((yeah i have the homestuck collection 03:58:51
((dsmr 03:58:55
(( karkat about to go crazy isn't he 03:58:56
((same 03:58:57
DAVE: (( god i hope he does 03:59:04
((yeah my bad its taking awhile bc hes going tf off 03:59:15
((karkat is gonna shitsplode 03:59:18
DAVE: (( pls feed daves gay panic 03:59:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/gamz-u7S926p][color=#2b0057]GAMZEE:[/color][/url] [color=#5800b4]Oop, there goes Eridan. It doesn't seem like he approves, but... he didn't [i]disapprove[/i] either? Maybe not saying anything is his way of giving him the go ahead. Yeah, that makes sense. He starts pulling out handfuls of now crushed chips and salted pretzels and whatever else and dumps them sort of unceremoniously onto the table. They are, of course, covered with pocket lint and have now been fully touched all over by Gamzee's hands, but he sees nothing wrong with this.[/color] 04:01:05
(( nah its all good 04:01:32
(LETS GOOOOOOO 04:01:47
((okay everyone shut up for a second 04:02:16
(nya 04:02:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] “UH HUH.” Karkat nodded along as Roxy spoke, giving small affirmations that he was listening. And when Dave spoke, it gave him the [i]perfect[/i] opportunity to get into something else that was incredibly important and relevant to the conversation. “ACTUALLY, DAVE, IT’S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT. YOU SEE, YOU DON’T ALWAYS HAVE TO STICK TO JUST ONE QUADRANT. IT’S COMPLETELY NATURAL TO VACILLATE BETWEEN TWO- OR EVEN THREE- DIFFERENT QUADRANTS. PALE AND FLUSHED QUADRANTS TEND TO KIND OF GO HAND-IN-HAND, GRANTED THAT ISN’T [i]ALWAYS[/i] THE CASE. I MEAN, GAMZEE AND I VERY OBVIOUSLY HAVE NEVER GONE BEYOND ANYTHING MORE THAN JUST BEING GOOD PALS, WHICH FROM A HUMAN PERSPECTIVE IS MORE OR LESS WHAT A MOIRAIL IS, IF THAT MAKES IT EASIER FOR YOUR HUMAN THINK PANS TO COMPREHEND.” Although, the mention of Aradia and [i]Cronus[/i] was a bit bizarre, but Aradia was all around pretty strange, so he wasn’t going to think too much on what she had decided she was doing after fucking off into the dream bubbles.[br] [br] 04:02:25
[color=#626262]“ANYWAYS, MY POINT IS, TROLLS AREN’T REALLY ‘ALL OR NOTHING’ SINCE IT’S MORE OF ‘A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING.’ IT’S NORMAL TO GO FROM BEING MOIRAILS, TO BEING FLUSHED. OR FROM BEING FLUSHED TO BLACK. BLACKROM IS OBVIOUSLY A MUCH MORE COMPLICATED TOPIC THAT ISN’T REALLY RELEVANT AT THE MOMENT, SO WE CAN SAVE THAT FOR LATER. BUT IT ISN’T ALL THAT UNCOMMON FOR THERE TO BE ONE HALF OF A RELATIONSHIP THAT FEELS DIFFERENTLY THAN THE OTHER, FOR EXAMPLE PARTY X ACTUALLY HAS FLUSHED FEELINGS TOWARDS PARTY Y, BUT THEY ARE LOCKED INTO A MOIRAILLIGANCE WHILE THEIR RED FEELINGS GO UNREQUITED. IT’S ALSO NOT UNCOMMON FOR ONE SIDE TO LEAN TOWARDS BLACK WHILE THE OTHER LEANS TOWARDS RED. IT’S ALL PRETTY INTERESTING STUFF!”[br] [br] 04:02:26
((GAMZEE YOU BITCH NO 04:02:32
[color=#626262]Karkat paused when Eridan visibly got fed up with everything going on, reaching his hands out to steady Roxy so that him shoving past all of them wouldn’t knock her over. “FUCKS SAKE- CAN’T YOU SEE WE’RE HAVING AN IMPORTANT FEELINGS JAM?” He huffed a little, quickly retrieving his hands from Roxy, since he wasn’t trying to be all up in her personal space for no reason. “BUT AS I WAS SAYING- YOU COULD VERY WELL JUST BE IN THAT SORT OF GRAY AREA OF VACILLATION. IT’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING YOU COULD TALK TO HIM ABOUT TO HELP YOU FIGURE OUT EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE STANDING WITH HIM IN ORDER TO FIGURE OUT IF AND HOW YOU SHOULD LABEL YOUR RELATIONSHIP. I MEAN, THESE DECISIONS CAN’T BE MADE BY JUST ONE PERSON. 04:02:33
((BRO 04:02:36
((im killing you 04:02:41
((kill me then 04:02:47
(CHAKRA BISSECTION 04:02:54
((hes not a bitch hes helping :) 04:03:03
((im so good at putting holes in people 04:03:08
((ayy gamzee got namedropped in the karkrant 04:03:49
(( absolutely 04:06:19
((i mean if hes talking abt moirails he has to bring up his own as an example 04:07:02
