KANKRI: ((a new gamzee just side-eyes the food a lil too much and eridan goes 'oh god oh fuck' 01:39:37
(( lmao 01:39:45
((😭 01:39:52
((yeah 01:40:14
((i mean i tossed him in the vvoid to drink his glass of wwater in the livving room so yknoww hes got no choice but to wwitness 01:40:39
KANKRI: ((eridan's cursed to be the only witness to clownful mishandling of communal food 01:42:32
((at this point that might as wwell be my purpose wwith howw in limbo i am 01:42:54
(( eridan new fear unlocked clown vs food 01:43:26
KANKRI: ((one must imagine sisyphus happy.. 01:43:33
KANKRI: ((guitar twang 01:43:49
((one must imagine holden roleplaying evver 01:44:32
((i mean id lovve to but alas i think eridan wwould rather die rn 01:44:49
KANKRI: ((i dont think my gamzee would scar eridan 01:45:15
KANKRI: ((probably 01:45:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Latula allowed herself to relax a little, depending more on his movements to sway them instead of moving independently from him. He did have a point, though. She often made a point to show off her awesome techniques whenever the opportunity arose. “h4h4 y34h 1 gu3ss you could s4y showm4nsh1p 1s 4noth3r on3 of my sk1llz!”[br] [br] “w333ll you just s33m l1k3 som3on3 whod b3 mor3 l1k3ly to… 1 dunno… just r34d 4nd m4yb3 wr1t3!” He [i]did[/i] used to write a lot, back when all those old memos were still a thing. It’s still funny to think back on those. “but you know 1m not 4ll th4t p1cky!” Can’t really be too picky when you can’t taste much. Your sense of smell is responsible for at [i]least[/i] 75% of your sense of taste, after all.[br] [br] 01:45:19
[color=#008282]She laughed a little at his assumption, shrugging her shoulders. “w3ll 1 dont th1nk 1v3 gott4 go out of my w4y to l34rn 3v3ryon3z n4m3z 1f 1 prob4bly wont 3nd up t4lk1ng to th3m 1 gu3ss? 1 m34n… th3 l1l 4mpor4 1s 4 b1t…” Her lips tugged into a grimace, her shades hiding at least half of her dismay at the thought of even [i]trying[/i] to approach the younger violet. “but 1 gu3ss p3opl3 l1k3 th4t l34v3 3nough of 4n 1mpr3ss1on to forc3 you to r3m3mb3r th3m? 1d just r4th3r not l34rn 4ll th31r n4m3z just for noth1ng 1n c4s3 th3yr3 just gonn4 4ct l1k3 sor3 los3rz.” Granted, she was actually pretty good at remembering names, she was just more likely to avoid calling people by their names if they were unpleasant. She knew that people like that were more likely to get annoyed if you constantly get their name wrong, and that [i]is[/i] pretty funny. 01:45:19
KANKRI: ((the last time i had a gamzee interact with eridan it was lowbrow smut :laugh: 01:45:39
((i wwas going to mention that i think eridan wwould also rather die than interact wwith gamzee lmfao 01:46:06
((earlier 01:46:10
KANKRI: ((lmaooooo valid tho 01:46:20
((i dont mind givvin you the interaction though 01:47:27
((thinking about how latula almost beat up a sollux if porrim hadnt gotten involved 01:47:32
((wwoww i wwish wwe had a sollux again my life wwould be complete 01:47:55
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] The [i]Robotic RAPSCALLION[/i] remained l9gged within Kankri's peripheral vision, but this knightly hermit was giving it very little in the way of active acknowledgement. "Yes, I supp9se it is quite cute. That very much seems t9 6e y9ur m9dus 9perandi." Kankri's hand twitched with contemplation, he wanted to do something but was held back by the potential causing harm- no matter how minor. He took prompt and proper action to dissolve such notions, tucking his right hand into his left pit, weaseling his hand free from his gauntlet; all the better to pet her with-[br] [br][font=arial black]: ([/font][br] [br][i]Moisture. He was not prepared.[/i] His armor made a slight rattling noise as he shudder for a second, his warm hand already nested atop Roxy's head. How could he have been so shortsighted to forget that she is WET and that is why she is leaving soon? Whatever the case, he very well can't pull away in shock or disgust. He must see it through... he gently runs his hand through the soaked strands and gives Roxy a few pats. Good, wet human lady. He loves her very much, he swears. His hand retracts- he can't even wipe it on the armor, it's do practically nothing given the metallic surface, "Well, d9 n9t let me keep y9u any l9nger." 01:48:12
