Monday 09 June 2025

(( LMAO 03:25:28

(*bombastic side eye* *criminally OFFENSIVE side eye* 03:25:50

[color=#000000]~You can preach to me while I rail you it's fine.~ 03:26:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( goddamn 03:26:38

[color=#000000]~Also what the FUCK is going on here?~ 03:26:46

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( uh uh uh - 03:26:57

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( nothin' 03:27:01

(not happening FREAK :V *forces them into an fnf rap battle* 03:27:14

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ 03:27:24

(( awful choices lmao 03:27:28

(( girl giving him a couple of sippies so he doesn't die 03:29:28

(:v Felt Mansion comes out this week fellas, remember: Last to save Wifemara buys dinner 03:29:28

[color=#000000]~I can't believe this is happening. Well. Maybe I'm not too surprised he'd do this actually...~ 03:31:07

((damn i cant believe kankris gonna get railed 03:32:22

((🧍‍♂️ 03:32:33

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] “I have no plans on slipping and falling.” Once they had reached the destination of her [s]watery grave[/s] new task of bath time without causing more trouble, she’d wait for him to do his pleasantries to check if anyone was occupying the bath room. After that was done, she’d follow behind him stepping into the room, closing the door behind her. “Alright then!” without a second thought she’d start taking her clothes off not looking at the tub instead staring directly at kankri to avoid staring at what frightens her. Still listening to what he’s asking, only to hear him say the least he can do is turn the water on for her. A slight panic starts to make its way through her and she’d muster out “Are you not going to join me?” half naked and slightly afraid. 03:32:51

[color=#000000]~Ugh. I can't even spawn in I need my vessel in my timeline for Dave and I can't split off a portion of my Self if I'm tandem aiding Roxy. I'm rattling the metaphorical metaphysical bars of my prison yelling at the narrative here you guys are tormenting me.~ 03:32:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( maybe i just want the big blue bug lady to kiss a dumbass 03:33:23

[color=#000000]~She ALREADY has a dumbass to kiss and I'm [i]trying[/i] to recover him.~ 03:33:44

((naked and afraid my god 03:34:00

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ why cant she have two dumbasses to mack on 03:34:07

[color=#000000]~When I fucking GET you-~ 03:34:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( OUGH?! 03:34:34

Dad [pipefan413] disconnected. 03:35:32

([color=#413600]"Y-You aren't joining??"[/color] "...you're a grown ass woman-" 03:36:31

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Finally some crab time, she had missed the crab and life has been semi-stressful also the party was a partial disaster but she’s never going to tell him that, happy to see he’s not as upset as he was earlier. She hadn’t ever really seen him in a full rage like that yet. “im really glad the party is doin aight glad there are no complaints yet i had to make a few phone calls n texts cus some stuff happened at my house but its all good for now” shes just gonna leave that convo there for now and go on with his next question. “idk after beatin everyone in mariokart he kinda vanished tho i hope hes aight i think he likes me tho more than just to protect i think” shes just being honest about it. 03:39:19

("...your phone is booping and bopping and beeping. Maybe you should go ho-" [color=#ff90ee] *grips him up by the collar and leans in close to whisper in his ear* [sub][i][u]"Kankri. Caspian. Vantas. Listen to me and listen to me well. There is not an emergency, not a call, not a notification, not a single ranting word you could say to make me leave and miss out on Crab Time any further. Do I make myself clear?"[/u][/i][/sub] 03:43:46

((i dont think i have the brain capacity right now to have both nepeta and mituna act in the same scene, so i might just have nepeta be a background npc unless directly addressed or smth 03:44:12

(( that is fair 03:44:39

(( that is what i did with cronus 03:44:46

(( he's just watching 03:44:51

(Cronus is in sheepurgatory :V 03:45:55

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: He was standing by the tub, leaning over the edge of it to take a moment to familiarize himself with its particulars. Not every bathroom was the same! As much as he might wish they were.. He then blinked as he heard an awfully familiar shuffle of clothing removal, then he'd slowly peer back just to get half-nude jumpscared. Oh good lord! "W-well I did not plan on it; that is, unless, you have a genuine fear of bodies of water..?" He'd say more gingerly as he notes the slight panic in her body language. "Are you saying that you need me to join you within the confines of the bathtub, or that you need someone close by to make sure you're okay within the space of the room?" He has a distinct feeling it's the former... he is Not Safe. 03:49:10