((ik i just thought it was cute 04:07:30
((it is for sure 04:07:37
((meanwhile gamzee's over here being a disaster, as usual 04:07:39
(( it works for roxy too because she can actually gage it properly 04:07:42
(( she needs examples to go off of as you know 04:08:02
((yeah and karkat is notoriously good at giving examples 04:08:11
((even if just metaphorical 04:08:19
((also karkat lowkey referencing eridan and feferi without naming names bc he knows how to keep secrets 04:08:36
((even if eridan is dead 04:08:54
((leavve me out of this 04:09:29
(im too big a hater, i wouldve outed bro as a simp :V 04:09:36
(( eridan being the cause of the quadrant panic and pretending he did not start it 04:12:25
(( lmao 04:12:30
DAVE: (( lmao stirring up shit then walking away from it. respect 04:13:00
Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 04:13:05
((omg its just like the meteor 04:13:29
(except now, he wont get chokeslammed :V 04:14:01
((lmfao 04:14:02
((he can keep his top and bottom half in tact yes 04:14:21
(( lmao 04:14:22
((intact? 04:14:33
(( roxy shoots him instead and he has to respawn 04:14:36
((here i go again 04:14:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] “no no don’t do th4t–” It was too late, he was doing it. Oh, good lord. Her facade broke for a moment with a pretty disgusted expression. Although, it didn’t last long before she simply just went deadpan. This guy was so exasperating to be around and it had barely been 10 minutes. “uh. gr34t.” Someone needed to clean that mess up, and she most definitely was not doing it. That was way below someone as rad as her. If only Porrim wasn’t preoccupied with her usual promiscuous endeavors. “3r. m4yb3 from now on you should just us3 on3 of th3 c4rry 4w4y bowlz?” 04:14:45
((bottom half? i thought he was 100% bottom 04:14:49
((wwhite science vvs gun 04:14:59
((also fuck you die 04:15:03
((hahahaha 04:15:07
((LOL. latula: too bad porrims too busy being a slut :/ 04:15:40
((literally 04:15:48
((alright noww get wwriting mustardboy 04:15:53
((i mean she doesnt call her pornstar for nothing 04:15:56
DAVE: (( haha sees it and goes not my problem 04:16:00
((sobs.. i AM writing its just hard 04:16:06
((lmfao ur good 04:16:12
((its hard and no one understands 04:16:14
(Latula hoe-shaming before Kankri can 04:16:22
((im like mostly done too i just keep looking at this gd chat 04:16:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] :o/ 04:17:20
((bruh 04:18:00
((live kurloz reaction 04:18:14
(Biggie Kurry is like "fuck man... i should NOT have donated to the drones, I want abortion RIGHT. NOW." 04:18:50
DAVE: (( wtf 04:19:16
((still cant wait to eventually jumpscare everyone with the 7 and a half foot mime 04:19:23
((man 04:20:05
(everyone: *fear*[br]Kankri: NOT THE HOT CHOCOLATE- 04:20:14
((u know what kurloz is gonna come out of the painting soon 04:20:30
(( roxy finding out what gamzee is doing to her beautiful food set up and cries 04:20:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX:[/color][/url] [color=#746b00]Okay, thank fuck she finally stopped. He'd begun to wonder if he could die a second time. Er... third time? Honestly, after a while, he had stopped counting. Regardless, he [i]is[/i] grateful she stopped. And, again, he can't complain about the boobage situation going on. Sometimes, nearly-dying for a stupid reason can be worth it. [/color] [color=#a1a100]"f-fuck."[/color] [color=#746b00]He loops his arms around her too, needing a moment to catch his breath. Thankfully, he's far too oblivious to the commotion going on in the rest of the room.[/color] [color=#a1a100]"hah... at lea2t ii know you weren't goiing ea2y on me."[/color] 04:20:57
