((if karkat sees kankri hes gonna start making out with eridan to repel him 02:00:06
((closest person is getting snogged 02:00:15
((ayo 02:00:19
((anyways dirk is going to be showing up soon in the livingroom 02:00:39
((what on earth is going on 02:00:47
(little does Karkat know..... PDA is no longer the ULTIMATE Kanboy repellent anymore 02:00:48
((karkat is fondling eridans gills 02:01:15
((gay people 02:01:18
(he's just gonna start an unskippable cutscene :v 02:01:22
(( roxy gonna walk in right after kankri and do her usual thing 02:01:27
(( go wow yall are really going at it 02:01:37
((aw i wanna be gay 02:01:49
((cronus walks in like damn what the fuck 02:01:51
((who wants to make out with gamzee /j 02:01:53
((LMAO? 02:01:58
((lol? 02:02:02
(( cronus walks in and walks out like nah 02:02:04
DAVE: His lips quirked at the misuse of his comic before scoffing loudly, "This shit is the best." He shook his head and gestured with his hand, "If he took the time to print that out and wrap it up in *the 8est* comic ever created, sweet bro and hella jeff, then you are good in my books. Thats some commitment." He handed the picture back and shrugged, "Just saying you look badass and I look like Im ready to ask you for something crazy as hell." He was definitely not staring at Karkat and Eridan intently with his finger tapping on his knee. Fuck. He looked away and cleared his throat, "So.. ugh whens this party starting for real?" 02:02:58
(( everyone crowding the main hallway to watch karkat and eridan make out like its a free tv show 02:03:11
DAVE: (( diiiiirk 02:03:53
("YOU'RE HURTING HIM, YOU FINNED-RAPSCALLION" *uppercuts Eridan* 02:03:54
((theyre in the kitchen rn rlly hogging the food space 02:03:59
(that wont do, my chili is in there 02:04:39
(( mindfang finally going to acknowledge them again 02:05:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Oh my god, wow okay this was really happening. Eridan’s eyes shut tight as he felt Karkat run his fingers over his gills. It was a really different feeling from his scarf rubbing against them, I mean, it’s not like he’s really used to much of anything touching him in this sort of way. He would borderline hold his breath as Karkat continued, his fins completely falling down to the sides of his head. For a second though, he mustered up the ability to speak, “i appreciate you bein gentle kar but i gotta tell you this feels so glubbin wweird” His cheeks flushed completely violet, this was almost erotic in a way, but its not like Karkat was really trying to fluster him on purpose. He did offer to let him look after all. 02:06:14
((man 02:06:19
((chili is gettin covvered in gay germs 02:06:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Dirk was incredibly astute. He knew that there was a costume party happening and he was going to be there. Although he wasn’t really one for festivities, or even costumes, but his godtier outfit was enough of a costume by itself. He simply chose to make it a little fancier for good measure. Costume aside, he had spied an interesting new ORANGE BEV when he was checking Brobot’s surveillance. Y’all know that he had to get in on that. Without making a sound, to the naked eye it would seem like Dirk simply appeared next to the snack table to grab a cup of some KILLER ORANGE DRINK before giving it a sniff. No alcohol. Proud of you, Rox. There wasn’t really anyone he was dying to talk to in the living room, aside from Roxy, but it looked like she had her own plans. He’d rather let her have some time to herself. She could approach him at her leisure, if she decided to. 02:07:04
(Mister Orange Dreamsicle has finally stopped shittin blue, huh :v 02:07:53
((HFHHA 02:08:18
(( mindfang is like you young fools touching someone elses gills is mostly for pleasure baffoons 02:08:24
(( make life worse instead of better -mindfang 02:08:47
(([url=https://media1.tenor.com/m/GtoiXyZwcmgAAAAd/buie-instant.gif]dirk rn[/url] 02:09:15
(( lmao 02:09:25
((thats dirk if he were to have walked into the kitchen bro wouldve fucked right back off 02:09:38
(( roxy's dirk senses are tingling 02:10:18
(Dirk you fucker, now a gift bag needs to be added for you 02:10:34
(( HAHAHA 02:10:40
