(("i have sex so im better than you" lmfao 09:13:07
(( LMAO 09:13:10
(( cronus and eridan will have that convo at some point and eridan is going to lose his mind 09:13:39
(( cus cronus is probably going to try to apologize to him even if its not the correct one 09:13:59
(someone has to set him straight uvu it wont be Kankri, he is still mad at his own fish, that little mf would get bit 09:14:21
((forget setting him straight. we should make him worse 09:14:43
((pspsps come here eridan 09:14:47
((wwoof 09:15:04
(( kankri i will do anything to fix our friendship pls 09:15:26
(( what will it take 09:15:32
((ill do anything to hit 09:16:23
(its too late, you fucked two people to death 09:16:38
((oop 09:16:51
((omg? 09:16:52
(it is never too late eelmao he's just angy uvu 09:17:00
(I should probably type up a kankri update of him tweaking over these bags eelmao but watching everyone else has been so fun :9 09:21:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] she’s thinking more about this now, honestly more than she should. She thought she had it figured out but it seemed like eridan had some point about it, though it could just be him sewing seeds of doubt. “so what im gettin from this is sometimes moirails become matesprits i mean i know its not set in stone n all and quads can be tricky but honestly just seems like u want me to skip right into the matesprit category the moment im moirails???” now he’s starting to talk to her like a sergeant wtf is goin on, with a small sigh she looks directly into eridans dead eyes. “if u want me 2 fuck so bad what r u gonna do about it tell me exactly what i should do then” she wants to see his reaction. 09:21:56
(( no cronus doesn't want to hit he just wants friendship 09:22:46
(( also roxy being bold about her statements now 09:22:58
(( she's not drunk just asking questions loudly and directly now :) 09:23:22
((yay 09:23:49
(she's getting BELLIGERENT 09:24:15
(look at me, using big words :v proof I am a Kankri Player I swear 09:24:36
(( lmao 09:24:41
((wwe lost sol again 09:25:03
((also remember wwhen i said i wwas gonna lay dowwn 2 hours ago 09:25:14
((yeah me neither 09:25:17
(( roxy making it eridans problem on how to fuck is such a funny thing 09:25:34
((man 09:26:20
((i wwont reply rn but ill type a sentence for myself so wwhen i wwake up i dont totally forget wwhat i wwanted to wwrite 09:26:52
(( cronus just being silent the whole fucking time like >.> 09:27:02
((lol 09:27:09
([color=#ff99e0]"since you're such a big fkin smartypants on the matter, how do I get into my crabby boi's pants- err leggings- well actually, hes in a onesie rn for sum reason, but u knw what i mean" 09:27:17
(( lmao 09:27:33
((alright im gonna lay dowwn lets see if i sleep 09:29:30
(you shall sleep >:v *a big cat to lay on you* 09:30:09
(( aight 09:31:20
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(*grinning ear to ear* rest eezy bruddahs, REST EEZY 10:27:27
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(( i did not end up sleeping oh lord 14:25:36
TG: (( i crashed hard but i had wanted to see how the party prep went 14:27:37
(( we were trying so hard to prep then erybody passed out 14:29:46
(( roxy got snacks and sodas, including some rainbow punch which is just gingerale and rainbow sherbert 14:30:43
(( they got the part streamers and balloons got put up by aradia and cronus and kankri is doing some party favors but nobody got costumes yet lmao 14:31:52
(( right now roxy is challenging eridan to fix her 'sex life' because he wouldn't give up the idea that her and kankri were just moirails and cronus is just chilling on the couch eating food 14:32:45
TG: (( aye thats a lot done tho 14:32:47
(( true that 14:33:01
(( all we really need is possibly music and some games and then the costumes and we nailed it 14:33:30
TG: (( oh damn i didnt even see the eridan and roxy part 14:34:41
(( LMAO 14:34:55
TG: (( get your sex life fixed roxy bang a vantas 14:35:14
(( mf made her second guess herself and now she's like ok fishy boy teach me your rizzler ways 14:35:26
