(( ah ok 22:20:18
((he doesnt plan on hanging around nearby hes just making his way out 22:20:32
(( as long as he doesn't get far enough in range of alpha bro he should be alright then 22:20:56
(( though she is unfortunately going that direction anyway so he will have to suffer her company for a little longer 22:21:20
(>:v you leave his sonbrother alone before he uses his triggerport 22:22:32
[color=#f67b7b] Voyeur it up? I do not know the concept, is it due to watching the happenings around. 22:22:58
DAVE: yeah that, basically, ants in the terrarium type shit 22:23:57
DAVE: i mean props for not being an angry god 22:24:11
DAVE: better than me not gonna lie, id be fucking with people left and right 22:24:32
DAVE: move everything two inches to the left when they blink 22:24:54
DAVE: increase the size of their shoes mid step 22:25:13
DAVE: make stetsons mandatory 22:25:30
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[color=#f67b7b] I am but a mere entity of circumstance, sharing the vast expanse just as you. All I do is feed and expand, I have no need for anger. I understand that power is sought after, all I have is hunger that is vast and unending. 22:27:05
DAVE: whats your opinion on jazz 22:27:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] “i w0uld have preferred s0mething m0re like a dapper detective but 0k i guess” She most definitely did not seem to be amused by the idea of being a cowtroll. There was already a robot dressed as some sort of deputy sheriff and she would rather not appear so unoriginal. Of course, Aradia could also sense that there was something off in the atmosphere, but her train of thought was interrupted by Kankri trying to apply something to her chest.[br] [br] There was definitely [i]some[/i] magnetism, but not enough for a magnet to remain attached. At least, not for long and not without slowly sliding down. 0_0 “what d0 y0u think y0ure d0ing” Not only was his hand in a relatively awkward spot, despite her being unable to feel it, but sticking things to people without asking seemed like bad manners. 22:28:05
[color=#f67b7b] It is okay, I prefer the guttural screams of my species. 22:29:10
DAVE: were not so different after all 22:29:33
DAVE: ayo 22:29:37
DAVE: *dave high fives himself.* 22:29:45
[color=#f67b7b] Are there anymore specific questions you would like to ask or may i ask a question? 22:31:05
DAVE: nah thats it for me, sup 22:31:37
[color=#f67b7b] Do you think i would look good in a hat like yours, be honest with me. 22:33:22
DAVE: oh man you would look fucking sick, dude *he motions outwards.* stetson the size of a galaxy, rocking that shit 22:37:01
DAVE: no such things as too many cowboys 22:37:17
DAVE: bringing a new meaning to red dead redemption 22:37:38
[color=#f67b7b] I do not know what this ‘red dead redemption’ is but I appreciate your honesty. I shall wear a hat like your’s with honor. *Suddenly a piece of paper with unfathomable scribbles on it with a cowboy hat on top appears next to dave.* 22:39:52
((🧍♂️ 22:43:21
DAVE: *dave nods curtly, and appreciatively at the sight.* 22:43:33
DAVE: sick 22:43:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] (telling damara kankri t0uched my r0b0tit) 22:45:19
("WAIWAITWAIT WE DONT HAVE TO DO THAT-" 22:48:59
[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Wait, she's supposed to be a detective? "Huh?" [i]dink.[/i] Awe dang, guess Aradia was made of some sort in-between. He doesn't know [i]what that shaded annoying AUTOMATON[/i] was made out of, but compared to Kankri's own armor, it held no magnetic charge. Meanwhile, Aradiabot's charge was just too low. Kankri quirked a brow for a moment, before realizing Aradiabot's body was well... EVERYTHING he could see, and as far as he can tell, the only thing that seemed like "clothes" was her skirt- oh god- "Ahhhh- n-n9thing, s9rry! I sh9uld have asked a69ut the the state 9f y9ur c9stume s99ner- m9re than that I sh9uld have actually [i]asked[/i] if y9u wished f9r s9me access9ries and if applying them w9uld 6e 9kay-" [i]Roxanne, your impulsive habits are seeping in to him subsconciously![/i] Adding to that, though, he—wrongfully—presumed they were just at a stage where simple touches were alright! Of course not! They just met like 20 minutes ago, and she's-- well not NAKED, but- IT'S NOT NECESSARILY CLOTHED- "I am 100% at fault, I swear it will n9t happen again, and d9 feel free t9 st9p if I ever 6ec9me an 9ver6earing f9rce- I truly did n9t mean t9 6ring y9u disc9mf9rt!" 22:51:48
