(( LMAO 17:25:43
((LMFAOO 17:25:43
((im just imagining roxy in the middle of her sex ed and she turns to look back to check on dirk and hes just making out with another version of himself 17:26:16
(( thats what i was thinking 17:26:29
(( lmao 17:26:34
(( I *need* to know her reaction-- 17:26:34
(( girl is gonna turn around stare for a minute and is like huh thats weird i feel kinda funny and just passes out 17:27:38
(( WHAT LMAO-- 17:28:08
((brobot kidnapping commence 17:28:30
(( her brain cannot handle the dirk kissing session it decided to turn off instead 17:28:43
(( because she's physically there she's just gonna have herself blip in and look down like wait did i pass out 17:29:19
((god her blipping in after passing out and brobot is just holding her 17:30:57
(( yep 17:31:06
((brobot just looks at her like đ§ââď¸ 17:31:12
(( she's gonna be like huh i passed out and now brobot is holding me this was unexpected 17:31:58
[color=#000000]Dirk still speaks into her mind. She can hear the mental snorting of this strange squidDirk, ~I don't get to pick and choose. I hear everything. The narrative. The commentary. All of it. I'm still allowed my own opinions, same as you. It doesn't mean I can't attempt to enlighten or inform you. I know Alternian, and I knew the downright heinous shit you were saying in your thinkpan. Can you blame a man for bucking up at that? Hm? I know you didn't know I could hear it though. I could've gone a little lighter about it. Anyways. I'm trying to bag this prettyboy, so. I'll leave you be.~[/color] 17:33:40
((whats other dirk wearing 17:39:57
(((i feel like you said but i forgot 17:40:12
(( pantaloons 17:40:20
((are they both in their standard godtier 17:40:37
(( Oh. He's in Alternative wear, ripped black jeans, chunky dick stomping boots, chain choker that sits right over his neck scar that looks like his head definitely got ripped off, bracelets, rings, yknow how it is-- black, sleeveless shirt. Tight. Leaves nothing to the imagination he wants you to know his tits are massive and his abs are washboard-- fucking preening bastard. Also? Fingerless Gloves:tm: 17:43:36
((lmfao đ not the tits 17:44:15
((bro should just have a boob window 17:44:20
(( . . . . fuck it, boob window. 17:44:30
((LMFAOO 17:44:35
[color=#000000]~Hold on what--~[/color] 17:44:53
(( Shhhh.... boobie window.... I've decided I want this. 17:45:09
[color=#000000] ~Oh so I don't have any way in this? Whatever. I like the tiddie window anyways. They need to breathe from how massive they are. Are my tits bigger than Araneas?~ 17:46:34
((HELP? 17:46:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]â:[/url] [color=#005682] Iâll take note of all of that for future purposes, also i can say what i want in my think pan including heinous âshitâ whenever i want i do not have to justify myself for it and i will not, it is rather unfortunate you can hear everything so i can see why you would âsayâ something a8out it 8ut i digress, have fun with well yourself i guess.. 17:48:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] There was no reason, or even desire to, pull away from him. Instead, he was more than happy to accept the embrace, leaning into it further. The sound he was hearing did stir up a few questions that had been lingering in the back of his mind. What exactly could have happened to cause this other Dirk to develop so many nonhuman traits? They didnât bother him, but he did have to wonder if it had something to do with their aspect, just his timeline, or just the passage of time after reaching godhood. None of them would be particularly shocking, all things considered.[br] [br] 17:49:13
