Wednesday 11 June 2025

pipefan413: HOW LOW WE HAVE FALLEN. 03:53:17

(( bring dad some meat 03:53:17

(( sorry 03:53:19

((omg 03:53:24

(( he needs to grill 03:53:30

pipefan413: TO HAVE TO RESORT TO THE CIGARETTE. 03:53:32

pipefan413: THE EASY WAY, THE SUEZ CANAL. 03:53:45

((my dad smokes marlboro lights 03:53:48

(OKAY, OKAY ENOUGH *equips gun* Get in the paddy wagon 03:53:53

(( not the fucking suez canal omg 03:53:59

pipefan413: I WILL SEND HIM A PACK OF MARLBORO REDS AND HE WILL BE HAPPY WITH IT. 03:54:05

pipefan413: THEN AGAIN I AM ALSO SMOKING MARLBORO REDS AND NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. 03:54:25

((lmao 03:54:34

((trying to offload your shitty cigarettes i see 03:54:44

pipefan413: WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO? 03:54:49

pipefan413: IS HE ALSO A MAN OF BUSINESS? 03:54:55

pipefan413: I AM INDEED. 03:55:07

((he is a man of hard labor, rooftops is his game 03:55:10

((i havve some filtered camels if you wwant that 03:55:11

pipefan413: WHAT CRUEL FISH OF A MAN WOULD FILTER A CAMEL? 03:55:30

pipefan413: ROOFING IS MISERABLE WORK. 03:55:40

pipefan413: GOOD VIEWS THOUGH. 03:55:50

((i smoke camel 99s im sorry dad 03:56:20

(( i am so glad my cronus doesn't even look at cigarettes anymore 03:56:25

((it just comes wwith the filter 03:56:27

((so ive been told, he doesnt want me to roof like he does 03:56:31

pipefan413: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. 03:57:19

pipefan413: CAMEL 99'S. IN THIS HOUSEHOLD. 03:57:27

pipefan413: IN THIS DREAM BUBBLES MANSION. 03:57:34

pipefan413: I AM AGHAST. 03:57:39

((youre not the first person to tell me that 03:57:57

((wwhen i tell people i smoke camels they ask me if im okay 03:58:08

((the gas station i worked at i'd only ever have people buy the camel crushes 03:58:13

((camel crushes are mid imo 03:58:33

(Step away from the suspect >:u dont give them ANYTHING 03:58:38

(( camel by camel wait wrong thing 03:58:41

((only other cigarettes ivve smoked havve been american spirits 03:59:19

pipefan413: YOU'LL NEVER SOCIALLY DISTANCE ME, COPPER. 03:59:34

((aough 03:59:59

((i dont smoke but i kinda know cigarettes now because of that gas station job 04:00:21

((so real 04:00:28

((old people really want their death sticks 04:00:44

(>:U RESISTING? IN THIS DAY AND AGE? 04:01:00

(( i can't smoke i'd actually die 04:01:01

(( asthma 04:01:10

(( sorry dad can't live the pipe dream 04:01:24

((i also havve asthma i just dont care 04:01:26

((holden likes to live dangerously 04:01:55

((me too 04:02:04

((on the edge (of asphyxiation) 04:02:14

((omg hi bones 04:02:34

((hii 04:02:46

pipefan413: BONES OF THE CAROUSEL? 04:02:51

((me granting bones the gift of not one but 2 thc vvapes wwhen he came here 04:02:55

((so real 04:03:05

(( hiii 04:04:12

(( i miss getting high 04:04:24

((i nevver did get high today 04:04:39

(*throws lasso* That's it, yer comin with me >:v no more SHENANIGANS. Just BARS. 04:12:14

((DAD NOOOO 04:13:22

(>:V YES. P R I S O N. 04:14:03

[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: Did he just call him [i]sol[/i] fuck, shit, what is he going to do or say to that, he’s never been called sol by any eridan before in context. Okay captor, get your shit together, this is fine. Don’t be awkward, don’t say anything fucking stupid or you will lose everything. Damnit is it getting warmer, nah it’s fine you’re fine. He’d shift himself a little aswell, even if eridan wasn’t looking at him he’d end up doing something similar. Then he asked the question, fuck. Well shit he heard him, time to rip the bandaid. “ii wa2 hopiing you actually diid not hear that part of the rant but 2iince you brought iit up yea ii wa2 attemptiing two piitch fliirt wiith you, ii am apparently pretty 2hiitty at iit con2iideriing we ended up goiing two far a2 per u2ual.” he’s going to pretend he’s doing fine in the quadrant department which is a total fucking lie, considering aa fucked off and everyone else kind of just left him to his own devices. 04:17:45