(( mindfang pulling the picture out like dude it's you 03:49:54

(( the fuck 03:49:59

((look at this photograph 03:50:15

((everytime i d 03:50:20

(( LMAO 03:50:24

(( she's like you look exactly the same the fuck 03:50:45

(( still gonna try and smash but look 03:50:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HELP LMAO 03:54:46

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave: . . . 03:54:54

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave: what the fuck 03:55:01

(( he can't deny the evidence lmao 03:55:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave: (oh my god it's me but younger) 03:55:21

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: They got along in some sense of the word; they weren't really [i]talking[/i] as much as they were just sitting rather peacibly and playing the game together whilst Kankri and Roxy conversed. Nepeta figured that they were close enough they needed the chat, and Mituna was just drawn into the funny block game! He didn't seem quite as good as Nepeta at it though, but he was chugging along.. Nepeta made a little offshoot room from the house for him, and they were currently mining in different spots..[br][i][/i][br]At least he was, and having a good time, until a creeper snuck up on him. Hssssss... aw man. "HUH-" Suddenly an explosion and his half of the screen went red, and a massive 'You Died' text on screen. "FFFUCK1GN 5H178UCK375H!" He swore loudly, cursing the screen for his own doom. 03:55:30

(( dumbass says its him just to get laid would be funny 03:56:25

((i mean, sorta not wrong 03:56:41

((sorta 03:56:43

(( he's like damn thats younger me in the pic in his head then goes yea what the fuck 03:56:44

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave: . . . i don't really remember this but i might have an epiphany while surfing your seven seas 03:57:14

(( LMAO 03:57:47

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(( elder dirk in mindfangs head going WAIT WAIT WAIT as they are making out 04:01:55

(( she's like huh??? 04:02:05

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( "HOLD ON WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO" 04:02:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( "THAT'S MY DAD-- I MEAN THAT'S THE WRONG DAVE-" 04:02:30

(( LMAO 04:02:34

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] It did not sound as though things were going as smoothly in the realm of the living as one may have thought initially thought, perhaps Roxy still had a few more loose ends? Hmm... Kankri was certain Roxy would not have lied about getting stuff done earlier, so he himself would leave it be unless he had evidence to the contrary. He folded his arms idly listening to her talk about the silver rapscallion. [i]Liked her more than a protective sort of way?[/i] What did that even mean? Could robots feel any strong quadratic feelings toward someone? As spiteful as the metallic porcupine was, Kankri did not think it had the same capacity for emotion as Aradiabot-- unless it actually [i]did[/i] have a conciousness... "I-" a sharp fit of swears cuts into Kankri's potential response, to which he promptly turns his head toward Mituna, "Graci9us, mind y9ur language while in mixed c9mpany. What happened?" 04:02:46

(( mindfang freaking the fuck out like WHAT 04:02:48

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave, frowning. Bruh I was enjoying this come back why are you tweaking gurl... 04:03:16

(( mindfang in her drunken state trying to explain how she's being cockblocked 04:04:13

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HELP LMAO-- 04:04:24

(( while also tweaking 04:04:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave: well whoever the fuck it is is on my shitlist right now 04:04:52

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dirk, almost in tears: 04:05:02

(( LMAO 04:05:11

([color=#031488]"...is this what it feels to be on the recieving end of mind manipulation holy shit turn it off-" 04:05:26

(( girl is like i don't know how to tell you this but it's dirk 04:06:13

[color=#000000]~Well I can't just [i]let[/i] her fuck around with my da- I mean the wrong Dave.~ 04:06:25

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HELP NO DON'T 04:06:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( OH LORD 04:06:33

(( ruining two striders in one go would be funny but she's not going to tell him it's dirk 04:06:47

