Monday 16 June 2025

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(It's me. The Legendary Worker Saiyan. 02:38:08

((hits u with a carrot 02:39:35

((oop 02:40:46

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(*perdiperdac scabburn instinct* not gonna work ō-ō 02:43:03

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((waow.. 02:47:44

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((lovving this chat full of system messages lol 02:50:26

((yeah thats why i have system messages turned off lmO 02:50:56

((i wwould but i like seeing wwhen people join 02:52:13

((oh man theres this really good humanstuck eridan prompt on cherami rn and its taking all i have in me not to roll in as mituna because they have 'any character' tagged 02:52:41

((eridan and mituna is a crazy combo 02:53:12

((its because its one where eridan is an ice-skate champ and it'd be SO funny to pit that against mituna if they were even interested 02:53:58

((skating enemies to lovers with someone so stupid they cant skate anywhere near as good 02:54:41

((actually so crazy 02:55:09

((crazy ass ship 02:55:16

((i thrive on crack 02:55:50

((i love weird ships 02:56:03

((fair 02:56:07

((i probably wont answer cause im scared of rejection but its a fun thought 02:56:45

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((ar ar ar 03:13:18

((ar ar are 03:13:47

((oops 03:13:51

((point and laff 03:14:23

((laff at these nuts 03:15:01

(( laffs at ur nuts in confusion 03:15:16

((lol 03:15:25

(( takes psychic damage 03:15:27

((laff(y taffys) ur nuts 03:15:43

((anywway i should finish my one response 03:15:56

(( lord have mercy please 03:15:58

((sitting in my google doc staring at me 03:16:12

((:roxyl: 03:16:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( uwu 03:16:16

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( snackies... 03:16:20

((welcome back :0 03:16:22

(( zeke 03:16:23

((wweba 03:16:26

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ouo 03:16:30

((oh is that who zeke is 03:16:31

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ty ty 03:16:34

((yeah 03:16:35

((worm, got it 03:16:39

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( its me the man the myth the legend- 03:16:42

(( i will repost for you 03:16:46

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ive actually got a post ready for you bliss 03:17:00

((gay person extraordinaire 03:17:08

(( oh shit nice 03:17:12

(( yippe 03:17:22

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( im the gay king overlord or whatever the fuck 03:17:25

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( yippeeeeee 03:17:32

((lol 03:17:33

((there can be only one.... 03:17:51

((🧍‍♂️ 03:18:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( we can share a throne dawg just sit on my lap.... 03:18:08

(( stacks people on your lap 03:18:20

((oh true true 03:19:18

((make way 03:19:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] Dave stares at the photo. And continues to stare into the empty air it once occupied long after the highblood had put it away. Realization dawns on him. There's something in his throat now. Tightened, briefly, along with this overwhelming sense of [i]That's Me[/i]-- but not [i]quite[/i] you... but the horrible amount of familiarity. The face, the man overall, looks like you. You've been him, before, in your sleep. Behind your eyelids. In spaces, moments, a lifetime that were impossible for you to occupy. With strangers that-to him, to you-were [i]friends[/i] that you were never going to meet in your lifetime. The pang of [i]lonely[/i] hits again. And for a second there Dave's expression holds some amount of pain to it. [color=#e00707]"... yeah... yeah, might just be me."[/color][br] [br]Fuck. Enough about chasing phantom feelings. Chasing the things that your soul slips sideways into out of your control- focus on the [i]now[/i], the present reality. He can certainly do that. Ignore his issues, that is. Dave smirks, hearing her words and her rumble of a purr. Strider doesn't bother moving much from his spot. Or make a move to escape, either. Waiting rather patiently for the troll to return with the rum. He'll take the offering. Placing his lips on the rim exactly where hers were. Taking a swig of it and the [i]burn[/i] is intense. But he manages surprisingly fine without a grimace. Or a cough. Just sw 03:21:59

