(( true 00:32:42
(( so funny though 00:32:49
(( he's like i did it i won and then sollux punches him 00:33:09
("Victory-" [i]*Randy Orton*[/i] 00:35:13
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] A single moment of solace. He laid on the beach, victorious once again. After a couple moments, he’d catch his breath, but just as he finally let himself relax he’d hear the sand being kicked up by something coming right at him. Not even a moment passed before he was punched directly in the face by Sollux who’d come back to keep fighting. Holding his head and reeling from the hit, he sat up quickly, scooting away from the Captor. “ARE YOU REALLY STILL TRYIN TO FIGHT ME AFTER I WWIPED THE FLOOR WWITH YOU??” Eridan winced again, holding his head as he tried to regain some sense of stability after being punched so hard. With his wounds still fresh and now a dull aching pain in his head from the punch, he wasn’t sure how much more he’d be able to fight. 00:42:46
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[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] If Kankri had pupils, they very well would have been rolling, but what would that matter with his back to Horuss anyways? Irregardless of that rude gesture in the back of his mind, Kankri continued to struggle with the game itself- he chose one of least beginner friendly tracks with tons of pitfalls: Wario's goddamn Gold Mine. It was just a random pick, as was his racer, Pink Shy Guy. After getting snagged from the bottomless pit by Lakitu for the 8th consecutive time, Kankri would turn to look over at Horuss, disdain clear in his disposition, but he was TRYING not to direct any of his malignancy toward Horuss. The blueblood was an adequate buddy, "I'm can n9t say that I have seen any such individual, 6ut if y9u w9uld like assistance in sniffing 9ut their l9cale, I w9uld assuredly d9 s9."[br] [br]Kankri grimaced, a slight baring of his teeth in, not necessarily disgust, but more just... cringe? He isn't sure how to feel about Horuss's words, "N9, n9, this is simply a c9stume. Keeping the peace may n9t 6e g9ing all t99 well, 6ut I have remained relatively unharmed, n9r am I planning t9 equiv9cate 9n my ideals 9f d9ing away with vi9lence, s9 any crafted a69minati9ns will 6e unnecessary. I d9 thank y9u f9r the c9mpliment and 9ffer, h9wever." 00:48:45
(:v oh shit they're gonna kill us 00:48:59
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] trying to run all the possible scenerio’s in her thinkpan to see the most likely outcome without her having to be culled in the process mostly due to having to walk all the way back but also just the fact it seemed this entity whose attacking her is very much hostile. Her focus now on listening for any sound or movement due to not being able to see her new opponent. Hearing the whistle would cause her attention to drift slightly and her head to turn seeing only what could have been a blurr around her peripheral vision. [br] [br] a small smirk would appear on her face, as he finally decided to strike. She’d turn around in one swift motion to block him, not a moment to spare. He’s not the first or last to try this on her, the smirk would immediately turn into slight confusion. She had just seen him not long ago, though he’s in a different suit she can chalk it up to how he likes to change his suits quite often. Was he really that upset with her decision that he would go that far? “Are you really that upset with me Dave?" her tone was full of concern. 00:50:49
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HORUSS: "8=D < Of course. It behooves me to at least offer a way out of the inevitable. Though it is with great restraint and forced pleasure that I can e%plain that there is some strange part of me that truly respects your capacity for pacifism. It is one of the more e%cruciating changes I have made in my life since the posthumous beginnings of my pale romance. Truly, it is haylarious that I struggle at something you have found solace in." He finally finishes, having at least cleared 100 inches of f100ring of ceiling dust. "8=D < I appreciate your offer as well, but it is just as likely he w001d avoid you as you help me find him. Just let me know if you happen to catch Rufioh in your meanderings. And let him know I was 100king for him." He offers a curt nod. "8=D < Good luck. Do not let the neighsayers and continuous failure get you down." He waits patiently, grinning in his forced manner until Kankri says goodbye in return, and then moves on towards greener pastures in search for a bronzeb100d. 00:57:19