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( The switch around in Alpha Dave hearing the name Dirk: 04:07:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Fucking tweaking bruh whAT DO YOU MEAN MY SON IS IN YOUR HEAD- 04:07:47

(( LMAO 04:08:01

(( both of them tweaking 04:08:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dirk: Starting to regret cockblocking. 04:08:29

(( that would make it worse cus then she'd be horny and mad 04:08:35

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMAO? 04:08:40

((do it :darthkermit: 04:09:09

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave thinking it's hotter she's horny and angry he's a freak- 04:09:11

(( LMAO 04:09:17

(( dirk: :( full regret 04:09:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dirk: This is bullshit. I'm going to strangle the narrator. 04:09:58

(( LMAO 04:10:03

[color=#000000]~I mean I would but I'm goddamn busy. Might've found Dave though. He's cross-timeline jumping. Fucking lovely.~ 04:10:57

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(Johnathan when I catch you Johnathan 04:18:37

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(:v ello 04:23:14

(>:u fine, more cats for ME 04:24:08

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(eight and a half eridans :v 04:30:28

((oops, all eridans 04:33:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] Damn right, she’s a hot piece of ass and has everything she could ever want, well except for her strider right now but she still has no idea and refuses to kinda believe its the wrong one in her drunken haze and with the only amount of information she actually has at this second. Not his fault or really hers per se as the stars aligned at the right time for the wrong reason with the wrong person. Not that it matters, it’s close enough to someone intoxicated, frustrated and actively looking at the almost exact copy of someone she’s interested in. [br] [br] is she really that confused or is he really fucking with her or just doing his usual stick she doesn’t know, with a small huff. She’d pull the photo out of one of the many hidden pockets, holding it out and tapping on it gently with him in her lap. “That is you, correct?” letting him take a good look at it before putting it back where it belongs. [br] [br] 04:33:44

[color=#005682] in all honesty she wasn’t expecting him to actively want to pail with all that had previously happened, but she’s not going to complain at all, seeing the loose tie around his neck and as he actively started to pop his suitjacket and unbutton some of the top buttons of his shirt was enough for her to comply, not that it helped that he had started flirting with her and using this opportunity against her against her better judgements at the moment. “You will not hear any complaints from me, I assure you. Alright, just not too much, it will cull you as it’s high8lood rum.” a low purr began to form in her chest, as she moved away from the bars and walked back over towards the highblood rum, picking it up. Next she’d go and grab the key to the cell quickly and come right back, motioning for him to back up a little bit. She knows he can flashstep away if she opens the door. It was more as to not hit him with it though all that would do is piss her off and cause her to go on a man hunt instead, closing it behind her and locking it again. Before anything she’d take a swig of the highblood rum before finally squatting down to be somewhere near his level, holding the rum out for him. 04:33:44

(( safe 04:33:48

(Safe for everyone but Dave *devious hand rub* 04:35:29

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(:v whatcha scheming over there? Getting that ussy ate by Damara no doubt >:v 04:44:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] Taking a deep breath in and exhaling slowly trying to calm herself to actually answer his question without full panic. A small shake in her voice despite trying to stay calm. “I have never taken a bath without anyone, I do not enjoy being alone… especially in water!” she’s gripping the clothing fabric in her hands trying to calm herself as her thinkpan races with what’s happening. “I fear i will drown in the tub of water without you please do not make me get in the water alone!!!” she looks like she’s about to cry and also panic. Her body is now shaking, do not do this to her do not make her suffer alone. 04:45:54

(( disciple being very dramatic over water 04:46:13

(( as she should be 04:46:18

("...y9u're a gr9wn ass w9man-" [color=#413300]"I'M JUST A KITTY!! PL333333333333AAAAAASSSS33333333333!!!!" 04:47:36