("THAT'S IT, I QUIT" *flips the table and starts crashing out* 02:11:19
((anyways signless also walks in- 02:11:25
(( LMAO 02:11:31
((and then aranea 02:11:31
((and u know what fuck it we're bringing back dolorosa 02:11:41
((oh my god 02:11:45
(( kankri never going to get a break at this point 02:11:57
DAVE: (( lol they all just get a bag 02:11:59
((hes just gonna start giving out empty bags 02:12:07
(( let him breath 02:12:11
(starts giving them their own possessions as gifts after stealimg them 02:12:34
(( nah the last couple bags are just iou's 02:12:35
DAVE: (( his presences is the present 02:14:12
((dirks presence is the only present everyone needs 02:14:37
("I still want my whistle-" [color=orange]"IN A MINUTE >:U" 02:15:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Karkat had been so invested in this new discovery that he hadn’t really noticed how flushed Eridan’s face had gotten. He jerked his hand away after Eridan spoke, his brows raising a little. “LIKE WEIRD BAD OR-” Although Karkat was still curious, he didn’t want to make Eridan uncomfortable. Plus, it felt like this was going to start looking really sketchy from anyone else’s perspective. “SORRY, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE ACTUALLY ASKED. I NEVER REALLY REALIZED HOW COLD YOU ARE, EITHER. I MEAN, LIKE, PHYSICALLY. BUT MAYBE I’M JUST FREAKISHLY WARM? IT’S, UH, IT’S COOL, THOUGH.” No pun intended. 02:18:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] Honestly the only reason she doesn’t know how to say the comics name is she refuses to remember how ugly it looks. Despite all of that she’s glad to know it comes from the blood pusher. “The feeling is mutual for him, I am eventually going to 8uild him a custom flint lock and sword.” carefully taking the photo back and deciding to captchalogue it again for safe keeping. “Well i am glad that you seem to enjoy and approve. Despite it 8eing another version of you.” She’d finally sigh and look over at eridan and karkat. “I would not continue touching the ampora’s gills unless you 8oth plan on getting intimate later, plus it’s uncouth to do that in pu8lic.” 02:21:17
(( girl has no chill 02:21:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] watching kankri making the final bits of gift bags despite them being for people he disliked was interesting in of itself, although she isn’t going to interfere in what he’s doing nor will she say anything. Suddenly, her dirk senses are acting up. Deciding to wait for the strider to settle in a spot first, due to dirks nature sometimes he comes in and just leaves. It seemed he decided to stay for a little bit though, turning from her spot so as to not ruin the giftbags she’d find her way over to the snack table. “hey dirk u finally came out of hidin how r u doin today” 02:25:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] He breathed a sigh of relief, he wasn’t sure how much of this he was gonna be able to handle, but it’s not like he totally hated it. “no not like wweird bad or nothin i wwas just gettin a little flustered i guess. its not evveryday that someone goes touchin your gills” Eridan tilted his head back down to look at Karkat with the mention of his body temperature “yeah i guess highbloods havve lowwer body temps but i am sort of a fish in a wway so” Fish regulate through water, but since Eridan didn’t spend much of his time in the water he really only stayed warm by layering. That’s beside the point right now though, his attention would turn to Mindfang again, “yknoww i dont really think its any of your business wwhat wwere doin im just tryin to showw kar here wwhat its like to be us at the top of society so next time take a picture if you wwanna stare so bad” He huffed, there it was, back to his normal expression full of disdain. So much for a troll anatomy sesh with your bro. 02:27:12
DAVE: Oh shit. We were addressing it. Nope. Dave stood up smoothly, "Im going to the bathroom." He was in a dream bubble and he didnt care how bad of an excuse that was but there was no way in hell he was going to also talk about the situation happening in front of him. 02:27:51
