Tuesday 17 June 2025

((i aint evven say nothin 18:35:16

((get doing'd 18:35:57

((lord 18:36:37

((when will zeke return from the war 18:37:58

((nevver it seems 18:40:36

((cries 18:41:35

((how am i to be a whorish catboy under these conditions 18:42:14

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((lord 19:12:59

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((doin my little dancey dance 19:38:03

(>:v what are you scheming, Chisaki 19:40:53

((scheme 19:41:41

[color=#a10000]BOYMARA: [I SCHEME. FOR CRAB MEAT.] 19:45:19

((the way im so tired 19:47:10

((pats 19:47:50

((crab.... 19:48:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] Cronus, still sat on the couch, turned away from the snogfest that was actively mocking his very existence sighed. Man could this fish ever catch a break? Probably not. His sulking/aura farming didn’t last much longer though, the feeling of small scale psionic energy surging through him breaking his focus. It was enough to mess up his hair and that in itself was a travesty. He’d damn near snap his neck as he heard the other’s voice, turning to Psii. Oh fuck uh. A look of nervousness plastering itself on his face alongside a half-hearted smile. If he had pupils he’d be looking so far away from Psii. With the comment he’d try to compose himself, a hand reaching into his pocket to pull out a small comb to fix his hair with, “yeah thanks chief, this cool cat likes to make sure hes groomed.” He’d tuck the comb away after fixing his hair, choosing to ignore the obvious jab Psii was making at him. 19:54:32

((repost moment 19:54:36

♊: ((thank you 19:54:51

((np 19:55:56

♊: "It's been a while since I've checked on you, little asshole. How are you doing now? Do I have to throw another planet-sized snowball at you?" He smirked as he patted Cronus' shoulder. "Ah you know how much I love tormenting seadwellers but it's all good as long as you aren't that blue blooded brute who Meulin decided to spare. She can be so panless sometimes..." 19:56:47

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(:v you dont want crab meat, crab meat is so poisonous, what you what is that PRIME FISH >:V LOOK AT HIM, HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT- 19:58:58

((crab tasty 20:01:18

((im gonna eat a crab 20:01:30

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((i vvolunteer 20:03:05

[color=#a10000]BOYMARA: [ME FIRST. BRING CRAB ASS HERE.] 20:03:23

((weve got some who'll fork crabs at least 20:03:44

((im still vvolunteering 20:04:08

((so real 20:04:18

((crab eats crab on the next showing 20:04:37

((grabs u 20:04:46

((gotta draw gore i think 20:04:55

((wwait ur right 20:05:07

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(too strong to lose 20:05:43

((crab cannibalism 20:06:35

((lets do it 20:06:45

((me unsure if this means vantascest or something else 20:06:50

((hmmm 20:06:54

((wouldnt you like to know weather boy 20:07:29

((so real 20:07:33

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] Cronus, furrowing his brow and looking as confused as ever, pursed his lips before speaking “uhh, i hate to break it to ya big guy, but i got no idea wvhat youre talkin’ about. i mean i think i knowv wvhat youre talkin’ about vwhen you say Meulin sparing Horuss or wvhatevwer, but other than that? total loss pal.” He closed his eyes and pouted, shrugging his shoulders. 20:08:34

♊: He groaned, this was confusing as shit. "Right- YOUR Meulin didn't do that... I meant the bigger one, that lady who can walk naked around here, hunting lusii and chasing laser pointers. Well, maybe the little one does that too but I don't see MY Meulin smoking weed!" 20:12:18

♊: (("my Meulin is not a communist, she may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist... but she is NOT a pornstar" 20:14:09

((lmfao 😭 20:14:36

((just getting sidetracked mid sentence fr 20:15:19

[url=https://imgur.com/a/damara-megido-UFMJyOx][color=#A10000][bgcolor=#707070][u]DAMARA[/u]:[/bgcolor][/url][color=#A10000] Chances are that Latula wouldn’t be mad at Mituna. Perhaps a little jealous, but she would most certainly be taking out any anger on Damara for being the one who got involved with him. It was something that Damara already expected, though. If she got anywhere near just about anybody, it was going to upset somebody else, more often than not. She didn’t care too much, but contrary to popular belief she didn’t really feel the need to get particularly violent with people who hadn’t done anything to her. For now, she was content with just more or less chilling out with Mituna.[br] [br] 20:16:27

