Tuesday 22 October 2024

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i am gamering 00:23:56

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((i am dying, slowly but dying 00:25:05

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(:v naaaooooo, give us some of that H0NEY before you E X P I R E 00:25:55

[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i felt that 00:26:54

(:v Biggie Kurry is not going to be happy with these developments 00:28:09

(>:U PORRIM AINT EVER AROUND WHEN THE CRAB REQUIRES A DISTRACTION! Only ever appearifies when he's walking in a back alley so she can snatch him and gallivant into the night 00:36:03

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((she will o+nly help if shes getting her insides bo+iled 01:03:30

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(:AAAUUUUGGGHHH: Straight DICKMITIZED AND FOR W H A T? 01:22:16

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(>:v she better be satisfied with him agreeing to watch her little runway show or WHATEVES 01:30:03

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([url=https://youtube.com/shorts/cQKAf3cLx6A?si=7umBym9DxqtheuWN]Kankri and Cronus after Kankri stops being upset with him:[/url] 01:46:30

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(>:v bedtime 02:21:41

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((real 02:28:43

[url=https://imgur.com/a/05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/url] ((i will be sleeping so+o+n 02:28:50

(:v good, you will need all your rest for the headpats imma give you >:v 02:30:05

(<:u Kankri gonna have to run to Mama Disciple to stop getting attacked at this point "Please. I need your mane for a moment." *vanishes into her hair* [color=#168e09]*grown woman fangirling because he's so little* 02:31:03

(( lmoa 02:31:41

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(( eyyooo 02:33:52

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(Roxanne :V you made it to the partay 02:42:46

(( :33 02:43:55

(( yay party time 02:44:23

(( nepeta is going to not enjoy what she's seeing 02:44:42

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(Kankri is NOT having a good time :v 02:45:07

(( oh no.... oh fuck lemme read this log 02:45:11

(You see... Nepeta was getting her brain absolutely DESTROYED again :v 02:45:55

(( BROTHER SPARE HER 02:50:30

(( SHE'S INNOCENT 02:50:38

(( :despairt: 02:50:44

(>:U HE'S INNOCENT, AND A CAT! HE MISSES HIS CAT! 02:50:57

(( it's fine meulin got it 02:51:28

(( Meulin coming in for the SAVE 02:51:31

(( nepeta: tysvm sis 02:51:39

(:AUUUUUUGGGHHHHH: 02:51:47

(saving her at the expense of bro's continued free trial of being without pitch intentions <:u 02:52:29

("NEPETA HELP ME, SHE'S LOST HER MIND-" [color=green]"... your opp is kinda scary and you're [i]too good[/i] at petting, you might kill me-" 03:01:31

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??: ((Peeks in 03:05:14

(*peeks out* oi josuke :v 03:05:33

(AHHAHAHAHAHA i dont even feel bad for that one, that shit is too funny 03:06:48

(( LMAO 03:13:23

[url=https://imgur.com/a/mZr7rMR][color=#416600]Nepeta: [/color][/url] "of course!! glad to help" Since Kankri said he was good and even thanked her yet again, she would've stepped off to the side of him to start picking up her items and pack them up. She wasn't expecting him to do what he'd done next though. Her ear twitches, sensing movement and her head turns. Watching as the other troll brings his palm down to pet her head. Which Nepeta was fine with. Even the scratching was good with her too. Causing her to purr. Tail raised in the air clearly content with this as a thank you for her hard work! Even leaning into his palm before turning her head to keep packing, hearing what he says next and responding with a little chuckle, "i'm just doing what i think is right..."[br] [br] However... his hand moves towards her horn. At the sensitive base. And unfotunate for her-- the nerves that run up along her spine to her tail light up and it's an overwhelming sensation all over her body. Face and ears flooding entirely with Olive and her hands shake. The tools slip out of her palms and clank against the countertop paired with an audible [i]'MRRP'[/i] catnoise from her throat. Unable to vocalize for him to STOP. Tail fluffed up to TWICE it's ususal size. Her poor body trembles. Instinctively she locks her knees to stop herself from crumbling to the floor-- thankfully Meulin steps in just in time before things got uh, spicy. 03:14:56

