((yurr 20:23:12
(( pine is not boynep 20:23:20
((oh? 20:23:24
(( boynep is sata 20:23:27
((wwtf 20:23:29
(( they will be back from work 20:23:39
(( later 20:23:42
(brother is b l i n d :v 20:23:43
((they didnt add it to their roster 20:23:47
((and pine has nep in theirs 20:23:55
(( fair 20:23:58
((so wwhat am i to assume 20:23:59
((im not blind i can see 20:24:06
(( they also did not add karkat to the roster 20:24:11
(( but it's fine 20:24:15
(( i remember 20:24:20
((a tad confusing for me 20:24:21
(( fair 20:24:24
(( but i promise they are the boynep 20:24:39
((i believve you 20:24:51
((npnp 20:24:55
(i promise nothing but cheesecake :v 20:24:56
(for me only though >:u i dont know what germs yall have 20:25:19
((i havve my rabies shots 20:25:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] ((Feeling like Thanos wielding the 'DIY' Infinity Stones post-credit sequence about Jade Harley in this bitch. 20:25:55
(( lmao 20:26:10
(then all we'd need is that fucking LOSER johnathan :v 20:26:29
(( i'm driving a fake car on google maps with 1k+ people 20:26:36
(( we are having issues 20:26:41
((i wwas in that for a minute honking the horn 20:26:50
(( hell yea 20:26:57
(the issue you're in Maine 20:26:59
(( exactly 20:27:04
(( we need to get to canada 20:27:10
((canada moment 20:27:17
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(RAAAAAAAHHHH 20:32:03
((rip anon 20:34:10
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((yeah my bad im lazy 20:43:09
(( all good 20:43:17
((there u go 20:43:44
((anyway am on break now 20:43:51
((anything for me to reply to? 20:45:23
((oh yeah eq 20:46:04
EQUIUS: ((should i repost my last reply? 20:46:57
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: Unless Equius had some dastardly side ideas for something to happen on the way to the laundry facilities, they'd eventually reach the laundry block. Gamzee didn't really have any ulterior motives here, he was just being a chill lil guy. :o).[br][i][/i][br]He'll forage through a cupboard looking for towels that seemed both large and thick enough for Equius to be content with, his tongue blepped out slightly with high concentration as he pulls out a folded up towel. He'll raise it and let it unfold itself as he tries measuring it up in the air next to Equius. :op 20:49:43
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((:0 20:51:07
((:) 20:51:46
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((did u want my neppost before i go back to work 20:55:19
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((woe, back to work 20:59:29
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(( welcome 21:05:14
??: (( howdy pardner 21:05:54
(( damn nice hat 21:09:48
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DAVE: (( 🤠 21:10:06
((lol? 21:10:46
(*unsheathes Crabscalibur* 21:12:34
(:v successful. Proof that knights beat cowboys in realtime 21:13:34
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(( i was about to say you killed him 21:14:45
DAVE: (( legends never die 21:14:51
(( good 21:14:54
DAVE: (( whats one more dead dave in the name of gay cowboy supremacy 21:15:16
(A buffalo stack :v 21:16:02
DAVE: (( jokes on you, im a ranch guy 21:16:30
(( all daves are welcome in my house 21:16:52
(all daves are eaten :v 21:17:16
(they're the DAVE EATER :v 21:17:30
(( i am not eating daves don't believe his lies 21:17:57
DAVE: (( dead daves are delicious is the name of my new indie band 21:18:23
(David and The David Gems 21:18:44
DAVE: *dave appears, hat tilted low and hands wrapped around his bamf belt. he pans up his gaze slowly to witness the dream mansion before him, and hocks a loogey at the dream floor.* 21:21:30
DAVE: whats a man gotta do to get some aj around here 21:21:49
DAVE: oh yeah 21:21:57
DAVE: *he dreams up a sippy cup thats 1/4th of the way full, and enters the building.* 21:22:23
DAVE: the architecture in this bitch is downright ephemeral 21:23:14
DAVE: props to the dream construction people 21:23:24
DAVE: constructers 21:23:31
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DAVE: brings up lego memories when i put it like that, wheres batman when you need him 21:24:39
