set the strider down and pry his hand off the now sheathed katana which took her a minute to actually due without harming him. Once his hand was free’d from the sword in it’s sheath, she’d take it off of him and loop it next to her own sword making sure it was secure so it wouldn’t fall off. [br] [br] 20:27:32
[color=#005682] Now that his sword is out of the way, the serket would pick the strider up once more, hoisting him over her shoulder like a sack of flour and hold him steady as she ascended the ladder, after making it to the top and finally standing on her deck. Her first thought was to bring him back to her chambers but with how destructive he had been all her stuff would probably be destroyed in an instant, walking towards the stairs and down them into a hallway, going into the brig area and finally setting him down gently in one of the cell beds. She’d walk out, shut the cell door and lock it. She’d move to place his katana quite far from the cells but in view, dragging a chair over and setting it close enough so he couldn’t grab her or her weapons and clothing. Before sitting down she’d walk out one more time and grab a bottle of high quality rum, coming right back and sitting in the chair. With a small sigh she’d drink and wait for him to soon wake up. Several tears streaming down her face as it’s been quite a day for her. 20:27:46
(( done also killing you 20:27:53
((oh thats what that means 20:27:59
((my bad 20:28:06
(( lmao 20:28:10
((holy 20:28:13
(( i was not lying 20:28:19
(( i like to write 20:28:23
(( and blab 20:28:26
(( this is not at my full power 20:28:36
((is there a character cap per message or something? 20:30:06
(( lets goooo 20:30:07
(( yeah ther eis 20:30:15
(( *there is 20:30:19
((damn 20:30:23
((its 1500 characters 20:30:27
((i did not know that 20:30:44
((including things like bbcode into total wword count too 20:30:49
(( db2 we are getting a good chunks worth of the bee movie script 20:30:49
(( so 20:30:51
(( its gonna give me more room to ramble 20:30:59
(( i used to do almost 6 para's per turn per rp depending on what was happening 20:31:47
(( evil laughing 20:31:52
((meanwwhile i struggle to wwrite one lol unless theres a lot going on 20:32:12
(( tbh i started off as script and then at one point i got lost in the sauce 20:33:05
(( my life is just like that 20:33:10
((waow 20:33:22
((im only able to write paras like that for the right rp 20:33:41
(( then again i used to main damara, meulin and kankri 20:34:21
((me too sata 20:34:40
(:v Kanboy Wonder gaming 20:34:42
(( you do not want to see me activate kankri mode 20:34:55
(i was cursed to write a lot the moment I picked up Karkat :V 20:34:59
((also i can do a lot of paragraphs for kankri but thats cause i sit there and nitpick/trigger wwarning evverything someone says 20:35:05
((ouuuu 20:35:24
(( i do that too but i am a menace down to the detail with him 20:35:26
(( i use all my braincells 20:35:41
((same 20:36:06
((i have one (1) brain cell 20:36:17
((as of rn im struggling wwith eridan lol 20:36:17
(just keep being mean :v 20:36:37
((i crave to rp... and yet, i dont know what i wamt 20:36:50
(:v anything 20:37:37
((i am but im trying so hard to not ollie out of the rp cause REALISTICALLY eridan wwouldvve wwalked awway from this situation he wwould not just sit there and keep taking it 20:37:41
((but i dont wwanna do that 20:37:47
((bites kankri 20:38:02
(( i know i just don't know what to do rn either 20:38:11
((i mean youre fine 20:38:32
(>:U IM JUST CRASHING OUT ON MARIO KART WHY YOU BITING HIM 20:38:46
((would anyone like one of my muses :0 20:38:49
((get cooked 20:38:52
((im just running out of things to say before i literally just type "eridans ignoring him" 20:38:57
(:v gay 20:39:06
((you could try kiko wwhen they appear sata :0 theyre open in all departments except mustard 20:39:44
((and theyre open to wwriting anyone 20:39:57
((ooo :0 20:39:59
((poggers 20:40:03
(( yee 20:40:05
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [equip ahab's... shoot me in the bg.. :darthkermit:] 20:40:22
((bruh 20:40:28
((if i take out my gun again its getting launched id like to keep it thanks 20:40:46
((lmao tru 20:40:52
(( also roxy is free too and meulin is still sleeping with karkat 20:41:00
((oh i forgor about that 20:41:09
(( the high gang sleeping 20:41:14
((roxy on roxy action 20:41:15
(( LMAO 20:41:18
(( she would at this rate 20:41:25
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [wanna practicr kissing lmoa] 20:41:29
((selfcest moment hehe 20:41:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] [fuck yea i do] 20:41:48
