[color=#000000]~Vantas.~ 02:41:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( MAN.. 02:41:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( MAAAAAAAAAN.... 02:41:16
((classic case of latula being way too rough and at least mildly injuring someone bc shes excited 02:41:19
(uvu she paid for it last time 02:44:33
(tore that pussy UP ùVú 02:44:50
((literally 02:44:54
(to which karma brought it around and Kurloz tore HIS bussy up, but we dont talk about that- 02:45:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she shall assume he was combing through all the sound recordings of everyone to find the answer he specifically wanted even though it was taking him a while she was pretty patient despite still being soggy, then after a little bit more waiting he finally answered. Stamp of approval, good enough for her. She’d start by tossing the wet hat and cat ears on the floor next to her because honestly she just did not want to hold them much longer, after that was done, the lalonde would start by unbuttoning the top of her shirt and taking it off tossing that on top of the hat and cat ears. Despite her best efforts it seemed the water had also gotten on her bra, damn that's rough. Deciding to take that off too immediately, tossing it onto the new laundry pile on the floor. [br] [br] After that was done, the lalonde would finally dream up a towel and use it to dry herself off and her hair. Man it was a pain in the ass to dry your hair after it got soaked, though the towel helps enough. “idk exactly what id need help with tbh besides ig waitin for stuff 2 dry if u have any ideas lmk tho” still taking her time to dry off a little more, she hopes next time he doesn’t drench a towel in water like that but she guesses she’ll just teach him how to do it if he wanted to learn. 02:45:14
((brobots gonna blow up 02:46:04
(( NO 02:46:10
((not literally 02:46:13
(( lmao 02:46:17
((that would be funny tho lowkey 02:46:26
(( it would be funny and tragic at the same time but no please 02:46:39
[color=#000000]~All I'm saying is he has no mouth but still has functioning hands.~ 02:46:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( BRO 02:46:57
((THEYRE METAL 02:47:01
[color=#000000]~The metal's smooth. Just be fucking gentle.~ 02:47:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( HELP 02:47:18
((💀 02:47:22
[color=#000000]~I'll add an overlay of synthetic silicone panels don't worry.~ 02:47:54
((wwhen are wwe getting out the motor oil and wwd40 02:48:04
(( LORD 02:48:14
[color=#000000]~You keep that shit away from my metal me.~ 02:48:24
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] He gives Roxy[i]—and ONLY Roxy—[/i] a courtesy wave of farewell. Once she and that [i]ductile DUMMY[/i] have fully left the room, Kankri's minor disgust is finally allowed to be let out, his armor rattling as he trembled in place for a good 3 seconds, a shaky sigh funneling from him. He looked at his moistened hand-- Ugh, wiping it on his armor would only prove fruitless, and annoying giving it'd probably make a squeaky noise reminiscent of smudging over glass with a towel. Eugh, no. He wants NONE OF IT. So... Knightkri is stuck with a damp hand.. hooray... a fair maiden's token some may say. Wait, isn't Maiden's Token meant to be good favor for... nevermind, not going in to the rabbit hole. Especially since Kankri is not a history buff, he could be completely wrong about the meaning. Why's he thinking about maiden tokens again?- AH! Yes. His hand. It is wet from Roxy's hair. Guh.... what is he gonna do.... he uses his left hand to pap his helm's visor down yet again. Oh look, Latula- and... him? Again? Gracious, where has all of this other variants been coming from? Well, they appear to be having a nice moment, so Knightkri is not going to intervene- not quite ready to confront himself-- [i]in more ways than one.[/i] 02:52:51
KANKRI: He wasn't sure what he was expecting when Latula said 'if it makes you feel better', but it certainly wasn't [i]that[/i]. He blinks a couple times as his back seems to stiffen up, then his face burned red. It was noticeable now that he was flustered, and if he were wearing his turtleneck he'd be trying to hide into it like a hermit crab and its shell. "You... do? Really?" He asked quietly, as if he were nearly lost for words.[br][i][/i][br]Her moving on helped him in a way, he didn't have to figure out how to awkwardly compliment her back! "Are you picky about your textures? Respectfully speaking I know about your nose issue, but I'm unaware if you have any tastebud issues for tactile sensations. I'd like for you to enjoy what I make but I won't be able to taste it like you will." He's rambling a little as she gets close... very close. Front to front, emanating a shy warmth as his hands now lay flat on her back. It was more of a hug now, really. 02:55:51
