pipefan413: I HAVE TRIED GC'S SUGGESTION. THE TASTE WAS UNPLEASANT AND DID NOT RESOLVE THE SITUATION. 19:54:14
[color=#000000]~Use a gentle detergent or some dish soap to wash it afterwards.~ 19:54:38
GC: TH3N 1D SUGG3ST FOLLOW1NG TH3 W1S3 P1NK WORDS 4ND TRY 34T1NG TH3 SH1RT 19:54:42
(( terezi no 19:54:52
pipefan413: I SEEM TO BE RECEIVING SOME CONFLICTING ACCOUNTS. 19:54:58
[color=#000000]~Just remember to use cold water the whole time so the stain doesn't have a chance to set into the fabric. Kind of the same logic with bloo--~ 19:55:20
(( take your shirt off and run it under cold water after 19:55:22
GC: WHY NOT? 1T 1S 4 GOOD 1D34 >:] 19:55:26
[color=#000000]~Terezi what the fuck.~ 19:55:29
((🧍♂️ 19:55:31
pipefan413: I BELIEVE THE THE SUGGESTION FROM THE BLACK TEXT IS THE MOST ADVISABLE ONE. 19:55:32
((but how would you know, you havent tried eating the shirt yet 19:55:47
[color=#000000]~You're welcome daddy.~ 19:55:52
(( for blood you can use vinegar or bleach if its really hard 19:55:52
((daddy is crazy 19:56:05
(:v what the fuck are yall doin 19:56:07
(( also i'll post when i won't be decapitated 19:56:08
(( helping dad 19:56:13
(( I just did a double take to my monitor what the FUCK Dirk-- 19:56:18
((LOL 19:56:23
((cackling 19:56:25
((i think this is what happens with bones gone 19:56:50
[color=#000000]~I do as I please.~ 19:57:00
((the energy has to go somewhere 19:57:01
(( yea someone has to be horny on main 19:57:02
(( or the balance dies 19:57:07
((this wwould happen anywway i think 19:57:09
GC: 1 DO NOT L1K3 TH3 D1R3CT1ON TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON H4S T4K3N >:[ 19:57:14
[color=#000000]~It's up to me to uphold the standards here.~ 19:57:14
(( you wanted to eat shaving cream 19:57:25
pipefan413: OK. I HAVE REMOVED THE SHIRT AND FOLLOWED THE SUGGESTIONS POSTED. I BELIEVE IT IS MOSTLY OUT BUT IT IS DIFFICULT TO TELL DUE TO THE SIMILARITY IN COLOR BETWEEN THE SHIRT AND SHAVING CREAM. 19:57:30
GC: Y3S? SH4V1NG CR34M 1S D3L1C1OUS 19:57:35
(( let it dry and if it stains you fucked up 19:57:52
pipefan413: WHAT DO I DO WITH THE NOW RUINED CAN. IS IT STILL ABLE TO BE SALVAGED OR SHOULD I SIMPLY REPLACE IT WITH A NEW ONE. 19:58:00
GC: 1TS 4 CR34M. YOU 4R3 M34NT TO 34T 1T! 19:58:03
((bluh 19:58:13
pipefan413: GC I THINK YOU MAY BE MISTAKEN AS TO THE SPECIFICS OF THE SITUATION. 19:58:15
(( replace it the can is no longer usable 19:58:23
[color=#000000]~Allow it to dry. Most likely, the stain won't set if you followed the directions closely. Ah, if the pressurized air in the can is messed up, it's better to replace the can.~ 19:58:31
[color=#000000]~Mhm.~ 19:58:35
GC: OH TRUST M3. 1 4M V3RY 4W4R3. TO YOUR SP3C1F1CS. >:] 19:58:38
(( see me and dirk boy understand 19:58:46
pipefan413: OK, I WILL DISCARD THE CAN. 19:58:47
(( have a good day dad 19:58:55
((prank em terezi 19:59:02
((eat the can 19:59:05
(( we will be here for you 19:59:15
GC: 1 C4NNOT R34CH THROUGH TH3 SCR33N TO 34T TH3 C4N >:0 19:59:23
((fuck 19:59:28
pipefan413: GC I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DISCERINING IF YOU ARE PERHAPS POSTING IN BAD FAITH OR IF THE SITUATION IS GENUINELY MYSTIFYING TO YOU. 20:00:02
