Rose / Kankri / Signless / Equius / Sollux / Dave [] joined chat. ~~ 980 ~~ 07:08:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Latula hadn’t paid much mind to the smaller Kankri having a tirade over by the door, instead bouncing along with the music. If nobody else was going to get into the actual partying, then obviously SHE had to make a point that there was a party going on! She slowed her swaying when she heard Kankri approach her, turning to look towards him. Her gaze went down at first, having partly expected it to be the new Kankri who had arrived, before turning upwards. Incidentally, she was staring up at him over her shades for a moment before fully tilting her head up to look at him with a big grin. “1m f4r1ng pr3tty r4d1c4lly 1f 1 do s4y so mys3lf! wh1ch 1 do. h3h.” She stopped dancing all-together in order to focus her attention on Kankri. “d1d you s33 t1ny you? not your d4nc3stor but l1k3… th3 4ctu4l t1ny you.” A small snort escaped her, a gloved fist going up in front of her mouth as she cleared her throat. “h3z s3r1ously g3tt1n 1nto 1t w1th po-j4mz! 1 thought 4bout g3tt1ng 1nvolv3d but uh. do3snt r34lly s33m l1k3 my pl4c3 yknow? #>8/ #tot4lly k1ll1ng th3 v1b3 #not my bus1n3ss” Her disgruntled expression didn’t last long, turning back to a big grin once again. “bt-dubz, 1s th4t your costum3? you look sup3r cut3 h4h4! 1tz b33n 4G3Z s1nc3 1 s4w th4t old th1ng!” 07:17:56
[color=red]KANKRI: "That's just it, P9rrim! Limit testing! S9metimes...I d9n't want y9ur dec9rum, y9ur niceties, y9ur c9nsiderati9n, y9u c9nsider me T99 MUCH, and it's always in such p99r taste! I want my cake and sh9uld get t9 eat it t99! That's the entire p9int 9f having a cake - having it s9 y9u can have it!!! S9metimes I'll ram6le 9n an endless tirade in the h9pes I'll 6e aff9rded the same gracelessness we 69th had f9r th9se idle names j9tted d9wn in irreverent little sh9rthand like they were fee6le fleeting insects swatted imp9tently away fr9m 9ur, m9stly y9ur, wrath! Did y9u ever think that may6e I might have felt left 9ut fr9m y9ur selfishly st9ckpiled antag9nism and instant instigati9ns? Y9u're practically 6u66lewrapping h9w y9u handle me, and it's nauseatingly sickeningly sweet in a way I think I've made a6undantly clear I d9n't feel a69ut y9u!" After he'd said his peace, Kankri started fidgeting again, resuming the uncertainty of tracing each finger around the ends of his sleeves, digging his nails in, winding and unwinding stray fibers in sequence. He opened his mouth a few times, as if to suggest there was more, but as soon as his mouth opened, it was abruptly shut post-haste henceforth there-after. He was caught in an endless self-imposed loop, trying to stand as if he were unsure of how to. Simply wading in place, guiltily, in a gait. [/color] 07:21:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Dirk was going to pretend Mindfang hadn’t said she would have stabbed someone just for looking like someone else. Trolls were weird. There was also just a lot going on around him. After a lifetime of isolation, it kind of felt like a bit much. But at least Roxy was having fun. He was mostly here to support her, if nothing else. Dirk watched Kankri walk off directly to some cool gamer grl troll who was… Shaking ass or something? Props to him for that, he supposed. He stepped away momentarily to refill his cup with more of that orange drink before going back to where Roxy and Mindfang were. “Looks like the party is officially getting started.” 07:28:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Karkat followed Eridan back into the room, fidgeting with the ends of his sweater a little anxiously. At the very least, any tell-tale marks left behind were hidden under his sweater. Everyone looked pretty busy and he wasn’t about to go anywhere near the EXTRA mouthy tiny version of Kankri if he could help it. He caught Aradia’s eyes and grimaced a little, giving a curt wave before scuttling after Eridan to look at the snack table. Considering he was just asleep, he didn’t really need to eat anything, but he supposed it wasn’t as though it could hurt him. He grabbed a plate to pile some of the weird wrapped meat dogs onto, popping one into his mouth, chewing and swallowing