((oh worm 00:34:21
((since the logs are lobotomized for me in this chat 00:34:27
((i dont remember if the post i have saved is the right one hold on 00:34:48
((god 00:34:55
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( the Nepeta variants being the ones to go up to the counter for Equius and going "he said NO PICKLES" is canon in my heart 00:35:46
EQUIUS: ((same 00:36:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ough... i need to draw more dirk... 00:36:15
((im lost in the log sauce 00:36:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( LMAO? 00:36:37
((lmfao 00:36:37
(Silence, before I kiss your forehead 00:36:52
((jesus christ 00:36:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( shaking alpha dave i cant commit to that yet 00:36:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( y e t 00:37:00
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( but eventually.. 00:37:08
[color=#000000]~Go draw me some more.~ 00:37:27
((that effort just to discover my saved post is in fact the right one :despair: 00:37:31
((đź’€ 00:37:38
[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: "Mmmrm.." He made a short and incoherent mumble as Kurloz huddled him closer. In his addled state the comfort was very much appreciated; though who knows how horrified he'd be once he's sober? His head was against their shoulder, or perhaps their side, as he weakly nosed into them with a huff. "This... fucking sucks." He feels too [i]off[/i] to even sleep like this, so he'll just try to enjoy their colder bodies as he can.[br][i][/i][br]Meulin offering him something COLD made his eyes finally reopen, his unfocused gaze flicking to her then the grape icepop in his arms. "...Thanks." Then he just kind of puts that opened sleeve-tip in his mouth and chews. His languid hand is pushing up the icepop somewhat, but the plastic is definitely catching some teeth lmao. 00:37:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( you greedy fuck i should be drawing the daves instead 00:37:45
((anyway if i code boxy what do i neee to know 00:37:52
[color=#000000]~That I might kiss Boxy.~ 00:38:07
(That he's handsome :v 00:38:09
((fuck, ur right... 00:38:31
[color=#000000]~He's in danger.~ 00:38:42
((wwe get more people to the growwing roster 00:38:42
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[color=#000000]~This is absolutely a threat.~ 00:38:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( DIDN'T YOU JUST... 00:39:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( WITH DIRK 00:39:05
(me catching a whiff of Roxy in general *grudge crawling* 00:39:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( AND DARKLEER-- 00:39:12
((whats roxy's hexcode 00:39:18
((whats a stetson 00:39:27
(:v idk, ff9900 00:39:30
[color=#000000]~My stamina is boundless.~ 00:39:39
(stetson is the fat cowboy hat 00:39:42
((oh lmao 00:39:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( TMI Dirk 00:39:50
(THE BRIM 00:39:52
((FF6FF2 00:39:59
RUFIOH: (( d*mn r1ght 00:40:03
[color=#ff9900]BOXY: u lied to me 00:40:22
(Cowabunga uvu 00:40:28
[color=#000000]~Oh you're me colored.~ 00:40:35
[color=#000000]~Delicious.~ 00:40:41
[color=#ff9900]BOXY: help 00:40:48
((wwhat the fuck kankri 00:40:49
((no the one i sent is roxy's 00:40:53
(Uâ—ˇU.... 00:40:55
RUFIOH: (( bangarang even 00:40:56
[color=#000000]~Licks Boxy.~ 00:40:57
((i dont know how to read, i really am boxy 00:41:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( LMAO? 00:41:17
((you can bangarang me rufioh 00:41:21
((... 00:41:23
((wwho said that 00:41:28
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( you did 00:41:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( you JUST did 00:41:37
((mustvve been the wwind 00:41:37
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( BRUH 00:41:40
((rufioh can bagarang me 00:41:46
RUFIOH: (( n 00:41:49
((get your owwn pickup lines 00:41:56
[color=#000000]~I'd bangarang Rufioh.~ 00:41:58
("i'm trying to BANG your RANG" [color=#d77c00]"...that don't make sense- 00:42:00
RUFIOH: (( lad1es... lad1es... 1'm try1ng to work type sh1ft 00:42:27
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: it took me FOUR tries to pur that hexcode in right 00:42:34
[color=#000000]~As a Texan, I can definitely wrangle that bull.~ 00:42:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( okay that was smooth-- 00:42:44
((vvery good 00:42:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( YAY BOXY 00:42:58
((so slay 00:43:06
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: ar ar ar 00:43:10
(Boxing the Boxy *equips gloves* 00:43:20
