[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( okay its safe now 18:52:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( squishes him like a stress ball 18:53:13
(( i'm gonna read this inhale it 18:53:15
(gay panic as he's soon met with Boypeta bare butt booty naked :v 18:53:23
(( brother seeing boypeta ass and gamzee naked 18:53:42
(( honestly dude is going to fucking tweak 18:55:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( *impression 18:57:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( CURSES.... MY ONE, SINGULAR TYPO... 18:57:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( *explodes into a million little daves* 18:58:01
(( he's going to see the trolls and think they are going to kill his ass again isn't he 18:58:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( yeah hes gonna tweak when he sees trolls, realistically, hes going to bust a katana with dreambubble logic subconsciously and fucking lose it 18:59:10
(( is it bad i want a battle with alpha bro and mindfang just because his death 18:59:13
(( LMAO 18:59:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMAO THAT'S FINE 18:59:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( he literally looks one for one like Dave, but older. 18:59:52
(( after all that shit with dave before only to find out alpha dave is trying to beat her ass 18:59:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LOL 19:00:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( picks him up and smooches him on the forehead, mwah, hes so TRAUMATIZED 19:00:28
(( LMAO 19:00:32
(( girl not realizing the difference at first because she knows the bubbles warp time and is like hey you're back you don't hate me right? 19:01:09
(( gets stabbed 19:01:13
(( she's like alright then i understand 19:01:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMFAOOOOO 19:01:24
[color=#000000]~Oh my god... you actually fucking did it- you piece of shit. First my brother and now my goddamn Bro?~ 19:02:09
[color=#000000]~Your goddamn audacity.~ 19:02:30
(( look mindfang has it again 19:02:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( IN MY DEFENSE YOU KNEW I WAS COOKING THIS POST UP 19:02:42
(( it's fine 19:02:44
[color=#000000]~That doesn't make it sting any less.~ 19:02:53
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( my bad big dawg maybe you can say hi to your dadbrotherguardian sometime... 19:03:25
[color=#000000]~And traumatize him further?~ 19:03:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( i mean, like, hed probably be really happy to see you...? if he realizes its you idk 19:04:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( but first hes gotta have a showdown with mindfang 19:04:55
(( its okay she will do whats right despite not realizing what the fuck is going on 19:06:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( thatll be fun-- shes got whacky magic dice it wont be fair at all LMAO-- if it were straight HANDS and SWORDFIGHTING he would [i]actually[/i] stand toe to toe with her 19:06:59
(( even if he stabs her a lot 19:07:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( oh my god 19:07:18
(( LMAO 19:07:21
(( she does have a cutlass 19:07:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( hell yeah she does theres no way shes not a badass sword wielder, she kinda has to be 19:08:18
(( exactly 19:09:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( alpha bro's got that unmatched martial prowess above any other human being in canon from what dirk says so i roll with the fact hes a freak of nature as a fighter 19:09:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( dirk gets that shit from somewhere after all 19:09:33
[color=#000000]~Well. Yeah. We're both survivors. We have no choice but to live in extremes.~ 19:09:51
[color=#000000]~He did what he had to do.~ 19:10:02
[color=#000000]~Even if it was killing him.~ 19:10:09
[color=#000000]~... can I meet him?~ 19:10:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( yeah, dic ill self-write it out with you 19:10:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( eventually 19:10:48
[color=#000000]~... cool. Awesome.~ 19:11:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( :3 after i torment him tho 19:11:15
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[color=#000000]~Oh fuck you dude.~ 19:11:22
(( mindfang might get the shit be out of her but she'll try her best to not harm him that much 19:11:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( WHAAAAT, I NEED HIM TO TWEAK ABOUT THE TROLLS SOME BEFORE I CAN EVEN REMOTELY LET HIM HAVE SOME PEACE... 19:11:46
[color=#000000]~Fucking. Whatever, who am I to get in the way of artistic integrity? I say, again, knowing this is still bullshit regardless. You're a monster.~ 19:12:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( :y 19:12:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( mindfang thinking this is some kind of older dave she knows is so funny 19:13:05
(( look they look almost exactly the same to some extent 19:13:39