((maybe someday but unfortunately the presence of karkat derails people 01:48:22
((no karkat did that 01:49:13
((oh wwait 01:49:23
((mb dont havve my glasses on i cant read 01:49:31
((💀 01:49:34
((i CANT SEE 01:49:40
((tf is bro even talking about 01:49:45
((im busy being mad about pesterquest too 01:49:48
((that bad huh 01:50:00
((its there to read 01:50:18
Kankri Vantas [5'7"] (Sata) [KANKRI] joined chat. ~~ 1017 ~~ 01:51:26
KANKRI: ((woe, my page refreshed 01:52:04
(( lmao kankri having wet hand that he cannot dry rn 01:52:27
((permanently wwet 01:53:09
(bro is just like "icky... where is Porrim? She wouldn't notice if I wiped this off on her." 01:55:24
KANKRI: ((omg 01:55:35
((💀 01:55:41
((nah bc she would start acting freaky about him touching her 01:55:58
((wwipe it on the tail of her dress 01:56:15
Dad [pipefan413] joined chat. ~~ 977 ~~ 01:56:22
("what? New moisture upon your skin? Surely, you are mistaken, that must be residual perspiration from your last activities of obscene proportions-" 01:56:42
((DAD 01:56:50
(Well, well, and a third WELL. 01:56:56
((YEAAAAHHHH 01:56:56
pipefan413: WHAT HAVE I WALKED INTO? 01:57:51
(( father? 01:58:03
pipefan413: YES 01:58:21
((lets fucking go dad is back 01:58:55
((did you bring back the betty crocker 01:59:06
[color=#000000]~My den of sin, clearly. Demon king of Sodom if you will.~[/color] 01:59:15
(( hey dad give us your wisdoms 01:59:26
[color=#000000]~Actually yeah did you bring any cake?~[/color] 01:59:49
((DADS HOME 01:59:50
(ûvû Demon King of YAWNdom more like 01:59:50
((NO MY MESSAGES ARE FAILING TO SEND NOOO 01:59:52
[color=#000000]~I'll eat you.~[/color] 02:00:08
[color=#000000]~Whole.~[/color] 02:00:13
pipefan413: GRACIOUSNESS 02:00:15
pipefan413: I COME BEARING CAKE 02:00:24
((finally some good fucking food 02:00:34
((yay 02:00:39
(( thanks dad i'm starving 02:00:44
pipefan413: I HAVE LIED 02:00:51
(( NOOOOO 02:00:56
(Prison. 02:00:57
pipefan413: I HAVE DECEIVED 02:00:58
(( I'M GOING TO STARVE 02:01:06
pipefan413: ARE DONUTS CAKES? 02:01:20
[color=#000000]~This is why I have an emergency supply of nutrient cubes.~[/color] 02:01:25
((they can be 02:01:28
(( yes 02:01:39
KANKRI: ((dad, did u bring french creullers.. 02:02:07
((those are my favorite 02:02:14
(( please feed me 02:02:16
KANKRI: ((omg twins 02:02:20
((please dad im living off gushers and triscuits 02:02:29
pipefan413: WHAT WORLD HAVE I CREATED FOR MY SON 02:02:35
((help? 02:03:00
pipefan413: WHERE A BAKER PROPOSITIONS THAT DONUTS ARE CAKES 02:03:04
pipefan413: I MUST BE BETTER 02:03:27
(( look i'm just starving a doughnut is a cake if you're dying 02:03:27
((i mean there ARE cake donuts 02:03:33
pipefan413: IMPOSSIBLE 02:04:04
pipefan413: SURELY YOU JEST 02:04:35
KANKRI: ((may i have another repost blease.. 02:04:51
((arguable one of the best kinds of donuts 02:04:51
(( what about a cake shaped doughnut those also exist 02:04:51
((yes 02:04:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Latula allowed herself to relax a little, depending more on his movements to sway them instead of moving independently from him. He did have a point, though. She often made a point to show off her awesome techniques whenever the opportunity arose. “h4h4 y34h 1 gu3ss you could s4y showm4nsh1p 1s 4noth3r on3 of my sk1llz!”[br] [br] “w333ll you just s33m l1k3 som3on3 whod b3 mor3 l1k3ly to… 1 dunno… just r34d 4nd m4yb3 wr1t3!” He [i]did[/i] used to write a lot, back when all those old memos were still a thing. It’s still funny to think back on those. “but you know 1m not 4ll th4t p1cky!” Can’t really be too picky when you can’t taste much. Your sense of smell is responsible for at [i]least[/i] 75% of your sense of taste, after all.[br] [br] 02:05:17
