((probably runs the chess club like a dwweeb 07:18:31
(5'8" probs. The height Aranea WISHES she had 07:18:34
((somewhere around there yeah 07:18:45
((it might have been 5'7 07:18:51
(no way. He runs the school newspaper and PARTICIPATES in the chess club 07:18:53
((insane 07:18:58
(( kurloz is the tallest of the dancestors lmao 07:19:09
((anywway ooc bury i need to read this god damn reply 07:19:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Aradia had finished putting up the bits and pieces of decor that she had decided on, but since it seemed as though there were a few others working on the rest of the preparations she decided that she should take a little break. She magically switched her clothes to the sheep onesie and shuffled over to where Cronus was sitting. Plopping down next to him, she decided to curl up and rest her head on his lap and simply doze off. 07:19:57
((on god i havent been able to focus on writing anything 07:20:10
((im sorry porrim mun pls forgive me 07:20:15
((come to ooc pookie 07:20:19
((no its ok i need to go to sleep soon 07:20:21
(*kisses forehead* 07:20:45
((its like half past 3am 07:20:51
((oh word 07:20:56
((same timezone 07:20:59
((all three of us 07:21:04
((good we hate the west coast 07:21:05
((fuck those bitches 07:21:12
((reel 07:21:12
(( east coast 07:21:12
((EST moment 07:21:24
((east coast beast coast 07:21:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan was bored enough that there wasn’t really any reason to tell her off. She wasn’t the most annoying person in the world yet and who knows maybe they could have a compelling conversation for a bit. “it wwas a rhetorical question..” Eridan would be side-eyeing Roxy right now if he had pupils but, y’know, dead. He looked from Roxy to the glass and then decided to stare up at the ceiling for a bit, “its practically all the same thin wwhen youre lookin at it from the perspectivve of a bystander. howw else am i supposed to look at you twwo bein all close like that and not think you might be fillin a pail or wwhatevver” Eridan proceeded to roll his empty eyes. Not really something you can see but it’s happening promise. 07:28:38
((eridan what 07:29:35
((im replying to roxy man 07:30:14
((he's all like youre mackin on your mans ovver there get back to it and leavve me alone 07:30:32
(:v bro's hating smh 07:31:28
((just observvin 07:32:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX[/color][/url]: [color=#746b00]Sollux has absolutely no qualms about following her to the couch. Even he isn't enough of a fool to fuck this up so quickly. He hopes. The last thing he needs right now is to add another baddie to his growing list of fumbled bags.[/color] "that'2 not a bad iidea. you [i]do[/i] look liike you could offer me some much-needed reliief." [color=#746b00]Christ, that was terrible. Time to quickly move past it.[/color] "but are you 2ure ii won't be too much for you? ...2iitting on your lap, ii mean. wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable." 07:33:05
((stop thinking about your friends fucking smh 07:33:22
(( 'we never talk huh' to 'why are you fucking karkats dancestor' 07:33:52
((i need the gossip 07:34:14
((tbh id be thinking the same thing though 07:34:18
((REAL 07:34:22
((why is everyone fucking karkats dancestor really 07:34:31
((thank you sol for once wwe can agree on somethin 07:34:33
(( LMAO 07:34:34
((fun fact aranea started it 07:34:56
(( the only one kankri has yet to fuck is roxy minus the new people and a few trolls who were not interested cronus was forbidden 07:35:21
((also dirk and the robots 07:35:49
((damn... hasnt even fucked his own girlfriend yet 07:35:50
((and karkat obviously 07:35:53
((lol are they dating i dont even know 07:35:59
((no theyre like moirails 07:36:04
((moirails can pail 07:36:30
((damn... hasnt even fucked his own girlfriend yet /pos 07:36:34
((its fine 07:36:35
(( LMAO 07:36:40
((ok wait place your bets. whos gonna be the next kankrifucker 07:36:52
(( yall want this to be a canon ship 07:36:55
((eridan when he says karkat is his moirail 07:36:55
(( more than meulin 07:37:05
((WWAIT I WWANNA FUCK KANKRI 07:37:07
((bruh 07:37:10
((do it 07:37:15
((LMAO 07:37:18
(sheeeeeeeeeesssh 07:37:39
(([url=https://media1.tenor.com/m/Q_2Y8c3enkMAAAAd/pibble-pibbleshots.gif]me to kankri[/url] 07:37:56
(I look away to pop bev in the fridge for a sec and come back to the HORRORS of old chat where Kankri was getting straight ABUSED im sick 07:38:06