[color=#F2A400]Dirk didnât need to think too hard on it. Despite them not knowing each other for long, something was telling him that he could trust his other self. He brought in one of his own hands to hook his pinky with the otherâs. A pinky promise seemed a little silly, but it didnât feel any less important than it would have otherwise. âIâll do my best to not have to rely on your help too heavily.â There were still a lot of things he should be doing on his own, after all. Self improvement requires more thorough self reflection, but this experience had certainly cleared the lens so that he could do that with a less tainted viewpoint. Telling him not to lie to himself felt like a bit of a double entendre. After all, they were both, with all technicalities, the same person. There was a good bit of irony in that. A brief, quiet chuckle left his lips. âRight. Iâll be keeping that in mind.â[br] [br] His gaze lingered, trying to decide what he wanted to do next. Now his head felt clouded with something completely unrelated to all that self-doubt. Maybe it was the loud music finally starting to sink back in. He leaned back in, eyes trailing over Dirkâs face for a moment before pressing another brief kiss against his lips. To quote a song, he canât keep his hands to himself. 17:49:13
[color=#000000]~I will definitely have fun with myself, gladly-- oh he's kissing me again [i]hello there Strider.[/i] ~[/color] 17:51:47
(( dude beaming that last thought into her head lmao 17:52:39
((LMFAO 17:52:47
(( shes like damn i wish i was kissing a strider right now :( lmao 17:53:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] Somewhere in the veil, he was still suffering. 17:53:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/karkat-vantas-dayfZ67][color=#626262]KARKAT:[/url][color=#626262] If you listen closely, you just might hear him screaming... 17:54:00
(( poor karkat 17:54:00
(( LMAO 17:54:04
((my bad 17:54:08
(( Crazy if Dirk goes "Karkat can you scream a little quieter, I'm trying to focus on kissing myself." 17:55:07
(( LMAO 17:55:16
((LMFAOOO 17:55:18
(( just pissing off another mouth fuck especially in there head 17:55:54
(( Dirk, the catcher of hands. 17:56:15
(( mindfang wouldn't recommend it she doesn't even go into the vantas thoughts 17:56:18
(( Dirk, fearing literally no man: 17:56:31
(( it's always ranting and depression 17:56:32
(( lmao 17:56:36
((and arguing with himself 17:56:41
(( no breaks 17:56:43
(( ever 17:56:46
(( Okay that's a lie, his brother's brain is something he avoids like the plague. 17:56:53
(( lmao 17:57:09
((karkat is definitely the type to think something so stupid that he verbally responds to it and starts arguing with himself 17:57:11
(( Unless he feels particularly anxious and worried enough to check on him. 17:57:15
(( lmao karkat 17:57:22
(( DFKJHDF 17:57:27
(( he just has a new person come into his brain mid argument and he's like great another fuckwit is involved 17:58:01
((LMFAO 17:58:07
(( HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 17:58:17
(( welcome to the party bulgesucking loser 17:58:23
(( Dirk: Wait, this is so funny actually I'm gonna hang out in here. 17:58:29
(('god this is just like the memos all over again now im even getting interupted in my own fucking head and of fucking COURSE its a STRIDER because WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT IT BE" 17:58:32
(( LMAO 17:58:34
(( YES 17:58:41
((like actually tweaking 17:58:47
(( Dirk: It feels like home in here. 17:58:58
(( Dirk: Platonically, I missed you. 17:59:10
(( karkat getting weirded out 17:59:21
(( it gets silent 17:59:30
((Karkat: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MISSED ME I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE. AND I DONT REALLY CARE EITHER LEAVE ME ALONE 17:59:32
(( Dirk: Oh. Have you not met the Alpha humans yet? 17:59:50
(( Dirk: I know my voice is a little accented but I figured it wouldn't be a problem. 18:00:31
((Karkat: ONLY IN THAT SHIT INFESTED DREAM HIVE. THERE WAS ONE, UH. WHAT WAS HER NAME. ACTUALLY I'M NOT SURE I EVER ASKED. BUT SHE SEEMED ALRIGHT. I THINK DAVE CALLED HER MOM? 18:00:37
(( dirk destroying a timeline all by himself 18:00:54
((Karkat: MOM WAS ALRIGHT. 18:00:55
((chat hear me out 18:01:03
(( Dirk: That would be Roxy. She's actually my best friend. 18:01:08
((what if bc he never really heard anyone else address roxy he just thinks shes called mom and starts calling roxy mom 18:01:17
(( LMAO 18:01:22
(( HELP 18:01:26
(( roxy for a while is a bit confused but accepts this notion 18:01:35