((YOULL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS 04:18:52

(( someone get terezi we need a lawyer to get him out 04:19:37

(No freedom. Constantly pushing the trial back. He is contained until then :9 04:20:22

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(gay *with reverb* 04:49:17

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "ARADIA WAKE UP! SAVE US! KILL YOUR DANCESTOR! CLAIM YOUR HATCHRIGHT AS SOLE INHERITANT OF THE MEGIDO NAME-" 05:00:39

(omit :v 05:00:42

((rise, sheep with the biggest rack of all 05:01:36

(( the maiden with the biggest honkers of all the land rise 05:02:04

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [7175??? WH3R3] 05:02:54

((ayo? 05:03:00

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((dads back 06:04:31

pipefan413: WHY I OUGHTA 06:04:50

(is that a THREAT i hear? >:v oughta WHAT 06:08:38

pipefan413: ATTACA. ATTACA. KILL KANKRI. 06:09:47

(This is why you are behind bars :v no freedom. 06:10:34

pipefan413: YOU WOULD ARREST A MAN FOR THE SMALL MATTER OF MURDER? 06:12:35

pipefan413: WHAT HAS SOCIETY COME TO. 06:12:49

(I would arrest a man for the large matter of tea without a drop of sugar. 06:13:05

pipefan413: YOU BELIEVE ME TO BE A MAN? THEN LET ME ASK YOU THIS: WHAT IS A MAN IF NOT A SIMPLE PROXY OF SUGAR TO THE TEA? DEMERARA SUGAR IS BEST. 06:16:12

(:v... >:v too many words. In the hole with you. 06:17:55

pipefan413: PUT NINE SUGARS IN MY TEA WHEN YOU DARE FACE ME, FIEND. 06:18:18

pipefan413: I WILL GET OUT OF HERE. 06:18:27

pipefan413: I MUST. 06:18:29

pipefan413: FOR I HAVE A SON. 06:18:33

(You should of thought of them sooner :V perhaps I will throw the little RAPSCALLION in here as well. 06:19:00

pipefan413: WHO I HAVE TAUGHT TO ONLY ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE AFTER MARRIAGE, AS IS RIGHT . 06:19:07

(dont worry, they shall never be married :v 06:19:59

pipefan413: WHYEVER NOT? 06:20:25

(>:9 they shant live long enough to wed. 06:23:51

pipefan413: IS THAT A THREAT YOU RED-BLOODED DIATRIBE? 06:28:04

(I am not at liberty to divulge such information, Felon. Just sit there and think about what you've done :V 06:28:52

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(:v good evening twitter 06:39:58

(they didnt want any of that Damara smoke, i understand u-u 06:42:49

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] she couldn’t help but think how much it reminded her of when they were younger, just seeing the blush on his face was causing her to feel several confusing things. For now she’s going to keep it to herself. When he asked her a few questions she’d just answer honestly. “Yes, I do feel a lot more comfortable than I usually would, thank you for doing this with me! The water temperature is adequately warm enough for me, I hope it’s warm enough for your liking.” Now to break the news to him without causing more mayhem. She stayed quiet just for a little longer before finally clearing her throat. “There is one thing I forgot to mention, I am truly sorry for the inconvenience but well. I never really bathed myself either, it was always signless doing that for me. Though I would usually clean him as well, I can try doing so myself but I fear it will take longer than it should…” nailed it. 06:44:13

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((dads back 07:38:20

(( yippee 07:38:42

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((:0 07:40:11

GC: ((Lmao howdy yall. Whats goin on rn if anything 07:41:41

(( hello chaos is happening but i believe a lot of the chat is snoozing rn 07:42:02

((yeah i think so too but some of us are alivve 07:42:13

GC: ((I just came here because random search is hell rn and I figured what was the worst that could happen 07:44:03

((wwell theres a bunch of shit happening usually wwhen chat isnt sleep 07:44:20

(( so right now, damara is causing chaos with kankri while roxy watches in horror, disciple is taking a bath with a different kankri they are both being very awkward, sollux and eridan are having a very gay moment in a hallway, both cronus's were bitching at each other (also in the main area) 07:44:31

