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((god i love equius 23:54:24
(( lmao equius 23:54:37
(( equius omg.. 23:55:29
((rest in piss controller 23:56:21
((hmmm.. should i intro boypeta.. 23:58:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She’d hold out another pig in a blanket for gamzee, her eyes looking between the three as they all played in interesting ways. Knowing brobot would most likely win, gamzee and second and equius could come in third if he kept trying. Her free hand grabbing a new controller and holding it out for equius casually, this was actually pretty intense gameplay considering how high gamzee was but somehow keeping up just enough with brobot. 23:59:30
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: He blinks dumbly at Meulin after she so casually admits what he just ate. "YOU DID WHAT? YOU.. FED ME [i]SOPORIFIC[/i] SUBSTANCES?????? WHY?! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE POISONED." Was it too late to throw it back up? Panic. "I ALREADY DON'T FEEL WELL; I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S FROM ALL THE DUMB SHIT AT THIS PARTY, OR THE COOKIE." He slumps and lets himself fall back where Eridan was previously sitting. He groans, and covers his face with his hands. "GOG DAMN IT...." I don't feel so good, Ms. Leijon.. 00:01:12
((LOL 00:02:33
(Karkat mentally turns to ash 00:02:43
(( one stone two karkats 00:04:40
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: The track was most definitely difficult.. it wouldn't be fair to say that Gamzee didn't fall off the road a couple more times. He did just well enough to stay ahead of Equius though, and almost eating Brobot's TAS dust. "mmmmnnom. thanks." He consumes the horse treat as they come up upon the last lap for rainbow road.. 00:09:40
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [dresses up as a primitive forest hunter, im ready for party :33] 00:11:53
(Out here in just a loincloth, bare butt booty naked like Gamzee 00:12:33
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [okay i didnt mean like THAT but if u insist..] 00:13:15
(( Mine.... 00:15:11
(( ough... banger song. 00:15:19
(( sorry i was watching my brother graduate 00:15:47
((congrats 00:16:09
((congrats but help 00:16:17
(( yooo nice! 00:16:20
(( its why i am watching my grandma 00:16:26
(( he has 2 more years of college but yea 00:16:36
((brobot would definitely bm in games just constantly throwing red shells and shit 00:16:52
(( LMAO 00:16:58
(min-maxxing mario kart, im sick :v 00:17:16
((he downloaded all the video game strats 00:17:28
(( i love him 00:17:48
(( he's gonna be downloading so much more soon 00:17:54
((downloading these nuts 00:18:09
(( LMAO 00:18:12
(( i can't type and think when people are talking i'm trying so hard 00:18:55
((lock in 00:19:09
(( not in chat in vc 00:19:12
(( my tism 00:19:20
((lock in anywway 00:20:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] He was simply hardwired to be able to beat anyone in any competition. Not to mention he was able to process things much faster than any non machine brain possibly could. If Roxy were playing, he would probably not be going so hard, but he needed to show who was the most dominant out of the three of them. Even with the mild commotion of Equius breaking his first controller, he did not lose focus. He could, at least, acknowledge that Gamzee seemed to be a worthy competitor. 00:20:40
(( LMAO 00:21:03
(REF DO SOMETHING, HE LITERALLY HAS THE ENTIRE GAME ON HIS HARDDRIVE- 00:21:19
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [im worthy :o)] 00:21:22
(( brobot: i must be the best so i am the most dominant and also show roxy how cool i am 00:23:32
((literally 00:23:41
((ref cant savve you 00:23:51
((youre fucked 00:23:56
((danger high voltage headass 00:24:27
(( brobot getting ban from most games for aimbot so he just takes a picture and sends it to the companies like yea i'm aimbot 00:24:49
((god the costume idea im thinking for boypeta is just on the tip of my tongue, its coming from somewhere but the IP is eluding me.. 00:24:53
(("brother i AM aimbot" 00:25:01
