Tuesday 10 June 2025

(( i was so confused for the longest time 22:37:01

(( baby girl i'm so sorry 22:37:09

(oh huh, i didnt even notice :v 22:37:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] ((HUH??? HOW??? 22:37:30

((I APPROACHED YOU OOC. 22:37:36

((WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU [i]DIDN'T NOTICE.[/i] YOU ADDRESSED ME AS HIKI. 22:37:55

((🧍‍♂️🧍 22:38:01

((WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO DEPLOY THE CHAOTIC SITUATION, TWERPETTE??? 22:38:37

(( dude i changed my name in the chat thats what he's talking about what the fuck 22:39:30

(>:U NOT U, BEAN BURRITO, I AM TYPING THE MASSIVE RESPONSE 22:39:54

((lmfao 22:40:40

(( the gift exchange commences :D 22:41:03

(into the immediate hell >:v 22:41:15

[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] [Author’s note: I have not been aware of how long its been so fuck it we ball] “i guess so? listen the logistics of it dont matter. as for sleepin no i havvent really slept in this bubble wwhile ivve been here ivve just kind a been [i]here[/i]” Eridan really wasn’t aware of how long it had been in the bubble, I mean, for all he knew it could’ve been minutes or it could’ve been hours. Whatever. His eyes wandered over the floor for a couple more seconds before he turned to look up at the Captor looming over him, holy shit this guy was hard to look at when you’re sitting on the floor. “wwhat does it matter though wwhy do YOU of all trolls care about the physical state im in im sure you got some other cod forsaken thing to wwork on somewwhere FAR awway from me” Eridan rolled his eyes, looking back to the floor, letting his cape go and adjusting himself so his legs were out in front of him now rather than tucked into his chest. 22:50:35

((one more to go 22:51:09

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [WHY 15 5H3 50 M34N 8(] 22:51:23

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "9h, n9, d9 n9t feel as th9ugh y9u need t9 cease 9ffering me y9ur pleasantries, I w9uld never keep y9u fr9m d9ing s9 if y9u wish- just kn9w it is n9t an 96ligati9n at all! I appreciate it uhhh..." he offered her the bag he made for her whilst taking the bag of mock make-up and the one [i]actual[/i] lipstick. He eyed it all over, not sure whether this was supposed to be a sort of gag gift as part of an 'inside joke' they are sharing or if she believed him to want to.. gussy himself up in some way. He was still smiley, but questioningly try to discern what the present was all about. He could smell the cherry one despite it still being closed, it was certainly alluring, "..I 6elieve that I am at a l9ss- what exactly is all this f9r-" [font=arial black][i]What in the everlasting afterliving FUCK is this feeling-[/i][/font][br] [br]Someone new was here, and the vague blood tether with barbed pulsations that were caught by his Seer abilities told Kankri immediately who it was. [i]Oh no, oh no, did she know? Did she find out? HOW-[/i] just as the omen of Kankri's bright smile had foretold, a dark miasmic cloud was encroaching upon this party, and he was NOT prepared. The feverish red in his face almost immediately dissipated and his smile drooped back to a look of the mundane. If there were any doubts before, the heavy scent of a handheld mortar to the lungs was gracing the air and a thick, east beforan accent hit his ears. 22:59:04

Kankri looked a smidgen different given he was currently in a dressed down version of his costume for the party. A nice sleek, black long-sleeve to go with his RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS and still wearing his armored boots. He turns to look over, prayin that he was just having hallucinatons, but... there she was- THE DEMONESS! LA DIABLA! He shudders for a second, hearing his name as a part of her question- god, he's going to be sick. Should he just re-equip his costume so that he has some armored protection? Would she just blow him up with her mind if she saw him make a move to uncaptchalouge anything? Most likely- he is just going to stand still and hop she does not notice him and Roxy- MAYBE SHE WILL PRESUME HE IS KARKAT! YES! VERY GOOD! 22:59:07

(alllllllrighty. CHATROOM. Do with that as you will :V 22:59:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] Cronus looked taken aback, blinking at the slew of words that just came out of his other self’s mouth “wvovw hahaha. fair enough. really, thats totally fair. hurtful beyond my, or i guess OUR, ability to capture vwith language, but fair. listen though you didnt gotta tear me a nevw one chief, i just got here givwe me a little time to set in, ya knowv?” He crossed his arms before continuing, “thats a real tough guy act youre puttin on though. i gotta hand it to ya, coulda fooled me.” It was like he didn’t hear a single word of what the other had said, maybe it was for the best so as to not crush Cronus’ poor little ego. He shrugged, moving himself to actually sit on the couch this time. No sweatin it, not for this fish. 23:00:09

