[color=#626262]Karkat shut his mouth and shook his head, slamming his hand onto his face in an extremely over-dramatic facepalm. “OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU’D STOOP SO LOW AS TO BE INVOLVED WITH [i]HIM[/i] OF ALL PEOPLE, BUT I’M NOT HERE TO TELL YOU WHO YOU SHOULD AND SHOULDN’T BE WITH, I GUESS. I THOUGHT HE HAD SOME WEIRD BULLFUCKERY SHOVED SO FAR UP HIS NOOK ABOUT ABSOLUTELY NOT BEING INVOLVED IN QUADRANTS WHATSOEVER. I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I VAGUELY REMEMBER AT LEAST THAT MUCH FROM THE STATIC REMAINING FROM THE ABSOLUTELY STELLAR PAN TRAUMA I SUFFERED BEING TALKED AT BEFORE. ANYWAYS- I’M GOING TO STOP THINKING ABOUT EXACTLY WHO IT IS YOU’RE HAVING FEELINGS TOWARDS SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU SOME ACTUAL SINCERE ADVICE AND HELP YOU FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT. FIRST OFF, I NEED YOU TO ASK YOURSELF A FEW QUESTIONS. DO YOU FIND YOURSELF WANTING TO COMFORT HIM AND HELP HIM OUT OF A BIND ANY TIME YOU GET THE CHANCE? OR EVEN JUST WANTING TO KEEP HIM FROM LOSING HIS THINKPAN? THOSE SORTS OF THINGS FALL UNDER THE PALE CATEGORY. NOW, ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU WANT TO BE CLOSE TO HIM AND FEEL YOURSELF FLUSTERED WHEN HE TALKS TO YOU, OR EVEN JEALOUS WHEN HE’S TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE, YOU MIGHT BE ITCHING FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE CONCUPISCENT. IT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE HE PISSES YOU OFF, SO ANYTHING CALIGINOUS IS OFF THE FOOD PLATEAU.” 03:01:48
DAVE: (( oh my god yall timed this 03:02:05
(now to suit up for a walk >:v 03:02:07
((oh god 03:02:13
((damn eridan brutal 03:02:19
(( thank you lmao 03:02:20
((idk wwhat you expect 03:02:27
((no its perfect 03:02:41
((been so long since i rped karkat hes so silly 03:03:44
((i wwas trying really hard i felt like i coulda been meaner 03:03:46
((FUCK there was more i wanted to say but i forgot itll have to wait ig 03:05:50
(( its fine lmao 03:06:03
(( karkat is like yea i'll pretend its not kankri for now 03:07:58
([color=#626262]"Sweetie, you must be confused after bashing your skull on a fucking wall corner." 03:09:20
(( LMAO 03:09:37
((yeah lmfao 03:09:57
((god 03:10:01
(( but he saw my tiddies and i helped him with his booboos 03:10:05
(("LISTEN, SWEATY," 03:10:07
Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 03:11:09
(( she about to also mention she was gone for months and just got back lmao 03:12:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX:[/color][/url] [color=#746b00]If there is anything that Sollux excels at, it's pushing himself to his limit – and beyond it. His many epic crash outs from when they were all still alive is proof enough of that. He'll never learn his lesson though. He can already feel himself getting lightheaded. Sweat beads on his forehead as he slumps forward to lean his head on Porrim's shoulder. Still, he's not going to tap out so easily. He's Sollux Fucking Captor, he's had much worse blood loss than this. Plus, on the bright side, doing so made his chest press against Porrim's. Nice. 03:12:49
((sollux 💀💀💀💀 03:13:13
DAVE: (( aye but tits touch 03:13:42
((too bad he cant wwin against magic 03:14:15
((i mean wwho said that 03:14:20
((i thought it was white science 03:14:26
((sh 03:14:30
(( lmao 03:14:31
((same thing 03:14:34
((cant win against that either :pensive: 03:14:39
((lol 03:14:43
((cant win against karkat dropping him down the stairs either 03:14:58
((hey he survived that 03:15:11
((his teeth sure didnt though 03:15:14
((LOL 03:15:27
((i mean he survived the white magic as well but his eyes sure didnt 03:15:32
((hehe 03:15:38
((half-survived really 03:15:55
((if eridan wanted to fully kill him he shouldve just used a pair of tits 03:16:11
