pipefan413: THE BLUE FIEND 04:30:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( No. The fast food chain. 04:31:13
pipefan413: EEGADS 04:31:21
[color=#000000]~Haha.~[/color] 04:31:27
(FIEND? HE IS AN UPSTANDING INDIVIDUAL >:U I WILL NOT STAND BY THIS S L A N D E R 04:31:33
((share 04:31:40
[color=#000000]~Oh right. Were you... still going to do that one post?~[/color] 04:31:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( well i have like most of it typed up its just chilling in my back pocket for now 04:32:11
((ive never been to sonic. is it good? 04:32:12
[color=#000000]~Ah.~[/color] 04:32:17
pipefan413: IT IS RATHER NICE 04:32:21
(Sonic is Peak uvu 04:32:27
pipefan413: I HAVE BEEN THERE ONCE . 04:32:33
((lovve sonic 04:32:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She’s still gonna worry about it whether he likes it or not she doesn’t want him to explode, anyway it doesn’t matter right now considering she gave him permission to ‘feel’ her. By that it seemed he wanted to touch her chest? The reason could have been anything really, he’s still learning to put together sentences so it's not like she can really gauge exactly what he’s processing at this moment. Once he extended his reach again and did finally grab one of her breasts all she could feel was how cold his metal hand its not as if he had control over his temperature well that she knows of. The data confirmed was a little silly to hear after having you boob touched but yknow it is what it is. “np ur hand was kinda cold tho but ik u cant really help that anythin else or was that all u wanted? i mean i aint judgin u for wantin to touch the boobs but like tbh i am p sure u need to at least make sure u dont like explode or somethin due to ur well idk unique circumstances in tryin to overwrite ur code n all” she knows he can’t fully give her all the answers but maybe eventually he’ll be able to figure out a better way to communicate. 04:32:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( It's decent but the last time I had a shake three months ago I nearly died. 04:32:41
((perhaps ill try it.. 04:32:48
((omg 04:32:50
(you drank it wrong. 04:32:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( MAN HOW 04:32:59
pipefan413: I AM AT A LOSS 04:33:09
(idk, skill issue, Sonic is Peak. 04:33:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Poking Dirk with a five foot pole. Psst. 04:33:20
[color=#000000]~Mn.~[/color] 04:33:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( SHOULD I though... 04:33:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( r u gud 04:33:46
pipefan413: YOU RISKED THE SHADOWED VALLEY, FOR SUGAR? 04:33:56
(( i'll risk anything for you 04:34:15
[color=#000000]~I won't stand in the way of artistic integrity. It's your vision.~[/color] 04:34:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( :( 04:34:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Alright. 04:34:29
pipefan413: HOW DID THIS INCIDENT OCCUR, MISS MEGIDO? 04:34:47
(being a LARD ASS. 04:34:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( I think it might've actually just been a bad batch. Unsure. 04:35:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( I'd never had the issue before. 04:35:35
pipefan413: I WAS ONCE ROYALLY HUNG, DRAWN, AND QUARTERED BY THE BURGER KING. 04:35:52
(no you just drank it incorrectly úvû 04:35:56
(no you just drank it incorrectly úvû 04:36:06
(( the burger king? 04:36:23
(drank it so wrong I said it twice apparently 04:36:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Oh god, you were nearly murdered by Burger King... 04:36:32
((steak and shake once made an attempt on my life 04:37:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( DEAR GOD? 04:37:51
pipefan413: HIS FOOTMAN PROCEEDED TO HAND ME A VERY LUKEWARM SODA, A COLD FRY, AND A VERY MISERABLE BURGER. 04:38:22
pipefan413: AFTER ASSURANCES, WITH WINK NO LESS, THAT IT WOULD BE "NICE AND WARM" FOR ME. 04:38:54
((i only trust wendys now... 04:39:47
pipefan413: SAY WHAT YOU WILL OF MR. MAKARA AND HIS SHENANIGANS, BUT HIS KIND PREPARE A MEAN BURGER. 04:40:00
pipefan413: OUR SAVIOUR 04:40:11
pipefan413: WENDY 04:40:14
((praise wendy 04:40:24
(( wendy touched me in my no no square them slapped my ass 04:41:12
pipefan413: MISS LEIJON, I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD SEEK LEGAL REPRESENTATION. 04:42:03
(( do you know a lawyer 04:42:34
(:v yeah, hire me 04:42:36
(( brother if i hire you i will go to prison 04:42:50
(>:u if you jabber off liek that you will, just leave it to ME 04:43:13
((wheres terezi when u need her 04:43:13
(Terezi sucks, leave it TO M E 04:43:25
(( should i trust kankri to obliterate my case or will i go straight to jail 04:43:49