(( Dave: now hold the fuck on 18:01:39
((LMFAOOO 18:01:42
(( she texts her own karkat like so a diff timeline of you keeps calling me mom idk why what do 18:02:09
(( just actually blows up her phone 18:02:28
(( Dave: thats my mom who the fuck else is calling her mom-- *sees Karkat, goes eerily quiet* 18:02:31
(( and then calls her 18:02:34
(("HEY MOM I'M BACK. I DO NOT PLAN ON STAYING LONG BECAUSE I WOULD RATHER GOUGE OUT MY OWN GANDERBULBS. 18:02:35
(( LM AO 18:02:43
(( Dirk, in the narrative-- ~Oh no.~ 18:03:06
(( roxy: do not gouge out ur ganderbulbs pls but uhh we can chill for a little bit 18:03:26
((bro is like immediately trying to figure out if anything progress romancewise 18:03:35
((hes gonna pull out his chair and backwards sit on it 18:03:47
(( lmao 18:04:14
((god id just love like 18:04:15
((dave showing up and is just hearing abt people asking roxy why trolls keep calling her mom 18:04:33
((and its all bc some iterations of dave called her mom 18:04:42
(( not only is roxy being called mom by karkat he's actively helping her with her quadrant problems with kankri lmao 18:05:24
((aradia knows her name but starts calling her mom to jump on the bandwagon 18:05:25
(( LMAO 18:05:30
(( aradia just calling her mom because she heard karkat doing it i'm wheezing 18:05:47
((literally 18:05:52
(( roxy finally seeing dave after a long ass time is like before you say anything i did not cause this, a different timeline u called me mom in front of karkat who did not know us alphas yet and proceeded to call me mom and then aradia also decided to call me mom because she heard karkat call me it i have been tryin for days to get them to call me roxy 18:07:51
((karkat hitting her with the straight: IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES WITH YOU HUMANS BEFORE I ALREADY KNOW YOUR NAME IS MOM YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRICK ME 18:08:36
(( LMAO 18:08:44
(( roxy: i even asked my karkat to talk to him and then they both argued for an hour 18:09:16
((u literally cannot ask a karkat to talk to another karkat they wont get anywhere theyre just gonna argue and then devolve into insulting each other 18:09:43
(( she forgot 18:10:00
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(( hello 18:19:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] If Dirk were to ask him directly, he'd happily answer whatever the young God would like to know. That trust means something quite poignant to the Horror, he doesn't have any designs to violate it either. When their pinkie fingers clasp together... a metaphysical hook forms. Sinking into their very souls but it's so gentle a connection. Firm, but gentle. A hook sinks into both their souls. A contract has been made. [br] [br][color=#f2a400]"It isn't for help, Dirk. It [i]can[/i] be for help, of course. But, I worded it specifically."[/color] He's grinning, flashing sharp fangs and this soft look on his expression in the moment, [color=#f2a400]"If you *need or want* to see me. Just call for me. And I'll appear. See? No requirements, aside from whenever you so choose to be around me."[/color] What a bastard. Giving Dirk his occult digits. Hit him up with a sigil. He'll pull up on the drop of a dime for you babe. [br] [br]Fucking fantastic. Dirk's snorting a little at that lying to the self part, please. He could clarify, but, he'd rather Dirk learn. He can hear it, the narrative thoughts of what Dirk is thinking of doing. And squidDirk isn't moving away. Ready for a kiss and he receives it. Downright purring again. And bringing his hands up to grip the young god by his hips. His hold... is very gentle and careful. Needs to be. Don't crush your sweetheart you literally just got him. 18:20:06
(( Scared them with my mirrorcest gayposting. 18:21:18
((lmao 18:21:25
((LMFAO 18:21:28
(( that means hes 'crushed' others 18:22:57
(( oof 18:23:02
(( NO LMAO NO HE HASN'T-- 18:23:21
((HAHSDHA 18:23:24
((aradia wishes she was getting crushed on god 18:23:35
(( cronus weeping in the backround 18:23:49
(( Although he could, if not careful. As is? He literally cannot ever fuck a mortal for more than one reason. 18:24:03
