(( LMAO 05:26:56
((its like poetry, it rhymes 05:26:58
((whens eridan gonna steal bitches from sollux tbh 05:27:40
((probably nevver 05:27:49
((i got no game sorry 05:27:54
((i mean his dancestor sort of stole sollux's bitch 05:27:58
((considering shes currently dating cronus 05:28:10
(( yea cronus stole sollux bitch 05:28:12
(( that came out bad 05:28:20
((lol? 05:28:29
((cronus stole sollux :( 05:28:33
((put him in his pocket and ran 05:28:48
(( im laughing so hard rn 05:28:52
((my sollux... give him back 05:29:01
((hes gone... 05:29:02
((tempted to have karkat walk in and instantly walk back out 05:29:22
(( aradia asking where sollux is and cronus is pushing him back into the pocket dimension 05:29:27
(( lmao 05:29:52
(( karkat would 05:29:56
((wwait no karkat my babygirl please dont leavve youre so sext 05:29:56
((SEXY*** 05:30:00
((sext 05:30:01
(( sext 05:30:04
((STOP 05:30:07
((STOP IT 05:30:10
(*animatronic lunges towards Karkat* 05:30:16
((LMFAOO 05:30:21
(( kankri pushing roxy out of the way to grab karkat 05:30:31
((literally 05:30:35
(( hold him hostage 05:30:36
((wtf i want a karkat too 05:30:47
((you cant hog all the karkat 05:30:51
("EWWW GET 9FF 9F ME! [i]UGH! AS I F!"[/i] 05:31:07
(( karkat gets all the bitches 05:31:10
((putting karkat in my cape and wwrapping him like a burrito 05:31:16
(("WHY THE FUCK CAN I NEVER GET A MOMENT OF PEACE" 05:32:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] “Trust me, yo+ur reactio+n was rather mild co+mpared to+ that o+f a select few. I believe Latula said it already, but it seems yo+u are a rather fo+rmidable tro+ll.” That must be something that ran in the bloodline, although considering she had overheard his open dislike of Mituna, she wouldn’t bring that part up. “I do+n’t believe o+ne sho+uld co+mpare themselves to+ ano+ther. After all, everyo+ne has their o+wn unique qualities that make them charming. If everyo+ne were to+ be the same, it wo+uld be incredibly bo+ring.” She shifted her gaze around the room, watching Aradia set up the decorations for a moment before returning her attention to Sollux. “If yo+u ever run into+ any tro+uble, feel free to+ let me kno+w. Even if I can’t help, I may very well kno+w so+meo+ne who+ can.” Even if it was just information, Porrim was quite knowledgeable, especially if it pertained to the going-ons of the bubbles. 05:39:19
((porrims got shooters out in these streets 05:41:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] although it seemed like it was all justifications for her not to leave for her it was more letting him know she had done everything she said she was going to do, roxy is a lady of her word and makes sure to get things done despite getting sidetracked sometimes. Her whole goal was however to be back without any repercussions or many issues, although she may have to leave every once in a while to check up on the living she preferred to stay here. The forehead kiss made her feel full of joy, her attention being directed towards the help of the party. “its not a problem i can help set up ez then we can all have fun an catch up more” she’d look around to see what is set up already, taking a mental note of the streamers and the talk of balloons. “i can help with the food and drinks also before u ask it doesnt contain alcohol as funny as it would b i dont think u guys do well with it ik i dont” 05:41:38
(porrim is the shooter out in these skreetz 05:42:00
((the chaos of the trolls drinking last time was too much for roxy fr 05:42:35
(( girl stopped drinking 05:43:06
(she was the arbiter of her own woes 05:43:16
(( she was like damn even alcohol can't fix my taxes 05:43:32
(lut us not forget... [i]The Cronut Incident[/i] 05:43:40
(( lmao 05:43:54
(( kankri knows what human tits look like 05:44:08
(( unfortunate for him 05:44:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Latula was definitely still annoyed towards Sollux, but since she had been pushed away from him by Porrim, she decided to just leave it be. She didn’t want to ruin the atmosphere of the party that was being put together. There wasn’t much she could do to help, but she could at least set up a little game table. Video games would be ideal, but there were a bit too many people for that. Plus, she wouldn’t want someone to trip on the cords and get hurt. She decided to just set down a pack of cards on one of the tables in case someone decided to play. She did [i]briefly[/i] look towards Eridan, but she quickly concluded that she was absolutely not about to talk to him. He seemed like a sourpuss. 05:44:47