(t(tirf 04:48:05

((bedtime 04:48:09

(( the only time she will cry kicking and screaming 04:48:13

(( thats fine have a good sleep 04:48:19

((zzzz 04:48:23

(:v you shall miss nothing, we promise :9 04:48:43

(>:v get the dramatizing ray 04:51:35

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] it was a sudden thing not that she can control sudden emergencies, though it’s not as bad as she initially thought. Sollux is now locked out of his pc until further notice and his computer has been locked via her, it will take him a while to actively break what she had done and once he does he can play games again until he fucks up another time. As for brobot she isn’t fully sure how to deal with him as of yet, she is interested but she’s not sure how he’s going to manage dealing with everything and she has no idea what he’s doing. Her attention turns to mituna saying a bad word after quite a while of being good, letting kankri handle it for now. Turning her attention back to him as soon as it was over. “back to ur current thought before i start yammerin about reproductive differences in our species again” 04:54:55

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Ugh. This would be far more manageable if Latula were about to stow Mituna's more... eccentric mannerisms. The flippant swearing and shouting was something Kankri could always do without. All that happened was Mituna was blindsided by an enemy of some sort, but after a minor stint of bickering, the gold was back to gaming with Nepeta-- that and the fact Kankri's attention was immediately snatched back by Roxy uttering some rather cursed words, "N-N9- I-I mean, n9 that is uhhhh—ahem—that is c9mpletely unnecessary, R9xy. 6esides, I 6elieve y9u've explained all that y9u p9ssi6ly c9uld already. A-Anyways, all I was g9ing t9 say was that I was... surprised 6y such a sudden devel9pment given the 9ddities that c9me with such a circumstance." Why is she so obsessed with explaining the reproductive system today??? 05:05:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] look she’s just like this sometimes, she has to get it out of her system somehow. Unless he wants to hear her add sexual innuendos to a lot of shit again just let her get it out now rather than hold it in. its for the best. “thats fair tbh i just have been blurtin stuff out i actually dont know much about u guys well besides what dave an karkat told me but it kinda went over my head at the time rose also tried but that also did not land anyway uhh yea apparently sollux blew a hole in my basement wall with his psiioniics in his sleep or some shit so i locked him out of his pc until he either figures out how to unlock it or gives me an apology its nothin that bad oh an for the brobot thin idk he was tryin to kiss me and asked to touch my boobs i let him touch my tits ofc tho” 05:15:56

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Gracious, a whole in her basement? How strange- there was a hole in the mansion currently, and Kankri knew for a [i]fact[/i] it came from a beam of some sort given the sound and speed with which it happened, could the instances be related? But, alas, Roxy was quickly bouncing all about, still rather fixtated upon their more [i]nether region[/i] aligned conversation that he promptly stepped out on earlier and left Latula to absorb the knowledge of. Apparently it was less of an exchange considering she's saying she doesn't get trolls all too much, but Kankri is then immediately blindsided with MORE insane information, "Wha- 9-9kay- w9w- we can c9ncern 9urselves with... [i]educati9n[/i] s9me 9ther time, perhaps the r969t is slight cause f9r s9me min9r c9ncern..? The af9rmenti9ned... [i]f9ndling[/i] n9twithstanding, what exactly is y9ur plan f9r them?" 05:30:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] damn no more education time, oh well its not like she has anything else to say about it right now anyway. She’s trying really hard to not go everywhere with her conversations, it has been a while since they had a proper talk and honestly she’s fumbling it not due to nerves or upset just having a hard time communicating right now especially with all the information she’s been getting as of late and just dealing with new things. “yea sure later and uh wdym i dont have any plans?” she’s thinking about it for a second before realizing what she thought he was asking, a small hue of red forming on her cheeks. “well um he doesnt have the right parts for that and he said he needed upgrades or some shit but i never planned anythin idk what else u would mean by it tbh i wasnt even expectin him to be interested in me in the first place bc usually iterations of dirk r not interested in girls so yea” 05:43:01