((its ok roxy kurloz will fix it 04:21:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She nods along with all his points, taking mental notes on his various points. This was much more helpful than whatever eridan was trying to say or do and all the points were aligning with what nepeta was saying, the quadrant panic problem seemed to have calmed down after being given examples and from someone who she knows will actively tell her mostly matter of fact. “This is honestly much better advice than what eridan was tryin to give me which was very little context and more like do it or regret it sort of shit idk it was a lot to take in” pondering for a minute taking more notes about it. Then eridan decided to push everyone around like he’s about to miss an important event, however karkat grabbed her and kept her steady enough “hey wtf well then back 2 important stuff ik i have 2 talk 2 him about it as its a mutual thin i have to wait for him to get done the giftbags for the party an plus i have been gone for several months so we have to catch up anyway also its a costume party just so u know but yea i will take ur words to heart and try not to overthink it but also not underthink it btw thank u both i dont feel like i need 2 like panic anymore" 04:21:49
(( cronus just fearfully quiet when kurloz comes out of the wall 04:22:12
((karkat lecture success 04:23:20
(( karkat causing the lalonde to no longer panic 04:23:35
((now dave is the one who gets to have a mental breakdown 04:23:37
(( LMO 04:23:41
(( he now has to calm down the strider 04:23:49
DAVE: His hands were shoved in his pants by now and he was struggling to not look as awkward as he felt and latched onto the slight change of subject. "Yeah, yeah. Romance gurus taking problems and solving relationship, we will open up next to a detective agency and itll be a hilarious comedy show. But whoa.. We are having a party? Holy shit. Well sign me the fuck up. Ill wrangle up a costume. What are you going as?" Conceal, dont feel. Clam this shit up like a snow queen. 04:27:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan walked out of the kitchen, another glass of water in hand. He half debated going back to the closet he came out of, at least then he’d be able to have some peace and quiet. There was so much happening and yet, once again, he would rather die again at this point than have to interact with anyone in the general vicinity. His eyes scanned the room from where he was standing near the kitchen, Kankri working on goodie bags, Karkat, Roxy and Dave talking, Sollux probably dying from blood loss? Eh, who cares, Good riddance. He put his glass of water on the counter before taking his glasses off to clean them with his cape, putting them back on and retrieving his water again. 04:28:48
(( doesn't even pretend cronus exists is really funn lmao 04:30:16
(( funny 04:30:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/gamz-u7S926p][color=#2b0057]GAMZEE:[/color][/url] [color=#5800b4]He gives Latula a :o? face, then looks down at his hands. They look the same as they always have.[/color] [color=#2b0057]"huh? why d'you reckon i do that? USING MY GRASPFRONDS SEEMS perfectly fine to me."[/color] [color=#5800b4]He doesn't see what the big deal is! He figures it was probably mighty selfish of him to hoard snacks like that, so he put them back. Problem solved, right? 04:30:27
((so real of him 04:30:27
((soz its so short 04:30:33
((he really doesnt wwant to acknowwledge anyone so 04:30:41
((lol 04:30:44
(( fair 04:30:45
((ur good 04:30:51
(A WINNER HAS BEEN DECIDED: Coffee 04:33:56
(( lmao 04:34:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] Porrim was never the type to go easy on anyone, not even the more durable higher bloods. The only person she [i]might[/i] go easy on would be Kankri, but even then that was questionable. She was becoming vaguely aware of the shenanigans happening around the rest of the room, but she wasn’t willing to break up her current commitments to play mother to the entire party. “Yo+u did say no+t to+, and I wo+uld like to+ say I can pride myself o+n satisfying o+thers.” As well as herself, but she would delicately keep from airing that out in front of a new candidate. “Altho+ugh, yo+u may want to+ stay seated fo+r a little while befo+re yo+u try to+ do+ anything else.” 04:35:18
(( soon kankri shall finish the gift bags only for karkat and dave to becoming uncomfortable 04:35:56
