[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] it had been quite a while since she had last stepped foot into the mansion, from what she could gather a party was happening. Time to see who is around she supposed, opening the main door and ducking under the door frame. Her gaze scanned around the room, seeing a smaller violet blood by himself in the hall and kitchen. This is not the first violet she’s seen around she had met cronus prior, although she hadn’t yet met dualscars youngest descendant, finally someone to pester at least for a little while. With the loud clacking of her boots on the wood floor below, she’d approach eridan and look down at him with a smirk. “Well, well what do we have here? A young ampora all 8y his lonesome. What are you doing alone young dualscar?” 06:21:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Karkat was about to retrieve his half of the costume when Dave just up and disappeared. Presumably he must have woken up, but that means Karkat was back to his original plan of just not wearing a costume. And Gamzee wandered off to go change into his costume, so he was sort of just left standing by the snack table. He wasn’t particularly interested in any of the snacks, so he just walked out of the room in the direction he had seen Eridan go. “HEY MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE ALL BY YOURSE-” He cut himself off when he saw possibly the biggest fucking troll he’d ever seen. The fact that she was very clearly a Serket didn’t make it much better. “MAN WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO GODDAMN HUGE AROUND HERE THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.” 06:28:09
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] OKAY! Finished! Honestly, the waters were getting rather murky when it came to thinking of what to stuff into the younger Ampora's bag, but Kankri is confident that he has given everything finely tuned to their personas or some paltry interest he believed they would have liked. Good job, Vantas, truly a cut above! He catches sight of the Sea-Faring Serket entering from the front door, brows falling flat in a mock grimace at her presence; c'mon, seriously? What's SHE doing here? That pirate's always being a smidgen of a trigger-bound nuisance, but Kankri has no reason to chastise the adult troll-- YET. But seeing as how she is her, against his better judgement, Kankri will craft a party bag just in case the bootlegger wished to stay a while.[br] [br]Kankri takes a moment to look around and scope out the scene- [i]oh- no no no no- wait wait wait wait wait- WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-[/i] WHAT IS KURLOZ AND MEULIN DOING HERE!? Auuuughghhhh HELP! SOMEONE H E L P! Okay! Okay! This is fine! They are here to enjoy festivities and definitely NOT put him into a black blender of pitch aggressions and advances- at least, Kankri [i]hopes[/i] that doesn't end up being the case. He will just... uhh... make bags for them as well, as it seems they are all dressed up for the occasion. 06:35:17
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((lmfao gn 06:42:10
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] A sudden interruption from a very loud lowblood brings her attention away, a small huff as she turns on her heel to look directly at karkat. Putting a hand on her hip with disdain in her eyes, she knew he had to be related to the other one who talks too much. “You must 8e a descendant of the talkative one who is easily 8othered 8y trivial matters and words. So is your entire 8loodline full of low8lood mouth assholes or just you and the other one? Your answer matter’s.” 06:58:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] “FIRST OFF, I’M NOT ANYBODY’S DESCENDENT BECAUSE THAT’S ALL BULLSHIT. THEREFORE MY BLOODLINE BECOMES BASICALLY IRRELEVANT. BUT CONSIDERING THIS FANTASTICAL SHITHOLE, YOU WILL UNFORTUNATELY HAVE TO DEAL WITH AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKERY FROM MUCH MORE SHITTY KARKATS AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER. AT THE VERY LEAST, YOU CAN REST EASY KNOWING THAT THEY ARE ALL MUCH MORE VOMIT-INDUCING THAN I AM, AND THAT IS HONESTLY PRETTY FUCKING INCREDIBLE!” Man, this lady was basically just a giant Vriska. Wait, was this the one from those journals that she had always obsessed over? “HUH. WAIT, HOLD ON A SECOND. I THINK I’M JUST REALIZING SOMETHING. YOU’RE THAT PIRATE OR WHATEVER THAT VRISKA WAS SO HELLBENT ON TRYING TO IMITATE. MAN, THAT’S HYSTERICAL. I BET SHE’D LOSE HER FUCKING PAN IF I TOLD HER I MET YOU. I’D ASK FOR A SIGNATURE JUST TO RUB IN HER FACE, BUT THAT SORT OF THING MEANS FUCK-ALL IN THIS PLACE SINCE IT WOULD BE GONE THE SECOND I WOKE UP.” 07:06:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan was standing there, all by his lonesome for the longest while, that would all come to an end though when he was faced with not only Mindfang, but also Karkat approaching him. His eyes widened as Mindfang approached, she