[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( no please let me cook i promise 23:11:58
[color=#000000]~I won't say I trust you, but you haven't given me a reason not to. Yet. We're riding a very fine line here. About as fine as the single hair that held a sword over Damocles' head while he feasted. That's where I'm at right now.~[/color] 23:14:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( jesus fucking christ 23:14:59
[color=#000000]~I'm just 'keeping it real' here.~[/color] 23:16:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( well now i just feel bad damn 23:16:14
(>:v nuh uh, you're keeping it CAP *with reverb* 23:17:05
[color=#000000]~This is how I know you have a conscious that works. Unfortunately it isn't stopping you is it? You're still writing. I won't make you stop, but I will side eye you through the veil the entire time even while occupied with beautiful people.~[/color] 23:17:49
[color=#000000]~I'm definitely not capping.~[/color] 23:18:06
(this is why we're feeding you a popeyes biscuit 23:18:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( >:3c i just feel silly 23:18:36
(no bev. No sauce. No honey. No jelly. 23:18:37
[color=#000000]~I don't choke.~[/color] 23:18:44
(>:V R A W 23:18:44
[color=#000000]~A Popeyes biscuit is nothing to me.~[/color] 23:19:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( its true that gag reflex is gone hell just swallow that mfer whole 23:19:26
[color=#000000]~Colorful language.~[/color] 23:19:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( im keeping it real 23:19:42
[color=#000000]~Cheeky.~[/color] 23:19:48
(we just have to cram more biscuits in there >:u 23:21:09
[color=#000000]~I am more than just the vessel you see here.~[/color] 23:21:29
[color=#000000]~There's no amount of biscuits that will work.~[/color] 23:21:49
(spoken like a true choker, they're scared of the biscuit challenge. 23:23:47
(( i am allergic to popeyes :( 23:24:13
((allergic to deez nuts 23:26:27
(( yes 23:30:41
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(( kills self 23:35:51
(*does a jig on the corpse* i said RIGHT FOOT CREEP 23:37:52
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[color=#000000]~Haha, I'm spared from seeing The Horrors you have in store.~ 01:13:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ohhh you just wait and see.... 01:13:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ill just stuff this into my back pocket for now 01:13:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( in the meantime maybe i can neopet post 01:13:46
[color=#000000]~Please god. Spare Nepeta.~ 01:14:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( :33 no 01:14:20
[color=#000000]~I'm going to be upset with you.~ 01:14:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( >:33c is it a Heart thing 01:15:00
[color=#000000]~Yes.~ 01:15:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( :33c even better 01:15:22
[color=#000000]~I will fucking split myself to do something about it, stop.~ 01:15:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( :UU . . . >:UU dont threaten me 01:16:12
[color=#000000]~I'll do whatever the hell I want.~ 01:16:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( unfortunate that id HAVE to write it out too the wheel just gets snatched 01:17:08
[color=#000000]~Exactly.~ 01:17:19
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[color=#000000]~Why, hello there.~ 01:25:53
[color=#000000]~Welcome back.~ 01:26:00
(:v bean burrito dot com 01:26:03
(My absence was 01:26:08
(greatly exaggerated. 01:26:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( chat do i neopet post or maybe use uhhhh *rattles my bin* oh hey theres a Mayor in there hi 01:26:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( fuck else do i have 01:27:11
(:v uhhhhhhhhhhhhh vriskers. And no one else ●_● 01:27:36
((You can do either to equal degrees of fluency. But I can offer the initiative incentive of writing someone alongside if you are decisively narrowed in options down to a petting zoo friendly handful. Sprinkled generously and indiscriminately among the chat's gleeful grounds. 01:28:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( i can inhale through my nose and smell the roseness 01:30:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( dave is tweaking in my brain as we speak 01:30:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ohhh vriskers... 01:30:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ponders ponderously 01:30:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ill happily take your offer though Hikiko 01:31:30
(:garfield: thank goodness, now I can procrastinate a bit longer 01:32:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] ((If that is what you wish. 01:33:00