DAVE: (( lmao he can zone out while kankris talking though 04:36:30
DAVE: (( less time for him to have to talk 04:36:37
(( LMAO 04:36:40
(( dave: my secret weapon is i can't hear you lalala 04:37:00
DAVE: (( starts mumbling rapping out of habit 04:37:18
("Greetings, younglings." [color=#e1005e]"oh thank god, speak your funny junk, crab man." 04:37:19
((christ 04:37:27
(( eridan walks in and walks out 04:37:38
((hes hanging out by the kitchen alright let him havve his moment 04:37:57
(( fair 04:38:03
((gosh 04:38:06
(( eridan needs a breather 04:38:14
((he needs to be put out of his misery 04:38:28
(( mindfang can help with that lmao 04:38:37
(( im kidding 04:38:40
((ayo 04:38:50
(( mindfang comes back after her very long date with dave to bully eridan 04:39:25
DAVE: (( another thing for dave to freak out over LMAO 04:39:45
(( LMAO 04:39:50
(( dave seeing mindfang for the first time whose 8'8 04:40:45
DAVE: (( giant lady 04:40:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Karkat almost felt a little proud that he was able to actually help Roxy get a better grasp on her relationship troubles. “UGH. YEAH, OF ALL TROLLS, ERIDAN SHOULD PROBABLY BE THE [i]LAST[/i] PERSON YOU ASK FOR ADVICE. I MEAN, HE’S NOT REALLY A BAD GUY, BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S REALLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE’S RELATIONSHIPS TO BE ABLE TO GIVE ANY SEMBLANCE OF GOOD ADVICE.” Karkat shook off that topic for now once they decided to bring up the party. “I’M SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO BE DRESSING UP IN SOME JUVENILE COSTUME. I DON’T NEED TO ADD ANY MORE REASONS FOR ME TO LOOK LIKE MORE OF A FUCKING IGNORAMOUS.” Karkat angled his gaze towards the situation with Gamzee, grimacing before quickly turning his gaze away. 04:40:59
(( she is a giant lady for sure 04:41:38
(( but i can bring mindfang in whenever eridan wants to interact with her 04:41:59
(( she doesn't need a costume she's already a pirate 04:42:27
DAVE: (( daww proud karkat 04:42:28
(( lmao 04:42:28
([color=#626262]"I see it, but I pretend I do not. I am looking away." 04:43:35
((on god 04:43:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Man, it was obvious she was never going to talk any sense of reason into this guy. “w3ll 1tz just k1nd4 mor3 conv3n13nt to t4k3 your own port1on 1 gu3ss…? yknow wh4t. n3v3rm1nd.” No matter how hard she tried, she probably wasn’t going to be able to come up with a good enough reason to convince Gamzee to use a plate. 04:44:43
(( roxy may or may not soon lookg behind her soon just because she is no longer distracted and is not going to be happy 04:48:51
((wait hold on tho 04:49:13
((kurloz is about to come in 04:49:17
((and clean it 04:49:19
(( aight 04:49:20
(( got u 04:49:22
DAVE: (( thats fair daves about to pull out some bad flirting 04:49:33
DAVE: (( she doesnt need to see this 04:49:39
(( LMAO 04:49:57
([color=#e10006]"So.... ya come around here often, Big Crab?" [color=#626262]"What the fuck are you talking about?" 04:50:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] It would be easy to climb out from the painting, but Kurloz wasn’t going to let others see one of his little secret passages. He went around and came through the hall, thankfully not needing to duck to go through the doorway as the mansion had reconstructed itself to accommodate their rather large post-scratch selves. So, all 7 and a half feet of mime walked into the room, dressed in his fancier outfit since he was privy to the costume party plans. He made his way around the small crowd, his erie smile plastered on his stitched lips as he swiftly sent the mess from the table into his sylladex. He also placed down a pretty hefty variety of faygos (and straws) alongside replacing any contaminated snacks. Meulin would probably enjoy this sort of gathering, so he would like it to go as smoothly as possible. 04:51:30
((now roxy is gonna turn around and get jumpscared by a massive mime 04:52:19
(roxy turns around and bumps straight into Kurloz's buttcheeks 04:52:44
((anyways i think i need kurloz to obliterate me 04:52:48