((oh i get to be silly noww 23:00:46

[color=#4AC925]ERISOLSPRITE:[color=#4AC925] A voice could be heard, ghostly in nature, but distant "holy 2hiit thii2 ii2 2tupiid" 23:03:24

((i need to compile refs 23:04:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] "カンクリ、一体何で金属製のコンドームを着けてるの？全身エロいプロテクターを着けた奴に犯されるのを期待してるの？フルメタル肛門科医。ハハハ！わか？だって、君は締まりが良いんだからおしり！" [br] [spoiler]"What's with the metallic condom, Kankri? Are you hoping to get fucked by someone in fullbody ero protection? Full Metal Proctologist! Hah! Get it? Because you've such a[/spoiler] [br] [spoiler]TIGHT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" [/spoiler] [br] [br]Damara missed this. Sincerely. There was a sparkle in her featurelessly devoid eyes, as she smeared the last smoldering ashes of her cigarette into her own horn, flicking it onto the ground and stomping its few remaining cinders into a floor-staining dark smear. If Kankri were there, little identifiably recognizable as a troll would have remained afterwards. She murderously vaulted forward, like a jilted ex, bending down to take a gander at his armor -- giving it a few affirmative knocks and tenuously testing little attenuating strikes. As though she were adjusting for some kind of pressure gauged torque, she instigated yet further misery, ever eager to live up to her namesake - as the demoness, la diabla blah blah blah blah blah, and all the other contemptible utterances that pigheaded self-righteous prig probably jumbled about in that imaginative little thinkpan of his. It was hilarious how often 23:09:40

[color=#9b060c] his cute little thinkpan was polluted by thoughts of her -- as pronounced as her lifespan was a critique of the way he carried himself. 23:10:14

[color=#9b060c] That, or a very crude satire of everything he alleged she was. 23:10:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] it’s good to know she doesn’t have to stop giving him gifts, usually her gifts consist of things that remind her of her friends. Mostly it is spontaneous. “idk i just enjoy given ppl gifts that remind me of them thats all dw i just enjoy sharin memories n stuff its all good” she will keep it in mind though, taking the bag and looking it over for a second its actually really cute, she is absolutely going to keep the bag. She’d take the paper out and just captchalogue it for now, peering into the bag. As he asked her exactly why she got him lipstick, she’d answer. “Well you seemed to enjoy the taste so i thought id give u some actual edible versions and one regular one just for fun it should match ur sweater i could wear it for u sometimes unless u wanna wear it idk i did not think it fully through tbh” noticing a new troll had entered and gotten very close to her new moirail, damara. Huh interesting turn of events. She’s a bit sad kankri’s mood shifted but she cannot blame him for it especially with how this damara is acting specifically. “well hi damara do u need somethin?” 23:16:02

[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] "何かお探しですか？何ですか？お使いですか？客室乗務員ですか？エア・カンクリをご利用いただきありがとうございます。こちらはホステスのロキシーです。お酒は唇が開くほど自由です！" [br] [br] [spoiler]"Are you looking for something? What is this to mean? Are you here to perform a (sexual) favor? Flight attendant? Thank you for choosing Air Kankri. This is your hostess, Roxy. Drink as freely as your lips can open!"[/spoiler] [br] [br]Being asked anything at all by the human seemed to amuse Damara to no end. She didn't stop inspecting Kankri with her feverishly vested interest, instead, fondling the metal with a renewed frenzy having correctly identified her as a person of interest to him. Not sure what, and, brutally uninterested in discerning it. Terrorizing the mutant would take precedent over cross-species quadrant flings in a heartbeat. And Kankri would experience many of those as his bloodpumper jumped into overdrive, nearly leaping out of his throat at the mere sight of this walking one-woman apocalypse. It was a vying, vile, cloying, and consistent agitation, entirely targeted at the poor sermon-giver. 23:21:13