((just death bc he tried to smash his elder god self heart brocken 18:25:40
(( NO NOT HIS BABY 18:26:21
(( "If anything were to happen to him I'll kill everyone where and then myself" ahh 18:26:54
(( *here 18:27:03
(( internally confirmed with my studio lot full of characters they would all fuck their horrorterror counterparts. 18:28:33
(( this meeting is adjourned 18:28:48
(( everyone go home. 18:28:57
((lmfao??? 18:29:05
((god ive been thinking of taking handmaid or condy but idk how id even begin to work them into the rp at all 18:29:31
((i just think theyre neat 18:29:54
(( Damara: [(REDACTED)] 18:31:11
(( Damara: LET ME SPEAK BOY. 18:31:24
(( NO??? 18:31:30
((god i just remembered the onsen episode of damara being salty about how massive aradias tits are 18:32:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Damara would smooch her post-scratch self. 18:32:16
((mood 18:32:27
((id let her kill me i think 18:32:43
(( She'd want to kill condy on instinct tbh 18:32:47
(( LMAO! 18:32:53
((i mean real 18:33:46
((im saying tho like i cant see condy wanting to mingle so she would just be in her ship floating above the mansion or something if she even came near it đ 18:34:18
(( Dirk, with all the swagger and audacity of a man with zero fucks to give, busting into her ship: "Uber eats." 18:35:19
((lmfao đ 18:35:52
(( The uber eats delivery is an ass whooping-- 18:36:19
(( Le sign... Alpha Bro... WAIT LOL I MADE HIM. 18:36:47
(( YEAH BUDDY-- 18:36:55
((lord 18:37:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Bam. The Him. 18:39:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] I don't remember writing all that in his refs but I'm a man dedicated to the bit, so. 18:41:08
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Looking Mindfang in the eyes. She wouldn't be safe. 18:41:50
((god the reigen ref 18:41:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Reigen Ref is SO Alpha Dave coded. 18:42:02
((on god 18:42:06
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Just. Reigen. 18:42:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Is Alpha Dave coded in my head. 18:42:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] To a degree that is. 18:43:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Alright, I might use this dude at some point in here for shits and giggles. It'd be so funny if he died and ended up in here. 18:46:01
((bro thought he could finally rest in peace 18:46:20
((nah bro youre here forever 18:46:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Sees a bunch of trolls: begins to tweak. 18:46:28
((LMFAO 18:46:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Katana in hand. Ready to throw down. 18:47:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Let me be so real he'd tweak seeing: Trolls, Little Rose, Little Him [Dave], Jade, Roxy, and the one that will literally break his brain: Dirk. Especially.... a dead Dirk. 18:48:56
((god forbid a dead dirk show up 18:49:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Smiling so evilly as I place my Dirk in front of them. [Same timeline A.Dave/Dirk] A joyous reunion! Rife with emotion! 18:50:00
((lmfao đđ 18:50:12
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] At least he's not a dead Dirk haha... 18:50:36
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] I'll also be double real, he will adopt all the Dirks. 18:50:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] My Dirk: I'm literally thousands of years old--- A.Dave: AHT AHT, eat your wheaties young man. 18:51:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/dirk-strider-xH7DUOV][color=#F2A400]DIRK:[/url][color=#F2A400] Once they had confirmed their little pinky-promise/contract, Dirk smoothly shifted his hand to lace his fingers between the otherâs, squeezing his hand gently in the process until the other Dirk moved his hands away. He could tell that something happened, but he had a feeling that it wasnât anything bad.[br] [br] But he had a point. The wording was rather particular. With the way he felt right now, though, he probably wouldnât get anything done if he was just calling him over every time he felt like he wanted to be near him. Dirk did have a history of being a little clingy, after all. Learning to be more confidently independent was probably going to play a big role in his growth. Surely there was enough time for a little break, though.[br] [br] 18:51:50