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] What? [i]what? What the hell is happening? What is she thinking-[/i] "N9, n9, n9t- I did n9t mean f9r it t9 seem as th9ugh I was asked a69ut anything s9 inappr9priate and, frankly, [i]private[/i]- whatever y9u wish t9 d9 with that ductile d9ppelganger as it pertains t9.... [i]9ther things[/i] is simply n9ne 9f my 6usiness n9r d9 I have any sway in what sh9uld 9r sh9uld n9t 6e all9wed, even if such relati9ns are a rather fierce j9stling t9 my pan, that is neither here n9r there. I was trying t9 ascertain what y9u planned t9 d9 with its... qu9te unqu9te "devel9ping feelings" t9wards y9u and whether 9r n9t y9u were seeking in recipr9cating such affecti9ns, 6ut I think I have en9ugh 9f a 6asis f9r a s9lid answer." At the very least, he knows Roxy [u]would[/u] mess about with the thing if the option were readily available and—just as he had done before with the situation of Karkat, Kurloz, and Meulin—he was dedicated to taking whatever the fuck sort of emotions, thoughts, and imaginary scenarios his pan could cook up, force them deep into a compartment of a filing cabinet or rotodeck, and then push that shit far into the recesses of his pan because that is an aneurysm waiting to happen and he does not wish to bog down their first conversation together with... irritants. 06:03:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] well thats some sort of relief to her at least someone doesn’t seem to want to add to her stress. “sorry i know u dont enjoy talkin about this kind of stuff its just been hard tryin to balance being alive again an also not feel pressured to not do thins i want to do well nobody is really pressuring me more just myself idk probably why dirk decided to go mia in the first place hes probably feelin it too but back to the other thin i just dont want another situation where i want to get with someone an i end up bein told someone else wants them or somethin bs from my youth i always kinda put others first an myself second probably why i keep bringin weird shit up sorry about that i just dont have a lot of ppl to talk to who can relate or understand i mean u kinda wouldnt really understand it either bc its technically stupid human shit also i havent really been drinkin anymore so im kinda at a point where i feel stuck bc i dont know how to deal with shit” the stri-londes having issues consistently. 06:15:42

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Is this what they call "withdrawals"? It sounds like rabid beast of think to be going through if so. Then again, Roxy has been rather 'loosey goosey' with her attention at times before, so perhaps it could just business as usual and he just is not as acclimated to it as he once was. Months of varying shenanigans tends to pull a soul every which way. Kankri tilted his head up at her proclamations of 'stupid human shit', if he had pupils, they'd be staring into the ceiling in wistful thought, "D9 n9t 6e s9 sure, perhaps I kn9w exactly what y9u mean. May6e n9t, 6ut if there is s9mething m9re y9u wish t9 speak 9n, I am sure there w9uld 6e n9 harm in divulging a 6it m9re- th9ugh d9 keep in mind that it is 9nly at y9ur discreti9n and I myself am n9t trying t9 69re int9 y9u f9r critical details 9r what have y9u. I am just 9ffering an 9utlet." 06:30:22

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she’s thinking about it, trying to figure out how to put some of these feelings to words without flying off the handle. Whilst also figuring out how to actively not outright cause more issues, being a god is hard. “Thank u dont worry it doesnt involve anythin sexual i dont think but u know ever since i remembered i was alive and left its been crazy an some of what is probs the reason why dirk left anyway basically after a while of getting comfortable everyone left from the game kinda slowly stopped being around each other due to life but we all need each other an honestly no matter what i do i feel somethin is calling for me that keeps drawing me back here i dont know what it is an i dont know why but its been relentless like does this shit happen to u guys with your god powers or is it just different for me?” she was hoping to figure out the answers sooner rather than later but who knows what she is going to find out. It could also just be withdrawal but honestly right now she just needs someone to be around her. 06:54:22