((gg 03:22:24

[br] Dave takes another one right after, humming as the heat in his system's immediate. Pleasant. Skin warming further. The buzz is enough to make his thoughts manageable. Staring across the short way at the blueblood. Wondering. Wondering if he can place her face in the sea of ghosts that tend to haunt his mind across timelines. [color=#e00707]"... hm..."[/color][br] [br] He's taking one more mouthful... but this, he doesn't swallow. The bottle [i]tinks[/i] against the floor as he sets it down. The wood creaks softly under his movements as he closes the gap between them both. Outright, Dave grabs her by the base of a horn with his right hand. The one on her left that curves like a crescent moon. Forcing her head back with a surprising amount of strength. The Director's other hand makes itself at home with gripping her chin. Thumb pushing on her lips to pry her mouth open some. By then, he'll lean in for a kiss. Tongue already out and sliding into her mouth along with another swallow of rum for the highblood to drink. Similar, actually, to when [i]her[/i] Dave pulled a similar move. 03:22:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( EATS PAINT 03:22:35

((ur first post ate shit anywway 03:22:50

((got cut off 03:22:53

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] *Or a cough. Just swallows the poison like it's practiced. Because it is. 03:23:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( explodes into a million little zekes-- why did the preview LIE to me that dirty whore 03:24:49

((prevvieww strikes again 03:25:14

(( the preview does that 03:25:41

[color=#000000]~Fucked up that you're putting my guardian through the psychological torment nexus when I'm trying to hit on some sweet sweet feral catboy.~ 03:26:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( shhhh close your eyes to the narrative boy... 03:26:37

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [purr purr. all eyes on me :33] 03:27:02

[color=#000000]~I don't know, maybe catboy can fix me...~ 03:27:41

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( i dunno about THAT LMAO 03:27:52

[color=#000000]~A man can dream.~ 03:28:13

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: [kneads the floor like a content cat makin biscuits] 03:28:42

[color=#000000]~Is it bad that I want to collar him more now, or?~ 03:29:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( brOTHER CHILL 03:29:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/eridan-ampora-n572hKH][color=#6A006A]ERIDAN:[/url][color=#6A006A] Eridan was reeling from the kiss still, buried so deep in his own misery and embarrassment that he was basically not paying attention to anything that was going on around him regarding Sollux. Not him talking, not him moving, nothing. Eridan would grab his scarf, biting on the edge of it out of pure frustration, I mean, how could he possibly be feeling like this for Sollux of all people. He stopped as he heard Sollux suggest that they go somewhere else, turning his head to look over his shoulder to half-heartedly look at the Captor. “i think thisll probably be the only time i agree wwith the likes of you but yeah maybe wwe should get out of this cod forsaken hallwway” Eridan turned his head back, looking at the floor for a second before moving himself to stand up, wiping the back of his pants and cape off. 03:29:44

He was indifferent about whether Sollux stayed or not, but he wasn’t going to actively mention it. The Captor was capable of his own decisions. Eridan started up, moving towards one of the doors, turning the handle and moving inside to sit down on the edge of the bed. He sat kind of awkwardly, like how someone would sit in your room when you invite them over for the first time. Sitting like that for a couple seconds, he figured it was probably best to start laying down, removing one of the brooches of his cape to slide it off himself and place it beside him. 03:29:47

((and noww i wwait for all my responses 03:30:09

[url=https://imgur.com/a/roxylalonde-zxvj0][color=#ff6ff2]ROXY:[/url] [color=#ff6ff2] even if that happened again, she's not going to complain all that much or anything like that especially since you can't really control how your body reacts in some situations. Its not that she's purposely info dumping about feelings, she's just feeling kinda lonely considering all the people in her life have been very busy thus far. Anyway lets not think too hard about those issues right now, it's a happy time. Time to chill, nothing is bad right now. “ofc not expectin to grill u on all ur personal stuff I figured u would eventually let me learn more about u over time ik I seem very over eager to like get to know u but thats just how I act normally im just like that” admitting is the first step roxy, you doing ok baby girl. “oh yea I wasnt expectin u to wear the lipstick I was gonna wear the cherry one for u unless u wanted to eat it I was not gonna force u to wear it but the other stuff is actually candy u can eat and I think I got u some chocolate ones” finally the lalonde peers into her bag what is she gonna find. Please tell me i'm begging. 03:31:12

