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(( Oh hey. 09:57:54
(( i had to tend to the chickens gonna finally start typing lmao 10:19:09
(( Hell yeah. 10:40:25
(( How are the chickens? 10:40:30
(( How big are they... 10:40:37
(( we have bantams (small chickens) they get up to 2.2 pounds max smol beans big personalities, we then have the cinnamon queens who can get up to about 7 pounds max (egg layers) however ares are still young they are at the i'm now pretty stage but still not a full chicken yet stage, then we have the broilers cornish crosses who grew fast and 3 are male (massive) they are around 6 to 7 pounds and the female looks to be around 5-6 pounds 10:43:41
(( i am guestimating 10:43:58
(( they are heavy as fuck 10:44:07
(( but yea the lil chickens i pick them up and go it 10:44:25
(( its hamburger time 10:44:32
(( idk why they like it 10:44:38
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(PIPE IT AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUPPPP *outro melody* uvu 11:01:25
(( i'll post now but i might end up reposting later anyway but thats fine lmao 11:06:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]“tbh we look kinda stupid an squishy an fragile but sure if i ever decide 2 have a kid i will share my bb with the class” Looking between the two occasionally as she continued to progress the conversational topic, despite it not being appropriate for the dance floor it is not the first or last time this lalonde has actively said stupid or outright had weird conversations at the absolute worst possible timing. It was just part of who the lalonde was, though it doesn’t happen as often anymore it absolutely does on occasions like this. Watching kankri struggle to speak was not something she had expected or wanted, then when he finally got something out it was ‘I have to go change’ only to watch him basically bolt out of the room. Roxy feeling some guilt will end up having to apologize and talk about it with him another time, though for now she won’t dwell on it long due to latula still participating in the conversation. Her attention turned back to latula right after. [br] [br] 11:06:46
[color=#ff6ff2] having children is pretty much a full time job and not an easy task either. “that would be a good idea though yea we girls kinda got it rough though ur suppose to have both the parents help raise the baby but it doesnt always happen plus u have to feed the baby all the time and make sure it doesnt die to stupid things its a whole deal but ill have 2 find some pics of myself and possibly the others as babys im sure we have some but thats a for later issue oh also hmu later when its time 2 do some activities an do u have anymore plans today for the party?” She's trying her best to be a good host. 11:06:47
(( safe 11:06:50
(tachiyo *throws molotov cocktail* 11:07:18
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(Preggo Roxy scaring everyone :v 12:24:30
(( shes not pregnant 12:24:52
(( dufuq 12:24:56
(brain pregoonan rox :9 12:31:40
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(( this is fine roxy is ok 12:49:37
(( well besides maybe sharing baby pics with the trolls lmao 12:49:55
(( girl sharing all the pics of when john ecto biologized them into existence 12:51:12
(( lmao 12:51:15
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(( her john asking why tf she wants the baby pics all of a sudden and shes like do u really want to know why 12:58:30
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(:v whatcha doin here 18:46:29
(( wait the fuck 18:53:16
(( i just read that 18:53:21
(( Bones... I posted. I can repost though. 19:01:12
(( same 19:02:01
((yes please to all the logs are so aids to try to look at 19:02:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2]“tbh we look kinda stupid an squishy an fragile but sure if i ever decide 2 have a kid i will share my bb with the class” Looking between the two occasionally as she continued to progress the conversational topic, despite it not being appropriate for the dance floor it is not the first or last time this lalonde has actively said stupid or outright had weird conversations at the absolute worst possible timing. It was just part of who the lalonde was, though it doesn’t happen as often anymore it absolutely does on occasions like this. Watching kankri struggle to speak was not something she had expected or wanted, then when he finally got something out it was ‘I have to go change’ only to watch him basically bolt out of the room. Roxy feeling some guilt will end up having to apologize and talk about it with him another time, though for now she won’t dwell on it long due to latula still participating in the conversation. Her attention turned back to latula right after. [br] [br] 19:04:42
