Wednesday 18 June 2025

((i think im just allergic 01:28:32

((im autistic with a dry skin condition i dont know the name od 01:28:40

((f 01:28:41

((fair 01:28:44

((im autistic w some like borderline psoriasis type shit idk 01:28:53

((i cant fucking escape homestuck wwtf 01:29:03

((none of us cam 01:29:19

((n 01:29:25

((try magic shavving powwder its not gonna givve you chemical burns and you get more product 01:29:50

((i used it on my legs once and it wwas great 01:29:58

((ive never heard of that 01:30:02

((whats magic about it 01:30:11

((itll get rid of your hair wwithout peeling ur skin off 01:30:23

((i dont think nair actually gives you chemical burns unless you have an allergy to be fair 01:30:35

((no it does 01:30:42

((theres multiple stories about it lmfao 01:30:55

((maybe if u leave it on longer than it says to ig 01:30:56

((how much does dadberts shavinf cream cost 01:31:08

((its the ingredients 01:31:24

((idk shaving cream isnt too expensive i think 01:31:29

((evven if u use nair as intended the ingredients literally melt ur fuckin skin 01:31:39

((but bones its magic... 01:31:48

((anywway its not shavving cream so givve me a sec 01:31:56

((its like 5-10 bucks depending on wwhere you get it 01:32:19

((idk but dollar shave club i think has some good shaving cream and its clear so u can actually see where ur shaving 01:32:46

((i havent used it in ages bc i just go in raw now but it worked really well when i did use it 01:33:05

((razors scare me 01:33:23

((i use a trimmwr 01:33:26

((yeah i do too 01:33:29

((i dont shavve anymore 01:33:32

((wwe say fuck it 01:33:39

((lmao 01:33:41

((i get wwaxed or i die 01:33:46

((nair time 01:33:46

((i just trim my face and thats abt it 01:33:48

((i dont like havinf hair at all anywhere 01:34:04

((i dont either i just dont have the patience to deal w hair removal 01:34:16

((this is my curse 01:34:17

((which sucks bc i have the italian body hair 01:34:28

((come get wwaxed wwith me sata.... 01:34:41

((lmfao 01:34:46

((speaking of i should see if my epilator works 01:34:54

((lord 01:37:51

((ive neber been waxed before :thonk: 01:38:35

((wwell nowws the time 01:38:51

((ill hold ur hand 01:38:56

((sweats 01:41:17

((only if u hold it i suppose 01:41:25

((i gotchu pookie dont evven front 01:41:50

((uwu 01:42:20

((i was so bad when it came to waxing its so painful i probably wont be able to use the epilator much even if it does work lmfao 01:42:34

((i dont mind wwaxing but i also like pain so 🧍‍♂️ 01:43:16

((ayo 01:44:10

((okay so theres magic shave powder and magic shave cream. which do u think i should get 01:44:30

((powwder 01:44:38

((the powwder you mix wwith wwater and it turns into a paste you slather on 01:44:52

((wworks like nair wwithout the chemical burns 01:45:00

((got it 01:46:22

((any specific brand u recommend? 01:46:29

((magic :0 01:47:20

((the one that advertises itself for black men or 01:49:22

((cause its got magic as the label but im not that demographic lmao 01:49:44

(Get On The Game òVó 01:50:02

(WGAT THE FUCK STREET FIGHTER 4 FOR ONLY 4 DOLLARS? 01:50:36

((it says to only be used on face :despairt: 01:55:02

(deserved :v 02:02:09

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: Overall he continued to do just [i]fine[/i] in the game, succeeding at keeping pace in the first part of the time trial. "7H4NK5! 17 700K PR4C71C3." He replied cooly and with a big smile- and then Damara decided to make things difficult for him. His eyes widened as she decided to lay down with her head in his lap, freezing up a little and promptly fucking up a trick. His character in-game goes up and off a skate ramp, flying high- only to flub it and fall hard. The board goes sideways and his character collides with the ramp, BREAKING HIS SPINE as the board lands on its head. "FUCK!" He cursed.[br][i][/i][br]He then tries to cool it as his character respawns from the bail-out, breathing out with a huff as she watches him and plays with his suit. "50RRY." He apologizes sheepishly. 02:05:35