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [aw yiss] 20:41:59
(( roxy is not immune to thinking herself is hot 20:42:22
(( all versions 20:42:28
((unironically my first attempt at rp with him elsewhere ended up being selfcest :tiduslaugh: 20:43:11
(( LMAO 20:43:18
((what would u want to do with meulin since kurloz is dead :thonk: 20:44:18
((guys i think i need to fuck this cheesecake 20:44:48
(( i mean meulin is still probably a little high but not that badly, she can always apologize and chill 20:44:51
(( don't fuck the cheese cake 20:44:57
[color=#000000]~Strilondes are not immune to selfcest, this is true. Possibly a genetic thing.~ 20:45:02
(( eat the cheese cake 20:45:02
((i had a piece but man its so good 20:45:14
(( roxy will also do it with your version of herself dirk 20:45:20
((i need to make swweet lovvin to this cake 20:45:22
[color=#000000]~I'm literally right here for smooching Roxy goddamn.~ 20:45:39
(( fine she will smooch you too 20:45:47
(( she just doesn't want to make you uncomfortable damn 20:46:01
[color=#000000]~My Roxy's helping me contain Dave at the moment.~ 20:46:04
(( true 20:46:09
[color=#000000]~I think she'd like it here though.~ 20:46:19
(( then get your butt over here and make out with us 20:46:40
((me and the aldi cheesecake be like 20:46:53
(( LMAO 20:46:58
[color=#000000]~I'm [i]also[/i] helping with Dave. His emotions are all over the place. I'm trying to soothe him enough that he doesn't decide to pull a timestream slip on me.~ 20:47:37
(( understandable 20:47:47
(( smooching time later its fine 20:47:53
((would u prefer karkat or boy roxy, do u have an opinion :thonk: 20:47:59
[color=#000000]~Otherwise, I'd definitely spawn in to smooch whomever the fuck. Or several whomever the fucks at once.~ 20:48:17
(( i have no issues with either honestly lmao 20:48:20
(( which ever your more excited to rp 20:48:34
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [dresses up like a sexy halloween cat] 20:48:37
((hrmmmmm 20:48:40
(( hell yea two cats 20:48:45
[color=#000000]~Fuck I'm weak to cats.~ 20:48:49
[color=#000000]~Do NOT put a catboy in front of me.~ 20:49:02
(( wizard cat and sexy Halloween cat 20:49:02
((its a real toss up, we could conclude the karkat/meulin one or we could have roxy roxy kiss.. 20:49:13
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: [lmoa, like.. nya?] 20:49:24
[color=#000000]~I need him carnally.~ 20:49:38
(>:v better get the hell outta the main room with them smooches, the crab needs to concentrate on Mario Kart 20:49:51
(( hmmmmmm we can free karkat then make out 20:49:52
[color=#000000]~The crab isn't safe from me either.~ 20:50:08
(( dirk just horny on main 20:50:28
[url=https://tenor.com/k396Zt8GVuH.gif]dirk when catboy roxy:[/url] 20:50:30
(( at all times 20:50:31
((did i hear another orgy 20:50:59
[color=#000000]~Catboy Roxy getting abducted on the spot.~ 20:51:05
((im an orgy instigator 20:51:11
(( hey i was making out with him >:( 20:51:18
[color=#000000]~We can share.~ 20:51:27
(( ok 20:51:30
((okay if we're freeing karkat first, then who's next to post? we left off with them all going to sleep 20:51:57
(( i think you were last to post the snooze fest 20:52:21
[color=#000000]~Being the embodiment of pure Aspect is certainly... something. Especially when it overlaps with other Aspects. Blood being a major one.~ 20:52:28
(( so meulin could wake up first 20:52:29
((sounds good, if ur okay with that uwu 20:52:43
(( hell yea 20:52:47
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [wait wdym im not safe] 20:53:20
((evveryones gonna havve to get free from the bones scenelock 20:53:38
(>:u the crab is IRONED UP, he's uber safe, leave him to tweak out over Mario Kart as Pink Shy Guy in PEACE 20:53:46
[color=#000000]~... okay maybe not [i]you[/i], sorry. Like, I would probably kiss Karkat. It'd be hard NOT to kiss a Karkat. I can smell the potential. However. Conflict of interest. Kankri barely gets a pass.~ 20:54:40
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [im not sure if im relieves or offended] 20:54:59
[color=#000000]~Don't hold it against my brother, he's got issues and I'm trying to help him.~ 20:55:24
(:v help better 20:55:34
[color=#000000]~You know, if you could see what I'm dealing with you'd understand.~ 20:55:50
(( mindfang: do not let him cull himself 20:56:28
(( she's having a crisis 20:56:35
(:v nuh, im just built different, if it were ME, Dave would be uber healthy by now 20:56:47
[color=#000000]~Shut the fuck up.~ 20:57:04