before speaking. “WOW, THIS IS SOME PRETTY FUCKED UP SHIT, HUH? NOT THE FOOD. JUST. ALL OF THIS. I MEAN, WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON?” 07:33:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] after all was said and done, the amount of yapping from not only one but two kankri’s was enough to get on her nerves, getting up off the floor with her gift bag and leaving the torn up note where it shall be until someone else cleans it up, her gaze looks over toward dirk as he mentioned her name. “Yes, as much as i enjoy party’s hearing two vantas’s and seeing what appears to 8e a third one is enough to drive me into a murderous rampage, so I shall 8e moving into the kitchen for the moment to calm myself.” what she means is get drunk off her ass in the kitchen and drown out all the yapping. Right as she was about to exit the main party area, she’d look down at eridan and then karkat for a brief second. “I hope you 8oy’s had fun, I told you what was going to happen. I shall see you 8oth later when i am in a 8etter mood.” with that, she’d duck under the door frame and head into the kitchen. Ducking under the kitchen door frame and finding what seems to be a sturdy enough seat to sit it and deciding to take her flask out to get hammered. 07:38:46
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Phen9menal m9ves, Latula." The dancing was... [i]shifty[/i] with the hips. No, he is NOT looking that much at all, silence. It was a glance. Either way, he assumed it was rather good considering he himself does not partake in dancing, nor has he made the active effort to dance. He quirked his brow at Latula's line of sight- what was she looking at? Eyes up here, Lady- oh, there they are- ah, dang it, why does she have to look so cute when her eyes are peering over the edge of her shades? Well, it is inconsequential now seeing as how the tealblood is fully looking at him now. He nodded at Latula's affirmations of enjoyment, that is good, that means the setup has been a solid success thus far, but then came the gargantuan tuskbeast in the room, "Yes, yes, it is quite hard [i]n9t[/i] t9 n9tice myself. I may n9t c9nd9ne my- his? 9ur? Their..? Whatever the ver6iage, I d9 n9t end9rse making such a grandi9se scene in s9 much mixed c9mpany, 6ut I myself wish t9 remain #9uttaTheWay 9n the matter as well given that I- he? They? Ugh, ann9ying, given that [i]The 9ther Kankri[/i] sh9uld 6e capa6le 9f handling themself- I am a rather capa6le tr9ll, and m9re 9ver, I d9u6t P9rrim didn't play a part in r9using such an arguement..." still, Latula made a good point, He- errr they? Other Kankri WAS sort of 'killing the vibe' so-to-speak, even if the personal turmoil being aired out was somewhat familiar in a way, and unfamiliar in others 07:55:25
[br]Of course all that took a backseat as soon as Latula mentioned his PJs looked neat, "Haha, n9, n9 this is n9t my c9stume; I was just entertaining the idea 9f wearing s9mething different t9 spice things up after having a discussi9n a69ut fashi9n with—surprisingly—Aradia. I am glad y9u reminded me, d9 y9u plan 9n wearing a c9stume? 9r are y9u simply g9ing as "The M9st Rad Chick Ever"- n9t there is anything wr9ng with that, I w9uld quite enj9y that, 6ut I w9uld als9 6e quite thrilled t9 see y9u in s9me event-6ased attire!" 07:55:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] despite kankri not actively smiling at her comment, she figured he was smiling on the inside which in turn was enough for her, the lalonde was glad that he was changing into a proper costume and had an idea for something in mind she’s actively curious to see what he decided to pick. Though she understands why he is waiting to change just to make sure everything is going smoothly first. “yea i understand dont wanna ruin the costume or somethin while tryin to make sure the party goes smoothly first we can absolutely catch up later tho when ur ready for now ill just chill with my best home boy” as kankri walked away she noticed latula going all out with her dancing, damn girl get that thang. Her attention moving back to mindfang and dirk as mindfang decided to retreat from the chaos. “the party seems to be poppin off tho i dont blame mindfang for dippin rn im sure shell be back” [br] [br]r 07:59:13