(( eridan: this isn't rude i'm trying to teach him how to be a respectable troll [br] mindfang: thats not even close to respect or high class but aight whatever fuck in the kitchen ig 02:29:49
((hes trying to showw karkat wwhat its like to be fish food 02:31:15
(( LMAO 02:31:26
(( what if she did take a picture 02:32:25
(( she has the camera 02:32:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] It was honestly a pretty rare occurrence for Dirk to actually settle in a room filled with people, especially when there was obviously some sort of social event going on. He wasn’t the most social person, usually, although his penchant for rambling could make people think otherwise. “I wasn’t ‘in hiding,’ I was surveying the area. There’s a lot of dangerous people out here.” Dirk took a sip from his cup, shrugging his shoulders. “But I’m fine. Looks like you have a good thing going over here, at least. If there’s anything you need help with outside of general security, let me know, since the security situation is already being handled like a soft, plush rump.” 02:32:47
(( takes picture and hands it to him 02:32:49
((man 02:34:07
(( poor dave 02:35:23
((dave goes to escape one horror just to get jumpscared by his pseudobro existing 02:37:20
DAVE: (( lmao hell go bother someone else 02:37:26
((lol 02:37:28
(( LMAO 02:37:29
(( walks in seeing dirk and roxy chilling goes oh finally more humans 02:37:51
DAVE: (( oh thank fuck mom and bro 02:38:18
((guys you gotta savve me these twwo dudes are basically molesting each other in the corner 02:38:53
((is this dave at a point in the timeline where hes chill w dirk 02:39:20
(( i was having a nice conversation with mindfang and they started touching each other in the no no square 02:39:32
((lmfao 02:39:43
DAVE: (( ye! 02:39:50
DAVE: (( rip the mindfang convo though that was already weird af but hes gonna just block out the last in rp hour 02:40:16
(( lmao 02:40:35
((me too dave 02:40:42
(( its fine she takes no offense 02:40:49
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Yeah, from Karkat’s perspective touching gills was probably pretty similar to touching someone’s nose. People don’t generally go around feeling each other’s noses. But it sort of seemed like maybe he was wrong in that train of thought? He paused when he heard Mindfang speak up from the other side of the kitchen… INTIMATE? No, dude, him and Eridan were very obviously just really good buds. What the hell would give anyone any other ideas? “YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE WE WERE MASHING OUR FACES TOGETHER IN SOME DISGUSTING SNOGFEST. WE OBVIOUSLY WEREN’T DOING ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY INTIMATE, SO I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU EVEN CAME UP WITH THAT INTERPRETATION OF THIS.” 02:45:05
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] OKAY! Okay. That is EVERYONE, INCLUDING the newest arrivals. Wait, does Kankri need to make one for himself? Hmm... he does not think so, that sounds pretentious, not to mention that he has everything he needs- he was startled by Roxy's presence suddenly leaving his side- [i]when did she even get there?[/i] Whatever the case, her walking off made him privy to ANOTHER ENTRANT GOOD LORD WILL HE EVER LEAVE THIS TABLE? HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT SHADED FELLOW IS BEYOND JUST BEING ROXY'S BUDDY! This is tough work, they'd all better be grateful, Kankri went through many pains to specially tailor these gift bags despite it being his first time doing so ever! What would this "Dirk" individual even like? Hm... Screw it. Kankri crafts YET ANOTHER gift bag, rathee quickly, too. Like with every other bag, there were a few items in it, hidden by the party paper he stuffed the bags with. Okay! NOW, he is done. Good work, Vantas! Now then... where did Karkat scamper off to? Make no mistake, Kankri would love to catch up with Roxy, but he can not miss out on conversing with his Crabby Brethren! Off he scuttles, toward the kitchen given where he had last vaguely seen a Karkat-shaped entity wander off to. 02:45:38
DAVE: (( its like a countdown to a bomb. dave lights a candle for you guys. he got the fuck out in time 02:46:28
((oh boy here it comes 02:46:32
((alright eridan time to make out 02:46:42