((yeah on god 04:52:49
((bro 💀 04:53:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] :o) 04:53:04
(I know Kurloz is not yammed up back there 04:53:05
((bros shit is probably muscular if anything 04:53:21
(that lean muscle booty from being a trackstar 04:53:54
((shes a runner shes a trackstar 04:54:40
(( roxy turns around looks up and sees kurloz's ass for a second lmao 04:54:51
(( she's like thats not the snack table wtf 04:55:02
("Those are snacks, but not ones i put out, what is going on-" 04:55:37
(( girl having to move from her spot to get snacks 04:55:46
((i mean he did his best to replace some of them w what she had out at least 04:55:56
((i mean its a snack table all right 04:56:28
(( roxy just gonna be like oh wow more snacks hell yea 04:56:29
((maybe only for meulin tho 04:56:39
(( roxy assuming everyone eating all the snacks and doesn't get upset at all like oh wow aight 04:58:01
(( lmao 04:58:03
(( only so many know the truth 04:58:24
(*me laughing at what im putting in Eridan's gift bag* 04:59:28
((lol? 04:59:47
((cleaning my glasses smh 05:00:07
((anywway hope its good 05:00:15
(:v... :9 perhaps. 05:00:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX:[/color][/url] [color=#746b00]One thing to know about Sollux is that he's stubborn as hell. The fastest way to get him to do something is to tell him not to do it. In most other circumstances, he probably [i]would[/i] get up, just to prove that he can. This time, though, he's content with just staying snuggled up to her like this.[/color] [color=#a1a100]"hey, ii diidn't 2ay iit wa2 a bad thiing. iit'2 good to know you're not afraiid to get a liittle rough. heheh."[/color] [color=#746b00]For the first time since getting up close and personal with Porrim, Sollux lifts his head a bit to look around the room, suddenly remembering that there are other people around. He's about to ask Porrim what's going on with the Makaras or with the Vantases, but then decides he doesn't care, instead laying his head back on his Porrim and shutting his eyes. He'll worry about them later. 05:00:41
(( for giving roxy bad advice you get a live or what use to be a live fish 05:01:16
((its fine dont evven wworry about it 05:01:43
(( lmao ik 05:02:13
( (• ◡•) ye, these gift bags BUSSIN 05:05:12
DAVE: (( eridan gets a troll bible 05:06:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she has a big smile on her face now that all the confusion and fuss is over with, shrugging off anything that could have worried her further. “i will keep that in mind for future references tbh i never asked him for quadrant advice until after he insisted about a bunch of stuff but whatevs im not gonna dwell on that shit anymore bc im happy again as for the costume party i dont think its mandatory and u dont have 2 if u dont want to but i havent figured out my costume yet but i will probably soon” she is still slightly ignoring the commotion behind her, instead of acknowledging the mess behind her she shifts her gaze over at kankri to see how far he’s gotten with his gift bag project. It looks like hes gotten quite a bit done so far from what she can see, finally turning her attention to her snack table only to find kurloz blocking her view of the snacks mime jumpscare. She always forgets how tall he is but that will not stop her from getting snacks, moving around the larger troll only to see some new snacks and faygo damn they must have loved the snacks mission accomplished! She will however add a couple more snacks into the mix just in case. [br] [br] after all the snacks were handled, she’d look up at kurloz as he isn’t in his usual outfit which means he already knows about the costume party. Giving him a thumbs up, she’s gonna have to go get her costume sorted out soon. 05:06:04
