((and the sufferer 03:52:55
(( brother don't make me pull out all the gang 03:52:58
((and aradiabot 03:53:00
((and then brobot pulls up also 03:53:06
(( brobot stil has that note from roxy 03:53:15
((whats the note 03:53:20
((i completely forgot about it 03:53:25
(( where she said be right back don't hurt any one and protect them 03:53:40
(( lmao 03:53:42
((oh yeah 03:53:43
((well if theres an altercation expect brobot to show up 03:53:54
(( dude has been waiting for her to come back like a lost puppy for literal months 03:54:10
((now im itching to bring him in 03:55:46
((i miss that funny guy 03:55:53
(( our funny little guy 03:55:59
((wait wait so can i post now or nah 03:56:45
((just gonna hear the [TARGET LOCKED. SCANNING.] from the distance 03:56:54
((you can post yeah 03:56:57
((did kankri die 03:57:03
(( he's dead jim 03:57:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX[/color][/url]: Sollux rubs his poor little abused bottom and takes a deep breath. And then a second one because, well, duh. "iit'2 [i]fiine[/i]," he manages to say through gritted teeth. Don't be fooled, it [i]hurt like hell[/i] and he can already tell he'll be sitting weird for a while. But Aradia, for whatever reason, seems to be fond of these people. Even if she isn't his timeline's Aradia, he can't make a complete jackass of himself in front of her. God knows he doesn't need to give her more ammo to make fun of him for.[br] [br] He had screwed his eyes shut to prevent the accidental firing-off of his psionics, and opens them again once he's calmed down enough to glare at Latula. “and, on top of my a22 hurtiing, you managed to hurt my feeliing2 too by mii2takiing me for MT. ii diidn’t thiink ii wa2 [i]that[/i] ugly.” 03:58:13
(>:u excuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuUuUuUuUse ME princess. I am trying to avoid getting hit by V E H I C L E S 03:58:31
((latula is abt to blow sollux up 03:58:52
((wait i have an idea latula gets mad and a robot shows up to stop her from hitting sollux 03:59:19
(bite him 03:59:32
(( don't get hit by vehicles roxy needs kankri 03:59:58
(Brobot appears and Kankri starts stretching "I want my salty runback" 04:00:21
(( lmao 04:00:28
(( meulin in the wall writing everything down 04:01:12
([color=olive]nya nya nya *Brobot ♤ Kankri???* 04:02:13
(( LMAo 04:02:19
(("hes stealing our kismesis jump him" 04:02:28
(( roxy watching in horror as kurloz and meulin beat up brobot 04:02:58
(ALMOST FORGOT KANKRI GETS JUMPED IN HIS QUADRANTS EELMAO 04:03:19
((literally in a forced kismesitude 04:03:32
(( LMAO 04:03:32
(( brother has a cat and a clown in his kismesis quadrant 04:04:02
((its time to enter 04:04:29
(a boomba la caca 04:05:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Darkness, enveloping… wait a minute. Eridan pulled his head up from the floor, looking around the dark room(?) he was in. His scarf tied neatly into a knot restraining his arms, he tried his best to adjust his glasses on his face using his shoulder. As he got a good look at his surroundings, he realized, this is a fucking closet. Eridan’s brow furrowed, he knew what he had to do. Moving himself into position, back against the wall, with one swift motion Eridan began attempting to kick the door down. Well this definitely wouldn’t be as effective as just trying to get out of his homemade restraints, but what’re you do to when you’re stuck in a random closet. 04:05:19
((yay yay yippie 04:05:27
(( yippee also lmao wtf 04:06:06
((really enjoy sollux in the troll!gorillaz t shirt 04:06:14
((so real 04:06:28
(( i agree with that 04:06:39
(trorillaz my beloved 04:07:01
((also lol eridan's in the closet 04:07:04
((coming out story when 04:07:07
(( eridan needs help out of the closet 04:07:15
(tell him to do the thugshaker 04:07:37
((left in the closet like alwways 04:07:39
(( cronus fr gonna laugh at him 04:07:51
(( the moment he finds out 04:07:56
((i mean everyone is hearing him kicking the closet door rn 04:08:09
((its not like this is his fault 04:08:09
((yeah real 04:08:15
(( eridan about to lose his mind in that closet 04:09:03
((man 04:09:18
(dont look over here, Kankri is fighting demons on what to address first (Roxy wins always) 04:09:59
(( lmao yes 04:10:06
