(( kankri doing it because he is a fellow red man 18:41:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( there are two wolves inside me 18:41:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( one of them is Dirk Strider 18:41:38
[color=#000000]~Yes.~ 18:41:49
(*Kankri remembering he's a god* "... WAIT I CAN JUST PEER INTO PEOPLE'S LIKES WHAT AM I DOING STRESSING WHEN I CAN CHEAT-" 18:41:59
((god 18:42:35
(( "okay but you actually got it right without cheating, so, thank you. this is really thoughtful and im definitely not reading into it at all" 18:42:41
((how do i embed again 18:42:49
(url= /url 18:43:11
(( [url=][/url] 18:43:14
thabku u 18:43:16
(with brackets ye :《 18:43:19
(:V 18:43:24
((🕺 18:43:47
[url=https://youtu.be/sTqRx-F7ZqA?si=wqCxLrh91tEpiSrO]That's right we're gonna cheat[/url] 18:44:51
(( i can't count yall i thought i had only 2 hours i had 1 more hour so now it's two hours i'm so bad at math 18:44:52
((omg billy 18:45:04
(*handshake David and is immediately slammed with like 20 instances of Karkat moments* "...jeez you REALLY liked Karkat, haha. Maybe almost as much as I do." 18:45:06
((yknoww i met him irl 18:45:09
((and hes actually a really cool guy 18:45:16
((he also talked about his pacman record lmfao 18:45:41
((waow 18:46:01
(wasnt he tweaking about Regular Show :v 18:46:07
(( i think so 18:46:13
(( guaranteed he likes karkat more than kankri does-- not even past tense either he is STILL not moved on 18:46:16
((shrug 18:46:16
(>:U HELL NAH, KANKRI IS THE NUMBER ONE KARKAT FAN 18:46:37
((wwe need to havve a karkat-off 18:46:53
(if this was not a party, Eridan would've gotten Batista Bombed through a window :v 18:47:10
(( "i literally married him whats your point. i got to see his sleepy face every day." 18:47:15
((IM NOT EVVEN DOING ANYTHING 18:47:24
((i HAD SEX WWITH KARKAT AND THEN DISAPPEARED 18:47:33
(( lmao 18:47:38
(( "YOU WHAT?" 18:47:41
((LOL 18:47:46
(( Dave crashes out in 4k 18:47:54
((LMFAOO 18:47:57
((IM FUCKING DEAD 18:48:04
(Bro would have stiff armed Mindfang smooth out of his way "Move, whore, you're messing up the Crab Bluetooth." 18:48:10
(( LMAO? 18:48:20
(( mindfang grabs dave and picks him up and holds him 18:48:44
((number one karkat fan, huh... 18:49:14
((🧍♂️ 18:49:38
(:v ye, loves Karkat so much. He would go feral for Karkat's sake 18:49:42
(( if eridan says anything about fucking karkat right in front of dave she will literally throw shit at him 18:50:12
(( pick up a table and just yeet 18:50:20
(( fucked up that kankri and dave could bond over karkat or just as easily it turns into a fist fight 18:50:35
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [bro, not the snackies :o(] 18:50:39
(( they aren't near the snackies 18:50:51
(( she moved them both 18:50:59
((i mean like i said he might get harassed by karkat again soon 18:51:09
((so 18:51:12
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [oh phew, carry on] 18:51:12
(( karkat comes in everything blows up 18:51:32
(( roxy: i just wanted to eat some food :( 18:51:42
((i just wwanted to sip my wwater but yknoww 18:51:56
Cronus|Meulin|Mindfang|Disciple [] set Eridan Gaming [CA] to Professional Wet Blanket. They can now silence, kick and ban other users. 18:52:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] Sometimes the ribbits were simply less intrusive, the frequency also varied from Aradia to Aradia as well. She could see that he has started smiling after her ribbit, quirking a brow slightly. It was as if she thought he was trying not to laugh at her. Considering he didn’t actually say anything about it, though, she wasn’t going to say anything either.