((OH BOY SMOOCHIN TIME 02:46:50
((catch karkat with the "SHIT. ACTUALLY YEAH MAYBE WE WILL GET INTIMATE" and eridans like wait what 02:47:05
(( LMAO 02:47:40
(( karkat is so mad at her saying that only to do so 02:47:54
(( she's like i told you 02:48:17
((lmfao 02:49:10
(( eridan dumbfounded about it like wait how was she right 02:49:38
((eridan shant complain 02:50:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] This rare occurrence and opportunity was the snacks and drinks that lure’d the elusive strider out, probably but that doesn’t matter she’s happy to see him nonetheless. Ah yes security is one of his favorite pastimes. “sounds like ur doin a fine job already bein security tho i dont think theres a lot of dangerous ppl around right now but u never know ig also r u enjoyin the snacks an stuff?” she did notice kankri had finished his task and wandered off but she’s occupied at the moment. 02:51:46
(( dave can hop in whenever btw 02:51:52
((yeah i can let dave join in before responding if u want 02:52:41
DAVE: (( oh shit yall nice af 02:53:01
DAVE: Dave didnt know where the hell he was going but out of that trainwreck. He passed Kankri on his way out of the kitchen and thanked his lucky stars the man looked to be on a mission that was not after whatever troll shit he had accidentally stepped on. His head perked up when he heard a familiar voice though, "Mom?" He called out as he headed toward the snack table, "Damn and bro. Family get together huh?" He looked up and down the table for any apple juice before taking a seat near them. 02:56:48
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((CAZY 02:57:57
((CRAZY 02:58:00
((OH MY GOD? 02:58:01
(Lappy Fappy 02:58:22
(( not the worst one but still funny 02:58:50
DAVE: (( damn that one was on a mission 02:59:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] “There’s no dangerous people because they don’t get the chance to [i]be[/i] dangerous.” Cue the anime shades gleam. “The spread seems good, but I really just came over here to try the drink.” Dirk shifted his gaze away when he heard a familiar voice, lifting his cup in ways of greeting. “Yeah, we’re about to have a whole family reunion in this bitch. Get the fuckin’ lasagna and roast turkey ready. Don’t forget the pinata. Always gotta have a pinata.” He shifted his weight, pulling up a chair to actually sit down, as well. It’d probably get uncomfortable for everyone to have to look up at him the whole time. 03:06:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] a small sigh at the blatant disregard of basic knowledge from not just karkat but also eridan. Then again they are both young trolls with little experience and understanding of what is considered taboo in a sense. “If you do not care a8out touching sensitive parts of each other's 8odies in pu8lic 8e my guest, I was merely warning you 8oth. Might as well take a picture at this rate, if i ever see scar again he’d pro8a8ly lose his mind.” then karkat chimes in, are they not teaching the young anything anymore are they all just going around doing weird shit in public at all times? “You know what if you really want to 8elieve it’s not like that, i’ll just stay right here and watch. Go ahead, this is getting interesting.” 03:13:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] “thats totally fair cant be danger if ur stopped before becomin the danger” she’d hear someone call her name, it wasn’t hard for her to pinpoint it was one of her many sons. Who had come to join them at the snack table. “ayy glad 2 see u again dave” as dirk went on a spiel about food it was making her hungry, she’d grab a couple of the pigs in a blanket and munch on them. “Dirk u were makin me super hungry tbh all we are missin is rose for the stri-londe family reunion and it would b complete but ik she can get busy with stuff but damn is it good to see my favorite bois so what r u both up to anythin interestin lately?” 03:21:49