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] His picture of bathtime would have probably been ten times easier if the disciple wasn’t so terrified of water, then again you can’t blame someone for having such a fear. Plus backing out would probably cause the leijon to actually start going into a full panic, nobody wants a massive naked feline troll destroying everything over fear. She’s trying really hard not to look at him right now, usually it’s not an issue actually it’s never been an issue considering communal bathing was just normal to her. As he spoke she’d instinctually look over at him before turning her head away again. “I am fine with that.” once she heard him get into the bath, she’d turn her head back to look at him and walk over, despite being the bigger and stronger troll in the situation. It was clear she was still a little fearful of even trying to get in the tub, holding her hand out. For now she seemed calm despite her bloodpusher racing and her eyes seeming to avoid looking directly at the bath. 23:22:43

((god if i werent working i'd want to see what damara would say to mituna 23:23:52

((lmao 23:23:53

((lmao 23:24:18

Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 23:26:16

(( [url=https://imgur.com/a/crime-against-nature-erisolsprite-LzjtSzz][color=#4AC925]ERISOLSPRITE:[/url][color=#4AC925] test 23:33:28

((good it wworks 23:33:40

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] [i]God-effing-damn it. WELL PLAYED, PARADOX SPACE![/i] This is why he can't have nice things. He hadn't gotten much of his costume back on to himself, just the armored plating for his legs up to his waist, but what did it matter when she was just prodding at it to ascertain its toughness? The iron armor with a crustacean themed crust glazing over it seemed quite sturdy, making little tinking and thunking sounds as the Ram knocked at it. [i]What should he do? He can't simply push her away or whatever- he is NOT opening that can of physicality worms.[/i] Not to mention, Kankri did not wish to cause Roxy any strife just because of whatever Damara's little game for the time being is, it is best to stay calm and talk as if everything is fine.[br] [br]His mouth opened, shutting swiftly to clear his throat before he began to speak, eastern beforan falling from his mouth in a rather amateurish accent- he needed to work on it, "こんにちは、ダマラ。なんて... 驚きでしょう。"[br] [br][spoiler]"Greetings, Damara. What a... surprise."[/spoiler][br]His verbiage and tone was rather polite, but still, a rather poor accent nonetheless, "Ummm, R9xy, have y9u met Damara 6ef9re?" 23:35:31

(Gayrasolsprite ûvû 23:35:54

((an abomination 23:36:06

(( roxy peers into her gift nat 1 she sees nothing for now 23:36:51

(( try again later 23:36:59

("i gifted you your aspect. Not piss nor shit." 23:37:40

(( LMAO 23:37:49

((fuckin lol? 23:39:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] "君の弱虫でクソみたいな男の子みたいなアクセントは耳障りだよ。もう少し言葉を強調して話してくれないか？" [br] [spoiler]"Your sissy little fuckboy accent is annoying me, could you please emphasize your words a bit more?" [/spoiler] [br] [br]The critique was about as insincere as they come, and her snide, sniveling grin was accompanied only by two hands that clasped about one another to do a perfunctory curtsy at being introduced to Roxy. After all, knowing who knows Kankri means knowing new and unforeseen means of getting under the poor sweater-foreskin-wrapped dweeb's skin. With one leg pressed in front of the other, teetering ever so slightly forward, she moved with a flowy sort of gait, right in front of Kankri, before leaning back into him, sprawled along the length of his body, expectantly forcing him to act as living leverage. A suitable wall to be pressed up against as she flattened out her skirt, and swatted his inner thighs a few times with the draping fabric of her school-inappropriate-girl campus-non-compliant short skirt. It wasn't quite touching him. But it still made her presence and her ability to touch him known. Less than a microaggression, but certainly more than nothing. It was an infinitesimaggression. A microbial slight. An onramp to infinitely further inciting and aggression, and all with the hem of her skirtline...and of course, her back pressed against his upper torso as though a human coatrack or countertop. 23:41:55

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she’d decide to captchalogue her gift for now as it seemed her attention is now elsewhere that being the new arrival messing with kankri’s armor. “i dont really speak japanese or i think its east alternian but i have met a damara before i wont go into too many details i dont think u both would enjoy that though its kinda cool u know a lil bit of it kankri” only for damara to now be all up in kankri’s area, she’d move back a little bit to give damara more room as honestly she had no idea how to deal with this situation unfolding in front of her. 23:46:49