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri would roll his eyes, but what good would that do him when-- [i]what the fuck is THAT-[/i] his Seer [i]Sight[/i] just picked up on two things: 1. Latula was creeping in through the window and 2., MOST IMPORTANTLY, a random bloodline suddenly just popped back into existence for him. It was bizarre to see it happen. His brows knit with confusion and minor concern, but then came the absolutely MOST TRIGGERING, BOMBASTIC, KNUCKLEHEADED ENTRANCE OF ONE GAMER GIRL TURNED BOOTY BANDIT: LATULA PYROPE. The explosive sound of Captor Cheeks involuntarily clapping encompassed all of Kankri's atrention until he heard the familiar voice of a human. One who has been away for... [i]who cares how long, it felt like an eternity for him either way.[/i] The Vantas was too stunned to speak, a rarity, but the ensuing chaos coupled with the returned of a beloved individual was enough to stunt his voice as Roxy caught him in a hug. Maybe not quite as cozy given Kankri was in his pajamas rather than his sweater, but still especially warm given his blood. And now there was BANGING coming from some arbitrary door somewhere in the mansion-- it is overwhelming what does he do, whatdoeshedowhatdoeshedowhatdoeshedowhatdoeshedo? UhhhhhHHHHHHHHHH Roxy! Save him! He proceeds to return the hug in full, tender and bountiful with love. He missed her way more than he thought, he isn't crying YOU'RE crying! 04:15:01
(( brother is crying oh lord 04:16:46
(nya uh he is just umm um um um um sweating 04:20:43
((me wwhen i swweat from my eyes 04:20:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Latula would have been more than happy to simply move past that fiasco, especially since Sollux seemed to (half-heartedly) accept her apology. That all went out the window when he insinuated that Mituna was ugly. “h3y you b3tt3r t4k3 th4t sh1t b4ck! 1 dont c4r3 who you 4r3 NOBODY 1nsultz mt!” It almost seemed like she was about ready to start a fight. She was about ready to wallop Sollux when she was interrupted by the sound of someone banging on a door somewhere. 04:21:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] The banging thankfully wouldn’t last too long, since Porrim happened to be nearby. She paused in front of the closet for a moment before opening the door and looking down at Eridan. This was certainly an unfamiliar sight. He looked quite akin to how Cronus looked once upon a time, but for now it was obvious he was in need of help. Bending forward, Porrim reached around Eridan to unknot the scarf that was restraining him. “I wo+uld ask ho+w so+meo+ne so+ cute ended up in a po+sitio+n like this, but I wo+n’t pry into+ what so+rts o+f things an Ampo+ra gets up to+ in his free time.” She stepped back once she had gotten the scarf off, holding it back out to him. “I assume this belo+ngs to+ yo+u?” 04:21:52
(( porrim to the rescue lmao 04:22:28
(but at what cost? 04:24:10
(( the ampora bloodline 04:24:38
((her shins getting kicked in probably 04:24:43
(( the literal blood 04:24:44
(( girl will drink you like a juicebox 04:25:05
((in about 3 mins in rp theyre going to hear eridan screaming as he gets launched through a wall 04:25:05
(( LMAO 04:25:11
(the juiceboxes :v 04:25:22
(( porrim doesn't take kindly to the fish being rude 04:25:39
(Porrim gives everyone till the count of 3 (Kankri gets till the count of 6 because he's special ûvû) to apologize before she starts yeeting them 04:29:24
((yeah 04:30:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] he did not mean to actually give latula ideas on how to greet every single captor she knows with an ass slap, good job cronus you fool you should have not opened your stupid mouth. “latula it vwas a question not a suggestion but alright. i feel i should apologize to all the future, past and present captors for that.” his attention turned to kankri and roxy, for a brief moment until latula started getting heated about mituna’s appearance. He won’t be getting involved unless it gets really bad but for now he’s going to hopefully keep himself and possibly aradia out of the conflict. Then silence with several loud banging noises happened. “this place gets really livwely vwhen captors showv up.” 04:30:56
((i mean eridan finally tastes some freedom only to have a pair of tits in his face while getting untied 04:31:07
((you say that like thats a bad thing 04:36:32
