((ar ar wr 02:36:12
((god damn 02:36:57
((so my first instinct was to thrust minecraft or stardew valley upon kankri, but do u think there'd be a better option? 02:37:02
(:leorio: think you can just steal my laugh. Huh? Not 'round here. *hakais* not around here ò_ó 02:37:03
((dies 02:37:16
(:V eeerrrrrrrrmmmmmmm Minecraft. Put him in the block game. Show him an Enderman 02:37:45
((your first instinct should be to thrust upon kankri 02:37:48
(Dont you have 2 Sollux's ready bust that bussy open? 02:38:18
(:V oh okay. 02:38:23
((nuh uh 02:38:25
((im vvibin 02:38:30
((evverything is under control 02:38:34
(His butt is gonna be under their control soon enough 02:39:03
((nah wwere chillin 02:39:34
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [thrust upon kankri, huh..] 02:41:40
((yeah man 02:41:50
((✨i love disassociating ✨ 02:43:53
(not a repeat of the Nepeta Chronicles- 02:44:16
(:v me too, disassociating is awesome... at the very least makes for a good moment of decompressing 02:44:49
(( Not while I'm in the middle of typing.... 02:45:25
((its okay me too 02:45:34
(u-u ye, midtype being like "Existing? No thank you..." does not go as hard as one would think 02:46:15
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: "It might sound silly, but a lot of people consider those games relaxing! Here, let's try this one." He'll switch games on the console from Mario Kart to Minecraft. "You can do whatever you want in this one, at your own pace! You can even turn the monsters off." Funny block game time for Kankri.. oooooo. "It's [i]very[/i] popular with the humans." 02:46:40
(( paps zeke 02:48:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] He was enjoying her company and she was enjoying his warmth. It's a win win in her book, she will take no offence even if he had written it down and handed it to her. She was weird, high and freaky just the way she likes it. Feeling some of the rumbles, she’d just assume he’s enjoying himself. Up until he suddenly twitched his arm only to put it back into a resting position, hmm. She’d continue to play with his hair a little more before finally speaking, she did attempt to keep her tone down so as to not startle him. (^･ω･^) < “I CAN’T REALLY S33 WHAT YOU’RE SAYING RIGHT NOW, BUT I WOULD ASSUME YOU’RE NOT THAT UPSET WITH WHAT I AM DOING SO FAR. THOUGH IF YOU’D LIKE TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE I WOULD BE HAPPY TO DO SO.” she is actively asking to crab-nap him for a little while, she’d let him go with her other arm to let him move more freely as she intended on seeing what he has to say. 02:52:20
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [hmmmmmmmm.....] 02:53:36
((freaky time 02:53:59
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [i shouldnt put my bulge in there, HOWEVER] 02:54:02
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri didn't have much commentary in the way of what was and was not considered relaxing for a video game; he was only even touching the blasted console anyway because of a vague recollection of Mituna referring to games as 'stress relievers' at times. It was proving to just make Kankri feel like an incompetent wiggler that couldn't understand simple motor skills and he hated everything thus far. Subconsciously, Kankri was somewhat happy to see Mario's fucking dumb plump-nosed mustachioed face fade into the damn darkness, he hopes the archangels of Paradox Space claim to dumb plumber. He wasn't sure how to feel about Minecraft. Seeing the title screen, it did not look... promising. It just looked like something [i]was.[/i] "Mm. I supp9se I will try it if y9u are giving it such end9rsement. Let us get started." 02:54:21
((lmfao 02:54:25
(( LMAO 02:55:07
(( meulin: hoping mayhaps he will put his bulge in crazy 02:55:47
((staring 02:55:56
((wait hold on im stupid. is her question for him to leave her or for them to leave together to a dungeon lmao 02:57:40
(:v to slither off into a dungeon. Kurloz IS still sleeping RIGHT THERE. 02:58:13
(( leave the room together to go to a different room 02:59:05
(( the dungeon is just what we call the smut room 02:59:18
(( lmoa 02:59:20
(( they can be in any room or anyplace really 02:59:34
(everywhere's a dungeon u-u 02:59:38
(( her offer is to make him feel comfortable and she's unsure if he wants to be near sleeping kurloz so 03:00:05
(( they will come back after probably 03:00:23
(Sleeploz 03:00:34
(Sleeploz Napkara 03:00:45
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[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [no, kurloz can watch] 03:01:34
((kidnapping yet another vvantas to freak 03:01:35
(( LMAO 03:01:38
(( sure he can be a freak too it's fine 03:01:54
(( kurloz wakes up looks over is like damn he's smashing my wife 03:02:30
((ayo 03:02:31
[[haha karkat u are pailing my wife 03:03:07
(( kurloz: i will be pailing you next :o) 03:03:49
(( chuckle voodoos that directly into karkats brain 03:04:34
