(( "Oh you're delightfully warm." 21:41:22
(( but yea i can always give you many more idea's from my past rp's lmao 21:41:29
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [run other me] 21:41:31
(( evil laughing 21:41:33
(u-u he just wants a break, can he get a break, can he have one break everything falls apart and his pelvis is shattered again? 21:41:33
(( As Himfang proceeds to ACTUALLY be gentle. 21:41:55
(( the funniest part so was the other one 21:42:06
(( HAHAHA 21:42:11
(( you nailed it 21:42:11
(>:u they shall be tagged and they are BOTH GETTING PARKING TICKETS, MOVE THE FUCKING BOAT 21:42:35
(( add your boat to the lot 21:42:53
(( it's fine 21:42:55
(( He doesn't need the mind games to make you fall for him, he's just got maxed out charisma. PhD in rizzology. 21:42:59
(( exactly 21:43:11
(( i do not know how 21:43:31
(ò-ó *sticks a fine to the boat anyways* 21:43:32
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [nya] 21:43:56
(( i miss that fucker who use to rp 21:43:57
(( they moved on though 21:44:10
(( Himfang: "That desper8te to see me you'd deign to approach my ship and leave this little piece of paper for me?" 21:44:17
(( the weirdest part is though with that time the same op i was in several of there chats were just the horniest weirdest ones and they were like hey ur a freak come on in 21:45:18
(( i was like ok 21:45:23
(( sure 21:45:24
(( then it was all over 21:45:30
("I will accept your cooperation or a fine of 300 apologies" 21:45:32
(( LMAO? 21:45:38
((passed the freak check 21:46:05
(( my past rp's were very much just me being a freak in every way possible 21:46:08
(( i was given admin in all the chats just for passing the freak check 21:46:30
(( i have no shame when it comes to my pass rp chats 21:47:01
(( "I'll lavish you with 300 apologies between every lash of my tongue upon your warm flesh, warm8lood." 21:47:02
(( :U . . . <:'U chat I love him already... 21:47:19
(( it was a mistake telling you that 21:47:22
((ar ar ar 21:47:33
(( now i want to be a freak 21:47:34
(( help 21:47:37
(( HAHA? 21:47:40
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [oh no...] 21:47:45
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(( alright before i get into it i'll reply 21:48:14
(( He's forming in my brain. No one is safe here. 21:48:16
((oh no dad 21:48:18
((run 21:48:20
("....I will take them as 800 written statements." 21:48:25
(( "Written upon your skin in ink from my quill, certainly." 21:48:54
("What the hell does that even mean? No- WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??" you overestimate his idea of entendre uvu 21:49:40
(( "I'll give you a personal, one on one demonstr8tion." 21:50:14
pipefan413: HELLO 21:50:40
pipefan413: I COME WITH GRAVE NEWS. 21:50:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( what 21:51:36
pipefan413: I HSVE TREATED MYSELF TO A FILMIOGRAPH. 21:51:46
((is it porn 21:52:00
pipefan413: AND MY BOY, MY JOHNATHON. 21:52:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( what kinda shit are you into-- oh noevermind. 21:52:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] ((*nevermind 21:52:27
pipefan413: IS EXCUMMINUCADO 21:52:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] She’s lightly humming, she has a few ships on the page she isn’t even hiding the fact that she openly ships all her friends and trolls she knows. Some of the visible ships are mostly recent events, the names seen are. Karkat <3 eridan?, kurloz <> karkat? Gamzee <3 equius? Roxy <3 kurloz? Just to name a few, also several doodles that have nothing to do with shipping more so just for her own amusement. If she happened to turn the page though the drawings would probably be pornographic by nature but she isn’t planning on showing karkat that. 21:52:49
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [porn, huh. smh] 21:53:48
(( look she isn't showing him it actively 21:54:01
((i know lmao 21:54:09
pipefan413: I DID NOT KNOW HE HAD A WIFE. 21:54:10
(( lmao 21:54:12
(Sir, just put the handcuffs on. Make this easy :V 21:54:15
pipefan413: YOU'LL ME 21:54:32
(( its fine john is fine 21:54:41
(( everything is fine 21:54:45
pipefan413: OH ALRIGHTY THEN, 21:54:56
(John is getting nuked as we speak :v 21:55:06
(( he's just a growing man 21:55:07
(( his wife happens to be a different version of mom which is unfortunate news for you friend 21:56:13
(( just don't make it awkward you'll be fine 21:56:28