KANKRI: ((oops, wall of red 02:56:02
(( all good lmao 02:56:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] At first, Brobot didn’t really react much. There was no real way for him to react, though. But when she got down to her bra, he felt something in his circuitry. Something he wasn’t supposed to feel. And then she took that off, too. It felt like he could short circuit. In fact, the strange sensation was nearly enough to make him pull his atomic heart from his chest. Thankfully, he didn’t do that. Although, the sound of his metal heart clanging against the inside of his chassis could very well be enough for it to disconnect itself without him having to pull it out forcefully.[br] [br] Realistically, there was no way for him to help. What could a robot do for a human in this situation? No matter how many battle simulations he ran through in his head, there were no answers. Not to that, or this sensation in his chest. But after a pause, something seemed to click. “[color=#FF6FF2]need help[/color] [sup]*static*[/sup] [color=#F2A400]want[/color] [color=#FF6FF2]you[/color] [sup]*static[/sup] [color=#005682]please?[/color]” 02:57:00
KANKRI: ((not me hearing the metal pipe sfx 02:57:59
((JHELP 02:58:04
((yeah 02:58:08
((LMAO 02:58:10
[color=#000000]~I want to narratively usher him through the beauty of romance and all it encompasses SO bad.~ 02:58:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( haha nerd 02:58:49
[color=#000000]~When I *GET* you.~ 02:58:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] ((ohshit 02:59:03
(Overrated, teach him VENGEANCE 02:59:14
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(( 'need help want you please' is such a funny sentence 02:59:18
((hes trying his best 02:59:23
(( i know 02:59:27
(( its just funny 02:59:30
[color=#000000]~He's trying his best and I'm horrifically endeared. I'm on team Brobot.~ 02:59:43
((god 02:59:56
[color=#000000]~Is it safe to say Dirk and Darkleer are passed out at my place, Bones? I'll eventually return them. Probably together, in Dirk's workshop.~ 03:01:37
((yeah probably 03:01:52
(in Dirk's bootyshop of horrors 03:02:19
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(:v nani 03:08:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] She doesn’t need him exploding or tearing his heart out, that would cause her so much distress glad he did not decide to do that, with the room mostly quiet besides mundane noise it was very easy to pinpoint the new noise of clanging? Not that it was a big deal more of concern if anything. Lets ignore the noise for now, she can always ask about it later. The lalonde feeling as dry as you can get with a towel, when he finally answered. She had to think about what he said for just a moment. “huh wdym u need help an want me? do u need repairs cus i cant repair u” she’s a little confused but her heart is in the right place asking a valid question. 03:09:02
((omg hiko 03:09:36
((( welcomeback hikiko brobot is trying to rizz 03:10:00
KANKRI: ((rizzbot 03:10:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] ((Botbrobots, trans form and rizz out. 03:10:51
(( LMAO 03:11:07
(oooo oooo aahhh errrr aahhh 03:11:45
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Seeing him get [i]even more[/i] clearly flustered, it was difficult not to try to rile him up further, but for now she would give him a bit of a rest. Although, that respite would likely not last long, considering she was starting to feel even more clingy. She gave a little nod of confirmation, unable to stop herself from giggling a little from how cute he was when he was acting so shy.[br] [br] “h3h3h. nop3! 1 m34n m4yb3 4nyth1ng 4s long 4s 1t 1snt too ch3wy?” Having to chew something for a long time when you can barely taste it is almost agonizing. “4s1d3 from t3xtur3z 1 c4n t4st3 th1ngz b3tt3r 1f th3yr3 l1k3... yknow th3 whol3 f1v3 b4s1c fl4vorz?” Although her sense of taste is, as the name implies, very basic. She only tastes the most rudimentary versions of the flavor profiles. It was getting harder to focus on the conversation at hand, at this point just wanting to focus on cuddling her body closer into his. Her arms shifted, properly wrapping around his shoulders so that she could hold him closer to herself. It was a bit of a tight squeeze, but she was pleased being like this. He wouldn’t be able to see it, thanks to her shades, but she was giving cursory glances towards his lips much more frequently now. Granted, the fact that her face was inching closer to his likely disregarded any secrecy her sunglasses may have provided in that respect. 03:15:24