[br] [br] When he said she was great, she wasn’t really sure how to feel about it. They had just met, after all, so she was sure that he was probably just going off of the little bit he gleaned from their communication so far. “i have n0 reas0n t0 get vi0lent with any0ne s0 y0u pr0bably w0nt have t0 w0rry ab0ut that” For the time being, that is. There was always a chance of her getting fed up with someone or something, but even as a robot she is still pretty difficult to upset if you haven’t done anything to her before. And even then, she isn’t usually the type to take it out on others. Destroying things was more likely if someone upset her. She turned her head away slightly at his question, thinking for a moment. “well t0 keep a l0ng st0ry sh0rt i died while keeping jack n0ir 0ccupied s0 that th0se fr0m the alpha timeline c0uld have time t0 escape” It was likely one of the more common deaths for Aradiabots. “i had already left behind my d00med timeline s0 as t0 assist the alpha timeline pr0gress sm00thly” 18:52:23
[color=#696969]KARKAT: [boo] 18:52:39
((help? 18:52:45
("I l9ve Karkat" [color=#e9001e]*owl neck turn* "did you just say karkat? [i]i[/i] love karkat-"[/color] "....." *animatronic lunges into a hug* 18:52:45
[color=#000000]~I will actually just abduct Dave through the narrative and spare him th-- oh HELL no.~ 18:52:52
((im back to being a wwet blanket wwoww 18:52:56
(But what if I took it away :v 18:53:05
((i mean 18:53:10
((im just here 18:53:14
[color=#696969]KARKAT: [prepare for my arrival, worm] 18:53:19
[color=#000000]~Oh my god DAVE WAKE THE FUCK UP.~ 18:53:32
[color=#000000]~I'm actively smacking around his body, he's not waking up.~ 18:53:52
[color=#000000]~...~ 18:53:56
((picturing walter screaming at hank through the car glass 18:53:57
[color=#000000]~What did he take?~ 18:54:00
((do u have a deadkat or an alivekat 18:54:00
((DAVE, DAVEEEE 18:54:02
[color=#000000]~What the fuck did he take???~ 18:54:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( stuff 18:54:14
(( is he fucking dying??? 18:54:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( :U . . . fun stuff 18:54:21
[color=#000000]~I'm.~ 18:54:32
((would it be more [i]fun[/i] if it was deadkat 18:54:32
((real 18:54:40
[color=#000000]~I'm going to fucking lose it.~ 18:54:40
((mine is alive so 18:54:49
((i shall be the dead to your alive 18:54:57
((god 18:55:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( >:U I'M NOT EVIL HE'S JUST.... TKAING A VERY LONG NAP DW, just DON'T let him sleep on his back, keep him on his side. 18:55:16
((i forgot i wwanted to poof eridan into alivve status cause i wwas tired of being dead 18:55:30
((what do u got against backsleeping 18:55:31
[color=#000000]~WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU.~ 18:55:32
((another iteration of remembering theyre actually alive fr 18:55:48
[color=#000000]~He might choke if he's on his back.~ 18:55:50
[color=#000000]~God.~ 18:55:57
(( eridans turn to remember hes alive 18:56:01
[color=#000000]~I'm calling Roxy.~ 18:56:03
((yurr 18:56:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( NO NOT MOM 18:56:08
((fuck bein dead 18:56:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( DONT CALL HER 18:56:14
((cant wait to bring my karkat back in at some point to call roxy mom 18:56:21
(( ik 18:56:27
[color=#000000]~Fuck you. I'm calling her.~ 18:56:27
((*kicks door open* MOM HOLY FUCK 18:56:30
((god 18:56:48
((now how do i push deadkat in.. 18:56:54
((drop his ass in 18:57:00
[color=#696969]KARKAT: [drops in like its fortnite] 18:57:19
((battlebus ovverhead 18:57:29
[color=#000000]~Oh my god *deadkat?!*--~ 18:57:30
[color=#696969]KARKAT: [hits the troll griddy] 18:57:32
(( mindfang finally getting to see dave karkat walks in mindfang: :::( 18:57:40
[color=#000000]~DAVE WAKE THE FUCK UP PLEASE GOD.~ 18:57:46
((i hate the thought of karkat hitting the griddy thanks 18:57:49
((lmfao 18:57:52
