Thursday 22 May 2025

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(Bro was really mentally checking out from all the attention he was getting, Eridan would die :v 01:19:32

(Dead or Alive: Kanboy is M-M-Mine *huehuehuehue hue huue huuuuueeeee huehue* 01:21:23

((wwhat the fuck 01:24:19

((I don't think he'd die, I just think he'd be paralyzed 01:24:44

((Fixing his dorky ass glasses 01:24:48

((Stuck panicked and in a stupor-like haze 01:25:07

((Barely able to string together a coherent sentence 01:25:14

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((rise 01:25:56

s 01:25:58

((work SUCKED im dyinf 01:26:06

((im gonna suck 01:27:25

((ayo 01:28:51

((lmfao 01:28:57

((my mouths open 01:32:10

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(:v nani 01:34:00

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((mouth wwide open like i wwas at the dentist 01:36:47

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((the thirst spreads 01:40:07

(*Me, Space Player Spreading on these fools* 01:41:50

([i]What was that.[/i] 01:41:58

(U◡U.... 01:44:22

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(8 Spacies on my arm òvó, call me the center of the multiverse 01:48:25

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((Cruelty unbound. 01:51:25

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((god 01:53:50

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(ûv ú 01:56:40

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((im sorta aluve 02:02:24

((what did i miss 02:02:27

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(:v uhhhhhhhhh nothin. Just some responses from hours ago, thats all :catjam: 02:06:11

((I had fun writing Slutlux. 02:06:41

((i see 02:08:44

((i shall read evenruallym. 02:08:48

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((soon wwe shall wwrite 02:10:09

(BootyStreet 02:10:25

[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [thugshaker] 02:12:32

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[color=#416600]BOYPETA: He was busy putting the finishing touches on his basic wooden house, using a crafting table he made to set up a door, as Kankri began giving his long-winded question. His brow raised slightly and his gaze flicked to them, then when they finally got to the point of the question.. he snickered and grinned. "Wow! Never thought you'd ask that." He remarked light-heartedly, then practically purred. "Mrrrr. You may pet me! Hehehehe. Just don't touch me too much with the metal, I'm... not really interested in getting clipped by armor." If Kankri would rather watch and pet him to soothe themselves, he was fine with that. He'd continue to play, taking off from the house to go mining or foraging. 02:59:09

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(inb4 boypeta explodes at Godhands!Kankri 03:11:25

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((explodes in what way... 03:12:40

((in the gay wway 03:13:18

(uvu 03:13:24

(the last time Kankri pet a Nepeta, they were trying not to pounce on him, he is very good at scritches, surprisingly :V 03:14:04

((ayo 03:14:25

(he knows all the spots uvu on the head, near the horns, on the tail, basically everywhere 03:15:33

((omg 03:15:48

(ûvû is just an innate byproduct of being GT'd. He's good at guessing certain things. Very good. Scary good. Like his impersonations :V 03:17:01

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [nuts] 03:18:37

((help? 03:18:45

(and by impersonations i mean of his friends >:v he hasnt had a reason to do it (neither for recreation, mocking, or otherwise) but if he REALLY wanted to, he could just sound like a Male Porrim >:9 03:18:45

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[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Would never ask? Were they expecting him to ask at some point or did they just really wish to be pet in general. Either way, Kankri was happy Nepeta would allow him to do so. "9h, 9f c9urse, I can fix that." Kankri took some time to fiddle a bit with the upper armor; getting off the plating on his arms, the pauldrons, and the chestplate. He sent it all to his sylladex, left only in the armored leggings and what he had underneath the upper armor. Rather than his common sweater, he wore much more form-fitting black long-sleeve- seems more like something meant for Karkat than himself. Kankri took a bit to actually get to the petting, mulling over what had happened with the Other Nepeta last time and wondering how things nearly went awry... hm. Just... be mindful of the horns, right? Soon, a hand gently crested the top of Nepeta's head, his fingers lacing betwixt the Olive's dark locks, fingertips now grazing their scalp and combing through in neat circles. His eyes left from what he was doing towards the screen again. Kankri wasn't sure what to think of the game- it all looked like a bunch of random activities just building towards mumbo jumbo. 03:34:19