(( to be fair they all learned later on during the hotspring episode too 05:44:48
(( latula is like wtf 05:45:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Aradia paused for a moment when Cronus asked if she wanted help, turning to look over at him and nod. “yes even with my abilities im not sure i will be able to set everything up myself” She would ask Sollux, but it seemed like he was having a good time talking to Porrim and she didn’t want to interrupt. “what else should we put out for decorations?” Aradia finished putting up the streamers she had been working on, looking over at Cronus as she asked the question. Although, it wasn’t all that likely that either of them would have much of an idea. It seemed like Kankri was enlisting Roxy’s help, though. She was the one who hosted the last party, so they may very well have a chance of having a successful party! 05:48:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] :o) 05:49:38
(Hell. 05:49:51
(( cronus trying to be helpful and he feels a chill run down his spine 05:50:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] If one were to look closely at one of the paintings, it may feel like they're being watched. 05:50:14
((the bell tolls for you cronus 05:50:23
(( not again 05:50:29
((i beg 05:50:32
((lmfao 05:50:36
(not begging enoff, GET HIS ASS >:V 05:50:46
(( i was a good fish today 05:50:48
(to the walls with YE 05:51:18
((i just love the thought of people getting jumpscared when they actually see kurloz for the first time bc hes fucking massive 05:51:41
(( my bf- the beatings will continue until morale improves today 05:51:46
((like hes in the walls rn but 05:51:51
(( meulin is also in the walls with him 05:52:09
(Kankri: It's just the my sleep paralysis demons 05:53:30
((MY TIKTOK ITS LISTENING 05:55:44
(huh? 05:56:06
(([url=https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP86LtuvN/]ITS LISTENING[/url] 05:56:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX[/color][/url]: [color=#770]Sollux strongly, strongly considers being mean. It would be pretty easy to tell Porrim that Eridan's been messing with him just for the hell of it and to sic her on him. If she's anything like her dancestor, the ensuing verbal beatdown would be hilarious. But again his gaze drifts over to Eridan, and he looks so sad and alone sitting on that couch by himself, he'd feel a bit guilty. Just a bit, though. Maybe he'll just stick to chatting with the hottie. He wonders if he still knows how to pathetic-rizz.[/color] "luckiily, no one'2 been botheriing me yet." [color=#770]He taps his finger against his chin.[/color] "no one but pyrope over there. ii mean, my butt ii2 2tiill pretty 2ore. do you thiink you could protect iit?" 05:57:57
((pathetic rizz is crazy 😭 05:58:51
((unfortunately sollux is a deeply unserious person 05:59:49
((no thats real though 06:00:08
(every brush stroke of seriousness is undertoned with "but anyways i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass" and thats great for him 06:00:39
((me too sollux 06:00:41
((help? 06:02:10
(no :v 06:02:31
((man 06:06:55
((im gettin some fuckin wwater 06:07:00
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] His Glorious Human is so wonderful, it is enough for him to almost completely disregard the public space they were in and pick her up right then! But Kankri Vantas is a troll of focus, dedication, and above all else, a Respecter of Non-Excessive PDA of any kind. He will pick up Roxy at a later time, though, he swears it! He lets out a sigh of relief, still a little teary eyed, "Thank g99dness. I can speak f9r a few wh9 have had this 'alc9h9l' and say they are rather... suscepti6le t9 its effects. I cann9t speak f9r myself at all, 6ut I d9 n9t wish t9 test my mettle against it; I d9 n9t 6elieve we will need much help in the "Cha9s Manufacturing" department with all these pe9ple present." This was so perfect. It was hellish all around, but Roxy was back, so it was heavenly all the same! "What else d9 y9u think we will need? I will w9rk 9n that whilst y9u w9rk 9n the snacks- and 9nce we are finished I supp9se we will take a sh9rt 6reak t9... get suited up in whatever c9stumes we may 9r may n9t 6e ch99sing, at least that is h9w Aradia and I had it planned 9ut." 06:09:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan was bored. Really bored. He contemplated for half a second socializing, but that meant interacting with so many people he didn’t want to speak to. Not to mention on top of that Sollux bullying from across the room, but what’s new. Eridan rested his chin in his hand as he leaned on the arm of the couch. His eyes catching Sollux’s one more time. Does he have to look over here so much? I mean what does he even want? Whatever. Eridan huffed and stood up from the couch, meandering over to the kitchen to get himself something to drink. 06:10:47