DAVE: "Juvenile costume? I beg to differ." He grinned and motioned with a hand, "We gotta into our gear. notebooks, shipping charts, a couple of collapsible chairs, maybe even some shitty mustaches and hats. We are thing now." Choking he quickly rubbed at the back of his neck and back pedaled. "Fuck, I mean like we got an agency thing weve got to uphold and promote. How the hell else are we gonna drum up business for the orphans we are donating too. Its prime time during a party, yknow?" Holy hell shut up. 05:08:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/gamz-u7S926p][color=#2b0057]GAMZEE:[/color][/url] [color=#5800b4]Gamzee gives Karkat a bright thumbs up when he looks over his way, and gives one to Latula too, for good measure. He takes her very literally.[/color] [color=#2b0057]"GOT IT, GIRLIE. i won't worry about it none more then."[/color] [color=#5800b4] He's about the leave the poor, abused snack table alone when suddenly Kurloz shows up. It's... a little weird. The last time this Gamzee saw a Kurloz was during the whole codpiece debacle, and the less is said about that, the better. But, fuck it, he gives Kurloz a thumbs up too, particularly when he catches sight of which Faygos he's set out. Everything's chill here. Talk of a costume party catches his attention.[/color] [color=#2b0057]"aw shiiiit, there's a costume party in the works? WHEN'S IT GOING DOWN?"[/color] 05:11:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] A soft laugh left her lips at his words. “I’ll have yo+u kno+w that I’m actually mo+re than happy to+ partake in plenty o+f ro+ugh behavio+r.” Porrim’s gaze shifted over to the snack table again, watching Kurloz clean up the mess his dancestor had left behind. At the very least, now she wasn’t going to have to be the one to clean up the mess. Not that it was her job to grubsit every single person here. She wasn’t even the one hosting. It was nice to see that Kurloz was wearing one of the outfits she had made for him, though. It certainly used a lot of fabric, on account of how large he is, so it’d be a shame for it to go to waste. 05:15:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] not far behind from kurloz, meulin was in a police uniform, however she had made sure it said the shipping police instead of just police on it, she is also wearing a police officer hat and has a fake rubber batton attached to her belt and a squirt gun full of water in a holster because it’s funny. Her eyes scan the room to take note of everyone around her, she then makes her way to the snack table and quickly grabs some faygo giving a wave at roxy and miming a ‘hello’ to her! she'd then find a spot to sit while she sipped on her new faygo drink. 05:18:19
Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 05:19:38
(not BOTH of his sleep paralysis demons oh no- 05:21:57
(( LMAO 05:22:16
(if there was a Damara the trifecta of "FUCK I HAVE TO GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE" would be complete 05:22:29
(( kankri avoiding them both at all cost 05:22:46
("not now, not here, not again." [color=#928272]"Hey bub, want a drink-"[/color] "IT'S LACED, IT'S ALL LACED" 05:26:20
((drugs in the wwater making the trolls gay 05:26:41
(( roxy did not even add alcohol this time 05:26:52
(( sabotage 05:27:02
DAVE: (( puttin shit in the water to turn the trolls gay 05:27:06
((reel 05:27:39
((yummy 05:28:20
(the trolls: *remain the same* :v... >:v this taste like shi- 05:28:23
(( im gonna get roxy in her costume before i and she forgets because we both share a braincell 05:29:37
(*craccs necc in nameccian* time to finish up them BAGS 05:30:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Wow, this was getting increasingly more chaotic as time went on. Now there was another Makara who was excessively tall and at least ten times more unnerving, another Leijon, and Dave speaking his usual nonsense. Karkat let out a long, exasperated sigh, rolling his eyes. It sounded absolutely ridiculous, as most of Dave’s ideas did, but so be it far from him to be the one to shit on a party. “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. ACTUALLY, DON’T ANSWER THAT. FINE, WHATEVER. AS LONG AS I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WEARING IT, I GUESS.” Costume parties were inherently meant to embarrass yourself, Karkat was convinced. He turned his attention towards Gamzee, shrugging his shoulders. “I THINK IT’S BASICALLY GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW. FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING IS SET UP AND HALF THE PEOPLE HERE ALREADY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT THROWN UP ON BY SOME BACKWATER CIRCUS, ANYWAYS.” 