((wwink wwonk 04:36:47
(tiddy savior is eville, there's always a damn catch >:v 04:36:54
((bet sollux wishes her tits were in his face rn 04:36:54
((fuck eridan porrim should come put her tits in my face rn 04:37:00
((omg you beat me to it 04:37:03
((LMFAO 04:37:03
(( LMAO 04:37:09
((BRO 04:37:14
((i cant believe this 04:37:15
((porrim walks in and sollux instantly forget abt the pain in his ass 04:37:18
((HELP? 04:37:19
((emotional support tits 04:37:32
(( porrim would put her tits in sollux's face and cronus gonna be a bit mad 04:37:35
((literally 04:37:37
(( lmao 04:37:37
((cronus u literally killed her u dont get to be mad 04:37:50
((porrim should give sollux a new pain in his ass instead 04:37:54
((i mean what 04:37:57
(( dude it was an accident 04:37:57
((real 04:37:59
((dont let her hear u say that 04:38:05
(( cronus is sad he is no longer her favorite juicebox 04:38:25
((she walks in and sollux sees it in slow motion like the movies 04:38:32
("Y9U KEEP D9ING THIS!" [color=#00862b]"Do+ what?" *bazingers, mad out* 04:38:32
(( he shouldn't be 04:38:33
((i heard the strap 04:38:36
(( cronus gonna put his face in aradias bazingers instead to 04:39:08
(( make himself feel better 04:39:14
((i mean aradias are bigger 04:39:15
(( yea 04:39:20
(( lmao 04:39:25
((most wicked tits in the kingdom 04:39:32
(Tit Kingdom is wild 04:39:44
((💀💀 04:39:56
(Tiddies (By Size) Tier List when >:v 04:40:03
((Porrim < Latula < Aranea < Aradia 04:40:27
(damn. Wait what the fuck why has Kankri- nvm im not finishing that sentence :v 04:40:59
((💀💀💀💀💀 04:41:09
(( cronus < disciple < mindfang < roxy < meulin 04:41:30
(( i am not sorry 04:41:33
((why is cronus there 04:41:35
(( he has no tiddie 04:41:41
((kurloz's tits are the biggest 04:41:44
(what the hell happen to Disc eelmao 04:41:55
((help 04:42:00
((muscle 04:42:00
(( disciple has good tiddie but she strong 04:42:02
(chesticles, I understand 04:42:30
(( meulin has a rack tho 04:42:34
(( lmao 04:42:36
(( ok back to me typing shit out 04:42:57
(feral junkyard cat vs housecat that escapes the home every so often 04:43:16
((rp is flying away we were invested in the tits 04:43:16
((RAGH 04:43:32
(We? Arrr arrr arrr, [i]"We"[/i] 04:43:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Bang! Bang! Bang? Wait, the closet door, it was opening. Had his prayers been answered? Eridan tucked his legs back into his body as the Maryam reached around him to undo the scarf restraining his arms. Ohgodohfuck uhhh his face flushed completely violet as Porrim was undoing his restraint, her chest was borderline pushed against his face and he had literally no form of escape from this. Eridan was borderline holding his breath, his fins dropping completely, so much so that they were almost pressed against the sides of his head. “you dont need to concern yourself in the matters of those higher than you.” Eridan’s expression for a split second changed from one of embarrassment to one of his usual disdain. After what felt like a millenia though, it was over, he let the air out from his chest. He looked down at the floor, adjusted his glasses and looked back to Porrim who was now holding his scarf out to him. “yes it does obvviously” Eridan snatched it away, putting it on and then pushing past Porrim to get out of the closet. 04:43:44
(( those are fighting words eridan 04:44:17
((alwways 04:44:23
(( don't say that with tits that can suffocate you 04:44:29
((oh no wwhatevver shall i do 04:44:45
((im so helpless 04:44:48
(gets turned into a violet melon and is sent back to the lobby 04:45:12
(nah nasty immediate classism is insanw :lol: i didnt even peep 04:47:03
((hehe 04:47:12
((wwhat else wwould you expect from eridan i mean really 04:47:27
(what the hell :v 04:47:55
(( don't worry about it i wanted ooc colors to be diff 04:48:08
(Ohohohoho OOOOOOHoohoohoo 04:48:28
(( dumbass forgor to paste the thing 04:48:34
(( my ass over complicating my reply for roxy 04:49:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX[/color][/url]: "ii gue22 that'2 what they mean when they 2ay love ii2 bliind. but iit'2 not an iin2ult iif iit'2 true." He shrugs. It's hard to miss the way Latula seems to be getting amped up for a moment there, but he's not going to fight her over something as trivial as thinking Mituna is ugly. For a moment his gaze drifts over to the commotion at the closet and, seeing that it's some Eridan nonsense, goes right back to ignoring it. "[i]anyway.[/i] weren't we talkiing about a party or 2omethiing?" 04:49:37
