((jesus christ bro 01:37:12
(Kankri got lucky, Karkat got FUCKED OVER 01:37:13
((meulin trying to take out karkat fr 01:37:20
((literally meulin put so much in the fucking cookies too 💀 01:37:36
([color=#416600]"i didn't boom Kankri, i'll have to test how much is needed to put the crab down." 01:38:03
(( meulin just nuking karkat 01:38:20
((meulin wwas the fucking opps all along 01:38:25
(she was ALWAYS the opps >:u 01:38:43
(( kurloz is gonna scold her later like 01:38:44
(( she's gonna be like to be fair i was high as balls when i did that 01:38:56
((shes lost weed privileges hes not letting her be the one to prep it for a while 01:39:14
(( LMAO 01:39:21
("cant blame me, i was off that zaa too" like girl, what? Get in the crate. 01:39:29
(( she can accept that 01:39:31
(( LMAO 01:39:38
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [how am i going to survive this help] 01:39:43
(no help :V perish 01:40:04
(( keep cuddling the mime you will be fine 01:40:15
(( meulin will come back and give you more grilled cheese 01:40:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Another Eridan, Another timeline. Still alive though like the other one. This one was strolling through the outside of the mansion before coming to a pause, idling at the front door as he contemplated even going inside. All the commotion from the inside was enough to deter him from turning the knob, but what else would he do? Go to another bubble? Boring. At least this bubble had something going on. He continues to hesitate before biting the bullet, making his way inside before pausing AGAIN. What the hell is happening here? Okay maybe it’s time to start walking away. Eridan shut the door behind him just as quickly as he had opened it, shuffling against the wall awkwardly to hopefully find some respite in a different corner of the room away from everyone else. He would peel his back away from the wall when he moved a considerable distance away from all the commotion, a deep sigh escaping his chest as he moved to take a seat somewhere. 01:41:25
((and just like that i spawwn another eridan 01:41:26
((anywway time to reply to you noww bliss 01:41:35
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] He didn’t mind that Karkat felt the need to apologize, although he [i]almost[/i] felt a bit embarrassed by Karkat saying he wasn’t that bad. To most people, Kurloz would probably be considered a villain to some degree. Although, Karkat’s warmth was still oddly comforting. Kurloz tapped Karkat’s shoulder so that he would be able to look at his hand as he gestured. His gestures were pretty vague, but ultimately he waved his hand in front of his own face, closing his eyes for a moment before pointing at Karkat. It was sleepy time. Truthfully, if Karkat didn’t sleep, it would probably feel much more agonizingly long. At the very least, if he slept, he would sleep through the majority of the duration. There was a sort of gargling sound, like some sort of strangled purr, starting to emanate from Kurloz’s chest. If the sound was hard to place what it was, the vibrations coming from the larger troll made it obvious. 01:42:42
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[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [oh no step clown.. i cant sleep /s] 01:44:06
((help? 01:44:12
((HELP 01:45:10
(("ik what will help you sleep" 01:45:29
(([astronomic censor bar] 01:45:35
((brb rq lmfao 01:45:55
RUFIOH: (( ⏰ 01:45:57
((JSJDHEHDHEHDHR 01:46:08
((kurloz's hands get censored 01:46:17
((wwoken up by the apple alarm.... 01:47:33
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((ignore that i dropped my water 01:54:05
(( fair 01:54:10
((getting distracted looking at my 135 image gallery of eridans pictures 01:54:59
((i havvent evven started my reply 01:55:05
((how tall are meulin and roxy again 01:55:19
(woman and woman uvu 01:56:44
(5'7" and 5'5" i think :V 01:56:54
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[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Subconsciously, Kankri knew Kurloz had absconded with Karkat elsewhere, but he was far to irritated to even give the most minute fraction of fucks about what was going. The Crab was actually boiling with his suit of armor, choosing to take just the helmet and gauntlets off so that he may breath and prep these last few bags easier. Well, no wonder Kankri was on fire in the suit, his entire face is exploding red wrought from irritation. Kankri may not have noticed in his rage, but [i]holy shit this guy's bleeding.[/i] Apparently, at some point whilst trying to contain a verbal lashing from escaping his mouth, Kankri had been biting into his lip a little TOO hard and split it open. He was nonethewiser for now and just continued to work on this last bag. He had half a mind to set Meulin and Kurloz's on fire or choose the more juvenile "practical joke" route of leaving bullshit in their bags—maybe even [i]literal[/i] defecation of some random arbitrary animal in them—but Kankri left it alone. He is a host, he won't let those doped-up dumbasses effect how he handles his remaining party duties.[br] [br]To make the gift bags even more clear, he leaves nametags upon them. Good. He gave a cursory count over the bags to ascertain whose has already been claimed. Just The Pir8's and Karkat's it seems. With all that handled, all that is left is for him to clean up whatever has been strewn about and left behind. The crabby shield 02:01:32