(:v trust, I will absolutely crush it 04:44:07
pipefan413: ORDER IN THE COURT 04:44:27
pipefan413: TODAY'S SESSION IS ADJOURNED BY PIPEFAN413 04:44:48
((i hate that my mind always reads things wrong 04:45:04
pipefan413: THE CASE OF WENDY VS THE LEIJONS IS NOW IN SESSION 04:45:14
(( fuck i guess kankri is my lawyer now 04:45:34
(ûvú in the bag. We got it. 04:45:41
pipefan413: YOUNG MISS LEIJON, MIGHT I ASK YOUR REPRESENTATIVE FOR HIS STATEMENT? 04:45:48
((maybe he'll filibuster the court 04:45:49
pipefan413: MISTER VANTAS, THE COURT IS YOURS 04:46:27
(Certainly, your honor. You see, my client, an esteemed and REGULAR enjoyer of serviceable fast food chains has a reputation for being nothing short of a saint ûvû which is to say deception is very low in her capacity to do things. So imagine, the shock to learn that such a Household Name such as [i]Wendy's[/i] had wronged my client not just through means of eatery; through means of physical and salacious assault >:U 04:49:36
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pipefan413: BY JOVE 04:51:00
pipefan413: ASSAULT FROM A PURVEYOR OF RESPITE AND COMFORT? 04:51:14
(Precisely, your honor. I intend to prove, BEYOND A SHADOW OF DOUBT, that such things took place and that reparations are due in full. 04:52:29
pipefan413: PROCEED, MR. VANTAS ; YOU HAVE THE FLOOR . 04:53:02
(( i have to go to bed, please defend my honor while i'm asleep thank you goodnight. 04:55:56
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(Exhibit A.... MY CLIENT'S POSTERIOR! STILL WARM WITH IMPRINTATION OF ANOTHER'S HAND! I have done the lifting of prints that were left by [i]grease residue[/i]—grease can also be found on the fries of the Defendant—and the prints turned up a 93% match for WENDY'S! 04:56:10
(>:v Bronus Dudepora number 18 04:56:25
(u-u damb they couldn't handle the truth 04:56:38
((ggs 04:57:46
(Me when I peak the cinema :handsup: 04:58:17
pipefan413: SPEAKING OF FILMOGRAPHY, IS SINNNERS ENJOYABLE? 05:01:24
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(I have heard only good things, so probably :v 05:01:41
(Hikikoboi me bob, yer spendin all me money arrgagagagarr 05:02:17
pipefan413: I SHALL TAKE MS. LALONDE TO THEATRE. 05:02:23
pipefan413: MY SON 05:02:38
pipefan413: SHOULD NOT KNOW 05:02:49
pipefan413: IT WOULD COMPLICATE THINGS 05:03:48
(u-u deception isnt very NICE. 05:04:01
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((i havent seen it but my roommates liked it 05:05:11
((they wouldnt tell me anything about it though, saying 'blind is the best experience' 05:05:33
(yeah, because spoilers are for the evil ì_í 05:06:05
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pipefan413: WELL LOWE'S HAMMER SELECTION IS APPALLING. 10:12:20
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pipefan413: LOWE'S HAMMER SELECTION IS APPALLING. 10:12:44
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((yippee bone 17:22:35
((hello 17:22:58
((hewwo 17:23:05
((would u like my post 17:23:09
((pls 17:23:29
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[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: It seems Latula might have found the perfect way to shut him up. He was yapping to try and stave off the fluster and nerves that he was experiencing only for it to work on her [i]more[/i], and his words died in his throat when she cupped his WARMA cheek. Then when her lips teasingly brushed his, he swore he felt his heart stop. Then she kissed him for real.. and he was stiff as a board. Not in [i]that[/i] way, mind you. Or is it?[br][i][/i][br]Panic flashes across his face, then surprise, then.. he seems happy. He lets out a little hum of acknowledgement, before he lets his eyes shut.. and he kisses back. Very soft, tender, uwu. He gives her a little squeeze in his embrace as he holds her close, his hands resting on the middle of her back.. more or less. He's very polite about it. 17:24:06
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((heads up ill be going to work here soon 17:31:54
((rip 17:32:20
((gl when u do 17:32:23
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(( oh yea i wrote a reply 17:36:13
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(( let me repost for you 17:36:33
((hello 17:36:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] He really did know how to make it difficult to hold back. It was no wonder that so many people seemed to be flocking to Kankris recently. Latula always had been the one to be able to quiet Kankri down, although one could say that her more recent methods in accomplishing that were a little more aggressive. [s]She certainly wouldn’t be upset if he was stiff in more ways than one.[/s][br] [br] Latula was patient in awaiting his reciprocation, her lips curving into a smile against his once he finally did. She allowed herself to relax into the kiss, a raspy purr emanating from her chest as she felt him squeeze her closer. Her lips parted slightly, allowing for her to playfully nibble on his bottom lip, a soft sigh escaping her nose in the process. 17:36:35