[color=#ff6ff2]roxy would look around the room for a moment, knowing dirk would probably only move if she did. Her first action would be to grab some orange soda and a plate full of dorito’s and other snacks that dirk would probably like for later captchaloguing the orange soda for later. “ay dirk we can move to a less busy spot ik ur probs overwhelmed rn esp in the high traffic zone of the snack table” holding her free hand out for him if he so chose to grab it, either way she will start making her way to a less active spot. Which happens to be a nice little corner area which was probably used for a reading nook or something, which had a good view of the party but not necessarily directly in it and having a little more space to actively breathe. She doesn’t mind if others join them either, she just wants to get dirk in a more comfortable spot. 07:59:13
(( damn 07:59:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Whilst he had gawked at the food, ghosts don’t really need to eat, not to mention Eridan wasn’t really one to indulge in food such as this. It was repugnant. He’d instead find himself leaning against the table again, much like he was before as he watched Karkat approach the table right after he did. He watched at the other grabbed a plate off the table, indulging in the lukewarm treats, a look of disdain washing over the sea dweller. “id argue that the food is just as fucked up as the current state a this livvin room. your dancestor or wwhatevver is arguin wwith kans dancestor ovver some nonsensical hoofbeast manure and ters dancestor is blastin music so loud i might as wwell be deaf” Eridan scowled, crossing his arms over his chest, the atmosphere had really devolved since they left. It wasn’t long before their conversation was broken by the sound of Mindfang’s voice, Eridan not even bothering to look at her. “hey kar did you hear somethin? i think i hear the faint sounds of a dirtscrapin landhag wwith her life so fallen apart all she can do is booze herself into a coma” He’d bear his teeth momentarily, his gaze angling down at the ground as Mindfang walked away. Thank fucking god. 07:59:33
((i left that r whoops 07:59:37
Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 08:00:24
(( roxy will remember that 08:00:34
(( eridan 08:00:38
(shoot him :V 08:00:53
((lmfao 08:00:59
(so who is the REAL wielder of RifleKind 08:01:22
(>:v have a SHOOT OFF 08:01:34
(Loser gets clipped like an old CoD MLG and is sent back to spawn 08:01:52
(( eridan is more white science roxy would snipe his ass 08:01:58
((trainwreck response i apologize in advance 08:02:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] There was plenty that Porrim could say, but her lips parted only to press together in a straight line as she paused to actually consider everything going through her head. “So+, what, then? Do+ yo+u want me to+ go+ o+ut o+f my way to+ berate yo+u? To+ repeat age-o+ld drama fro+m a millenia ago+?” She uncrossed her arms, letting them fall to her sides. “It all ro+lls back aro+und to+ indulging in an infinite echo+ chamber o+f teen drama! There aren't exactly many new things go+ing o+n here in the afterlife, yo+u kno+w.” Porrim paused, taking in a deep breath before releasing it in a long, exasperated sigh. “Have yo+u co+nsidered that the reaso+n I handle yo+u so+ carefully is because I do+n’t want to+ so+ur o+ur relatio+nship? Because, and maybe this will co+me as a sho+ck to+ yo+u, but I care abo+ut yo+u, and abo+ut what yo+u think! Even if yo+u piss me o+ff so+metimes!” Her pierced brows knit together in frustration, her hand lifting to flick her hair over her shoulder. “Fine. Yo+u want to+ hear so+me drama, witho+ut me bubble wrapping it because yo+ure the o+ne I’m talking to+? Well, here’s the latest drama, Kanny! Ano+ther versio+n o+f yo+u has been getting [i]busy.[/i] And guess what? I go+t to+ take part in that! And I’ll have yo+u kno+w that I enjo+yed it [i]tho+ro+ughly.[/i]” After she spoke, she paused, letting out another deep sigh as her hands went up in front of her f 08:02:06
[color=#008141]*face. 08:02:19
(( mindfang will also remember that eridan 08:03:01
((:3c 08:03:07
((wwhatevver do you mean spiderwwitch 08:03:14
