(( LMAO DIRK STOP-- )) 06:06:54
((LMFAOO 06:06:59
(( LMAO 06:07:00
((flirts with self psychically on god 06:07:26
(( dirk: damn why am i so hot 06:07:40
((we have strong more or less burly dirk and then dirk: the burliest 06:08:15
(( LMFAOOOOO-- )) 06:08:51
((dirk so distracted he forgot to acknowledge mindfang oops 06:11:19
(( it's fine 06:11:28
(( she understands he's talking to himself 06:11:37
((schizo dirk 06:11:44
((read that as schizo dick 06:14:48
(( LMAO 06:14:56
((huh 06:15:57
(same difference 06:16:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] [color=#000000]~You just made it worse. I kind of want to take a bite out of this guy already. His confusion is so cute.~[/color][br] [br]The Prince takes one more hit of that cig before he brings up a hand to pluck the cig out and hold it between his gloved digits for now. Fingerless, that is. As is on brand for them. And unlike other Dirks, this one doesn't hesitate to laugh, either. Sounds so warm and rich, colored like amber. He has less hang-ups in that regard. Though... it doesn't happen very often, either. It's like catching sunlight bouncing off a blade. Sharp, fleeting, startlingly beautiful. That's this guy right here. The peanut gallery's funny too. [color=#f2a400]"If you have questions, you may ask them. I don't mind answering."[/color] He'll lean into Dirk's personal bubble a little more. Seeing one another in the reflection of their shades bounced right back. He lowers his tone, [color=#f2a400]"[i]('Burly charm'-- don't be so endearing. Mn... between you and me though, you'd benefit from learning about our differences directly. Hands on is the best approach, you'd agree. I could certainly show you, one on one.)[/i]"[/color] 06:21:18
(( Fellas, is it gay to kiss yourself? )) 06:22:17
((nawwwwww 06:22:36
(( nah because roxy played with her alts tits 06:23:20
(( they made the boobies kiss 06:23:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] [color=#000000]~Now, why does that genuinely not surprise me?~[/color] 06:23:49
(( also karkat gonna blip from existance 06:24:11
((oops mb forgot 06:24:56
(( thank you 06:25:02
((got so distracted with dirk psychically hitting on himself 06:25:15
(( fair 06:25:28
(( LMAO?! )) 06:25:37
(( roxy in karkat purgatory until he passes out 06:25:50
((another vvictim to the crab scenelock 06:26:08
(( LMAO 06:26:12
(( CRAB SCENELOCK IS CRAZY... )) 06:26:22
((MY BAD DAMN 06:26:23
(( worse case she leaves him to the wilds 06:26:24
(( LMFAOOOOO )) 06:26:31
(( he'll be fine 06:26:34
((ITS BEEN NEARLY 3 DAYS THAT I WWAS IN SCENELOCK 06:26:38
(( DO YOU HAVE FOOD AND WATER?? )) 06:26:48
((wwere out noww 06:26:53
((but to answwer your question no 06:27:00
(( Oh okay cool-- HAHA?! )) 06:27:05
(( eridan was surviving off spite alone 06:27:06
((spite and agonizing hunger 06:27:27
((I MEAN YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID KARKAT WOKE UP AND FUCKED OFF IF U WANTED TO DO SOMETHING 06:27:40
((DIE 06:27:46
(( LMAO 06:27:48
((i HOPE YOU DIE 06:27:52
((u know maybe i will 06:27:52
(( i am wheezing 06:27:55
((yknoww wwhat good 06:27:56
((i hope it hurts 06:28:03
(( Not until after the Dirklings make out excuse you. )) 06:28:14
((lol? 06:28:18
(( roxy needs to see this 06:28:30
(( and pass out 06:28:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] [color=#000000]~I agree, don't die until I at least get past first base.~[/color] 06:28:52
(( LMAO 06:28:59
((:0 06:29:15
(( insert self into self :) 06:29:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] [color=#000000]~Oh I'll be inserting something for sure.~[/color] 06:30:29
(( meulin is actively going to be like (^･//･^) damn he got the hots for himself lets write that down 06:30:32
(( mindfang watching the dirks make out and is unsure what to do with this information and whether or not she should actively be watching this while drunk 06:32:06
((the wworld is spinning and shes wwatching twwo gays make out 06:32:29