[color=#F2A400]His own hands slid up, stretching out behind the other Dirkâs head before he bent one arm in to pull him closer. He didnât mind how careful it seemed that the other was being, since he had an inkling that it could probably be difficult at times to control an absurd amount of power. Dirk couldnât really help himself, finally breaking from the kiss to lean his head into the crook of his older selfâs neck. 18:51:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/alpha-dave-65-8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider:[/color][/url] Awkward coughing. ". . . oh. well. this is... certainly a thing. (my timey senses tells me the top is my dirk but like. . . i think i'm gonna step outside...)" ((omit)) 18:54:46
((LMFAOO 18:55:32
(( mindfang gonna tweak seeing alpha dave like you both look the same to me 18:57:45
(( The hilarity here is that, by design, they are extremely similar. One just looks older by 10 years. Along with having different tattoos on their bodies. But if they're both wearing suits and dressed up... they're almost twins. 18:59:13
(( A. Dave's also a LITTLE taller. 18:59:34
(( Pokes Vriska. She's Minifang... 19:00:40
(( LMAO 19:00:47
(( at some point mindfang makes A. dave and dave stand next to each other and is like staring really hard then goes ok we good now i understand which is which 19:02:57
(( Both Striders in unison without missing a beat: [color=#e00707]"so whos more handsome"[/color] - [color=#000000]"so who's more handsome?"[/color] 19:04:49
(( LMAO 19:05:06
(( mindfang: is there a wrong answer? 19:05:38
(:v me, because i have string cheese 19:06:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"no were both hot as fuck"[/color] - [color=#000000]"no we're both hot at fuck."[/color] >> [color=#e00707]"id sloppy style lock lips with my dilf self"[/color] >> [color=#000000]"wh--?! WHAT?"[/color] 19:07:53
(( mindfang: good and also uhhh alright? 19:10:37
(( girl is like oh no its happening again 19:10:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] âItâs almo+st as tho+ugh yo+u pro+ve time and time again that, witho+ut my interference, yo+u can do+ no+thing but devo+lve into+ acting like a freshly hatched wriggler.â If he had brought his finger in her direction one more time, she may have very well smacked his hand clean off. No matter whether he was from her timeline or not, Kankris certainly knew how to irritate her. An exasperated sigh left her lips as she seemed to start calming herself down, lifting a hand to rub her temple. âYo+u are so+ far crammed into+ yo+ur o+wn delusio+ns that yo+u think Iâm the o+nly o+ne who+ makes things abo+ut myself? Every single o+ne o+f yo+ur abho+rrent ramblings always turn back aro+und to+ being all abo+ut yo+u so+meho+w. It co+uld really almo+st be co+nsidered a talent!â Her lip twitched in irritation, finally taking a step back. âI canât stand being aro+und yo+u when yo+u get in these mo+o+ds. Yo+u can have yo+ur fun ruining everyo+ne elseâs time, but I refuse to+ put up with it myself.â If his stupid pants werenât such an eyesore, she probably would have told him to give back the sweater she made, as well. But she would rather spare herself that agony, at the very least. âEnjo+y the party, Kankri.â Porrim huffed, turning on her heel and walking out of the room, and then out of the manor. She needed a nice, long walk. 19:11:40
(( she would outright go is this something that just happens with humans dirk already did this should i 8e concerned 19:12:35
(( POOR MINDFANG.... 19:13:41
(( NO BABYGURL THE STRILONDES ARE JUST UNHINGED.... 19:14:01
(( lmao 19:14:09
((john w that one disgusted expression he does 19:14:24
(( she's just like why do they keep trynna get with themselves lmao 19:14:30