((latula will be sorely disappointed tho, this captor is packing approximately 0 cake 02:06:27
((maybe even negative cake 02:06:33
((she doesnt care its captor cake 02:06:35
((mitunas ass is probably in the negatives from being smacked constantly 02:06:47
((pfff 02:07:00
((its gone 02:07:02
((smacked a dent into his ass smh 02:07:07
((on god 02:07:11
(beyond a dent, brother was in agony. Lower back just gone 02:07:28
((shes coming soon trust 02:08:30
((like that guy in spongebob 02:08:32
/(([url=https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpiwfko7wy8e31.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0914bf12be77df52475a612fdee197460e5fb48b]mituna when latula gets thru with him[/url] 02:09:23
((ik theyre bite marks but shhh 02:09:26
(( mituna has buns of steel now 02:09:31
((definitely biting his whole ass off as well 02:09:48
(( kankri is going to have a surprise roxy 02:09:59
(( :) 02:10:03
(smooches her immediately, no holds barred 02:10:26
(( LMAO 02:10:50
((and sollux is going to have the hardest slap hes ever felt connect with his ass 02:10:51
(( eridan has entered the battlefield 02:12:50
((only wwhen i wwant to 02:13:14
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri peered over at the Cronus. Hmph. The Fish has swam from his cavern in the sea at long last to show his mug. Kankri, however, seemed less than thrilled to speak with his long-time buddy, but he has CLASS and MANNERS so he does so anyways, "Yes, greetings, Cronus. It is g99d t9 kn9w a rand9m act 9f zany shenanigans has n9t incapacitated y9u 9nce again. D9 n9t f9rget t9 get acquainted with the y9ung Capt9r 9ver here at s9me p9int." He soon directed his attention over to Sollux as they simply denied their participation in the Costume aspect. Oh well, Kankri is not going to police revelry, everyone may enjoy their party at their own pace and at any varying degree they wish, "Well, if y9u may sh9w up h9wever y9u wish, it is meant purely f9r the entertainment 9f all t9 enj9y." 02:13:16
(ANOTHER customer :V oh me oh my 02:13:53
(( fair enough lmao 02:14:03
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Unbeknownst to the locals, a window had carefully slid open in the living room from somebody outside. Latula had seen a signature pair of horns from the window and, because apparently she does not learn a lesson, has decided she must get a piece of that Captor ass. Then came the signature sound of a skateboard before Latula came flying through the window (without breaking it, this time, she has gotten good at opening the windows before jumping through them. She slid in, kicking off her board as she landed the hardest, and loudest, smack of the century to her next victim: Sollux. “h4h4h4 H3LLZ y34h! wh4tz go1ng on 1n h3r3?! you guyz w3r3nt pl4nn1ng on throw1ng 4 p4rty w1thout M3 w3r3 you?” 02:19:50
(That's Her, Officer! [i]THE CHEEK BANDIT![/i] 02:20:55
((the slap heard across the wworld 02:21:13
((he will be missed 02:21:15
(( roxy joining in right after saying i hope ou're doing well sollux only for his ass to die 02:21:30
((LMFAO 02:21:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] It is finally happening, the lalonde is back from her months long journey of completing her taxes and other bs. She would have been here sooner but she knew if she came back too soon, kankri would literally scold her like a puppy. Plus she had a handful of other things going on to cause the delay, she’d thought long and hard about her decision and she’d decided to stick around the bubbles for an indefinite amount of time, though her line of communications are 100% open at all times in case she’s needed. Walking into the mansion, the closer she got the more excited she felt to see all her friends again. A very bright and giddy attitude, the moment she was in the room and saw kankri! Calm roxy, greetings first then big hello’s. “its so good 2 see everyone also nice 2 see u here sollux i hope the bubbles r treatin u well u aswell aradia!!” once she was close enough to kankri, she’d pull him into a hug without warning. 02:22:07
(that slow ass warped Mario scream :v 02:22:12
(( kankri is now trapped in the lalonde grippers 02:22:49
((tom and jerry scream 02:23:01
((triggering really 02:23:10
(Latula into Roxy combo gotta be the most Triggering thing ever to happen in life 02:23:54
/(( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r3IHDr7M2s]sollux[/url] 02:23:56
((yeah 02:24:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] :o) 02:29:27
(o-o h-hey biggie kurry 02:30:01
((oh shit sjhdfjg 02:30:14
((sorry i stepped away to make dinner bc i figured i had more time til it was my turn again 02:30:24
(( nah ur good 02:30:33
((ur good lmfao 02:30:39
((i think its time to be funny maybe 02:30:45
((wwho knowws 02:30:48
(time to be GOOFY perhaps :v 02:30:59
(([i]maybe[/i] 02:31:11
(( kurloz watching from the walls 02:31:16