(( yea 07:44:33

GC: ((Oh fun fun 07:44:49

(( just a lot of random stupid things 07:45:29

(( also even if you don't fully rp here you're welcome to stay and lurk 07:46:22

GC: ((May lurk for a bit 07:46:59

((probably best to come back later then only cause chat is dead 😭 07:47:33

GC: ((Probably 07:48:03

GC: ((I may be back later then 07:48:29

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] "二人の間に少し時間を稼ぎたかったんですか？それともウィンドウショッピングをするタイプですか？私はブラインドを開けっぱなしにするタイプです。ずっと。" [br] [spoiler]"Were you trying to buy some time between you two? Or are you the type to window shop? I'm the type to keep my blinds open. Always."[br][sub]Translator's note: The 'you two' is innuendo, as it is intentionally unclear whether Damara means 'you two' as in her boobs and Roxy, or Roxy and Kankri. Fun![/sub] [/spoiler] [br] [br]As crude as it ever was candid, Damara stares Roxy down with some degree of pride on the subject of her breasts. Even if it was partially a bluff, and indeed, a shock gag, she was far from underabundantly chested. Gripping at the base of her mammaries, she gave her rumblespheres the rumble that justified their namesake. Goadingly pressuring them in cyclical circles, she lolled her tongue out, letting her eyelids drift to the midway point, cooingly mimicking kissy sounds. Something about the slick wetness always seemed to annoy Kankris of the past, so she made sure to involve a lot of pantomimed tongue. Perhaps it was a fetish among their dorky kind? Or maybe she enjoyed it too much on her end to give it much critically examined thought. Either way, she was savoring the intensity of her reign over the poor Vantas, obliterating all avenues of escape by obstructing him personally, and entertaining his entourage by flashing Roxy -- albeit fully clothed -- with her sumptuously sen 09:53:13

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((HIKO YOUR DAMARA POST GOT CUT OFF 15:01:10

((HIKOOOOO- 15:01:13

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: "Good- I'm.. glad that the water is working for both of us. Though, with no offense intended, I'm less worried about my own satisfaction with the quality and temperature than I am yours." He says, getting a little verbose as he does his damndest not to make eye contact with her FABULOUS RUMBLESPHERES. The shampoo he reached for was being carefully squirted into his hands and he was getting them soaped up when Disciple spoke again, and the revelation made his whole body stiffen up. "I.. have to..?-" Oh good heavens! Keep it UNDER CONTROL, Kankri! His face was red before but it was practically steaming now, and his jaw had dropped a little as his thinkpan went through a quick crash and reset. Windows 98 buffering sfx.[br][i][/i][br]"I... see. Am I to do just your hair or do you need me to bathe.. ALL of you?" Is he going to have to get handsy with this kitty? He hopes not. He might not be able to control his (mostly) latent biological impulses if that is to be the case. 15:35:46

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((goodness 19:13:58

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(("sumptuously sensational tits." Even though I was lied to by Dreambubble's preview, I'm less annoyed since it cut off less text. 19:40:21

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((oh lord 21:17:13

(( chat decided to kill itself with equius specifically today lmoa 21:20:22

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] well if he says he doesn’t care she’s not going to push that further. “Alright, I will take your word for it.” honestly even if he did make eye contact with her rumble spheres she wouldn’t really care all that much, she’d just assume he’s admiring her much like her mate usually does. Nothing wrong with that in her eyes. After a while of not looking directly at him, she finally would look over at his face only to see it had become a very bright hue of red. When he asked if he had to she’d just nod. Until he spoke again, asking if he had to bathe all of her. She’d think about it for a second then break the bad news a second time. “Well, yes, all of me… However I can also clean all of you too! If that helps.” no it does not help with the situation in fact it actively makes it sound worse. Goodjob disciple, causing more problems for the poor kankri. 21:55:58

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(RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! URRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHJH!!! 22:16:29

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((hiko gave me permission to put mituna into the scene somewhere 22:20:57

((though im not sure if i have time to do it while im on break 22:21:10

(( aight have at it when you want and that's all fair 22:21:20

((ill probably save that for after work just so mituna doesnt do one thing then gets stopped in time by an errant dave in the walls 22:21:43