((bruh 03:16:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] “u did not go deaf dave u heard me right the first time” it seemed her word vomit got across at least and there is actually some semblance of help coming her way, despite the fact karkat has a disdain for kankri most of the time in almost all timelines. Not that she will stop how anyone else feels about the situation, it is obvious though this karkat is not only living but from another timeline entirely. This help is very much appreciated despite the fact he is not thrilled with the choices she has made. She shall listen to karkat carefully, so far he seems to be saying similar things to what nepeta had said prior to her having to leave the bubbles for a while. “tbh its been kinda a slow process but i know he feels somethin as he told me an nepeta said there was somethin goin on but if im honest i feel all that stuff but the jealousy bit an thats why its been so fuckin confusin i was also gone for months an i kinda just got back the only reason this is confusing is bc i still have to figure out exactly what my own answer is and how he feels about it bc he was basically more upset that im alive an hes dead but the funny thin is cronus and aradia seem fine so im not that worried about that part ig” 03:19:19
(( now everyone knows about cronus and aradia lmao 03:19:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Gamzee sort of reminded her of a less serious version of Kurloz pre-accident. Good to know that generally Makaras are pretty friendly! It was kind of gross seeing him eat food from his pocket, but she wasn’t going to comment on that. She didn’t really have context for what Eridan was talking about, but she wasn’t that surprised that he had such a snooty attitude. It’s like listening to an extra harsh paycheck. “w3ll th3s3 sn4ckz tot3z s33m sup3r fr3sh, so 1 c4nt bl4m3 you for w4nt1ng to k33p som3 for l4t3r! h4h4..." She would eat some as well, but she figured she’d wait till a bit later. 03:21:16
(( dave standing there in pure fear and confusion i live for it tbh 03:21:24
DAVE: (( gay panic but will absolutely not focus on that and literally anything else 03:21:48
(( LMAO 03:21:53
((bro is hearing the advice for himself too on god 03:22:44
DAVE: (( and its totally not fucking with his head 03:23:01
(( he would lose his shit knowing his alt is banging mindfang 03:24:11
(( poor dude 03:24:18
((HAHHAA 03:24:18
DAVE: (( a dave fucking mindfang? 03:24:48
(( yep 03:24:52
((there was a time when dirk was banging darkleer and a dave was banging mindfang 03:25:08
DAVE: (( damn! i dont even know how he bagged her but hed be mentally peaced out if he heard that 03:25:10
(( LMAO 03:25:16
(( he killed her with buffalo spicy macaroni and cheese too 03:25:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/gamz-u7S926p][color=#2b0057]GAMZEE:[/color][/url] [color=#5800b4]Haha, ouch, right in the abandonment-issues feels. He'd almost forgotten how mean Eridan can be. He just laughs it off.[/color] [color=#2b0057]"HAHAHA. if i'd knew a motherfucker getting his nosh on would be so disturbing, i'd of just saved it til later. I'LL JUST SAVE IT FOR WHEN I'M NOT 'ROUND NO MORE. no big."[/color] [color=#5800b4]He wipes his greasy fingers off on his t-shirt and stops his snacking for now. He then looks to Latula. He's noticing, finally, that Eridan isn't the only one put off by him. [color=#2b0057]"ah, hell. i didn't just commit myself a foe-paw, DID I? 'cause a motherfucker can put them back if y'all want."[/color] 03:26:26
DAVE: (( i cant even comprehend lmao 03:26:32
((yeah the whole capsaicin vs insects thing right 03:26:33
(( yep 03:26:36
(since trolls are sort of insects 03:26:44
(( its not a 'set in stone thing' we just thought it would be funny 03:27:00
(he was all up in that bluecchie 03:27:22
((gamzee please good lord 💀 03:27:25
((AUGH GOD 03:27:31
GOD 03:27:33
((FUCK 03:27:36
((IM ACTIVVELY TWWEAKING 03:27:43
((oh no don't put back the food 03:28:21
(( i will get cronus invovled 03:28:29
(( if that happens 03:28:33
((dont worry latula will stop him 03:28:37
(( thank you 03:28:41
(return the food, Gamzee, its the right thing to do 03:28:44
(( NO 03:28:48
((wwatching gamzee shovvel a crushed together ball of food onto the table wwould make me implode 03:28:55
(( cronus will not allow this to happen 03:29:17
((cronus standing up and launching aradia into the stratosphere 03:29:34
((i almost half expect him to stage divve onto the table 03:29:36
(( he will move aradia 03:29:43
("Ah ah ah, share with the class." [color=purple]*slowly regurgitates already eaten food* 03:29:44