[br]Nepeta finds the strength to step back towards the counter and lean against it. Heartbeat spiked. Pupils so wide damn near all the color of her iris is swallowed by black. Tail all flicking and whipping behind her randomly while she has to so obviously calm the fuck down. The horn touching is a SERIOUS NO-NO for trolls. Perhaps Kankri just wasn't thinking. So she isn't [i]as[/i] upset about it. It's just a misunderstanding. Nepeta takes deep breaths, shuts her eyes and does her best to compose herself. Give her a moment. Poor thing has to reboot. She DOESN'T get touched there. And her extra blue [i]limb[/i], despite the impeccable work, has still rendered her nerves to be kinda FUCKED. 03:15:05

[br] :(( She looks like she would've started cryin'. Smh. 03:16:01

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(NOT THE BABEY :AUUUUGGHH: 03:18:11

(( what have you DONE, CRAB BOY 03:20:02

(( just you wait until she's able to gather her braincells enough to process literally anything that's going on rn >:V 03:21:18

(NAAAOOOOO HE'S S O W W Y 03:25:15

(( meulin about to grip that man up and snap him like a glowstick 03:27:00

([color=#6e6a07]"You were at her horns, you cheating sack of shit-"[/color] "OH MY GOD, NOT THE KITTY OH NO IM SORRY CMERE PSPSPSPSPSPSPS-" [color=green]*scurries away* 03:28:03

(( gonna be so funny if he actually feels upset for what he did :wheeze: 03:29:34

(( dude starts cryin and snotting up like NOOO NOT THE LIL MEOW MEOW 03:30:12

(( LMAO 03:30:31

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("NOT MY SECOND KITTY-" [color=#6e6a07]"I AM SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR SECOND- [i]NO, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR [u]FIRST[/u] AND [u]ONLY[/u] KITTY![/i]" 03:32:21

(( LMFAOOOOO 03:33:09

(( BRO PLS 03:33:19

(( D: 03:34:00

(( SHE'S GONNA KILL HIM-- BORDERLINE 03:34:15

(( meulin seeing spades in full and almost loses control 03:35:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/63evGLt][color=#E00707]Dave:[/color][/url] [color=#910000]No contest she's doing better in quite a few respects. This guy's drowning in several layers of cope. Japes and jabs and mutual stabs veiled in sarcasm is the best way to handle this freaking animal and Mindfang, frankly, is doing a good job. It's good they can engage in this the same way. He was expecting a yes. The chances of a no are [i]slim[/i] but he'd rather try to be a gentleman about it first and THEN get the pass to be a demon. Which she passes out to him like a hall pass he will NEVER be returning. No takesies backsies now Serket. Dave's breaking out into a full on grin. The corners of his eyes crinkling up and causing his eyes to crescent all happy-like. An extremely rare look all for the pirate's gaze.[/color] [br] [br]"bet" [color=#910000]Dave's closing the gap. Pressing his lips against her own and reveling in the coolness they offer. It's a firm press paired with a languid movement of his jaw to [i]really[/i] deepen it. Mindfang will also feel the human trying to climb up onto her lap. She is big. And so is her seat. Maybe there's room-- he's trying though, Lord is he really about to just plop onto her lap and try sucking face with big blue lady. Maybe she wouldn't mind this warm fellow doing so... maybe.[/color] 03:36:11

(What David trying to get into :rizz eyebrow: 03:36:37

(( petticoats obviously 03:36:59

(Sexy lil human first-mate 03:37:39

(( redman on a mission :y 03:38:01

(( he smoochie and then also gift her things 03:38:22

([color=#e1000e]"O Captain, My Captain"[/color] [color=#008ee8]"I hate that that is probably one of your human references and that I am in love with it already." 03:39:05

