Monday 09 June 2025

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] It’s always a bad time when she visits the crab, when is it a good time? She’s going to watch the chaos just for a little bit right now. 01:01:26

(we dont need a rerun of Captor v. Ampora in the fucking sand :v 01:01:39

((im sorry i gotta bully mituna at least a little bit man 😞 01:01:58

(( lmao 01:02:05

(( my cronus eating popcorn watching it from the couch 01:02:14

((gotta make sure you get your lashings as the brain damaged punching bag for this fish 01:02:30

("pu7 3m up 5h17 l1p5- 0H-" *chandelier crashing sfx* 01:02:39

((help 01:02:47

((lmfao 01:02:49

((nah the bullying is fine i just wasnt sure if you wanted them to mack or just be assholes or both 01:03:02

((wwell i didnt havve a direction lmfao cronus is just a dick to tuna so im playing that 01:03:27

((im just throwwing cronus in for fun wwhatevver happens happens 01:03:39

((TRUE we didnt talk it 01:03:45

((correct i wwouldnt push a ship on you wwithout telling you lmfao 01:04:09

((im a cronkri guy anywway 01:04:14

(dont look over here I didnt do anything :v 01:05:01

((grabbing you by the scruff 01:05:18

((throwwing you into the wwall 01:05:22

((thats okay, if u dont wanna kiss mituna we dont gotta uwu 01:07:09

((oh wwell if you put it that wway pucker up buttercuo 01:07:28

((cup 01:07:31

((fuck 01:07:33

((ITS OVVER THE JOKE IS RUINED 01:07:40

(( kill yourself right now 01:07:59

((i might havve to 01:08:05

(GAY! HE'S GAY- 01:08:31

(( yeah 01:08:33

((i can sex you so good ill probably fix your special needs or wwhatevver 01:09:29

(( thats what i say sometimes 01:09:46

(( wait no 01:09:54

(( people say that to me 01:09:58

(( hold up 01:10:02

((mituna transposed over LTG: K1LL YU0R53LF N0WEW!!! 01:10:07

((lmfao 😭😭 01:10:30

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He shuddered a bit feeling Mituna's gloved hand take ahold of his own. He may have been getting used to touching others, but Mituna was a uhhh... [i]special[/i] case. He helped the other up- no thanks to [i]Cronus[/i], obviously. When did he even leave? Oh- no, this is not the same one, this is another. He can tell simply because of their size not being so imposing. That and Cronus wiuld have been skittish rather than overtly obnoxious, "Yes, hell9, Cr9nus, d9 mind y9ur step." His attention was put to Mituna- as much as he wanted to let go, all this yellowblood's wobbling did not sit well with Kankri, "I've warned y9u a69ut taking y9ur little 69arding stunts t99 far- especially with9ut Latula ar9und t9 9ffer assistance." Where had that Gamer Grl gotten off too, anyhow? Come get your man, damn it. "Uhm. Here, why d9n't y9u c9me sit with me, that way at least y9u will n9t 6e putting further strain up9n y9ur 69dy. 9r head. Especially n9t y9ur head." 01:14:57

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [Y34H 1M 5P3C14L] 01:15:26

((help 01:15:51

((also wwoah wwoah wwho said my cronus wwasnt tall 01:16:12

((smh 01:16:13

(the last time Kankri had to watch a Mituna, Meulin said [color=#416600]"Forget about em and fuck me nasty style"[/color] and was promptly lead away to get his pelvis bruised so here's hoping it is less nefarious 01:16:24

((sorry, your cronus has been assigned short at first-post 01:16:40

((ending my life 01:16:47

(( yes 01:17:00

(i never he wasnt tall, i said he wasnt AS tlal ûvû because he's a BITCH 01:17:08

(( forced him to eat her out too 01:17:10

(( >:) 01:17:17

' 01:17:17

[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [SHE CAN DO THAT TO ME- I MEAN WHO SAID THAT] 01:17:32

((explosion 01:18:05

(( hell yea 01:18:26

(Forced? :V Kankri loves tasting new things, he went crayzee in the paint 01:19:01

((whys he eatinf paint 01:20:54

((thats not good for u 01:20:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] The troll hadn’t paid much mind to Kankri’s response on account of Mituna being right there. He didn’t really want to be in the vicinity for much longer than he had to only to avoid his style getting cramped. He didn’t come with a plan, but now his first plan of action was to initiate cool guy mode. Gotta pick up some hunnies while you’re at it, y’know? Cronus would lean himself along the couch rather than sitting on it, crossing his arms as he leaned. Bro’s really trying to aura farm right now. 01:21:45