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] He quirked a brow, what the hell was she talking about, if anything young trolls learned pretty quickly that if you didn’t pail ASAP the drones would annihilate you. Whatever it doesn’t matter, they’re dead and this is a dream bubble anyway. “me tellin you to take a pic wwasnt an invvitation but wwhatevver i didnt expect you to see that i wwas bein sarcastic” Man it’s like a slap to the face, he was on the cusp of essentially calling her gullible and naive. “wwatch all you wwant too i bet youre just itchin to see some action noww shut your spidertrap wwitch” Eridan turned his attention back to Karkat after that little tirade, can’t a guy just hang out with his bro and vibe without people being so nosey. 03:31:34
(bubz mcdubz 03:32:19
((question is does karkat see kankri coming in and panic kiss eridan in hopes it makes kankri not want to talk to him 03:33:53
((bc like it WOULD be pretty funny 03:34:23
((especially with the timing 03:34:28
(( i love that timing eridan calls her a witch only to get fucking snogged 03:34:56
((mindfang just sitting there looking into the camera like :::| 03:35:27
(( selfie with karkat and eridan snogging in the back 03:35:51
DAVE: Dave went with the flow, "Got to have a pinata. its center piece the thing you swing at instead of your weird uncles face. And a grill going. who knows what fucking shit is gonna slapped on that baby." Agreeing with Roxy cause damn was he even hungrier now, the buffalo mac and cheese had already set him off but now fucking lasagna? He started grabbing some of the finger food, wondering if anything was made with troll grubs. "Yeah, she was doing some stuff with Kanaya again last I saw her." He shrugged and deflected, "Just your normal sick shit, youd expect me to be doing." 03:36:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] As far as Karkat was aware, he wasn’t exactly fondling Eridan in any way. But, once again, he didn’t exactly know much about sea dwellers or their anatomy. So, maybe he was? He didn’t really want to think about it. “LOOK, WE AREN’T GOING TO-” Wait a minute, what is that coming towards the doorway? Oh, hell no. What’s the best way to make it look like he’s too busy to talk? Karkat was visibly panicking, assuming the fight or flight crab stance for a moment before grabbing Eridan’s shirt. “DUDE, SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT I NEED TO LOOK BUSY.” He yanked Eridan down a little, making sure his own back was facing the door so hopefully the cape would obscure who he was, his lips hovering less than a few inches from Eridan’s. “[sub]JUST STAY LIKE THIS FOR A MINUTE.[/sub]” 03:44:42
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(*hand to his shoulder* "craving sushi?" [color=#626262]*melts* 03:46:28
((wwhat the fuck 03:46:39
((u-u 03:46:43
((karkats gonna scream 03:46:48
(Kankri: I don't know how, but in some way, shape, or form this is all YOUR fault *blaming Mindfang* 03:48:44
(( mindfang: what the fuck man i told them not to fondle each other in public 03:49:13
("SILENCE! Your crimes have gone on long enough." *puts a sticky note on her* "A fine for your transgressions, there are more where those come from." 03:51:20
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Oh [i]my god?[/i] Eridan had literally no idea what to do, this was all so sudden, getting pulled by his shirt, him and Karkat being practically an inch apart. I mean, you could cut the tension with a knife. His cheeks flushed completely violet as his expression turned to one of panic, it felt like this was the worst time to do this sort of thing, but he did say he wanted to look busy. So this would be fine right? Whatever, it’s now or never, fish boy. Eridan closed his eyes, leaning into Karkat so their lips would lock, wow this was really happening huh. He didn’t move an inch once their lips touched, but at least now they kind of looked busy? This was so many layers of insane honestly. 03:53:49
((gg anon 03:53:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Man, maybe he should come up with a pinata design to set up somewhere, actually. It would be pretty funny to make it a pumpkin, for old times sake. “Sounds like she’s pretty busy. Maybe she’ll join us if she gets a free moment. Although, it’s not like this dreambubble party is being broadcasted to everyone.” Dirk leaned over to grab a plate and toss a few pigs in a blankets and doritos onto it before settling back into his seat. “Same here. I made a few new Brobots just in case and they all share a link, so it makes for easier surveillance. There shouldn’t be even a single dream beast capable of getting into this place.” 03:56:39