05:41:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz also offered a thumbs up to everyone, briefly holding a finger over his lips in a hushed gesture towards Gamzee. It was obvious that he was willing to stay quiet about past debacles. He grabbed a bottle of faygo and a straw and walked away from the group to go sit next to Meulin, wherever she ended up sitting down. There was a lot going on and Kurloz wasn’t really the type to go out of his way to interact with people he was unfamiliar with, at least not on his own. 05:45:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] preparations seem to be going well, seeing meulin again brought her some joy and her costume looked funny as hell. Although roxy was gone for several months, she did indeed work on her signing skills. Its not perfect and its nowhere close to mime language but it’s a start! She’d wave back and sign, hello and brb. Towards meulin, giving a thumbs up again and walking out of the room. She’d go into the nearby bathroom to change into her costume, which wasn’t hard for her to do considering it was one of the two things she enjoys combined! Wizards and cats, She would dream up cat ears and a tail that matched her hair color, dreaming up a wizard hat with cat ear holes. The last thing she would dream up a school uniform which included a fake magic school logo on it, the shirt was purple with black stars, the skirt was black with a purple trim. Putting it all on adjusting anything that needed to be adjusted and coming right back to the party. She is not going to say anything about what she heard passing by dave and karkat, deciding to walk over towards kankri instead. Stopping once she gets close enough as not to look in the bags or step on anything. 05:45:57
DAVE: Dave was already pulling the gear that he needed out of the dream bubble, it was pretty simple as anything else would just be too far past the ironic point. There was two different sets of mustaches, a monocle, notepads with huge permeant writing at the top of every page that said, You wanna schmooze, we are your dudes. in absolutely the worst font and deep fried. Finally, a couple of name tags that they could fill in the names for. Dave was nodding along but there was a giant ass clown behind him and he hadnt even noticed, his spidey senses didnt even ring the fucking alarm. And it was drinking fucking faygo. "Right..so thats a big ass clown. Holy shit are you going to be getting that big? or is that just clown sizes?" He asked as he was handing over half the items to Karkat, yes they were doing this shitty costume. 05:53:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/gamz-u7S926p][color=#2b0057]GAMZEE:[/color][/url] [color=#5800b4][color=#5800b4]Gamzee has gotten pretty good at reading the mime, and knew exactly what he meant with that one gesture. He gives him the ok-hand symbol in response. Then, to Karkat, he says,[/color] [color=#2b0057]"SHIT, BRO, REALLY? what a wickednasty coincidence. I GOT JUST THE THING."[/color] [color=#5800b4]The tacky mismatch of colors he was wearing was certainly fun, but not exactly a costume. He furrows his brows in concentration to dream something into existence. Fortunately for everyone involved, he has enough decency not to get undressed in front of everyone. Instead, he scampers off to a nearby vacant room to change. A few minutes later, he returns dressed in a black and purple jester costume, complete with a matching little scepter. Said scepter has a cartoony troll head on it with Makara-y horns. He gives Roxy an approving nod.[/color] [color=#2b0057]"siiick fit.[/color] 06:13:01
(( gamzee fit approved 06:14:47
((he thinks wizards are cool 06:18:47
((and he's correct 06:18:52
((lol 06:19:53