((my ipod is done charging yay 06:17:16
(Yippee :V 06:18:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] Although it was good that nobody seemed to have been bothering Sollux, save for Latula, but that was inevitable for anyone with even the vaguest similarities to Mituna. “Trust me, I can do+ much mo+re than that fo+r [i]yo+ur[/i] rear end.” Her voice carried a rather flirtatious tone, bringing her hand up to cup her chin. “Of co+urse, it may be better to+ start with a pack o+f ice to+ reduce any po+tential swelling. I wo+uld go+ get o+ne fo+r yo+u no+w, but it seems as tho+ugh the yo+unger Ampo+ra went in the directio+n o+f the kitchen. I’d rather no+t give him the impressio+n that I’m interested in him by go+ing to+ the same ro+o+m as him. I can, at least, o+ffer a cushio+n fo+r when yo+u need to+ take a seat.” That cushion may be either her lap or an actual cushion, but that will be discovered later on. 06:18:29
((foiled again 06:19:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she knows kankri doesn’t enjoy the chaos of alcohol and has reprimanded her before for it, although it doesn’t really bother her in fact she’s quite happy to hear him talk again. “well we will need a few games, some music, party favors which are little gift bags for after the party any of those would be pretty good also anyone can help with the prep tbh” After a moment of thinking and checking off mental notes, she finally leaves kankri’s side and starts setting up a nearby table, starting with a colorful tablecloth. She’d dream up a few empty bowls for chips and an empty punch bowl, right after dreaming up different chips and soda’s. She dreams up some sherbert and dumps the whole thing in the punch bowl, then adds some gingerale after that she will fill the different chip bowls, one with dorito’s one with plain ol chips and the other with tortilla chips. She added a bunch of dipping sauces making sure to exclude anything with capsaicin in it, as watching mindfang die that one time was enough for her to make sure it never happens at least because of her. Deciding to dream up several finger foods or what she considered finger food, tater tots, pigs in a blanket and some corndogs because why not. If they need more food she will add more food. She’d uncatchalogue some plates and set them down for anyone to take one. “aight the food is ready if anyone wants some be my guest” 06:21:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] "I smell doritos" 06:23:01
((omit 06:23:02
(( LMAO 06:23:05
((help 06:23:06
("you fucking gremlin, I knew it" 06:23:24
(( brobot comes in takes some doritos shoves it into his face crushing it and leaves a mess because he has no mouth 06:24:00
((yeah 06:24:11
("WHY YOU- The BANE of my existence."[br][url=https://youtu.be/odVFSvONiX4?si=qPv8Y-hHGoa-XV1n]Brobot:[/url] 06:25:33
((boss music starts playing 06:26:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] it’s a good thing this ampora is tall, setting up balloons streamers and other things was not a hard task at all, a small chill going down his spine as he sets up more balloons his eyes looking over near a painting. He has decided to not go near that area somebody else can decorate there. He sees the food is done not long after he’s done decorating his side of the room, he’s gonna go get some of that interesting food. Walking over and grabbing a plate adding a little bit of everything and then going to go sit down on a couch, he has no idea it’s a costume party to be perfectly fair he has no idea what to dress up in even if he’s told. 06:26:05
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((good god i accidentally left my stove on for the past 3 hours 06:28:49
((bruh 06:28:54
(( oh lord are you ok 06:28:58
((oh my god 06:29:09
((dog i wish i was kidding 06:29:10
((manifested the wwrong house burning dowwn my bad 06:29:22
((the boobs distracted him 💔 06:29:25
((its an electric stove and nothing was on the eye so everythings fine 06:29:26
(( ok good 06:29:33
((but i had such a moment of panic when i rememebred 06:29:33