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(( fucking dead 17:36:47
((lol 17:36:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She’s still gonna worry about it whether he likes it or not she doesn’t want him to explode, anyway it doesn’t matter right now considering she gave him permission to ‘feel’ her. By that it seemed he wanted to touch her chest? The reason could have been anything really, he’s still learning to put together sentences so it's not like she can really gauge exactly what he’s processing at this moment. Once he extended his reach again and did finally grab one of her breasts all she could feel was how cold his metal hand its not as if he had control over his temperature well that she knows of. The data confirmed was a little silly to hear after having you boob touched but yknow it is what it is. “np ur hand was kinda cold tho but ik u cant really help that anythin else or was that all u wanted? i mean i aint judgin u for wantin to touch the boobs but like tbh i am p sure u need to at least make sure u dont like explode or somethin due to ur well idk unique circumstances in tryin to overwrite ur code n all” she knows he can’t fully give her all the answers but maybe eventually he’ll be able to figure out a better way to communicate. 17:36:58
((anon couldnt handle kankri getting sum 17:36:59
(( repost incase 17:37:03
((fr 17:37:07
((also where exactly is the line here since smut is supposed to go into the side chats 17:37:48
((i think its generally once you start actively getting steamy and fondling each other or start removing ur clothes while also being super intimate idk 17:39:06
((sometimes its better to switch early if ur planning on going that way like if theyre already making out heavily 17:39:20
((its guestimations 17:39:31
(( basically with whatever is most comfortable 17:39:58
((fair enough. i just wasnt sure whether to give kankri a poor premature stiffy and then on top of that unsure whether that warrants moving lmao 17:40:05
((LMFAO 17:40:21
(( nah thats funny so its fine 17:40:21
((that is p funny 17:40:24
((what kind of troll anatomy do u usually use 17:40:35
((i usually leave that to partner preference, either human or phat wriggly bulge 17:41:52
((LMFAO 17:42:04
((i always default to tentacles 17:42:10
(( tentacles mmm 17:42:21
(( i wish i had one of those 17:42:35
((then warm candy red it is... 17:42:40
((LMAO 17:42:52
((also same bliss 17:42:58
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((do u have preference on general tentacle size 17:44:47
((oh no dave, avert thine eyes.. 17:45:01
((hello dave 17:45:02
((LMFAOOO 17:45:03
((im losing it 17:45:09
TG: ((why did you think i arrived when i did. daves nasty 17:45:21
TG: ((fml i forgot abt parp formatting 17:45:29
((aw hell nah i cant believe dave's built like that 17:45:39
((i cant even remember if we ever give specific sizes but i always think big is kind of funny 17:45:42
((as he should be 17:45:46
((i do like kankri to be big:tm: 17:46:10
((based 17:46:14
((tear her shit up the sequel 17:46:19
((but then again i like all my chars to be big so maybe im biased 17:46:35
((real 17:46:40
((i also do that generally 17:46:53
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [s]i cant believe we're bouta hold tentacles..[/s] 17:47:29
((LMFAOOO 17:47:33
((i usually dont have my female characters use theirs but i think thats just personal preference 17:47:59
((granted latula would probably be the most likely to out of all of them 17:48:21
((am good either way uwu 17:48:48
((though if we get there im fine being the submissive in power play but i get a little.. ah, skittish for bottoming in penetration 17:49:24
((like receiving u mean or 17:49:44
((ya 17:49:48
((fair im the same way 17:49:53
((but like opposite 17:50:02
((oral is fine but not in the literal bottom 17:50:05
((i get skittish topping 17:50:08
((i can like power bottom receive but thats the best we can get 17:50:22
((omg we match.. 17:50:23
((am good with that uwu 17:50:29
(( when the two skittish people have to find balance 17:50:30
((fr 17:50:35
((LMFAO 17:50:35
((woe, i must go 17:50:41
((gl at work 17:50:45
((ill try to reply on break 17:50:48
((tytt 17:50:52
(( also welcome dave 17:51:00
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