(( meulin also watching from the walls 02:31:25
((as always 02:31:25
((im lowkey still making dinner tbh so uhh give me a minute lol sorry 02:31:36
(( all good tyt 02:31:45
((the wwalls theyre speaking vvietnamese 02:31:46
((youre good lmfao 02:32:08
(Roxy was in the trenches dealing with them taxes :V 02:34:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/peggle-2-gif-YUDGkdi][color=#a1a100]SOLLUX[/color][/url]: For a blessed few moments, Sollux remained in blissful ignorance of what was coming. He thought he had heard the window opened, but paid it no mind when Roxy walked in. It was always good to see her. He gave her a little wave, and was [i]about[/i] to greet her in return, until... IT happened. Suddenly, before he even had time to react, came a HARD SLAP against his ass, harder than anything he's ever felt, including dying. "FUCK, OW!" He turns around to see who the hell did that, trying very, very hard not to accidentally [s]or intentionally[/s] activate his eyebeams in the process. "what the fuck wa2 that for??" 03:05:27
((hi i live 03:05:38
((wwhats for dinner 03:05:47
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(coconut milk :9 03:06:56
((bro took it better than the psiioniic himself 03:07:24
((trader joes gnocchi it was pretty good 03:07:51
((sexy 03:07:56
(( psii honestly almost fucking died 03:08:02
((again 03:08:07
((sollux is trying to be on his best behavior for aradias weird new friends 03:08:08
(( LMAO 03:08:14
((also waiting on cronus i think 03:08:15
((but theyre really trying his patience 03:08:18
((LMFAOOO 03:08:18
(( sorry i was distracted i'm got this now 03:08:31
(( the ass slap activating his psiioniics is so funny 03:09:13
(( light tap to the ass makes sollux a strobelight 03:09:27
((would be very unfortunate for latula but tbh i dont think she would even be that mad 03:09:30
((honestly what would even happen if he tried to fry her rn 03:11:15
((would she just immediately respawn 03:11:22
((not immediately she would have to make her way back but it wouldnt take her long 03:11:42
(( yea 03:11:48
((weve had plenty die before 03:11:57
((aradia is exempt bc shes there physically so she just revives right there 03:12:07
(( cronus dying and walking back atleast 3 times 03:12:14
((altho it takes her a minute 03:12:15
((lol so she gets sent back to her respawn point 03:12:23
((porrim died and had to walk back 03:12:25
(( yep 03:12:27
((the latula checkpoint 03:12:29
((yeah its like they get sent to a random memory and have to come back 03:12:32
(latuler went all in, put in that elbow grease, now there's a hole in the ceiling 03:15:15
(( cronus trying to articulate everything at the same time as its happening 03:16:32
((lol 03:16:41
(Kankri has a choice to make: Become biblically accurate and absolurely annihilate Latula with words ot kiss Roxy's dumb little cat forehead (bet on Tails always chat) 03:18:26
((wwhy not both 03:18:52
(en espanol :v 03:19:26
(( lmao 03:20:00
(Bronus Dudepora is left in hell for the 33rd time in a row 03:21:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/UnSdp][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url] [color=#6A006A] he wasn’t trying to be a douche he just didn’t know if sollux actually cared about being greeted by him, as it usually ends up with them being irritated anyway. A little sigh escaped him after being scolded via the vantas and being told to fuck off via the captor. Only for aradia to bunt him, his neutral expression from before softening and turning into a smile. “i missed you too, i vwas just busy and lost track of the time as you do in this place.” his attention moving towards the others making their entrances, watching latula come in waiting for her moment to strike only for roxy to walk in right after and somehow attach herself to kankri of all trolls, he needs more context but he’s not going to ask. Then the infamous ass slap and a light wince from the ampora, he knew that had to hurt. “latula is your goal to slap every single captor ass in existence. This is the third or fourth one. not that im shaming you or anything you just seem to show up more often for this exact reason.” 03:23:22
(( cronus knows how hard that girl hits and is the only one dumb enough to ask 03:24:19
(criminal deviants the whole lot of them 03:25:11
((man 03:26:35
(brBIZZLE gonna go nab some Bev 03:27:37
((honestly i should probably make some food 03:27:52
(( go make food it will be fine 03:28:07
((im going to burn dowwn my apartment wwith evveryone inside 03:28:27
((thats hot 03:28:40
((hehe 03:28:42
(([i]wwink[/i] 03:29:00
((anyways 03:29:27
((guess what 03:29:28
(chicken butt' gottem 03:29:45