was huge so it was no surprise that he was a little jarred considering she was towering over him. The sea dweller stood there, perplexed at the situation, before they started squabbling like idiots. Holy shit what the fuck. “uh..” That’s all he could even say, he was speechless otherwise. His eyes just kept darting from Mindfang to Karkat as he brought the glass of water to his mouth, sipping it awkwardly. This really was the situation of all time huh? As Eridan was listening to them borderline argue his fins perked, Karkat was right, this did look a lot like Mindfang. Holy shit. Eridan’s eyes widened and he nearly spat out his water. Alright, enough of that, let’s put that glass of water down. 07:18:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] “Fortunately for you i do not care a8out your world views on what you assume is considered a descendant or not. 8iologically you come from somewhere and someone and something, you cannot change that." Before she was able to continue on a small tangent of her own, up until he brought up a lingering fact that happened to be his own name. Letting him finish his petty rant and no longer interested in changing his mind of how life works her interest is now solely set on learning more about him. Of course her own descendant came up and herself but that was a given, though it was hard to believe not everyone knew about her at least to the extent of what vriska had told them. Her expression softened, her irritation she was feeling is now gone. “I am quite happy that my descendants in other universes seem to find my journal and share my life with her friends. Unfortunately I do not currently get along with one of them due to some complications. You're indeed correct, nothing can actively go with you unless you are physically here and 8ring it 8ack. However, I have a few questions for you, Karkat.” She would then move out of the doorway and sit down on the floor, she hadn’t forgotten about eridan at all either. “You may also 8e apart of the exchange; it is only fair.” 07:35:59
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] He would agree with that if he hadn’t been the one to create everyone in a lab. The thought that even one iteration of Vriska didn’t get along with the troll she had looked up to for sweeps was honestly hilarious. “THAT’S ACTUALLY HILARIOUS. LEAVE IT TO VRISKA TO CREATE SOME EMOTIONAL TURMOIL WITH THE TROLL SHE PRETTY MUCH BASED HER WHOLE PERSONALITY ON.” He piped down a little when she moved to sit down. Karkat would take offense to it if it wasn’t a lot easier to look at her face when she wasn’t practically three million lightyears away from him. “WELL, ERIDAN PROBABLY KNOWS MORE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING THAN I WOULD. HE TALKED TO HER A LOT MORE THAN I DID DURING HER LARPING PHASE.” Karkat glanced towards Eridan as he said that, watching him set his glass down. Although, he couldn’t really imagine why someone like Mindfang would want to know anything about him specifically. “FOR ME? WHY? I MEAN- SURE, GO AHEAD, BUT I DON’T REALLY KNOW IF THERE’S ANYTHING I’LL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU WITH.” 08:05:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan sat there for another second just listening to them talk before his attention turned to Karkat again. What the hell, why is he just going around blabbing to anyone and everyone about what he and Vriska used to get up to. I mean he knew that they were waxing black for a long while, but that was between him and Vriska….Okay and maybe Kanaya, but that’s beside the point. He shot Karkat a dirty look before looking back to Mindfang, “yeah vvris and i used to get into it a lot wway back wwhen. back before all this. i wwouldnt really knoww wwhere to start though its all kind of a blur at this point wwhat wwith bein dead an all” Eridan shrugged, he really couldn’t answer much of anything without any sort of specific questions. 08:30:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] “Despite not getting along with her for reasons at the moment, i do not have any ill intent or feel the need to 8e violent with her anymore.” She was listening carefully, though she has no idea what some of what that necessarily means. During her small pause, her expression changed a couple of times as she thought about everything. Finally biting the bullet and asking about it. “What is flarping? I don’t care much about what you did necessarily but what does it mean?” After that question was out of the way and her mind for a little bit, now for a couple of questions for karkat. “I do not need help per se, I just want to know how to say this without coming off as intrusive and upsetting. I would like to know more about your hobbies and personality really, it does not have to be anything huge i’m just curious?” She has a genuine smile creeping up on her face as if she can finally get something for what's been bugging and eating at her mind for a little bit. 