((short cause i cant be fucked 01:21:50

(ò-ó that's it, Nepeta is getting... THE BOO BOX! 01:22:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] This is all a wild misunderstanding that they both have no idea about just yet, Although this wasn’t just a random flushed fling feeling at least for her, it was a very real feeling of genuine emotion it just happened to be the wrong strider from the right timeline in some circumstances of chance. Unlike most of his other suitors she’s not looking for fame or fortune from him as the marquise quite frankly already had it all, not that it mattered. She knew full well despite his outward appearances, he was putting up a facade. Despite not seeing him for a while then him showing up as a mess, this was not something she’d easily forget. [br] [br] the bitterness in his laughter had stung a little bit but it wasn’t deterring her from any of it. Deciding not to reply to the comment, she may be a yapper but she also knows escalating right now would be a stupid decision especially in her slight inebriated state. Then he has to tilt his head and act all cute, this is not helping! Her face was fully flushing a dark cerulean when she heard the last bit. Thinking about it for second, she’d already been on one date with him but if he’s offering one or the other she would probably choose fucking. “Considering it would 8e a second date, I would assume pailing would 8e the faster option. I have no issues as you put it fucking again?” 01:22:51

(( girl saying yea i'd smash you again just to get the shades off 01:23:11

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [1 837 1 C4N G37 M0R3 PU55Y] 01:23:29

((stuff it chud 01:24:35

((That sounded like a proposition more than anything. 01:25:55

("Cr9nus, y9u l99k like a cunt69y. St9p." [color=#6a006a]"....vwhere did you evwen learn that phrase?" 01:26:02

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [Y34H 1LL 57UFF 17 4LR1GH7] 01:26:10

(("stuff it, chud" said someone totally not referring to their asshole. 01:26:12

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [P33P 7H47 455 UP] 01:26:40

omit 01:26:41

((peak fiction 01:27:03

((smfh 01:28:36

((ill stuff mituna s2g 01:28:49

((lmao 01:29:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] With the defeated look of a million cats, she has now accepted her fate, the fatal bathtime. She will try and take it like a champ but we all know this is not going to go down well, he doesn’t realize bathtime involves him also getting butt ass naked too as she is really difficult to stay calm in water and tends to get everything wet no matter the cause. It was unfortunate they never made it to the actual baking phase of cookies, however being clean is better than whatever this new fresh hell is. “I shall watch you bake the cookies later then, if I am still allowed to do so.” she sounds disappointed [br] [br] “Lead the way to my doom and despair, I shall try not to complain much.” She has never once seen a bathtub in her life either, godspeed kankri. 01:29:31

((oh my god lmao 01:30:04

(Disciple: *85 times the size of the tub and still screaming at lukewarm water grazing her foot* 01:30:34

((real 01:30:50

(( she's 6'7 girl is bigger than the tub 01:31:36

((eighty five times you say 01:31:48

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [sigh, guess ill have to take her to one of those oversized luxury tubs] 01:32:21

((remembering the gifs i showwed bliss for that i thought of 01:32:25

(( yea i shared it with the class 01:32:39

((as you should 01:33:18

Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 01:41:03

((the masculine urge to say heinous things with mituna 01:41:55

(( do it 01:43:46

(( say all the slurs 01:43:52

(( i give you full permission 01:44:14

([color=#eec900]"7H4NK5 F0R D4 455157 5UG4RY GUTT3RBL00D BULG3!"[/color] *drops him immediately* 01:44:19

((lmfao??? 01:45:14

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: Fortunately for Kankri that worrisome wobbling would end a few seconds after his feet were on solid ground, and his more mild expression would be disspelled when Kankri addresses him again. He gives their hand a grateful little squeeze. "1 KN0W, 8U7 1 WWW45H G3771GN 80R3D W4171NG F0R H3R." He then frowned and grunted, seeming to get a little frustrated for a moment. "1555 5H3 H3R3?? 1 M155 H3R. 8(." He looks around and appears tempted to escape Kankri's line of sight, but the offer to sit with them brings him back. "...0K4Y." There will be no slurs... YET. 01:46:53