(( i understand the fear 06:29:41
((at least you remembered bro almost had a sims fire 06:29:43
((real 06:30:13
((crying 06:30:19
(would have been out of a whole living spice u-u Tragico TRAGICO 06:30:35
((that wouldve been especially fucked bc my roommate is out of town lmfao. imagine coming back home and the whole shit is just gone 06:31:26
((lmfao 💀 06:31:40
(("my bad bro i tried to cook" 06:31:55
((yeah my bad i made trader joes pasta and i burned evverything to the ground 06:32:05
("brother, what happened-" ":v... >:v what do you mean? We've been hobos our whole lives." 06:32:17
(( bruh if i leave the stove on its a gas stove 06:32:51
((getting fumigated 06:33:00
(( either die by fire or die by going insane 06:33:02
((my stove doesnt even work so at least i dont have to worry about that 06:33:22
(( fair 06:33:27
((i did burn myself on the pizza cooker the other day though 06:33:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] The seadweller would walk out of the kitchen, water in hand. His eyes would lock onto the spread that someone magically appeared in the living room, I guess it was finally time to approach even if he really didn’t want to. Food is food even if it’s not what he would eat normally. Eridan approached cautiously, making sure to avoid making too much eye contact with anyone, his eyes instead looking towards the table and his hand reaching for some of the chips that were laid out for everyone. He was essentially just leaned against the table, water glass in hand, eating chips mindlessly out of boredom. 06:39:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX[/color][/url]: [color=#746b00]Oh fuck yeah, pathetic-rizz seems to be working. Which is good – he doubts Porrim would be impressed by any attempts to seem cool. If all goes well, maybe he ought to thank Latula. (Hah, no, that's not happening.) He leans into her touch ever so slightly. He never found Kanaya all that attractive – sure she's pretty, but not his type – but Porrim is quite beautiful. If a faint yellow blush starts to spread across his cheeks, well, pay it no mind.[/color] "eh, an iice pack can waiit. iit miight not even be nece22ary. a cu2hiion 2hould be perfect. what'd you have iin miind? ii [i]have[/i] been standiing for a whiile, now that you mentiion iit..." 06:43:44
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((oop 06:46:23
(nani :v 06:46:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She decided to wait a little bit before grabbing some food, watching cronus grab food then walk off with it only for eridan to enter back into the room again and walk over, watching as he leaned up against the table and ate chips. She’d debate for a moment in her head whether or not to interact with him as he seemed agitated, then again it is eridan most of the ones she’s met have always been sour in some way not that it mattered to her. Well since she was already nearby, she did not have to walk far. “hey eridan how r u doin ik we dont talk much or anythin but i thought u might want a lil company since u look bored” she had a little downtime before she had to change into a costume. 06:48:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] In all honesty, it wasn’t too difficult to get into Porrim’s good graces, or even gain access to the ever-revolving doors of her quadrants. The assumptions that she would be unimpressed were correct, especially as she tends to have a good eye for when people are putting on a front. That sort of performance was usually a little lackluster, in her opinion. Admittedly, it was rather quite just how easily Sollux seemed to blush. “Well, I have so+me rather co+mfo+rtable hand-made pillo+ws, but seeing as I am o+f a co+o+ler caste, I imagine my lap may very well make fo+r just as go+o+d o+f a cushio+n [i]and[/i] a mo+re mo+derate co+o+lant.” There was plenty of seating abound, so she trailed her hand down Sollux’s arm to take him by the hand and guide him over to a couch before taking a seat. 06:56:06