09:00:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] “WELL, FLARPING IS JUST A GAME THAT WAS POPULAR ON ALTERNIA. IT WAS BASICALLY JUST EXTREME LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING. I NEVER PLAYED IT, BUT A LOT OF OUR FRIENDS DID.” Karkat shrugged, crossing his arms. He didn’t really know a whole lot about what they did while playing, he only knew about some of the accidents that came from them playing and Vriska taking things too far. “VRISKA WAS NOTORIOUS FOR TAKING THINGS WAY FURTHER THAN SHE SHOULD HAVE, BUT THAT DOESN’T REALLY MATTER ANYMORE.” Thankfully, they were moving on from the topic, so he didn’t have to think back on that whole shitshow. Although, he most definitely hadn’t been expecting her to actually ask about him or his hobbies. “HM. I MEAN, I CAN’T IMAGINE WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME SPECIFICALLY, AND IT’S HONESTLY HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO BEGIN. REALLY, I’M PROBABLY THE MOST MISERABLE SACK OF SHIT WHO THIS SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF COEXISTING WITH. MY EXISTENCE IS AN UNFORTUNATE STAIN THAT CAN’T BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. BUT THAT’S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY INTERESTING HOBBIES. I LIKE ROMCOMS, SO THERE’S THAT. I USED TO REALLY LIKE CODING, BUT THAT WAS JUST YET ANOTHER THING THAT I WAS ABSOLUTELY DOGSHIT AT, SO I SORT OF STOPPED DOING THAT.” 09:16:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] nodding along as she listened, it seemed her influence was far greater than she actually realized. Now knowing the full ins and outs it wasn’t just her descendant liking her journal, it was her acting out on it as an obsession. Unfortunately that seems to be a theme in the serket bloodline. After karkat said his peace about flarping and her descendent, it was time for her to at least make some semblance of amends; the pirates gaze turns over to eridan with a very serious look to go with it. “Young ampora, I must apologize for involving you in the antic’s of my old rivalry in quadrants due to my descendant’s obsession. Although i do not envy nor much care what dualscar is doing in the after life it was not your burden to deal with. That being said I do hope you at least enjoyed the obsession a little bit if not that was just part of the misfortune.” serkets don’t seem to apologize well at all even in death, her gaze going right back onto karkat as he started to speak once more but this time about himself. After he was done with his speech about how much he loathed himself, she’d speak once more this time in a softer tone. “Thank you for the information, i do not think anything i say or do will change your mind about how you view yourself, however i know that you will live a fulfilled life in most of your futures. Do either of you have questions for me?” 10:47:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan looked a little confused for a second before pointing a finger at himself, “you think it wwas a burden for ME? i thought it wwas pretty badass to be able to flarp wwith vvris as Dualscar and Mindfang.” He put his hand down and shrugged casually, “if anythin i wwish wwe coulda kept that i miss the good ol days a bein able to go around pillagin wwith her, too bad that dirtscrapin landhag broke it off wwith me, she doesnt knoww wwhat shes missin or wwhat she had goin for her. I wwas probably the best thin to happen to her wwhen it comes to anythin black” His expression would be full of contempt, whatever maybe it was for the best that they weren’t as involved anymore, but it was still a tough blow for Eridan. He sighed, I guess it didn’t really matter now that they were dead either. 11:13:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Despite how much Karkat brags about knowing a ton about romance, he was severely lacking in experience. So there wasn’t really much he could say in regards to that, not that he was particularly interested in Eridan and Vriska’s sweeps old dead relationship. Even if Mindfang said that in ‘most’ of his futures he had a fulfilling life, he couldn’t really see it. Although, it was hard to really anticipate very many good things happening after the shitshow on the meteor. “I MEAN, I’M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THERE IS TO ASK. I WAS NEVER REALLY INTERESTED IN ANY OF THE ANCESTRAL STORIES OR ANYTHING, NO OFFENSE.” 