(( ong 03:49:47

(( LMAO 03:52:23

(( she would though 03:52:31

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(( full rizzler mode david 03:59:11

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(Kankri hitting Nepeta with that "PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ" ass rizz so she forgives him and doesnt hate him for all eternity 04:03:52

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[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri was none the wiser to the state he was putting Nepeta in, truly he was innocent! Look at that giddy face of his- well, it was not necessarily [i]giddy[/i] but he looked far happier than usual. His countenance had disregarded his usual stoic disposition in favor of small, yet warm smile, eyes fluttered closed as he continued to pet Nepeta. If the Olive had been [s]Roxy[/s] an actual cat, one would say he was being rather nurturing! His hands wandered about her head, not noticing when he may have brushed or grazed against the Leijon's horn base, but soon everything came screeching to a halt with Meulin's rather VIOLENT interjection, accosting him firmly against the wall, causing him to yelp out of shock, a smidgen of pain, and a light dose of fear.[br] [br]He winced, being pressed up against the wall agitated the bruises on his back- even with the salve, they still pulsed and swelled with an uncomfortable heat that only arose with pain. "WH-WHA- WHAT DID-" and then came the aggressing Olive's words of enlightenment to the situation. He was- and Nepeta was- n-no this can't be! She was purring and making that cute little [i]'RRRRMMMMMRRRRPPHH'[/i] NOIZE, surely the Leijon would have asked he cease just as she did before if he was getting too-[br] [br] 04:33:17

[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] /A quick glimpse over to Nepeta's unfortified frame leaning against the counter and puffed out tail was enough to sell him on the fact that perhaps he messed, but the he saw her face- [i]gracious the poor kitten's face was practically drowning in the foliage of green that was present even in her ears[/i]- he even took note of her hyper wide pupils. Kankri was at a lost, sputtering up a few words, his own face suddenly heating up with red. Oh no! He didn't mean to mess with her horn- did he hurt her or was Nepeta- no, NO! HE PROBABLY CAISED HER DAMAGE IN SOME WAY- "9-9H MY G99DNESS, NEPETA I AM S9 S9RRY I HAD N9 IDEA! I, CLEARLY S9 [i]STUPIDY AND 6RAZENLY[/i], A-ASSUMED Y9U WERE ENJ9YING THE PETTING, I DID N9T MEAN T9 9VERSTEP ANY 69UNDS AND CAUSE Y9U ADVERSE EFFECTS! I-I WAS SIMPLY CAUGHT UP IN Y9UR AD9RA6LE PURRING AND H-HAD N9T N9TICED I MAY HAVE CL-CLIPPED Y9UR H9RN- 9H GRACI9US PLEASE, PLEASE F9RGIVE ME! I DID N9T MEAN T9 HURT Y9U, Y9U WERE JUST MAKING S9 MANY CUTE N9ISES A-AND I WANTED T9 HEAR M9RE-Y9U ARE MARVEL9US PURRER 6Y THE WAY I-IF THAT IS ANY C9NS9LATI9N- I AM SUCH AN IDI9T- IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN D9 F9R Y9U?" He was speaking rather quickly, probably the fastest ever seen by Meulin and yet his lips were so pronounced in their utterance, his eloquence was impeccable. With his face sweltering red, and mind set on trying to plead for forgiveness from Nepeta, he absentmindedly fought against Meulin's grasp. 04:33:22

(backslash YOU RAT BASTARD 04:33:44

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(( hello 443 04:35:48

CALIBORN: ((hi just popping in 04:36:20

(( all good lmao 04:36:29

(( brother just digging a hole so fast 04:40:39

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(Caliborn, my brother :V BROliborn even 04:41:34

(i come to you as a truly humble crab... SHOOT THIS BITCH PLZ, BRO PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ SHOOT HER SHE CRAYZEE <:U 04:42:17