((oh my god 03:04:44
((kankri absolutely loses it later 03:04:59
(( LMAO 03:05:04
(( the second time a vantas has been involved in the couples shenanigans 03:05:26
(( he thinks its for kismesisitude 03:05:34
(( but nah 03:05:37
(( they like karkat more to actively be nice and caring about it 03:06:03
((yall are insane 03:06:17
(he doesnt think that in the slightest, no form of rivalry intent was involved in how mad he was :v bro is legitimately spazzing. 03:06:20
(( yea 03:06:22
(( i thought we covered that we are insane 03:07:01
((🧍♂️ 03:07:32
((smut dungeon goin crazy 03:07:38
(( have to add more at this rate 03:07:53
((down in the mines crankin that hog 03:08:06
(( LMAO 03:08:10
((wwe need an orgy room.... 03:09:19
(( most people don't do orgy's but i can make one just to have one 03:09:59
((where i come from thats just main 03:10:03
((:evil: 03:10:06
(( i know 03:10:09
(( i did the same 03:10:16
(( but i know some people would rather leave than find out you smut in main 03:10:31
((god 03:10:32
((smutting on main is so funny 03:10:48
((i have NO shame 03:11:00
(( i loved it because people would comment in ooc like it was a tv show 03:11:10
((that part was also very fun 03:11:20
(( ikr 03:11:24
(smutting in main us simply hell for the arpee but it was fun 03:11:30
((sports commentating porrim destroying my kankri's hips was prime content 03:11:53
((please make a smut channel wwhere wwe can eavves drop i beg of you 03:12:55
((commentary smut channel 03:13:03
(( roxy in a threesome with tagora and Cirava 03:13:31
(( yes ok 03:13:39
(( i'll name it the pitt 03:13:50
((YEAAAAH 03:13:59
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: Her concern for him [i]was[/i] appreciated, and his body appeared to relax a little bit more at her being so willing to work with him. With the physical leeway given he'll turn his body enough so that he could turn his head to meet her, and so she could read his lips. "A LITTLE TORN, MAYBE. PROBABLY NOT AS UPSET AS I SHOULD BE." He says, then purses his lips while giving Sleeploz a look, then back to Meulin. "...MAYBE WE GIVE HIM SOME TIME ALONE TO SLEEP?" That isn't him explicitly asking to pail or anything, but they're getting there.. 03:14:06
((you can choose privvacy or you can havve the peanut gallery talk about howw big your dick is your choice 03:14:18
((omg 03:14:27
((rubs my hands together 03:14:35
((who will be first in the pitt 03:14:40
((sure as fuck aint gonna be me 03:15:08
((eridan said only solluxes allowed, damn 03:15:29
(dont look over here Kankri is getting a break uvu 03:15:41
((im shyyyy 03:15:46
(:v hopefully 03:15:51
((looks like its up to me...... 03:15:53
(( thats fine 03:15:56
(( we have a link channel in the discord because idk how many links i can keep cramming in the desc 03:16:35
((god 03:16:43
((the realer question, karkat/meulin or roxy/roxy in the thunderdome? 03:17:01
((fuck it wwhy not both 03:17:17
(( yea 03:17:21
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((not for long 03:18:00
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((i fucking lovve the pitt i cant wwait to wwatch people get freaky 03:22:55
(*unsheathes Crabscalibur* i'll slay it myself 03:23:08
(( damn aight 03:23:18
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[color=#416600]BOYPETA: "Yeah! Don't get mad if you don't like it though, mrowr. There's lotsa games!" He decided to take the first player controller this time so he could guide Kankri through the main menu. "So this is how you create a 'new world'.. those're the options.." He's rattling off the stuff you can do. "Gonna have you do the tutorial though!" And so he puts Kankri in the Minecraft tutorial world, for good or ill... at least it'll teach him controls and stuff? I bet he's the kind of guy that has to look at the controller every minute. 03:23:22
((ur too weak kankri, you'll never defeat it.. 03:23:48
(ò vú you underestimate his power 03:24:22
((kankri is ready to get in the pit 03:24:44
(( i like how we went from yea meulin apologize to meulin smash karkat 03:25:07
((i guess this is just how she apologizes 03:25:22
((someones smashin 03:25:28
(( lmao 03:25:29
((freaky makeup pail 03:25:29
(( makeup pail for drugging you against your will 03:25:42
((oopsie daisy let me kiss that better [grapefruit] 03:26:09
(( LMAO 03:26:13
((HELP? 03:26:21
(( sloppy toppy meumeu 03:26:33
((fuck it wwe gettin freaky 03:27:52
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Why w9uld I get mad; it is n9thing w9rth getting upset 9ver c9nsidering I 6arely even understand the c9ncept 9f this game 9r what enj9yment is f9und in them either." He says all this as if he wasn't seething at Mario Kart. As if all those slips and slides off the track didn't cause him psychic damage and shatter his confidence. Kankri is jusg going to pretend he wasn't on the verge of a meltdown, he's fine, shut up. A deep sigh drags from him, setting the aside the CrabDad plushie upon Nepeta's lap in exchange for the controller to play the supposed tutorial. He does, in fact, need to look at the controller for every prompt given he'll understand this new game even less than Mario Kart, at least in that game he understood which button made him go forward and how to steer. "...is the wh9le p9int 9f this game just that it is cu6ed?" 03:31:37