(( yet is wild 01:47:23

(( i agree 01:47:27

((fucking lmfao 01:47:54

((lmao 01:48:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] a couple blinks for a second, weird mituna did not say a slur for once, he must be cooking up some really interesting ones then. Not that the lalonde is complaining, she’d been texting on her phone this entire time, while she waited for the crab to return from his venture of helping the mituna. Only putting her phone away once he comes back and is ready to proceed with the hellos. 01:50:28

(*puts him a headlock the immediate from a slur leaves his mouth* "Nap time." 01:51:37

(( sorry i did not see nepeta's response just assume she had said more hello's lmao 01:51:50

(( girl distracted 01:51:55

(( roxy pulling condoms out right after while staring directly at kankri after that 01:52:57

((even roxy is like 'damn no slurs? didnt know u were chill like that' 01:53:11

(( exactly 01:53:28

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Latula is... a6sent f9r the time 6eing, I am s9rry t9 say. I may n9t 6e "radically thrilling" 9r any s9me such, 6ut at the very least we can attempt t9 have a nice gathering. There is indeed th9se vide9 games y9u are s9 entertained with, s9 perhaps that w9uld help past the time?" He was pleasantly surprised with how cooperative Mituna was being, perhaps things were looking up- the new Cronus's snooty attitude aside, that is. He lead Mituna back to the pair of cats, "S9rry f9r the a6rupt change 9f pace 6ut all is well f9r n9w. Mituna, this is Nepeta and R9xy. R9xy and Nepeta, Mituna." He would ask the pair to be exceedingly patient with his bodysuited friend, but it was clear to Kankri that both of them were quite the thoughtful individuals, so such pretenses need not be uttered. "Sit wherever y9ur pusher's c9ntent, Mituna." 02:06:50

(( mituna about to unleash all the slurs the moment he sits down 02:07:46

(Mituna Unleashed the Video Game. PLAY AS THE BRAND NEW WERECAPTOR FORM- 02:08:23

(His abrasive slurfest is dialed up 800, all he says is slurs every other word :v 02:08:58

((help 02:09:09

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [Ahem. I'm about to say every slur in alphabetical order-] 02:12:30

(( LMAO 02:12:36

("Latula, save us, please Latula, Latula please safe us- fuck it, GOD. STRIKE HIM DOWN!" 02:13:25

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [W4D3R- gets struck by an errant ahab's crosshairs laser from outside] 02:14:33

(( LMAO 02:14:54

("Not quite the smiting I was hoping for, but at least he's asleep." 02:15:25

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: :deadt: 02:15:49

("...S9 what are y9u g9nna tell Latula-" [color=#ff90ee]"Nice try homeboy, ur gettin that board to the dome on ur own with this one."[/color] 02:17:39

(( roxy: im already dealin w/ a captor in my basement rn its ur turn to deal with one 02:18:24

("False Equivalence, mine is........ very, very special." [color=#ff90ee]"Sollux is special patootie too. Go face your teal doom." 02:21:24

((help? 02:28:05

(the help Cronus is getting is a lecture about being a cuntboy 02:31:01

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [H4H4 CUN7] 02:31:27

((i will reply soon 02:31:58

(( the help everyone is about to need 02:34:57

((god im torn cause slurs would be funny but also i like that mituna could NOT choose verbal violence and maybe get along for once 02:35:52

(( whatever is best 02:36:35

((wwhat the fuck omfg 02:36:54

(Not matter your path, Kankri will most likely lecture- i mean have honest discourse with somebody at some point before... [i]the condomening[/i] 02:38:13

(( don't worry the worst case scenario i bring out the condoms again to distract everyone 02:40:05

(( :) 02:40:16

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: He raises a brow a little at her doom and gloom demeanor about having to take a bath. "Showers and baths really aren't that bad, Meulin. Staying clean is healthy; it helps you not get sick, as well as ward off bad smells and other negative sensations. Though.. maybe you just haven't had a good bath?" He comments then muses idly. Hopefully she takes to the modern bath that this mansion can provide.. "As long as you do not cause me any further undue stress, I don't see why you can't watch me bake later."[br][i][/i][br]He'll then proceed to lead the Disciple from the kitchen, past whatever the fuck is going on over there, and into the halls.. regular bathtub, or one of those fancy big ones? 02:40:45

((cronus aura farming and no one is looking 02:42:16

(( kankri about to end up finding out real fast she is bad with water unless they are both naked at the same time 02:42:19