(( LMAO 00:25:08
((has dirk been sent home 00:25:22
(George of The Jungle? 00:26:14
(Conan? 00:26:17
(uhhhhhhhhhh Tarzan? 00:26:23
(( jumanji 00:26:33
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ferngukky? 00:26:34
((i feel like youre trying to tell me something.. hmmm... 00:26:45
(Ferngully, fucking cunt ass jetboard 00:26:48
(( Him and Darkleer got sent back yeah. Warning that he better put some makeup on or smth he is smothered in hickies. 00:26:51
(Bootyleer was all up in them guts AGAIN 00:27:08
((fair enough i was just checking so i knew where he was 00:27:13
((is this not so subliminal messaging telling me to put boypeta into a loincloth 00:27:25
(( dirk coming back covered in hickies and seeing brobot in a cowboy costume playing mariocart 00:27:26
((no he doesnt plan on going back out anytime soon 00:27:49
(( lmao 00:27:54
(Dick and Ballpeta 00:28:01
(( i was just trying to yell out ip 00:28:14
(( This time it wasn't just Darkleer it was also his Alternate Horrorterror self too-- 00:28:58
(( true 00:29:15
((yelling ip until your brain starts wworking 00:29:32
(( i'm sorry yall having a vc conversation in my ears 00:29:33
((i can hear the gears turning 00:29:42
(( its ok 00:29:43
(( i promise when it's over i'll post 00:29:53
((ur fine 00:29:57
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [big thonk] 00:30:08
((as long as wwere not trapped for 10 billion years you should be fine 00:30:12
(:v arrr arrr arrr 00:30:20
EQUIUS: "D --> Thank you, Ro%y" Equius sounds like he's on the verge of crying. He needs to calm the heck down. It's just a go-kart game. He makes sure the replacement controller is connected properly and tries his best to catch back up with the other racers. As he gets more used to the controls and figures out how to use the power-ups, he manages to make it past the CPU players, but still lags behind Gamzee and Brobot. 00:30:26
((equius still gaming hard wwith no thumbstick 00:31:10
((no he got a new controller 00:31:17
(( roxy made sure he got a new one 00:31:31
(( has them on standby just for him 00:31:43
((wwell im not reading 00:31:57
((im using half my brain 00:32:04
((im too busy going feral ovver erisol 00:32:14
(Equius crashing out over the video game and all Kankri and Aradiabot hear is [color=#0000cc]"STRONG FUCKING T H R O W"[/color] and the crash of the tv through the wall 00:32:16
((LMFAOO 00:32:26
((he wwould 00:32:34
((aradiabot just comes out like "equius why would you do that" 00:32:35
(("youre killing the vibes" 00:32:50
("MY PARTY- Is that clown naked?" [color=purple]"sUp" 00:33:15
((party in shambles 00:33:37
((theres a naked clowwn, a robot cheating at mario kart, and your sonbrother is high off his ass 00:34:11
(( oh and a shattered window with blood on it 00:34:30
((yeah 00:35:05
boypeta: strolls in with fierce bodypaint and barbarian cloth 00:35:45
((god 00:36:27
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(( hello 00:41:56
((:0 00:42:01
sata [Kankri|Gamzee] [] joined chat. ~~ 1017 ~~ 00:42:22
(:v a customer 00:42:23
((waow 00:42:36
((wwelp 00:42:41
(>:u you scared the damn cat 00:42:48
((🧍♂️ 00:43:03
(( yall aint put out enough catnip 00:43:04
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [flexes to assert dominance] 00:43:12
(( yea karkat ate it 00:43:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/mZr7rMR][color=#416600]Nepeta: [/color][/url] twin who are we flexing on 00:43:46
(Kankri's costume: *more layers*[br]every new arrivals costume: *butt out, dick out, feet out, nuts hanging* 00:44:12
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: The kitty that ran away, obviously! 00:44:18
((balanced, as all things should be 00:44:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/mZr7rMR][color=#416600]Nepeta: [/color][/url] youre so right twin 00:44:36
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: uwu 00:44:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] It wasn’t particularly surprising that her dancestor would show such chaotic tendencies. Especially not with her own history of such. “i supp0se it is g00d that y0u have s0me semblance 0f tact when discussing it at least” If Damara was anything like her, she would be able to find any information she cared to know with ease.[br] [br] 00:44:57