[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] Roxy's surrender of territory is handled surprisingly well, with the tiniest little twitch of a grin furthered along Kankri's face. Yes. Forfeit. Withdraw. Let the battlefield be rife with Kankri's contorted spasms and variously positioned bodies. 23:48:30

((im picturing kankri trying to dodge damara like karkat with the pail 23:52:55

((lmfao 23:56:32

Wednesday 11 June 2025

(( lmao 00:02:30

(( roxy being physically there she doesn't want to provoke damara anymore than she has to plus if she feels like its getting bad she could always drag cronus in to deal with it despite him not wanting to leave his sheepie lmao 00:04:16

(( plus gotta reply to other stuffs rq 00:07:49

((arr arrr arrr :V 00:08:27

([color=#ff90ee]"Cronus do something!" [color=#6a006a]"VWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN DO SOMETHING? DO YOU SEE THAT [i]SUPERVILLAIN[/i]? WE SHOULD JUST CUT OUR LOSSES AND PRAY HE IS NOT TURNED INTO A SEAFOOD BOIL!" 00:09:45

(( roxy: cronus fix this now [br] [br]cronus: wait why me i already got killed by one damara?!? 00:12:02

((other cronus wwatching all this happen like "wwoww im sure glad this isnt my problem" 00:13:24

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He was unfazed by her scathing criticism of his accent, moreso mentally preoccupied with 1. [i]Damara was here to put him a torture chamber over Aradia[/i] or simply just to heckle upon for the "love of the game" as some would say and 2. Making sure Roxy was okay. Only priorities in his mind, his head turned toward Roxy, "9h, thank y9u. I have 6een w9rking at f9r a 6it and, well, it is n9thing t99 grand just yet. I am far fr9m the pr9ficiency I w9uld wish t9 6e-" [i]HEY THERE, PHYSICAL CONTACT, DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE INVITED TO THIS EXCHANGE OF TEMPERATE TESTING![/i] Kankri grimaced slightly feeling her body press into his, even if he had the armored legwear, the little idle flits of her skirt's fabric making a quiet tap to it did little to stow his agitation. He shifted a bit behind her, not wishing to push or slip away and cause her to fall, but he was managing to misalign their bodies so that the redblood would be less directly within this [i]vixen's[/i] sprawling path.[br] [br]"元-元気ですか？ Have y9u 6een well, Damara? I have n9t seen y9u since- errmm... well, y9u kn9w. I still have n9t g9tten t9 ap9l9gize t9 y9ur f9r that instance 9f irritati9n that came 9ver me- 9h, um... h9w has the scarf 6een treating y9u? N9t that I am pressed t9 have it returned, I am sure P9rrim w9uld n9t mind 9ne way 9r the 9ther as l9ng as it is appreciated and seen use?"[br] [br][spoiler]"H-How are you?"[/spoiler] 00:13:41

[br]Even now, his [i]Sight[/i] could not distinguish different instances of his friends, so he has presumed that this is the very same Damara he had a bonfire with her and Kurloz with. A rookie mistake, but one he has to make if only for the sake of knowledge gathering WITHOUT [i]Peering[/i] into her bonds to see how things have gone for her. Kankri isn't stupid enough to think she wouldn't notice him using one of his god abilities, so he elects not to get turned to paste and leaves well enough alone. 00:13:43

(The Blowjob Brothers let Kankri burn in hell, fake bros 00:14:25

[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: He’s trying to piece everything together like a piece of missing code, trying to figure out if eridan has been stuck here for an indefinite amount of time. That would honestly suck. “yea 2ure, ii wiill drop that part. anyway 2o you havent 2lept for who know2 how long and have been here iindefiiniitely, that fuckiing 2uck2 even for you.” he’s not even going to try and sugar coat anything with eridan as it did not really matter eitherway eridan was always a prick no matter what the context. Letting out a small grumble as eridan complained when he was genuinely concerned, look sollux might hate him but he’s not evil or wishes death upon him in every waking moment. Dude has other priorities than constantly hating on eridan. “wow okay fuckiing cull me for wantiing two check on you and two be perfectly clear, ii diid have 2hiit two do but ii’m locked out of my pc becau2e ii bla2ted a hole iin roxy’2 ba2ement wall due two our 2tupiid a2 2hiit fiight. but yea fuck me for beiing concerned even iif ii diid have 2hiit two do! god forbiid ii check on 2omeone who ii have iinve2ted tiime and effort iin.” he puts his hands up in the air for dramatic effect, then lowers them back and crosses his arms. 00:31:14