((:0 01:36:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] Almost done... *Rose spoke to no one in particular. A dollop of pigmented foundation was liberally applied to her cheek with the morbid instrumentation of an undertaker. Concealer swept across her face like the suturing of skin. Her flesh was alive, if only artificially. Colored with all the whimsy of a wayward wandering woegothic. Her eyes were half-lidded, amusingly inspecting her reflection in the mouth of a gargoyle vanity mirror as she bent forward, precarious pastels leveled against her better judgement cautiously. Should she attempt the forbidden dry pigmentation, emulating even the shackled cries of the rallying, roaring dead, hell's underbelly slit to pollute the ground with her entrails? She knew better. But didn't choose better. Today would be a lithe lavender. It ought to shock the outer gods dead* ...ah. Sublime. Now, to rejoin the land of the living. [br] [br] Or. What is left of them. 01:36:52
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[color=#000000]~As eloquent as ever. All of this, for applying make-up. It's genetic.~ 01:38:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( dont listen to him hes happy to see a rose 01:39:02
[color=#000000]~I didn't need to have my most inner thoughts made manifest through your beyond-the-wall speaking. The entirety of this chatroom doesn't need to know that.~ 01:39:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Applauding as ever, ephemeral as an eternity, you never cease to fail to flatter, 'o Stygian texts of the great unknowables* 01:40:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Were your words real, so to, would my praises for them be* 01:40:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *But as the kids say, you are 'UNREAL'* 01:40:57
[color=#000000]~Get to picking someone from your mind and writing-- you can see this?~ 01:41:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *What, you think I read esoteric and forbidden texts for my health? Goodness, you must have graduated from the Hogwarts School Of Prohibited Texts And Spells if you believe a ward immunizes you entirely to scrying* 01:41:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Provided you've any academic credentials to call your own at all* 01:42:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *You are the ChantGPT of Witchcraft; full of hallucination, and none of the remedial entertainment of others to watch you stumble* 01:42:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Shy of course, for myself* 01:42:29
[color=#000000]~Either you're close to your next ascension or fucking with me and both are equally true.~ 01:42:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Those are not mutually exclusive qualities for a mystic to bear in close tandem, you do realize* 01:43:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Be fearful and ever cautious* 01:43:09
[color=#000000]~That's what I'm implying.~ 01:43:13
[color=#000000]~Don't make me go over there.~ 01:43:22
[color=#000000]~I'll split myself.~ 01:43:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( please dont 01:43:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( do not 01:43:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( why are you guys talking through the narrative at each other 01:43:56
[color=#000000]~Why not?~ 01:44:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *I intend to tempt this one to the 'dark side'* 01:44:19
((lol? 01:44:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *It's minimally intrusive, and yields the potential to pressure another into the trappings of a corporeal form* 01:44:37
[color=#000000]~The Rose from my timeline's close to her own ascension as well. The only reason I'm not there to guide her through it is because Kanaya's been given a rundown and [i]insists[/i] to be the one handling her through the process. A decision I will respect and allow, despite my horrific need to direct their paths in a manner that's for their best interest.~ 01:45:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( most roundabout way to say youre a control freak 01:46:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Then take shape, and speak with your whole chest. Do not flatter and wane, flower and wither, and cower behind thoughts and prescient notions of imitated civility* 01:46:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *This tap water doesn't run in indefinitely dispensed wisdoms sans charge, there is always a price to way* 01:46:50