[color=#008282]She laughed a little at his assumption, shrugging her shoulders. “w3ll 1 dont th1nk 1v3 gott4 go out of my w4y to l34rn 3v3ryon3z n4m3z 1f 1 prob4bly wont 3nd up t4lk1ng to th3m 1 gu3ss? 1 m34n… th3 l1l 4mpor4 1s 4 b1t…” Her lips tugged into a grimace, her shades hiding at least half of her dismay at the thought of even [i]trying[/i] to approach the younger violet. “but 1 gu3ss p3opl3 l1k3 th4t l34v3 3nough of 4n 1mpr3ss1on to forc3 you to r3m3mb3r th3m? 1d just r4th3r not l34rn 4ll th31r n4m3z just for noth1ng 1n c4s3 th3yr3 just gonn4 4ct l1k3 sor3 los3rz.” Granted, she was actually pretty good at remembering names, she was just more likely to avoid calling people by their names if they were unpleasant. She knew that people like that were more likely to get annoyed if you constantly get their name wrong, and that [i]is[/i] pretty funny. 02:05:18
("Latula I know what you're thinking, you SHUT THE FUCK UP about the memos-" 02:08:43
((LMFAO 02:09:00
((i almost had her mention them but i feel like she would stop herself in this situation 02:09:16
(*Knightkri, putting a hand to her shoulder* "Not around here. Not on my watch." 02:10:21
(( the wet hand specifically so he can also wipe it off 02:11:00
(Somebody is getting this awkwardly moist interaction 02:11:47
(( lmao yes 02:12:23
(*wipes it off on Damara as a defense mechanism* "IT'S HOLY WATER, BACK, DEMON-" 02:12:29
pipefan413: MOISTURE CAN BE OFFSET WITH CORNSTARCH. 02:12:48
pipefan413: OTHER SHORTENINGS ARE VALID. 02:13:07
((lol? 02:13:11
pipefan413: PERHAPS SOME BICARBONATE OF SODA? 02:13:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] very much glad he agrees with her sentiment about the magnet. “i would guess so i never rlly thought about it like that tho i just kinda do thins an it ends up workin out” watching him move his arm out from the gauntlet, which was interesting to see. Only for him to reach out and give her headpats which was obviously not the greatest idea, this was probably just as uncomfortable for him as it was for her. Though she’s going to pretend it's fine, due to the fact she’d rather not fuss over someone touching her wet hair. [br] [br] ah yes wet hair being touched this is so nice of a feeling, not awful at all or awkward. Oh thank skaia he stopped, it was really for the best he did. Despite not wanting to actually leave the conversation so early, she knew if she did not go dry off and change it would just get worse. “aight but i promise we will catch up when less stuff is happenin all at once an im actually dry” giving him a smile right before she had decided to leave. Which in turn she’d walk out of the main party area and go up a set of stairs into one of the first bedroom door areas she can see, because damn is she tired of changing in the bathroom. Opening the door to the bedroom waiting for brobot to walk in and the moment he was inside just shutting the door behind them. “do u care if i change in front of u i mean idk if u have a preference but ima ask anyway” 02:13:35
(Kankri: *don't make her feel weird*[br] [color=#ff9ee0]Roxy: *don't make him feel weird* 02:15:30
(( exactly 02:15:39
(internally they're both liek "This is so FUCKING horrible, oh my god-" 02:16:05