((HAHA omg 07:38:09
((same tho 07:38:09
((have to decide which one is jumping kankri next 07:38:28
(( you need to stop abusing kankri 07:38:46
((he can abuse me 07:38:53
((same 07:38:56
((i mean wwho said that 07:38:56
(( he abused meulin that was fun 07:39:04
((mustvve been the wwind 07:39:05
((sjdhfg 07:39:08
((i wish kankri would disembowel me 07:39:08
((smdh 07:39:11
(vro 07:39:30
(bro is just a crabby customer trying to eat fruit and be healthy :v 07:40:15
(([url=https://media1.tenor.com/m/iuvQbgKyarQAAAAd/oh-my-goodness-gracious-kankri-vantas.gif] once again me[/url] 07:40:47
((hey. does karkat or the signless have a body count yet 07:41:01
((i ask, for innocent reasons 07:41:05
((signless does 07:41:07
((oop 07:41:16
((w disciple obv 07:41:19
((i see........ 07:41:21
((karkat no 07:41:28
((i see i see 07:41:36
(butt blaster 3 the video game 07:42:03
((i need my butt blasted 07:42:19
((signless and disciple just smashing out in the open fr 07:42:20
((bruh 07:42:23
((huh wwho said that 07:42:26
(( if signless is involved disciple will also be involved 07:42:34
((whens karkat gonna blast my butt 07:42:43
(feral fricking all over the food table like the VAGRANTS they are 07:42:47
((i mean who said that 07:42:47
((help? 07:42:47
((yeah its the same thing w kurloz and meulin 07:42:50
((lmfao sorry its the almost-4-am-brain 07:42:55
((💀💀💀 07:42:56
((real tho 07:42:59
(( im literally typing about karkat and you say that 07:43:04
(( smh 07:43:08
((when are the signless and the disciple gonna blast my-- 07:43:27
((LMAO 07:43:32
(bro wants to be a creme between. 07:43:56
((was gonna say sus but dirk literally got smashed by darkleer 07:44:03
((wwish this wwas me.... 07:44:10
((lucky 07:44:13
((lowkey i love zahhaks 07:44:29
((same 07:44:33
((if i were any good at equius anymore id probably have done him instead of sollux 07:44:43
((i should pick up horuss....... 07:44:48
((i lovve that man dearly 07:44:53
((i miss seeing zahhaks theyre so silly 07:44:56
(Equius is so funny, I love him 07:45:00
((you should pick up horuss. i love that man dearly. 07:45:14
((hes so babygirl to me 07:45:23
((based 07:45:26
((agree 07:45:30
((if i didnt hate doing doubles id pick up a dancestor too but alas 07:45:52
((aint that real 07:46:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] if anyone could make this girl feel like an idiot it’s eridan, not that it’s a reason to celebrate but to be fair roxy does not have the ‘best’ people skills even if she means well. “ok thats fair” well the next answer he gave her made her kinda flustered and confused. “look tbh it took me a while to figure that shit out and what everythin was and a very very long talk with karkat and nepeta with quadrants but im p sure im just kankris moirail plus even then im alive and hes dead and im p sure he will refuse that anyway bc how he is an my karkat already lectured me about everythin” karkat had a lot to say when she said kankri’s name unfortunately for her it was an all day event at his hive with dave and jade aswell watchin the rant of doom. 07:46:41
((okay im gonna actually go to bed now 07:47:43
((gn guys 07:47:47
(( goodnight 07:47:52
((gn! 07:48:17
(now that they're gone, its time to prank em :v 07:48:39
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan looked to Roxy after sufficiently staring at the ceiling, maybe it was finally time to tune in. We’ve got some interesting stuff to listen to especially now with the mention of Karkat and Nepeta. “alright so they filled you in on howw troll romance wworks an youre awware that you might just be moirails or wwhatevver but that doesnt mean that you cant become more than that” Eridan shrugged and closed his eyes before taking a sip of his water casually. He was well aware of the blunder he made with Feferi way back when but it’s not like he could’ve anticipated that she wasn’t even interested in being his moirail let alone his matesprit. Maybe one day he’d get his quadrants in order. 08:13:17
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((lol @ eridan 08:17:32
((maybe one day... 08:17:35
((leavve me alone 08:17:40
(but wouldnt that be the antithesis of what they want :V 08:18:56
((its not literal gosh 08:19:23
((its a cry for attention 08:19:31
("9h, I see." *literally turns around and walks away* 08:20:02