(( yall i'm desperately trying to eat this dairyqueen but the brownie is rock solid cus it was in the freezer 00:34:44

(( also trying to reply 00:34:49

(( while battling this icecream 00:34:58

(it is no rush :V 00:35:43

(( flimsy ass spoon 00:36:09

((rough shit 00:36:52

(( fuck it i'm pouring this shit into a bowl and eating it with a normal spoon 00:37:29

(BUT THE PRINCIPLE- 00:37:50

(( too bad it was mostly brownie 00:39:44

(( rock hard brownie 00:39:49

(U◡U...... 00:43:19

((oh itll be rock hard alright 00:46:16

(You shut the fuck up before we strap Eridan to the Sollux Prolapser 2222 00:47:03

((help? 00:48:18

(( wait what did sollux do 00:48:35

(Sollux is DOING the prolapsing- he IS the Prolapsanator >:V 00:49:23

(( oh 00:49:28

(( i did not have reading comprehension for two seconds 00:49:51

(( i finished my brownie 00:50:09

(( and icecream 00:50:13

(( it is time 00:50:16

((hemipeen moment 00:50:46

((anywway 00:50:48

((lemme reply 00:50:54

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [L173R4LLY M3] 00:55:36

(he said "HURR DEI HURRURR" 00:56:12

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [7H475 0FF3N51V3, 1M 73LL1GN] 00:58:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] ugh this guy who also happens to be him, yes he in fact did have to tear himself a new one to get the point across. Considering he loves to pretend he’s not listening at all and just internalizes it for later selfloathing and ammo against others to make himself feel better. Whatever he’s going to just let his alternate figure out everything on his own. “funny because vwe both knowv vwe need a tongue lashing for all the shit vwe put evweryone and ourselvwes through but i’ll drop it for nowv, sure yea time its all vwe havwe here ill let it sink in, come back to me vwhen you havwe finally figured it out.”he’s going to try and drop it for now, even with the tough guy comment. “you are not the first and last wversion of me to make that statement, but yea go on make an ass of us for the millionth time. i’ll vwatch.” letting out a small sigh, turning his head from the other cronus, also trying to ignore the fact a new and even more volatile version of damara is around and causing drama. 01:01:40

((im FREE 01:11:42

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [time to go crazy] 01:11:53

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She isn’t going to try and fight with damara, being physically here means she could die and despite being godtier if she fucks up it could be perminant. She’s not really sure how to go about this for now, just trying to converse with both of them if she can “thats p cool even if ur a novice also i have been practicing signlanguage so i can communicate better with meulin an kurloz well its close enough to what they are doin i think” watching damara getting lewd with kankri was kind of offputting. But she’s not going to say or do anything unless shit hits the fan or something. She’s thinking of ways to help right now, coming up with a handful of scenarios and none of them seem to be working. Well she has two ideas right now, but she isn’t sure if either would work, worse case she just causes an even bigger mess and hopes it works out. 01:12:20

(( freedom for the sata 01:12:27

((yipppieeee 01:13:15

((who wants tuna >8) 01:19:33

((i prefer salmon 01:21:17

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [PR3F3RR D33Z] 01:24:31

(*gets on the phone* 01:25:43

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [8U7 17 W45N7 7H47 84D 8(] 01:26:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] “yeah i havvent slept for a wwhile and it [i]does[/i] suck” Eridan scowled slightly, his body was definitely tired, but he didn’t even really think to sleep with all the shit that’s been happening to him in the span of time that he’s been here. His gaze would trail back up to Sollux, eyes meeting with that all too familiar duotone that he had seen so many times before. God can this guy shut up. “howws that my problem exactly? im not the one wwho decided he needed to shoot fuckin eye lasers in some petty attempt to cull me, dream or not and you dont havve to pretend to care i mean since wwhen the HELL did you evver givve a single glubbin damn about me” Eridan was raising his voice, I mean, how are you supposed to receive the information that the guy who’s hated you for so long suddenly cares and not be at least a little bit surprised? You really can’t. He snapped his neck back quickly to look back down at his legs in front of him, craning his neck was getting exhausting, but it was also a really shit attempt to cover up the fact that he had blushed even mildly from the care he was being shown. 01:28:37

