(( i would like 0 or less children 05:27:53
(( that is all 05:27:58
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(( -2 children optional 05:28:14
((destroy them 05:28:19
(>:u y you HATING, kids are... idk :v okay I guess 05:30:22
(( i am not i just shouldn't have kids 05:30:49
(as long as it comes out nothing like me besides obviously being related physically, then its gucci 05:30:51
(( i just assume you are boy 05:31:10
(( i never asked 05:31:23
(>:v its because im so clever and handsome, i know i know 05:31:32
(( yes yes 05:31:38
(boy or girl, idc, but i guess to be even further away from being like me, a girl uvu 05:31:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "and how like a scum-sucking bottomfeeder like you to float through life worthlessly skirting right on by feigning complete and total indifference. do you have any idea how fucking pathetic that is? that's almost worse than feeling that way for real. pretending to be some hobbled over husk when you've got piss fuckall to be sad about. listen to yourself!!! no wonder everyone thinks you're the only one sad enough to take pity on you!" Sollux laughed, practically doubling over as he let his tongue loll out for a moment long enough to let the back of his throat spray wild little sears of sizzling electrical current straight through the ozone-flavored air. [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "you're a NOBODY, DIIRECTIIONLE22, AIIMLE22, wadiing THIIGH DEEP iin a pii22 pond of your own wettiing! ii've half a miind two 2lap a choker and a lea2h around your throat and yank you two your knee2 you're 2o lo2t! and wor2e than that, de2perate two be let by the 2ame no2e you turn up at everyone, becau2e you're a 2ad fuckiing 2ob 2tory that left out the part where anybody'2 2uppo2ed two feel bad for you! ii genuiinely can't beliieve a 2niiveliing 2ubmii22iive liike you 2urviived long enough two 2piill over liike thii2! 2eriiou2ly, 2ollux, get a load of thii2 guy! iit miight ju2t be the la2t one he ever let2 loo2e!" 05:32:19
[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: “he2 not wrong the logiic ii2 2ound and 2oliid, ii can’t really help or put much iinput becau2e you are ba2iically 2piit roa2tiing hiim iin the mo2t deviiou2 way ii could ever iimagiine. ii rate thii2 whole exchange fiive 2tar2 and would a2k for thii2 agaiin wiith no que2tiion2.” 05:35:49
(( so ur a girl and ive been calling you a dude this entire time 05:36:13
(( well shit handsome lady 05:36:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "hone2tly? ii have half a miind two haul off and do exactly that. can't manage iit on my own. but the be2t part about half a miind ii2 that two head2 are better than one. and ii'd love for you two be the deciidiing factor iin that two over two equatiion." 05:37:06
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(:v eridan's BUTT is about to be exploded 05:50:08
((leavve me and my butt alone 05:50:52
(uvu nuh. 05:51:01
(i am going :v to boink people with good arpee on search 05:54:07
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] “COD youre [i]STILL TALKING[/i]?? savve it for someone wwho CARES you sack of mustard rubbish” Eridan let out an exasperated groan, rolling his eyes at the continuous slights. As he rolled his eyes, the dull aching pain would shoot through his head again. Man Sollux really punched him hard. Clutching his head, he’d look to the Captor with a look of annoyance. “do you think you could wwrap this up im not interested in anymore a your childish squabblin” He lets go of his head, crossing his arms over his chest tightly, his cheeks tinting a soft violet as he heard the words leaving this man’s mouth. Maybe all this backtalk was an attempt to pitch black again? Who knows.[br] [br] 08:18:58
The seadweller took a couple steps towards the other Captor, his cape in tow as he walked before pointing an accusatory finger at the other, “if youre gonna keep barkin the wway you havve been for the last fivve minutes do it wwith someone wwho lacks so many pan cells that theyd be wwillin to listen to the likes a you” He huffs, his fins folding over. He was in no position to fend for himself if he was attacked. I mean what with a bloodied leg and a pain in his head from being punched square in the face. Eridan kept his eyes locked on the Sollux who had joined them before his eyes darted to the initial Sollux and then back to Sollux two. Spit roasting?? Who the hell do they think they’re talking about, certainly not him. He takes a step back, his face contorting into an expression of disdain. “i dont knoww wwho the hell youre talkin about spit roastin but i knoww you couldnt possibly be talkin about me unless this is your sorry excuse for pitchin a quadrant wwith me” 08:19:00
((and wwith that i explode 08:19:06