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] “well im glad ur both chillin an yea ik that girl is always busy ill have 2 let her know next time” they are onto something, a pinata is a great idea. “tbh a pumpkin pinata actually sounds fantastical like i think we should turn that into an actual thing but ill do that later” speaking of brobots she wonders if the wild one she encountered is around. “its good 2 know we r safe not that we cant handle it ourselves but sometimes u just wanna relax but yea im p sure that rogue wild brobot is chillin somewhere around here havent seen him for months” 04:07:12
DAVE: (( imma head to bed lmao dave is waking upppppppp while i crash down 04:10:15
(( all good 04:10:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] Don’t worry Roxy, he is watching. He’s in the trees. Watching. 04:10:26
((gnn 04:10:28
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Crabby Crabby CRABXEN FREE! Kankri had finally entered the kitchen in all his crab-printed footty pajamas glory, but he soon freezes in the doorway, almost stumbling over his own feet at the sight laid out before him-- [i]what is going on HERE?[/i] Kankri by no means is going to tell Karkat who he can and cannot engage in any number of relations or even paltry affections with, bUT GOODNESS! SO FLAGRANTLY? AND WITH A FRONT ROW AUDIENCE OF THE PLUNDERING CERULEAN!? What unusual behavior from Karkat, he must have been overcome with desire- even so, Kankri couldn't allow such a thing to progress further. Excessive PDA needed to be halted! His face slightly reddended, having a big soft spot for Karkat meant he didn't wish to go ALL IN on the poor lad..[br] [br]"A-Ahem! Greetings, Karkat! Y9unger Amp9ra-" he gives Mindfang a side eye, even with a face slightly dusted in red, he could still slightly grimace at the Marquise, a minor bit of disdain in his voice, "-and [i]y9u[/i] as well, I supp9se.. N9t t9 interrupt y9ur current state 9f affairs, 6ut if y9ur really MUST 6e s9 physical with 9ne an9ther, might I suggest a much m9re private area? M9re 9ver-" he turns to Mindfang fully, why is she sitting on the floor, anyways? "-isn't it a little [i]crass[/i] t9 9gle? Y9u sh9uld kn9w 6etter than t9 just all9w such shenanigans t9 transpire!"[br] [br] 04:12:27
"Had I 6een s9me 9ther rand9m party-faring participant, I c9uld have triggered int9 incapacitati9n at such a sh9cking sight, y9u [i]are[/i] an adult aren't y9u? Y9u c9uld stand t9 chaper9ne at least t9 s9me miniscule degree." 04:12:30
(tl;dr "Mindfang, you stupid bitch-" 04:13:00
(( mindfang pissed 04:28:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Dirk nodded in agreement. “I’ll sort that out, so don’t worry about it too much. Seems like you have a little more going on than I do, anyhow.” He paused for a moment to eat a pig in a blanket before responding again. “Yeah, he’s still been hovering nearby. I still have access to his system, more-or-less, so I can at least track him and send emergency commands when needed. If he causes too much trouble, I’ll take care of him, so just let me know. I’m probably more well-versed than anyone when it comes to taking down killer robots.” That is to say, robots built for fighting and set to kill-mode. He watched Dave disappear, presumably waking up. Not a completely foreign experience. It probably wouldn’t be long before he showed up again, anyhow. “But, yeah, just let me know if something happens.” 04:28:23
("look at you, grown ass woman... watching my lil bro makeout with his friend. Does the shame center in your pan not work anymore???" 04:29:13
(( girl about to lose it on kankri 04:30:07
((help 04:30:15
(forces him to dress as a pretty princess 04:31:05
(( mindfang loses her shit > fine if you think this is fine to do in public i'll do it too 04:32:44
(Mindfang Crashout pending 04:33:48