(( do not shoot me i've done nothing wrong 04:43:26

CALIBORN: ((i want to hop in so bad but i know if i do i wont sleep… 04:43:38

(( paps 04:44:06

(( i understand the feeling 04:44:21

CALIBORN: ((just a little bit… just a hit… 04:44:31

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(just a whiff of the good BOOF wont hurt, we swear :9 04:46:39

(( just a hint lmoa 04:46:41

(( caliborn walks into the bathroom sees meulin holding kankri up against a wall with his wrists and everyone is blushing [br] caliborn: YOU SLUTTY WHORES WHAT THE FUCK 04:48:33

("IT WAS HER- SHE DID THIS-" [color=#6a6e07]"WHAT?? BOY IF THEY DONT KILL US I AM GONNA TEAR YOUR ASS UP!" 04:52:55

(( I'm ngl I was laughing reading Kankri's screaming pleas 04:54:15

(( yes 04:54:21

(( bro is begging 04:54:29

(( meulin about to drag this man into the vents he will not be seen again 04:55:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] Many hundreds of years of experience will do that to someone, is it perfect? No not at all, but it works and that’s enough. No regrets for giving the strider a permanent free kiss or make out pass, drunk or not he was going to eventually get it anyway. Being a gentleman towards her seemed to be working in daves favor, both were actively trying to be as considerate and caring towards each other to the best of their abilities. The strider seemed so much happier than before, she’s hoping to see this from him more often. Causing a flutter in her blood pusher, her body seemed to be betraying her as it was reacting faster than she could actively stop it from happening. [br] [br] Bet, a word that she understood all too well. The context was different this time, as he shifted to push his warm lips into her own frigid ones. Leaning into the liplock, considering the size difference there was more than enough room in her lap for the strider. As the other was climbing the cerulean to get into her lap, she’d just shift and grab his sides pulling him right onto her lap without any hesitation. The warmer human was always welcome to be on top of her in any way he wanted now, after he was more settled one of her hands would slide down his side and over his ass giving it a small squeeze. 04:58:55

(( dave and mindfang drunkenly making out as kankri is punished for his crimes against nepeta 04:59:15

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CALIBORN: Caliborn comes to. Again. On the ground, in a house he doesn’t recognize— wait, no, it’s this shit again. Wait…YES! It’s this shit again! Now he can continue his conquest— he had been so crudely interrupted before by…err…he can’t remember. It’s all a blur. His head is foggy. Didn’t trolls live here? Right, and he was to reign over them as their one and only king and make them do DESPICABLE…EVIL…ABHORRENT THINGS. — He sits up, reaching for the gun he’d dropped at his side before he vanished. First things foremost— he had to mark his territory. He pulls out (from…somewhere) a marker, and writes on the nearest surface. ‘THIS CASTLE IS NOW PROPERTY OF YOUR ONE AND ONLY LORD. DO NOT STEAL. OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.’ The average person would view his writing as incomprehensible scribbles that barely resemble letters from any sort of alphabet— BUT IT DIDN’T MATTER. The territory was his nonetheless. — Now, for the rest of the mansion…it was a good idea to let everyone know he meant to brandish this entire place in his mark, and if won’t by his beautiful lettering or bulletholes, it’d be at the very least by his claws. All this to say he’s going to the bathroom. 05:02:16

CALIBORN: Or in the direction of it. 05:02:48

([color=#e1000e]"More chardonnay my sexy pirate gal?"[/color] [color=#008ee8]"Only it you give it to me in the form of a kiss."[/color] *halfway across the bubble* "WAITWAITWAIT I AM IN CRITICAL CONDITION- YOU SURELY WOULDN'T HARM SOMEONE ALREADY SO WORN OUT-" [color=#6a6e07]"YOU ABOUT TO BE IN [i]CRITICALER[/i] CONDITION, TRY NOT TO DIE ON MY OR I'LL KILL YOU DEAD!" 05:02:53