[color=#000000]~Please god let me help him rizz.~ 03:16:13
(( he can do it on his own 03:16:49
(( i believe in him 03:16:54
[color=#000000]~I'm charmed regardless.~ 03:17:17
((clank clank clank clank crunch 03:18:20
(>:v how the hell is there a crunch 03:22:15
((no more oenis 03:22:32
(so Roxy just has an adamantium cooter? :v 03:23:11
pipefan413: GOODNESS 03:23:12
((yurr 03:23:21
(>:U ERIDAN WAS TRYING TO GET KANKRI KILLED WITH HIS SHIT ADVICE 03:23:25
((LOL 03:23:37
pipefan413: THE NOTION OF MISTER AMPORA TRYING IS HUMOROUS. 03:23:56
((:3 03:24:09
(( LMAO 03:24:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] "And you...are welcome. To help yourself to whatever you so desire. I won't judge. Merely observe. What you choose to do is no more reflective of the person you are than your morning breakfast rituals, nor the nuptials one makes to a break from a routine, divorced of sound rhyme or reason." Rose paused for a moment, her heart racing at the slightest depression of skin contact, dampened only by her heightened state of delirium at having another in the Lalonde estate besides her mother. Nothing to further investigate there. Simply a meaningless meandering in the rebellious act of a youth in harmony with the cravings that rolled in from the dark recesses of her mine like a fogbank. It muddied all accountability, clouded against right and wrong, and before she knew it, Rose's soft serene look of absentminded ataraxia morphed into mischievous longing. [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] "Unless..." [br] [br] [url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] She let the phrase hang in the air idly for a moment, gingerly pinching a loch of her hair and running it between her fingers with the slickness of glittering coin. Her golden blonde hair ran just as swiftly, smoothly compressed into itself with fluidlike motion matched only by the swiftness with which her hand grappled Damara's inner thigh, smoothing just shy of her buttocks... 03:25:55
(ò-ó [color=#6a006a]"you two could be so much more"[/color] he says, [color=#6a006a]:you needta get in there and figure shit our"[/color] he says. Meanwhile, this whole time, Roxy has vibranium coochie, WHY WAS HE TRYING TO KILL HIM >:U 03:26:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9ZUxmpu][u][color=#626262]Rose:[/u][/color][/url] "Perhaps you are the sort to prefer to be sorted through...than to be left with your hands full sifting for what you want. How long has it been since last you were wanted, rather than wanting?" 03:26:20
((oop 03:26:33
((anywway i get to retreat to vvrchat wwhere i can wwatch from afar and comment occassionally 03:27:07
((Nothing says you can't play too, wizard boy. 03:27:28
KANKRI: ((no... mine virgin lips... 03:27:39
(( >:3c 03:27:50
((wwoah hello 03:27:55
((i sit back dowwn and see this 03:28:02
(( i snorted 03:28:12
(ûvû go on, get in there, distract the ram while i escape 03:28:55
((help? 03:30:13
((also come back from the bathroom to see one of my hairs sticking straight out 03:30:33
(:v whaaaaat? What would you need HELP for? Its just a Demonness- i mean, Damara :V 03:30:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] He wasn’t really sure how to answer that. In fact, he wasn’t even entirely sure what he meant, to begin with. To answer the part of whether or not he needed repairs, he decided to run a system scan, loading symbols appearing on his screens. “SYSTEM SCANNING. . . CORE SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL. ABNORMALITY IN DRIVE::HARD DETECTED. CLEARANCE REQUIRED.” Well, that was something, for sure. The loading sign disappeared, his hand lifting to rest over his shaking chassis. He stood there for a moment before walking closer to her, holding his hand out and hesitating before it even got anywhere near her. “[color=#008141]I want to[/color] [sup]*static*[/sup] [color=#F2A400]feel[/color] [color=#FF6FF2]you[/color] . . . REQUESTING NECESSARY PERMISSIONS.” 03:31:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( [i]Boo.[/i] 03:31:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( 0_0 03:31:31