[color=#000056]She supposed she could understand to some degree why he wouldn’t agree with such force being used. Beforus was very different from Alternia, for starters. Their culture was still quite alien to each other, despite being the same species. “yes im sure it is a st0ry y0u have heard bef0re if y0u are familiar with any 0ther iterati0ns 0f myself” Aradia shifted herself in her seat, resting her hand on the edge of the counter so that she could push herself to her feet. “i believe anyb0dy else w0uld have d0ne the same if they were in th0se circumstances even if at the time the 0nly thing i c0uld really feel was anger” She could tell him more. The stories of them simply wanting to play some games together, only to have one of her friends lose his ability to walk. Her own retaliation for that being met with her own demise. It was a lot. And she didn’t care to get into it with someone who she had just met. “i cant say i feel any regret f0r what i did in the same way that she never felt any regret f0r what she did t0 me 0r 0ur friends i d0nt expect her t0 either because thats just the kind 0f pers0n she is” Her hand clamped down on the counter, effectively crushing a good chunk of it beneath her fist. She lifted her hand, dropping the rubble on the floor before letting it fall to her side. “but it d0esnt matter n0w its all in the past and there i n0 l0nger have a part t0 play in that st0ry” 00:44:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/mZr7rMR][color=#416600]Nepeta: [/color][/url] uwu 00:45:07
((*and i no longer have a part to play in that story 00:45:15
((sorry had a stroke and forgot to proofread the last bit apparently 00:45:22
((god 00:45:22
(( meanwhile vriska actually regretting it but way later: 00:46:27
(( :pensive: 00:46:36
(But we dont, get kicked in her shin just cause we feel like it ùvú 00:47:54
(( soon 00:49:24
(*me, animatronic lunging and biting Vriska's thigh, aiming for the vein with pinpoint accuracy* 00:50:31
((omg u killed her.. 00:52:15
(( ok i can rp again 00:52:40
(( i no longer hanve people in my ears 00:52:52
((right as i got done cleaning my glasses yay 00:53:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] Yea he’s about to be baked, just like when she made kankri eat that weed brownie or was it a cookie she cannot remember right now, she’s getting just as high soon. (^･ω･^) < “ SAD YOU COULND’T JOIN US ERIDAN, BUT KARKAT YOU WILL BE FINE, NOTHING IS WRONG WITH OUR NIP COOKIES PLUS, FOOD TASTES WAY BETTER WHEN YOU’RE HIGH!!!” his not feeling well comment was a bit funny, she’d go and sit next to karkat on the couch. “IF IT MAKES YOU F33L BETTER KANKRI WAS A MESS WHEN HE ATE HIS COOKIE, HE WAS TRYING TO HUG EVERYONE IN SIGHT.” 00:58:11
((karkat is about to lose his shit 01:01:01
(( karkat actively tweaking 01:01:42
((keep almost opening main chat to post my latula </3 01:03:40
((flashbanging chat with latulas rack headass 01:04:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she’s just going to continue to feed the clown until she runs out of food or until he stops asking, though her focus was now being moved to looking over at brobot, he was in the zone. She never thought a battlebot could play videogames but then again it is one of dirks creations, plus it could also be considered a ‘battle’ in some sense. Her attention fell back on the game again. 01:04:29
((chat has already been flashbanged by clown cheeks and possibly cat cheeks, its jover.. 01:04:32
(( boypeta cheeks 01:04:57
((evveryones cheeks out rn 01:05:19
(( roxy is wearing a long skirt right now and meulin is wearing pants excuse me 01:05:42
((im saying do it 01:07:01
((not thats its happened 01:07:05
((*that 01:07:10
((suddenly aradiabots skirt is gone her robocheeks are out 01:07:25
((exploded off 01:07:35
((so mad her skirt exploded 01:07:41
(( LMAO 01:09:07
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [wow, everyone wants to be like me :o)] 01:09:20