KANKRI: "I was, certainly. Part of my shift was because no one [i]really[/i] wanted to listen to me, or read what I wrote." He then contemplatively chewed on his bottom lip as he considered his next words, his eyes lidding slightly. "Writing for one's self is fine, it's a worthy outlet, but after a while even I want some sort of connection. It was slow-going but I had to make some changes to be more welcomed into certain dreamspaces." No one wants to spend eternity alone, right? "Cooking was a good compromise, I think. I could learn from books and from others, and it wasn't a problematic pursuit as long as I took to the education respectfully." [br][i][/i][br]"I'll pick something later to make you." He then gave her a smile. He's trying to push back that bittersweet gloom he almost dredged up.[br][i][/i][br]"I'm not friends with everyone, but it's polite to at least know their names." He sniffed at the mention of Eridan, hrmming. "...Yes. They certainly do leave a specific impression." Eridan is one of the trolls of all time.[br][i][/i][br]He's keeping his hands in appropriate spots, but he's subtly gotten closer still. His arms a little more looped around her, his fingertips touching her back. His warm onesie... uwu. 02:16:16
(Kankri, behind the helmet: : ([br]Roxy: <: | 02:20:08
(( they both making the internal yucky noise 02:20:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/brobot-ZqZl9Bw][color=#b00606]BROBOT:[/url][color=#b00606] Even Brobot, who didn’t have the ability to actually feel the wet texture, could tell that this whole interaction seemed very uncomfortable. He wasn’t going to comment on it. All he could really do was stand there and wait for them to finish, following after Roxy without so much as giving a wave or any form of parting gestures towards Kankri. To be fair, it wasn’t as though he fully recognized what people do in normal interactions. But he also probably wouldn’t care, even if he did.[br] [br] He was perfectly fine with going into the room with her, standing patiently to the side as she closed the door. When she asked the question, however, he paused for a very long time. “[sup]*static*[/sup] [color=#F2A400]Fine.[/color]” Although he said it was fine, there was a chance that seeing her with less clothes would spark something irreversible inside of him. That was likely to be seen very soon. 02:21:31
[color=#000000]~I'm so invested in Brobot's plotline it isn't even a joke.~[/color] 02:22:20
(( LMAO? 02:22:24
(( lmao 02:22:25
[color=#000000]~Kiss her. Do it.~[/color] 02:22:36
(( he's finally getting to see tits 02:22:43
((bro does not have proper lips 02:22:44
((his mouth doesnt even open 02:22:51
[color=#000000]~Give him to me. I can upgrade him.~[/color] 02:23:12
((LMFAO 02:23:16
KANKRI: ((brobot: and then something sna- 02:23:16
((no literally 02:23:21
pipefan413: ((POPCORN? 02:23:30
(( yes dad you may have popcorn 02:23:45
((can wwe havve birthday cake flavvored popcorn 02:23:49
[color=#000000]~There's a lot of additions I can add to him for quality of life, on top of the obvious enhancements he'd be getting for... activities.~[/color] 02:24:17
[color=#000000]~If Dirk won't do it, I will. Or we can work on it together.~[/color] 02:24:39
(( LMAO 02:24:45
((theres gonna be a whole plot development around this brobot but dirk will handle it 02:25:05
(( brobot is like please stop making out and give me my robot dick thanks 02:25:14
((LMFAO 02:25:21
((its gonna be more like brobot mysteriously disappears for a while because he damaged himself and dirk finds him figures out whats going on and fixes and upgrades him 02:25:50
((not for brobot but for roxy 02:25:54
(( lmao 02:26:01
((maybe a little for brobot 02:26:14
[color=#000000]~That's so sweet...~[/color] 02:26:22
[color=#000000]~I'm giving them all forehead smooches.~[/color] 02:26:36
pipefan413: INDEED 02:26:41
(( girl is gonna be surprised when he shows up and has a dong 02:26:42
[color=#000000]~Roxy isn't safe.~[/color] 02:26:48
(( no no she is not 02:26:53
[color=#000000]~No, I mean she's not safe from me.~[/color] 02:27:02
((i mean he has pants already so 02:27:29
(( what 02:27:35
((shes just gonna notice theres suddenly an actual bulge 02:27:36
((brobot wears pants 02:27:41
((he has a nice belt and everything 02:27:48
(( i was talking to the narritive 02:27:55
[color=#000000]~Oh my god.~[/color] 02:27:55
((oh 02:28:01
(( but yea pants 02:28:01
pipefan413: ((THIS IS ODDLY COMPELLING 02:28:13