[color=#f67b7b] You may keep that self portrait and do with it as you wish, thank you for the chat, dave. 22:55:24
DAVE: *he raises his brows slightly, before throwing the items into his sylladex.* anytime 22:56:34
DAVE: you know where to find me 22:56:40
[color=#f67b7b] I will be watching. 22:57:36
DAVE: *he offers a cool and collected thumbs up.* 22:59:34
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((huh 23:09:51
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(In the trap, butt booty naked >:u 23:10:52
DAVE: (( word 23:11:02
((jesus christ 23:12:32
((wwe already havve a clowwn wwho else 23:12:40
(he is not here, you're stuck with me :V 23:12:47
((wwhen arent wwe 23:13:03
(Today :v 23:13:15
((bringing porrim back in in her skimpy bathing suit 23:13:27
((once again asking for a beach episode 23:13:42
((another 23:13:49
DAVE: (( every day is a beach episode if youre not a coward 23:14:05
((yeah i mean theres a beach right there 23:14:17
((although mindfangs fuckoff ship is taking up like half of it 23:14:35
((honestly vvibes 23:15:13
((i might havve eridan go to the beach 23:15:24
((but that boy in his natural habitat 23:15:30
((*put 23:15:35
(brother gets in the water and immediately starts choking 23:16:55
DAVE: (( 🏖️ 23:17:06
((aranea on the beach just watching it happen 23:17:18
((also i do have meenah as well but i cant fit her in the list of my infinite roster 23:17:37
((the fish choking in wwater 23:17:59
((wwhat an oxymoron 23:18:18
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(Aranea just vibing at the Beach, no one tell her Kankri threw a party >:v 23:19:25
((PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 23:19:42
(Jake Archivold :V 23:20:03
((clutching sand dramatically 23:20:04
JAKE: (( gotta keep a theme going 23:20:29
((oh my god 23:20:33
((lmfao 23:20:40
(Everyone was invited... [i][color=#077ee0]"Except me >::::(c he's fucking FINISHED"[/i] 23:21:34
((lol 23:21:47
((tbf she probably knows but didnt show up 23:21:58
((shes probably hanging out w meenah on the beach 23:22:10
(hehehe uvu 23:23:04
(WAIT NO >:U DONT TELL MEENER PISS NOR SHIT 23:23:16
((meenah abt to show up and throw a fork at kankri on god 23:23:41
((lmfao 23:24:10
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((oh lord 23:25:16
JAKE: (( english 23:25:44
((real 23:26:08
(( we finally did it boys we acquired jake 23:26:13
JAKE: (( 🔫 🔫 23:26:39
((yippie 23:26:49
("Yippeeee I have successfully- what is that noise?" [color=#77003c]*Bass Boosted "Boss Ass Bitch" getting aggressively closer*[/color] "...[i]Oh no- BATTLE STATIONS, EVERYONE, BATTLE STATIONS!!!!"[/i] 23:27:16
((meenah coming to tear up some ass 23:29:31
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] She didn’t actually care that much about him touching her chest, especially considering there was no way for her to have felt him touching her. However, his extreme reaction [i]was[/i] a bit funny. It was obvious that he was now thinking about the fact that she technically wasn’t wearing very much, even though her clothes were built in. “its 0k really i d0nt actually care ab0ut y0u t0ucing my chest 0r anything ribbit its n0t like i can feel it” Aradia, that doesn’t really make it much better. “if y0u think i sh0uld be wearing s0mething else thats fine t00” If she dressed as a frog, it would be pretty funny. “im n0t really unc0mf0rtable im 0k with it but i d0 think if we are g0ing t0 return t0 the party bl0ck we pr0bably sh0uld d0 it s00n since weve been in the meal bl0ck f0r quite a while n0w” She let him have his little magnet back, walking around him to start heading back into the main room where everything else was going on. 23:32:24