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(*activates my rizz* :V what if we were ducks 04:25:15

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((ouh im sorry, am eepy 04:27:21

(eep it up >:v 04:27:51

((must.. reply.. 04:28:13

(( i am back from the dead i'm sorry lmao 04:31:00

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: Neither, actually! He meant it quite literally; he never pictured Kankri wanting to touch him willingly, to any reasonable capacity. Imagine his surprise when that's not the case.. "I meant to ask, what's up with the armor? Is that just your costume? It seems pretty real.." He'd ask curiously as Kankri methodically removed the top half of said armor. He stops moving in the game when they begin the petting, and his eyes lid slightly. "Wooooowwww.. that's nice." He'd murr as he casually turns the difficulty down to 'peaceful', so he doesn't have to worry about losing his focus. He scoots a lil closer as he goes back to playing.. gently purring. 04:33:43

itsmy turn to die 04:33:47

:deadt: 04:34:03

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zz 04:34:06

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(( all good 04:34:42

(:v so how was vr 04:37:33

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(( it was good 04:55:04

(( chilled 04:55:08

(g u h- 04:56:04

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((ougj 14:08:04

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(*craccs necc in awakemeccian* watch this chat :v 15:55:25

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] A reasonable thought to have, but Kankri was a [i]bit[/i] more tolerable of touching- especially with people he somewhat knew in some capacity. "Hm? My arm9r? Why, yes, it is rather real. It c9uld 6e f9r practical use if I wished it t9 6e. I have never really tried a c9stume 6ef9re, and I did n9t wish t9 pester P9rrim f9r ideas h9w t9 appr9priately su6stitute genuine articles f9r s9mething that simply [i]l99ked[/i] the part, s9 I settled f9r dreaming up the real deal as I f9resaw it in my mind's eye." His warm touch snaked about Nepeta's scalp, letting their hair lace betwixt the gaps in his fingers. He let his palm rest flat to their head, fingers spaced out fully as he pushed his hand forward slowly, soon stopping at the front before slowly dragging it back. His digits coiled up a bit to rake through the tangles of hair, massaging Nepeta's scalp. Kankri was a sucker for purring, so he didn't mind when it seemed like Nepeta had gotten closer. 15:55:34

(boom, headshot uvu 15:55:46

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((dies from headshot 16:12:17

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: "Ooohhh, I see! That's cool. :33" He'd get a little more wordy about it but his brain is getting just a little scrambled from the pets he's receiving. "Is it comfurrtable to wear? It seems like it'd be heavy.." He asked next as Kankri continued to expertly pet and scritch his hair and scalp, and he seems to be melting even further. His purring gets deeper and louder in his chest as his eyes flutter from the massage, and eventually he's scooted so close that he could easily flomp into their lap if he so chose. Which he might, if the petting gets even better. "How'd you get so good at this..?" 16:17:47

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(( i was so tired 18:33:25

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((pats u 18:38:52

((is okay 18:38:57

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((oh lord 19:25:33

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(([sup]♥[/sup] v [sup]♥[/sup] 19:27:18

((aughhh 19:35:56

((Your annoyance is amusing. 19:43:11

(( my ass is laughing 19:44:46

((i guess i get to draww wwhile this happens 19:45:06

(( we in the smut chat 05 my guy 19:45:30

((im reading the log 19:45:40

(( aight 19:45:43

[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] there wasn’t any rush, plus it will be more fun and spontaneous very soon considering karkat seemed a lot more relaxed. The vibration from the hum was enough for her to gauge his mood just enough, well that and besides the fact he’s actively putting his tongue in her mouth. Flicking her tongue up against his every so often, soon prodding and poking at his own in curiosity right back. [br] [br] Feeling him shuffle in her lap would cause her to lightly shift a little underneath him to help give him some more room, feeling the heat just radiating off of him was causing her to get restless. So much so, that she would untwine her hand with his and grab the hem of his sweater and start tugging it upward while her other hand slowly trailed up his back only to trail right back down. As he continued to explore her mouth for a little longer a moan would slip out being muffled by the current make out session. She was trying not to go too fast though her patience was being overrun by eagerness. 19:54:13