(( she knows dirk is related to dave and seeing them makeout with themselves is going to be confusing lmao 06:32:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Considering all the emotional turmoil and how long it felt like he’d been asleep, he probably wouldn’t be around much longer. But he could at least appreciate being able to spend the last minute or so in a less chaotic situation. He did briefly consider screaming, but it feels less fulfilling if someone gives you permission to do that. So, instead, he was just going to keep trying to catch his breath. How the fuck does he have to catch his breath when he’s sleeping? This is such bullshit. “YEAH. UH. THANKS.” There was a long pause before he spoke up again, trying to clear his head. He considered apologizing, but he very obviously wasn’t causing the biggest scene in the room, so it felt pointless to do that. Karkat blinked a few times, realizing it was starting to feel like he was waking up. Well, at least he got a few SECONDS to calm down. “WELL, I HOPE THIS WHOLE SHITSHOW GOES SOMEWHERE FOR YOU GUYS, I GUESS? BUT I HOPE I DON’T END UP BACK HERE ANYTIME SOON.” And within a few seconds of saying that, he poofed out. Good night, Karkat. (And that is to say good morning, because they’re nocturnal.) 06:33:06
Dave|Darkleer|Vriska|Damara|Nepeta|Dirk [] joined chat. ~~ 989 ~~ 06:42:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she’s happy to help the best she can, though it was more or less a suggestion than permission. “no probs” it wasn’t really for oxygen more for calm but then again she’s physically there so she does have to breath even if its in the bubbles, when karkat started to show visible signs of waking up she knew he wouldn’t be here for much longer, it was a little sad his experience here made him not feel the need to come back anytime soon but it was understandable. “thanx i think an i hope u feel better when u wake up” with that he had disappeared, knowing full well he wouldn’t answer back and had woken up. Deciding to walk back inside and finally walk back into the party area. Looking at the turnout besides eridan wandering off and karkat leaving it was still pretty good, mindfang had come back and it looked like dirk was having a nice chat with what seems to be another version of him. All was well for the lalonde for this moment, deciding to grab some of the rainbow punch and sip on it. 06:43:37
(( MINDFANG WATCHING DIRK MAKEOUT GOING DOWN WOULD BE SO FUNNY TO ME-- )) 06:43:59
(( she is absolutely sloshed and just standing there trying to figure out the differences between the one she was just talking to and the new one 06:45:15
(( she's like ok one of them is obviously taller and has a different hair cut- 06:45:44
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] His countenance spiked almost immediately, red beginning to flourish in his cheeks as Latula's quieted words slithered into his auditory perception amidst the chaos of the music and the arguing and the not-arguing. Somehow, the message reached, and Kankri furrowed his brows, a little pout showing on his mostly neutral expression, "That is [i]n9t[/i] what I meant and y9u kn9w it 6ut..." He gave pause for a second, if one were to stare hard enough at his forehead—and have a rather good visual imagination—they could practically see the loading screen spiral about as if he were at a loss for words. Perhaps he was simply debating with himself- or [i]maybe[/i] Miss Pyrope had tripped him up into ALMOST committing to an innuendo that he managed to catch before uttering.. whatever the case, he shook his head lightly, before continuing to speak, the feverish glow everpresent, "-6ut nevertheless, I thank y9u f9r 6eing s9 amica6le t9wards my request. This is my first time helping 9rchestrate festivities f9r the masses t9 partake in and I w9uld rather keep everything m9re sterile and universally delightful. May6e we can partake in a m9re specially tail9red event t9gether afterward? 9h, right, we were meant t9 have a 'w9rk9ut' sessi9n with R9xy, that c9uld 6e quite enj9ya6le, right?" Exercising is not his forte, but he DID say he'd try it and Kankri is a troll of his word. 06:45:46
(( Mindfang the hair texture alone on this one-- and he's (probably?) a few inches taller. )) 06:45:50
(( LOL )) 06:45:56
(( yea 06:45:58
(( Mindfang please... )) 06:46:11
(( You just wait until inevitable Dave on Dave action. )) 06:46:28
(( mindfang losing her mind 06:46:43
(( Vriska: Whatever happened to shame? )) 06:47:01
(( mindfang: why is everyone trying to pail with themselves suddenly what 06:47:27
(( is it a human thing???? 06:47:35