11:38:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] after eridan is done with his speech on how he actually enjoyed the black romance he had, only to call her descendant a landhag. A piercing glare from her gaze as she turned back to look at eridan, just for a moment, then she would start laughing quite hard about it. “You definitely are just as salty as dualscar was, I'll give you that much.” looking back over at karkat once more. “Understandable, I have no more questions to ask. However, if you do think of any, let me know. Same goes for you as well eridan.” she doesn’t feel a need to move or anything, she will just stay here for a bit. 12:02:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan looked from Mindfang to Karkat, man this broad was kinda weird. Whatever. “wwhatevver you say fang, i knoww wwhat im sayin” Anyway he declined with a shake of his head, he wasn’t particularly interested in asking any questions, if anything he was more interested in talking to his actual ancestor rather than just asking questions about him. Eridan took a second with that to walk over to the counter to grab his water and drink the rest, i mean, it had been sitting there for a bit so might as well take a second to finish it. 12:10:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] “ACTUALLY, I DO WANT TO ASK WHAT IT WAS THAT MADE YOU CURIOUS ABOUT ME. I MEAN, I’M PRETTY SURE WE NEVER MET BEFORE. OH-” Karkat shifted, shuffling over to where Eridan was after he recalled the whole costume party thing. “HEY, CAN I BORROW YOUR CAPE OR SOMETHING? THERE’S THAT WHOLE STUPID COSTUME PARTY GOING ON. DAVE AND I WERE GOING TO WEAR SOME SHITTY MATCHING COSTUME OR SOMETHING BUT THEN HE WOKE UP. I DON’T REALLY CARE ENOUGH TO PUT ON SOME RIDICULOUS COSTUME LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.” At the very least, adding a cape would spice up his outfit so that he wasn’t painfully casual compared to everyone else. 12:25:06
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((gmgm 12:29:22
(( welcome back dave 12:29:43
(( perfect timing lmao 12:29:50
DAVE: (( morning i woke up like 3 hours ago because of the cats leggo 4 hour sleep 12:29:55
(( mindfang about to confess to karkat she's interested in a different dave which is insanely funny that you joined at this moment 12:30:22
DAVE: (( omfg yet another moment he can pop midway into an awkward convo 12:30:47
DAVE: (( its downright a skill at this point 12:30:54
(( ikr 12:30:57
((lets fuckin goooo 12:31:29
(( she's gonna say it and dave is going to fucking come back into existence i'm going to die laughing 12:32:06
DAVE: (( its gonna be great lol 12:32:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] she knew he was going to ask why eventually, only to hear dave being mentioned. “I won’t dodge the su8ject or complicate it, I ended up courting with a dave who happens to also 8e alive though it seems he’s far past your timeline, an older version I assume. He talks about his karkat sometimes, my curiosity got the 8etter of me. apologies. 12:35:55
(( welp i hit too fast but close enough 12:36:07
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((yeahhh 12:37:04
(( her surrounded by 3 dudes one of them happening to be another timeline dave she's just like oh shit 12:38:01
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan was finishing up his water before he heard what Karkat had asked him, nearly choking on his water yet again, his face flushing violet as well. Man, fuck the water at this point. He cleared his throat roughly, before composing himself at least a bit, “borroww my cape? thats a little on the nose evven for you kar yknoww if you just wwanted somethin of mine i wwould a been more than happy to givve it to you for safe keepin” Eridan definitely thought this was Karkat’s way of leaning red for him, I mean, it’s like when couples take each others things to remember them by. As Eridan finished up what he was saying, Mindfang’s ridiculous statement hit his fins. You have to be joking. He took a minute to look past Karkat to Mindfang with a look of what the hell before turning his attention back to Karkat. “im gonna ignore that she said that, you can take my cape just dont go ruinin it okay” He undid one of the brooches that was holding his cape, taking it off and handing it over to Karkat. 12:50:27
DAVE: There was a flagrant amount of analogies he could make in this moment from the irony of two awkward conversation pop ups in the same bubble, to the pure skill it took to manage that, to how cool it was that he got babes in every universe as he was obviously the universe righting itself. But no words, unfortunately, came out that was of any use to him. His wide eyed stare at Karkat noted by his brows high above his shades and his jaw slightly slack and to the craning way he had to look up at this giant lady. Holy shit. She was tall as hell. "Haha.. Bagged Vriska? . . . getting babes.. is what i do." He was looking between the two of them before blurting out, "This isnt like a black widow situation is it?" 12:50:32
DAVE: (( oh whoops sorry i forgot to ask turn order 12:50:44
((all good 12:50:48
((eridan is talking to karkat so youre mostly fine 12:50:59
(( he has no idea it's not vriska thats even funny 12:51:21
(( funnier 12:51:25
((also davve for context MF is sitting on the floor 😭 12:51:47
DAVE: (( OH NO 12:52:12
(( still massive gorl on floor 12:52:28
DAVE: (( rip hes looking over her long body ig 12:52:28
((lol 12:52:33
(( LMAO she's like well shit 12:52:54
(( he's right behind me 12:52:59