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Oh thank the horrid darkness of the horrorterrors she is not going to prattle on about the most inane and depraved interpersonal intimate relations known betwixt troll and humankind alike. This is phenomenal news, because Kankri [i]knows[/i] he would have stood there, cherry faced, listening to every triggering word off of the principle that he offered to listen so he will do as such and abide by that courtesy. It was much more snesible, but strange. He would have to interpret the meaning behind her words with great scrutiny seeing as how apparently her god powers may be involved, "May6e I d9 n9t have such urges 9n acc9unt 9f the fact that I am dead and have 6een am9ngst the dream6u66les f9r millenia 9n end 6y this p9int, 6ut if y9u are t9 say y9u are 6eing drawn t9 this 6u66le in particular and n9t just this plane 9f existence as a wh9le, then... I supp9se s9. I w9uld negligent n9t t9 menti9n that my initial happening up9n this 6u66le was due t9 a sudden heavy [i]Pulse[/i] 6eing driven thr9ugh the p9wer 9f my Sight. 6ut the 6u66le aside, and I am 6y n9 means a psychiatrist 9r 9ne with credentials in psych9l9gy and what n9t, s9 feel free t9 c9mpletely dismiss my next line 9f w9rds as n9thing m9re than intuitive speculati9n at 6est and 6aseless f9undings extrap9lated fr9m c966led t9gether instances 9f min9r understanding, 6ut it s9unds as th9ugh y9u simply miss 6eing apart 9f a larger gr9up 9n a c9nsistent 6asis. I-"[br 07:09:23

[br]Shut up, Vantas. He very well can't go spilling about himself, she isn't his... well. He has no idea what they are, but the fact remains that even as a close friend or something unofficial, he wasn't going to just say something to expose some deeper facets of his pan. He gently shook his head what his next statement would have been before continuing, "I am guessing y9u miss that tightly knit 69nd, which has n9t vanished in the slightest, 6ut it is certainly n9t s9 9penly pr9minent and that 69thers y9u, perhaps?" 07:09:32

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] given she had already told her everything about her almost non-existent love life well besides some pestering from the others in the rare occasion they do all end up together, she’s really trying to figure out if it has to due with her godtier powers or if she’s having a midlife crisis. Eitherway both are not the best options. She’d listen carefully knowing full well he probably wouldn’t give her that much information besides what he knows, which means she will have to dig and ask around later on. “yea i think ur right it doesnt effect the dead the way it does the livin like i mean whats happening isnt necessarily bad its just like pulling me the pulse is kinda weird but idk” what was he going to say before he cut himself off she’s a bit confused, she knows it was quite a while since they had last fully spoken and that the answer of moirails was still kinda in the air but she’d hope he wasn’t holding back just for her sake. [br] [br]Then he said her bonds were strong despite the fact that they weren’t around as much as they used to be in a sense. “i mean yea i do miss it bc i grew up isolated an with cats an havin ppl around who care about me is nice n all but there r a lot of bigger issues an without us all actively tryin to solve it together we r kinda throwin darts at a wall blind and hopin someone hits a bullseye” 07:34:13

[color=#ff6ff2]a small sigh, she’d look around for a second then right back at him. “look as much as i want to say im ok an doin great im not an i know i aint ur moirail or anythin like that but i dont care if ur dead an i know i was gone for a while and time is diff here but trust me when i say i will always come back an check up on u an our friends here bc i do care about u guys” 07:34:15

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Well that puts things into a much better perspective. If there is some grandiose threat looming over them, if even held at by a vast difference in time, space, dimension, or all of the above- Kankri has to agree, something [i]should[/i] be done about it preemptively about it if it can be helped. He kept his sights on her and only her- which probably made it much more apparent that Kankri is very good at staring. None would wish to be his opponent in a staring contest, he would more than likely win. Does it have to do with being dead? Not at all. His enthralled gazing soon is cut short with her admittance-- that is... unfortunate. His suspicions were right, though not fully in their scope, he was correct that things were a bit more hectic than it may appear on the surface. His eyes lidded a bit, slighly looking off toward the side, watching the splitscreen of minecraft antics, "I wish I c9uld 9ffer y9u assistance in a way that mattered 6y I am limited in my capa6ilities- s9lely fr9m my status as part 9f the afterliving rather than s9me level 9f inc9mpetency with what a6ilities I currently have."[br] [br] 07:50:51

His face started to softly glow with a bashful rosé at the mere mention of the word. How does he feel about what he said all those months ago? Did he still [i][color=#ff9ee0]"Love Her"[/i] or did he feel differently now? Is this the part where he is supposed to ask? "That is rather sweet 9f y9u, 9f c9urse as always, I sh9uld make it kn9wn that y9u have n9 96ligati9n t9 check-in 9n me. Especially n9t if there is s9mething larger af99t in the waking realm, 6ut y9ur visits are always a welc9med treat regardless 9f if we are... well, y9u kn9w." 07:50:57