(extra complicate it :v 04:50:03
((wwoww okay sol i see howw it is </3 04:53:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] A lot was happening at the moment, sollux screaming due to an ass slap, latula getting ready to fight sollux and in general just a banging noise that started for several minutes only for it to abruptly stop, did that deter roxy from her hug? Absolutely not, she’s absolutely loving this reunion even if its chaotic. She could care less about the outfit kankri is wearing at this moment, she’s just super happy and excited to see he’s doing alright after everything that happened months prior. She’d make light trill noises for a moment, before loosening her grip on the hug to make sure he’s a little more comfortable. Another few minutes pass and the banging seems to cease and she pulls away from the hug, wiping away any stray tears that are on his face. “its so fuckin nice to see u again ik it took a long ass time but i got everythin i needed done and i did my taxes and all that oh also told them about dirk got that shit sorted for him so he doesnt even have 2 show up unless he wants to so all n all i dont have 2 leave unless its an emergency or if i want to leave also a party sounds fun what kind of party?” 04:54:11
((well is it or is it not eridan nonsense. i rest my case your honor 04:54:53
(He's right, turn him loose :v 04:55:17
((adjourned 04:55:18
((god 04:55:21
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] Wow, and she thought that Cronus used to have an attitude problem. He may be cute, but she would likely not be helping this particular Ampora ever again. “Yo+u’re [i]welcome.[/i]” She would be rolling her eyes if she had any pupils, but it was obvious this particular troll was not worth her time. For now, she would make her way to the living room where everyone else had gathered. She had heard there was the makings of a party in the works. Her eyes angled towards the embrace being shared between Roxy and Kankri, and she promptly decided not to acknowledge it. As she made her way in, she rested her hand on Latula’s shoulder to move her away gently so that she could create some space between her and the younger, much more snooty, Captor. “Based o+n the so+und I heard earlier, yo+u must be So+llux. My name is Po+rrim. I ho+pe my friend hasn’t caused yo+u [i]to+o+[/i] much damage. It’d be a shame fo+r ano+ther handso+me tro+ll to+ be felled by her hand, I think.” Her lips curved into a gentle smile as she held her hand out towards Sollux, offering it for a handshake. 04:55:31
(( LMAO 04:55:40
((mr steal your girl 04:57:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Aradia didn’t mind staying off to the side and away from the potential fight that might happen, so she was really just standing there and watching it happen. It wasn’t like [i]she[/i] was going to try to break them up. “yes! the party!” She moved away from Cronus, shuffling away from the small gathering of people to start setting up decorations. Being able to use telekinesis made putting them up much easier than it would have been otherwise, especially for someone as tiny as her. “maybe someone else can go get the food and drinks? oh- hi eridan!” Aradia returned her attention to the decor, which was all looking a little bit silly since it was mostly just party streamers pinned up around the walls. Ah, yes, and balloons! Balloons are fun, right? 05:00:41
((brb 05:01:05
(( aight 05:01:11
(bean burrito hours :v 05:01:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] After Eridan pushed past Porrim, he’d find himself walking around for a bit before stumbling upon the living room himself. He took a minute to scan the room, but alas, no one he really cared to talk to. Wait he’s being greeted “oh hey ara-” His eyes continued to look around before he made eye contact with a couch across the room, he made his way towards it so he could take a seat and maybe compose himself a bit after that intense closet mess. I mean who opens like that anyway? 05:03:52