[color=#ff6ff2] having children is pretty much a full time job and not an easy task either. “that would be a good idea though yea we girls kinda got it rough though ur suppose to have both the parents help raise the baby but it doesnt always happen plus u have to feed the baby all the time and make sure it doesnt die to stupid things its a whole deal but ill have 2 find some pics of myself and possibly the others as babys im sure we have some but thats a for later issue oh also hmu later when its time 2 do some activities an do u have anymore plans today for the party?” She's trying her best to be a good host. 19:04:43
(( done 19:04:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] The Horror's actually got a smile on his face, feeling oh so endeared by the expression Dirk wears. And he's able to feel what Dirk's feeling in the moment, when recollecting it all. [color=#000000]~Mmmn, you really like him... that's beautiful... you look nice, wearing that expression my dear.~[/color] He's rumbling, making that comment in Dirk's mind with that smile still lingering.[br] [br]It's a secret... Dirk would have to ask about that one, though, the entity would be more than happy to answer. He's listening, of course, to what the other says inwardly and outwardly. [color=#f2a400]"... it comes from a sense of shame, for being that way in the first place. You think you deserve to be judged for it, even, but... it's okay to have that kind of urge."[/color] He's slipping his hand up from rubbing Dirk's back to slipping into his hair. Scritching and scratching gently over his scalp. He wonders if Dirk enjoys that. [color=#f2a400]"Yeah... we're behaved... though me and you could misbehave, in theory. We don't have to though, if you just want to rest for a while. I'm enjoying your warmth."[/color] 19:13:17
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Grubs were also not particularly durable, but they were usually able to fend for themselves (more or less) pretty quickly. It was interesting to hear just how different even the reproductive process was between humans and trolls. “not sur3 1f 1d b3 4bl3 to f1nd 4ny photoz of 4ny of us 4s wr1ggl3rz but 1tz not too h4rd to f1nd grubz w4nd3r1ng 4round 1n som3 m3mor13z. usu4lly trollz dont r41s3 th31r own wr1ggl3rz so not m4ny of us h4v3 4ny h4ndz on 3xp3r1nc3 w1th th3m 4s1d3 from porz.” Jade-bloods were pretty much the only ones who actually had anything to do with the cultivating process, after all.[br] [br] “for sur3! 1ll l3t you know onc3 1 h4v3 3v3ryth1ng r34dy!” Latula adjusted her shades, thinking for a moment before responding to the next question. “1 th1nk 1v3 got 3v3ryth1ng s3t up for 3nt3rt41nm3nt! 1ll prob4bly just ch1ll4x for 4 wh1l3 4nd k33p th3s3 r4d v1b3z go1ng” There needed to be someone keeping some kind of positive energy going, after all. 19:27:12
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] It was definitely true that he liked Darkleer, but it still felt a little embarrassing to have that pointed out. At the very least, those feelings weren’t something he was confused about, albeit there was some form of internal conflict about the fact that there were certainly some complications with being alive and being with someone who’s dead. Not that that sort of thing was all too concerning to Dirk, since the dreambubbles did make that a little simpler.[br] [br] The fact that he was so intimately mingling with another version of himself did feel as though it would be frowned upon, albeit there were certainly much stranger things than that going on amongst the populace of the afterlife. So, maybe he shouldn’t think too hard about it. Generally, Dirk would be pretty upset about the prospect of his hair getting messed up, but he wasn’t all too entirely concerned about it at the moment. It felt a little nice, anyhow. His cheeks bloomed with color again, clearing his throat a little before responding. “I mean, I wouldn’t be against the idea... But maybe later.” There was still a party going on, and he was also just generally enjoying being able to relax. 20:00:36
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((bruh 20:30:24