(( fair lmao 22:22:25

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: "...I see. I had not planned on this." He said quietly. His soaped up hands lowered slightly as he shut his eyes, took a deep breath in before exhaling as he tries to steady himself. He then reopens his eyes with a slight lid to them, appraising her as he bites his lip subtly. "I am not experienced in touching others in any sort of manner; much less in a bathing scenario. I will, however, try my best in as respectful of a manner that I can muster without my poor bloodpumper exploding. Please inform me the second I overextend where my hands go." His face then twitches, almost an instinctual wince, before he speaks more. "I will do your hair first. Come closer and sit in front of me, with your back facing me, if you would."[br][i][/i][br]It's obvious he's terribly flustered, perhaps embarrassed, but the mention of his heart exploding might give away he finds her attractive. Good gog almighty, don't make it worse. 22:31:33

((back in the cage i go 22:35:39

(Now to respondeonez :v 22:49:40

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((dad.... 22:58:35

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(Criminal >:v 23:00:21

(( disciple about to make it worse 23:07:24

(( no hesitation :3 23:07:32

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "R9XY-" why would she say that!? That's so crass and inappropriate, even if it is true- NOT THAT KANKRI WAS SPARING A GLANCE ANY LOWER THAN DAMARA'S FACE, BUT HE CAN PRESUME IT IS NOT A LIE BASED OFF OF WHAT HE IS HOLDING! What does he even do with this thing? He very well can't drop it, that is disrespectful and the last thing he needs is for Damara to go from risque to rancorous. Kankri was stuck between a forest fire and a landslide; there was no clearly superior answer, which is further proven with Damara's words. He can't understand EVERYTHING she had just said, and even less so did he catch the innuendo, but where there was a barrier in language, it was more than shattered with body movements.[br] [br]The sounds and the way the maroonblooded Ram fondled about with herself only made the festering blush scald his own face even further- he can't even look at her face with how her tongue lulled and swayed around, "W-Well, let us put this talk 9f... [i]end9wments[/i] aside f9r the time 6eing and perhaps save such a discussi9n f9r a later time in a much m9re discrete envir9nment, if such a c9nversati9n [i]really[/i] piques y9ur interest that is, Damara." He clears his throat, shifting his gaze off of the irreverent schoolgirl and up toward the ceiling.[br] [br] 23:12:37

He's really out places to hide and run, it is best he just be upfront with Damara and see if he can get her to calm down before this slow burn of a choo-choo disaster crashes into the station. "何かご用でしょうか？It is rare that y9u ch9se t9 grace me with y9ur... c9mpani9nship.. what 6r9ught y9u 6y? Was it the party- I w9uld have 9ffered y9u an invitati9n 9f s9rts had I 6een privy t9 y9ur presence within this 6u66le. 9r is there a m9re... pers9nal matter y9u have s9ught me 9ut f9r?"[br] [br][spoiler]"Is there anything I can help you with?"[/spoiler] Anyone could criticize his accent all they liked, or his lack of fluency, but none could deny he was rather polite with his words, they flowed quite nicely with the common warmth found in his normal speaking voice. Though, that may come from he is being on an even higher degree of good behavior, as not to get dismembered by a telekinetic discharge. 23:12:42

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[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [H4H4 K4NKR1 W4N75 70 T4LK 80085 L473R3] 23:32:57

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(*gets on the phone* "Hell9, is this Mister Easter 6unny?" 23:37:46

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] knowing damn well he wasn’t planning it, she’s just going to hope and see what his next answer with a headtilt, hearing he wasn’t used to touching others was an odd statement but that’s fine. She’s not going to complain about it. Then she heard the part about his bloodpumper exploding, that caught her off guard for a second, taking a second to think only for a light hue of olive appearing on her face. It would dissipate just as fast as it appeared. “I do not think it matters if you’re experienced or not, I shall try to be calm and content to the best of my abilities.” she’d pause for a second to think about what she’s going to say to the last part before finally just blurting out with a smile. “You may touch me however you want and please, I will not stop you or complain.” Was she actively flirting with him, that’s up for him to decide ;3 [br] [br] “I need to do one thing quickly before i let you wash my hair.” she’d get up and pull several books and journals tossing them where it was dry for later. After that she’d turn around and check to make sure she doesn’t sit ontop of the poor man. Once she knows where to sit back down she’d do so facing away from him this time. “You may wash it whenever you want now.” She's content enough to sit still. 23:48:09

(( disciple making his life worse 23:48:16

(Girl what the fu- 23:58:42

Thursday 12 June 2025

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [time to play 'the erogenous zones are lava'] 00:09:52

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