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Not that she’s avoiding eye contact, it’s just been harder for her to focus lately with everything going on in the background. Not that she isn’t useful, it's just she’s not really needed at this point and won’t be for a while. The lalonde knows full well of the living and dead limitations with only a few rare exceptions due to unforeseen events, specifically meenah. She’s just going to ignore that right now, we don’t need the shit stirring peixes in her mind right now. “yea i get it tho it kinda sucks a little bit but thanks anyway”[br] [br] she’d give him her answer but honestly it was mostly up to him to figure out what he wanted, as she isn’t interested in forcing relationships who doesn't want one and she can wholeheartedly accept if he decided against it in the end. “look even if it doesnt work out the way we thought it would that doesnt mean we still cant be friends what do u just think id stop comin around to see u and everyone else just because u decided no on a quadrant look i can promise u right now it wont hurt my feelins either way but if u want my answer before u decide on urs just ask” 08:08:15

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Theoretically, his use to her plights with whatever adversary they are facingin the grand scheme of things was possible, though it require more visits from her specific timeline folk. It would be much easier to use one of his more powerful god abilites with more connected individuals present, but he still does not know what she's up against. It's better Kankri just allow her to come to him with such issues rather than try to, seemingly, bark orders at her. Plus, now he is being put on the spot! Very cool, he just loves when an emotional charged engagement like this is tossed out for a direct response! Yes! It is his favorite when he can feel the heat in his face pique to a mildly feverish degree![br] [br] "9-9f c9urse I d9n't 6elieve that, that w9uld 6e an extremely eg9tistical line 9f thinking and a rather uncharita6le depicti9n 9f the c9ntent 9f y9ur character... s9, if y9u 6elieve y9u have an answer f9r [i]us[/i] as... whatever s9rt 9f thing y9u are feeling, then yes, I w9uld very much like t9 hear it. Even if the answer is n9t what I expect. I will 6e 9kay with it." 08:18:55

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] later she can ask dirk about joining her to help figure out the issue but for now she’s going to try and stay calm as best as she can and continue to do what she’s best at, which is exist, because god forbid roxy exists and is happy. She wasn’t trying to put him directly on the spot, it was more or less her way of trying to vaguely gauge the situation, though now that the cat is out of the bag so to speak she will give him her answer. [br] [br] she had no reason to hesitate about it, she had done a lot of thinking about it the past couple of months she was gone. “i did a lot of thinkin on it an honestly i would love to be ur moirail or atleast try with u an if u dont like it we can stop or somethin but my answer is yes oh also i got u somethin i just kinda forgot about it tbh i just happened to remember” she’d uncaptchalogue a bag of actual candy lipstick that is for consumption and a tube of regular cherry flavored lipstick for him. She just hadn’t had the chance to give him these items yet, it took her a while to find that lipstick that matched close to his sweater. “I hope u also enjoy ur gifts ik u uhm enjoyed my bubblegum lipstick an all that” 08:36:49

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He stood there, softly letting his eyes flutter close as he awaited the answer. Was ahe dreading a rejection? Would he wish to keel over if she said no? What if she said yes and he didn't feel anything at all? Would that make him a terrible person? Would it make him a villain if now [i]he[/i] did not wish to be part of what he had asked about all those months prior? Maybe Kankri had a fierce fear of rejection, or maybe he was being paranoid, either way he was undecided with which outcome would be best... [i]and then she said yes.[/i] His eyes shot open, the sensation of adrenaline coursing amidst every fiber of his afterliving being, and despite not technically NEEDING to breath, he let out a heavy, quivering exhale. His stilled pusher thrashed about his chest like a rambunctious wiggler hopped up on sugar. And he was being presented with gifts too? "....?" His excitement is mixed with confusion as he quirks a brow out the big of sticks before recalling the lipstick he had captchalouged, "9-9h, w9w, yes, I did enj9y it th9r9ughly- I-I mean, I did n9t [i]eat[/i] it, 6ut I enj9yed h9w it tasted at the time when y9u sm99ched my hand- unintenti9nally! Unintenti9nally is imp9rtant, it was c9mpletely my fault-" is he panicking? Why is he panicking? 08:51:35