((say goodbye to your 12th perigees evve shitlips 01:28:51

(:v huh? 01:30:43

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [weeps] 01:33:13

(MY SHINY TEETH THAT TWINKLLLLEEEEEE JUST LIKE STARS IN SPAAAAAAAACE 01:33:34

(the gang's all here :V 01:41:59

(ò_ó shut yo hating ass up. 01:43:28

centaursTesticle [EQUIUS] joined chat. ~~ 1032 ~~ 01:53:48

(Equius boi me BOB 01:54:48

((back again 01:55:14

[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: really he’s not been sleeping this entire time, no wonder he’s extra pissy. Who knows how long the ampora has been functioning without actual fucking sleep. God does he say something about it or just leave it alone for now, he isn’t sure he’s never had a real meaningful conversation with this asshole in the entirety he’s ever known him. His thoughts were interrupted by the new subject matter. This is becoming annoying really fast especially with eridan now raising his voice. “am ii al2o now not allowed two biitch about the fiight we both partiiciipated iin, e2peciially one that cau2ed ii22ue2 iin my wakiing liife. wow okay, fiir2t of all ii am allowed two care about whoever the fuck ii want when ii want and 2econd of all do you thiink ii would ju2t let 2omeone ii have been fliirtiing wiith diie of an iinjury ii cau2ed for no fuckiing rea2on. of cour2e ii fuckiing care a22hole e2peciially iif you weren’t a2leep!” he had also started raising his voice near the end of his spiel not realizing how heated he had gotten trying to explain his actions which frankly was kind of stupid and he shouldn’t have just outright said that. It had taken him a minute to calm himself. 01:56:16

(BW A AHHHHH P O O K E EH EEEE 01:57:48

(( you ok 01:57:58

(yosha :V 02:01:48

[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] “bitch all you wwant i really dont care about the semantics a you blowwin a hole in a wwall in the wwaking wworld it doesnt concern me you can blame me all you wwant for that but im not the one wwho started the fight” He didn’t change his gaze, his cheeks flushing a deeper violet at the mention of flirting. Oh lord. Gripping his cape again he continued, “can you fuckin sit dowwn im tired a cranin my neck just to look at you” He was acting like he hadn’t heard what the Captor said, his thoughts racing, not in a negative way though. He was excited, giddy even that they were getting somewhere. It wasn’t like he hadn’t gotten any considering his little escapade with Karkat, but that was just the one time and he hadn’t seen him since. 02:20:27

Hikikomori (Rose / tUMUt / Damara / Dave) [] joined chat. ~~ 980 ~~ 03:02:05

(:v the torment continues 03:03:32

((breathes 03:06:22

((i died for a minute 03:06:27

((but i return and wantrp 03:06:38

[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: he’s not going to admit he started the fight in the first place at least right now, knowing full well he had a chance to walk away the entire time. “yea ii can 2ee that and hear that pretty fuckiing clearly, fiine whatever iill 2top biitchiing about my wakiing liife riight now.” It doesn’t matter anymore anyway, it’s done and over with. It was starting to sink in that he had admitted to flirting, fuck why did he say that outloud. A tinge of yellow on his face forming the more he’s thinking about it, damn it not right now. Usually he wouldn’t have sat down out of spite but he did not feel the need to argue about this particular thing right now. “ii wa2 tiired of 2tandiing around anyway.”After that he’d move to sit down next to the ampora, slightly grumbling to himself about god knows what for a little bit as he is now feeling awkward about it as he has only ever really been in red quadrants. 03:06:55