(ŏ_ŏ... You should definitely get in there Eridan, it so safe I swear. 03:32:13
((im scared 03:32:26
((roxy boutta be like "hold up i feel like u just said something reall important though-" 03:33:08
(( roxy thinking like bruh he needs help and then he just is like nah lets ignore that 03:33:52
((literally 03:33:57
(ò_ó YOU'RR SCARED- ùVú i mean, there is nothing to fear, Damara is.... Damara! So get in there ûvû it will look good on your resumé 03:34:41
((damara is scary 03:36:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( 0v0 03:36:53
((yeah 03:37:47
(ŏ_ŏ n....nah, gang, what are you talking abour? ``òvó what are you? Some sorta BITCH? go on! Get in there! 03:38:07
((sorry im too busy being eridan in vvr 03:38:59
(>:U YOU GET BACK HERE, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE. MICHEAL! MICHEAL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE- M I C H E A L ! 03:40:04
((AHAHHA 03:41:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] Glad to ask if he needed repairs it sounded like something did actually come up, something about his drive and needing clearance. She’s gonna try to remember that in case his systems or something suddenly fails so she can tell dirk about it, especially since she knows she doesn’t have clearance. It was a random brobot she found that had been around for who knows how long, something was bound to cause it some issues which would need clearance from only one person. Dirk. her thoughts interrupted after he stepped closer to her, as he held out his hand and asked if he could ‘feel you’ as a request? Well this is all new and unexpected but whats the harm in letting the robot feel you? “well u did ask first so sure i mean idk if u can actually feel anythin but u can try if u want? i am kinda concerned about what u said earlier tho about ur drive an needing clearance” 03:42:25
((brb 03:43:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( I'm being abducted oh my goodness. 03:45:56
((good 03:46:28
[color=#000000]~Alas. It's time for a ritualistic milkshake run with the household.~ 03:46:32
[color=#000000]~It is time.~[/color] 03:46:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( NOOOO. 03:46:43
[color=#000000]~Go my scarab.~[/color] 03:46:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( *Comically cut scream--* 03:47:02
(whew, saved :V 03:47:52
((didnt need me 03:48:58
KANKRI: That little giggle he got from Latula was so cute.. he felt his face get hotter again from hearing it so close. Ough, his bloodpumper.. "I can handle that, definitely. I'll let you know when I've made something to my standard of satisfaction before I let you try anything of mine. That is, of course, if you'd want to wait and not try any of my less than stellar attempts. If you get impatient I'll let you try the in-progress snapshots." He's yapping even as she gets closer to his face.. like he blissfully has no idea. "Maybe I'll make you some brownies as a quick and easy treat first? I'll make them crunchy so you don't have to worry about the chew-" He continues to ramble as they now stand in a close, warm embrace. 03:49:02
KANKRI: ((roxy gets squished like a squeaky toy 03:54:29
(( she makes the squeeky toy noise 03:55:12
((lol 03:56:53
(:V goober activities all around, the party is a huge success, Kankri is so happy he has succeeded in throwing his first party 03:59:12
KANKRI: ((yippee 04:00:06
((wwheres the goodie bags noww 04:00:07
((bro gave one person their goodie bag 04:00:25
((real 04:00:47
(( mindfang 04:00:48
(( mindfang got her goodiebag 04:00:57
(ofc uvu because goodie bags are for THE END >:U 04:01:24
((bruh 04:02:02
(they have been meticulously crafted by The Crab (Eridan got a pack of stickers) 04:02:16
((covver me in them 04:02:42
KANKRI: ((mmm mindfang 04:02:42
(>:V in the meanest of times, Knightkri is open for business. *with a whole sopping wet hand he needs to wipe on someone* so you PESTER him whenever, I shall be drawing :catjam: 04:04:23