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: not in fromt of my wendys 00:43:36
[color=#f67b7b] the bubble is enjoying the show, watching the little ants play. 00:43:43
((did you get me anything 00:43:47
((gives u some fries 00:43:59
((thank youuu 00:44:19
(so in this HEATHENISTIC room is Highkat, Highlin, Kurloz being extra fancy, ummmm.... puddles of sweat perhaps- 00:44:22
((not my health insurance sending me a happy birthday email 00:44:34
((aradia sitting on cronus' lap also 00:44:39
(>:v did i get them all? 00:44:39
((they better not gift me higher prices 00:44:40
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((but theyre just chilling 00:44:47
(Bronus Dudepora 00:44:49
((hi dad 00:44:50
((DAD IS BACK 00:44:50
((EVVERYONE SHUT UP 00:44:55
((guys dads home 00:44:58
((SHUT UP LET HIM SPEAK 00:45:04
pipefan413: I COME BEARING KNOWLEDGE. 00:45:04
((yippee 00:45:09
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pipefan413: WISDOM, PERHAPS. 00:45:12
((go ahead 00:45:15
(AH AH AH! STOP RIGHT THERE! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR YA PIECE OF GARBAGE! 00:45:25
pipefan413: DEAR JOVE, THE HORNULAR PROPORTIONS. 00:45:27
pipefan413: THE STETSON. 00:45:27
RUFIOH: (( ]:) 00:45:41
((lol 00:45:44
pipefan413: DO YOU MEAN ME, OR THE BELIDDED GREY GENTLEMAN? 00:45:47
(*gun* you know who I mean, I've been prepped to arrest you alllll day. 00:47:01
((DAD LOOK OUT 00:47:44
((dads about to get his shit rocked 00:47:53
((cries.. i canr look.. 00:48:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/kurloz-makara-Btjpd][color=#2B0057]KURLOZ:[/url][color=#2B0057] Kurloz’s own consumption of the cookies was much less than either of them had, but he was also [i]much[/i] bigger, so it would take a lot more for it to affect him as heavily. He sent his own popsicle to his sylladex, considering trying to eat it would be much more difficult since he was using both hands to hold onto Karkat and cool him down. The hand he had been keeping on Karkat’s face did lift away again to help Karkat with the wrapper on his popsicle, though. It’d be best if the poor guy didn’t choke on a wrapper in his presence. He wasn’t going to get an innocent troll involved in the Vantas feud, after all. 00:48:39
pipefan413: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE. 00:48:59
((i almost threw my fries 00:49:07
pipefan413: WHICH, GIVEN YOUR FIREARM, I DO NOT BELIEVE TO BE YOUR INTENTION. 00:49:09
((my life is in shambles 00:49:12
pipefan413: WHY DID YOU NEARLY THROW YOUR FRIES? 00:49:28
((cause im clumsy :laugh: 00:49:40
((life falling apart kankri is trying to arrest dad 00:49:45
((wwho wwill bake us things noww 00:49:51
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: :o) 00:50:06
((mom and dad are fighting 00:50:07
(>:v fuck you mean "mom", i am definitely the Daddest of Dads 00:50:25
RUFIOH: (( th1s man apprec1ates a good hat, 1 say he's 1nnocent 00:50:56
(([url=https://d.furaffinity.net/art/tatujapa/1464776281/1464776281.tatujapa_violencia.jpg] oughhh[/url] 00:51:02
pipefan413: A FATHER WOULD KNOW HOW TO HANDLE A GUN. 00:51:35
pipefan413: BUT HE WOULD ALSO KNOW WHEN SPARING A LIFE IS THE MANLIER THING TO DO. 00:51:47
pipefan413: THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE TIMES, BUT I WARN YOU: IF YOU DO NOT KILL ME, I WILL BE MIGHTILY PEEVED. 00:52:08
(>:v SILENCE. You're going to a cell for your criminal misconduct. 00:52:17
RUFIOH: (( goes hard 00:52:51
((dads spittin 00:53:06
((i hate you for making me see this image agaon 00:53:14
((youre wwelcome 00:53:30
((thats chat rn 00:53:33
(why the image so high quality :v 00:53:35
[color=#FF6FF2]BOXY: this is why i drink 00:53:36
RUFIOH: (( man sa1d make 1t f***1ng count 00:53:37
((it just is idk 00:53:56
((youre right, why is it high quality 00:54:19
((im so used tocit being shit 00:54:26
((2 things never fail to make a meme funnier: it being unreasonably high quality or it being unreasonably shitty quality 00:54:34
((youre wwelcome 00:54:46
("why can I count the pixels" vs "why the fuck is this in 8K HD" 00:55:07
((its like that one gif that you can see the guys pores its so high quality 00:55:57
((lmfao 00:56:28
(if i ever see a hyper high quality saul goodman zoom, i might have to kill the sender 00:57:00
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((lmfao?? 00:57:48
((better call terezi 00:59:23
((omg 00:59:28
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pipefan413: YOUR HONOUR, MY CLIENT IS A GOOD MAN? 01:07:34
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((wait did equius ever reply to me 01:13:58
EQUIUS: (( Yeah 01:14:04
((where am i 01:14:06
((fuxk 01:14:08