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] [color=#000000]. . . oh now I [i]have[/i] to see this guy. Look at Dirk. Do you hear that? Come on. Do the thing. ((No? No.)) What if I ask very nicely. ((Because multihandling is hell.)) My lack of horseman is the real hell here. I also want to torture this adorable Dirk. Do it. (([i]Bruh.[/i] No.))[/color][br] [br] SquidDirk's emitting a low huff of air, as if displeased by something while staring forward. But soon, his attention shifts and so does his attitude. Right back into something pleasant. [br] [br]Lowering his hand from soft hair to instead squeeze the back of Dirk's neck. That blush is nice. Makes his pupils dilate slightly. Smiling wide with his fangs on display and, briefly, trailing his tongue over his danger teeth. He's. Just a [i]tad[/i] activated, but he'll 'behave' for now. Settling into his spot by leaning back to lounge. And stare up at Dirk on his lap. Strange eyes peeking just above the edge of his shades that slid down. [color=#f2a400]"Whatever you desire, Dirk. I'll bask in your presence in the meantime. You make for a wonderful space heater."[/color] 21:06:04
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[color=#000000]~It occurs to me I have the opportunity to do something very, very funny. Much to the chagrin of my avatar.~ 22:01:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Please god don't. )) 22:01:35
[color=#000000]~You already know what I intend to do. It'll be [i]fine[/i]. You'll live.~ 22:02:25
(("he has a boner" - remix 22:02:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( 🧍 )) 22:02:39
((hit em with the crazy beat 22:02:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( WHO HAS A BONER? )) 22:02:55
((◥◣◢◤ 22:03:10
[color=#000000]~Me, soon, hopefully.~ 22:03:15
((help? 22:03:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( No you keep that THING in your pants. 22:03:28
[color=#000000]~I don't like being told what to do. You know this, it's only going to make me do whatever it was I was going to do even harder. Doubling down. Tripling down, even. This is the Strider Paradox.~ 22:04:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( I quit bruh 22:04:49
[color=#000000]~You don't get to choose that. Now, transcribe my words to the horse.~ 22:05:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Crying? Sobbing???? 22:05:49
[color=#000000]~For the record, Bones. Brobot can also get it. When will I see his handsome, sleek metallic visage?~ 22:06:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] ◥◣◢◤ 22:07:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( I'm gonna actually cry I should've never let you out of containment-- NO?! 22:07:35
[color=#000000]~Ohohoho, yes.~ 22:07:54
((id let a robot hit on god 22:08:12
[color=#000000]~He's so cute look at him. I'm so fond of machines. And myself. That much is obvious though. Bones understands, clearly, you're cultured.~ 22:08:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( B R U H 22:08:59
((i cant wait for the jumpscare my dirk is gonna suffer when he has to witness first hand that brobot has evolved and started developing and adding to his own coding and capabilities 22:09:42
[color=#000000]~That'd be wonderful. I should hope I get to witness this happening in real time.~[/color] 22:10:13
((itll happen eventually but were not sure yet 22:10:40
[color=#000000]~When the narrative allows, of course.~[/color] 22:11:10
(( i am existing i swear 22:23:00
((do u want to get jumped by kurloz or brobot 22:23:20
(( which ever one you want to rp more tbh 22:23:50
((im fine with either altho im not sure brobot has a penar installed 22:24:51
(( he probably doesn't 22:25:06
(( lmao 22:25:09
(( dude built for fighting not fucking 22:25:55
(( unfortunate 22:25:59
((yeah 💀 22:26:03
((funny arc: roxy asking dirk to install a penis on brobot 22:26:10
(( LMAO 22:26:16
((dirk just gives her the most aghast expression 22:26:19
(( well both dirks are right there 22:26:35
(( we could do something so fucking silly right now 22:27:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( THE WHIMSY? 22:27:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Funny because I'm also doing some whimsy. 22:27:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Well me, and "me" as in Dirk. 22:27:41
(( rolal is always full of whimsy 22:27:46
(( i think brobot in this moment would be really fucking funny 22:28:03
(( we can always have kurloz rizz roxy later anyway 22:28:29
((yeah 22:28:50