(( picks eridan up this bitch empty YEET 08:03:27
(( right into a wall 08:03:37
((naww this bitch full. of malice. 08:03:39
(( lmao 08:03:43
(( at some point she's going to actively full strength punch eridan see if he survives 08:04:34
(( that will be funny 08:04:44
(bro turns into grape jelly and is sent back to the lobby im cryin 08:07:55
((sigh 08:09:25
[color=red]KANKRI: He tried not to seem repulsed. Or perhaps he was simply annoyed? His teeth dug into his lower lip with enough force to nearly draw blood, before he spuriously usurped the space above his head, swinging his finger in circles. "I knew it. This entire time y9u parade a69ut in this masquerade 9f respecting my feelings, 6ut y9u're a6le t9 put 9ut 9f y9ur mind just l9ng en9ugh t9 satiate y9ur insatia6le designs and predat9ry instinctual urges my 9wn v9w 9f celi6acy in 9rder t9, what, sc9re a tacitly c9lluded p9int 9ver me with s9me irreverent miscreant versi9n 9f myself willing t9 d9 s9mething I c9uldn't feasi6ly 9ffer y9u with any degree 9f sincerity?" Kankri shook his head. Dismissively and with utter unabashed contempt for every word that left Porrim's pierced lips. He stared at his own reflection along the clear metal sheen, trying not to seem as helpless as though he were dangling off of the damn thing for dear life, lapped out of existence with a crass slip of her tongue. In truth, she had ended a fantasy for him. "The 9nly thing this acc9mplishes is 6anishes a needless pre9ccupati9n with an 96sessi9n I've already l9ng since a6and9ned. My hate f9r y9u wasn't str9ng en9ugh t9 6e y9ur first. I wasn't even y9ur first 'me', let al9ne y9ur first time. Trusted as I was as c9nfidante, this just dem9nstrates t9 me in clearer terms h9w utterly illegitimate any measures taken against me are. 6ecause y9u're always, always, ALWAYS sizing s9me69dy else up next." 08:14:22
[color=black][sub]<3<???[/sub][/color] 08:14:46
((LOL 08:14:52
((porrim about to cook with her unaired grievances of ARANEA being other kankris first 08:16:11
(( cronus hearing that during his internal crisis 08:16:50
(( screams HE WHAT 08:16:54
(Ohhhhh noooooo.... [i]OOOOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-[/i] 08:17:23
(No one fucks over Kankri better than Kankri Vantas. 08:17:35
(The mouse. Is a scheming creature. 08:17:41
((a real cuck to himself 08:18:00
((fr 08:18:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] He has no idea what to do at this particular moment, everything’s happening all at once and it’s causing him to feel kinda nervous. Watching as old drama is being re-hashed, new drama is happening and all he wanted to do was be a part of something that wouldn’t end in him getting kicked in the teeth. He’s trying really hard not to look at latula shake her ass, although it is kinda hard to not look with how much she’s actively doing that. He had no clue leaving was an option yet, even though he saw mindfang leave and then roxy moving dirk somewhere quiet. He doesn’t quite know what to say at the moment to karkat or eridan especially after hearing some of the stuff they were doing prior and then the music got turned up. The ampora is now having an internal crisis how unfortunate. 08:18:12
((The Vow of Celebitchy. 08:18:24
(( cronus is like you have been giving me shit for months and you were the one sinning the whole time 08:19:00
(NONONONONO WAIWAITWAITWAITWAIT *shackled* [i]WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-[/i] 08:19:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Latula could tell when Porrim was leaning into a pitch feud, considering her personal history with her. She grimaced a little at the fact that it was happening in such a public space, but oddly enough it almost seemed like the other Kankri was egging her on. Just another case of quadrants being aired out for the world, really. It’d been a while since there was any genuine black flirting, though! Someone get the popcorn. She was almost tempted to ask if Kankri and Porrim had a history of black solicitation, but it wasn’t really her place. Besides, it was a completely different Kankri. Sometimes the differences in timelines were pretty bizarre. “y34444h… 1 m34n 1 f33l l1k3 4ll th4t PD4 1snt too out of th3 ord1n4ry for pornst4r but YOU? 1tz k1nd4 cr4zy to s33 h4h4.”[br] [br] 08:31:02