((i like how that implies she's fine with water as long as he's naked with her 02:43:00

(( yes 02:43:06

((omg 02:43:09

(( she's more likely to be calm 02:43:32

(moderatekri telling tallkri about the trenches "Nonsense. You just need to be assertive. Observe. Meulin! Bath time! Stop writing that friend-fiction and get in the tub!"[br][url=https://youtu.be/VeFMdVIFsgs?si=qzYKA9VV_YsLZf4o]Meulin, genuinely starting to tweak:[/url] 02:47:19

((correct sata 02:48:49

((hes looking cool and no one is looking 02:48:57

((he doesnt deservve it 02:49:02

(( disciple looking down at mediumkri and tweaks out 02:49:32

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: "HNNNNN. 1 H0P3 5H3 G375 H3R3 S00N." He spouted through gritted teeth, doing his DAMNDEST to keep those rancorous slur demons at bay. Wait- video games? "0H 5H1777H7 15 7H47 H3R FUCK1GN G4M3 574710N?!" He let go of Kankri's hand and beelined for the console, big ol' grin. "1 W4N7 7000 PL4Y!" He has just.. completely sidelined that introduction, plopping his ass down and grabbing a controller.[/color][br][color=#416600]BOYPETA: "Hi! I don't think I've met mew..-" He then blinks as his thrust out hand toward Mituna was ignored in favor of a controller, and he gives a sheepish little laugh. "Sure, alright! <:33." They were now playing splitscreen Minecraft. 02:49:56

((kdjdjdh 02:50:00

(( tallkri just going yea thats what happened 02:50:20

(( when i was not naked 02:50:26

((nudism propaganda 02:51:04

(Kankri basking in his abilitiy to throw a great party without knowing how to throw a party 02:54:15

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she’s met other versions of mituna before, all she knows is he and latula are either always together or sometimes actively causing chaos. Either way, no skin off her back. “hi mituna nice to see another u” and he’s gone to the game station. Looking over at the minecraft splitscreen for a second, then back at kankri and nepeta. “so how is the party goin now i see we r doin minecraft now” 02:57:30

(Cronus thinking he's serving right now and his one semi-cheerleader is busy chatting up a babe :V 02:58:47

((lol 03:00:13

(( lmao 03:00:43

Dad [pipefan413] joined chat. ~~ 977 ~~ 03:03:14

(( hi dad 03:03:19

((omg 03:04:19

(the man who was free *equips cuffs* comes to be chained :v 03:04:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/DHbc6][color=#416600]♌:[/url][color=#416600] her fear of water stems possibly from the lack of being around water for a majority of her young life, only really seeing it after her travels with sign, rosa and psii. “I cannot help but feel dread every time I go near or see it. I understand I need to bathe but I loathe it. I shall try your way first.” She had one modern bath, though she wasn’t going to tell him that and the only reason she did not freak out was due to them both being in the bathtub together. [br] [br] Without saying much more, she’d follow him past the ruckus and wherever he had decided to go, although the disciple is a tall kitty 6’7 she may need the big bathtub. That’s up to him though! 03:05:02

(( leave dad alone he's a homie now 03:05:19

pipefan413: I BELIEVE YOU WILL TAKE ME EXACTLY AS I TAKE MY COFFEE, CONSTABLE. ALIVE, MILKY, TIRED. 03:06:55

(( milky? 03:07:06

(:v... >:v im not dunking you in milk, get in the paddy wagon. 03:10:00

((hi dad 03:10:04

((im rereading the comic 03:10:12

(( why are you always trying to arrest dad 03:10:22

((did u forget the tierlist 03:11:19

((dad is in the mpreg zone 03:11:24

(:v so? 03:11:30

(>:v justice is in the SUPER PREG zone 03:11:45

((super preg.. impossible.. 03:12:01

(( i mean yea but that doesn't mean shit for arresting 03:12:03

(( that means yall have to arrest me several times over 03:12:17

(( but we both know i'm the one going to get yall pregnant 03:12:33

(( i'm the pelvis breaker 03:12:46

(:v nuh uh 03:12:50

(( meulin dragging kankri back to the dungeons after she's finished with karkat 03:13:08