DAVE: (( leans her head back like >;;;;) two of them now 12:53:52
(( LMAO 12:54:02
(( its funny both are alive 12:54:11
DAVE: (( i just want to sing steven universe turn into a giant lady song 12:54:34
((real 12:54:52
((giant woman 12:54:57
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Karkat wasn’t really sure what Eridan was flustered about or even what he was trying to insinuate. He also wasn’t sure how he’d hold onto something for a dead Eridan, since it’d probably get left behind whenever he woke up. Although, Mindfang’s words distracted him from his thoughts, his brows knitting together. “SERIOUSLY?” Her courting a Dave was bizarre enough as it is, but he had no clue why a Dave would want to go talking about him frequently enough for someone to seek him out. Karkat looked back at Eridan when he held out the cape, reaching out to take it. Damn, this fabric was insane. He almost felt like he shouldn’t be allowed to even touch it. “YEAH, I’LL BE CAREFUL.” Karkat put the cape over his own shoulders, struggling for a moment with the brooch before finally getting it on. Looking back at Eridan felt a little weird, since he wasn’t sure he had ever really seen Eridan without his cape. The cape was a bit big on Karkat, though. The collar practically obscured his whole head from any angle except for the front. 13:03:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] judge her all you want but you can’t really blame her for finding the strider actually interesting especially the version she’s actively courting, eridan can ignore her statement all he wants. That’s not the point of the conversation. Then karkat chimes in only to hear a familiar voice, well it seems she’s been caught. By what appears to be a different timeline strider. She’d shift to turn just enough to look at this new dave, she’s going to pretend everything's fine. “Unfortunately, i am not vriska. I am marquise spinneret mindfang, you may call me mindfang or fang if you’d like. That goes for everyone here, not just the new arrival.” 13:10:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan’s cheeks were dusted with a slight violet hue, oh my god he looked so cute, for a second he couldn’t help but just stare, but an idea came to mind. The sea dweller decided to add onto it, taking his scarf off and wrapping it around Karkat’s neck. Eridan was practically naked what with the lack of cape and scarf, but it was for a good cause. He gave Karkat a thumbs up and a smile, taking a step back to admire how Karkat looked with it on, it was all a little big for him honestly, but it was so cute to see it all on. Unfortunately for him, his focus would break for a minute as his attention turned to Dave for a minute, god this douche is back? 13:16:21
DAVE: Karkat looked fucking adorable. But there was a clawing jealousy twisting in Daves chest and it was completely unfair to have. He had to pull his eyes away from the cute scene to just give a blank look to Eridan for a solid moment before completely dismissing him by looking away as. "Fortunately, you mean." He tensely joked toward Mindfang, "Just kidding, shes.. hmm well. Vriskas a lot actually but not awful I guess." He shrugged and stuffed his hands into his pants, "Sick name. thank god though, i was not going to be spitting out that title every time, fang is cool. You hooked up with a different me? how the hell did that happen? no offense, im just baffled how a baddie like you wanted a human. cool human but like damn." 13:22:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] she feels a little relief knowing the only thing going on is a little bit of awkwardness, it’s better than anything else that could have happened. “Perhaps, also I do understand that my descendant can be quite unpleasant to be around most of the time according to herself.” she’d give a small smile and a nod at the name part. “Well, I had joined a party, at first he annoyed me for a while 8efore accidentally culling me with food. Eventually we ended up talking a8out quite a lot a8out our pasts it just ended up on us going on a date." 13:34:39
DAVE: "Oh shit, I killed you?" Rocking on his heels, "Damn was this like im so funny you choked on food to death cause i have a hard time seeing myself actually poisoning your food. i could i guess if pushed but would poison even work on you?" He moved around so he sitting cross legged perpendicular to her, "Im imagining like an old me. got a beard?" he said rubbing at his bare chin, "maybe a blazer on with boots looking more like a silver fox." 13:46:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] “he fed me spicy 8uffalo chicken macaroni and cheese, The Capsaicin from the spice culled me, however there is a possi8ility it was an allergy. No poison was involved, I did not choke. Accident’s happen i just had to make my way 8ack is all.” she thought about the questions he’s asking. “No, you look very similar, however, he loves wearing suits and giving me interesting wrapping paper. Something a8out movies, unsure exactly what he means sometimes.” She’d pull out the printed photo from her captchalogue, holding it out to hand to him. Literally the picture is her sitting in a chair with him in her lap. 14:07:37