(( we can go to thepitt in your response if you want sata lmao 19:54:29

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(the chains of capitalism could not break me, the IRS could not hold me, and this response will be made on my break, I WILL HAVE MY CONTINUATION 21:01:15

((yippie 21:01:24

(( yippee 21:02:59

((yippee 21:05:06

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] His petting continued, eyes shutting in further content as Nepeta's purring grew in intensity. It was nice. He had not heard another purr in quite some time: Roxy was away and he wasn't about to risk some especially grueling black quarreling with Meulin so soon just to get the noise out of her. He'd heard Aradia baa'ing, though. That was very nice. His eyebrows rose at the question while his eyes remained ahut, "Heavy is an understatement. Then again it c9uld just 6e that I am unaccust9med t9 such weight and it isn't actually all that heavy." How was Kankri so good at petting? That's certainly an ask-- one he is not too keen he'd be capable of explaining, "I am... n9t sure? I have 9nly really pet an9ther Nepeta and that was my first time. She seemed t9 enj9y it t99, th9ugh." Perhaps it was just innate application of his classpect, picking out what could be viewed as 'weak points'... or maybe Kankri is just a petting savant.[br] [br]Either way, it didn't make a difference to him. His fingers scratched in a wave like motion: starting with his pinky scratching back then followed by his other fingers in sequential order. His hand had wandered a bit close to the base of one of Nepeta's horns, but careful just to knead at the rather than the horn itself. 21:12:00

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] All she could assume is he was tired, not due to her antics but just in general. She was quite proud of her cull and he did give her the appreciation of the gift, even if he has no plans to cook it at this time. She may attempt to try and cook it herself later but for now she is satisfied knowing he gave her gift approval. “It can go inside the magic snow box for now.” she’d point to the freezer bit on the fridge. [br] [br] her eyes watching carefully as he put it on a plate and set it aside, since it was a fresh kill it could be kept out for a while before freezing or cooking. For now she will let it rest on the plate. Hearing him talk about baking and something called a ‘cookie’ as a favor, she had no clue what a cookie was. She had seen them before but she was actually high when that had happened and doesn’t really remember what they were called. Then he had stuttered out friend and called her latula pyrope, she had no idea who that was but it sounded like a nice gesture to give a friend something they would enjoy. “I have no idea what a cookie is or what you would call bake? I can confidently clean!” she cannot clean, she doesn’t know how to clean flour, she lived out roughing it and then ended up in a cave eating possibly raw beast. He doesn’t know this though so it is highly possible he will just take her word for it. 21:25:07

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(Go Hedgehog, Yeah Yeah, Go Hedgehog, Oh. 21:54:07

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Friday 23 May 2025

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(I love it when you call big LOU-EE-GEE 01:03:10

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(( lmao 01:11:14

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((breathes 01:20:42

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(*holds breath* 01:22:50

(( welcomeback 01:25:21

(( to the pitt with you 01:25:29

((:despairt: 01:34:34

(( you wanted this 01:35:14

(>:u dont cap with despair, WE KNOW YOU'RE ELATED 01:35:15

(( i made this for us 01:35:18

((the magic snow box... 01:35:23

(( yes 01:35:27

((lmao 01:35:28

(:v you are shackled to the dungeon 01:36:42

(( she's about to use water on the flour to clean it 01:37:03

(( do not trust her 01:37:08

((its true... im too bricked up to escape 01:37:08

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [oh boy, its trusting o'clock 01:37:27