[color=#000000]~I won't say that I'm not. Because I am. I do still believe they have Choice however. I'm not that cruel.~ 01:46:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Speak, outside of narrative contrivances, or we'll have no further grounds for chatter* 01:47:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Whoever, whatever you are, you have my fleeting curiosity* 01:47:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Do not waste it* 01:47:31
[color=#000000]~She's literally egging me on this is so adorable-- I'm a little tangled up with another Dirk and a Darkleer for some provocative activities however.~ 01:47:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *Are you an accomplished magician, strange Stygian texted one? You've managed a reverse rabbit out of a hat...and...poof! A disappearing act for my fickle fondness and wonderings* 01:48:45
[color=#000000]~I'm merely watching the narrative happenings of the others present in the bubble for entertainment while I wait.~ 01:49:03
[color=#000000]~Wow, scathing, Rose, so scathing. I don't expect less.~ 01:49:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( bruh im trying to focus 01:50:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( let me like 01:50:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( get a post out 01:50:31
[color=#000000]~Yes yes, go on then.~ 01:50:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( flicking horrorterror Dirk on the forehead 01:51:25
[color=#000000]~I am then destroyed. Gone, reduced to atoms.~ 01:51:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] *For what it's worth, I was having fun* 01:51:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( i believe it >:3 01:52:57
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] A ram-horned figure casts a shadow over Rose from behind. How did anything manifest this demon is of little importance. Nor how it was known where Rose was. But the air grows noticeably warmer. The faint tick of clockwork is audible. Followed by the faint smell of smoke from cigarettes tinged with sweetness. Who else can it possibly be? Damara's looming. Floating. Being nosy of course. It isn't often there's a Rose in these bubbles after all. Something pretty and new blooming in the wasteland one might say. And the warmblood's got a penchant for humans. Sue her, they're quite endearing aliens. No need to rejoin the others, Rose, someone's already here. Staring at Rose through the mirror in her hand, soulless empty white eyes and a wide, Megido-special grin that promises nothing but trouble. 02:04:47
(( Whoa, Damara be upon ye. 02:05:48
(○_○ wait im sorri- 02:07:08
(( youre not safe 02:07:18
(( she will GET you 02:07:23
(( the demoness is back 02:07:34
(( prepare to double die 02:07:47
(NONONONO WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT- *shackled* [i]WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-[/i] 02:07:57
(( Ascensionism... 02:11:06
(( Ough... 02:11:11
((HELL YEAH 02:11:14
(( ?! 02:11:18
(( Sleep Token enjoyer in chat? 02:11:26
((no damara sorry 02:11:45
(( AW... 02:11:50
(( Haha but yes Damara is here. 02:11:58
(( I love her dearly. 02:12:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] "Oh? And here was me under the mistaken impression I'd have to chant the mantra thrice over of 'Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary' before I was graced with a haunting beauty. Was there an errant slip of the tongue I hadn't noticed, in between the facial paralysis my beauty products rendered? Or were you simply reading my lips...Megido...Oh!" Rose blinked twice in surprise, then an additional two more times in awestruck astonishment. She had turned around to face what she expected to be a familiar face, only to be greeted by features alien and alternate of what was expected. "...I must confess. I was expecting the [i]other[/i] of your namesake. Eerie impulses drive her to me often, with curious query in tow. Yet. It's not obvious to me what designs you might have in place of her...curiosities. Tell me. What do you seek?" An impetuous enough question if Rose were more familiar with Damara. She wasn't, outside of less than compellingly persuasive rumor and gossipmongering 'stay aways'. Cautions that Rose was selectively illiterate to heed. 02:12:18
((damara so based 02:13:26
(>:v Eridan is the man behind the slaughter, GET HIS ASS 02:14:59
((nuh uh 02:15:51
(yeppers :v look at him: he's purple and a guy. He did it. 02:16:15
(( Are you trying to sick Damara onto Eridan-- 02:18:27
(( She did already murder Cronus... 02:18:35
(( That was fun to write. 02:18:42
((wwhat the fuck 02:19:53
(ûvû get his lil ass, he was mean to Aradia 02:20:32
(( He was pretending to pitch flirt with her. She doesn't take kindly to liars. Particularly not one on thin ice, either. 02:20:33
(( Oh. 02:20:40
(( Well this changes things. 02:20:46