((GOD 03:29:50
((STOP 03:29:51
(( im crying and laughing and crying 03:30:00
(( might need a fish to intervene 03:30:15
((no latulas got it trust 03:30:36
((ahahaha 03:30:39
((just let me finish my other shit first lmfao 03:30:42
(Gamzee just making hairball noises as he yucks up a glob of food 03:30:43
(( alright 03:30:44
((eridans about to push ovver davve, roxy, and karkat trying to get awway from gamzee 03:30:46
(( LMAO 03:30:51
((LMFAO 03:30:52
((dont put it past him. he really would do that 03:30:56
((god i know 03:31:14
((yknoww wwhat wwere doin it wwere makin it happen 03:31:34
(( im sure if roxy gets pushed over kankri is not gonna be happy when he hears her yell about it 03:31:45
(( LMAO 03:31:51
(( cronus is going to cover aradia with his jacket just because he hates what he's seeing and refuses to let her wake up to it 03:32:28
(If Roxy screams, Brobot just spawns in from the ceiling fr 03:33:57
(( LMAO 03:34:16
(Kankri turns into an ACTUAL Giant Enemy Crab :V 03:34:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] Considering it was clear that Sollux was starting to get a little weak from blood loss, even if [i]he[/i] wasn’t willing to tap out, she did have enough self control to know when she should stop herself from possibly killing someone. Even if death wasn’t generally permanent in the bubbles. She slowly pulled her mouth off of him, running her tongue over the bite mark as she allowed him to press against her. Of course, she uncapchalogued a bandaid and a small cloth to clean off his wound and bandage it up so that he wouldn’t be bleeding everywhere. Porrim licked her lips in the process, draping her arms back around him to press his body more tightly against her own, in a relatively obvious attempt to tease him further. 03:34:35
(( sollux is the only one havign a good day today right this moment 03:34:57
((fr 03:35:01
(Kankri is having a great day (until he is clued in) 03:35:19
(( lmao 03:35:26
DAVE: For all the shit he gives Karkat, the guy really fucking knows his romcoms and troll quadrants is literally his life. The longer he listened to Karkat though the tenser his shoulders became, yeah this was completely out of his depth. The, admittedly shitty, advice that he was going to give was for fuckery and didnt expect anyone to actually listen to. So, for once, he was going to let this play out around him rather than adding in. 03:36:20
DAVE: That was the plan anyways, Roxys talk made him shift uncomfortably on his feet and despite the shades he was avoiding looking anyone in the face. "Whoa, a little weird hearing my mom talk like this. But thats just how we work, humans, though right? Its a mix of things feeling like you want to help them, getting hot n bothered, even pissed at em." He shrugged, "Its just like what can you do when you feel all that shit and dont really fit into just one of them. You want them all or nothing? But trolls dont work like that. Its a dead end to a labyrinth you didnt even realize you were in and gotta go well shit I was really hoping this was the prize room.. or exit. whatever." 03:36:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan wasn’t actively looking at Gamzee anymore, but he could absolutely hear everything he was saying. The implication of him putting back the food was enough to make his skin crawl, his fins droop, and his last straw to be pulled. Eridan lifted his glasses with his fingers to pinch the bridge of his nose, holy shit this was actually the worst. Being surrounded by 3 idiots yelling about quadrants, a clown shoveling food into his nasty pockets, it was too much. He decided it was time to go back for another glass of water, so with that, he grabbed the glass from the table and pushed past Roxy, Karkat, and Dave making his way towards the kitchen to hopefully escape some of this absolute shitshow. 03:36:25
DAVE: Raising his hands quickly, "Actually, fuck what I said." He was still on Roxys side, of course. "You got this. Just maybe if he wasnt as into quads maybe hed fit into something different.. like half way point." 03:36:29
((crazy 03:36:35
((eridan fucking dave fr 03:36:39
((metaphorically 03:36:45
DAVE: (( fuck you dave 03:37:02