(( give her some credit for not realizing the time difference lmao 19:13:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LOL 19:14:06
(( like karkat acted like he hadn't been there for months and then had a strider land on him 19:14:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( as a celebrity he definitely had the money to make his youthful appearance go farther for longer, thats what GOOD HEALTH CARE and money can get you... 19:14:41
(( lmao 19:14:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( for a man whos literally 40, hes hot af 19:15:06
(( hey at least he can feel pride knowing he fooled mindfang 19:15:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( he doesnt even know who the fuck she is just that shes another one of the same race of aliens that HIC is 19:15:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( AKA its a fade on sight 19:15:42
(( yea 19:15:44
(( lmoa 19:15:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( looking like some rabid feral animal coming out of the woodworks to fucking attack her 19:16:23
(( girl having to pull her damn sword out the moment decides violence 19:16:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( heheheheeee 19:16:38
(ûvû shit i'd crashout on a giant woman too if HIC terraformed my planet and put juggalos in office 19:17:52
(( fair enough 19:18:11
(( though mindfang wouldn't know shit about that either and be like damn thats unfortunate. 19:18:42
(:perfectcell: but i would also MAKEOUT with a giant woman, even if HIC terraformed my planet 19:19:08
(( to be fair it also doesn't help mindfang is 8'8 19:19:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( yeah hes going to default to violence 19:19:56
(( girl just exists and hes like oh hell no 19:19:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( real 19:20:03
(( she's going to be mostly defensive and have to actively think about how to nullify his ass 19:21:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( put his dumbass to ninis 19:22:15
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( mindfang would be surprised to find him NOT DESPAWNING either 19:22:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( mindfang: did he fucking kill himself what 19:22:45
(( fighting for a while then goes ughh have to force him awake again and then its like hold up he's not leaving?!?!? 19:22:46
(( she'd actually believe that too 19:22:56
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(*Mindfang, crying because a version of her Glorious Firstmate killed himself* 19:35:58
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(( LMAO 19:39:04
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( me in my head: i format the start of the fight like a movie script 19:49:24
(Boomer Redman :handshake: Regular Redman[br]"Scooby Doo is the best movie of all time" 19:49:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( . . . hm yes this would appease me and my extra s FUCK antics . . . 19:49:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( BOOMER REDMAN 19:49:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( *REDMAN 19:49:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMAO 19:50:00
(*redman as if it wasnt already redman 19:50:12
((:0 19:50:32
(my beloved, you need to drink water :v 19:50:41
(( mindfang is going to either have to take him to the mansion or the ship but seeing how violent the redman was with her she may just take his sleeping ass to her boat and wake him up possibly in the brig 19:51:20
(( cursing the entire time 19:51:35
(( every bad word 19:51:43
(Jailed for being sexy and red 19:53:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"hey fuck you. the live action 2002 "Scooby-Doo" was the best live adaptation i'd ever laid eyes upon. that was the best 1 hour 26 minutes i'd ever spent in my entire life and it inspired me to one day adapt my comic i was working on into a full fledged movie series. best fucking decision i ever made."[/color] 19:53:22
(( mindfang not knowing anything he's saying besides the comic, she's like what does that mean 19:54:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMAO TAKING HIM TO THE BRIG.... THROW HIM IN A CELL PLEASE... this shit finna be so fucking funny 19:55:00
(( LMAO 19:55:09
(( yes 19:55:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( im so down please god 19:55:24
(( she's like he's being too violent for my chambers right now better get in the brig 19:55:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HAHAHA 19:55:49
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HE WAKES UP IN JAIL 19:55:55
(( i don't want him tearing up my room 19:55:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( CACKLING-- 19:56:04
(( he's like this is not the first time i've been imprisoned 19:56:17