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EQUIUS: When Equius is just a little short of waist deep, he decides to pull off his tank top and stash it in his sylladex, rather than let it be drenched like his shorts. The sensation of wet cloth encasing his hips and thighs isn't the most pleasant, and he's slightly tempted to throw all caution to the wind and take them off too. But then someone might see. Someone other than the naked clown. So he'll just deal and try to put his mind off it by focusing on something else. He watches as Gamzee's paint dissolves away, clouds of pigment lingering momentarily in the surrounding water before dispersing. "D --> It was nice to see while it was still there" He looks over the now blank grey canvas that is Gamzee's skin for a bit, realizes he's probably staring too much at his body, and averts his gaze to the water further ahead. 12:24:39
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[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: "yeah, it was." He said in a wistful tone as he dragged a finger through the pigmented water, before it had faded completely. Then he turns his head to Equius and flashes a lopsided grin, and waded over to them to get closer. "heh. maybe you can HELP me with that LATER? painting alllll by myself takes a while. you make stuff, you think you could all up and think of an interesting DESIGN?" It's hard to tell if that was flirting or a genuine hang-out suggestion, but the right answer was both.. in his own way. "bet we could make me LOOK like a sick-ass robot with the right PAINT and hands." [br][i][/i][br]Now that they were in the water he didn't have to worry about Equius' sweat problem, and so as he speaks he lazily hangs off of them. One arm thrown around them as he rests his head on their shoulder, and his other hand moves to rest on their muscled abdomen. Either an angle from the side or from behind, depending on what Equius can tolerate. 15:15:01
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(EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING *splices the chat in half* 18:16:07
(( dying 18:17:28
(*Kamina Point* Believe in the luigi that believes in YOU 18:18:22
(( i ate food that wasn't good for me 18:19:08
(( on accident 18:19:19
(:v i heard >:v why would you trust seaweed 18:21:27
(( i didn't know there was seaweed in it 18:22:32
(( they used the weird language 18:22:38
(u-u them and their scientific ninja tools... well at least you know now :V 18:23:42
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] He looks so much like the Dave that Mindfang knows- it's downright eerie. Especially with the suit on. Even down to their scars to a degree, they align, almost like it's imprinted onto them. A history through bitter strife. For different reasons, but both through obligations imposed upon them both by others. By fate. By destiny. His accent, the same one Dave has, cuts through now when he speaks. Smoothly like butter but definitely fucking pissed off now. [color=#e00707]"we've got nothin' t'goddamn talk about. ain't a damn thing you can say t'me to change my mind."[/color][br] [br]He continues with the disarmament. The second he has enough of an opening he's flipping the angle of the sword in his palms in one motion. And aims to cut upward along her torso. She has mere moments to stop him. Dave's mind's equally as stubborn to break through like the other Strider, but just like him he can't [i]counter that[/i]. With an actual [i]growl[/i] leaving his throat he's stumbling back. [i]Not[/i] at all letting go of his sword. Like it's a lifeline. He can't relax his grip on it. It's all he has left. Even after he falls back and passes out his grip doesn't relax. Blade may as well be duck taped to his hand. Regardless. The Strider's been subdued for a time. 18:28:45
(( fortnite default dances over Alpha Daves body 18:29:10
[color=#000000]~Alright. I might've laughed.~ 18:29:31
(( LMAO- 18:29:40
(D O U B L E! [sub][i]GET GOING, TWICE![/i][/sub] Drive Safely! 18:29:56
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((🧍♂️ 18:39:23
(( hitting the griddy on hi sleeping body 18:47:39
(( mindfang just like surprised pikachu face he's asleep but not gone 18:49:24
((help? 18:49:54
(( :3c 18:53:10
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(( i gotta write a bunch of shit because yipppeeee rambling about bringing the strider to the brig 19:03:42
(( all good 19:04:04
(hmmmmmmmm heads or tails :V 19:05:26
(( also mindfang learning how painful it is not knowing what to do and how to deal with it because this time she can't look into the future whilst also having the time to come to terms with things 19:05:50
(( shes like damn i might be dead but these are hella new feelings 19:06:03
(( DAMN.... 19:06:16
(( MINDFANG BABYGIRL I'M SORRY ABOUT ALL THESE FUCKASS STRIDERS-- 19:06:48
(forced to lay there and struggle like a roach just clapped by raid 19:06:52
(( LMAO 19:06:57
(( she is a strong girlie she just is going to have to learn how to deal with it 19:07:36
(( with less violence which she is not use to at all 19:07:49
(( she went from i don't care originally to > fuck if he starts culling everyone i will be in trouble for it and also thats not very cash money 19:09:05
(( but also he's being really really angry at me so i might cry 19:09:31
(( poor girlie 19:09:35
(( fucked up he never thought trolls were capable of crying 19:13:06