(( mindfang crashout 04:48:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] She did not even have to say I told you so, the writing was on the wall right in front of her, pulling her new camera out leaning over with a blank expression and taking about 4 pictures of her, with karkat and eridan snogging. She’d save the other three pictures for later use, keeping just a single one to share with the class if they try to backtrack on the prior conversation. Then she heard him, kankri. Ugh her day just got worse suddenly. A loud exasperated groan as he starts his lecture session not even looking at him just yet, in hopes he just leaves. Lady luck had betrayed her as kankri had gotten closer to her and started to outright lecture her, she actually tried warning them prior and now she’s the one getting lectured!!!!!!!! Her entire body language had suddenly changed, she is actually quite agitated. [br] [br] 04:52:28
[color=#005682]the moment kankri stopped talking, she’d turn and look at him with disdain and her own dead eyes fixed to his own. Her tone is way too calm for the amount of built up anger she’s acquiring. “You really 8elieve i had something to do with this? I warned them, but they did not listen unless you’d like me to force them too with my a8ilities, I have no reason to stop them. I am not there lusus. Furthermore, just 8ecause you deem me the cause doesn’t make me the cause. 8ut of course lets play the 8lame game or 8etter yet i make a reason for the 8lame right this moment.” She was a pirate of her word, she was going to give them a reason to blame her for something. She’d grab kankri’s arm and pull him closer to her. Leaning towards him grazing her lips over his, whilst taking her free hand and grabbing one of his horns starting to glide her thumb against the base of his horn. “Now you may 8lame me for something.” she’d then pull her face away from him in an abrupt stop freeing his arm and letting go of his horn. 04:52:30
(( ya good now 04:52:36
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(ò_ó i didnt read it yet but i can already tell bro is in trouble, this is so unfair, he is JUST a little guy 04:56:13
(( LMAO 04:56:35
(( she was like fine if you're going to throw blackrom shade at me all the time i'll just bully you and see how you like it stupid red man 04:57:13
(<:U SHE CANT DO THAT, MEULIN AND KURLOZ WILL BEAT HIS ASS LATER- 04:57:50
(( in front of his fucking descendant too just to add to the burning 04:57:56
((OH MY GOD BRO 04:58:04
((THEYRE FUCKIN!!!!!!!!!!!! 04:58:09
(( girl isn't actively trying to fuck kankri. she's just really petty and mad at him 04:58:26
(( LMAO 04:58:32
((hatefuck......... 04:58:35
((HAHA 04:58:38
(( karkat and eridan stop snogging to see them and both are actually really fucking confused 04:59:02
("AVERT YOYR EYES KARKAT, I AM INDECENT" [color=#626262]:trollstand: 04:59:08
(( LMAO 04:59:13
((IM DEADDDD 04:59:18
(Karkat is just that one Ren & Stimpy frame of bro sitting up in bed like [color=#626262]"oh my god the Roxy Rumors were true-" 04:59:53
(( meulin and kurloz are just like wow you fucked up 05:00:05
("That was NOT what it looked like-" [color=#038033]"Nyaawwwww, we know, we know... Purrloz, get... THE BOO BOX!"[/color] [color=purple]*Triple Thumbs Up*[/color] "NONONONO- WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT-" 05:07:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] “thnx that helps a lot actually an yea i do have some things going on but really the biggest thin was clearin everythin up with everyone back home which dw i fixed it they arent worried about ur disappearance anymore” she wasnt actually that worried about the rogue brobot he was kinda like a lost dog who wanted companionship and to fight people. “tbh i havent had 2 many other problems with him i kinda think its sweet he wants 2 protect me ik its in his program but i think it will b fine but i will let u know if somethins wrong with him but for now hes chill im p sure hes just lonely idk if thats how ur brobots work but it feels like it” she shrugs not sure as to why the brobot would be lonely but youknow how roxy is. 05:07:58
(( honestly i don't think they would full on punish him for something he had no full control over atleast meulin wouldn't 05:08:32
(( she'd be like bruh that kinda sucks but also kinda funny 05:08:44
(( whacks him with the rubber baton 05:09:14