[color=#A10000] She watched him scroll through the games available, not particularly surprised by his choice. Although maybe a little surprised that that kind of game even existed. Once he was next to her again, she sidled up into his side as she watched him play. “WOW.” Damara let out a few soft wows and ahs, as a means of encouraging him and letting on that she was impressed by his skill. “MUCH IMPRESS. YOU GOOD AT REAL AND PLAY GAME.” Damara readjusted herself, glancing between the screen and the controller to try to make sense of how the buttons worked. But also taking note of how much coordination the usage of a controller would take. Particularly on those thumbsticks. 20:16:27

(inb4 he eats shit 8 different ways from Sunday :V 20:20:01

((she just instantly jinxes him fr 20:20:21

([color=#bb1550]":0... that suppose happen?" [color=#eec809]"7292737292020393948930303" 20:21:27

((lmaoooo 20:25:17

((damara gets too close ans he fumbles the bag 20:26:24

((i was this 🤏 close to having her start rubbing his thigh 20:27:04

((GOD 20:27:20

((if she did that he wouldve lost his cool 20:27:29

((LMFAOO 20:27:49

((which heated direction would he end up going in is the real question i think 20:28:11

((hot and heavy or hot headed 20:28:20

((yes 20:28:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] He furrowed his brow again, seriously. What the fuck was this guy talking about. “listen again, i got no clue vwhat you could POSSI8LY be talkin’ about. i didnt knowv meulin vwas evwen here to begin vwith.” Looking past Psii for a second he scans the room before looking back “only cats in here that i ewven recognize are damara and mituna. sure you dont got me mixed up for the only other handsome dewvil in this place?” He was absolutely talking about himself, but the him that had a ram currently smothering him. 20:29:01

((being tonched by someone as pretty as damara on the thigh would make him fuck up his tricks and he'd be torn between anger and hornger 20:29:21

((gettin freaky yet again 20:29:22

((my natural state of being is freaky 20:29:33

((yeah me too its ok 20:29:39

((bruh moment 20:29:41

((hey aradia isnt even smothering cronus anymore shes just standing in front of him 20:30:13

((shut up 20:30:23

((wwho asked you 20:30:27

((smh no aradia snusnu? 20:30:29

((itll happen again eventually 20:30:36

((smothering could be literal or figurativve 20:30:42

((ill bloww you up wwith my mind 20:31:06

((i should do my exercises before i die 20:31:07

((maybe yeah 20:31:20

((probably a good idea yeah 20:32:58

♊: "You are fucking with me, aren't you?" Psii looked a bit pissed off. "Am I mistaking you for someone else? All seadwellers looks the same..." Psii groaned, questioning himself about this interaction. He's an old coot after all, maybe that Cronus wasn't the one he knew or he was mixing up some events. 20:33:27

((poor psi.... 20:34:39

((not the casual seadweller racism 20:37:54

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [Y34H, FUCK1GN W4D3R!!] 20:38:35

((ill blast you 20:39:19

((so help me god 20:39:24

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [NUH UH] 20:39:45

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [8L457 7H353 8ULG35] 20:39:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] “nope, this guys got no reason to lie.” Cronus quirked a brow at the seadweller comment, crossing his arms “if by ‘all look the same’ do you mean handsome cause im definitely better lookin’ than a lot of these cats and kittens, they just dont see wvhat theyre missin’ out on. the rawv potential i hawve and wvhatnot.” Cronus clenched his teeth before pouting, rolling the cigarette between his lips as he did. No one could possibly understand. 20:41:40

((you think i wwont? 20:41:44

((its still your movve dipshit 20:41:50

((lmao i know im slacking 20:42:37

((im poking fun yes 20:43:01

((:deadt: /dramatic 20:43:11

((oh no /jh 20:43:23

((fuck 20:43:27

((/hj 20:43:29

♊: "I meant you all have fins and looks like swimbeasts but sure you are 'handsome' for your beauty standards I assume, hell if I know. I'm no fish beauty expert..." 20:46:38