DAVE: A hand covered his face as he laughed, "What the fuck." He chuckled, "I was just too hot to handle, well it was. That sounds so good right now though, southern favorite." Raising an eyebrow, wrapping paper? What was she talking about? "Man of many enigmatic thoughts-" He was going to say more then he saw the picture. His mouth covered again by his hand, "Pfft." It was ridiculous seeing the size difference but also kind of hot. Which he wasnt sure how to think about that particular line of thought. "I kinda look like Ive stumbled into the wrong mall and instead of sitting on santas lap, Ive ended up on Krampus." Again, it still looked hot but he was not going to think on why that did what it did to him. They had ended up together and weird time shenanigans that could be his future or an alternate path, he wasnt sure he wanted to know now how this led to where it was. 14:21:03
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(greetings my favorite criminals :v 22:18:28
DAVE: (( am i on the hit list for something? 22:18:56
(>:v ye, being a goober, get in the PADDY WAGON 22:23:54
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DAVE: (( lmao goober criminal 22:26:29
(Eridan's the biggest goober, may even call him a MINION >:v he is getting the harshest of sentences 22:27:15
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(:v nah 22:44:32
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DAVE: (( jebus he deserves to be mangled huh 22:51:23
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DAVE: (( oh hey 23:03:03
((hello yes hi 23:20:58
((i am here 23:21:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Putting on Eridan’s scarf was one thing, but to have Eridan actually put his scarf on himself was significantly more embarrassing. Seeing Eridan give an uncharacteristic smile was a bit jarring, although at the very least not in a way that was unsettling. The smile combined with Eridan getting so close to him made Karkat’s cheeks flush a little, Karkat quickly lifted a hand to pull the scarf up enough to hide some of his face momentarily. It didn’t take him too long to regain his composure, eyes shifting to look at Eridan’s neck. Huh. He had sort of forgotten that Eridan would have gills, considering he always had a scarf on. Wouldn’t it get uncomfortable having something rub against them all the time? His train of thought broke away to follow Eridan’s line of sight, looking over towards Dave and Mindfang. Man, was every single Dave going to try to get with the giant Serket or what? 23:49:27
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] 01:17:55
eridan noticed karkat’s face flush red, his expression softening a bit before going back to his normal. he cleared his throat before composing himself. man it wwas kind of cold wwithout his scarf and cape, but wwhatevver. eridan adjusted his glasses slightly before his eyes met wwith karkat’s, wwhere wwas he looking? oh, he’s looking at my neck. “uh kar i knowwww you just asked me for my stuff but dont you think its a little forwwwward to be starin at my neck?” hiis cheeks tinted a light vviolet, his fins drooping a bit out of embarrassment, i mean, he did feel kind of naked wwithout all his accessories. 01:18:00
((wwelp 01:18:05
((fucked it wwhatevver 01:18:10
DAVE: (( daww cute af 01:19:13
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((also yeah theyre gay 01:20:37
DAVE: (( so gay. its really precious 01:22:11
(( i come back to gay hell yea 01:22:26
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(( dave and mindfang both looking over at karkat and eridan being really fucking gay 01:25:33
((i need to suck off whoever invented orange soda 01:25:47
((my bad 01:26:01
(( uhh i dont think they want that 01:26:07
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(raiders of the lost kankri :v 01:27:59
DAVE: (( did dirk just come out? 01:30:48
(( lmao 01:31:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Karkat’s face flushed red from Eridan’s words, putting his hands up in front of himself. “I WASN’T THINKING ABOUT WHATEVER YOU’RE THINKING I WAS THINKING! I JUST SORT OF REALIZED I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT YOU HAVING GILLS, I GUESS. I MEAN, IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU WOULD, BUT I GUESS I JUST NEVER REALLY SAW THEM BEFORE SO I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED, THAT’S ALL! I WASN’T THINKING ANYTHING WEIRD!” Although he was curious about them, he wasn’t going to invade Eridan’s personal space or anything. He didn’t really know a whole lot about sea dwellers in general, so his curious gaze really fucked him over there. 01:31:31
((no but he could 01:31:40
((theres the orange drink right 01:31:46
DAVE: (( lmao i unno. sucking off and orange soda sounds like he just slipped out 01:31:52