[color=#008282]Moving on from that mess, though. “d4444mn, w1th m1n1 m3g1do? 1 gu3ss sh3 do3s s33m… l3ss thr34t3n1ng. 1 c4nt w41t to s33 wh4t you guyz c4m3 up w1th! #psych3d” She pursed her lips in thought for a moment before answering the question. “1 dunno! 4 costum3 would b3 fun but 1 c4nt th1nk of 4nyth1ng r4d 3nough! not to m3nt1on most th1ngz 4r3 gonn4 b3 h3ll4 h4rd to mov3 1n comp4r3d to th1s! 1 m34n 1f 1 w4s 1n 4 stuffy costum3 could 1 do TH1S?!” Latula hopped up, doing a handstand for a moment. “h4h4 ch3ck m3 out k4nkl3z!!!! NOBODY c4n h1t mov3z l1k3 th1s b1zn4sty!” She did a little spin as she pushed herself into the air, landing smoothly onto her feet. “h4h4 h3y you should d4nc3 w1th m3! th3 two of us could TOT3Z 1mprov th3 v1b3 w1th som3 k1ll3r mov3z! #3r #tw? #h4h4” Latula pressed her back up against Kankri, grinning as she bounced from side to side along with the music. “cmon g3t 1nto 1t!” 08:31:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Boy things sure were happening! Listen to all that drama! And who knew that Terezi’s dancestor would be so flexible? She was sitting there, grinning, watching all this shit go down. This is fine. “it seems like everyones having fun! i kind of want to join the dancing but maybe i should also make sure everything is going well” Aradia lifted herself up, adjusting her sheep onesie a little before leaning down to kiss Cronus’ cheek and scampering off. First order of business: She started to float the paper scraps and other trash into the air, gathering it all into a ball before tossing it into a trash can. Now, off she went to go do a silly jig on the dance floor. 08:36:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] It was pretty wild to see such an energetic lady being so friendly and… Affectionate? With Kankri. Were they an item? Dirk couldn’t really be sure. He didn’t know all that much about troll culture. For now, he was going to go ahead and put that in the back of his mind and just follow Roxy. Although he wouldn’t outright admit it, this [i]was[/i] kind of a lot for him. It was nice to be able to get some space from the whole situation, and get some distance between the bickering of the smaller Kankri and the tatted troll. He took in a deep breath, sitting down in the little nook and taking a sip from his cup. “It seems like the party is a success so far. Or, as much of it can be with so many different characters around. I think I’ll hang here for a while and just make sure nothing goes too awry.” Considering he wasn’t actually participating in any of the hosting responsibilities, he figured he could just let himself relax a little for the time being. 08:41:29
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "Yes, Aradia is... quite different..." Ooooo...kaaaaayyy... what was once practically NONE of his concern, besides the fact that another variant of himself was involved in the conflict, quickly started to sound like Kankri himself may be in danger of... something- what with Maryam so blatantly spewing some rather intimate information- but BUT there is no way to say for certain that this 'Kankri' she is referring to is himself- I mean- there are an uncountably infinite amount of versions of everyone in this room right this instant spanning across a boundless amount of dreambubbles. So! This 'Kankri' Porrim so [i]crudely and brazenly[/i] spoke of could be a nomadic one that has left by now! Hahaha, yes, that is it! [sub]God, strike the Jade down before she and that shorty make things very much worse-[/sub] OH! Latula is doing a stunt! Kankri hopped back in surprise at the handstand, his pan preoccupied with other things but was promptly snapped back to his friend as she flexed her physical prowess, "9h- uhm- yes, I supp9se n9t c9uld replicate such daring techniques whilst within a suit 9f s9me s9rt tail9red f9r c9smetics rather than applica6le agility."[br] [br]A shy chuckle left his mouth at Latula's suppsoed offer at 'lightening the mood' by partaking in dancing, rubbing at his neck a bit. Kankri isn't all that rhythm based- at least, not in a way where he could apply it to dancing.[br] [br] 08:53:05