(( No it's a mentally ill thing-- )) 06:47:51
(( Okay maybe not on Dirk's part he has his reasons actually. )) 06:48:13
(( mindfang: ohh that makes more sense 06:48:20
(( lmao 06:48:24
(( My Dirk that is, idk about other Dirk maybe he just thinks his alternate self is actually hot which.......... yeah I'd do the same bro. )) 06:48:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] You know, maybe Roxy was right. [color=#FF6FF2]’only bros throwin it back for the sweaty guy abs hanky panky for the wanky,’[/color] indeed. But enough of that, Dirk was already starting to feel increasingly more embarrassed by the second. His cheeks had a very faint blush on them as he lifted a hand to create some form of barrier between him and this other Dirk. He [i]was[/i] still trying to calm down from all the party chaos, after all. Especially the fiasco with Mindfang where he thought she was going to kiss him and then Roxy inadvertently airing out his sexuality to the whole veil. He wasn’t upset about it. It was actually quite funny. “Uh, right. Actually, I do have questions, but I don’t think they are in regards to what kind of physical maneuvers you’re capable of or whatever disparities our bodies might have.” At least, not right now. Maybe later. “You’re able to hear my thoughts. Is that a power we’re all supposed to acquire, or did something happen in your timeline that caused you to gain that specific talent?” The best he could come up with would be potentially merging himself with Hal, but even then that wouldn’t make sense. Then he would also have to have some kind of cybernetic brain attachment in order for them to link, so that answer was out of the question. 06:49:02
(( dirk got his hand held by mindfang for a solid 2 minutes and went into :( mode now he's throwin it back for himself 06:49:43
((HES ACTIVELY AVOIIDING THROWING IT BACK FOR HIMSELF HELP 06:50:00
(bro's getting lit 06:50:03
(( LMAO 06:50:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] [color=#000000]~I want him. Carnally.~[/color] 06:50:27
(( ZERO chill help-- )) 06:50:43
(( first dirk gets buttblasted by darkleer now his hot self wants some of his own ass someone help him 06:51:48
((HAHDHSA 06:52:00
(( save that man from himself 06:52:14
(("darkleer come back i want my own ass. i mean like, not me me but like another me- fuck it" 06:52:20
(( LMAOA 06:52:28
(( LMFAOOOOO )) 06:52:30
("damn- why are you so loose-" 06:52:47
(( darkleer comes back just ends up talking with mindfang and staring at the dirks 06:52:52
((HHEKP 06:52:53
(( Fuck that he's gonna go get him some wtf-- )) 06:53:08
((dirk gonna hit that one emoji where its wide eyed abd blushing but its like expanded 06:53:12
(( LMAO 06:53:18
(( LMAO )) 06:53:20
(omega flushed 06:53:25
((yeah that one 06:53:28
((im bad at remembering names 06:53:35
((75 foot clown type beat 06:53:59
(( All it would take is Darkleer having (1) gay thought about Dirk for my Dirk to be like: Hold on. I can make this a two for one special combo. )) 06:54:12
((LMFAO 06:54:21
(( mindfang passes out 06:54:28
((6'4 dirk stuck in the hot sweaty middle 06:54:36
((sticks only gang real 06:54:44
(( lmao mindfang is like what have you gotten yourself into darkleer 06:55:02
(( mindfang: be careful darkleer the striders are crazy 06:55:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] [color=#000000]~Give me the horse. We'll make the beefiest sandwich known to mankind.~[/color] 06:55:28
((HELP 06:55:32
(( Darkleer: ... well, I suppose I might be developing a type. )) 06:56:06
((its ok my type is also strider on god 06:56:26
(( mindfang: i have too, don't worry. 06:56:41
(Type: Double O (Orange Orifice) 06:56:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Darkleer: Dirkse%ual will become my new 'orientation'-- )) 06:57:03
(( mindfang: Red is my new favorite color 06:57:59
((wwheres the porn hury up 06:58:08
((hurry 06:58:11
((HELP? 06:58:15
(( LMAO ?!!?!?!? )) 06:58:19
(( stop rushing it, it take time to perfect 06:58:27
((i demand sloppy makeouts 06:58:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/sufferer-dMVZxvY][color=#626262]♋:[/url][color=#626262] ((my wriggler it is time for you to rest because WHAT THE FUCK) 06:58:47
((i demand it 06:59:07
(( i mean i want to watch two hot guys making out but you gotta give it time to cook 06:59:22