((i am free from the wage cage 00:57:21
[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: he was fuming a little bit but after punching eridan in the face at least once was enough to calm him a little bit, though his reaction to it was kind of hilarious.“no, ii ju2t felt liike punchiing you at lea2t once. unle22 you actually want two keep fiightiing.” with a sigh, he’d sit down next to eridan. Looking over at his wounds, unfortunately when sollux wakes up and comes back he’s fine for the most part. “do you want help wiith that or wiill you biitch and moan iif ii try two help.” he’s not really one to know how to deal with a full kismesisitude but he sure as hell knows it’s not whatever terezi and gamzee had and he’s not going to use that as an example to figure this shit out. 00:58:47
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EQUIUS: "D --> I 100k forward to seeing whatever you intend to put on your canvas ne%t. As for whether it's a crime, I believe what you're doing could have fallen under indecent e%posure on Alternia, though maybe mansion parties aren't public enough to count" Equius never bothered familiarizing himself with the specifics of laws related to public nudity, because really, what fool would leave their hive without clothes on anyway? Evidently, the fool he's speaking to this very moment. [br] [br]"D --> At any rate, it doesn't seem to be illegal here. I'm not a%ually sure if the dream bubbles even have any sort of formal legal stru%ure in place" He sounds perturbed by the idea. Equius doesn't spend too long pondering the ramifications of it, as his attention is redirected to the sound of a laser blast hitting the mansion. "D --> ...Did something e%plode" 01:00:55
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [omg equius, hi..] 01:01:13
EQUIUS: ((hiii 01:02:05
((okay so how much of the fight if any do you think gamz and eq might have seen? lets discuss before i reply 01:02:12
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(( yall can see as much as you want its the open beach lmao 01:06:18
((yeah it really depends on howw long theyvve been outside 01:06:51
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tru.. 01:09:40
((opinion eq? 01:11:03
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Horuss was terrible at peptalks. Kankri is finding this out now, but he also knew Horuss wasn't exactly trying to do much of anything other than be civil, so he could not fault the horsetroll, but maybe he should have a chat with Meulin about this... when he is more certain that he won't succumb to the depraved act of trying to wring her neck, "It n9t exactly the easiest 9f disp9isiti9ns t9 accept, given y9ur pleth9ra 9f inherent, hatch-given privileges and the like, 6ut I trust y9u will understand eventually. I pr9mise t9 keep an eye 9ut f9r Rufi9h." Another falling sound and rampant buzzing of driving in the wrong direction is heard given Kankri isn't looking at the screen in favor of bidding Horuss a somewhat awkward farewell with a nod of his own, "Right. 6e careful in y9ur travels." On one hand, Kankri would have liked to get away and get his mind off things by being set to a task- if even just to work as a glorified bloodhound, but on the other hand... Kankri doesn't know if he wants to touch Horuss in an attempt to locate Rufioh's precise location. Moreover, he was certain Horuss wouldn't allow him to touch them either way, so it was doomed to be a hunt for colorful, candy filled eggs. 01:11:08
((yall wwent outside wwell before wwe started fighting though so im pretty sure yall saww the screaming match into the laser fight 01:11:15