(( Mean to Aradia? 02:20:50
(( 0_0 02:20:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] ([i]Yeah?[/i] 02:21:10
(( Tactical Demon Nuke Inbound. 02:21:14
((LIAR 02:22:23
(ùvú nuh uh, look at me, super honest indiviual, why would I lie? 02:22:51
((🧍♂️ 02:28:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] The corners of her lips tug and curl further, something very [i]amused[/i] in hearing the human's words. So verbose it reminds her of the red aviator boy but in a different flavor entirely. Flowery prose and such, much like her name. There's a giggle bubbling up in her chest. Truthfully, their warnings aren't for naught. Her dangerous reputation holds water-- but there's no reason to do anything at the moment. The humans are, largely, not on her radar for her ire and wrath. She'll speak in Eastern Alternian, but the Gift of Gab will bridge the language difference. "[Expecting Aradia? She's wonderful isn't she. You'll have to settle for me, for the time being. And to answer your question... to say hello. I don't often see you here in these bubbles. Not as much as the other humans. I wanted to greet you. Nothing else. Unless you have something of value or interest to offer, aside from your time and attention. That might be reward enough.]" Is she... hitting on Rose? Yes. 0u0 Lil bit. 02:30:21
(( Trying to get Eridan fucking exploded is so evil of you. 02:30:52
(i am doing no such thing uvu he did it officer. He called her, and I quote, "A lowblood swine who was the MIDDEST in all of Paradox Space" 02:31:41
(( *Swiveling her head around until it snaps backwards like an owl and she's deadass staring at Eridan, about to smite him* 02:32:27
((i did not say that ho 02:33:16
(*when you pull off a successful "damn, you gonna let him talk to you like that?"* :peakcinema: 02:33:42
[color=#000000]~... God, why did I bother looking.~[/color] 02:35:09
(( Because you need to know everything. 02:35:23
[color=#000000]~They say knowledge is power but this is crippling me instead.~[/color] 02:35:38
(( Heheeee 02:35:47
((:3c 02:37:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] "[Settle]?" Rose remarked, snickering as she coyly fanned at herself. A sparkle arrived at her cheeks. Even through all the makeup, there was a shimmering cerise sort of glow underneath that betrayed for the briefest of moments an underlying anticipation. This 'Damara' was nothing like she had been described. Mannerly, polite, if a touch oblivious to the connotations of words. "Ah...the shortcomings of relying upon translation. There are subtle little nuances easily overlooked or trounced over. What little I know of Japanese I've gleaned from ancient grimoires from the far reaches of eastern civilized repose. And...[Yuri Hentai Doujins]." Translator's note, Yuri Hentai Doujins means Yuri Hentai Doujins. With a click of the tongue and a sashay of her hip, Rose perched a single hand along her side, curling with a pitter-patter of each incrementally skittering digit, as if in expectation of something. "Now...as for this...[reward] you spoke of. Where would you like my time and attention? It is had. But like...mmm...witchcraft, it is formless without direction and declaration of intent. Give me something. A 'foci' that I might concentrate and conjure up something...bewitching." 02:37:47
(( just got handed this fucking reeses ice cream cone hold on this shit is fire i gotta inhale it 02:42:21
[color=#000000]~How are you... doing that. With your mouth.~[/color] 02:43:36
((lmfao? 02:43:40
(ûvû ssssUCC *with reverb* 02:44:06
(( magic bro i can unhinge my jaw the guys and gals appreciate such skill 02:44:11
[color=#000000]~I'm. I'm speechless, really.~[/color] 02:44:21
[color=#000000]~If I have to watch this horrific display can the background music at least be Sleep Token?~[/color] 02:45:37
(( yeah sure why not 02:45:44
[color=#000000]~Look to Windward is just full of literary references it's such a stimulating song.~[/color] 02:49:11
(( nerd 02:49:14
[color=#000000]~I will fucking get you.~[/color] 02:49:21
(( mmm nope not today haha im leaving 02:49:49
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(me when I pipe it up ùvó 02:52:04
[color=#000000]~You're not safe either.~[/color] 02:52:20
(( Do you enjoy getting prodded at by narrators-- why do you keep doing this? 02:52:49
[color=#000000]~In all fairness, they start it.~[/color] 02:53:03
(( Uh-huh. 02:53:13
((oh my goodness 02:53:14
(nya uh :v 02:53:19
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] (I am utterly [i]fascinated[/i]. 03:02:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] (Did I miss something? 03:02:33
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(drugs :v 03:03:24
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