CALIBORN: ((sorry for my blocks of text i cant so line breaks on mobile 05:03:06

(( nah its good lmao 05:03:15

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/WlQUr][color=#416600]MEULIN:[/url] [color=#416600] Letting nepeta have a breather was only part of the reason that meulin was pinning the vantas against the wall by his wrists, the fact he had no idea what he was doing was even more irritating for the olive. Kankri being dense was a given and did not help this situation at all, meulin was trying to be a little bit gentle as it was partially her fault he needed more medical attention. That would not stop her from trying to punish him for his crimes of overstimulating another catgirl and antagonizing meulin consistently. [br] [br] As the vantas desperately started to quickly ramble his poor excuse of an apology and try to struggle back against her, the hue on his face being a deep scarlet as the vantas started to heat up. Everything was starting to add to the pile of pitch feelings, the struggling especially would finally cause meulin to press herself up against him, squeezing his wrists a little tighter than before. Out of pure frustration meulin would start forcing her lips against his, a low growl leaving her throat. Unfortunately, she cannot hear caliborn. 05:13:58

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(BUT HE IS BEING A GOOD CRAB <:U 05:26:18

[url=https://imgur.com/a/mZr7rMR][color=#416600]Nepeta: [/color][/url] Poor Nepeta is attempting to recover from the accidental bullshit. One hand against her forehead and using a steady injection of static-y pink of her powers to stabilize her own emotions. It helps to calm herself in a physical sense. Her thinkpan actually feels like scrambled eggs though-- the sensation far too intense and lingering. She can hear commotion coming from Meulin and Kankri, red and olive forms in the peripheral of her vision. She hears Kankri raising his voice and saying a whole bunch of stuff. the shakiness of her limbs stilling along with the fur of her tail relaxing. What was she doing again? Right, trying to collect her tools. She meant to clean the blood off. Her palms are still bloody with red and she might've just smeared some on her face.[br] [br]Kankri was apologizing at length it seems. He really didn't mean to do that, maybe the guy's just a lil dense! With her senses regained and her breathing calmed she looks to Kankri to respond, about to say that it's [i]fine[/i], he's forgiven, it's an accident. But she completely goes still at the sight of Meulin absolutely pitch macking on Vantas. I did NOT n33d to s33 that-- "guys what the heck, in HERE? at least let me pack and leave--" She sounds panicked. Quickly trying to gather her bloody tools and dump them into her inventory. Her face is still olive. Ears pinned back. This is HIGHLY EMBARASSING, mostly because that is her dancestor. 05:35:46

[br]*And she feels like she's INTRUDING upon something meant to be a private affair here. 05:37:37

(( side note for Caliborn: Nepeta took her coat off to play doctor and she is actually BUFFPETA, the WHEYFU if u will :v 05:38:08

(WEIGHTFU MY BELOVED 05:38:36

CALIBORN: ((caliborn goes like kyaaahhh! and runs awayblushing and crying and screaming 05:39:23

(( meulin not giving a fuck [br] nepeta why are you hate making out in front of me !!! 05:39:36

(( LMAO 05:39:42

(( brother was ready to seize the day then fucking runs 05:40:04

(( nepeta: GIRL AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL I LEAVE DAYUMN 05:40:11

(Poor Calibreeze, brother is gonna be excreting slime upon seeing makeouts 05:40:46

(( caliborn: *running away* nepeta: BROTHER HOLD THE DOOR I'M TRYING TO GET THE FUCK OUT TOO 05:42:33

CALIBORN: He stood in the doorway observing the events unfolding before him as if it were some sort of scene in a horror movie. He…didn’t really get what was going on. It actually confused him so much he felt not only uncomfortable but also perturbed— not that he would ever admit to it. —— That’s right. Last time he was here, there were two trolls getting it on right there for everyone to see— but now…these other two are…what? Why was she sucking on his face like that? She was holding him down— is this some sort of fight? What a pathetic way to rend your opponent to pieces. Why didn’t the bitch just shred him up with her claws? He was so helpless and submissive, she could just kill him right then! WHY ISN’T SHE KILLING HIM??? THIS IS WEIRD! —— He gags, serpent tongue lashing out as if he’s gonna vomit all over the floor. He can’t fucking take this anymore. He swings his staff, creating a sizable dent in the wall. —— “GET THE FUCK OUT. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. ALL OF YOU. NOW.” —— He was so close to filling everyone he comes across at this point with bullets on-sight and moments like these only bring him closer. Really, he doesn’t know what mysterious force is at play here that is keeping him from bludgeoning every unfortunate soul to encounter him with his bare hands and teeth— but that’s not important. 05:43:29