((picturing kankri eating the lipstick like a crayon 03:34:29

(( same 03:36:05

((flavored lipstick is a fun idea though, mayhaps i steal that.. 03:36:29

(( i do love my flavored lipsticks irl i just don't have any 03:36:56

(( sadge 03:36:59

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((never tried em 03:38:35

((probably shouldnt be eating them 03:39:06

(( most of them taste pretty good this is coming from someone who also ate regular lipstick 03:39:09

(( they make lipstick that is edible now 03:39:30

(( well more edible 03:39:35

((you probably shouldnt be eating them 03:39:48

(( pica is a bitch in a half 03:39:53

((🧍‍♂️ 03:39:53

((like how we shouldnt eat cookie dough? 03:40:02

(( also i don't eat them anymore 03:40:03

((that sign doesnt work on me because i cant read 03:40:11

(( i use them as god intended now 03:40:25

((cookie dough is a little different from eating something you are literally not supposed to be eating 03:40:29

((because its full of chemicals and shit thats not edible 03:40:37

((im american and its my god given right to eat microplastics 03:40:58

((theres microplastics in ur balls 03:41:13

((damn... 03:41:30

((guess im eating balls now 03:41:44

((balls in ur mouth 03:42:18

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(thats it, im kicking butts amd cheeing names 03:43:28

((im goin back to wwaiting 03:45:19

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(:v nani 03:49:09

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] That presence lingers in the air but it doesn't crush down to push his's will upon anyone's sense of self-he could. Easily. Destroy, without effort. But! There's no reason to enact any force. The being's relaxed at the moment. Bubble residents are safe. His soul [i]does[/i], however, brush boldly against Nepeta's much like a cat would brush against one's leg. [color=#f2a400]"Oh, huh... so you really did grow up in a cave in the middle of fuck-all nowhere?"[/color][br] [br]Dirk settles in next to the olive troll. Listening to the lil bit of [i]chisme[/i] with a small snort of amusement escaping him. Side-eyeing the color tinting the catboy's cheeks. Dirk turns his head. Leans a little closer towards an ear. On purpose, he's purring. Humans definitely cannot purr. [color=#f2a400]"I can help out with that shipping chart. I'll make the shittiest portraits known to mankind for each pairing. Bust out the paper and pen Nepeta, I'm feeling inspired." 03:50:15

(>:u no, someone stop them- 03:50:47

(( let the cat boy and eldritch god have fun 03:51:34

(*live & learn as i burn it all down* 03:52:08

((oh boy 03:52:30

((god okay im rusty on some of the comic so im not very knowledgeable of soul talk, is that a thing? 03:52:37

((like it doesnt bother me or anything, im just uneducated 03:52:46

(its uhhhhhhhhhhhh :V in there somewhere 03:53:02

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( As far as souls go, they're both literal and metaphorical. Dirk can literally just rip your soul out of you to destroy it. 03:53:40

((im sorry i havent read the comic in so long lmfao 03:53:42

((also i thibk tjis is my first time rping with a dirk 03:54:15

((can nepeta do that back? :thonk: 03:54:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( In HS2, he also has [i]influence[/i] over people's 'selves', therefore controlling their actions and decisions through the narrative as Ult Dirk. Which, are all concepts I've extracted and shoved down the throat of my own Dirk. 03:55:22

(Look at you. Doing straight TRICKS on it :v 03:56:08

((OHHHHH interesting... 03:56:26

((i dont know anything about HS2 besides yiffany and that alone has made me avoid it 03:56:57

(( i have stolen a few concepts of hs2 myself but its not enough to really go yea that makes sense 03:57:01

(ûvû imma shove something else down dirk's throat 03:57:45

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( In terms of his Ult self-ness, he moreso embodies his aspect. Living so long to become more like a force of nature, a fundamental piece of the universe. A horrorterror. Distinct, from the beyond canon Dirk. This is just an AU of mine. :0 Nepeta's a Rogue of Heart. Who can definitely LITERALLY grasp at a soul in her paws! And see what she's reaching for. Taking it and applying it somewhere else. Redistribute it. 03:58:30

((nepeta gonna tonch then 03:59:46

((look at him fo 03:59:51

((go 03:59:52

(( get touched idiot 03:59:55

((goodness 03:59:58

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( :3c nibble on his soul a little see what happens 04:00:11