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[color=#416600]BOYPETA: He's been blessed with the crabdad plush.. He will very gently hold onto it as he watches Kankri try to learn the controls, and he gives a little chuckle while scratching his cheek. "Sorta? There's a lot to it but it's what you make of it.. it's like a sandbox! You break blocks or make them and then build stuff. Like.. uh..." He looks at the screen then points at a tree. "Like right there! You break the tree for wood, then you use the wood to make stuff. It's a bit of a learning experience if you're totally new.." 03:36:39
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[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "I don't think I've ever played in this supp9sed "sand 69x" 6ef9re..." It sounded arbitrary to him, how would one build in sand? Well- Kankri actually KNOWS, but that would require water and the like to make the sand compact enough to actually have the properties needed to use it for building. Maybe the sand in a conventional 'sand box' is special? Whatever the case, Nepeta's further explanation made sense, so he would just follow the directive. "I surely h9pe this d9es n9t have grander reprecussi9ns up9n the ec9system- even if the landscape is virtual. T9 enc9urage the dem9liti9n 9f such natural res9urces flagrantly w9uld 6e a 6ad idea t9 int9 the minds 9f players." He proceed to break the tree down, collecting the wood from it and watching the tree basically crumple out of existence once he took all the wood from its trunk. "What am I supp9sed t9 6e making? 9r 'crafting' as the game's title w9uld imply?" 03:45:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] he could have just ran away after she free’d him from her grip, thankfully he did actively turn around and talk so she could see him waiting for him to finish talking before actively speaking, her eyes looking over at kurloz as he peacefully sleeps when mentioned just for a second. (^･ω･^) < “A LITTLE TORN ABOUT LEAVING HIM BEHIND OR THAT THE F33LINGS ARE COMPLICATED, ANYWAY YES, HE WILL SL33P PEACEFULLY IT HAS B33N A LONG TIME SINCE I HAVE S33N HIM ACTIVELY SL33P THIS LONG… SO LETS GO!!!” she’d move her hand away from his hair, giving him a chance to orientate himself so she may get up and move. 03:45:28
(( sorry i got distracted 03:45:39
(( my bad 03:45:43
((time to smash 03:45:52
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((TO THE PIT WWITH YE 03:47:41
((jsjdhshdhdh 03:47:53
(( already there lmao 03:48:06
(( i had to make it 03:48:17
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[color=#416600]BOYPETA: He couldn't help but snicker over how Kankri was treating all of this, but at least they seem to have calmed down! He'll indulge it. "Latula probably knows all the words and stuff better than I do.. sandbox just means you do what you want. I think?" He then tilted his head curiously at Kankri's next little bit about the trees, then he rolls hiz eyes playfully. "If it makes you feel better; every tree you break down has a good chance of dropping saplings. That lets you regrow them!" And sure enough, one of the leaves that breaks after the whole tree was destroyed dropped a sapling right down in front of Kankri. "With the wood? Uh.. you can make wood planks if you open your inventory.. or you can put the wood blocks down. If you want to make a log house.." Rather than take the controller away, he'll point out the buttons even thouvh the tutorial probably already did that. 03:53:35
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: "...YES. BOTH." He said in reply to Meulin when she questioned whether it was his feelings or about Kurloz. "IT'S GOING TO SOUND KIND OF FUCKING GAY, BUT I DO FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT JUST LEAVING HIM BEHIND. YOU DON'T THINK THAT'D BOTHER HIM, DO YOU?" He asked her before he orients himself. Whether that means getting off of her so they walk together, or.. she carries him? 03:57:11
(( LMAO she will carry him if he doesn't feel like walking 03:57:59
((true crabnap moment 04:02:02
((ill leave that up to u whether she whisks him away or lets him walk 04:02:21
(( LMAO OK 04:02:45
((oh boy 04:04:18