DAVE: maybe the real batman was the friends we made along the way 21:25:08
DAVE: nah probablg 21:25:27
DAVE: *he coughs.* 21:25:38
DAVE: no one saw that 21:25:45
DAVE: *he sips on his juice so as to not choke on his own spit again.* 21:26:08
[color=#ec5a5a] why thank you dave, the bubble appreciates you're out standing taste in architecture. 21:26:23
(( dies cus i wrote that wrong oh well 21:26:39
((i will eat a dave 21:26:53
DAVE: oh god the voices are back 21:26:55
(( the bubble is illiterate 21:26:57
DAVE: i mean sup 21:27:15
[color=#f67b7b] dave, the voices are only the bubble itself thanking you. Don’t worry about it. 21:31:01
DAVE: phew 21:31:48
DAVE: thought it was the ghost of kringlefuckers past coming to haunt me 21:32:09
DAVE: for rocking this sweet ass headwear 21:32:17
DAVE: or we 21:32:22
DAVE: you dont happen to be a giant tentacle monster are you 21:32:45
DAVE: dont read into that question im just asking 21:32:59
[color=#f67b7b] That is absolutely a sick ass hat, the dream bubble approves! Uhhh, would it be bad if i said yes? 21:33:28
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(Bones, Boner of All 21:37:18
((yeah 21:37:33
(*grips like squeaky toy* >:v i warned you about scaring me customers, boyo 21:39:05
((i didnt even do anything 21:39:23
DAVE: nah thatd track 21:39:27
DAVE: be on par with what ive heard about the outer workings 21:39:47
DAVE: from bubble ghost chicks 21:39:53
DAVE: bubbly bubble ghost chicks even 21:40:03
DAVE: dont read into that one either but yeah look 21:40:18
DAVE: real recognize real 21:40:25
DAVE: i can vibe with a giant tentacle monster that keeps me cooking 21:40:45
DAVE: so thanks for that 21:40:51
[color=#f67b7b] That’s good, I will vibe with you as long as you’d like. I have nothing better to do than eat other bubbles and expand myself. 21:42:40
DAVE: we aint so different after all 21:43:41
DAVE: ghostly mukbang when 21:43:49
DAVE: i heard that word from a version of me i vehemently disagreed with existing but it stuck with me 21:44:12
DAVE: you know how it is out here 21:44:24
DAVE: but it feels good to stretch the legs again ya know 21:44:44
DAVE: feels like home 21:44:53
DAVE: hakuna matata 21:44:59
DAVE: aj is to me what whiskey is to a hardened wrangler of bovine proportions 21:45:30
DAVE: do you know what a cow is 21:46:05
[color=#f67b7b] Unfortunately, I have already eaten and expanded recently. However, in that time I shall enjoy watching all of the squabbles and dreams. I do not think I have had either of those substances, if you would be a dear and poor some on the ground I can partake in those substances. No i do not know what a cow is. 21:46:41
(:v huh 21:47:22
DAVE: bet *dave pulls the cap off his sippy cup, and pours the rest of the apple juice onto the ground.* 21:48:44
DAVE: honestly i barely know what a cow is either 21:48:58
DAVE: i saw maybe like two in my life, internet notwithstanding 21:49:15
DAVE: i could dream one up but that leads into some moral quandaries i could not hope to get into 21:49:54
DAVE: what are the logistics on pouring one out for the homie anyways 21:50:16
DAVE: do you taste everything that hits the ground 21:50:24
[color=#f67b7b] *the juice sinks into the ground and disappears* This is a very delightful liquid, What does a cow look like? I am sure i can make a cow. Yes. 21:50:40
DAVE: if so, sorry for the loogey 21:50:42
[color=#f67b7b] It’s alright I forgive you. 21:51:06
DAVE: uhh theyre like four legged black and white and kinda beady eyed 21:51:23
DAVE: like a horse but short and broad 21:51:33
DAVE: if a horse was a woman and also was maybe not as buff 21:51:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] To be fair, Aradiabot1 was already feeling emotionally perplexed when that happened. This particular Aradiabot was still on the calmer side. Only time will tell whether she will lose control of her strength and impulsivity, though. Either way, it was clear that Kankri wasn’t someone she would have to worry about in regards to any sort of fighting. She had no plans on taking any actions against him.