(why is this fuckass game 50 GBs ò-ó 02:06:44

((which one 02:10:03

(Booty by Buttlight 02:10:44

((to make room for all the ass 02:10:58

(I'm so furious, the first thing i'm doing is torturing a survivor ooù_ú 02:11:20

((lmao 02:17:48

(i need me a yandere so bad ō-ō i dont even carr if they kill me for missing a call, i just want the affection while i can have it 02:19:53

((idk if u rly want all that brother 02:20:15

(>:u what makes you say i cant handle it, huh. 02:21:01

((lord 02:23:57

((yandere? in 2025? 02:24:14

((:aradia_smile: 02:24:29

(:v yes please. Redhead with an extremely obsessive personality please. *puts 3 cents on the counter* :v.... <:v i gave away my life savings to bones- 02:25:27

[url=https://imgur.com/a/damara-megido-UFMJyOx][color=#A10000][bgcolor=#707070][u]DAMARA[/u]:[/bgcolor][/url][color=#A10000] It really did show that Mituna had put in plenty of practice to become good at games. Seeing someone show prowess from dedication to something was always impressive. Damara admittedly jolted a little at his reaction, almost having become too adjusted to him being calmer that she nearly forgot that he was capable of having any kind of outbursts. She shifted herself, careful not to press her horn into him in the process as she turned to face him a little more properly. Her hand lifted, rubbing his arm gently. “IT OKAY. I TOO MUCH?” The look in her eyes was deceptively innocent, finding it a little amusing how flustered he could get. Considering how (relatively) well things were going, though, she didn’t want to make him actually blow up on her. 02:26:06

((lmfao 😭 02:26:26

((why a redhead 02:26:31

(idk, i like redheads I think. But anyone color would do ô-ô 02:27:02

((real 02:27:08

(but I think the preferences would go from redhead to jetblack hair with bright ass eyes :v 02:28:41

(:matt: contrast is very cool. 02:28:56

((rainbowdrinker moment 02:29:03

(A yandere Porrim :v thats a great idea, precisely what I need 02:29:35

((yandere porrim... 02:29:48

((interesting 02:29:51

((super based i think 02:29:53

(i already play Kankri, I might as well sell my soul to her tweaking out :V 02:30:26

((she already tweaks out enough abt kankri so it could happen 02:30:45

((me next 02:31:05

((whens the double kankri porrim spitroast 02:31:27

(:clappy hands: its decided I need me a yandere porrim, i just have to put myself in a vulnerable state of being where she can save me :V 02:31:37

((oh my god 02:31:39

[color=#a10000]BOYMARA: [I PUT YOU IN VULNERABLE STATE.] 02:31:58

(>:U STAY BACK YOU, I SAID I WANT HER TO SAVE ME, NOT SEXUALIZE 02:33:21

((porrim will do both 02:33:35

[color=#a10000]BOYMARA: [BOTH IS GOOD.] 02:33:42

(:AUUUUUGGGHHHHH: 02:33:50

((one of these days i want a porrim or other jade mother figure with my mituna, i think that could be fun 02:34:24

((in what way do u want her with him is the question 02:35:06

((:aradia_smile: 02:35:18

(the lemon lime way as per usual 02:35:26

((i have a poorly disguised mommy kink 02:35:50

((LMAO 02:36:16

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(*smh* This man does not speak for Kankri kind, even if I want to call Roxy Mommy at somepoint for the lolz and drama :V 02:39:47

((karkat also still has to call roxy mom at some point 02:40:08

[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: "700 MUCH? UHHH... FUCK. NNNGHH-" The question has his cracked cogs turning and its causing his focus on the game to fizzle out. He likes Damara and doesn't want to upset her right now, but he has bad impulse and mood control. One eye twitches as he ragdolls again in the game, his character tripping off the board and subsequently CRACKING HIS NUTS on a PARTICULARLU HELLACIOUS GRIND RAIL. "N0! 1 M34N. Y35?? 1 L1K3 Y0U 50 175H H4RD 700 F0CU5." He's not good at lying, he hardly ever does, so why would he now? His face is yellow from fluster and frustration as he grits his teeth. The arm rubs seems to get to him as he shakes subtly, and he decides to put that arm around her and pat. "1M 50RRY. 1MM 7RY1GN N07 7P0 G37 M4D. 175 H4RD 8(." 02:40:31

