((🧍♂️ 03:50:10
[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: “damn and ii thought ii wa2 fucked up, maybe ii’ve lo2t my ang2t or maybe ii ju2t 2topped giiviing a 2hiit 2omewhere down the liine. ii thiink aa wa2 riight ii am gettiing fuckiing 2oft iin my tiimeliine, ii2 iit all the take out or have ii ju2t lo2t my wiill two even iin2ult the fii2hdiick properly.”he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe age of 24 (in human years). 03:50:21
("SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM TRYING T9 DRIVE IN HERE Y9U PETULANT LITTLE GRU6S!" 03:50:41
((LOLK 03:51:37
(( causing one sollux a midlife crisis 03:52:27
(its just that one meme "careful spongebob, careful spongebob-" "SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP PATRICK" 03:52:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "ii don't thiink you're lo2iing your edge. you've ju2t 2pent the la2t eleven miinute2 hackiing away at thii2 2cumfuck lo2er wiith a wedgiie riidiing up agaiin2t hii2 2pankable a22. ii'm 2urprii2ed you diidn't target iit. the damn thiing look2 2wollen. or at lea2t bruii2ed. aww. diid your tu2hiie cu2hiion your fall, eriidan?" Sollux crudely clasped both his hands about one another, pantomiming making out with himself to unparalleled, and frankly disturbing accuracy, even offering a levitated 360-degree crackling psionic swirl to really drive home the contemptible insistence. "want me two kii22 iit two make iit better, lo2er?" 03:53:43
((help? 03:54:48
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] He leans back, briefly, conspiratorially cupping a hand to clandestinely whisper to the other Sollux. [sub]["cmon fucker that'2 our cue..."][/sub] [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] Ready or not, he bellowed out, expectant of another. "TWO BAD!!!" 03:55:16
(( LMAO 03:55:33
((i saw cute micro sollux art today. i'm emboldened to be a right bad bastard. 03:56:25
((bro said cmon if you dont do this wwith me wwere gonna look fuckin lame 03:56:39
[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: he’s just going to follow the other sollux to victory “TWO BAD!!!” 03:57:07
(( brother i have to type 03:57:13
(([color=#a1a100] "lock, and ii cannot 2tre22 thii2 enough, the fuck iin." 03:57:16
(( LMOA 03:57:19
(( only Ws taken today, not wws 03:57:37
((wwhat the fuck 03:57:44
((two damn bad 03:57:58
(( two damn bads 03:58:06
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(*ads'd with grenade launcher* Sin Detected. 04:07:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan was in no condition to defend his pride from the Captors, the dull aching pain that he had been trying to ignore this whole time resurfacing as he was being dogpiled with insults. Would that stop him though? Absolutely not. This was a dream, the worst thing that happens is he KOs on the beach. “i dont need the likes a you tellin me wwhat role i play in anything, maybe wwhen your filthy caste isnt reduced to glorified battery you can actually tell me wwhat i am or better yet maybe youll actually havve some use for once wwhen i gut you open ovver my next meal so shit stirrer or not at least i play a role in anythin wworth somethin the most you do is lounge around on that lousy glubbin husktop of yours wwriting strings of fuckin code that dont evven fuckin wwork” The seadweller huffed out, his fins folding over again as his face turned a deep shade of violet. This was a lot for him. Pitch or not. He puffed out his cheek, furrowing his brow as the onslaught continued before it happened. That stupid little two thing. Wow that was lame. “I cant evven do this anymore you guys are so glubbin lame” He was actively contemplating walking away with that stupid little bit they just did. 04:21:36
((there wwe are 04:21:40
((dialogue is so harrrddd 04:21:55
(its so easy :v observe 04:22:30
(( damn he's trying to leave 04:22:54
(running away??? From the fade??? Fuck his ass up, Jerry >:U 04:23:21
((bros bout to lol he doesnt havve to take this 04:23:44
(>:v He has to take all of it [s]up his ass[/s] 04:24:44