(( LMAO 18:57:55
(( bro is EEPIES. 18:57:55
((karkat hitting the toothless dance 18:57:59
((youre welcome lmao 18:57:59
((the meme one 18:58:04
((yknoww wwhat im putting the fuck ass dances on my eridan vvrchat avvatar 18:58:24
((the real question. would deadkat also wear a costume 18:58:26
((time to open unity 18:58:27
(( i have to keep checking the time because i do have to leave 18:58:30
((good question alivekat didnt plan on it and ended up ultimately not wearing one after the whole eridan fiasco 18:58:51
(( actually i'll just bring my laptop with me 18:58:52
(( fuck it 18:58:54
(( i'll tempt death for this 18:59:01
((hmmmmmm 18:59:01
((wwell he took eridans stuff and then they fucked and eridan took it back 18:59:15
((not the eribackshots 18:59:41
((frontshots but yeah 18:59:47
((close enough 18:59:52
((hehe 18:59:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] Brobot would take the controller, he doesn't mind joining in on playing some games although he was at a severe advantage in terms of processing speeds and ability to calculate the best course of action. "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED." He sat himself down next to Roxy once she came back, making sure to put himself between her and the clown if nothing else. 19:00:13
((maybe i wont costume deadkat, he'll just be existing in grey turtlenexk 19:00:20
((my brain isnt big enough to consider what karkat would dress up as 19:00:33
((karkat just seems like the type to think dressing up in costumes is for "STUPID LITTLE WRIGGLERS" 19:00:42
((yeah that too 19:00:50
((costume party but only 2 people are wwearing anything 19:01:04
((it took a hot minute for a dave to convince karkat to match costumes with him but then the dave disappeared so karkat never dressed up 19:01:10
((thers a lot more than 2 but ok 19:01:19
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [challenge accepted? bro, we're both challenged when it comes to this game lmao] 19:01:21
((LMFAOOO 19:01:25
(( roxy, brobot, gamzee, aradia, kurloz and meulin are waering costumes right now in the room 19:01:51
((its a fucking exaggeration you igno ramous 19:01:59
((:) 19:02:04
((GOD 19:02:05
(Kankri is the ultimate costume wearer uvu he will dress up Botradia if she seems interested 19:02:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] :o) [sub]HONK[/sub] 19:02:28
((that wwas also targeted at bones not you bliss 19:02:40
(( anyway yall i'll put myself on the line bringing my laptop upstairs 19:02:44
((youre innocent in all this 19:02:45
(( so i can rp 19:02:53
(Kankri :handshake Roxy "Okay, Robutt, dress up time" 19:02:54
((killing myself in front of u to change the trajectory of your life 19:02:58
((i wwouldnt care 19:03:04
(( NOO 19:03:05
(( I WANT TO LIVE 19:03:10
((you couldnt hurt me in any wway that matters 19:03:16
((ivve already been through too much to care 19:03:28
((also good luck leavving your house let alone your state 19:03:43
((WWORM 19:03:45
(( brobot got aimbot 19:04:32
(( put him in cod 19:04:36
[color=#696969]KARKAT: When exactly did Karkat get here? He's just kind of standing at the edge of the party giving the [i]whole[/i] space a deriding glance like he already regrets being here. What the FUCK is this? He's just in a grey turtleneck and black pants, absolutely no costume at all. What a fucking nerd. He might stealthily shuffle toward the gift bag table, since that seems to be the most normal spot here. 19:04:39
((omg karkles 19:05:06
(( well dave is going to crashout 19:05:37
(i am now remembering when Botradia almost started crashing out on Mituna because he was demanding she do a backflip 19:05:48
((lol? 19:06:01
(( also i forgot was i suppose to repost 19:06:22
((you got this 19:06:50
((i should probably get my thing cause i may also need to repost later 19:07:20