(( also ima be fr if something was originally smooth with pants on came back to you with pants on and a bulge you too would be confused 02:28:42
[color=#000000]~I'd be pleasantly surprised. And then proceed to fuck around and find out.~[/color] 02:29:08
KANKRI: ((so what happens if i join on my computer, will it have me as a different user? 02:29:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/9qdTKta][color=#A10000]DAMARA: [/color][/url] (( Yes. 02:29:21
(( yes 02:29:22
KANKRI: ((interesting 02:29:28
((yurr 02:29:39
(( just fix your name again and we will understand 02:29:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( back to my other fortnite skin 02:30:09
[color=#000000]~I wish you'd stop using that joke.~[/color] 02:30:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ion wanna 02:30:26
(( killing you 02:30:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ough!! 02:30:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( nooo 02:30:40
(get outta here Damara, everyone is being good ò_ó 02:31:00
pipefan413: RIP 02:31:02
((yo chat wwhen wwe playin fortnite 02:31:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( dont make me bring her back 02:31:38
Kankri Vantas [5'7"] (Sata on PC) [KANKRI] joined chat. ~~ 1025 ~~ 02:31:53
[color=#000000]~Do bring her back, I like it when they panic at her mere presence.~[/color] 02:31:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( you just like watching people squirm 02:32:06
[color=#000000]~It is enrichment to me.~[/color] 02:32:13
(<:U NONONONONO WAITWA8TWA8TWA8TWAITWAIT 02:32:14
(( cronus has a heart attack and dies the moment he sees damara 02:32:16
((its cause all his blood wwent to his di- 02:32:31
pipefan413: WHAT IS IT ABOUT 5'7 MEN 02:32:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( hahaha 02:32:37
[color=#000000]~I wouldn't know, I'm 6'6".~ 02:32:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( jesus 02:33:03
(me when Ram Supremacy 02:33:12
pipefan413: DANJ 02:33:16
((wwe got plenty of 5 somethins in here 02:33:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] That was true. Back then, none of them wanted to read any of his memos. It was unlikely anyone’s attitude towards listening to or reading his spiels had changed. Considering he had mellowed out, though, it was a lot easier to sit and listen to him. Not that she personally ever had many issues, since she was usually spared from the brunt of it. Usually their interactions were a little more on the awkward side. That was in the past now, though.[br] [br] “w3ll 1f 1t m4k3z you f33l b3tt3r…” She paused, leaning up a little closer to speak more quietly for only him to hear her. “1 th1nk 1d l1k3 to l1st3n to you. 1 m34n, you h4v3 4 n1c3 vo1c3” Leaning away, she cleared her throat, shifting her gaze off to the side for a moment as a faint shade of teal lifted to her cheeks.[br] [br] 02:35:37
[color=#008282]Latula quickly went with the topic change, nodding her head. “th4tz 4 prom1s3! 1ll b3 m4k1ng sur3 you k33p your word! >8P” Her tongue poked out of her mouth, acutely aware of him moving closer to her. Of course, she was much more all-in than him. She pressed her body more flush up against his, shuddering slightly against him from just how warm he was compared to her. 02:35:37
KANKRI: ((latula asking for kankri asmr before killing his pelvis 02:40:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( casually looks at the side bar 02:40:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( three kankris 02:40:22
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( im gonna lick them 02:40:35
KANKRI: ((ayo 02:40:41
((ive been saying this bro like 02:40:41
[color=#000000]~Absolutely not.~ 02:40:45
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( dirk we gotta lick em 02:40:52
((but also yes 02:40:57
[color=#000000]~Conflict of interest I'm afraid.~ 02:41:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( literally how 02:41:04