"As much as I w9uld enj9y entertaining the idea, I m9st certainly 6elieve I am ill-equipped with the skills needed t9 make a suita6le dance partner at this time- I, 6eing s9me9ne wh9 d9es n9t really dance, w9uld pr96a6ly just-" what is she doing- WHAT IS LATULA DOING?? THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THOSE 'PARTY FOULS', RIGHT? Now would be the perfect time for his whistle- [i]IF HE HAD IT![/i] This obscene- surely, it had to be, and enacted by Latula who just said the PDA around here was getting thicker than prime grubsauce? Seriously? "A-Ah umm, Latula- I d9 n9t 6elieve this is an appr9priate—ahem—'killer m9ve'-" fuck, what does he do? Does he... push her? Well, no, that is rude! But he very well shouldn't let her get any more wild- oh, Aradia! Thank goodness! She will surely know what to do! Kankri gives the small Megido a wave whilst she is hitting the silliest of jigs, trying to convey a message with his eyes; what could it be? 08:53:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] Porrim bared her teeth a little with a more exaggerated frown than she had prior, holding a hand up in front of herself. “Yo+u serio+usly think I was the o+ne to+ get yo+u- That is, [i]him,[/i] to+ break tho+se vo+ws? No+, I was a severe aftertho+ught! The o+ne who+ managed to+ weasel her way past that was [i]Aranea[/i] o+f all peo+ple! And that isn’t even to+ mentio+n I wasn’t even the seco+nd! The girl yo+u always dro+o+l o+ver? So+meho+w, he managed to+ sco+re her, as well. Ho+w insulted do+ yo+u think I felt to+ have been pushed aside fo+r so+ lo+ng?” She bit down on her lip for a moment, resting a hand against her own cheek. “Do+ yo+u [i]ho+nestly[/i] believe I wo+uld sit aro+und and wait fo+r yo+u fo+rever when yo+u went o+ut o+f yo+ur way to+ make sure yo+u were incapable o+f being a viable o+ptio+n, no+ matter what I tried?” She didn’t hate Kankri. In fact, she cared about him quite deeply. More than she did for most, actually. But she did mean it when she said he got on her nerves. He really knew how to push her buttons, after all. But her grievances towards the other Kankri only fueled her irritation towards this Kankri’s attitude. “Go+d, every iteratio+n o+f yo+u can just be so+... so+... Frustrating!” Her skin lit up for a moment, before she took a step away from Kankri, taking a moment to compose herself and return herself to normal. 08:57:01
[color=red]KANKRI: "9h, h9w utterly 6ey9nd repr9ach y9u are, P9rrim, truly, in9culated fr9m the verita6le plague 9f criticism I've tried steadily in vain t9 infect y9u with, like a 6uzzing little micr96ial 6acteri9phage 9f irrelevance. Why don't you just visit the cosmic sins of every sinister instance of myself across all of Paradox Space unto my person, deprive me of even the faintest idea of autonomy - you know I love it soooo so much when you condescendingly resort to such measures -- and in its place, conflate every version of me into one neat little package for you to ram into your high-occupancy [i]nooklips!!![/i]" Ever the drama queen, Kankri commanded his annoyances fanned into the fiery austerity of a true monarch, bending his arms upright and tucking his chin in a genteel little head-tilted curtsy of acquiescingly scathing sarcasm leveled up at Porrim. His finger weightily bounded through the air in scolding retributive fashion, waggling as he settled it back under his rounded cheeks. "Y9u kn9w, I liked the fantasy 9f suff9cating under y9u 6etter when I wasn't at risk 9f dying fr9m fume inhalati9n. H9t air and presumpti9ns. P9rrim. I am utterly t9uchless. N9 Aranea. N9 Latula. 69th 6egrudgingly sp9ken f9r, and 6ey9nd my c9ncern. Where I am fr9m, it's just y9u. And yet y9u still find a way t9 make it m9re a69ut y9urself than is reas9na6le." 09:02:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Yeah, the food wasn’t that great, but it was better than what they had on the meteor, he supposed. Not that that really mattered, since it wasn’t like this food was going to fill his actual stomach. “I HEAR YOU. I MEAN, I ALREADY THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE ALL A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES, BUT THIS WHOLE SHITFEST IS REALLY PROVING THAT I WAS RIGHT!” Karkat’s