(( mindfang: if anything happens to dave i will cull everyone and everything in this room including myself 19:07:25
sata [Kankri|Gamzee] [] joined chat. ~~ 1017 ~~ 19:10:19
[color=#696969]KARKAT: [i feel as if i made a mistake comimg here] 19:10:56
((lmfao 19:11:12
(( karkat bout to regret 19:13:10
((hell be aight 19:13:53
((until hes not 19:13:57
(( :3 19:14:39
[color=#000000]~I fucking hate you.~ 19:14:52
(( >:3c HEHEHEH 19:15:00
((finally got latula 19:20:00
((is ur dave the one who had the baking stand rivalry against Aranea's info booth 19:21:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000]Honestly. There's this pit in his stomach, feeling like he might throw up. There's this overwhelming sense of nausea in his system and he can't quite tell where his sleep-self begins and his own waking body ends. But the aftermath of the symptoms are there. He doesn't fight it as Mindfang moves him. Sweat's prickling onto his forehead and he's looking like he might fucking keel over at this rate. He'd gone from feeling like shit emotionally to feeling it both-ways. This is a dream bubble for god's sake, why does he have to feel this shit? Dave's willing away the ailments as they sit down.[br] [br]Once freed up to move he's adjusting himself. Sitting on her lap, back towards her. Leaking back and taking deep breaths. Easing away the sick feeling. That, he can fight. And make his dream self stable. Emotionally, however, there's no slapping a Band-Aid on that. He CAN distract himself though. Reaching up to set his shades in place. And clear his throat. Attempting to slip on the mask and wave his hand lazily in the air. Detached nonchalant-ness[/color] "... 's fine, aint really a big deal. who the fuck am i to miss out on a party. absolutely unheard of for dave strider" 19:21:49
[br][color=#910000]This is short-lived though. His eyes settled on a familiar figure he hasn't seen in... far too long... and the grief rolls up like a wave to make him choke on air. No matter the time that passes, something in him can't help but insist to blur the lines of reality just to see Karkat again- but it'll never be [i]his[/i], will it? Never mind. Maybe he's still sick. That's what this feels like. The world is vertigo and he's side-slipping through old memories like a skipping record that make him want to rip his fucking heart out. Either he leaves... or he blurts his pumper and thinkpan out at this poor, random fucking Karkat and WHO wants to deal with that, really?[br] [br]Dave's going tense from head to toe for a whole three seconds. Promptly, before Mindfang can even fucking [i]blink[/i] and process this, Dave's flash stepping away. He. Has to leave. Run. He's acting more on instinct now than anything else. That urge to run and hide, because he can't deal with even the [i]sight[/i]- there's not a lot of options. So... through the closed window he goes. Crashing straight through it. Cuts and all. There's blood on the way out, it's certainly dripping to the floor. As to where the man's off to... who's to say? He doesn't care where he ends up. 19:22:10
(( LMAO YEAH THAT WAS MY DAVE 19:22:23
((LMFAO 19:22:37
[color=#000000]~When I [i]get you[/i].~ 19:23:39
((holy shit 19:23:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( <:U SPARE ME 19:23:48
((dave slamming directly into alivekat outside 19:23:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( help no 19:23:56
((LMFAOOO IM KIDDING 19:23:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( BUT DO IT 19:23:59
((AHHSHAH 19:24:02
((bet? 19:24:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( NAH DO IT 19:24:05
[color=#000000]~FUCKING DON'T DO IT.~ 19:24:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] (( YES 19:24:13
((god 19:24:16