CALIBORN: Wait— why was the other one naked? Why was she RIPPED? Hm. Maybe he’ll spare that one. She’s quite manly, and that’s deserving of some ounce of respect. No, Caliborn, don’t get distracted by manly nekobitches. Where had he seen her before? Forget it. 05:44:48

(( MANLY NEKOBITCHES WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD 05:45:16

(( LMAO 05:45:23

(( why isn't she killing him new fear unlocked for caliborn 05:47:44

([color=#20ee08]"KILL HIM DAMN IT, JUST KILL HIM- WHY IS HE STILL DRAWING BREATH- STOP SLURPING ON HIS FACE IT ISN'T KILLING HIM- PLEASE BRO, PLEASE JUST KILL-" 05:48:31

CALIBORN: ((recall he doesnt know anything about sexual or romantic intimacy and he is only capable of viewing things like eyegazing and handholding and hugging as hardcore pornographic 05:49:11

(( exactly its so funny 05:49:43

(( his sister truly had the brains of the family 05:49:56

(brother is on his hands in knees WAILING for Kankri to be reduced to red stain on the wall whilst Meulin is trying to TEAR THAT ASS UP 05:53:01

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CALIBORN: ((switching devices 05:53:25

CALIBORN: ((ok i could write a paper about how caliborn isn’t as stupid as he comes across just because he’s the most detached from every culture and realm of human-adjacent knowledge because he learns so fast and does so much he’s so fucked up. 05:55:15

CALIBORN: ((he’s just the most alien alien 05:55:26

(( caliborn: so you have chosen death [br] nepeta: exists without her coat on [br] caliborn: that one shall live for one more day 05:55:28

CALIBORN: ((but also yeah he’s stupid. 05:55:53

(( no no i get that, he's the special kind of stupid lmao 05:56:07

[url=https://imgur.com/a/mZr7rMR][color=#416600]Nepeta: [/color][/url] Said manly nekobitch is trying to HASTILY get the FUCK out of there. Medical tools put up in her inventory along with the bowl of salve. Her palms still had blood on them, a bit of it smeared on her face too but it seems that she doesn't care. Instead clearly packing up the rodeo and trying to hit the road. She has to snatch her long coat off of the tub and hastily put it on. It immediately obfuscates her BEEFY STATUS from the masses. No telling otherwise. Nepeta's escape route is BLOCKED by mini-Lord English and awww he's so small though look at him how does he become DEATH INCARNATE? He's screaming. Flipping his shit at the sight of people making out-- not that she's not doing the same fucking thing but like... he's being so... [i]extra.[/i] About it. As if he doesn't understand what the fuck is happening here. She comes to the entrance he's BLOCKING and says, "can mew PURRLEASE move i am TRYING to get out of here and mew are in the way!!!" DD: At least she said please. Her cat puns slip out in force in the stress though. FR33 ME. AUGH. [br] [br][color=#005682]Meanwhile Vriska was napping on the couch and hearing all this yelling. She shoots upright, squinting, bleary eyed and disgruntled, "SHUT UP. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. Fucking morons live here I swear..." FLOPS back onto the couch, grabs a pillow and sandwiches her face with it to muffle all the idiots that keep spawning in here. Next person who comes 05:59:55

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CALIBORN: Caliborn kind of just sizes Nepeta up for a moment, very dramatically, before stepping aside for her. At least she has half the brain to follow his orders. Or something. Yeah, that’s totally what’s happening here. 06:03:14