(( welcome back 03:07:00

((yes wweba 03:08:51

((thabk u 03:09:46

[url=https://imgur.com/a/JYW5PBu][u][color=#6a0105]DAMARA:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#9b060c] "スカーフ？何か親密な衣服交換でも期待してるの？カンクリ、この悪い子め。コールガールに頼め！痕跡を残さないように、このおかしな偽善者め！" [br] [spoiler]"A scarf? Are you expecting some intimate exchange of clothes? Kankri, you naughty boy. Get a call girl! Leave no trace, you silly hypocrite!" [/spoiler] [br] [br] She did, after all, fashion herself a princess, even if she exhibited none of the traits of one. Such was the plight of every Witch, to crave the gilded tower over the bogs and swamps of incompetent imbecile friends and their omnidirectional philandering feelings that never seemed to last. Mimicking the act of dispensing of a token favor, she reached into her undershirt, and fetched clean off - a 「ダブル・ディー・シー・ユー・ピー・ビー・アー・アー」 - [i]DOUBLE D CUP BRA[/i], brandishing it for all to see. She wiggled her eyes, before flicking it overtop Kankri with a magnanimous regality to her, as though she had afforded him some kind of lovely favor in the form of a knitted kerchief. She ensured Roxy had an ample view to the tiniest little peak of the fact she was indeed still wearing a bra -- this was merely a shock prop to further fuck with Kankri. And yet, as swiftly as she fetched it, she covered her chest with one arm, making a smarmily snarky face at the mutant. [br] [br] "NOT AS GOOD AS SCARF AT KEEPING WARM. BUT STILL. CAN WRAP SOMETHING PRECIOUS? YES? BE CAREFUL. OF THE COLD SNAP!" 03:10:22

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [15 7H47 4 8R4??? Y01NK-] 03:12:35

(( also sata do i need to repost as disc for you or ya good 03:13:36

((i should be good 03:14:52

((thank u 03:14:55

(( aight just makin sure 03:15:11

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: That possibility of Disciple going absolutely apeshit was [i]why[/i] he wasn't backing out, or not even offering tangible resistance beyond his initial disbelief. Her respect of his privacy, what little concept of which there was, was admirable. He appreciated that. He sat comfortably in the soapy bathwater with a sigh, then looked up at her and- oh dear Gog. She's beautfiul. Don't PANIC. He stares for a few moments at her and her bahongas, his face reddens, then his head shoots back forward as he can't even bring himself to look at her again. "Take your time; I will be as patient as I can be." He sweated as he spoke, and he'd gingerly take her hand that she put out toward him. Holding it for her support. 03:20:07

(( bahingas boobilys bazingers 03:21:03

((now what do i do with mituner.. do i activate him like a sleeper in the kankri/damara conflict? 03:21:09

((bazingas 03:21:16

(( lord have mercy on roxy but i would be fine with adding more chaos lmao 03:21:37

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] “vwowv youre still talking? havwe you considered shutting your yap once in a wvhile or did you pick it up from spending so much time around all these nobodies? maybe dropping it is for the best especially for you cause i dont knovw about you, but this cool cats ovwer it.” Cronus sneered, his other self irritating him actively with all the nonsense he was spewing. It’s not like any of it had to do with him anyway no matter what this Cronus was saying. I mean really? Making an ass of them? Puh-lease. He crossed one leg over the other loosely, leaning himself back into the couch as he messed with the unlit cigarette in between his teeth, arms still crossed. “listen chief, i dont need to hear about any antics you or another other us got up to wvhile you vwere here. vwere not the same person so it really isnt important to my narrativwe.” He’d say that, head still turned away from the other while he spoke. 03:26:24

((one cronus message that i totally didnt forget to wwrite for 03:26:36

(( it's fine lmao 03:27:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] Her concept of privacy is almost little to none, so the fact she’s attempting it is beyond a miracle of some kind. However, that did not stop her from being able to see him look at her from the corners of her eyes. For now she will pretend she did not notice him staring at her mounds, it’s fine everything's chill. She’d grab his hand and slowly get into the bath one foot and one leg at a time, honestly his hand wasn’t for stability it was for emotional support if anything. After finally getting both her legs into the tub she’d end up sitting down facing him, what an unfortunate turn of events for him. This action was not on purpose, she’d eventually let go of his hand and look away again for a little bit. Not being able to look at him felt a little unnatural to her but she did not want to cause him too much discomfort when he was helping her. Though another problem will soon arise, she had forgotten to mention he would technically be bathing her, as she also did not do it herself. Should she wait to tell him or blurt it out she’s not very sure how to break the news… 03:34:38

(( disciple: i feel bad asking this but uhh can you wash me i don't do that either i am sorry :( 03:35:10