(dont touch his horni bits :v... >:v not before me 04:00:28

(( yes keep him busy for mindfang 04:00:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( :U but Nepeta could return the favor for sure! There's no reason a Heartbound can't use the shape of their soul to some degree, regardless of class. 04:01:02

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( H e l p 04:01:24

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( TRYING TO DISTRACT DIRK HUH? 04:01:41

(( ngl i always hc all heart players to be able to basically have the instinctual know that another heart player is in the area 04:02:07

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( AGREED. 04:02:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Heart is about instinct too... 04:02:30

(( yep 04:02:43

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( :3c that, or they also know the familiar shapes/colors of their loved one's souls. 04:02:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( They're neat to me... 04:03:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( grisps 04:03:17

(( meulin getting high and seeing everyones souls like pretty colors 04:03:33

(( funny 04:03:36

(Spidey Sense but for one someone is your aspect 04:03:43

[color=#416600]BOYPETA: The very [i]sensation[/i] of Dirk's soul brushing against his in such a manner was- unique. He hadn't experienced such a sensation before and he was thrown for a loop at first, utterly befuddled, but then when the idea connects in his pan that it was perceivably [i]affectionate[/i] he couldn't help the purr that emanated from him. He doesn't have the same power that this Dirk does, plainly, but he has SOME leeway! He's going to grin as his purr gets louder, and he exerts his Aspect to reach out and [i]grab[/i] the soul that touched him.[br][i][/i][br]What does he do with it? Picture him like a person picking up a leg-brushing cat to cuddle it to their chest. He's scooping their soul to snuggle. No nibbles yet. He even rubs his face on it!! "Heehee, yeah!! I hunted furr food furr me and my lusus, and made cave paintings and stuff. I didn't dress up like this though, I thought it'd be fun for the pawty!"[br][i][/i][br]Hearing Dirk purr deepens his own, like seeking a harmony with his fellow Heartbound. "Ooohhh that's exciting nyaa!!" He's going to drop his controller and Dirk's soul to dream up pen and paper for just the occasion. Treat him right and he might flop into their lap like he did Kankri. 04:04:50

(Kankri Mentioned *gangam style* 04:05:14

((my rp for homestuck has never really played with classpects and my memory is fucked, so i dont remember how they really work anymore 04:05:54

((thats why im rereading tho 04:06:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Dirk getting high would be funny as hell. Yapping out loud at the narrative and 'the audience/narrators'-- looks at you with nothing but my unfiltered autism filled eyes. 04:06:26

(so basically, I have the sharingan :V 04:06:32

(( fair it's very messy and i don't remember a lot of it so i need to continue rereading it 04:06:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( I love playing around with classpects and pushing what they do. 04:06:42

(( zeke i have given you a yap channel 04:06:45

(( so you can yap to your hearts content 04:06:53

((anyway zeke feel free to corrext me on my attempt at writing it lmfao 04:06:54

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( oh my god i have my own yap channel... 04:06:56

((yes 04:07:01

((youvve been had one 04:07:05

((hello 04:07:07

((who are we saying hello to 04:07:30

((zeke 04:07:37

(( zekes yap channel 04:07:41

(your mother *gottem* 04:07:51

((oh 04:08:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( Sata tbh... I'm one for creative liberties with classpects, if you can make it make sense, well, why the hell not? To the extent of a Class's mythological ties to what extrapolated degree an Aspect may cover parts of reality. I also personally believe there's overlap between Aspects as well, it deepens just what they do thematically and literally. 04:09:17

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( . . . damn I really do be yapping huh. 04:09:29

(bro is challenging me to a yap off luke i wont get biblically accurate in here 04:09:52

[color=#000000]~Can you lock in? I'm trying to kiss a catboy.~ 04:09:52

((bruh 04:10:00

(( lock in 04:10:00

((bro is yapping instead of wwriting his reply 04:10:19

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( I just think Classpects are neat... 04:10:44

[color=#000000]~You're worse than me.~ 04:10:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( NO I'M NOT? 04:10:55

[color=#000000]~Bust out the Classpect thesis. I'm waiting.~ 04:11:20

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