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(me when I plan to respond to everything all at once :v 23:36:54
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((i need to also type out a response 23:45:27
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RUFIOH: (( can't bel1eve 1 d1dn't th1nk of th1s one f1rst 00:07:49
((PLEAAASE 00:07:50
((honestly though so real 00:08:35
RUFIOH: (( ]B) 00:10:17
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( casually peeks in here 00:11:01
((hello 00:11:05
RUFIOH: (( howdy 00:11:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( yo thats a goddamn rufioh no way 00:11:14
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( suh 00:11:18
((im deciding who to be down bad with 00:11:31
RUFIOH: (( the br1m of a hat 00:11:43
((lmfao??? 00:12:33
RUFIOH: (( 🙏 00:13:38
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[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri can not tell if he should be thankful that Aradiabot has a rather lackluster reaction to this unintentional slight against her body or if he should be far more concerned innher stead, it makes The Crab Knight a bit more curious on just what she has been dealing with in these bubbles. How much can be attributed to being a soulbot and how much is attributed to desensitization? Well, Kankri should just trust the Dapper Sheep Detective's word, just as she is trusting his to be just as honest. He gives her a flustered nod, reaching his hand out, the 'K' leaping to attach to Kankri's gauntleted hands; magnets are sort of neat and cool, he understands why Roxy wanted to do this so bad.[br] [br]"W-Well, just 6e sure t9 halt me if I 9verstep my 69unds 9r f9rget my manners... as f9r y9ur attire, y9u l99k perfect just as y9u are, 6ut may6e y9u c9uld add s9mething t9 sell the detective angle?" He followed behind Aradiabot, starting to fix his helmet back onto his head, nubbish horns slightly poking out through holes made off to the sides a smidge. His voice carried a bit of reverb now, "I'm sure every9ne has 6een c9nducting themselves in a tasteful manner in 9ur a6sence!" [i]Mmmmmmmmmmmmm-[/i] 00:16:16
((aww man 00:16:30
(The Kanboy Wonder double feature :v coming to a Bones near you 00:16:33
((and here i wwas about to say i lovve rufioh 00:16:37
((i wwanna kiss that man on the mouth 00:16:45
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((omg 00:16:48
((my lucky day 00:16:53
RUFIOH: (( you summoned me aga1n 00:17:32
(are you call him 00:17:41
((i need rufioh to snap me in half 00:17:44
(The Summoner??? 00:17:48
((i need to kiss you on the mouth bro 00:17:48
RUFIOH: (( whats a l1ttle k1ss between bros... 00:18:51
(Gay *with reverb* :v 00:19:07
((hell yeah...... 00:19:09
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RUFIOH: (( 1t's not gay to k1ss the hom1es goodn1ght 00:19:54
i have been eelwasedx into the wild 00:20:02
relwaswd 00:20:04
yes 00:20:09
(( roxy moment 00:20:18
((jesus lmfao 00:20:47
((is it gay to snap a homies spine 00:21:14
RUFIOH: (( depends on whether you put h1m 1nto a horse body after 00:21:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( LMAO 00:21:53
((i guess i have to channel boyroxy now 00:21:57
((LMFAO 00:22:00
((thats so fucking funny 00:22:03
(Boxy 00:22:09
((boxy 00:22:13
(*puts them in the gay jail box* :V Boxy is BOXXED IN 00:22:32
((bruh 00:22:34
((NYOOOOO 00:22:42
((damn 00:24:03
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( WE GOT BOYROXY IN HERE? 00:24:28
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((i bet im stupid enough to be boxy lmao 00:24:49
[color=#000000]~... don't confuse me.~ 00:24:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HAHA 00:25:01
(( lmao i have a boy roxy too 00:25:02
[color=#000000]~Please god.~ 00:25:10