((lmfao 01:14:08
((can u repost for me bls 01:14:26
EQUIUS: Equius does not suggest any dastardly side ideas. If they cross his mind, he'll just keep them to himself in the interest of maintaining a veneer of propriety. What if someone overhears them in the halls? [br] [br] When they find the laundry room, he deposits his used towels into the washing machine and puts in some detergent. He turns to Gamzee, examines the towel he's holding up, and tugs it out of his grasp. "D --> Yes, this one will suffice, thank you" [br] [br] As Equius mops the perspiration from his face, he looks at Gamzee, and at that little tongue blep he's doing. It's oddly cute, for a foul-mouthed, possibly homicidal clown who is debauched enough to parade around in naught but body paint at a party. It's also unbecoming of a highblood, but that's par for the course with this guy. "D --> How the heck are you so cute" He did not mean to ask that aloud, but it's too late, the words are out of his mouth now, and now he wants to crawl into a hole somewhere and double die. 01:15:36
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delicious 01:18:10
thank u 01:18:11
((oh my god he said it 01:19:01
((equius complimented him... 01:19:09
((:0 01:19:34
((gamzee and equius gettin closer 01:19:53
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] "That is just as fine, y9u make a rather dashing detective either way; "If y9u like it, I l9ve it" as the age 9ld adage g9es." Who even made that? Why would they have made such a saying about agreeing so heavily to the point of enjoying it more than the active participant of WHATEVER was going on? Oh well, doesn't matter, Kankri cluttered behind Aradiabot, humming from behind his helmet at her words; She is correct, things do seem rather quiet-- What the- What's going on here? Looking around, a few guests from before are missing, which is no big deal, he is sure their absence was likely due to personal need, but what DID remain caused him to pause. Nothing was TOO messy, Aradia and Cronus were still being cuddly where they were, that robot was gone- as was Roxy it seems—:(—but what caught Kankri's attention was Karkat!... Why is his STAR PUPIL being piled upon by both of his SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS???[br] [br]AB-SO-LUUUUUUUUTELY N O T ! "I 6elieve we 9ur first case right 6ef9re us, Madam Detective." He is not HAPPY. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HIS BOY! It was hard to miss Kankri, what with the Crabby Knight get up and the clanking of his armor as he approached the cuddled up trio on the couch, "Just what exactly is g9ing 9n 9ver here? What happened? Why is are y9u all laying up9n Karkat, which—aside fr9m 6eing s9mwhat 9f a strange 9ut 9f 69dy experience given we l99k quite similar—c9nstitutes quite a few triggers."[br] [br 01:20:28
[br] "Given the nature 9f this event, h9wever, I am plenty willing t9 ease up 9n such enf9rcement, 6ut m9re 9ver: [i]WHAT[/i] did y9u d9 t9 him? I may n9t kn9w just yet, 6ut I kn9w F9R CERTAIN s9me manner 9f misc9nduct has taken place while my 6ack was m9mentarily turned, h9nestly, I can't let any9ne 9ut 9f my sights f9r a few mere m9ments 6ef9re shenanigans ensue. Well? What was it?" 01:20:37
(nope dont see that broken break :V everything is perfect 01:20:53
((i mean it looks like it worked even when it broke 01:21:24
((oh my god kankri knows 01:22:42
((kankri knowws all 01:23:34
(trust me, I did some magic to make it look like that uvu 01:25:11
[color=#2B0057]GAMZEE: For good measure he had begun rifling around for a second towel when Equius accidentally lets slip that compliment. His head slowly swivels toward the horse troll before he flashes a toothy grin at them, and another blep of his tongue. "heheh. guess im just MOTHERFUCKIN like that. im chillin and havin a good time bro, and lookin cute doin it." He takes the compliment in stride, but he leans over and reaches out to playfully boop Equius' nose. "honk. youre cute too, motherfucker. with all your fuckin hoofbeasts and proper-ness and shit. i like it. :o)" 01:27:56
((nooo dad 01:30:49
((no... 01:31:49
RUFIOH: (( f 01:34:39
((ah 01:36:31
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RUFIOH: (( a 01:39:47
((a 01:39:51
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((help? 01:41:07
RUFIOH: (( hop1tal 01:41:21
((lmfao 01:41:33
RUFIOH: (( alr1ght 1t's t1me for ruf1oh to ex1st maybe 01:44:05
RUFIOH: (( perchance 01:44:09
((let me hit 01:44:34
((i mean who said that 01:44:37
((NOOO 01:44:42
((you killed him good going 01:44:55
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((phew 01:44:59