((man 08:20:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] tbh she cannot figure out why he’s so interested in quadrants is that just his thing. “honestly nepeta was better at explainin it than karkat plus the only reason i even recognized nepeta was because she looked like my poor baby girl fefeta sprite who exploded anyway yea i know that but why are u so interested if im in a quadrant with kankri and that its more than moirails like r u tryin to tell me to get with him or somethin im a bit confused on that part what is the point in u knowin if im fuckin karkats dancestor or not???” 08:27:25
(Fefetasploded u-u never forget 08:29:57
((what if i rped feferi 08:59:22
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((as a bit 08:59:24
(Me preparing to make a fish lady cry *rubs hands together* 08:59:48
((if you think feferi is an easy crier youre sorely mistaken 09:00:34
((for legal reasons this is all a joke anyway im too brain fried to seriously consider another muse rn 09:00:47
(you underestimate my power, O-BEE Wan Solnobi 09:01:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan’s quadrants were an absolute fucking shitshow so he really wasn’t one to be talking to Roxy about hers but, it made for more interesting conversation than whatever drunken slurred drivel would pour out of her mouth. “im not tellin you nofin im just sayin thats theres alwways room for more opportunity and you gotta seize it wwhile youre able” Eridan was speaking in a stern almost authoritative voice when he said that, like all those years of studying military strategies was being dug up and used in application to quadrants. Honestly I wouldn’t put it past him. “you dont havve to listen to me but i think im pretty qualified to talk about it wwhen i knoww kar pretty wwell” Being qualified was a load of horseshit and he knew it, but appearances are everything. 09:02:54
((lol? 09:03:07
(you see its funny because Obee instead Obi and I am very clever and handsome for that ûvû 09:03:52
(( eridan: you need to bang kankri i'm obviously qualified to tell you this. 09:04:29
(( lmao 09:04:31
((so real 09:04:35
(( brother wants him to get poon so bad 09:04:43
((hes being ur hype man 09:04:55
(( a very aggressive hypeman lmao 09:05:17
(bro is concerned about KANKRI'S bulge more than his own. Little does he know... 09:05:21
(( so funny 09:05:23
((its okay maybe eridan wwill get some someday 09:05:43
((ill get mine evventually 09:05:54
(*me consulting the elder gods to make sure they deny the request* 09:06:16
((wwhat the fuck 09:06:25
((place ur bets now who's eridan gonna fuck first 09:06:27
(Luigi from Undertale 09:06:37
((porrim is easy game so 09:06:40
(( eridan confusing roxy even more about what to do with her situationship 09:06:41
((i could see porrim 09:06:55
(Porrim IS easy game, that he already fucked up, so now its HARD MODE Porrim for him 09:07:09
((legs are alwways open for business wwith her 09:07:10
((naww naww im better 09:07:22
(( eridan would be horrified to know she slept with cronus first 09:07:28
(( before him 09:07:36
((solux/eridan/porrim threesome when /j 09:07:37
((eridan wwill just sleep wwith cronus its fine 09:07:43
(( LMAP 09:07:47
(( im crying 09:07:51
("I can do wwhatevver he can" little does he know he aint equipped to handle all that 09:08:15
(( cronus looking dead at eridan like wtf is wrong with you i know i did passes at you when i first died but holy fuck you have issues 09:08:25
((they wwent on a date its fine 09:08:42
((easy game 09:08:44
(( lmao 09:08:47
((im sobbing 09:08:48
((not laugh sobbing just sobbing 09:09:00
(( cronus just beats up eridan for the suggestion 09:09:17
(( because he's a changed troll 09:09:25
((bro got some pussy and thinks hes better </3 09:09:39
((also sollux 09:10:04
((consider eridan/sollux/porrim/karkat orgy 09:10:18
((/hj 09:10:22
((im considering it 09:10:32
((i mean yeah haha /hj 09:10:50
("WWE ARE SHIT TOGETHER, YOU AINT NO DIFFERENT" Eridan howls from the alley way in the rain as Cronus skulks off, abandoning his incel card in a puddle. 09:11:02
(( cronus got the porrim and aradia pussy 09:11:12
((help? 09:11:17
((youll alwways be cut from the same cloth 09:11:35
(( cronus looking down at eridan 'we are not the same i get more poon then you." 09:11:55
((does that make him no longer an incel 09:12:28
(Hits him with the Yuji. "You are me. I am you, but better." 09:12:32
((i mean like. i guess Literally sure 09:12:44
(( he's trying to not be an incel he's been apologizing to people genuinely 09:12:49
(( but no one believes him 09:12:58
((eridan just like me </3 no pussy forevver 09:13:02