(( time to get this man pregnant 03:13:25

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: "I will do what I can to ensure you have a comfortable bathing experience. As long as you do not slip and fall, you should be just fine." Ah yes, she was a foot taller than he was.. to play it safe he is going to lead her to one of the larger bathrooms down the hall, where there was a tub big enough to comfortably fit both of them! He walks up to the door, politely knocks to check for possible occupants, before gingerly opening the door and stepping inside. "I believe this will do.." It's a bathtub that was almost more like a pool! "Do you have a preference on soaps or temperature? The least I can do is get the water started for you." 03:14:55

((kankri gets dragged in just to see karkat mummified off to the side 03:15:23

(( LMAO 03:15:31

[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Oh thank goodness they can stop touching now. "At least try t9 mind y9ur manners next time.." But lecturing Mituna never felt... right. So, he let it go, simply wiping his hand upon his black long-sleeve before his attention was pulled over toward Roxy. No more interruptions, right? Everyone good? Huh? Mituna and Nepeta have already taken to each other quite nicely, and the other Cronus is... where is he again? Kankri forgets and isn't seeking to find out. "9h, well the party has 6een... g9ing? It is hard t9 gauge h9w successful it is- I have n9t heard many c9mplaints, 6ut there is always... [i]s9mething[/i] g9ing 9n, fav9ra6le 9r n9t." He doesn't wish to think on it any further. The crab had long since abandoned his iron shell, aside from the metal boots. He is just in a sleek black long sleeve and his righteous leggings. "H9w are y9u enj9ying y9urself, R9xy? Where has y9ur little metal man scampered 9ff t99?" 03:17:07

("MY 69Y, WHAT HAVE Y9U D9NE T9 MY B9Y-" [color=#416600]"Worry less about him and more about you ;3c" 03:17:52

((ksjehdh 03:18:05

(( LMAO 03:18:08

(its just that scene from Goblet of Fire with bro 03:18:41

(( meulin: i gave him the best time of his after life he gave me a 10/10 rating, now its time to torture you pants off or i rip them off 03:18:43

(Probably the 2nd greatest hatefuck Meulin is gonna get out of him. If he is not [i]still tweaking[/i] about it before hand. 03:19:42

(( lmao 03:20:22

("I need. A 6reak." [color=#416600]"You ALWAYS say that-"[/color] "I can't d9 this. I am leaving the 6u66le and will c9me 6ack... [i]eventually.[/i]" 03:22:14

[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [DONT LEAVE ME HERE-] 03:22:31

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] Damn. A self-made woman with everything under her swashbuckling belt huh? Dave's unsure how the fuck he's supposed to feel watching this lady flush so deeply he thinks she might go full thanksgiving bubblegum Wonka scene on him. In the low, warm lighting she's... definitely goddamn stunning... for the enemy, that is. He nearly misses some crucial information here though because [i]she's down to fuck hello?[/i] You're not one to be side-blinded by someone wanting to jump on your dick. That's normal. But--[br] [br][color=#e00707]"wait-hold up- second date? you really must have me confused with someone the fuck else, however..."[/color] Dave's reaching a hand up and loosening his tie. Sweeping his gaze over the highblood and he's maybe possibly actually considering it. It'd been a while. Humanity was already halfway out the door by the time you and Rose finally took up arms as a last ditch effort. That forlorn, lonely feeling's crawling it's way through his chest. Sticking like tar. Dave tries not to think about that right now. Actually. Maybe this is the best time for some kind of [i]distraction[/i] for himself. And at this point, who fucking cares where it comes from? 03:24:15

("T9ugh squash, little man." 03:24:21

[br]So, Dave is focusing his gaze up on the woman's face. Tie now loose and dangling around his neck. Popping open the suit jacket and the first couple of buttons of his silken button down. A smirk gracing his expression, flashing her teeth and a flirty air. [color=#e00707]"... if you really want to see what's under the shades we can fuckin' pail about it. you should give me some of that booze you were sipping on though. i'm thirsty, and that's partially your fault for lookin' so goddamn good in this moodlightin'."[/color][br] [br] A small part of him, a little voice that has a conscious still, really fucking hates that he's doing this. But he's always been a prisoner to his own whims and vices. He'll ignore that voice and curl a finger at her. To motion for the troll to get in. Come here. Lets make some awful fucking choices together babe. 03:24:35

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( i'm going to blow you up sonic-- 03:24:48

(:V say gex 03:25:01

[color=#000000]~Your warm little bug ass is mine.~ 03:25:19

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