train of thought was interrupted by Mindfang, his cheeks flaring with color. Like it wasn’t bad enough that Terezi’s dancestor was rubbing all over one of his dancestor’s, now he had to be personally attacked? “AUGH!” He let out a loud yell, throwing his hands into the air. “THIS SUCKS SO HARD THAT I MIGHT JUST START SHITTING ENOUGH RAGESNAKE TO CHOKE MYSELF TO DEATH SO THAT I CAN WAKE UP!” Karkat brought his hands back down to rest them on the sides of his head. “NO, THAT’S FUCKING STUPID. YOU’RE AN IDIOT. NO, YOU’RE AN IDIOT! UGH, FUCK, I’M ARGUING WITH MYSELF NOW! THIS PLACE IS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY HEAD. SHIT, I CAN’T BREATHE.” He leaned on the table, taking in some deep breaths. “SNIIIIIFFFFFUUUUUCK!” Half of him had a mind to flip the table over, but he wasn’t about to do that and get even more people on his ass. “WHY IS IT SO DAMN LOUD IN HERE?!” 09:07:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] :o/ 09:17:31
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She wasn’t originally paying attention to what kankri and latula were up to as her mission was on dirks comfort first then look around second, once he looked comfortable enough, she’d set the plate of snacks within reach of dirk in case he wanted to munch on some snacks without having to go all the way across the room, uncaptchaloguing the orange soda and setting it right next to said plate in case he wanted a refill on that too. “ur personal stash of snacks n soda an yea it is more than i thought tbh like i love me a party but the new arrivals made it even more better tbh its all good i will make sure i do my part when i can an ill chill when it calms down” she finally felt she had a chance to look around and actively pay attention to what was now happening. Well it sounds like karkat and eridan don’t like the snacks oh well, what can she do. Then again she has this feeling karkat isn’t doing okay, she’s thinking about what to do with that, then her attention goes to kankri and latula. Wow ok that's happening too. 09:23:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] She has been writing down everything since she had gotten here, everything, right now she’s trying to figure out who's going to lose it first. In her opinion it’s a close call between karkat and cronus, watching this all unfold is like being in a candy store but for fanfiction and possibly smut. (^･ω･^)(^･ω･^)(^･ω･^) 09:26:14
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(BEEPPO DON'T GET ANY IDEAS- WH-WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA :V 00:09:31
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pipefan413: I HAVE COME WITH GREAT AND TERRIBLE NEWS. 00:57:19
pipefan413: I HAVE RUN THE NUMBERS, AND WE ARE FISCALLY "IN THE RED", AS THE BEANCOUNTERS SAY. 00:58:11
pipefan413: I HAVE DRAFTED SEVERAL PROPOSALS FOR INCREASED BUSINESS GROWTH PROFIT MARGINS. 00:58:24
pipefan413: FIRST OF ALL, A CARWASH FOR CLOWN CARS. 00:59:59
pipefan413: NOW I UNDERSTAND THIS IS A NICHE MARKET. 01:00:09
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pipefan413: BUT I IMAGINE IF WE CHARGE PER CLOWN WE COULD SEE INCREDIBLE RETURNS. 01:00:38
(( dad hath return with wisdom 01:03:34
((man 01:03:46
(( poppin in given us wisdom 01:04:11
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pipefan413: WISDOM COMES IN MANY FORMS. 01:59:10
pipefan413: HOWEVER, I TRY TO RUN FASTER THAN IT CAN CATCH ME. 02:00:07
pipefan413: I HAVE A QUERY: THIS CHAT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. I TRUST NO ONE WILL INFORM HR, MANAGEMENT, NOR OSHA? 02:02:08
(:v your faith would be well placed 02:02:26
pipefan413: EXCELLENT. 02:03:03
pipefan413: I CONFESS THAT I HAVE NOT WORN A HARDHAT FOR MANY A YEAR. 02:03:28
(>:v i fucking lied, you CRIMINAL 02:03:55
((holy shit 02:04:25
pipefan413: I HAVE A SON, AND AMBITIONS. 02:04:31
pipefan413: I CAN CHANGE. 02:04:33
(you should have thought of that goober when you were doing silly things like not keeping your noggin safe. 02:05:32
pipefan413: BY JOVE, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 02:06:31
pipefan413: WHAT WILL BECOME OF HIM? 02:06:40
pipefan413: DESCENT INTO CRIMINALITY? 02:06:48
(most likely. 02:07:50