((okay im done agonizing about writing i think 22:29:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Getting a little more rowdy didn’t seem like too bad of an idea, but Dirk still felt like he should be on alert just in case that Brobot decided to do something. It was weird that it hadn’t moved in a while, considering that meant it was just waiting somewhere near the mansion. There were no signs of it making a move to come inside, but he wasn’t sure if and when that could change.[br] [br] His lips curved up into a faint smirk, raising one of his brows. He would have expected a troll to comment on his heat capacity (partially because it’s happened at least twice), but not another human. Let alone a version of him. “Feeling chilly?” The vast expanse of the void did get a little cold. But for now, he’s gonna have to remain strictly deactivated. Besides, advanced Dirk had a comforting energy about him. Even if he had problems to worry about, at least he could be chilling out while worrying about them instead of having some internalized mental breakdown. “I don’t plan on going anywhere anytime soon, so you can bask as much as you want. And maybe I’ll do the same.” 22:29:31
(( well i'll write my reply to tula 22:30:05
((alright u can have them split away from each other since i made it so the conversation was kind of wrapping up 22:30:24
(( yeo 22:30:37
(( brobot not moving or doing shit the moment roxy exit's the dance floor brobot activates lmao 22:41:35
((well its like the second he perceives a threat to her safety 22:42:04
((brobot shaped hole in the wall 22:42:11
(( roxy bout to look over and see the masterpiece that is the dirks being way to close to each other 22:43:18
((theyre flirting with their eyes your honor 22:43:47
(( LMAO 22:43:57
((just a pair of red sunglasses glowing in a tree 22:46:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] He's opening up a chatbox in his shades, you know how it is. Not that anyone here knows or can tell, either. If brobot's going to make an appearance, then he needs to make this quick. In the meantime, however, there's a handsome man on my lap who's got some nice subtle expressions.[br] [br][color=#f2a400]"Sometimes. Those not yet transcended as well as mortals tend to run warmer than I. It's pleasant. Though, I can't interact with them very much. Mortals, that is."[/color] He has a smirk of his own going on and without warning his palms, both, are sliding under Dirk's shirt. They're nice and cool but the suddenness of it might make it feel like a little shock. This easily transitions into the Horrorterror tightening his arms around Dirk's midsection. [color=#f2a400]"By all means, I exist to be witnessed and adored."[/color] He's got a smug air, but it's an air he can certainly back up. And there yet another deep purr from the being. The sound isn't direct. It's more like it drapes the whole area with this content 'feline' sound for a moment. :3c 22:47:01
((brb 22:48:28
[color=#7c7e81]-- tempestuousTestimonium [[color=#f2a400]TT[/color]] began trolling centesimalToreutics [[color=#000058]CT[/color]] --[/color][br][color=#000058]CT: ???[br]CT: Dirk? Did you change your handle?[/color][br][color=#f2a400]TT: You can say I did, in a sense. Do you like it?[/color][br][color=#000058]CT: Oh--! Uh, yes. It's dignified like the previous one.[br]CT: Not that I mind that you ever message me. I quite enjoy our e%changes Dirk, but, did you have a particular reason to?[/color][br][color=#f2a400]TT: I do.[br]TT: I'm extending an invitation of sorts to you to the manor. There's a party going on. You're not required to show up if you don't want to. This isn't an obligation. I understand the bustle of large crowds can be overwhelming.[br]TT: But things seem to have toned down enough to be bearable.[/color][br][color=#000058]CT: A... party? I don't know...[/color][br][color=#f2a400]TT: It's completely optional. You don't have to come by, but it'd be nice if you did.[/color][br][color=#000056]CT: ... hm. You think so?[/color][br] [br][color=#000000]~Hahaha, oh man. He definitely likes Dirk. Who can blame him? I sure don't. Creature of intellect and pure instinct that he is.~[/color][br] [br][color=#f2a400]TT: I know so.[/color][br][color=#000056]CT: This... isn't Dirk, who are you?[/color] 22:55:27