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri had paid close attention to Roxy's words and it all sounded like... a lot of work. He was not sure what music was meant for a party nor did he know what genre everyone may be capable of agreeing on. He ALSO wasn't too keen on what sort of games to play, but with a few cursory glances around the room, it seemed to him that Latula was at least trying to contribute in the game department, mayhaps he will ask her to help him think of more in a bit. Which means that Kankri has resigned himself to 'party favors'... He has been staring at an empty bag that he apparated for about 2 minutes now. Not bag[i]s[/i], a singular BAG. He was struggling on how to design it! He, naturally, wanted to start with Roxy's, he feels as though even though he spent so long from her, he knew plenty; he DID have a solid peer into her connections over the years to help her remember she's alive and that sort of stuck with him, so he wants to get it all just right- for EVERYONE, but ESPECIALLY FOR [i]ROXY[/i]! So! He will stand off at another table staring at this one bag thinking! All his mind energy is going in to these party favors! 06:56:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] “oh hey. yeah wwe dont talk huh” Eridan looked up from the bowl of chips, pushing himself off the table before setting the glass of water down so he could dust his hands off. Not really a good look to have chip residue all over your fingers. “i guess you could say i look bored wwhatevver that means” The seadwellers face contorted into a bit of confusion mixed with an air of ‘since when does looking bored mean approach me’. “wwas there somefin i could help you wwith? I saww you mackin all ovver kars dancestor so its a surprise to me that you came ovver here” He picked up the glass of water again, taking a sip from it before it became just another accessory, like a red solo cup at a frat party. 06:56:49
((need to sleep sometime soon 07:04:17
(( fair 07:05:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] well this is good he’s not telling her to fuck off or calling her awful things yet. She has never once seen him act this well hrrm, nice close enough. Before it was a start then his face contorted. “idk sometimes ppl wanna talk or chill when they are bored” a small shrug “i mean i dont need any help but thanks and i wasnt mackin on kankri or anythin i was givin him a hug bc i hadnt seen him in months due to uhh findin out i was alive which is kinda a weird long story” 07:07:55
((hey how tall is porrim 07:09:53
((shes about 5'10 07:10:07
(big woman :v 07:10:12
((reel shit 07:10:20
((bet 07:10:43
((follow-up question: is she wearing heels 07:10:50
((yes 07:10:59
((only like 2 inches max tho 07:11:09
((so shed total at 6' 07:11:16
(arr arr arr she is Kanboy height, what a silly lady 07:11:39
((lol nice that gives her an inch over sollux then 07:12:17
((hes 5'11" and very annoyed his height isnt divisible by 2 07:12:27
((i always do the same thing w aranea she's like 5'9 but she will tell everyone that she's 5'8 07:12:46
(Aranea is tweaking over an inch :v 07:13:35
(( mindfang is 8'8 07:13:56
(( she has no chill 07:14:04
((sufferer is 6'9 07:14:17
(Mindfang shows up and is like "I'm dressed as a bad bitch." Like girl shut up and take these parking tickets 07:14:39
((wwhy the hell is evveryone so damn tall 07:14:42
((karkat is only like 5'5 07:14:57
(( cus trolls get larger overtime in age 07:14:59
(( besides condy 07:15:08
(( short mf 07:15:11
((i mean i make my condy pretty tall 07:15:20
(short big bitch is crayzee 07:15:26
((i mean obvviously but i meant more in reference to sollux being a tall asshole 07:15:27
((LOL 07:15:39
(( ohhh lmao 07:15:39
((not as tall as some of the others but she is also much taller than humans 07:15:40
(lanky stringbena is the vibes he gives 07:15:42
((i mean dirk is like 6'4 so 07:15:56
(( roxy is 5'5 07:16:04
(if he isnt a wendigo, something has gone wrong 07:16:04
((evveryone is a fuckin freak huh 07:16:07
((man aradia is only 5' give her a break 07:16:19
(( meulin is 5'7 07:16:27
(Meulin's lik 5'7" 07:16:29
(jinx 07:16:31
(( lmao 07:16:32
(give me the keys to the chat :V let ME drive 07:16:44
((ok well now we need to know 🎤 how tall is eridan 07:16:48
((hes 5'8 07:16:55
((like a normal troll 07:17:01
(goober nerd height 07:17:02
((DIE 07:17:05
((DIE 07:17:07
(( lmao 07:17:09
(gets BULLIED 07:17:09
((pff 07:17:13
((shorty 07:17:16
((IM GOING TO PUT A PLAGUE ON YOUR CROPS 07:17:18
((wwait stop im blushin 07:17:24
(Kankri shoves him in a locker and Kankri is a PREPPY 07:17:30
(( i use to make all my muses 5'2 which is how tall i am 07:17:32
(( i do not do that anymore 07:17:37
((i cant remember how tall i made latula 07:17:41
(Probably Latula Sized 07:17:52
((i made karkat me height but thats just bc its like short but not absurdly short 07:17:58
(something calm, something chill. 07:18:04
((kankri is a preppy 07:18:04
((ik shes definitely shorter than porrim 07:18:13
(:v ye 07:18:13