((oh yeah thats true i forgor 01:12:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] He was fine being honed in on combat, fully expecting retaliation and he was planning on taking advantage of Alternian bloodlust but-- she gives him this confused look like she recognizes him. And for a moment he wonders if he and Rose somehow were known amongst any, somehow, surviving trolls. But... this highblood's eyes are whited out. He's sure there's trolls with eyes like that, psiionics, but the Cobalts don't [i]have[/i] that. When she speaks, his brows furrow. And his jaw sets tightly. To be addressed [i]casually[/i] by the enemy is one thing. Perhaps in a mocking tone.[br] [br]The nobleblood's [i]seemingly[/i] real concern makes his skin prickle and crawl. The hairs on the back of his neck stand, what is this woman talking about? What [i]isn't[/i] there to be upset about? [i]The human race is extinct because of your kind. Dave's visibly bristling. Fury in his tone. [/i] [color=#e00707]"[i]is that a goddamn joke[/i]??? why the FUCK [i]wouldn't[/i] i be?!"[/color] He's snarling with his response while he [i]slides[/i] his blade against hers to snag the hooked tip. Aiming to lodge her blade into the ground in one swift move. For a human, he's [i]freakishly[/i] strong. Able to contend with someone of highblooded strength. Dirk gets it from somewhere, after all. 01:14:59
(( ough? fuck it we ball 01:16:06
((lmao 01:16:33
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[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: "yeah, me too. i aint all too sure what yet, but i got IDEAS cookin in this fine-ass thinkpan of mine. :o)" He replies in a lazy happy tone as he just stares off in the distance, eyes lidded slightly as he watches.. [i]whatever[/i] the fuck all that is. He's looking at it like an absolutely baked stoner staring at a CRT monitor with a movie on. "heh, true.. real words right there motherfucker. everyone here seems to not mind it though :o)c." He gives a little shrug. "didnt know this party came with FIREWORKS."[br][i][/i][br] When that laser blast goes zooming by and hits the mansion behind them, he doesn't seem at all effected by it. He just swivels his head toward Equius, and chuckles. "yeah, bro. those motherfuckers down there are havin a real GOOD time. their aim kinda bad though. honk :o)." Me when I lie. "still want to go motherfuckin swimming? theres a whole beach over there, with motherfuckin LASERS." 01:24:19
((THEIR AIM KINDA BAD THOUGH HAS ME FUCKING DEAD 01:25:19
((lmao 01:25:33
((im actually fucking losing it at your response 01:25:46
((im glad you like that lmaoo 01:26:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] If he was an enemy to her she would have greatly enjoyed the combat and would have given him a mocking tone, this is just not the case for her, she’s looking at his face and his clothes trying to figure out if it is him or if it's just another that looks like him. This is quite confusing to her right now, she should know what he looks like and how he acts to some extent but being apart from him and seeing him briefly in such a state earlier had her second guessing everything. [br] [br] the marquise could tell at least one thing, whatever is going on it’s not good and she doesn’t want to unleash someone this aggravated amongst the other inhabitants. “Why would I joke a8out that with you? I can and will apologize if you give me some time to explain.” As he unarms her with quite a bit of force behind it, she knows this is going to end badly soon if she doesn’t do something quickly. This has become another mess of possibly her making or at least she feels that way, if he decides to attack her whilst unarmed her first instinct will be to force him to sleep. As she did earlier. 01:26:24
(( im dying thanks gamzee 01:27:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "ii've got a 2neakiing 2u2piiciion that whatever wrii2t-wriingiing jerkoff competiitiion ii2 beiing headed on the beach doe2n't have room for a 2econd 2aliiva t2unamii torrentiial downpour blowjob. whiich. a2 the phra2iing 2ugge2t2. [color=red]fu[/color][color=blue]cki[/color][sup][color=red]in[/sup][color=blue]g b[/color][sub][color=red]low[/color][/sub][color=blue]222222[sub][color=red]2222 . . . ![/sub][/color]" Psionics whistle, fizzle and crack before ending with a dry, impotent shrug, cast onto the ground in sparkly little beads of dissipated energy. Sollux's tongue lingered far enough between his front-most gerbil-like incisors, their center-split reptile-like divide fanned through the air with as much ease as the hideously heated crackle of powers that popped in erratic directions, even after he stopped exerting himself. [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "but fuck iif ii can be a22ed two throw a hii22y biitchfiit about iit. diidn't want two be a part of the pant2-pii22iing biitchwiiggler cagematch anyway. the only priize ii2 2oiiled 2hort pant2 and braggiing riight2. whiich don't count 2hiit for diick iif everyone thiink2 you're an iintolerable lo2er a2 a ba2eliine." He claimed. Unconvincingly, his eyes drifted from beyond the duotone lighting of his glasses. With some reluctance, he eyed a grubcorn bag, u 01:28:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "thii2 2hiit better be fuckiing ca2h. ii ju2t wa2ted qualiity burnt grubcorn." 💬 01:28:21