((i am willing to call roxy mommy 02:40:49

((i volunteer as tribute 02:40:55

((lmfaoo 02:41:37

(:v there is no tribute, it has already been prophesized 02:41:42

((my karkat is just gonna do it as like a "heard her referred to as mom so assumes thats her name" 02:41:55

(IT'S AS THE CRABBY MANUSCRIPTS FORETOLD *splits the bubble into several peices* :v Bubble: Unleashed 02:42:31

[color=#4b4b4b]KARKAT: [MOTHER] 02:42:33

((alright i have to go to bed tho 02:44:45

((gnn 02:45:12

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(schleeping :v 02:45:38

((good night bonessss 02:46:15

((looks at sonic 02:46:46

((yurr 02:51:21

(ôvô.... Vriskers- :V... <:v vriskers? Where'd you goskers? 02:51:34

[color=#a10000]BOYMARA: [IT OVER. I HAVE HIGH GROUND.] 02:53:00

(>:v you HEATHENS scared away Vriskers 02:53:27

((my freaky is a serket repellent 02:55:00

((they know i go crazy for em 02:55:06

((ough still waiting on a reply for mituna/kankri 02:56:23

((its been 9 hours... 02:56:28

(*puts hand on shoulder* They aint coming lil bro ( *´・ω)/(；д； ) 02:58:21

((help? 02:58:30

((krilling my shellf 02:59:34

((wwhy 03:06:26

((also i guess i can wwork on my response noww that im home again 03:09:33

((yippee 03:12:05

((while u d9 that im gonna jump in search and see what jumpscares i get tonight 03:12:37

((HOLY SHIT IM IN 03:16:25

((GIRL KANKRI SAID ITS A GOOD POST 03:16:31

((ar ar ar 03:41:38

((there wwe go 04:00:26

((done 04:00:29

(cap :v 04:00:33

((caps u 04:03:00

((not cap im better 04:03:03

((im just wworking on stuff wwith my friend too 04:03:13

(*sonic sway* :v so they're finally done fucking that brain surgeon or lawyer or whoever they were fucking with 04:04:09

((your gta references have no hold here 04:06:24

(*slams table* YOU FAT FUCK, ARE YOU SLEEPING? 04:07:06

((i dont know that one lmao 04:14:15

(GTA4 :v 04:16:45

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((boogie dowwn 05:01:40

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(bring in the ruckus like :V 05:40:17

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(*guitar aolo as I start crashing out* This world is rotten... ● v ● [i]I am the cure.[/i] 07:16:57

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pipefan413: FELLOWS. 11:10:38

pipefan413: I BID YOU A GOOD MORNING. 11:10:42

pipefan413: A GOOD MORNING, FOR BUSINESS. 11:10:46

pipefan413: I HAVE YELLED IN VERY SOFT TONES AT PEOPLE WHO MUST DO THEIR JOBS, AND INDEED THEY ARE NOW DOING THEIR JOBS. 11:11:04

pipefan413: THIS IS GOOD, OR I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE THEM FORMER JOB PEOPLE. 11:11:18

pipefan413: AND FIND NEW JOB PEOPLE. 11:11:24

pipefan413: WE NOW WALK FORWARD WITH A NEW UNDERSTANDING, ON A NEW DAWNING DAY. 11:11:45

pipefan413: A DAY OF OPTIMISATION. 11:11:52

pipefan413: A DAY OF WORK ETHIC. 11:11:58

pipefan413: OF ELBOW GREASE. 11:12:00

pipefan413: ALSO THE FABRICATION PLANT CAUGHT ALIGHT AND IF IT WAS ONE OF YOU I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR OF IT SWIFTLY. 11:12:18

((oh dad hi 11:52:34

((good morning 11:52:37

pipefan413: GOOD MORROW, FISH LAD. 12:06:32

pipefan413: HOW ARE YOU FARING 12:06:49

((wwoken up by a dream about my ex but wwe persist 12:10:58

((wwhat about you though wwhats this job stuff youre talkin about 12:11:24

(( i have existed kind of 12:28:06

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