pipefan413: WELL, AT LEAST HE WILL HAVE A HOBBY AND SOCIAL LIFE. 02:08:33
pipefan413: PERHAPS IT IS NOT SO BAD. 02:08:38
(give him enough years and you will be bunkmates :V 02:15:31
pipefan413: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPER. 02:18:27
(then i'll just take you DEAD. Call me a bounty hunter the way it can be EITHER OR >:V 02:21:23
pipefan413: I HAVE RECONSIDERED MY PRIOR STANCE. 02:27:58
(Too late. You coming with me one way or another and I am not particular about which way it happens >:V 02:30:08
((🧍♂️ 02:30:37
pipefan413: WHAT ARE MY CHARGES? 02:31:19
pipefan413: HAVING A SUCCULENT TOBACCO PIPE? A DELECTABLE CARCINOGENIC REPRIEVE? 02:31:37
(That, as well as a treasure trove of baked delights and an amassed collection that could make the greatest of jesters feel inferior in its wake. 02:33:19
pipefan413: I HSVE SUDDENLY BEEN REMINDED I POSSESS ICECREAM CAKE. 02:35:46
pipefan413: I COULD BE PERSUADED TO SPLIT IT. 02:35:55
pipefan413: IF THERE WERE SOME ACCORD TO BE REACHED, OFFICER. 02:36:02
(You know, perhaps there is some form of malfunction with my system :v maybe I have the wrong pipefan. 02:37:14
((this has been a rollercoaster of emotions 02:40:45
pipefan413: THERE ARE AT LEAST 412 OTHERS. 02:46:19
pipefan413: PERHAPS SO, OFFICER. 02:46:27
pipefan413: LET US CELEBRATE WITH CAKE. 02:46:36
pipefan413: BUT WE SHOULD DELAY ANY ROLLERCOASTERS FOR AN HOUR OR TWO. 02:46:50
(Can't disagree with that logic, CAKE IT IS. 02:46:56
pipefan413: THIS IS WHY I WENT INTO BUSINESS. DEALS. SALES. 02:53:05
((lmfao??? 02:54:47
(It's okay, guys. Me & Pipefan are no longer enemies :v 02:57:27
((yay yay yippie 02:58:37
(its back to arresting Eridan for being a fish :V 02:59:38
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pipefan413: ARE WE TO ARREST PEOPLE FOR ENJOYING THE OCEAN? 03:12:58
pipefan413: YOUNG MAN, WE RIOT FOR THIS. 03:13:19
((youre right 03:16:18
((wwhy am i getting tossed around for liking the ocean 03:16:38
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Watching everything already going down was enough to make anyone feel some kind of way, especially when parties weren’t exactly your normal setting, but when Karkat started having a borderline panic he knew it was going to get more chaotic by the second. Eridan looked over to Karkat, his gaze despite the lack of pupils, practically went straight through Karkat. Almost like he wasn’t there. Eridan was really not keen on or interested in trying to mediate anything Karkat was about to start going through, not that he’d even really know where to begin. He was never the comforting type after all. He pursed his lips before speaking, “kar do you really havve to start havvin this wwhole glubbin conundrum right in the middle of all of this already unreasonably excessivve shit” He looked through squinted eyes at Karkat, his posture not changing from that lean on the table, arms crossed. The sea dweller wouldn’t give the Vantas time to respond, an extremely exasperated sigh escaping him as he uncrossed one of his arms, his hand moving his glasses out of the way to pinch the bridge of his nose, his expression starting to lean into annoyance at the display next to him. 03:33:54
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TG: ((bruh im just tryna figure tf out how to get to the main page google is sending me here 03:46:17
(Call me the summoner the way i bring them back >:v 03:46:22
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(just do dreambubbz .xyz :v 03:46:49
TG: ((like you want me to actually type in the address to the bar? NAH MFER I SHAINT 03:46:59
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TG: ((ive been using this shit for 12 years but wont add it to my bookmarks cause i aint out as a homestuck fan 03:47:29
TG: ((ok anyway sorry for bothering yall carry on 03:47:48
(no bother :V as a matter of fact >:v get in here mf 03:48:20
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((Not offering fewer characters, just making my likeness easier identified. 04:13:28
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pipefan413: WINGS OR JAPANESE FOOD? 09:22:04
pipefan413: THIS ISN'T A TEST. 09:22:10
pipefan413: OR MAYBE IT IS. 09:22:13
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