(( brother i'm dying 01:29:41
(( help 01:29:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] He looked over Sollux, eyebrows furrowed as he sat there, still holding his head. The aching hadn’t stopped, it was actually just getting worse as they sat there. Eridan opened his mouth for a minute like he was going to say something before closing it, his lips moving into a frown. He looked away for a second, his fins folding downward as he put his hand down from his head. “id say yes if i wwasnt grilled from your glubbin lousy shots” Eridan pouted, his eyes still fixated away from Sollux. He thought for a moment in silence at the offer that Sollux had just proposed, I mean, it’s not like he really wanted him to play nurse like that. “do wwhatevver appeals to you just knoww i dont need your help. if you wwalk away im more than capable of handlin my owwn” He looks down at the blood on his leg for a second before looking back up, “i wwont be bitchin and moanin neither” he sneers, not once looking back to Sollux. 01:30:18
((heres your reply omg that took wway too long 01:30:25
(( its fine also sollux joining into the shit show is so funny 01:31:06
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(( second sollux going what is wrong with me 01:31:21
((lol 01:31:26
((i have consumed fuud 01:31:58
(( yummers 01:32:04
((now i hunger for more arpee 01:32:08
((anywway noww wwe havve 2 wwhole eridans and 2 wwhole sollux's 01:33:51
((wwhat a time 01:33:57
(( two sollux 01:34:05
((time for the pitch orgy i guess 01:34:12
((YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 01:34:17
(( sollux accidentally swapping eridans at one point like wait which one was yours 01:35:15
((lmfao 01:35:21
(( shrugs and takes an eridan 01:35:35
((doesnt matter wwhen youre kicking the shit out of him anywway 01:35:48
(( exactly 01:35:54
(( just take one of them and figure it out it works all the same 01:36:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] Concentrating his fizzling eyebeams [color=red]optic-guided[/color][color=blue] concentrated psionics [color=red] searing the motherfucking [color=blue]bitch titties [color=red] the fuck off [/color] [color=blue] that grubcorn [color=red] until only [color=blue][bgcolor=black]burns remained. [/bgcolor] [br] [br] [bgcolor=black][color=grey]🍿 BURNT (TASTES LIKE) ASS GRUBCORN (X1) GET! [/color][/bgcolor] [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] This would've been way cooler if the grubcorn actually...popped. Perhaps it's the fault of the heinous naming scheme. Or the fact that chitinous insectoids with a buttery rich creamy outside, and a semi-flare-repellant inside are being hocked as a commemorative moviegoer's go-to snack for festive theatrics, gladiatorial style ambushes, and other inane bullshit over, say, corn. Perfectly regularly cultivated on Alternia, just not for or by any trolls that eat it. Unsatisfied with the sheered, twitchy-mandible junk food that had been eradicated in a senseless searing of overpowered intensity, Sollux levitates a short distance, tilting his head and surfing the waves of the crackling air towards the beachfront with some trepidation. No sense in watching a disaster from afar... [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "to the 01:37:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] [i]2plash zone...[/i]" 01:37:47
(( BROTHER IS GETTING CLOSER 01:38:18
(( OH LORD 01:38:22
((HELP 01:38:24
(( HAVE MERCY 01:38:25
((ERIDANS ALREADY WWOUNDED ITLL BE LIKE GANGING UP ON A WWOUNDED ANIMAL 01:38:38
((Sounds like fun. 01:38:47
(( I WAS GONNA MAKE OUT WITH HIM 01:38:47
(( lmao 01:38:49
(( brother help 01:38:56
((🧍♂️ 01:39:04
(:v no help, only hakai 01:39:06
(( he's going to upchuck that grubcorn pretty quick 01:39:26
((destroy him :darthkermit: 01:39:34
(( LMAO 01:39:39