[color=#000000]~A little bit of both.~ 20:00:18
(( she's just like that you get used to it 20:00:51
pipefan413: REGARDLESS THAT STILL LEAVES THE MATTER OF MY MORNING ROUTINE. 20:01:09
GC: MYST1FY1NG? 4R3 YOU P3RH4PS R3F3RR1NG TO MYSTSTUCK, 4 S3R13S OF FL4SH3S FROM 4CT 6 4CT 3 TH4T T4K3 PL4C3 ON P4G3S 4820, 4825, 4ND 4827? 20:01:12
pipefan413: WHAT. 20:01:18
GC: NOT TH4T 1 WOULD KNOW WH4T 4NY OF TH4T M34NS >:] 20:01:21
(( ok what morning routine needs help with 20:01:30
GC: BUT 1 G3T 1T. 1 W1LL CUT TH3 SH3N4N1G4NS NOW, 4ND TRY TO G1V3 S3R1OUS 4DV1C3! 20:01:53
pipefan413: SHOULD I ABANDON TODAY'S SHAVING ATTEMPT AND LEAVE IT FOR TOMORROW OR TRY TO CONTINUE WHERE I LEFT OFF BEFORE THE CAN ERUPTED. 20:02:01
(( how far did you get 20:02:12
pipefan413: NOW I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OFF MY GROOVE AND BELIEVE IT COULD CAUSE MISTAKES. 20:02:16
[color=#000000]~I hate that I know exactly what that is. I did nab some neat things from the Canon though...~ 20:02:17
pipefan413: I DID NOT GET TO BEGIN. 20:02:24
(( try again tomorrow 20:02:36
pipefan413: OK. 20:02:40
((you got this dad, go in raw 20:02:44
(( new day new you 20:02:47
GC: TH1S 1S 4 G3NU1N3 QU3ST1ON THOUGH. 4ND TO B3 CL34R, 1 4M 4SK1NG TH1S 1N YOUR HUM4N "GOOD F41TH" 20:02:51
pipefan413: I AM RECEIVING CONFLICTING ACCOUNTS. 20:02:54
[color=#000000]~Just try again tomorrow. It'll be alright.~ 20:03:13
(( try again tomorrow the routine shall be saved 20:03:19
GC: 1F YOUR CONC3RN 1S D3L1C1OUS SH4V1NG CR34M 4CC1D3NTS ON YOUR HUM4N 4PP4R3L, H4V3 YOU CONS1D3R3D SH4V1NG W1TH YOUR SH1RT OFF? >:? 20:03:20
pipefan413: THAT IS AN ADVISABLE SUGGESTION. 20:03:41
pipefan413: BUT IT WOULD REQUIRE A RESTRUCTURING OF MY MORNING ROUTINE. 20:03:53
GC: TH4T W4Y 1F TH3R3 1S 4 M1SH4P OF SOM3 SORT, TH3N SUR3LY YOUR PR3C1OUS G4RM3NTS WOULD B3 S4F3 FROM 4N 3NSU1NG 3XPLOS1ON 20:03:54
pipefan413: IT MAY TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO ON MY END BUT I BELIEVE THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL IN THE LONG RUN. 20:04:25
pipefan413: THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION GC. 20:04:39
(( by god terezi is right 20:04:44
GC: OF COURS3! 1 ONLY H4V3 TH3 B3ST SUGG3ST1ONS >:] 20:05:33
[color=#000000]~Ironically enough despite her disposition, she usually tends to be right. When she locks in, that is.~ 20:05:44
(( besides the shaving cream eating 20:05:57
(( but yes 20:06:00
[color=#000000]~Yes.~ 20:06:01
pipefan413: LOCKING IN. THAT IS A PHRASE I HAVE HEARD BUT DO NOT QUITE UNDERSTAND. 20:06:10
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [yummers. eats shaving cream in the bg] 20:06:20
GC: 1 4M OFF3ND3D BY YOUR 1NS1NU4T1ON, TH4T 1 4M NOT P3RP3TU4LLY LOCK3D 1N 4T 4LL T1M3S 20:06:22
(( killing you gamzee 20:06:27
pipefan413: GAMZEE I DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS ADVISABLE 20:06:32
pipefan413: IN MY DURESS I FORGOT PROPER PUNCTUATION. 20:06:46
[color=#000000]~It means to be intensely focused and determined.~ 20:06:57