(Boomer Redman :handshake: Troll Redman[br]"That Damn Pirate." 19:56:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"this ain't my first time in custody but it's damn sure my first time being held on a fucking boat." 19:57:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"'cept there ain't no dog i can try to lure over with a bone like this is pirates of the caribbean this is such bullshit."[/color] 19:58:18
(( girl is like i would have brought you to my chambers but you were being so destructive and tried to stab me so i had to keep you from possibly hurting others. 19:58:37
(( HELP LMAO?! 19:58:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( TO HER [i]CHAMBERS[/i] 19:58:58
((freaky 19:59:10
(( that's just how she talks 19:59:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave, BAFFLED? CONFUSED??? SCAROUSED MAYBE??????? 19:59:13
(( LMAO 19:59:17
((😜 19:59:20
(( she's like why are you surprised you've been there before the fuck??? 19:59:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave, even more confused: [color=#e00707]"what- banging an alien in her ship's chambers? i think that'd be a core memory for me lady. i don't remember [i]that[/i] at all. one of us is definitely lost in the sauce here." 20:01:47
(( LMAO 20:02:02
(( mindfang: wait so you did not just kill yourself??? 20:02:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( Dave, raising his brows over his shades: [color=#e00707]"um. actually, yeah. i did literally just die, you [i]could[/i] say it was a form of killing myself." 20:03:48
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(( hello equius 20:04:18
EQUIUS: ((Hi! 20:04:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"finally got to take that forever sleep i've been yearnin' for, for years, so." 20:04:34
((wweba eq 20:04:49
(( mindfang just deadpan staring at him like damn you really killed yourself over grief huh 20:05:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( this shit finna be funny af :U i wanna maximum confuse mindfang 20:05:35
(( good do it 20:05:54
(( well 20:06:01
(( later 20:06:03
(( still consoling karkat plus you have shit to do 20:06:13
(( but i prommie i will make it happen 20:06:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( well i'mma be disappeared until maybe sunday night ough... 20:06:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( but when i return we can make chaos happen 20:06:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( yee 20:06:58
(( aight 20:07:15
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(( but yea i understand with the disappeared for a bit 20:08:47
(( i should be on around then anyway lmao 20:09:04
(Dead or Alive: Milkshakes Are Mine 20:10:06
((mm milkshake 20:10:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( i need to write down this general timeline of events too so i dont forget-- if you want the scene to work out that way that is, but it's got so much HILARIOUS POTENTIAL i need him in JAIL 20:11:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( jailed on his first day in the bubble... 20:11:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( perfection 20:11:32
(( Yes make sure you write it down lmoa 20:11:43
(( girl gonna be like i need to take a walk after this shit then ends up wandering into him 20:12:12
(( it's like the fuck 20:12:17
("You're Roxy's son, right? I thought you were 300 months? You look closer to... 1000 months-" 20:13:19
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(( LMAO 20:15:11
(( 300 months is 30 20:15:26
((omg kiko 20:15:37
(are you sure? 20:16:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( EXUSE YOU HE'S LIKE A FINELY AGED WINE... he's JUST hit 40. 20:16:58
((google says 25 :0 20:16:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( he's a dilf.... 20:17:18
(yeah cause there's TWELVE months in a year >:v 20:17:21
(( fair 20:17:26
("You're old. Like a raisin." 20:17:40
(( to be fair mindfang is thousands of years old she doesn't know the difference 20:17:52
((man 20:17:53
((so real 20:17:56
(( she's gonna be like wdym old 20:18:07
([color=#e6001e]"okay, boy scout, how old are you?"[/color] "69 trillion most likely." 20:18:22
(( LMAO 20:18:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( [color=#e00707]"with my skincare routine? i'm still looking like i did when i was 32." 20:18:29
((god 20:18:34
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( ough... time to go... 20:19:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( salutes 20:19:55
((damn 20:19:56
(( godspeed 20:19:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( o7 20:19:59
(( see you sunday night 20:20:04
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( cya 20:20:09
((dont die 20:20:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( i'll try not to but no promises 20:20:24
(sayonara, shadow the davehog 20:20:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( B) 20:20:33
(Gay *with reverb* 20:20:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( D. Stri, out. 20:20:49
((wwell that unfortunately means im scenelocked again 20:21:47
((ggs 20:21:50
(:v nuh uh 20:22:39
((i wwas interacting wwith nep 20:22:58
((so yeah i am 20:23:01
(( boynep? 20:23:07
((r o u g h. 20:23:09