knight is now the EXTRA-CRABBY broom knight. 02:01:59
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: At this moment, in this dreambubble, Kurloz was his anti-hero.. not a villain. When his shoulder was tapped for attention he grumpily lifted his head, a struggling frown on his lips and a tired glower in his eyes. He huffed softly at their mime, but nodded. "Yeah... sleep. That sounds really fucking good right now.." He lets his head gently fall back onto Kurloz, and he scrunches his eyes shut. "But... my fucking.. [i]head[/i] hurts. Ugh.. it's like swimming. Just.. rub my back or something, please.."[br][i][/i][br]He is, in fact, needing help to sleep. This doesn't have to get NSFW though lmao. 02:05:09
((LMFAOO 02:05:34
(( LMAO 02:05:47
(( understandable 02:05:52
((kurloz on god trying to crabnap all of them on god 02:05:58
([color=grey]"you dont HAVE to booty blast him.... HOWEVER-" 02:06:28
(( LMAO 02:06:33
((the however is so real 02:06:36
(( it's so funny 02:06:42
((HOWEVER.........:tm: 02:06:46
((does kurloz do it to em is the dilemma 02:07:02
((probably not 02:07:04
((but it WOULD be funny 02:07:09
((for kurloz to smash kankris descendent 02:07:14
(( meulin walks in sees this shit closes the door and watches 02:07:18
((LMFAOOO 02:07:21
((bros fucking evverything he gets his hands on 02:07:27
((ref do something 02:07:30
((LMFAOOO HELP 02:07:34
((stop being a wwhore god dammit havve some class 02:07:42
((meulin in the cuckchair 02:07:46
(( look giving karkat a handie is not gay 02:07:52
((its still bein a wwhore 02:08:00
(( helping a homie out 02:08:06
((we're all whores wdym smh 02:08:11
((i think meulin likes the cuckchair when its kurloz to be fair 02:08:13
(( ikr 02:08:14
((might as wwell start pimpin out bones so he can at least make some money wworkin the corner 02:08:31
(( my meulin is just a freak 02:08:33
((meulin cheering in the background like its the yakuza karaoke minigame 02:08:45
(( LMAO 02:08:49
("WE?" *puts on coat and hat* "[i]'We'[/i] they say, HAH" 02:08:57
((me too 02:09:02
((idk about a wwe right noww 02:09:11
((damn guess its just me and bone huh.... 02:09:37
(Yeah, HARLOTS :v 02:09:56
((yeah 02:10:00
(( trust me when i say meulin is coming back soon but its up yall 02:10:09
((:despairt: 02:10:10
(well, Eridan too, but its just for Sollux :v 02:10:13
((but again bones has been fucking anything he can get his hands on 02:10:15
((eridan isnt sucking off sollux so i dont count rn 02:10:24
(("rn" 02:10:29
((lmao 02:10:30
(( LMAO 02:10:32
("rn" we got his ass in 4K 02:10:39
((it has potential but they havve to kill each other first 02:10:44
((per house rules 02:10:47
((so the first one who dies is gay? 02:10:58
((first one to die has to bottom 02:11:06
(( they try killing each other then when they are both tired they make out sloppy style 02:11:14
(( LMAO 02:11:16
(( god knowing how bad this might get sol might end up bottom if eridan goes all out 02:11:36
((exactly bliss 02:11:39
((not that part 02:11:45
((the other part 02:11:48
(( just obliterating him twice 02:11:50
(( LMAO 02:11:52
(both parts, dont lie 02:11:57
((also i forgot to ask howw tall are you making sollux 02:11:59
((idk if youre a short or tall sollux truther 02:12:09
RUFIOH: (( speak1ng of harlotry 02:12:13
(( how tall is eridan 02:12:43
((hes 5'8 02:12:48
(*side eyes the camera in tears* "Heathens... I'm surr9unded the fucking depraved." 02:12:57
((avverage height boy 02:13:04
(( i can do something really funny 02:13:07
((🧍♂️ 02:13:16
RUFIOH: (( do 1t 02:13:16
(( sollux is 5'10 2 inches taller 02:13:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] There were definitely a plethora of ways that Kurloz could get Karkat to fall asleep, but he didn’t want to strain Karkat’s body too much while he would have a harder time gauging if and how much damage could be occurring. He’d barely even gotten to know him, either. Kurloz, however, [i]was[/i] very good with his hands, especially when it came to helping with migraines. His hand slid up Karkat’s back, nestling his fingers against the nape of his neck, on either side of his cervical spine. He pressed down, massaging up and down as his other hand slid down to go under Karkat’s shirt, massaging more directly against his back, as well. Perhaps another time he would assist the other in more… Intimate ways, but for now he was just doing his best to relieve the others tension without stepping over a line. 02:13:43
((yknoww i wwas expecting you to make him wway taller than eridan 02:13:48
((but ill accept 02:13:53
(( brother do not tempt me further 02:14:01
(85 foot Sollux 02:14:03
(( you know i would make him too tall 02:14:09
((im a tall sollux truther 🧍♂️ 02:14:14