(( it's okay we still love you dad 20:06:58
pipefan413: I SEE. 20:07:04
pipefan413: I SUPPPOSE I AM OFTEN "LOCKED IN." 20:07:14
pipefan413: WHEN I AM PREPARING BAKED GOODS. 20:07:21
[color=#000000]~A man after my heart.~ 20:07:26
GC: ((H3LP 1 H4V3 NOT US3D TH1S S1T3 1N H4LF 4 D3C4D3 HOW DO 1 CLOS3 TH3 CH4R4CT3R M3NU 20:07:29
(( you have to click accept 20:07:39
pipefan413: EXCUSE ME, 20:07:40
(( lmao 20:07:45
GC: ((TH4NK YOU 20:08:01
(( no problem 20:08:04
[color=#000000]~I must've flustered him, he messed up his punctuation again.~ 20:08:06
((im not sure how it looks on pc but there should be a blue 'close' button top right in the menu too 20:08:10
((there is on mobile 20:08:15
(( i want him carnally 20:08:20
((dad look out 20:08:28
(( i can't help it 20:09:00
[color=#000000]~I wouldn't mind a nice candlelit dinner with him. And then perhaps a stroll under the night sky. Followed by some intense hand holding.~ 20:09:06
GC: HUM4N 3GB3RTS D4D. YOU MUST RUN. TH3S3 1ND1V1DU4LS 4R3 4BSOLUT3LY OUT OF TH31R HUM4N GOURDS 20:09:14
pipefan413: APOLOGIES. I AM ALREADY IN A STABLE RELATIONSHIP WITH A LOVELY LADY. SORRY IF THIS IS A DISSAPOINTING REVELATION. 20:09:20
[color=#000000]~Oh, it's not.~ 20:09:30
(( aww ok that's fair. 20:09:30
[color=#000000]~She can join too.~ 20:09:35
(( LMAO 20:09:38
((AYO 20:09:39
((chokes 20:09:40
pipefan413: HER NAME IS ROXANNE AND- 20:09:46
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pipefan413: I DON'T BELIEVE SHE WOULD BE RECEPTIVE TO SUCH AN IDEA. 20:10:00
(( you never know 20:10:07
GC: YOU S33! TH1S 1S WHY 1 4M TH3 MOST NORM4L ON3. 1 4M NOT CR4ZY HORNY. 4ND 4CTU4LLY KNOW WH4T TH3 PURPOS3 OF SH4V1NG CR34M 1S. 20:10:23
(:v you're going away for a long time 20:10:27
GC: (1TS FOR 34T1NG) 20:10:29
[color=#000000]~There's no harm in trying. I think she'd change her mind if she saw me. Besides, it sounds like you're a little receptive to the idea yourself.~ 20:10:30
(( HELP HE'S ESCAPING CONTAINMENT. 20:10:40
((its too late for dad n- 20:10:44
((oh my god 20:10:46
(( DAMN 20:10:47
(( DIRK STOP IT 20:10:49
MOM: hey guysss 20:10:49
(u-u 20:10:55
(( DIRK YOU NEED TO STOP. 20:10:58
(( is it bad i was about to go into mom too 20:11:05
[color=#000000]~I can't stop, actually.~ 20:11:07
((aLmaoskd 20:11:10
((dirk's about to go into mom too 20:11:24
(( prommie 20:11:33
[color=#000000]~Hello Roxxane. Lovely seeing you again.~ 20:11:39
pipefan413: ROXANNE I BELIEVE ENGAGING IN THIS FORUM IS NOT N ADVISABLE USE OF TIME. 20:11:41
[color=#000000]~It could be.~ 20:12:02
((pissing myself while i do the dishes rn help 20:12:06
MOM: who r u guyz 20:12:08
GC: 1 TH1NK. TH4T DR4ST1C S1TU4T1ONS C4LL FOR DR4ST1C M34SUR3S. 20:12:11
GC: 1 MUST C4LL UPON MY 4LT3R 3GO. 20:12:17
MOM: are you mr egbertss friends 20:12:19
MOM: thats funny 20:12:23
((help 20:12:29
(>:v Im hating at all times 20:12:33
(( i want to be more than friends with you both 20:12:34
[color=#000000]~I'm Dirk Strider. Hold on let me send a selfie real quick.~ 20:12:39
MOM: i always wonder what hes up 2 when hes click clacking way on that pda of hiz 20:12:41
MOM: dirk? 20:12:51