TT: Voidbound. Typical. I'm also a Dirk. Of a different variant. Splinters, the works. I don't need to explain further.[br]TT: Party's still happening, by the way. Dirk's right here. You should stop by. I think he'd enjoy seeing you, Darkleer. This, I know for a fact. Better hurry it up though.[br][color=#000056]CT: ... I'll make an appearance, I suppose, if only for a little while.[/color][br]TT: That's what I like to hear... good boy~![br][color=#000056]CT: E%cuse you?! Wh--?![/color][br][color=#7c7e81]-- tempestuousTestimonium [[color=#f2a400]TT[/color]] ceased trolling centesimalToreutics [[color=#000058]CT[/color]] -- 22:55:33
(( brother called in darkleer 22:57:20
((crazy 22:58:07
(( mindfang literally just watching him come in and is like dufuc 22:58:33
[color=#000000]~I'm the horse whisperer.~[/color] 22:58:58
((waiting for roxy so brobot can enter and then dirk will be able to react to that 22:59:19
[color=#000000]~Joyous.~[/color] 22:59:28
(( i know 22:59:30
(( beats you with a broom 22:59:36
((ye i was just letting them know sku 22:59:43
((my fucking emoji 22:59:48
((💀 22:59:53
(( no i was beating the voice with a broom 23:01:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] human babies are not durable at all -1 out of 10 the die so easy, at some point though she’d be interested in seeing a few grubs though she’s pretty sure she’s seen a few pictures of them but it’s a bit hazy thats a future roxy thing to happen. “im p sure kanaya n rose told me a lil bit about that over the years but its been a bit tho im pretty sure now they have a system goin into place in my timeline somethin about adoptin grubs but also still havin lusus its a whole system thing i never asked further but ik jade bloods r like no longer fully exclusive 2 the caverns n shit” the new systems that they have been trying to put in place have been a bit hit or miss striking a balance can be hard but they are figuring it out.[br] [br] 23:05:04
[color=#ff6ff2]“hell yea will b happy 2 see u when it goes down” it was not that long before her question got answered. “yea the good fuckin party vibes thats what im talkin about well if u need me for anythin just ask ima go see what everyone else is up to” and with that roxy exits the dance floor, roxy is now free what is her first course of action? She has none at this particular moment, she honestly hadn’t gotten far enough to realize there is nothing to host at this point in time. Well what’s a girl going to do but bother her bff and well also her other bff? She finally looks over and as she does, not only is her dirk on his lap, he's now got the other one's hands up his shirt. It was also quite obvious that it was all flirting, among other things. Her facial expression changes from confusion to a nervous fluster as pink starts to appear on her face. Was she breathing? She can’t tell her head is feeling kind of funny right now. Then suddenly all that stopped, without any warning she had passed out. 23:05:16
((done 23:05:34
(( girl forgot to breath 23:05:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( LMAO?! 23:06:10
((here we go 23:06:48
[color=#000000]~WH-- HEY? SHE FUCKING EXPLODED? ROXY-- Goddamn, I should feel smug as hell but I don't. I feel bad. Bring her back. I demand it.~[/color] 23:08:22
[color=#000000]~My fucking Roxy... you exploded her...~[/color] 23:10:48
(( she's find she passed out forgot to breath its ok 23:13:29
[color=#000000]~Didn't realize the sight of two gorgeous Dirk Striders all over each other would send her straight back home.~[/color] 23:15:20
(( shes physically there 23:15:52
[color=#000000]~Oh my god that's worse.~[/color] 23:16:10
(( it will all be fine she will be fine. 23:16:41
[color=#000000]~Good, good, otherwise I was going to eat you.~[/color] 23:17:15
(( don't make me get the holy water 23:17:40
[color=#000000]~*Hissing.*~[/color] 23:17:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] One of the many pros to being a robot is advanced vision, as well as the ability to zoom in. Watching from a distance was very easy. That being said, he had been following and watching the only familiar entity he had encountered. An entity that he was hard-wired to protect and assist. [color=#FF6FF2]Roxy.[/color] His protection wasn’t solely just to protect her from external threats, but also possible (even accidental) self-induced hazards. As soon as he saw some irregular patterns in her movements, he was ready to go.[br] [br] 23:18:37