EQUIUS: Equius does not suggest any dastardly side ideas. If they cross his mind, he'll just keep them to himself in the interest of maintaining a veneer of propriety. What if someone overhears them in the halls?[br] [br]When they find the laundry room, he deposits his used towels into the washing machine and puts in some detergent. He turns to Gamzee, examines the towel he's holding up, and tugs it out of his grasp. "D --> Yes, this one will suffice, thank you"[br] [br]As Equius mops the perspiration from his face, he looks at Gamzee, and at that little tongue blep he's doing. It's oddly cute, for a foul-mouthed, possibly homicidal clown who is debauched enough to parade around in naught but body paint at a party. It's also unbecoming of a highblood, but that's par for the course with this guy. "D --> How the heck are you so cute" He did not mean to ask that aloud, but it's too late, the words are out of his mouth now, and now he wants to crawl into a hole somewhere and double die. 00:25:14
((omg we can twin.. 00:25:22
(( two boxy 00:25:30
[color=#000000]~I don't know how to feel about that.~ 00:25:32
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( would you smooch boxy 00:25:44
((evveryones transing their gender omg 00:25:50
[color=#000000]~Please don't call them that--~ 00:25:52
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( WOULD YOU 00:25:58
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( TELL ME 00:26:03
[color=#000000]~...~ 00:26:07
(If Dirk is allowed to pipe himself, it's only fair :v 00:26:13
[color=#000000]~... I plead the 5th.~ 00:26:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( BE SO FR 00:26:26
((wheres gamzee at 00:26:27
(>:v yeah, you would shut your gay ass up 00:26:28
((help 00:26:34
(Gamzee at booty street fr :v 00:26:47
(Slanging them malnourished cheeks around 00:26:59
[color=#000000]~You know what? Yeah. I'd smooch "Boxy", fuck it, I've kissed Roxy's as other splinters before it's fine.~ 00:27:05
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( goddamn okay 00:27:24
((gamzee has been slinging ass this wwhole time 00:27:31
((oh hes not in the room anymore alright 00:27:32
[color=#000000]~Gamzee's just living his best life.~ 00:27:53
((he sure is 00:28:23
((getting a nice breeze betwween those cheeks 00:28:33
(:v im pretty sure Gamzee and Equius are on an adventure for more towels bc Equius is about to MELT all over the place 00:28:50
[url=https://imgur.com/a/aradiabot-VEVYWZY][color=#000056]ARADIABOT:[/url][color=#000056] The reasoning behind her mediocre reactions could equally be blamed on being a soulbot and just being desensitized to people approaching her in even remotely scandalous ways. It didn’t bother her much, and a lot of the time she would reciprocate just to spite Equius. “maybe but i d0nt think im really that dedicated t0 selling a c0stume” Maybe someday she would find something to spark enough joy for her to want to be that silly again, but she just couldn’t find it in her to be bothered. As soon as she walked out, she took silent note of the odd pile of trolls that seemed to be the older Makara and the older Leijon cuddling up with a dead Karkat. Well, the shenanigans of these bubbles has stopped being all too surprising. “i guess n0b0dy is arguing at the very least” 00:29:10
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((yeah 00:29:50
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((did u ever reply as karkat 00:31:22
(Beankat and Meulin are strung out as hell on the couch cuddling sort of :v 00:31:46
((yeah gamzee went off with eq to find a laundry room 00:31:47
((i think i did? i forgor 00:31:53
((man 00:31:59
((i am now home after going to.wemdys 00:32:24
(Kankri entering and stepping in an Equius sweat puddle: "Yo, what the fuck-" 00:32:29
((get me something from wwendys 00:32:57
RUFIOH: (( ya get used to 1t 00:32:57
((alright when u get home id appreciate a repost if possible 00:33:38
[color=#416600]BOYPETA: he said NO PICKLES- 00:33:53
((what am i reposting, im cooked 00:34:08
((karkat 00:34:16