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [Guess I'll die] 03:35:30

(( LMAO 03:35:35

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He was paid for insolence of believing this was the same Damara with something definitively worse than her saying that she was, in fact, the one from all that time ago. His minute shuffling came to an abrupt halt as he was now draped within a something somewhat fuzzy, with a familiar coziness to it, not from it being the maroon's, but because he recognized the material from prior encounters. Immediately, Kankri's countenance grew flush with a stark scarlet, but unlike with Roxy where it was spawned from excitement, this flustered pique came about due to pure embarrassment and a bit of nerves. He startled with a step or two back, "G-GRACI9US, DAMARA, D9 N9T 6E S9 96SCENE 9UT WITHIN THE EYES 9F THE PU6LIC-" [i]He needs his whistle- WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS WHISTLE-[/i] Poor, poor Vantas had forgotten the fact that his whistle was still M.I.A as of late, so it is up to his mere words.[br] [br] Hastily, he pulled the rather massive bra from atop his head, pinching at a strap and dangling it as far from his person as his arm's length could allow. His head turned slightly away from the undergarment, finding himself too agitated to attempt his Eastern Beforan any further, "Y-Y9u kn9w 6etter than t9 c9nduct y9urself in such a 6awdy and disc9urte9us manner with s9 many individuals—kn9wn and unkn9wn—that have a pleth9ra 9f triggers that c9uld 6e af99t at the smallest infracti9n! Wh9 kn9ws h9w 9ne c9uld see this.. "friendly gesture" 03:35:44

((god if yall are good with mituna getting involved im so TEMPTED to have him steal that bra 03:36:50

(( LMAO 03:36:58

(( if he doesn't steal it roxy might have to hold onto it so go ahead i have no issues 03:37:17

((i would also like permission from sonic and damara :saejimapray: 03:38:08

((i dont like interjecting without express permission from everyone 03:38:37

[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] “yeah wwhatevver sol” Oh that’s a new one. Eridan would’ve never in a million years referred to Sollux by name let alone nickname, but here he was, calling him Sol for the first time ever. Maybe it was his way of extending a peace treaty or maybe it was because he was trying to wiggle his way into asking what they were. Eridan shifted his body slightly, his demeanor slowly shifting from one of annoyance to one of curiosity, now or never to pounce on the opportunity to fill a quadrant. “soo…” he paused, fidgeting a bit with his glasses before clearing his throat, still not looking at Sollux while he spoke “wwhat wwas that about flirtin wwith me you cant just gloss ovver that y’knoww” His cheeks were tinged violet, his excitement almost uncontained about the prospect that his relationship troubles in one quadrant might finally be over. 03:39:04

((mituna strapping the bra to his face 03:39:19

(( no no thats fine i was just saying i'm good if you get it from everyone 03:39:21

(im goober with it :V 03:39:34

((i was thinkinf about that holden 03:39:45

((lmao 03:39:53

(( LMAO 03:39:54

((good 03:39:56

((quick someone cockblock eridan 03:40:29

((STOPPPP 03:40:43

(( lord have mercy on the two gays 03:40:46

((snorts 03:40:53

(U◡U.... *throws bait in their direction so a rabid Nepeta mauls them* 03:42:12

((cry 03:42:52

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: Whether it be for physical or emotional, which he figured it the latter, his hand was there for her. His blush remained at the intimate hold contact and he'd sweat [i]more[/i] when she comes to sit down right in front of him. Good gog almighty, this is so much more difficult than when he was with Latula on the dancefloor! He's practically twitching trying to figure out where to put his eyes before he settles on either her face or the wall behind her. "I know you don't like the water, but do you at least find it comfortable enough with me here? Is it warm enough?" He'd ask awkwardly as he went reaching for some shampoo from the tub's edge. 03:44:33

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] this is turning into a slow mess, watching damara pull out a huge bra, which she had no idea some trolls wore bra’s and only to see clearly it wasn’t the one she was wearing, seeing clearly it was for a bit to cause kankri to act out in a way. This is just as wacky as other damara asking her to produce milk with aradia just so they can taste human milk, she’s not going to say that outloud though. What is she supposed to do, take the bra from kankri? Say something, she’s got a deer in the headlights look right now. The only thing she manages to blurt out in pure unfiltered context. “damn girl u have some huge fuckin knockers if u got a big ass bra like that” roxy why you were doing so well baby girl nooo 03:44:48

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [pounces on the bait] 03:44:53

("PARTY'S 9VER, IT IS NAPTIME EVERY9NE!" [color=#eec900]1 JU57 G07 H3R3 4ND D1D N07H1NG WR0NG 7H15 15 5UCH FUCK1NG 8ULL5H17!!!!" 03:47:22

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [1M K33P1GN 7H3 8R4] 03:47:52

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