(*stretches in hedgehog* *craccs necc in nameccian* alright, time to make Kankri have a mini-tweakisode over Mario Kart 21:57:30
(( road rage in mariokart 21:57:44
((🧍♂️ 21:58:10
(*spikes Latula's entire console through the floor and into the basement* 21:58:17
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [im telling] 21:59:05
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: His thinkpan is slowly but surely losing its respite haze while he hovers over her shoulder, and a brow slowly raises as he sees some of those new ships. He swallows a bite then with his clean hand he questioningly and gently taps the 'Kurloz <> Karkat?' line. He knows she's deaf, he just forgot where he was when he woke up. 22:01:12
((i lovve karkat being like huh? about him and kurloz but not meulin wwriting him and eridan dowwn as potential matesprites 😭 22:02:09
(( doesn't give a shit about eridan <3 karkat goes right to kurloz 22:02:12
(( lmao 22:02:16
((actually has me dead 22:02:25
(( it's funny because under her hand is kurloz <3 karkat too 22:03:01
(( he just can't see it 22:03:05
(( because she is just like this 22:03:13
([color=grey]"pure headcanon. Tell me about the clown." 22:03:24
(( lMAO 22:03:31
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [listen eridan already told me he blew other me's back out, i dont wanna hear it] 22:04:39
(( LMAO 22:04:56
((AHAHAHAHA 22:05:38
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [that is one dialogue chain i am ignoring thank u] 22:07:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] she was mostly drawing a few silly doodles, taking her a second to see karkat gently tapping the kurloz <> karkat?. Hmmm it would take her a moment, moving her hand from over the rest of the text which had more ships. One of them saying kurloz <3 karkat?, though for now she would flip through the pages and go into her notes. She usually writes them when she’s high, pointing at a few lines written down as follows. Kurzorz took away my baking privileges when high due to giving him a nip filled cookie, after that he took care of karkat in a very high state, giving him lemon water to help and using his temperature to cool him down. Underneath in a bit of sloppier hand writing, damn they are kissing on the furricking couch thats kinda of hot. Oh roxy is on his lap niceee. After that she kind of has random drawings of food under it. 22:10:52
(( meulin has no shame 22:11:50
((lmao 22:12:08
((does karkat see the red ship before the page flips 22:12:30
(( he can if so desire 22:12:40
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [ur shipping me with ur matesprit? ayo] 22:13:14
(( LMAO 22:13:31
(( he would be very upset to see the actual confirmed ships 22:13:56
(( meulin <3< kurloz <3< kankri confirmed < is one of them 22:14:45
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [what the fuck is this] 22:15:17
(Karkat, flatlining that Kankri is in—not just in a relationship—in a TRIO 22:15:36
(( (=｀ω´=)(=｀ω´=)(=｀ω´=) < We are kismesis 22:16:14
("....It's not what it looks like- I am getting jumped, you have to help me- NO, KARKAT WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! KARKAT! PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! KARKAAAAAAAAT" 22:17:26
(( lmao 22:17:37
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: It was only for a moment, but a moment was all he needed. He saw that Kurloz ship hidden away beneath her hand when she flipped the page, and now he had even MORE questions. He blinked a couple times at her and her book, then when he read the notes.. oh god. Oh fuck. He really did that??? His grey face was slowly getting red as he rose a hand to try and hide it. "Oh what THE FUCK. I DID THAT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BAD [i]DREAM.[/i]" He's gentle about it but he quickly flips the page back and [i]tap-tap-tap-tap[/i] the 'Kurloz <3 Karkat?'. "YOU'RE SHITTING ME." 22:18:55
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [im going away and kissing someone ELSE] 22:19:17
((help? 22:19:22
(( LMAO 22:19:32
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pipefan413: IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING THAT IN FACT, JOHN IS NOT ONE NOTORIOUS JOHN WICK. 22:26:26
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pipefan413: I COME BEARING BOUNTIFUL TIDINGS. 22:27:00
pipefan413: IT IS TO MY UNDERSTANDING THAT JOHN, IS NOT IN FACT, THE NOTORIOUS RAPSCALLION AND CRIMINAL KNOWN AS MR. WICK. 22:27:37