[br] [br] Although she couldn’t properly feel him touching her head, the sentiment of it all was still nice. Her eyes shut for a few moments before opening again as he mentioned the party. “yes thats 0k i d0nt really have any pr0blems with participating in y0ur party i guess” It wasn’t as though she had any prior commitments, or anything else for her to do. If things started to become overwhelming, she could simply leave. Aradia removed her hands from overtop of his, pulling a beat up hat out of her sylladex and placing it on her head once his hand wasn’t in the way. The hat didn’t have horn holes, but it was still something she liked. “ill stay near y0u f0r n0w th0ugh” There wasn’t really anyone else that she wanted to talk to, anyhow. Anyone she might have had some semblance of interest towards interacting with seemed busy the last time she was in the room, anyhow. 21:51:52
DAVE: man im nailing this description 21:52:35
[color=#f67b7b] Hmm, let me see what I can do. *suddenly a 4 legged monstrosity appears, it looks like an amalgamation of a cow, a horse, a human and possibly a dog. The bubble however got the cow blotch pattern right.* how about this? Is this a cow? 21:54:10
DAVE: *daves emotionless face sets into one of stern contemplation, shades thankfully hiding the horror evident in his wide eyes.* 21:55:22
DAVE: yeah 21:55:30
DAVE: yeah that looks right to me 21:55:36
((LMFAO 21:55:39
(( LMAO 21:55:45
DAVE: put it in the back pocket for the next one who asks 21:55:50
DAVE: especially if its rose 21:55:57
DAVE: or karkat 21:56:04
[color=#f67b7b] Thank you for the input, i shall hold onto it for next use. *the ‘cow’ disappears* I see they will surely enjoy my gift later. 21:56:56
DAVE: word, no prob 21:59:33
DAVE: thats whf jm 21:59:36
DAVE: *cough.* 21:59:43
DAVE: thats what im here for 21:59:48
DAVE: sorry was just processing all the feelings of getting to see some perfectly replicated fauna 22:00:20
DAVE: blast from the past 22:00:31
[color=#f67b7b] That is understandable, seeing something you haven’t for a long time is always special. 22:01:04
DAVE: so see anything interesting lately 22:07:34
DAVE: funny happenstances or the like 22:07:43
[color=#f67b7b] I see a lot of things, though funny is subjective and personally i do not see many things as funny the way you perceive them. I did, however, see a planet explode. That to me was funny. 22:09:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262][u]KARKAT[/u]:[/url][color=#626262] From Karkat’s point of view, it just seemed like another instance of a cerulean abusing their abilities without asking for any form of consent or considering how the people involved would feel about it. It seemed like his presence could have possibly done something to help Dave out, but it was too late for hypotheticals now. To be fair, after knowing Vriska for so long, it was hard to believe that any kind of Serket was capable of doing anything sensible when it came to other people.[br] [br] “HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW?” It wasn’t as if she was able to see through his eyes, or be where he was physically to see what happened after he woke up. When she went to touch him, Karkat flailed his arms, swatting her away from him. “DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!” He wasn’t the type to really enjoy any physical touch when he was already distressed, especially from people he wasn’t particularly familiar with. Not to mention it was hard for him to trust any kind of Serket, regardless of if she showed non-hostile interest in him before. He had no idea what kinds of things that particular Dave had gone through, and it wasn’t as if he could ask him, but he wasn’t going to take someone else’s word for it. Karkat jumped to his feet, sniffling slightly as he brought his hands up to wipe his face, incidentally just smearing the tears and blood around. 22:10:21
[color=#626262]“WHATEVER. CLEARLY IT’S NONE OF MY BUSINESS AND I’M NOT ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE’S PROBLEMS BEHIND THEIR BACK.” Karkat stood there for a moment, back turned to mindfang as he tried to gather his thoughts. “I’M LEAVING. DON’T FOLLOW ME.” He glanced back at her, grimacing a little as he saw her tears, but it wasn’t like it was his responsibility to comfort someone he wasn’t familiar with in any sense. It was one thing to want to comfort another iteration of a friend, but someone who was practically a stranger? He wasn’t getting involved. Letting out a small sigh, he decided to just shuffle off towards the forestry. There was no way in hell that he was about to go inside. 22:10:22