TG: (( oof now hopefully that doesnt backfire 14:35:48
(( the funniest part is she does not expect to bang the vantas at all shes just seeing how full of shit eridan is 14:36:11
(( cus all she knows is he's related to cronus 14:36:23
TG: (( lmao thats hilarious im tempted to jump in at that part just to fuck along with it 14:37:19
(( when eri mun comes back we can ask lmao 14:37:47
(( they are sleeping after being awake for over 22 hours 14:38:20
(( tbh im doing exactly the same thing 14:38:28
(( my ass couldn't sleep 14:38:34
TG: (( haha thats fine itd just be dave backing up whatever wild ass shit he says and tacking on bad advice 14:38:37
TG: ((yall crazy sleep is so good 14:38:46
(( thats so fucking funny 14:38:48
(( no i usually sleep 10-15 hours i was just super sick and then my body was like ok stay awake for as long as you can go 14:39:25
(( it hates me 14:39:31
TG: (( oof rip 14:40:02
(( i have unfortunate sleep timing aswell 14:40:21
so i will probably pass out for 10ish hours in the next hour or so 14:40:35
(( but i promise i come back when i wake up lmao 14:40:51
TG: (( haha okay have some good dreams on derse 14:42:04
(( lmao 14:42:25
(( will cya later when i wake up tho 14:42:43
TG: (( i should still be lurking at that point haha cya 14:43:01
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((0/10 do not recommend 16:51:32
TG: ((yall are wild 16:53:03
((cant argue w/ that 16:54:37
TG: (( haha cronus mun was telling me yall got a lot of the party stuff set up 16:56:27
((idk unfortunately sollux was too busy drooling over porrim to pay much attention to the party stuff 16:58:04
TG: ((lmao whore 16:58:45
TG: ((valid tho 16:58:47
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((hes very susceptible to attractive people, what can i say 17:00:10
TG: (( the truth spitting mad truth 17:00:51
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TG: (( gm 18:26:33
TG: ((sleep well? 18:26:37
(nya :v 18:27:33
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(network explosION :v we rolling crayzee for the gacha system today bois 19:04:11
TG: (( aww damn what unit are we aiming for in this gacha pull? 19:04:34
(uhhhhhhh our 70th Son Goku :v 19:05:23
TG: (( word got get that finally copy for his..ugh UR++ sixth level spirit bomb 19:07:09
(:v huh 19:07:38
TG: (( gacha talk 19:08:23
(tweaking, i just play the video game and get mad when the unit gets blown up on my 700th run eelmao 19:08:56
TG: (( insanity style just keep doing the same thing lmao 19:09:48
(it'll be worth >:v im gonna win this time 19:10:35
TG: (( yeah 701 is the charm they always say 19:11:00
(WE SAIYANS HAVE NO LIMITS *8 billion HP lost* 19:14:20
TG: (( lmao hello vegeta 19:15:06
(i return from gaming (its a lie chat a rhythm game is on rn) :V time to bang out a lil bit of EYE CANDY for peeps to latch on to 21:22:13
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Okay! Progress! Kankri was actually done with his bag for Roxy! He managed to decide on how he was going to do the designs for the bags: the bag itself was going to be red, then the person who it was meant for would have an identifying insignia on it in a color that went with them, and to tie things together there would be some party tissue paper of a matching color to the insignia to crest the bags and keep the presents both safe and obscured. Yes, Kankri has truly outdone himself for a first time crafter of party favors! He gently booped the nose of the pink cat on the bag's face, happy with what he filled its contents with and hoping Roxy will feel the same later! Kankri had been vaguely paying attention to the noises around him-- he did peer over his shoulder a few times hearing both his AND Karkat's named being mentioned, but each time he did, it was clear that Roxy was attempting to befriend the smaller Ampora. Hm.[br] [br]Be it far from Kankri to gatekeep his... are they truly decided on what they are? He was so happy to see the Lalonde's return, it completely slipped his pan to ask if they had made a definitive choice. Gosh, that makes him so nervous, astoundingly so! What if she says no- well, that would be plenty alright. It would [i]hurt[/i], but he would live- erm, [i]afterlive[/i] with it. He would have to. Just. Focus on the rest of the bags, Vantas![br] [br] 21:38:37