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] a bit of a concerned look on her face as his reaction at first was a little bit jarring, she hadn’t really ever seen him nervous. She did not even think he could get nervous like that, almost like the question flipped a switch in his brain and then short circuited. Her concern being replaced with a smile when he opened his eyes abruptly, she doesn’t know if he needs help or if he’s trying to save face. All she knows is he’s nervous rambling like she usually does, moving the items into one hand and taking her now free hand and grabbing one of his hands giving it a small squeeze. “shhh give urself a second to think and breath ik what u mean ur doin what i do when im nervous my turn to help” 09:06:56

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Is he happy? Is he upset? Both? Neither? Even Kankri was completely deaf to what he was talking about, it was white noise for him just to fill the space. His mouth was moving, but, to him, sound was absent. He took note of her smile and it just made him feel worse? Better? Bworstter? Worsetter? [i]Oh god, oh fuck, they're holding hands, the [u]W H O R E-[/u][/i] why is this getting to him? They have engaged in FAR PALER activities together, so what gives? Is it because it is they could actually BE PALE together? He was taking her advise... sort of. He had at least stopped spouting nonsense about the line of events that lead him to end up tasting her lipstick the first time around in agonizing detail, but at the expense of him clearly holding his breath. His face was already redder than a tomato, so it was difficult to see if he was being effected by holding his breath, but soon a cavernous breath was released, ""M-Me? Nerv9us? N-N9, n9 I am fine, I am just...." well? What is Kankri really? "...I am exhilirated! This is w9nderful news! Unless I misheard y9u due t9 an audit9ry hallucinati9n spawned a69ut from the stress 9f awaiting y9ur ch9ice, in which case, I am s9rry and please send me s9mewhere t9 lie d9wn!" 09:30:46

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Yea he’s definitely losing it a little bit, she’s seen him red but not this red before. Does he need air? Do dead people need to breathe, she’s kinda concerned for his wellbeing and mental health right now. Oh no did she fuck it up again, then he finally breathes and starts rambling yet again. Damn she wasn’t expecting to fluster him this badly, is this why he did not do quadrants can he not handle quadrants ?!? she’s not going to panic herself right now, for once she feels calm about a situation. “u heard me right the first time i said yes but uhh u might need to lay down for other reasons i think u might be overheatin urself” she’d wait a little bit before finally making the trill noise to help him calm down, unsure if that still worked or not it was the only thing she could think of that would help. 09:40:37

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[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: Oh god oh fuck, he doesn't want to make anyone cry! He raises his hands and does a 'calm down' motion as he sweatdrops. "Wait! Don't freak out, please, Meulin. If you are truly that terrified by it then it is only right that I help you. We are in this together.." He'd then drop his hands, bite his lip unsuredly, then.. sigh softly as he started to slowly strip off in front of her. The sweater comes off first, revealing a PAIR of PANTS that probably looks awfully familiar to Disciple... and then he starts to undo them with subtly shaky hands. Lord, help him.. 14:15:40

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] She was truly terrified of water, the only reason signless was even able to get her to calm down was due to the communal bathing in general which usually wasn’t an issue due to scarcity of water back then. She’d open her mouth to use her words only to find she could only muster up a few words. “Yes, thank you.” Starting to finally calm down once the sweater came off and she saw something very much familiar to her, his leggings. Staring at him for a while as the familiarity was causing her panic to subside for now, somewhat being replaced with a light purr emitting from her chest. Now that she had started to calm her shaking and almost crying was now gone, in that she’d drop the clothes in her hands onto the floor and finish taking off the rest of her own clothes. Despite the change in demeanor she is still very much afraid and she will not be getting in the tub until he gets in with her. Trying not to stare for his own comfort the best she could. 21:07:45

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Tuesday 10 June 2025

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(smh, a sad day for Cronus. Aura Farming just to see Kankri of all trolls get into a quadrant in realtime 00:14:20

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