(( oh you want them to strip like the clown 01:09:22
((next thing we know aradiabot is seducing kankri 01:09:35
((evveryone pants off NEOWW 01:09:37
(( i feel brobot would be very unhappy with roxy doing that 01:09:42
(( plus nah 01:09:47
EQUIUS: ((equius sweats so hard over the sudden mass pantslessness that he shrivels up into a raisin 01:10:05
(( meulin however may try 01:10:06
((LMFAOO 01:10:14
(( equius dies 01:10:16
(( fucking implodes 01:10:30
((kurloz gonna take off his fancy shirt or some shit idk 01:10:46
((AHAHAHAH 01:10:46
((i cant fucking do this bro 01:10:53
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [is this the cookie or is everyone getting naked, i camt tell] 01:10:54
((AHAHBDHJBHSA 01:11:01
((LFMAO 01:11:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] (where did my skirt g0) 01:11:27
((i WAS going to put boypeta into a relatively modest costume but now i think i will do the loincloth after all this lmao 01:12:23
((god 01:12:45
((no fucking wway 01:12:47
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri certainly wasn't going to badmouth one Demoness to... well, Aradia isn't exactly demoness herself. Rage-driven, at least in one instance, sure, but one to perpetuate the absolute #Ch99 Ch99 Catastr9phes Damara had? No, he doesn't see it happening– not without a LOT of pushing. He watched her less closely, now having his gaze hamg more towards the floor in reflection of the information she spoke. How liable to allow spite and vengeance consume someone would one be, really? Giving in enough to wish to [i]kill[/i] someone? Kankri himself couldn't see it-- he was rather good at staving off most violent thoughts when he was irritated, but Aradia grew up on virtually a whole new planet despite it being the same just... time and reality-warping shenanigans. He doesn't care to figure it out.[br] [br]Of course his attention is immediately snapped back to the Robosheep when she just [i]desecrates a portion of the counter![/i] If this were Cronus? He'd say something. Porrim? Definitely. Meenah? Ehhh... most likely. But this is [i]Damara's[/i] descendant; moreover, this is someone who he has had physical confrontation with in a rather CLOSE CALL, so! Kankri was going to sit there- shut up armor, stop ricketing around, HE'S FINE! Kankri is going to SIT THERE and not mention the 43 triggers that arose, half of which had to do with property destruction.[br] [br] 01:13:00
His brows knit slightly, giving a soft clearing of his throat. Just smile, a little bit, nothing is wrong this is all fine-- keeping a hand on his helmet and the other prepped to potentially snag his shield at a moments notice, BUT EVERYTHING IS OKAY! "Y- [i]ahem-[/i] Yes, I c9mpletely understand the frustrati9n that may c9me with 6eing taken s9 lightly and watching an9ther's acti9ns g9 unc9ntested 6y justice. Still, I w9uldn't say it d9esn't matter- it matters a great deal, n9 matter h9w l9ng ag9 it was. Y9u may n9t play an active r9le n9w, 6ut what y9u did then was imp9rtant t9 whatever needed t9 take place t9 keep as many pe9ple alive as y9u c9uld manage. Y9u matter quite a 6it, Aradia." [i]just don't punch his head off, please, he's sorry-[/i] 01:13:01
(quickest beam super ever :V 01:13:13
((sorry i got lost in the sauce, eridan is after meulin righr 01:13:58
((uhhh i mean techincally but theres really nothing for me to say if im honest eridan is just there trying not to laugh his ass off 01:14:59
((kurloz is also not rlly actively participating hes just part of the peanut gallery 01:15:40
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: "hey, bro. its just a CONTROLLER. you dont gotta all up and be upset about it. we're all motherfuckin friends playin games. :o)" Careful Equius, you sound too much like that and he might offer to hug you. With Roxy's moral food support he manages to lazily and casually get second place at the end of the race, zooming through the finish line before Waluigi falls off to his unfortunate demise. "i like this game. :o)c" 01:16:25
((alright ill post again then uwu 01:16:41
((trust ill post something after 👌 01:17:17