(( ok i'll get the front you get the back go go go 04:25:02
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((the xo 04:26:41
((combination front and backshots 04:26:49
((YO 04:26:52
(( LMAO 04:27:05
((YALL CANNOT DO THAT 04:27:08
((REF DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04:27:19
(( destroy his ass 04:27:20
((I get the back? <3 <3< <3 <3< 04:27:52
((Unironically it's a deal. He's done for. 04:27:58
((NO WWAY 04:28:11
("can't dont have my whistle, just gonna have to bear it both ways. Remember to relax your throat." 04:28:41
((bad romance is playing i havve to launch myself into the sun brb 04:28:58
(( lmao 04:29:02
(( i don't mind the front sharing is caring 04:29:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "you 2ee, 2ollux? you can't cure 2tupiid. iit'2 iin2ii2tent. determiined and dogged a2 a barkbea2t biitch iin iit2 biitten old way2. even a2 iit 2truggle2 two cliing two iirrelevant anciient a22 way2 of doiing thiing2, iit wiill fiight, triip over iit2elf, and 2pliit iit2 a22cheek2 parted and pre-lubriicated by the pii22 triickliing down the groiin regiion for the takiing. genuiinely, and ii cannot 2ay thii2 enough, no matter how much you regre22. you wiill never be a2 bad a2...that...thiing." Sollux cRACKED his neck. Then, shortly afterwards, he CRACKLED his psionics, a vibrant light of searing intensity cascading along his body, violently trickling and bowing off in searing spokes of intensity. [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [bgcolor=black][color=red]"let me put thii2 iin term2[bgcolor=white][color=blue] even a diit2y liittle fuckiing [/bgcolor][bgcolor=black]COCK2HEATHE liike you like you[/bgcolor] can put twogether wiithout help." [br] [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] "you lo2t. iin2tantly. maybe not two thii2 halfrate ver2iion of my2elf. but everywhere and everythiing el2e. look around you. the hemo2pectrum doe2n't mean fuckall here." 04:35:20
("Acksh9ally-" *flung like a dog toy* 04:36:09
((instaloss?? its jover.. 04:38:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] The apocalyptical stormcloud of shrouding electricity cloaks Sollux, fizzling around his fixated eyes, full of ire, and tightly compressed concentrated hate. His tongue slicked across his tooth with seamless haste, as he spat at the other, the sublimated wetness cooking in midair into a fizzling puff of smoke and evaporated steam he blew in a provocative fluff towards Eridan, staring him down in potent agitation. His rippling energies coalesced at the ends of his fingertips before he swatted them aside, blowing air through his nostrils as a snide little smarmy grin arrived at his lips. [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "you're outcla22ed. outmatched. and nobody ha2 two play niice or 2uck your mediiocre bulge who doe2n't want two. you've gone extiinct. becau2e everythiing you had, everythiing you were, wa2 reliiant on a 2y2tem that went tumbliing down the miinute your pumper called iit quiit2. now, you're ju2t every biitter 2omebody'2 biitch. whiich make2 you a nobody. 2o 2uck your teeth and biite your liip unle22 you want two be beaten back and broken iin, pal." 04:38:51
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(( would fuck myself no questions asked 04:41:04
(what the hell, man, I just sat down- 04:41:30
((huh 04:41:34
((i wasnt paying attention wat 04:41:40
((HAHAHA WHAT? 04:41:45
(( sollux post would fuck myself no questions asked 04:41:55
(( lmao 04:41:58
((Based. 04:42:06
((Look. I get to peep at funny micro art. My writing goes psycho mode. 04:42:19
((It's like clockwork. Industrial. 04:42:25
(( fair 04:42:31
(( my ass over here is like bruh i want that 04:42:49
(( in the horniest way 04:42:58
((I literally multimuse constantly lmao 04:43:09
(( i used to do it more than now but honestly i can't fucking keep up with it like i used to 04:44:01
((Well, @ me any time. 04:44:10
(( so i guestimate and hope and pray 04:44:11
rah 04:44:15
((I'm already in like. Half a dozen DMs for funsies. 04:44:19