[color=#000000]~Shirt on or off chat?~ 20:12:56
(( shirt off 20:13:01
((dirk finna send a thirsttrap shower selfie 20:13:03
pipefan413: I DON'T THINK A PHOTO IS NECESSARY. 20:13:18
[color=#000000]~Yes. Dirk-- you're both allowed to look. Just saying. Ain't just for her eyes.~ 20:13:41
((cant wwait for the threesome 20:13:44
K!Terezi: 1 4M K1NDN3SS T3R3Z1 20:13:49
pipefan413: GREETINGS. 20:13:54
pipefan413: YOU APPEAR TO HAVE ENTERED AT A BAD TIME. 20:14:07
K!Terezi: 1T 1S OK. NO T1M3 1S 4 B4D T1M3, WH3N K1NDN3SS T3R3Z1 1S 4ROUND. 20:14:22
(fuck terezi, all my homies beat terezi with a brick 20:14:28
pipefan413: I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. 20:14:31
((LOL? 20:14:34
K!Terezi: K4NKR1. TH4T W4S NOT V3RY N1C3! YOU COULD ST4ND TO B3 4 L1TTL3 K1ND3R. 20:14:44
MOM: omg ur text is so pretty 20:14:50
(Dad agrees, beating terezi with a brick is acceptable 20:14:51
[color=#000000]~I'm not about to let you beat Terezi up with a brick.~ 20:15:04
K!Terezi: TH4NK YOU MOM L4LOND3 20:15:10
pipefan413: I WAS NOT RESPONDING TO YOUR STATEMENT WHEN I SAID I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK, RED TEXT. 20:15:19
(*equips brick* you think you can stop me, lard ass? 20:15:22
pipefan413: I WAS RESPONDING TO KINDNESS TEREZI. 20:15:24
MOM: omg how'd you know my last name ??? :0 20:15:37
[color=#000000]~Deleting the brick from narrative existence in your hand as we speak.~ 20:15:49
K!Terezi: F1RST OFF, TH4T 1S 4N UNN3C3SS4RY COMM3NT 4BOUT MY 4SS. S3COND 1 TH1NK YOU W1LL F1ND BR1CKS 4R3 V3RY 1N3FF3CT1V3 4G41NST K1NDN3SS 20:15:50
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [i dont think the forever nip is gone yet. what the FUCK is all this] 20:15:56
MOM: hiiii 20:16:06
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: omg hi me 20:16:07
K!Terezi: 1 H4V3 S33R POW3RS 20:16:10
MOM: what 20:16:13
pipefan413: THINGS ARE GETTING CONFUSING. 20:16:27
[color=#000000]~Oh the Roxy's are multiplying.~ 20:16:30
(Seer vs Seer in a See Off *domain expansion* 20:16:38
pipefan413: HELLO KARKAT. 20:16:48
[color=#000000]ROXANNE: this is normal here idk whyy u would get confused 20:17:02
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: ... HELLO. 20:17:05
[color=#000000]~Hi Karkat.~ 20:17:20
pipefan413: KARKAT I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MESS YOU HAVE STUMBLED INTO. 20:17:24
K!Terezi: H3LLO FR13ND K4RK4T. 1 4M K1NDN3SS T3R3Z1 20:17:36
pipefan413: THIS IS KINDNESS TEREZI. 20:18:02
(*vomits* >:v icky 20:18:06
[color=#000000]~Is it really a mess or just a prelude to our romantic evening on a three-way candlelit dinner? I'm booking a reservation as we speak.~ 20:18:08
((this is insane 20:18:17
pipefan413: I DON'T BELIEVE SO. 20:18:19
[color=#000000]~You'll change your mind when you see the menu. If anything, free dinner.~ 20:18:48
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: I HATE TO SAY THIS; BUT I THINK I NEED ANOTHER PIECE OF THAT SOPORIFIC COOKIE TO EVEN COMPUTE ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT. 20:18:49
((HAHAHA 20:18:56
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