((imagine 03:37:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] He has been watching everything and it’s been getting worse, so much worse since the new makara walked in. actively decided he was done eating after the display of events he had just witnessed, setting his plate down nearby and decided to take his jacket off to drape it over his sleepy sheep wife so she doesn’t have to immediately witness the horrors of what the makara is actively doing. 03:37:05
(axes Dave in half 03:37:11
(RETRIBUTION even :v 03:37:21
((perfect dave is giving me an in to talk about what else karkat wanted to talk about 03:37:42
DAVE: (( striders lose their heads enough as is 03:37:44
((so much red and purple in this chat lmfao 03:37:47
(( meulin is in the wall writing everything down 03:38:51
((man 03:38:55
(( eridan fr running for his life 03:39:32
((yeah absolutely 03:39:50
((dave is setting up the perfect pretext for the yappinater 03:39:50
(( red and purple and sometimes some green, pink and teal 03:40:53
DAVE: (( dave totally not wanting to see how roxy and kankris relationship turns out like before testing anything on his own. in like.. 3 years. after multiple breakdowns on it 03:40:59
((and on the rare chance blue or orange 03:41:07
(( LMAO 03:41:09
DAVE: (( its almost a rainbow slurry here 03:41:13
((ew 03:41:22
((wait till another aradiabot pulls up 03:41:38
(( dave is like ok mom i don't like that you're trying to date kankri but i also want to know how it pans out because im now invested 03:41:42
DAVE: (( exactly 03:41:53
DAVE: (( hes like give me deets without actually telling me anything gross or weird 03:42:10
(( LMAO 03:42:15
(( goodluck she will tell him if he fucks it up 03:42:25
DAVE: (( but also im cool on this. chill. not super invested annd hanging on everyword 03:42:26
(( she will be like yea hes seen my tits already does that count 03:42:50
((omg 03:43:05
(( girl has no chill 03:43:06
(the return of Aradiabot will be hellish 03:43:15
(( oh no 03:43:19
((aradiabot launching evveryone yet again 03:43:27
(( kankri ptsd from meulin ripping aradia bots head off and slam dunking it 03:43:51
DAVE: (( dave surprisingly prudish 03:43:53
((aradiabot should show up and kick my ass 03:44:07
((i mean what 03:44:09
(( LMAO 03:44:11
((who said that 03:44:15
((oh my god/ 03:44:18
(( brother you are already juiced 03:44:19
(( you are defenseless 03:44:25
((ok and 03:44:32
((sollux about to stand up and be like wwhy is the wworld so spinny 03:44:36
((fr 03:44:44
DAVE: (( turn on the lasers and we can have a rave with his spins 03:45:00
(( tap his ass lightly and strobe lights will happen 03:45:23
DAVE: (( is it like a clapper where you tap twice to turn it on or off? 03:45:40
(( yea 03:45:47
DAVE: (( sweet 03:46:27
(scare Sollux and his cheeks clap :v 03:46:50
(([url=https://youtu.be/X-cMtzcTWuc?si=Frxn29myEQzO6Pps] the sauce[/url] 03:46:52
(( lmao ye 03:47:15
((bruh 03:47:22
((thats the party rn 03:47:28
DAVE: (( who 03:48:20
(( I FORGOT NIC CAGE WAS IN THAT VID 03:48:39
((me too 03:48:45
(( jumpscared 03:48:49
DAVE: (( ?? 03:48:57
(( click the sauce 03:49:05
DAVE: (( oh a classic 03:49:17
(( yee 03:49:22
((real shit 03:49:32
(([url=https://youtu.be/fc4_J9rci5Y?si=1QKb51sFC-wOIixb]forgot about this one[/url] 03:50:43
(( lmao 03:50:55
(( classic 03:50:58
DAVE: (( the animation is still so smooth with that one 03:51:54
(( yep 03:52:07
((reel 03:52:41
(no thiccems Kankri? Boo 03:53:38
(( i am just sad so many people deleted there content to avoid being considered a homestuck 03:54:20
((real 03:55:04
((staring directly at octopimp 03:55:15
(( the only content i see now is hsbc or a few blogs left and some people who do au's 03:55:18
(:v understandable but damb 03:55:23
(( beats up octopimp 03:55:33
(( also there is no reasonable way to read homestuck now without going through a bunch of extra steps 03:56:20
((yeah 03:56:48
DAVE: https://homestuck.kici.moe/story 03:56:56
DAVE: you can read it like that 03:57:12
(( holyshit theres still some stuff left 03:57:46
(( i mean i downloaded all of hs and can read it in a diff way but i'll keep that link 03:58:06
(( incase 03:58:09
DAVE: (( ye i also downloaded the two files you need to have it saved forever 03:58:12