((bro the fucking discord emote names are killing me 01:39:48
((i can still see them 01:39:53
[color=#a1a100]((he's gonna chuck twoah that grubcorn 01:40:06
((HELP 01:40:11
[color=#a1a100] ((spit out that thang 01:40:17
(( LMAO 01:41:00
(( i love the discord emotes 01:41:15
((It helps distinguish my writing from the other Sollux further. 01:41:55
((I use pretty light shows and 🤪🤸♂️💨 🤸♂️ slapstick comedy. 🍌😂 🍌🥧 01:42:43
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(( hel yea 01:46:10
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] With a loud and cacophonously overblown [color=black][sub]crrrr[/sub]UUUU[sup]UUUU[/sup]UUUU[sub]nnnnnch[/sub] ... [i][color=black][sub]crrrr[/sub]UUUU[sup]UUUU[/sup]UUUU[sub]nnnnnch[/sub][/i] .... [color=black][sub]crrrr[/sub]UUUU[sup]UUUU[/sup]UUUU[sub]nnnnnch[/sub] [b] [color=black][sub]crrrr[/sub]UUUU[sup]UUUU[/sup]UUUU[sub]nnnnnch[/sub][/b]... [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] Sollux successfully ingests his first bite of [bgcolor=black]🍿 BURNT ASS GRUBCORN 🍿[/bgcolor], and it quite literally tastes indefensibly like ass. Like actual cheeks. The nutritional value, if it can even be called that, is exclusively found in the flaky bits of ill-tasting flaky rind that more easily lodge themselves in the teeth than melted adhesive tapes or candied taffy. The psionic's eyes water and flinch briefly as he downs the insiduously hot snack, muscling his way through the actual nates flavored junk food. He blows on it, refusing to dignify the ground with his footfalls, instead, hovering just short enough a distance to drag his legs, limply, and in annoyance. 01:54:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/yacuVuD][u][color=#8C730C]SOLLUX:[/u][/color][/url] [color=#a1a100] "excu2e me but how the fuck ha2 nobody kiilled anyone yet? diid everybody wake up thii2 morniing and leave the fuckiing 2afety on theiir lethal capaciity two do a biitch iin or 2omethiing? how do you fuck up fuckiing 2omebody up? iit ii2 liiterally one of the mo2t deliiberate thiing2 a troll can do. actually kiill your2elve2. you're already halfway there wiithout my helpful 2ugge2tiion2 iin the adviice column." 01:54:20
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[color=#A1A100] SOLLUX: honestly if it weren’t for the fact he woke up he’d be worse for wear too, he’s not really going to press the issue on it, he can always tease and bitch at him at a later time for it. “both your wand and your riifle both had ii22ue2 two. ii thiink the feeliing ii2 mutual on the burnt two a crii2p and bad aiim riight now.” he could care less about ‘acting’ like a nurse its more or less just him trying to figure out what is correct in a new situation. “yea, yea 2ave iit for 2omeone who giive2 a 2hiit iim only doiing iit 2o you dont biitch about haviing two do iit your2elf later.” he rolls his eyes at the bit about not whining and moaning. Dreaming up some bandage wrap and burn spray, he’d get up and move to the leg he had hit twice with his psiioniics. First sitting back down and brushing off any sand that could get in the way of the wound, leaning over to wrap said wound making sure it wasn’t coming off unless it needed to. “that wa2n't 2o hard now wa2 iit. al2o you can fiix your burn2 your2elf that2 gonna 2uck.” 01:58:56
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(( brother ignores himself 01:59:43
((He said ♊ =/= 2 02:00:44
(( lmao 02:00:48
((man oh man 02:00:59
(( eridan is like are you deaf that's another you and he's like oh i thought i was just thinking outloud 02:01:42
((He's used to dragging himself like that subconsciously, why question the voice of crippling self-doubt being a dial louder 02:02:22
(( exactly 02:02:29
(( lmao 02:02:32
("I thought my mutant brain was acting the fuck up again" 02:02:37
(( i thought my inside voice became the outside voice today my bad 02:02:53
("Oh. Well, he spittin regardless." 02:03:14
(( exactly 02:03:24
(( he's gonna tell himself to shut the fuck up tbh 02:04:01
(( it's gonna be funny 02:04:12
((oh god i gotta wwrite somethin hold on 02:04:23
EQUIUS: Equius hadn't been paying much attention to the altercation going down until the mansion was struck. He looks toward the beach. "D --> Venturing close to the source of the lasers might be dangerous" On the other hand, it's not like either of them could be permanently injured, right? And it seems like things have already calmed down over there anyway. "D --> But if you want to go swimming there, I'll still accompany you" 02:04:53