Kankri believed himself an afficionado of people, which is not too far off given he IS a Bloodbound Seer, after all, but that only works well with people he knows. There are a few unknowns here in the form of the younger Captor and Eridan, but he supposes he can get a general sense of what they may or may not be receptive to as a parting party gift. If he can not think of things for the pair, he will simply go the safe route and give general niceties, Kankri is prepared for most possible contingencies, he will not fail at being a gift giver! Besides, he couldn't exactly tell what was being said betwixt his lady friend and the smaller Ampora, anyways- not with his distance factored in, as well as another conversation taking place to also fill the air. 21:40:00
(W mans w mans >:v now back to the rhythms 21:41:13
TG: (( oh i was told about this lmao. i was gonna offer when eridan and roxy are both on if dave can slide in. hed be agreeing with whatever wild thing eridan saying and giving out his own off the wall advice just for shits and giggles. if not theyd rather not then he might come bother kankri lmao 21:49:06
(WEEMST shall see :V how... [i]WACCKY[/i] and [i]CRITICAL[/i] things will get if such SHENANIGANS ensue 21:52:47
(pure ZANINESS :9 21:52:56
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(:v wells wells wells whadda we got here 22:28:18
((i feel so scrunkled 22:30:03
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((hello 23:24:46
(doubleBeanburritos 23:25:02
((howdy 23:25:24
((now that im no longer delirious i am strongly considering taking on a second muse for real 23:27:09
(doubleTrouble :9 23:27:28
((hell yeah 23:27:50
((im back omg 23:33:32
((hi back im dad 23:33:53
((ill gut you 23:34:21
((i wish you would 23:34:50
(:v c a p 23:37:31
((hm 23:37:50
((also davve im happy to let you in 23:40:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] Especially as a double entendre, Porrim was certainly more than capable of giving just about anyone some ‘much-needed relief.’ Save for those who get on her nerves, that is. Although she didn’t comment on what he’d said, a coquettish giggle did leave her lips. “If anything, I’d be mo+re inclined to+ ask if yo+u’re sure if I wo+n’t be to+o+ much fo+r yo+u.” Porrim could be quite a lot, though she certainly had no shame in that regard. “I can handle quite a lo+t, but it may very well make it difficult fo+r me to+ keep my hands to+ myself.” She flashed a wink towards Sollux, adjusting her skirt a little before patting her lap. 23:40:45
TG: (( hell yeah 23:46:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] “wwell obvviously not you should definitely test the wwaters first and make sure they feel the same for you otherwwise youre diggin your owwn gravve” Eridan put his hand up in a defensive sort of way, he knew that what he was saying was based on his own experiences and how he handles quadrants, but he wasn’t telling Roxy to do anything “im not tryin to tell you wwhat to do or wwho to pail wwith and im obvviously not going to tell you howw to do that you can figure that out yourself” Eridan gave roxy a look of disdain as she stared into his dead eyes, baring his teeth just enough to get the ‘ew’ point across. He really doesn’t want to know about how humans do what they do. 23:48:18
((eridan is so me 23:49:24
((howw can you be me if im me 23:49:36
((we're becoming one 23:49:50
((erisolsprite 2 23:49:54
(Siamese Twin :v 23:49:55
((lets hold hands 23:50:02
((*blushes* o-okay~ 23:50:14
((my first intimate act in 5 years omg 23:50:35
((lol? 23:50:41
((imagine 23:50:44
((remember when bliss dogged on me 23:50:57
((whats crazy is i think thats true for me too 23:51:05
((im telling you we're the same person 23:51:09
(:v i was not there but it sounds like it was funny 23:51:12