((rizzcasim 20:48:56

♊: ((lmao 20:49:40

((my exercise has been interrupted by dad jumpscare dinner 21:06:28

((lmfao 21:06:32

((i eat instead i guess 21:06:37

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((alright finally back from pants steww x2 21:17:23

((real 21:17:30

((im updating aranea refs still 21:17:35

((slay 21:17:39

((aranea :stare: 21:20:37

[url=https://imgur.com/a/cronus-ampora-homestuck-LiA41][color=#6A006A]CRONUS:[/url][color=#6A006A] “real recognizes real. no need to be an expert in the subject, thats vwhat im here for.” He’d run his hand over his hair, smirking. “not ewveryone gets blessed vwith being a man of my class let alone bein’ just as good lookin’ and charming. its really hard these days bein’ the only sensitiwve and artistic guy around y’knovw? but at least i can be humble about it.” What the fuck was he even talking about anymore. 21:23:22

((he gave me a lobster tail from outback and i have no idea what to do with it 21:25:29

((eat it duh 21:25:35

((yes of course 21:25:42

((CRUNCH 21:25:44

((just put the whole thing in ur mouth yeah 21:25:49

((yup 21:25:57

((start tonguin it like some good pussy 21:26:17

((lmfao 21:26:20

((:kankri: 21:30:31

((man noww im hungry 21:31:42

((how h 21:34:54

((im gonna fucking eat you 21:35:46

((kshdhehf 21:35:51

((you can try 21:35:55

((i wwill trust 21:36:08

((im rapidly approaching 21:36:14

((anywway wwe lovve updating our refs again 21:36:35

((i shall fend u off with my many aldi brand products 21:37:04

((so real 21:38:13

((man fuck you and your aldi products 21:39:15

((not my aldi brand products 21:39:37

((yeah 21:41:53

♊: ((i love aldi.. 21:42:38

((alright time to update the only other refs wwe got 21:42:59

((i will reply soon 21:43:25

((i am eating one whole baked potato 21:43:31

((shovve the wwhole thing in your mouth 21:43:39

((i will die 21:44:09

((nuh uh 21:44:14

((only a pussy wwould die doing that 21:44:22

((then i guess im a pussy... 21:46:42

((:roxyl: 21:46:51

((lmfao 21:50:40

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((🕺 22:21:56

((yeah 22:22:30

(boogie boogie boogie yeah :V 22:22:53

((boogie dowwn 22:27:14

("Mm mmm Boogie Down with us, Prince Vegeta." [color=#629273]"BOOGIE DOWN WITH US!"[/color] "Mmm mmm mmm." [color=#629273]"BOOGIE DOWN WITH US!!"[/color] "Mmmm hmmmmm." 22:31:37

((:standt: 22:38:33

((im sending you back to wwork the fields 22:43:06

((chat so full yet so empty 22:59:31

((real 22:59:53

((no roleplay to be had 23:00:20

((i swesr im working on it.pls 23:00:36

((:despairt: 23:00:41

((none at all 23:01:09

((so empty 23:01:11

((:standt: 23:01:30

((sata wwhen they pick up 10 rps 23:04:39

((you did this unto yourself man u-u 23:04:48

((i got this trust 23:04:59

((im just slacking 23:05:03

((no more slacking or else im getting the chancla 23:05:39

(its okay :v the lights are too bright for you ùvú leave it to a super hero 23:06:12

((flees 23:08:24

((GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH 23:08:33

((LOCK THE FUCK IN 23:08:47

((:catscrem: 23:11:22

((IM GONNA GRAB YOU BY THE SCRUFF 23:13:09

((NUH UH 23:13:29

((THE FUCK I WWONT 23:21:38

((TRY IT BIIIIII 23:21:58

((IM GONNA 23:22:15

((FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS 23:22:22

((THATS NOT A THREAT ITS A PROMISE 23:22:27

((FLEES X2 23:25:20

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