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(( Alpha Dave: [color=#e00707]i'm so fucking confused holy shit what is [i]happening[/i]-- they can [i]cry[/i]? h'what--[/color] 19:14:13
(( brother passes out, wakes up in the brig and she's just sitting there drinking and kinda quietly crying 19:17:57
(( HELP- 19:18:27
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(( hello 19:18:48
((hello 19:18:48
(( nice 19:18:51
((heheheha 19:18:57
((lol? 19:19:15
((5 second rule 19:25:39
((drags anon into the abyss 19:25:47
((lol 19:26:50
((dead on impact 19:26:56
:feralpeta: 19:27:33
(( also mindfang not even gonna attempt to take the katana out of his hand just moving his arm and hand to sheath it even if its silly as fuck 19:27:36
(( she's like bruh i gotta go fast without getting even more stabbed thanks 19:27:55
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(( LMAO-- 19:30:27
(( she should definitely take it away from him after putting him in the brig because otherwise he WILL use it to break out. 19:30:52
(( slice through the fucking bars and ESCAPE 19:31:04
(( yea she will but getting to the ship is first 19:31:11
(( lmao 19:31:13
(( go my scarab... 19:31:30
(me, wielding the unbreakable katana as the ultimate can opener 19:34:35
(( alpha dave: i'm going to fucking nuke you what are you doing 19:35:21
(( dirk: ... opening this can of peaches with the katana-- 19:35:37
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((real 19:35:51
(( alpha dave: with my SWORD that i PASSED ON TO YOU? 19:36:04
(:v omg more roxy? Im in love 19:36:09
(( dirk: i dropped the can opener in the ocean... 19:36:24
[color=#000000]~HEY--~ 19:36:47
[color=#000000]~I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE.~ 19:36:54
(( :U never trust me 19:37:00
((mmm my cat said its snuggle time 19:38:56
((now ill never clean 19:39:06
(( you're cooked 19:39:14
(( you can never leave 19:39:20
(( welcome to hell 19:39:25
((:despairt: 19:39:28
[color=#000000]~Yeah. You're stuck here with this animal.~ 19:39:41
(( well thats not a nice way to refer to yourself Dirk 19:39:50
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[color=#000000]~I'm going to fucking GET you.~ 19:39:58
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((hello 19:40:13
[color=#000000]~Hello.~ 19:40:20
[color=#000000]~Come back. I swear I don't bite. (Much.)~ 19:41:05
((i do :feralpeta: 19:41:35
[color=#000000]~Promise?~ 19:41:48
((god 19:41:55
(( No flirting with the authors-- 19:41:58
((yes >:) 19:42:02
[color=#000000]~I do what I want.~ 19:42:06
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [Bites the floor] 19:42:40
(( bites you 19:43:06
[color=#000000]~I'd definitely kiss Boypeta. Matter of fact I think I'd smooch both versions.~ 19:43:19
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [screm] 19:43:22
(( >:U NO! *Grabbing a roll of newspaper* 19:43:43
[color=#000000]~What the fuck are you going to do with that?~ 19:43:52
(( :U . . . 19:43:57
((im free 19:44:06
(( >:U *Smacks you* 19:44:06
((my cat has left 19:44:14
[color=#000000]~Ow. Stop.~ 19:44:17
[color=#000000]~Stop it-- STOP.~ 19:44:22
(( :U I'm getting a spray bottle you need to be contained. 19:44:47
[color=#000000]~I'll fuck half this dream bubble population just to spite you.~ 19:45:05
((there is no containing it.. 19:45:11
(( DO NOT?! 19:45:18
(( DO NOT 19:45:21
(( WHAT 19:45:23
(( NO 19:45:25
[color=#000000]~You know what? I think I will.~ 19:45:34
(( OUGH. 19:45:40
((oh no dont fuck my muses aha :biteslip: 19:45:42
[color=#000000]~They're not safe from me.~ 19:46:01
(( ABSOLUTELY NOT. 19:46:14
[color=#000000]~My dick's taken me places most people wouldn't even go with a gun. I'll be fine. They're the ones who need to worry.~ 19:47:29
(( WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN HELP ME 19:47:37
[color=#000000]~It means I cannot be stopped.~ 19:47:50
((LMAO 19:47:55
(( DIRK NO. 19:48:16
(( FUCK NO. 19:48:22
[color=#000000]~Fuck yes.~ 19:48:26
((haha we're in dangee 19:49:32
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((DAD 19:50:18
pipefan413: HELLO. 19:50:20
pipefan413: GREETINGS GC. 19:50:55
((waow a terezi :0 19:50:59
((holy shit a terezi 19:51:02
GC: WH4T 1S HUM4N 3GB3RT D4D DO1NG H3R3? >:? 19:51:20
(( also hello 19:51:24
(( i am about to post a big post 19:51:35
((yay 19:51:40
pipefan413: I AM HERE BECAUSE I AM IN DIRE NEED OF FASHION ASSISTANCE. 19:51:46
((i wish i could post the dafoe gif for that 19:51:56
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(( what fashion do you need help with 19:52:33
pipefan413: A CAN OF SHAVING CREAM UNEXPECTEDLY BURST WHILE I WAS GOING THROUGH MY MORNING ROUTINE, SPLATTERING ONTO MY SHIRT IN THE PROCESS. 19:52:33
pipefan413: WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH THIS SITUATION. 19:52:41
((:0 19:52:45
GC: H4V3 YOU TR13D L1CK1NG TH3 SH4V1NG CR34M OFF OF YOUR SH1RT, HUM4N D4D? 19:53:40
(( remove the foam gently and then put it under cold running water 19:53:42
((eat it 19:53:49
((yes 19:53:51
(( then let it dry 19:53:52
[color=#000000]~Take off your shirt. And immediately rinse the area off with cold water as soon as possible. Yes.~ 19:54:02