((damn forgot the breaks 22:10:32
(( its fine i can figure it out 22:10:43
(( damnit karkat not that way 22:11:44
(( gotta turn his ass around or he's gonna get his fucking ass kicked 22:12:05
((i mean i dont think he cares if something kills him its just gonna wake him up 22:13:16
DAVE: i can see that, in a less of a haha funny and more of hoo hoo kind of funny you know 22:13:27
DAVE: you know 22:13:33
(( she will get very upset though 22:13:34
DAVE: it really makes a guy sit down and wonder what goes in the human brain sometimes 22:14:00
((i mean hes just gonna get more pissed off if she starts trying to get more involved w even telling him what to do 22:14:14
DAVE: when shadenfraude can be a multiversal concept shared between dude and tentacle monster 22:14:36
DAVE: man i know some people that would love this 22:14:50
DAVE: i mean i guess you know them too 22:14:57
DAVE: pretty fucked up if i think about it too long so im gonna stop now 22:15:13
DAVE: and enjoy the scenery 22:15:18
("Do not fold, Karkat, she is just an OLD LADY!" 22:15:39
[color=#f67b7b] I only watch, I try not to interfere with the affairs going on. You are but ants in a terrarium to me. 22:15:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] ◥◣◢◤ 22:16:19
(( well to be fair mindfang is going to run into alpha bro 22:16:44
DAVE: *dave smacks his lips. and clicks his tongue.* yeah that tracks too, i mean not that i judge you for that, im sure theres like seven layers of consciousness between you and every bubble ghost in existence 22:17:24
(Brosephbot, my begrudging frenemy. 22:17:25
(( she is going to knock him out either way but karkat would actively dying in front of her due to stupidity would push her a bit too far 22:17:25
DAVE: *dave looks to the left and right, cautious of sudden robots.* 22:17:44
((in his defense he already had to have his dream self die so dying in a dream bubble isnt going to phase him much 22:17:59
DAVE: like if i was a giant tentacle monster id also probably voyeur it up 22:18:12
((i mean he did tell her not to follow him 22:18:26
("....Karkat, you have the potential to fo something VERY funny at quite a large price-" [color=#626262]"I am not a part of your feud, weave your own web against the spiders." 22:18:34
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Successfully befriended yet another sheep, Kankri is quite good at this! Maybe he should have chosen to dress up as a Shepherd instead. Perhaps, when the time comes that he is inevitably confronted, Damara will be a bit more charitable and grant him an interaction with a route he could navigate much easier?... No, most likely not. That's a dumb thought—hopeful—but ultimately stupid. Once Aradiabot's head was free of his hand, he took a moment to retrieve his gauntlets from his sylladex and re-equip them to his hands, "My, my, that is a spiffy hat. Perhaps y9u can 6e my- 9h what is it called? I am n9t t99 familiar with th9se 9ld c9untry styled gun-t9ting fell9ws... C9wtr9lls? Yes, y9u c9uld 6e a deputy c9wtr9ll! Th9ugh, I think y9u w9uld require a 6adge..."[br] [br]Lightbulb! Kankri is unsure if this will work, but he takes a page out of Roxy's book, removing the 'K' fridge magnet from his chestplate and attempting to stick it to Aradiabot as they entered the next room. For these few moments, he will be spared the pandemonium, but even with his focus on the magnet, Kankri could sense things had... shifted. Almost like the bubble itself was ALSO being weird, "Let us see if this w9rks." [i]bink-[/i] 22:18:53
(( yea but she doesn't want to watch what she perceives as her flush crush killing an iteration of his husband during a psychotic break which we planned before karkat even went that direction it's ok though i can work with it 22:19:07
(( not arguing or anything just planning it 22:19:26
((i mean i was mostly just going to have him fuck off out of the bubble or just wake up again 22:20:11