((oh phew 22:27:48
pipefan413: SIMPLY A MATTER OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY. 22:27:53
((john could never 22:28:11
pipefan413: I DON'T KNOW, I DID SEE HIM USE A COMBI-DRILL ONCE. 22:28:26
pipefan413: I KNEW THEN THAT SIMPLE WORKSHOP TOOLS COULD NEVER SATE THAT HUNGER. 22:28:40
pipefan413: THAT DESIRE. 22:28:43
pipefan413: TO BUILD. 22:28:46
pipefan413: HE NEEDED THE TORQUE. 22:28:55
pipefan413: WHAT WILL BECOME OF US IF HE IS TO GROW UP TO, DARE I SAY, RIDE A MOTOR BIKE? 22:29:23
pipefan413: THEY ARE SO DANGEROUS. 22:29:40
((no... it isnt true.. 22:29:45
((not my john 22:29:48
((he'd ride an electric bike at most 22:30:08
pipefan413: HOW CAN A MAN BE EXPECTED TO SMOKE WHILST WEARING A HELMET, I ASK YOU? 22:30:11
pipefan413: BY JOVE 22:30:17
pipefan413: AN ELECTRIC BIKE? 22:30:22
((yes 22:30:26
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pipefan413: EVEN MORE DANGEROUS 22:30:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] She wasn’t intentionally hiding it, she just happened to have her hand over it whilst drawing. Turning to look at him so she can read his lips but honestly it was kind of hard to read him at this moment especially after he covered his face a little bit after getting flustered. Looking back at the page he had flipped too and tapping on, looking right back at him again to only catch ‘shitting me’ which made her giggle. Finally, she moved his hand away and turned to a blank page and wrote down. Her handwriting is much nicer than it was before. ‘Yes, you kissed him while you were high. My shipping book is mostly for writing potential ships for fanfics, I only have a few confirmed ships that I have s33n with my eyes. Although I did godtier, I can only guess most ships when I s33 them in person as I rarely use my classpect for something that is purely for fun and fiction. If you have any questions or curiosities I will gladly share, the only reason I am writing and not speaking is so I do not cause you to have a migraine.’ she’d tap on the page moving her hand to make sure he can see it all clearly. 22:30:40
((NO I DONT BELIEVE IT 22:30:41
((IT CANT BE 22:30:47
(( [sub]Believe it.[/sub] 22:31:03
pipefan413: DATTEBAYO, INDEED. 22:31:15
(( welcome back hikikomori 22:31:18
pipefan413: I MUST CONSIDER THIS. 22:31:20
((omg dad knows naruto 22:31:40
((Work dragged on today; it's tough being the next hokage. 22:31:49
(( fair 22:32:01
((dattebayo or some shit 22:32:33
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: He could feel himself sweating a little bit after she moved his hand, watching her write to communicate. "...FUCK." Is the first thing he says, then he sighs and runs a hand through his hair. He then looks at her and chews his lip. "I THOUGHT KURLOZ WAS YOUR THING? I NEVER REALLY FUCKING PICTURED MYSELF WITH HIM BUT.. I GUESS THE KISS MAKES IT A LITTLE DIFFERENT NOW?" He's feeling kinda gay rn. Help. 22:36:12
pipefan413: I ONCE MET A YOUNG MAN, IN THE VILLAGE OF THE LEAF. 22:37:43
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Things are not going well. At all. He has not won a single race, he can barely stay in the road, all the tracks he either randomizes or actively chooses end up being the least beginner friendly, and he has never been higher than 11th place. He can barely contain his agitation, but surprisingly he isn't swearing worse than a sailor or screaming or breaking anything. He is just there, jittering with a face full of red with streaks of diluted rose tears dripping down his cheeks. Kankri is GOING THROUGH IT and its not even Mario Kart's fault fully, it just so happens to be the activity that's caught him at some of his most worn down. He SHOULD just stop attempting to play and go do something he's ACTUALLY capable at, but he also CAN'T because 1. He's a Vantas, it is their hatchright to be stubborn 2. He is committed to overcoming a challenge and 3. He wanted to try something different. He wanted to feel the satisfaction and relief, so if he just rage quits, it'd just make him feel worse and then he'd REALLY crashout.[br] [br]JUST ONE! HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO WIN, JUST GET IN THE TOP THREE AND NOT FALL OFF A FUCKING STAGE, PLEASE! HEEEEELP! HE NEEDS HELP!!! For a moment he puts the controller down, uncaptchalouging the giftbag the Pirate had allegedly crafted for him. At first he just sought to pull out the CrabDad plush but then he also found a cookie. Yeah. Angry Crab could use a snackie. Nom. 22:44:31