(( that use to be me lmao 04:44:31
(( my ass fried 04:44:35
((Pfft, well, I'll remember you like Sollux for torment purposes. I like bullying friends of mine. 04:45:08
(( honestly i just like being torment 04:45:30
(( tormented 04:45:34
((Good to know. 04:45:45
(huh? ò_ô 04:45:49
((got another one 04:46:02
(( what do you mean huh i don't just like tormenting people i like being tormented too 04:46:09
((lol 04:46:20
(( i'm a freak without a leash 04:46:30
((couldnt be me 04:46:41
(( nobody is holding my leash right now 04:46:42
(( so i'm gonna go off 04:46:48
((anywway pal is crazy 04:46:49
((literally so are you. 04:47:29
((you are actively squirming and fleeing worlds over the thought of two Solluxes lmao 04:47:42
(( yes 04:47:49
((i wish i had rps like that :despairt: 04:47:55
((i used to be cracked on the sticks back when mxrp existed 04:48:06
(:v just find a Porrim and tweak out 04:48:11
(( same 04:48:13
((wwoww wwho said that guys 04:48:25
((mustvve been the wwind 04:48:29
((porrim... 04:48:42
((i'm literally nerfed right now because i could do so much more if i had unrestricted bbcode 04:48:42
((and if i didn't have size fetish i'd be fucking unstoppable. 04:48:52
((if bones werent DEAD :shakesfist: 04:48:53
((lol? 04:49:10
((fuck it be porrim 04:49:24
((Become the change you wanna see. 04:49:34
((Except Eridan. Eridan, don't change. Just cook up your response so you can be eaten alive. 04:49:46
(( if bones was on i wouldn't have to act horny on main to make sure everything is in balance 04:49:56
((help? 04:49:58
((There is no help. Only darkness for you. 04:50:09
((i wouldnt hack it lmao 04:50:12
((🧍♂️ 04:50:21
(( eridan is getting touched 04:50:30
(>:v touch him. have ZERO mercy. 04:50:50
((fish-feeled-ay 04:50:52
((help 04:50:57
((i literally have no mercy for anyone here. 04:51:04
(( good i want to be next 04:51:15
((i will write anyone and anything and become the sex samurai with one thousand notches above the bedpost. 04:51:27
(:v... >:v nuh. 04:52:04
((also i think wwe need a color change again i can barely tell the difference betwween you and sata 04:52:29
((one of you become darker NEOWW 04:52:37
((yeah i was thinking that lmao 04:52:41
((i havve to strain my eyes 04:53:07
((test 04:53:08
((oh now i looj like you 04:53:13
((bruh 04:53:15
((snorts 04:53:18
((aint no wway 04:53:19
(( LMAO 04:53:20
(( FUCKING LOSING IT SO FUNNY 04:53:29
((cackling 04:53:29
((Here. How's this? 04:53:42
((perfect 04:53:46
((This feels like a homebody color. 04:53:47
(( hell yea 04:53:52
(u-u everybody's brain turned smooth, i looked away for a second 04:53:54
((Hikicolormore-i. 04:53:56
((but noww sata change yo ass 04:53:57
(( look i am smooth brained 04:54:06
(( bf just said yes i am 04:54:13
(( i got approval 04:54:17
(uncreased smh 04:54:27
(( yea 04:54:34
((now im back to where i was 04:54:36
((lmao 04:54:39
(( hell yea 04:54:42
((listen im stupid AND perpetually bricked up 04:55:04
(Then remove your ribs and succ yourself :v consume your own nutrients 04:55:36
((no 04:55:47
(( all i can think about is the meme with the dudes ass out being sad and it's just naked gamzee in body paint 04:55:54
((yes :) 04:56:03
("everybody mean to me" he says after killing 3 people 04:56:17
(( yea 04:56:23
(( i won't lie my brain is turning off idk if it's because of the laughing or if i'm tired 04:57:29
(( but god i feelsmooth brained 04:57:38
(:v sounds like bedtime 04:57:48
(( but i'm drinking soda :( 04:57:58
((both 04:58:00
((be smooth 04:58:04
(b-b-b-but I didnt ask, crawl in the covers >:v 04:58:20
EQUIUS: Equius nods in agreement. The sea is rather beautiful, especially in full daylight. Though he's sure he'd appreciate the view even under a nighttime sky. He wades out into the shallows and shivers a little when the water meets his skin. "D --> It's fine. I haven't had enough prior e%perience with p001 toys to miss their absence, and I suspect I'd just 100k childish to on100kers if I played with them" God, he really needs to just chill out and let himself have fun. At least he was willing to play some Mario Kart. All the while, Equius kind of half eavesdrops on the other trolls on the beach, and some of the things he picks up gets him sweating. He hurries faster into the seawater. 04:58:21