((yayaya 05:03:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX[/color][/url]: "hah. iit’2 totally mortiifyiing that you heard that. ii’d 2ay ii’m way u2ually way cooler than that, but that’d be a complete liie." [color=#660]Sollux shakes Porrim’s offered hand. He thinks it’s a little overly formal, but it sure beats getting his behind blitzed by someone he barely knows. For a brief moment, he looks past Porrim to give Eridan a smug look. He’d say something like [i]good job scaring off the hottie, idiot[/i] if he were close enough to the seadweller. And if he weren’t currently talking to said hottie[/color] "ii’m 2ollux. and, ii don’t know about [i]hand2ome[/i]. e2peciially not compared to... 2ome of the other people here." 05:08:02
((fiesty 05:09:00
((its getting catty in here 05:09:07
("you literally scared the hoes." 05:09:25
(( lmao 05:09:27
((ill get you wwhen i clean my cod damn glasses again 05:10:42
((god 05:12:50
((i need to clean my glasses too 05:12:54
((why did you make me realize how dirty my glasses are 05:13:00
((cause i took mine off and realized i smudged mine at some point 05:13:24
(( yall don't mke me clean my glasses 05:14:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] he was having trouble taking in everything that was happening, which seemed to be quite a lot in a short span of time, once a party was mentioned he felt a little better. The last gathering they all had, everyone was naked in a hot spring. That was an interesting time, he’d look over and see aradia had moved to put up some decorations for it. His gaze looking over at sollux and porrim then over at eridan who had sat down, then aradia asked about balloons. “i think balloons can be fun, do you want some help decorating?” might as well make myself useful. 05:16:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan twiddled his thumbs for a bit, not really looking at anything or anyone in particular before, wait, this motherfucker. His eyes caught the mustardblood from across the room, his face showing pure scorn as his eyes locked onto Sollux. No way was this dude trying to push his buttons [i]even now[/i]. Eridan would be rolling his eyes as hard as possible here, but alas, he’s dead so there’s really no telling that he was rolling his eyes. “cant evven catch a cod forsaken break evven in a place like this..” he muttered to himself before slumping back into the couch. 05:20:45
(( if a fight breaks out brobot is going to come out and beat peoples asses 05:22:27
(( that's just a given 05:22:33
((if it happens it happens 05:23:48
((back 05:24:38
(( weba 05:24:44
(the rematch of an afterlifetime it's gonna be BLOODLINE RULEZ 05:24:48
(( lmao 05:24:55
(*bites pin* red GRENADE 05:25:12
((eridans ready for wwhite magics part 2 05:25:22
((electric boogaloo 05:25:28
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Everything was a maelstrom of insanity and for once, Kankri was NOT attempting to be a binding force of order. They can work it out themselves. The tomfoolery taking place around them was nothing more than fireworks to accentuate the reunion with his Special Human Lady! His tears were practically scalding to the touch, and thoigh his eyes were pure white, it was clear he was intently hanging on to every word Roxy spoke, nodding along to her explanation. Honestly, it sounded more like Roxy was trying to give him every reason as not to send her away again, and he truly commends her diligence. It was nice. It was getting crowded, yet Kankri felt like it was just the two of them in this room- at least until she mentioned the party and then he became acutely aware of how public this was, face flushing red, pushing past his embarrassment and giving Roxy a sweet little kiss to her forehead, "That's- that's excellent, R9xy, truly it is. We were planning 9n having s9me s9rt 9f c9stume party- I hate t9 ask a fav9r 9f y9u s9 s99n, 6ut perhaps y9u c9uld help Aradia and I set it up? Neither 9f us are all that well-versed in parties, 6ut y9urs seemed rather put-t9gether s9 t9 speak." 05:25:46
((*psionic boogaloo 05:25:55
(( roxy comes back after months [br] brobot: i am ready to fight whoever starts it 05:26:02
((eridan should blind sollux again itd be funny 05:26:05
((HELP 05:26:09
(( LMAO 05:26:09
(( roxy already deals with her blind sollux she's gonna be like wtf not again 05:26:38
(turns his sight off because he got the bitches A G A I N 05:26:39
((4 eyepatches this time 05:26:53