[color=#b00606]Most probably wouldn’t have been able to see it happening. To the majority, there was suddenly a broken window, and just as suddenly a tall, rugged robot holding up the girl who had just passed out. His movements were calculated, ensuring he was supporting her head and her waist, a few extra arms extending out of his shoulders to allow him to readjust and pick her up. There were several targets and lights on his red shades, showing that he was scanning everyone and everything nearby. It seemed like he was trying to deduce the cause of what could have made her pass out. His gaze lingered on the two Dirks for a moment before he did his signature move: getting all blurry and disappearing (with Roxy in hand). Although, he didn’t go far. He simply moved to a less active part of the room to rest Roxy on a soft couch, extra arms retracting. “SCANNING . . .” Brobot stared down at her for a good few moments before vanishing once more, returning with a damp cloth to rather clumsily drop on her forehead. Yeah, that’ll help. Good job, big guy. 23:18:37
[color=#000000]~Why am I already enamored.~[/color] 23:21:20
[color=#000000]~I want to put him in my pocket.~[/color] 23:21:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] He supposed that it made sense. The further that you stray from humanity, the further you get from physically being human. A few quirks were probably just the beginning of it. Dirk supposed it was a good thing that he wasn’t completely mortal anymore, falling now under the unique form of immortality that came with godtiering. His thoughts were interrupted by the other’s cool hands going under his shirt, causing him to shudder. It’d been a while since he had felt such a cold touch to his body. That coldness was still pretty refreshing, though.[br] [br] 23:33:45
[color=#F2A400]He was about to speak when his sunglasses alerted him to Brobot finally moving, not having enough time to even see where to before he heard a window shatter. Well, there’s the answer. His head turned to look towards the room, his brows going up when he saw that the robot was holding Roxy. Considering he hadn’t seen what happened, he momentarily thought that maybe the robot had done something to her. Upon closer inspection though, that didn’t seem to be the case. It didn’t make sense for it to hold her steady if he was trying to engage in combat, after all. He thought maybe he should intervene with whatever the robot was doing, but… From the looks of things, Brobot didn’t look like he was trying to cause any harm. Although Dirk was concerned, which was certainly being shown through his hands gripping the other Dirk’s shoulders, he knew Roxy wouldn’t want him to get involved unless Brobot was actively being a threat. A small sigh left his lips as he finally relaxed back into Dirk’s touch, clearing his throat. “... Well, there’s the rogue bot you heard about.” 23:33:46
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] It would not take her long to appear as her dreamself, which happened to be right in front of brobot after he had dropped what appeared to be a soaking wet towel on her current passed out forehead, her hat cat ears and hair are now covered in wet towel. Well then it seems like her physical body needs to now recover from the overloaded headspace and lack of ‘breathing’ “thnx brobot for movin me an a for effort for the wet towel but i dont think im gonna wake up any time soon considerin the soakin wet towel did absolutely nothin to wake my ass up” looking around for a second and decided to take her own pulse, yep i’m alive just unconscious. She’d look over at the dirks again. “im alive n ok i forgot to breath i think idk shit is wild here sometimes” giving them both a thumbs up. Well now she’s either gotta wait to wake up or move herself somewhere else for a bit. 23:53:49
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] Brobot looked between Roxy’s body and her dream self, not reacting very much outwardly likely due to a lack of capability in doing so. A bit of static came from him before he responded to her. “[color=#F2A400]No problem[/color] [sup]*static*[/sup] [color=#F2A400]Roxy![/color]” The voice definitely sounded like separate recordings, very clearly coming from Dirk. One half sounded nonchalant, whilst the other sounded a little panicked. Just where did those audio bytes come from? There was a short pause before anything else came out. “TARGET [color=#F2A400]Roxy[/color] [sup]*static*[/sup] CONFIRMED [sup]*static*[/sup] [color=#FF6FF2]alive[/color] . . . VITAL SIGNS STABLE . . . AWAITING COMMAND INPUT.” He stood next to her rigidly, staring down at her. That was most definitely not something that Brobot was supposed to be able to do. 00:08:13
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