(( squints at chat 22:46:31
(( im about to post 22:46:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] She’d tap her pencil against her cheek while he read, thinking about how to tell him he’s not the only one. Once he realized what was going on, she’d finally write again. ‘Kurzorz and I are still in a matespritship, we both have b33n having open activities in quadrants with others, also you s33m into it enough to want to get down with the clown so i won’t stop you, i will warn you though he is not just pining after you solely.’ she’d let him read everything first before turning to another page that has been written down. Kurloz has b33n watching roxy for quite a while now, it s33ms he might try something with her at some point either just for fun or to get at kankri or both. This is a turn of events. She has plenty of tea in her shipping book, in fact the only competitor with shipping would either be another version of herself or possibly nepeta but she has no reason to compete over shipping. 22:46:50
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((i say, i do want to comfort that crab.. hmm... 22:49:05
(all can do with him as they will, bro is just there, softcore tweaking 22:49:46
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [my cave painting porn is better than urs] 22:51:14
(( all shh he's gonna post 22:51:56
(( alright posting time 22:52:17
(( got like three chunks 22:52:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] There's genuine, unfiltered confusion on his so normally stoic expression. Staring at her face from behind his shades as he moves to strike at her in this moment. Her words, honeyed and sweet as the undertone, leave him feeling completely at a loss. When he's [i]safe[/i]-- he couldn't actually tell you when he'd ever felt truly safe his whole fucking life. Coming from a troll's mouth, it's the truest form of irony there could be. He'd even laughed in that moment too, after she'd said that to him. As if he can't believe it. Because he really can't.[br] [br]Soon enough he's forced to sleep. At which point, his body has no choice on the matter of where he goes and what he's doing. Aside from gripping onto that katana. But in his sleep... he does dream. Somewhere in his apartment. The lights are muted. There's a constant familiar tick-tock sound. Vinyl's floating slowly in the air. Walls made of tangled VHS tape spools, fluttering through some static wind. 22:53:05
[br]Everything's greyscale except for flashes of red-digital clock characters flashing, the lights off a turntable, an exit sign- he's walking through a hallway now. Barefoot. Doors labeled with this he's tried not to think about. 'BRO' - 'DIRK' - 'ME'-- that one. That last one. It opens up.[br] [br]It's an empty room, save for the kid sitting in the middle of the floor with messy dark curls. Scrawny. Malnourished. Drenched in scars already, despite his age. Hands covered in red ink. He's drawing a comic, but the panels keep tearing themselves apart. Only for him to start over again on another page. His younger self doesn't speak. But Dave does-tries-- maybe a something like a joke. But it's like he's punished for the deflection. The walls ripple. A record's skipping. He's shoved back and dragged forward. Forced onto his knees to eye level with tiny Dave. His shades are gone, too, suddenly. Red eyes exposed. Wide and shocked. And his younger self looks right at him. Face gaunt. Sleepless and whispering,[br] [br][i][color=#e00707]"we were never afraid of dying. but we were scared of being forgotten. we left him our name. gear. music. movies. interviews. the product we packaged ourselves as. the ghost of us. but you never showed him yourself, did you?"[/color][/i][br] [br][i][color=#e00707]"... just one of our many regrets we have to die carrying, isn't it?"[/i] 22:53:16
[br]Dave wakes up with a gasp of air, sitting upright and looking wildly around at his new surroundings. Hand immediately reaching at his side for his sword but it's [i]gone[/i]. Cursing, he'd ball up his fists and press them to his forehead. Taking ragged, slow breaths before dropping them to his lap in defeat. He's aware now... that he's kind of fucking trapped. Even if he bent the bars enough to get the fuck out there's still a psychic troll to contend with.[br] [br] So, the Director's staring across the way through the gaps of the bars of his jailcell. Straight at the highblood from behind the protective, mirrored shades of his that hide the fact that his ruby reds are no longer there. And are whited out. Dave's furrowing his brows. He sees the translucent, blue tears streaking on her, admittedly pretty, face. Well. He didn't know they were capable of that. Of crying. The words slip out of him before he thinks,[br] [br][color=#e00707]"... why the fuck are you crying?"[/color] 22:53:41