((its been at least 5 for me as well im pretty sure 23:51:21
TG: (( lol gay 23:51:21
((i need to knoww more honestly 23:51:35
((well i was like "guys i think i might be aroace" and bliss instantly said "you THINK" 23:51:40
(OH I was there, I remember >:u now im mad again, all that WEDDING PLANNING GONE TO WASTE 23:52:31
((like im demi at least but who knows at this point really 23:52:49
(idk, lets ask god :V 23:53:09
((also sol yes lets start merging already 23:53:38
((fuck yeah 00:02:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX[/color][/url]: "oh really? eh, that 2houldn't be a problem. ii hope your hand2 liike what they fiind." [color=#746b00]Sollux quirks an eyebrow, smirks a little. He thinks he's [i]sooo[/i] sauve and charming. Carefully, he sits down on Porrim's lap, sideways so as not to be too [i]too[/i] intimate too quickly. After a half-second of hesitation, he decides "fuck it", and loops an arm around her waist as well. Does he have any idea what to expect here? No. But if all that comes out of this interaction is sitting in a pretty girl's lap, he'll be fine with that too. She is very comfortable, after all.[/color] "what make2 you thiink ii couldn't handle you?" 00:11:04
((porrim just starts eating him alive 00:11:53
(Grasshopper Queen uvu 00:12:05
((u mean praying mantis really 00:12:16
(Whatever the case, someone is getting eaten and a bug allegory will be made >:v 00:12:42
((i see nothing wrong with that 00:18:05
((sometimes i thnk about just making porrim flashbang people 00:22:03
((if i was a rainbowdrinker id be doing that constantly 00:22:11
(the amount of written fines Kankri would give her 00:23:26
((oop 00:23:39
("30 minutes of the corner." 00:24:08
((time to wwatch this all happen wwhile i stay frozen in time 00:24:18
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(:v... >:v CLOWN3RY 00:32:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] It didn’t take long after Sollux sat down, even with his own terse hesitation, before Porrim slid one of her hands up Sollux’s chest. Her fingertips tentatively felt over his throat, trailing over to the side of his neck until her hand finally cape to rest against the nape of his neck. His question did give her pause, a small hum escaping her. “Well, let’s just say that I have quite a lo+t o+f energy.” Her tongue poked out, brushing over her labret piercing before running over one of her fangs. “Ho+lding back isn’t always o+ne o+f my stro+ng suits.” 00:32:49
((guess u could say im..... down to clown 00:36:07
(banned :V PULL THE LEVER KRONK 00:38:23
((brb 00:40:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] On one side of the room, Latula had been setting up a bunch of bottles on two ends of a long table. That’s right, she was setting up ring toss. She had also eventually ended up setting up a few game systems by the entertainment center, things like troll mario party and troll super smash bros. Games were definitely her forte, so it was the best way that she would be able to contribute to the party. Plus, she could absolute destroy a bunch of noobs later once people started joining in on the party. There was also a brief consideration of setting up a balloon popping game on one of the walls, but having any sharp objects be of easy access was probably not a good idea considering some of the people there. 00:45:04
(i forgor Latuler was just sitting around after her unsuccessful attempt of having a deathmatch with Sollux 00:50:50
((yeah she was standing there fucking around at the cards table she set up 01:00:58
(She's plotting, scheming to sneak Sollux with a jaw shot 01:02:18
((punching sollux? 01:03:30
((soon 01:03:49
((bros gonna lose more teeth 01:04:58
(Latula vs A Flight Of Stairs 01:05:30
((i wwarned you bro 01:05:42
((which one does more damage 01:05:43
((latula wwill just pull the board out of her ass and do a sick flip off the rail 01:06:12
((and land directly on sollux's face 01:06:39
((ollie right off that man 01:06:51
(([color=#008282]FULL THROTTLE 01:07:19