((naww i wwant it raww 06:59:59
((like it should be 07:00:02
(( please i beg you my body can't take no more 07:00:17
(( i am dying from laughter 07:00:27
((HIS ASS 07:00:30
((all good things come in big packages and i wwant it right noww. RAWW. 07:00:58
(( you think brobot got a dump truck too 07:01:00
(( Real talk how will Dirk handle Big Dirk and Darkleer ngl... )) 07:01:06
((i think he's gonna have to go outside and fight some robots to clear his head 07:01:24
(( lmao 07:01:32
(( LMAO?! )) 07:01:34
((if by fight you mean fuck go ahead 07:01:35
((bruh 07:01:39
(( he's like why is an older alive version of me interested in me i gotta go kill brb 07:02:04
(Initiate Brotocol 100 *unzips* 07:02:37
(( LMAO NO 07:02:43
((NOOO AHHAHA 07:02:54
((:0 07:03:05
((brotocol "run a train on that ass" 07:03:21
((as he should 07:03:36
(( i love how you came in here just ready to be unhinged pine 07:04:05
((wwaiter wwaiter more brobot trains!!! 07:04:07
(( love it 07:04:10
(( Expect the unexpected. )) 07:04:21
((as they should 07:04:27
(( Last thing anyone was probably ready for tbh... )) 07:04:39
(( Smacks Dirk on the back. This guy's a piece of work. )) 07:04:56
(( mindfang probably going to be like do i ask dave about this or keep this shit to myself when i see him 07:05:01
(( DO. NOT. TELL. DAVE. )) 07:05:14
(Tell Dave. Initiate Davetocol 77 07:05:33
(( Or do. And see what happens. :3c )) 07:05:37
(( mindfang is just gonna be happy to see him 07:05:47
(( when he shows up 07:05:59
((dave walks in just to watch his normal brother make out with her alt albino brother 07:06:04
((🧍♂️ 07:06:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] [color=#000000]~Snitching on me? Is it so wrong to kiss myself? His blush is so cute.~[/color] 07:06:42
((the livving room is gonna turn into its owwn sex dungeon 07:06:47
(( THE STANDING GUY EMOJI HELP 07:06:51
(( no 07:06:53
((LMFAOO 07:06:58
(( don't let meulins dreams become a reality 07:07:06
(no longer just a chill guy :v 07:07:08
((wwhy dont you wwant to see her happy 07:07:15
((wwhats wwrong wwith you 07:07:19
((roxy and latula met before right 07:07:26
((i cant remember 07:07:31
(( yes 07:07:31
(yeah :v you dont remember? 07:07:40
((ok i thought so im pretty sure she wanted to come up w a nickname for her 07:07:42
(( yee 07:07:48
((calling her crack rox 07:07:56
((bro i can barely remember what happened or if it happened a month ago or today 07:07:56
(Roxy was like "ahaha... seggsual tension, so cool hahaha" 07:08:04
(( roxy the only one not getting anything watching everyone snog on each other 07:08:25
(( Idk this Dirk's Roxy would cha cha real smooth into Roxy's DMs )) 07:08:59
(( LMAO 07:09:15
((slip n slide 07:10:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] True, she knew very well that wasn’t what Kankri meant even if it was very easy to take it that way. He wasn’t the type to insinuate anything so salacious out in the open. It would have been REALLY funny if Kankri actually committed to the bit, though. But the more he said, the harder it was to [i]not[/i] take it inappropriately. “H3h. #lolz” It was difficult to completely hold back her laughter. Specially tailored event? Come [i]on.[/i] AND mentioning their workout? Latula angled her gaze towards Roxy as she walked back into the room, letting out a hum. “dont worry kk 1ll h4ndl3 th3 pl4nn1ng for our 3xt3nd3d workoutz. #>8P” She poked her tongue out again for extra effect, to really drill in the point that she was still teasing him a bit. “1 th1nk h4v1ng 4noth3r r4dgrl 1nvolv3d w1ll r34lly 4mp th1ngz up! YOOOOOO POPROX!!!! G3T OV3R H3R3!” Latula shouted across the room, waving a hand up in the air to flag down Roxy and wave her over. 07:11:08
(( dave finding out about this later like yea my universe has a lot of mental illness sorry about that 07:11:12
(( lmao 07:11:15
(( Dave: i thought i was hella fucked up but like the strilonde genetics dictate that were just perpetually fucked 07:11:47
(( LMAO 07:11:57
(( "universal constant or whatever" 07:12:04
(( "you guys are making rose look normal" 07:12:18
(( this just happens sometimes don't worry about it 07:12:23
(( lmao 07:12:30
(u-u we cant have that, we have to make rose look like a tweaker at all times) 07:12:35
(( Rose: I would kiss the horrorterror version of myself. 07:12:55