((dirk sure did come out 01:31:56
DAVE: (( hahahah 01:32:00
((hes possessing me my bad 01:32:07
DAVE: (( its cool he can come chill with his bro if he wants 01:32:19
((bunp n grind 01:32:48
((iykyk 01:33:03
(thats sounds anti-chill :v 01:33:08
DAVE: (( the amv? 01:33:13
((comic dub 01:33:21
(rip n tear uvu 01:33:27
(( dirk still going to take the whole ass rainbow punch bowl for himself 01:33:30
((bro is gonna flashstep in and then flashstep out 01:33:45
DAVE: (( spidey sense will be going the fuck off 01:34:21
(( mindfang and dave having a general conversation about some cute shit meanwhile to there left karkat and eridan are getting into the feels 01:34:48
(( still waiting for kankri to be done with the goodiebags and to cause chaos by showing his face to karkat 01:35:32
DAVE: (( thats going to be hella good 01:36:07
("GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHER YOU HARLOT" *headbutts Mindfang* 01:36:30
(( mindfang gonna pick his ass up and force his ass in her lap to make him uncomfortable 01:38:32
(( out of pure spite 01:38:45
((who 01:39:17
(( kankri 01:39:29
((oh real 01:39:33
(>:U EMBARRASS8NG HIM IN FRONT OF THEY TINY ONES IS A BIG NO-NO 01:39:55
(( she wont interrupt karkat and eridan lmao 01:40:01
((anyways might throw dirk into the fray 01:40:20
(( roxy gonna make it worse by just sitting in mindfangs lap too 01:40:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] He realized how flustered Karkat really was, holy shit this was weird to be seeing. Eridan pulled his hand up to rub the back of his neck awkwardly, “i mean if you wwere curious you couldvve asked me about it yknoww you didnt havve to be gettin all flustered wwith me you knoww i understand” Eridan thought for a second “if you need to talk about anythin ill listen you knoww that” He didn’t really know what else to do to reassure Karkat that this wasn’t meant to be as awkward as he’s acting. “here ill givve you the go ahead to take a look if it really interests you that much” The sea dweller tilted his head slightly upward, his violet gills being easier to look at when he wasn’t having to look down at Karkat. Man the air on them was weird, but we persist. 01:40:29
((6'4 strider showing up at some point 01:40:34
((help? 01:40:47
(( aight also i am responding im just shoveling icecream into my mouth like a heathen 01:41:05
((wish i had ice cream 01:41:14
((i havve mango gummies 01:41:22
((i have orange crush 01:41:37
(I have coffee uvu lets mix it together 01:42:30
((ew 01:42:34
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DAVE: (( ew 01:42:56
(( NO 01:43:20
(( I WILL KILL ITS MINTICECREAM 01:43:28
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(:v ah i see. 01:51:29
(you're right. That is meant to go with pepsi, my bad uvu 01:51:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] She’s not going to try and interpret everything he’s saying, it never works. “Despite dying to the food, it was still pretty good. However, I do not plan on doing that again.” ugh the wrapping paper, it was hideous at least to her. “What did he call it, sweet jeff 8ro hella. It was some of the ugliest wrapping paper I have ever seen." Despite the ugliness of the wrapping paper, the pirate kept a calm demeanor. The picture was to build new happier memories. This was the first one. “Well, at least you seem to 8e enjoying the photo, I cannot really say I understand everything you’re saying 8ut that’s alright I'll just assume you mean well.” She knows what’s happening with eridan and karkat, however she is actively ignoring it as of right now. 01:52:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] It was hard [i]not[/i] to get flustered when Eridan seemed to be insinuating that Karkat was looking at him lecherously. He did pipe down a little after Eridan spoke, pausing for a bit when he tilted his head up to let Karkat get a better look at his gills. Karkat wasn’t sure if he had ever really gotten a close look at any before this. It wasn’t like he was that close to Feferi, either. “WOW.” He lifted his hand, hesitating a little before gingerly brushing his fingertips over Eridan’s gills. Holy fuck, he was really cold. Or was Karkat just really that warm in comparison? It was hard to tell. Karkat didn’t want to press too hard, since even he was sure that would probably hurt. Were gills sensitive? I mean, it would make sense, it isn’t like they’re protected by that much skin. Regardless, it was obvious that Karkat was completely mesmerized by getting a proper look at a set of gills. 01:56:46
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(( mindfang actively trying to ignore what karkat and eridan are doing. also mindfang damn you are touching the no no square karkat 01:58:25
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(*Kankri behind him* "......you're doing wrong-" [color=#626262][i]"WHAT THE SCALLOP-"[/i] *flatlines* 01:59:45
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