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He's sure many a trigger will be afoot in even the most supposedly 'peaceful' of video games, but for the sake of his debilitating migraine, he will pretend he does not see them when they may arise. Do whatever he wants.... he should test the validity of that notion, but he is almost certain anything he may theoretically want to do is either: A. Restricted by the confines of his ignorance to the mechanics. B. Somewhat untrue and is hampered by the rules of how the game operates. Or C. Is probably, but ultimately requires that he sinks a lot of time into the game to actually get to that point. At the very least, the idea being planted [i](get it-)[/i] that one can always rebuild the ecosystem with saplings to ensure proper care rather than biome erasure is... serviceable. "Um...." Kankri stares at the buttons Nepeta pointed to for a few moments before clicking around and eventually Kankri ends up with a bunch of sticks for his trouble. "Are these g9ing t9 6e useful f9r anything? Did I c9mplete the game already?" 04:05:22
(this information should never reach Kankri's ears 04:07:42
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("I win right? This is the part where I win? Where is the trophy?" 04:10:28
(( girl just gonna pick karkat up and walk out like he's weightless 04:10:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] that’s fair, emotions are wildly confusing and can cause trolls to do crazy things. Giving him a small nod at the first thing. Then he speaks about feeling bad about leaving him behind to sleep and his feelings, she couldn’t help but think it's sweet he cares enough to think about him. She knows for a fact he wouldn’t care as long as he got a turn with karkat later, she’s not going to say that part outloud though. (=^ェ^=) < “I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD F33L BAD FOR LEAVING HIM BUT HE WILL BE JUST FINE, I DON’T THINK HE WOULD BE UPSET IF WE LEFT HIM TO SL33P. WE CAN ALWAYS COME BACK LATER TO CHECK ON HIM IF YOU REALLY WANT BUT I ASSURE YOU IT’S PURRFECTLY FINE." After he shifted in her lap, instead of letting him get up and walk with her, she’d just put her arms under him and pick him up with ease. Getting up from the spot she was previously and jumping off the bed, walking over towards the door opening and closing it behind her easily. [br] [br] she’d walk down the hall and pick a random door to open, walking in and shutting it directly behind her. She’d then walk over to the bed and set karkat down, getting on the bed and sitting right next to him whilst facing him so she can see anything he says. 04:13:00
((oh yeah baby freak mode ON 04:14:24
(:v psh, that aint no freak mode 04:15:32
(( not yet 04:15:59
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [is this the part where i take my clothes off] 04:16:26
((shit it might be 04:16:40
(( soon 04:17:07
("Begrudgingly." 04:17:12
(( it would be funny if he just did that 04:17:18
(( like alright we are here lets go and she's like damn ok i thought you wanted to go slow but sure 04:17:52
((lets just get this fucking ovver wwith god 04:18:40
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [lets get freaky... holds meulin's hand] 04:20:19
(( LMAO 04:21:06
EQUIUS: "D --> I will. I just hope my assistance will be more satisfactory than not" Equius actually finds himself smiling back for once. Didn't even have to strangle him this time. He wishes he could just scoop Gamzee up and squeeze him, but that would probably pulverize his bones. So Equius just loosely puts his arms around him while he deals out more kisses. One of his hands cups at Gamzee's hip and the other brushes against his damp hair, keeping his touch as light as he can, like he's handling a hollowed out eggshell. 04:23:16
EQUIUS: (( apologies for dying so long 04:23:23
(( welcomeback equius 04:23:39
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [s][u can snap my back a lil its fine][/s] 04:24:08
lmao 04:24:19
((its all good 04:24:37
(Big Equius, NEVER the little one :cheems: 04:25:20
(( equius gives a small squeeze and gamzee's spine pops 04:26:10
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: Telling Kankri that they could do whatever they wanted was something of an exaggeration, it all still has to be within the confines of the game, but.. he's sure they'll figure that out. "Hey, good job!" He praised with a grin, before giggling. "The game isn't done until you want it to be. If you get some more wood and make planks then combine them with the sticks, you'll get more stuff.." Kankri was so unfamiliar with video games, it was kind of cute. 04:32:48
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: "ALRIGHT, SOUNDS GOOD." He relents. He wasn't exactly expecting Meulin to just pick him up again, but maybe he should have after the first time.. he's a little stupid. He jolts at the scoop before putting his arms around her to hold on. He's been stolen... again... [br][i][/i][br]He'd grunt lightly when he was placed upon that new bed in a random room, and he was blushing a little again as he looked at her. "SO... WHAT NOW? ARE WE GONNA HOLD HANDS AND WATCH A MOVIE? KISS?" He's using a bit of humor to try and get comfortable with the situation he is now in. Watching all those romcoms isn't exactly the same as real-time rizz. 04:37:54