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: "MEULIN WHEN I GET YOU..." Weakly clenches his fist and shakes it at her before he slumps against the couch again. His pupils are slowly dilating and he blinks as his vision slowly changes. His head feels.. different. He's not a fan, to be honest. "OHHHH WHAT the fuck.." He rubs his eyes then blinks blearily. He's so cooked. 01:19:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] His victory was inevitable. He lowered the controller some once the race was ever. There was the sound of static from him, as if he was going to say something, but he was fighting it so that he wouldn’t potentially upset Roxy. The default ‘YOU LOSE’ would seem a little unsportsmanlike, after all. Instead, he just gave a silent thumbs up. ◥◣◢◤ 01:19:04
(Kankri :handshake: Karkat "Meulin when I get you, you rat bastard" 01:19:55
((karkat is so fucked im actually dying irl 01:20:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] A deep sadness had washed over her for but a brief moment, watching dave beg her not to wake him up was genuinely a punch to the gut. She hopes he can forgive her for this someday, considering how unwell he was. She did understand karkats point of view, someone he knew bleeding and sobbing, pleading for comfort. But she knew deep down that any version of karkat, alive or dead, would not bring him the comfort and happiness he had before. Although they had both told her to stop she had no intention of doing so, despite seeming callous of her and forcefully waking him it was for his sanity and out of care and concern. [br] [br] 01:21:12
/[color=#005682] she’s not going to blame karkat for seeing her like that considering her descendant can be a lot and the other ‘version’ of her had intentions which were unlikely to be good. She doubt the young vantas would believe her but it’s worth a shot, before speaking she’d squat down next to karkat then end up on her knees. Her tone was soft and had hints of sadness. “You don’t have to 8elieve me, 8ut he has people who are caring for him as we speak. It is 8eing handled despite it seeming cruel, i did it out of genuine care and worry.” She wasn’t sure if she should tell this karkat about everything, for now she will try to keep herself from telling him. “He is going through deep emotional pain that neither of us can stop or fix. Only he can do that himself, though I am unsure if he knows how. Its why he is acting out.” After her speech, she’d lightly place her hand on karkats back and rub it to at least try and soothe him. Having a few tears of her own that she hadn’t noticed going down her own cheeks out of concern. 01:21:12
(( slash got in there okwell 01:21:24
((what da slash doin 01:21:37
(( trying it's best 01:21:43
((lmfao 01:22:49
((oh yeah i know what i was thinking of now. like the barbarian wraps from baldur's gate 3 01:22:53
((bliss are you typing 01:23:13
(( no 01:23:16
((okay im gonna send something 01:23:22
(Sends Eridan crying about being the only one not having fun 01:26:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan can’t help but stare, bringing a hand to his face to cover up his growing smile. He takes a second to half uncover his mouth so he can speak, “wwoww kar youre really batter fried huh heres hopin you come dowwn soon” Eridan goes back to covering his mouth with his hand, his other arm crossed over his chest. Genuinely he’s trying not to lose it this is so funny. He turns to Meulin for a second, violet tears welling in his eyes from trying not to laugh at Karkat’s misfortune, “so howw much wwhatevver did you put in those cookies? its wworkin pretty fast so im curious” Eridan clears his throat, lifting his glasses from his face to wipe his tears from his eyes. 01:28:39
((god 01:28:42
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[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [ERIDAN. ERIDAN DONT LEAVE ME HERE] 01:33:32
((AFTER HOWW YOU YELLED AT ME 01:33:49
((ILL LAUGH AT YOU ALL NIGHT 01:33:54
(Karkat thinks he's banging on the wall, but is actally limp noodling his head around 01:34:06