((actually let me organize 03:30:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradia-megido-dJVXCsL][color=#A10000]ARADIA:[/url][color=#A10000] Yeah, it was pretty easy to lose track of time in this place. At least, for those who weren’t time players. As a time player, she was always acutely aware of the passage of time, so she was pretty good at being punctual. That isn’t to say she would fault others for being unable to do the same, especially if they weren’t also time players. She opened her lips to respond, but jolted a little at the sound of a loud slap. Aradia turned to look towards the source as Sollux exclaimed in pain, a rather dumbfounded expression on her face. She wasn’t even sure what to say with the newfound chaos in the room. At the very least, she was glad that Sollux hadn’t blasted the poor girl immediately. Of all trolls, Aradia knew best how painful that was. 03:30:40
(( poor aradia having to relive the day she was murdered due to the slap of an ass 03:32:12
(trauma is insane :v 03:35:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/latula-pyrope-4d7FJnx][color=#008282]LATULA:[/url][color=#008282] Latula’s brows went up when she heard a different voice than she’d anticipated, as if this hadn’t happened multiple times already. When will she find her Mituna? Honestly, what Cronus said actually sounded like a good idea. “4ww n4h. 4lthough th4t do3s sound l1k3 4 pr3tty fun 1d34!” She put her skateboard under her arm, resting her free hand on her hip. “sorry m1n1 mt 1 g3t 4 b1t c4rr13d 4w4y wh3n 1 s33 som3on3 so s1m1l4r to my tun4!” Maybe this time she will learn to pay closer attention before launching herself into action. Although, smacking every Captor ass indiscriminately was still a pretty funny idea. “but you took 1t b3tt3r th4n th3 hug3 mt! you must b3 pr3tty tough!” 03:37:22
((dinner is on the stovve i wwalked awway for maximum fire potential 03:39:05
((bruh 03:39:10
((omw 03:39:16
(*craccs necc in nameccian* bev secured, time to crashout 03:39:43
((debating if and wwhen i wwanna join 03:43:06
((hey do paragraph breaks not work on dreambubble anymore or am i just fucking up 03:43:24
((you have to do the br and then a double space between the second break 03:43:39
(( yea 03:43:44
((in brackets obv [] 03:43:47
(yeyeyeyeuye 03:43:48
((wtf 03:44:00
((didnt it used to be only one space between the breaks 03:44:08
(,yosh. This is oldparp style tho :V SO WE BALL 03:44:30
((dreambubble is gaslighting me to make me think i dont know how bbcode works anymore :sob: 03:44:34
(( yea but the old girl db is trying it's best 03:44:39
((i think it was always 2 but maybe thats bc i used parp since the old days so i kept doing that forever 03:44:49
((i cant really remember 03:45:03
(( spaghetti code be like that 03:45:16
((yeah 03:45:19
(( also love that cronus made latula even more of a menace 03:45:44
(( lmao 03:45:47
((its over for all the captors fr 03:46:00
((real 03:46:06
(( cronus bout to get all the blame for the ass claptor times 03:46:51
(("cronus why would you give her that idea" 03:47:02
(gonna grip him by the throat 03:47:14
(( kankri bout to eat him alive 03:47:22
((hed like it 03:47:41
(*nuke alarm* 03:47:53
((yeah 03:47:57
((i wanna get eaten alive 03:48:01
((i mean who said that 03:48:03
((me too 03:48:04
((me when porrim eats me 03:48:15
(( please don't give aradia more ideas 03:48:21
(( cronus cannot handle it 03:48:28
((lol? 03:48:33
((sushis back on the menu guys come get some 03:48:37
((oh wait so real 03:48:38
(("cronus so new idea" 03:48:42
(("oh good lord" 03:48:45
((so for the THIRD time you kill me can u eat me alive pretty please 03:49:01
(( cronus crying and sobbing 03:49:12
(Y U C K bru 03:49:14
(( why 03:49:14
((wait she doesnt know about the first time he killed her 03:49:18
((sushi platter cronus is so funny 03:49:21
(( no she does not i don't think 03:49:30
((yeah she was blackout 03:49:35
(( damara finding out about this and killing him a second time 03:49:53
((lmfao 03:49:57
((is sushi platter cronus like cut up like sushi or is it eating sushi off his body 03:50:18
(( he's like it wasn't even my idea i did not want it 03:50:20
((why not both 03:50:25
((either one honestly 03:50:27
(( LMAO 03:50:29
((probably like cut off his limbs and then servve them on his torso yknoww? 03:50:42
((lol? 03:50:47
(( i still remember the ghb forcing him to do magic 03:50:50
((i miss ghb 03:51:00
((that made me laugh out loud thanks eridan-mun 03:51:04
((np 03:51:10
(( whose turn is it 03:51:17
(uh 03:51:21
((i need to get silly 03:51:23
((kankri ? 03:51:28
(( fair 03:51:34
((oh are we still going in order 03:51:45
(( idk lmao 03:51:50
((idk barely 03:51:51
((i already started typing again haha 03:51:55
((i kinda fucked it w latula 03:51:56
((but it can wait 03:52:01
((im not going in order fuck you guys 03:52:05
(( LMAO 03:52:09
((ok eridan 03:52:10
((based 03:52:19
(( eridan does what he wants 03:52:19
((what if kurloz walked in 03:52:23
((real shit landlubbers noww get back in there 03:52:34
(( cronus silent panic 03:52:36
((what if dirk karkat porrim aranea and kurloz walked in 03:52:39