(( you know what fine 02:14:19
((speaking of harlotry yes rufioh 02:14:21
(( make him 6'2 just for that 02:14:33
((YEAAAAH 02:14:40
(scrunkly scrimbo string bean sollux thats an emaciated 9 foot wendigo 02:14:44
((god 02:14:52
(( scrungles my crimbly 02:14:54
((every fan rendition ever fr 02:14:58
(( is rude to me makes him an inch taller lmao 02:15:13
((did u need a repost or someth 02:15:24
RUFIOH: (( wh1ch dungeon would you l1ke your response 1n ☝️ 02:15:43
((HEOLPP 02:15:52
(:v oh shoot speaking of posts I have to go sheep-wrangle 02:16:00
(( nice 02:16:03
((well both 4 and 5 are open ill open 4 02:16:05
(([url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GjAqLBnXMAAWt21?format=jpg&name=large]this is the truth[/url] 02:16:30
((the gospel evven 02:16:34
((actually no way im triple wielding and was almost quad wielding the chats 02:16:40
((TWWITTER YOU HO 02:16:42
(( soon you will be in all 5 and i'll have to make another 02:17:05
(([url=https://x.com/erisolat609/status/1887171576879005803]christ[/url] 02:17:10
RUFIOH: (( gett1ng you world record 02:17:10
((there wwe go 02:17:26
((anywway the gospel 02:17:30
((also again pimp him out so he can make some money 02:17:43
((he needs it 02:17:46
((LMFAO 02:17:49
(( i small moth flies out of my wallet as i open it :( 02:18:30
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: He wasn't sure exactly what he was expecting; but what he got was a first-hand lesson in how good Kurloz could be with their hands. His body seems to relax further when they begin massaging at the nape of his neck, eliciting a sound reminiscent of his own purr, and then when that cold hand goes up his shirt and to his back.. "Oh, fuck.." Even if he wasn't absolutely brain-blasted, this massage would have made him come undone.[br][i][/i][br]He slooooowly melts into them like putty and he shuts his eyes, trying to steady out his breathing once his sinuses had calmed down. He'll shuffle a little to raise his head toward Kurloz though, and press his lips to their jaw. A kiss goodnight, then he attempts to settle for his nap.. 02:18:32
(( imagine if meulin quietly comes in and also takes a nap with karkat lmao 02:19:09
((i said have ten dungeons smh 02:19:10
((bubble expanding just to add even more dungeons 02:19:24
((karkat wouldnt say no as long as she's also cold 02:19:28
((lmao 02:19:33
((shes cooler than karkat is at the very least 02:19:43
((that works uwu 02:19:52
((like lukewarm id guess 02:19:54
((meulin is invited to the sleepover 02:20:04
(frigid comparatively uvu 02:20:07
(( hell yea 02:20:08
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((the wway i wwas gonna say dont die before he left but 02:23:05
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((guess ill die 02:23:16
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] Its a good thing she’s deaf and a good thing she can’t see knightkri, it all went over her head, kurloz was too busy doing his thing to really actually translate for her so guilt free leijon lets gooo. Deciding to get up and slowly make her way towards the place kurloz had last been and the room he will be in with karkat, she was one of the few who could keep up with kurloz after all. There were a few times where he would make sure she couldn’t follow him and she can also respect that, once she made it to the room, she’d quietly open the door and quietly shut it behind her. Making her way over towards the makara and the vantas, once there she’d get on the bed and lay on the other side of karkat. With a light purr she’d wrap her arm around him too and start giving him a light snuggle. 02:24:50
(( meulin being chaotic until its naptime :3 02:25:20
((average cat behavior 02:25:31
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((oh my god im dying 02:33:29
((i love just suddenly choking on my own saliva 02:33:39
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(:v prove you're a true spartan or PERISH 02:34:51
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz felt a little flustered by Karkat leaning up to kiss his jaw, pausing for a moment before pressing a light kiss to the top of his head (although those little nubs were looking particularly tempting, he was able to restrain himself). He continued with the massage until it seemed Karkat had properly settled, glancing towards Meulin as she joined in. Once everyone seemed comfortable, Kurloz also decided to let himself start to doze, as well. 02:35:08
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(:v oh well, time to find a new sonbrother 02:37:59
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((alivekat fucked off a while ago 02:38:35
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: He was already starting to doze with Kurloz's help when Meulin invaded their napspace. He just yawns, grumbles, before snuggling the two and finally dropping off. He's sleeping between them now, snuggled close and [i]hopefully[/i] better once he wakes up.. zzzzzz. honk shoo mimimi. 02:38:39
(( lmao honk shoo mimimi 02:39:34
((i think that went well uwu 02:40:56