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CALIBORN: ((you know how in the sims when one of them walks in on another one peeing they just stand there and panic for a solid five minutes before deciding to leave 06:06:52

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(:v me fr, but im the one peeing and then I turn to piss on the sudden entrant 06:08:44

(( yes 06:08:49

(( no 06:08:56

(( strangles 06:09:09

CALIBORN: ((thats how im imagining what’s happening r. 06:09:48

CALIBORN: ((rn* 06:09:53

(( if someone pee's on me because they left the bathroom unlocked like a fool i'm killing them 06:10:29

(nah, you dyinh >:v if the door aint open, KNOCK FUCKER. 06:11:37

(( i do knock but i have had people literally not answer in the fucking dark 06:12:10

(( then get pissed when i open the door 06:12:16

(I aint answering AND you getting pissed on AND murdered 06:13:33

(( kills you 06:14:05

(( i am ok with this 06:14:51

CALIBORN: ((any reason you wouldn’t be 06:15:37

(( hmm no 06:16:12

(( i love that 06:16:16

(I OBJECT >:U 06:17:32

(( vriska trying to wake up because she doesn't want to be in the bubbles 06:17:41

(beats her with a brick 06:18:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/mZr7rMR][color=#416600]Nepeta: [/color][/url] Oh thank fuck. A surprising turn of events, he MOVES and she's not about to look the gift horse in the mouth. So Nepeta promptly steps out of there with a small, "thanks" Before beelining for the living room. She'd heard Vriskers yelling, so perhaps the living room isn't the best option at the moment either. TO THE KITCHEN SHE GOES... to wash her hands of blood. And then... maybe make some tea and draw or something to chill the fuck out. In case Caliborn is actually going to go buck wild she keeps her ears trained on whatever's going on though. Nepeta: make yourself some well deserved tea. 06:20:35

(( [color=#005682]Vriska: Cali8orn just shoot me first 8efore any of these sad fucks I'm trying to wake up. 06:21:33

(( lmao 06:27:33

CALIBORN: Perhaps the manly nekobitch is right. He’ll just…very quickly…on the door…’CALIBORN WAS HERE. PROPERTY OF CALIBORN.’ Yes. Perfect. He would kick them out, really he doesn’t care for what’s going on in there in all of its strange disgustingness, but maybe they’ll kill eachother very, very slowly. If they don’t, he’ll be sure…AND HE MEANS IT…to take care of it FOR GOOD next time… He will just continue his expedition of filling walls with bullets and writing random esoteric symbols on anything he can find. Indulge in a little bit of tearing up a couch or two. The lining inside these walls looks particularly…meaty. He wonders if it tastes any good. 06:30:40

[bgcolor=#cc0000][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] Kankri was a bit frantic, trying to push Meulin off, which proved utterly fruitless once her grip fastened upon his wrists. In his weakened state, what chance does he have? None- ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN MEULIN SUDDENLY STOPPED HIS EARNEST PLEADING APOLOGY WITH HER LIPS CRASHING INTO HIS! His core clenched in on itself with nerves, as did his hands into fists. Only managing to catch wind of Caliborn when he had kicked the door open and started shouting demands- Kankri tried fighting more against Meulin's grip, even fussing his legs a bit, but he was making enough leverage to push her back, so he would have to settle for pulling his face from hers. Sure, he ended up smacking the back of his head on the wall, but it created enough space for him to pull out of the kiss, "W-WAIT WAIT- WE CAN'T 6E D9ING THIS- TH-THERE'S TR9U6LE AF99T-" but much to Kankri's misfortune, his green gremlin-sized foul-mouthed chance to be saved was seemingly too flustered in its own right to stay and left rather expeditiously with Nepeta. Leaving The Crab ALONE with a rather riled up Meulin, "H-Hey, ummm s-surely th-this is all just a HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING-" 06:36:01

(( brother pleading for his life lmao 06:38:27

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