(*water* "YOU STUPID BI-" *evaporated from existence* 01:37:54

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(:V hahaha, Rose you are banging the Ram *applause* 01:38:28

((jfc 01:39:43

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[color=#416600]BOYPETA: "You seem to move in it pretty okay! Furrrom what little I saw, anyway.. so I wasn't sure. It's a nice costume. :33" At this rate he's going to melt so much he can't play the game! "Mrow... you have really good hands.." Pause. His purring gets louder as they make that purrfect wave motion along his scalp, and his eyes flutter- his leg almost kicks! Their accidental nearing to the base of one of his horns makes him shiver, and he pauses the game for a moment. "Prrrrrr...rrrr... can I lay on you?" It is time to be a Gay Cat:tm: 01:45:38

((sorry for my post being short ougg 01:45:46

(*equips responsing bandana* all lengths satiate my lust for good arpee *dashes in* EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIING 01:46:48

((oh boy 01:49:45

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [s]Maybe just a little tired from that nut he had earlier.[/s] "It certainly [i]could[/i] go inside the 'magic snow box', but I'm going to cover it up in something.. first. Whatever that something is, I don't really have a habit of handling fresh hunting kills." He sweatdrops a little then goes back to digging through cupboards- and finds a comically large ziploc bag. Yes, of course. This will work just fine. He's going to carefully fit the pheasant into it while Disciple says she can help with the cleaning. "You would like to help me clean?" He reiterated as he pressed down on the bag to get the air out, before closing it. "Could you then, please, grab a broom and dustpan to pick up the loose flour on the floor while I attend to the counter.. and myself." He's going to shuffle that pheasant into the freezer. 01:51:07

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[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Finally, the Crab's shell cracks- or at the very least is slightly imprinted upon with a vague dent, the faint wisps of a smile inching at the edge of his lips at the compliment of his costume. He spent QUITE the exhaustive amount of pan-energy on trying to make it just the way he envisioned it, so it brought him a bit of warmth to his long since stalled pusher that most people he had spoken to seemed to find his costume well done. He perked up a bit, opening an eye to peer at the other for their second compliment, "9h, y9u 6elieve s9? I figured my hands were simply servicea6le. N9thing all t99 special a69ut them." Well, when combined with his hot, scarlet blood, Kankri's hands were quite the warmers. His hands weren't worn from physical labor, but they weren't too dainty from lack of proper use. Not too rough from callousing, a bit on the softer side, but he could get a firm grasp of anything if needed.[br] [br]His eyes opened up fully once Nepeta purred out a request. He wishes to crawl into his lap? That's not... the strangest thing- Kankri can't recall having anyone in his lap before, but given what he was told of his own high exploits at the last party, Roxy practically had a throne upon his lap, so why not? He enjoys Nepeta's company, and the purring is sweet to his ears, "9f c9urse y9u can, just give me a sec9nd." He had to remove his armored leggings, captchalogging the metallic pants and leaving him with his 02:03:17

RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS like usual. Pat, pat. Come on in. 02:03:37

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(ello :V 02:06:20

(>:u fine, no kankri pets for YOU 02:06:52

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[color=#416600]BOYPETA: It was probably the nicest costume there in terms of quality work! Besides maybe Roxy's, but to be honest I don't remember how detailed it was lmao. Who could dislike Kankri's armor? Besides it being made of metal, obviously. That wouldn't be very comfortable for him. "Ohhhh way better than that.. nice and warm, too." He practically murred at them in his response. When they agreed to let him get in their lap he practically bounced excitedly in place, and once their armor was gone.. here he comes! "Hooray!" He cried as he skittered into their lap. He'd either lay across it sideways or sit in it, whichever you preferred, then stretch before nestling. "More pets, please!' He was in the perfect spot for two-handed pets. :33 02:18:52

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