(( safe :U 22:53:50
(:v gay 22:54:19
(( WHUH? 22:54:32
(>:v HOMO 22:55:03
(( EXCUSE YOU? i mean i definitely am 22:56:23
(ûvû 22:56:41
((🧍♂️ 22:57:06
(( what 22:57:45
(super gay :v 22:58:15
(( im just a man who likes men (and woman) 22:58:32
(( *women --fucking explodes 22:59:04
(CHEESE GAY :V 22:59:15
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: "....OH." He says dumbly and blinks at the page as he reads through it. His face gets a little hotter at this redrom talk, and the hand he used to thread through his own hair was now rubbing his cheek furthest from Meulin. First his eyes shift toward her in an almost shy manner, then the rest of his face follows through. He side-eyes Kurloz while she has the angle on his lips. "WELL.... I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE? HE [i]WAS[/i].... kind of nice." He stops speaking for a moment and looks at her again. "YOU REALLY THINK THAT'D WORK OUT?" He's on the fence but currently quadrantless, it.. [i]was[/i] possible. Maybe. 22:59:33
((woman (1), mindfang 22:59:52
(( picks up alpha dave and shoves him into a sandbox, places dirk next to him. watches everything implode. 23:00:19
(( *surprise pikachu face* 23:00:29
(( mindfang a baddie bruh... 23:01:25
(( even if she's the enemy... 23:01:34
(( little does he know she also led a rebellion against the empress's forces 23:01:56
(( :3c 23:02:11
[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: This is just becoming an even bigger shit show than he thought, eridan looked genuinely done and bored besides a few reactions. Honestly, it looked to be like his other self was getting too into the hate part and not enough into the romantic? Close enough to hate part whatever workshop that shit later. In the meantime, sollux finally decided to walk over towards eridan. Dreaming up an icepack and holding it out for his head, he did not bash his head against a wall just to cause the ampora to walk off. “look iill 2top wiith the 2hiit talk for now, ii have no rea2on two contiinue iif your not iintere2ted or lo2t iintere2t becau2e ii over diid iit. 2hiit ii dont even know what ii am fuckiing doiing, ii have only been iin pale and flu2h quadrant2 ii thiink the other me ii2 more u2ed two iit than ii am but ii havent done 2hiit liike thii2 iin liiteral 2weep2. ii am not giiviing up on iit but ii am not goiing two force you iinto a quadrant you dont want two be iin even iif iit2 kii2me2ii2iitude. iif you 2tiill want two try agaiin another tiime or 2ome 2hiit let me know or fuckiing don’t.” he’s being wishy washy again. 23:02:19
(( LMAO 23:02:29
(( id like to posit that alpha dave has a lot more in common with mindfang than he thinks and i find that FUCKING HILARIOUS 23:03:43
(give them more in common. >:v take an arm and an eye rn 23:04:18
(( he did lose his arm in the fight with the empress too bad his body reset when entering the bubble 23:04:40
(then all we have to do, is steal an eye :v 23:05:16
(( looks over at Vriska, she almost lost her eye again... arm's GONE though... 23:05:57
(trust me, you'll get the sharingan after, I swear (im lying >:9) 23:07:31
(u-u damn, eridan can dish it, but cant take it. Soft, turn his butt inside out >:u 23:14:15
(( hand him over ill tear it up 23:15:25
(Kankri's really making Mario Kart harder for himself, he could literally just cheat, but he's not thinking clearly 23:16:01
(brother, just use your seer powers, just use the console as a conduit to see experiences and bonds made with it through Latula and you'll literally know how to play bare minimum competengly- 23:18:06
(but look at him. Quietly sobbing in a suit of armor and eating a cookie. Tragic. 23:19:25
(in fact, heads or tails :V 23:21:49
(( heads 23:25:05
(word 23:26:32
(wowie its heads :V 23:27:11
(the cookie and plush have worked a LITTLE bit. He unfortunately now owes Mindfang a 'thanks' >:u 23:27:47
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((alright now i can read 23:45:30