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] Alright, he had definitely seen enough people do this sort of thing. There was no way he could mess this up. He personally didn’t care that much about potential damages or issues, considering his system was able to compensate and run perfectly fine regardless of any issues most of the time. Once she gave permission, Brobot finally fully extended his arm to rest a hand on her chest. He couldn’t actually [i]feel[/i] anything, but he could tell based on the give that it was soft. But now he was just standing there awkwardly copping a feel. “DATA CONFIRMED.” His hand retracted, although it almost seemed a little reluctant to do so. Somewhere inside of him, there was a desire forming. A desire to be able to touch and feel things on a more intimate level. What will happen with that will be determined sometime in the future. “[color=#F2A400]Thanks.[/color]” 04:09:15
KANKRI: ((bro he touch the tit.. 04:09:49
((u know he gotta do it to em 04:10:10
(( he got to touch a tiddi 04:10:38
(( i love the 'data confirmed' 04:11:15
(( just yep tiddie data 04:11:25
KANKRI: ((i thibk im gonna try the multimuse thing on dreambubble 04:11:25
(( yippie 04:11:33
((real 04:11:56
((yayyyy 04:13:34
(( release the makara out into the world 04:13:50
(( cause chaos 04:13:57
(Giraffe :v 04:14:01
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: ar ar ar 04:14:12
((lol? 04:14:35
that was me testing the super basic replacement i did 04:14:58
(arrr arrr arrr :v 04:15:18
((oh real 04:15:25
((this is kinda short bc im like on the verge of passing out 04:15:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] “mhm…” Latula certainly didn’t mind the prospect of trying out his dishes before he had fully refined them. She probably wouldn’t be able to taste any subtle differences, anyhow. As he kept rambling, she couldn’t help but snort in a feeble attempt to stop herself from laughing. One of her hands retreated, gently cupping his cheek as she allowed her lips to brush against his for a moment before fully committing to a kiss. She leaned into the kiss, the arm still hooked around his shoulders squeezing him even closer. 04:15:47
((i need to go ot bed 04:15:59
(Snooze, proud warrior *batista bombs you through 8 stories* 04:16:26
rest in bed... 04:16:55
((gnn 04:17:05
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: hjonk 04:17:18
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [I have a strange compulsion to put food in my pockets..] 04:18:33
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((omg dad 04:19:13
((dad came back.. 04:19:28
(( welcome back dad, brobot got to touch a tiddie 04:19:32
(Returning to the scene of the crime >:v Rookie Mistake 04:19:45
pipefan413: YOU SEE, WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN VERY MUCH 04:20:37
pipefan413: THINGS OCCCUR 04:21:01
((hehe 04:21:37
(Its a robozo :v 04:21:52
(( you see when a brobot loves a woman he touches the tiddie 04:21:54
pipefan413: AND WHO AM I TO SAY THAT A ROBOT COULD NOT LOVE 04:22:07
pipefan413: SON. 04:22:52
pipefan413: YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED WHAT MANY DAREN'T. 04:23:45
pipefan413: YOU HAVE GRASPED FOR THE STARS AND FOUND ADIPOSIAL PLEASURE. 04:24:29
pipefan413: WHICH, IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, IS VERY MUCH THE SAME. 04:24:56
pipefan413: WELL DONE, SIMULACRUM STRIDER. 04:27:13
pipefan413: I SAY 04:27:16
pipefan413: WELL DONE. 04:27:20
(ō_ō... ò_ó fuck all that noise, run these hands. 04:27:40
[color=#000000]~I'm so proud of him.~[/color] 04:27:57
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: [run these honks, heh.] 04:27:58
pipefan413: HOW WOULD ONE RUN A HAND? 04:28:06
[color=#000000]~... I'll let someone else take this one.~[/color] 04:28:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( no no say it 04:28:34
pipefan413: ARE WE TO PUNCH A FOOT? 04:28:35
pipefan413: THIS IS LUDICROUS. 04:28:44
[color=#000000]~Don't you have things to type?~[/color] 04:28:51
(:v yes 04:28:56
(>:v not to typing. 04:29:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( ye ye let me finish this shake and hope to god it doesnt send me to the ER 04:29:09
pipefan413: YOU THERE, GIRL 04:29:24
((back to being freaky wwith rose 04:29:36
pipefan413: DEFINE THE SHAKE THAT HAS BEEN MILKED 04:29:38
[color=#000000]~If it sends you then it, by extension, also sends me. I'd prefer to remain perfectly conscious.~[/color] 04:29:56
(:v don't go to the ER. >:v but also this could holster the Ram indefinitely, so go to the ER [i]a l i t t l e[/i] 04:30:06
(go to the Weenie Hut ER :v 04:30:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Never. 04:30:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Also it's a milkshake from Sonic. 04:30:33