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [everyone is so mean to me... throws it back] 04:58:41
(( LMAO 04:59:05
((i hate it here 04:59:11
(( you love it here 04:59:18
((you literally love it here 04:59:23
(( we are giving you erisol 04:59:33
(( in the worst and best way 04:59:42
(bros about to get double dicked down and he's crying 04:59:44
(( lmao 04:59:53
(Kankri is spinning out on Sky Garden, appreciate the dicking >:u 05:00:29
(( your next 05:00:43
(ó_ò huh- 05:01:36
(( you heard me 05:01:44
((lmao equius running from the gay thoughts 05:02:15
(( he really is 05:02:22
(( naked and afraid 05:02:36
((he isnt naked yet 05:02:43
((but he might be afraid 05:02:49
(( he's very close 05:02:50
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [prank em john, u already know] 05:03:11
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: "this feels real fuckin nice after being cooped up in that party for a minute." He'd finally comment after a minute of standing in the shallow water, and he'd flash Equius a little grin before wading in further. The salty sea surface creeps up him, from his shins to his knees.. then to his groin. Then he continues until half of himself is submerged, and he does a little dive! His body paint is coming off quickly now, and when he rises again there's barely any running off of him anymore. "mmm.. there it all goes. pretty fuckin proud of that one, oh well." There was no fake play at wearing clothing anymore, he was well and truly naked now. He raises his hands, running them through his wet hair. 05:10:51
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(everydody put yer hands up- put up put up- every body- put put up up :v 05:16:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan sighed despondently, maybe in some ways Sollux was right. There was no way he’d actually admit that, but he’d at least think it over. His eyes would wander again, finding their way back to the shoreline, he was absolutely over this whole conversation. “i can see that youre still just as annoyin in evvery conceivvable timeline and here i wwas pitching caliginous wwith this other vversion a you” He would find his gaze coming back to the other Sollux, his eyes half lidded in annoyance as he looked up at the other. “yknoww its fine its just like you to ruin your owwn chances wwith someone the likes of me im really not surprised about any a this” He shrugged uninterestedly, adjusting his glasses before continuing “i think youre really pushin it though wwith all this yammerin your doin expectin me to hear any of it” Eridan would close his eyes, running a hand through his hair to fix the disheveled state it had been in for most of this conversation. 05:17:12
((genuinely at a loss for wwords 05:17:18
((sorry this reply sucks 05:17:22
(:v it is a good reply, eridan rpers smile around the world 05:18:10
(or, you know, say "hmph, i suppose its somefin" cause snooty booty :v 05:18:39
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((my friend is telling me about his friends sister wwho is homewwrecking on a guys marriage 05:20:00
((he has twwo kids also 05:20:06
(:v good for him. >:v two sounds like a lot tho 05:21:11
(( damn 05:21:28
((bro hes cheating on his wwife 😭 05:21:38
((wwith some cowworker 05:21:43
(:v yeah. And? >:v fuck am [i]I[/i] gonna do about it? 05:22:03
((shit is crazy 05:22:14
("they're cheating" tell your friend to snitch, like why they letting it fly ò_ô 05:23:05
((hes not in contact wwith either of them hes just friends wwith their brother 05:23:41
((the wwife knowws also apparently 05:24:06
(then all is well :v so anyways, two is a lot of kids, me personally, I need a breathing period between children 05:25:22
(like one has to be like at least 7 before even considering trying for another one :v and then after we'll see how it goes 05:27:15