(( lmao equius ily 02:05:20
(( just yea its not good over there but i think we might die here too 02:05:35
(( so ig we can swim 02:05:41
((twwo sollux's ganging up on an eridan and you think its okay to go? 02:06:03
((insane 02:06:05
(( I CHOKED 02:06:15
(( ON MY SODA 02:06:20
(( AND IT WENT OUT ME NOSE 02:06:27
(( help 02:06:32
(Yes, Equius, leave the fish to fend for himself 02:06:34
(( i think i have sprite in my sinuses \ 02:07:25
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((tfw Karkat Vantas ^ 02:08:08
(( sollux just experiencing how karkat feels 02:08:43
(deserved uvu 02:08:55
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((eridan dies in view of naked gamzee and eq swimming living their best lives 02:09:40
(( lmao 02:09:49
((god 02:10:05
(( he's about to have at least one sollux hate make out on him 02:10:11
((gangbanged against his wwill 02:10:24
(( LMSAO 02:10:30
((ayo 02:11:10
(( sollux out of pure spite of himself i saw him first he hate flirted with me first i will beat your ass which happens to be my own ass 02:11:41
(( round two fight 02:11:56
((fighting yourself for some guy you dont evven like that much is crazy 02:12:19
(no way he goes 0-2... right? ò vô 02:12:33
(( lmao 02:12:38
(( 0-2 would be the most in-character way for this to shake up. 02:12:52
(( he loathes himself enough to probably fight himself over a potato chip lets be honest 02:13:13
((lmfao 02:14:41
(( imagine they both die at the same time and it makes him lose a 0-3 because technically two of him died 02:14:49
((double death is crazy 02:14:58
(( idk i love fucking around with stupid shit 02:15:14
(( the sprite cleared out my sinuses what the fuck 02:16:44
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: "maybe. im sure we could motherfuckin handle it though. :o)" For some reason that might have felt a little.. ominous. Menacing for a moment, perhaps. "we're already all up and OUT here in that sea air. i havent had a good SWIM in a while.. cmon eq. lets have some fun :oD" And so he shuffles off, unafraid of hypothetical psionic lasers. Surely they wouldn't try to make a naked highblood clown angry, right? [i]Right?[/i] 02:17:49
mcdonalds sprite built diff 02:18:03
(( it is 02:18:17
(( apparently 02:18:20
(( also gamzee no they do not want to make the naked clown angry 02:18:35
(put some clothes on you hobo 02:19:18
(( you either get the codpiece or naked 02:19:39
(( i choose naked 02:19:42
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((ill be honest my first costume idea for gamzee did include the codpiece 02:23:34
(( lmao 02:26:49
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan wouldn’t break his eye contact with the ocean, that was until the feeling of Sollux’s hands ran over his wound. For a second he hissed softly as the feeling of the spray stung him, but just as quickly as the pain set in it dispersed. He didn’t say anything though, he wasn’t in the mood anymore. As Sollux was finishing up wrapping his bloodied leg, his focus would break away. That voice. It couldn’t be another, could it? The seadweller turned his head slowly, his eyes slowly moving to look over his shoulder at the other Captor who had appeared. No way. Eridan blinked twice, positive that this might just be part of the partial head trauma he just received, but no, it was too real. He pushed Sollux away from him, grabbing his cape and Ahab’s crosshairs from the beach, scooting himself away from the both of them. “theres absolutely no fuckin wway” Eridan pushes up his glasses for a second to rub his eye, this had to be fake. There’s no way he’s fighting two of these posers. He’s left mouth agape, looking between the two. 02:34:10
((that took wway longer than it shouldvve 02:34:17
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((eridan sees gamzee in the distance and concludes it MUST be the head trauma 02:35:19
(( LMAO 02:35:40
((HELP 02:35:48
(( sollux going to get up and look at himself like huh yea it is me damn i look awful 02:36:13
((😭 02:36:51
(( two whole sollux 02:39:44
((double the beating 02:40:12
((double the bu 02:41:27
((double the di 02:41:50
((wwho said that 02:41:53
(( lmao 02:42:00
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